Monday, February 1, 2021

IT WAS NEITHER FLOP NOR SUPERHIT; AS THE 'BUDGET 2021' BECAME DEFENSIVE DUE TO 'FISCAL DEFICIT' !!!

"BABLOO: 'It was neither 
flop nor SUPERHIT; 
as the 'Budget 2021' became 
defensive due to 'Fiscal DEFICIT'. 
Many reforms and 
bold steps got DEFERRED; 
though, the focus on creating 
new highways have been PREFERRED.'

BABOOL: 'The pandemic situation has 
its own impact, so, this 'Budget 2021' 
had to focus more on human HEALTH; 
the existing taxation system has not been 
disturbed at all, as in 2020, the common 
people failed to increase their WEALTH.'

BABLA: 'Are they giving 
an option, 'Either merge 
or get PRIVATIZED'; 
'FDI in all sectors is a 
profitable strategy', is what 
they have smartly ADVERTIZED. 
Long term planning has been 
chalked out for improving 
the INFRASTRUCTURE; 
also, raising the 'Minimum Support Price' 
and implementing 'Mandi Modernization' 
will surely boost any type of AGRICULTURE.'

BALA: 'Why cess got imposed on 
agriculture sector and how any 'Asset 
Reconstruction Company will OPERATE; 
new types of employment will get generated, 
but will 'Disinvestment' indirectly help 
RBI to reduce the 'Repo RATE. 
As if it is a football 
league, where last two 
teams will be RELEGATED; 
instead of borrowing, they are selling shares 
to raise money for fund allocations, and many 
Corporate CEOs felt ELATED.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, January 31, 2021

UTTARBANGA AAR JUNGLEMAHAL AAGEYI HOYECHEY HAATHCHARAH; EBAAR GERUA SHIBIR ER SHAKTO GARH HOBE MEDINIPUR EBONG HOWRAH !!!

"Chaal thik ora bechheyi 
nicchey, basta e pore 
thaakche sudhu ee KAANKAR; 
kheloyaarh raa ee dal e 
thaakchena, toh khela aar 
ki kore hobe BHAYANKAR. 
Ghat er dhaare 
paowaa gache 
aadhpora taaka r BASTA; 
goyenda raa onyo desh e jeteyi 
paarey, kaaron bahutal baari r aar 
sona r daam toh aar noy oto SASTA. 
Kothay lukiye aache taara, 
jaara ramramiye korchilo 
koyla o goru PAACHAAR; 
duskriti gulo o je taaka 
pacchena, taai ki jonnyo aar 
korbe rajnoitik ATYACHAAR. 
Ekhan je haarey hocche dal badal, 
bojhaai jacche je shashak dal e 
dhukey gache durniti r VIRUS; 
taai hotasha r jonnyo, 
edik odik shona jaaye kato 
kukatha o dekha jaaye CIRCUS. 
Uttarbanga aar Junglemahal 
aageyi hoyechey HAATHCHARAH; 
ebaar gerua shibir er shakto garh 
hobe Medinipur ebong HOWRAH. 
Paschimbanga teh parivartan er 
parivartan aasbeyi, naam er o 
hoyto paribartan hobe, notun 
naam hoyto hobe 'BANGABHOOMI'; 
Paschim Bangladesh konodin o hobena, 
kaaron firti akraman bhalo ee korte jaane 
Bharatiya Bangaali raa, kaaron ei veerbhoomi 
ee taader MAATRIBHOOMI."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, January 30, 2021

AFTER THE PANDEMIC SITUATION; THE MAIN CONCERN IS SURELY THE INFLATION !!!

"BABLOO: 'After the 
pandemic SITUATION; 
the main concern is 
surely the INFLATION. 
Even the taxation system 
should be simple, transparent 
and STRAIGHTFORWARD; 
those who are paying around 
70% of their tax in advance must 
get a discounted monetary REWARD.'

BABOOL: 'The recent farming bill will 
surely bring in more modernization 
and net profitability in any
type of AGRICULTURE; 
be it apps, be it books, local 
students must be able to learn in 
their local language in schools to know 
better about their own local CULTURE. 
Point to be also noted that without 
a little bit of INDUSTRIALIZATION; 
it is quite tough to boost Indian 
economy in this age of GLOBALIZATION.'

BABLA: 'Indian Government wants to make 
4 big PSU Banks, but, merger of PSU Banks 
must be feasible enough with speedy 
technical migration process and also 
must have a positive SYNERGY; 
all branches of PSU Banks must have 
uniform CBS software, uniform style 
premises, high speed internet and 
performance incentives to provide the 
staffs more motivation and ENERGY.'

BALA: 'All employment exchanges must 
also have its digital presence with 
transparency and smooth functioning 
to easily provide new EMPLOYMENT; 
focus to be given on Rail, Aviation and 
Banking industry to make it more profitable by 
breaking the conservative rules and making any 
type of innovative AMENDMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, January 29, 2021

'JAI SHRI RAM' DHWANI NIYE SHURU KORECHE TAARA DWIGVIJAY ABHIJAAN, PARIVARTAN ER PARIVARTAN HOBEYI, JEGECHEY ASHA R AALO !!!

"Kato taaka ee naa elo katogulo 
club e, chaatro der 'Tab' kenaar 
taaka r dikeyi beshi GURUTTWA; 
othocho koto company hoye galo 
bandho, neyi kono niyog baa 
karmosansthaan, baarche BEKAARATTWA. 
Emon ekta bharha kora 
lok ke dilo DWAAITWA; 
je bhalo netaa der saathe 
bereyi galo dal er DURATTWA. 
Onek holo MELA; 
onek holo 'Cut Money' TOLA; 
ebaar toh maidan aache KHOLA; 
hok tobe dhundumaar KHELA. 
Ekdikey sudhu saada aar 
neel aalo r JAANKJAMAK; 
onyodikey bikkhubdha neta o 
netri der dal badal er CHAMAK. 
Gerua shibir er 
adhikaangsho kheloyaarh 
raa ee kintu besh 
pratibhabaan o BHAALO; 
'Jai Shri Ram' dhwani niye shuru 
koreche taara dwigvijay abhijaan, 
parivartan er parivartan hobeyi, 
jegechey asha r AALO."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, January 28, 2021

DYAKHO DEKHINI KAANDO, JAADER KE ETODIN BOLTO 'BAHIRAGATA'; TAADER KAACHEYI HINDI BHAASHA E VOTE CHAAICHE, TAADER KEYI JANACCHE SWAAGATA !!!

"Dyakho dekhini kaando, 
jaader ke etodin bolto 'BAHIRAGATA'; 
taader kaacheyi Hindi bhaasha e vote 
chaaiche, taader keyi janacche SWAAGATA. 
Ekdum prakaasye ee kintu pratidin 
rang badlacche katorakam er GIRGITI; 
aar ei haasyokoutuk naatak bhalo ee 
upobhog korche 'Ghoti', 'Bangaal' o 'BAATI'. 
Keyu keyu toh abaar mejaaz 
haariye felchey AJOTHA; 
kaarur toh abaar mukh diye 
beriye aasche KUKATHA. 
Bangabhoomi teh nirbachan 
toh noy, jano kono MAHOTSAB; 
charidikey ahetuk ashaanti aar KALORAB. 
Ekhan ei mobile phone aar tathyaprajukti r 
yug e, sadharan maanush kintu hoyeche 
besh chaalaak, eta upolobdhi korche 
samasta rajnoitik NETA; 
kaajeyi dhomkiye, chomkiye aar 
sudhumaatro nirbachan er kichudin 
aagey kichu sujog subidhey paaiye 
diye aar jaabena JETAA."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

YEH 'TIRANGA' HAIN HAMAARI SHAAN; JAI HIND, JAI JAWAAN !!!

"Yeh 'Tiranga' hain hamaari SHAAN; 
Jai Hind, Jai JAWAAN. 
Sadaa surakshit rahe 
hamaara WATAN; 
apni matribhoomi par samarpit 
hain hamaara tann, mann aur DHAN. 
Har jung jeetna hain 
humein, larenge hum, 
jab tak hain JAAN;
dushman o ko kisi bhi 
haal pe, khatam karenge, desh 
ke liye hain aapni jaan QURBAAN. 
Bharatvarsh ke veerputra hain hum, 
acchi tarah se aata hain dushmano 
ko karaara jawaab DENA; 
deshvaasiyon kaa pyar aur 
Bharat Maata ke aashirvad se, har 
jung jeetega yeh 'Bharatiya SENA'."- Arindam Sain

AS NEITHER YOU ARE PATRIOTIC, NOR ARE YOU COMPETENT, THAT'S WHY, ALL THE INDIANS REGARD YOU AS AN USELESS SUBSTANCE !!!

"PAKISTANI: 'One has to appreciate 
that India is slowly and steadily 
becoming a powerful NATION; 
even USA and China are 
appreciating it, though, 10 years 
back, it was beyond our IMAGINATION. 
You joined hands with 
us to create any type 
of internal DISTURBANCE; 
but, as neither you are patriotic, nor are 
you competent, that's why, all the Indians 
regard you as an useless SUBSTANCE.'

PAPPU: 'Both Jinnah and Jawaharlal 
wanted to become Prime Minister, 
that's why, they wanted the PARTITION; 
but, everyone blames the British Empire 
only, as common people don't get to know 
about any secret deal and CONDITION. 
Our strategy is to utilize the farmers 
as scapegoats, and then providing 
full financial support towards 
the 'Khalisthan' FORMATION; 
too many disturbances in and 
around Delhi can be done easily as we 
have given to many regional political parties, 
any type of financial DONATION.'"- Arindam Sain