MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 IN THE ISL DERBY MATCH ON 29.01.2022 !!!

"In the 1st half of ISL derby match 

on 29.01.2022, the defenders of 

both the teams defended WELL; 

but, in the 2nd half, a corner kick 

somehow, luckily, got capitalized into 

a goal by SC East Bengal's SIDOEL. 

Just after a few minutes, the ATK 

Mohun Bagan team got the equalizer 

goal, scored by Jamshid Nassiri's KID; 

what a curling shot from quite a difficult 

angle it was indeed, the young striker 

must feel proud about what he DID. 

Williams missed the penalty shot 

to disappoint Juan Ferrando 

Fenoll, his team COACH; 

Amrinder Singh saved a superb 

speedy shot as he read the striker's 

eyes quickly with a positive APPROACH. 

The derby match was not over yet 

after 90 minutes, in the injury time, 

we saw a historical 'DADAGIRI'; 

ATK Mohun Bagan got the lead 

of 2-1 in the injury time due to a 

powerful shot by Kiyan Nassiri GIRI. 

'Attacking Football' is there in his gene, 

hence, Mr. Giri did the hattrick, surely, 

an Indian football star in the MAKING; 

with this 3-1 victory, ATK Mohun Bagan 

got their entry in the 'Top 4' list, due to 

'Kiyan', the new KING."- Arindam Sain

IN BREAKFAST, TRY TO SAY NO TO 'BREAD' AND 'BUTTER'; TO KEEP YOUR HEART HEALTHIER THAN BEFORE AND FEEL BETTER !!!

"In breakfast, try to say 

no to 'Bread' and 'BUTTER'; 

to keep your heart healthier 

than before and feel BETTER. 

Some North Indians may 

laugh and find it SILLY; 

but, the best breakfast food 

is the South Indian 'IDLY'. 

Many people don't know 

that the chances of cancer is 

less if you eat more 'Water RICE'; 

for your digestive system and 

teeth, it is always a feasible 

idea to eat 'Puffed RICE.' 

Sometimes we wonder, 

why people throw away the 

'Hot Water of Cooked RICE'; 

because for your skin problems 

and constipation problems, it is 

the best medicine at a low PRICE. 

'Hinger Kachori' with 

'Cholar Dal' is another 

healthy COMBINATION; 

provided the cooking is done 

with the help of pure branded 

ghee or oil of India NATION. 

Litti', 'Dal Baati', 'Sattu Paratha' 

and 'Makai Roti' are not only 

popular but also HEALTHY; 

don't blindly follow the British people 

while doing breakfast, enjoy eating 

desi foods to remain WEALTHY."- Arindam Sain

BESH BOKA BANAANO JAABE, THIK JAMON KOKIL ER KAACHE BOKA BONE JAAYE KAAK !!!

"Naai baa khullo vidyalay, paara e, 

paara e, khulche PAATHSHAALA; 

sab kichu bandho thaakleyo, 

khola thaakbe boiki PAANSHAALA. 

Era thaak naa ektu peechiye, 

oi andhokaar kuyo teyi THAAK; 

besh boka banaano jaabe, thik jamon 

kokil er kaache boka bone jaaye KAAK. 

Odike abaar parikkha e pass kora sattweyo,

holo naa aar shikkak baa shikkika HOWA; 

ki kore aar hobe shuni, charidike je 

'durniti' aar 'cut money' r HAAOWA. 

Je kono jaatiyo sthar er 

likhito parikkha r pratiyogita e, 

era korteyi paarbe naa PASS; 

khuluk na barong chop baa chaa er 

dokaan, je kono nirbachan e, era ee 

hoye uthbe 'Turup er TAAS.'"- Arindam Sain

BE IT UNDER DAYLIGHT; OR BE IT AT NIGHT; WE ARE ALWAYS ON NATIONAL DUTY !!!

"Be it under DAYLIGHT; 

or be it at NIGHT; 

we are always 

on national DUTY; 

in our patriotic profession, 

that is the real BEAUTY. 

Wherever our enemies are hiding, 

we will go for the detailed SEARCH; 

no matter how much tough 

is the mission, we will MARCH. 

Let the whole world know 

that we are the brave CHILDREN; 

for we such 'Royal Bengal Tigers', 

our motherland is our 'Divine DEN'. 

Our job is to execute 

any plan with so 

much PERFECTION; 

no compromise in professional ethics 

because 'nation comes first' and 

we are here for its PROTECTION. 

We, the 'Indian Army', the 'Indian Navy' 

and the 'Indian Air Force' are the 

three 'pillars of PRIDE'; 

our valour, wisdom and sacrifice are 

being given due love and respect 

by all the Indians WORLDWIDE."- Arindam Sain

NETAJI SUBHASHCHANDRA BOSE IS THE REAL 'GODFATHER OF INDIA NATION' !!!

"The entire world knows that 

Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose is 

the real 'Godfather of India NATION'; 

his idea to snatch away freedom from 

the British Government created an 

international level SENSATION. 

Gandhiji believed in 'Non-Violence', so, 

the British Government knew very well 

that India would never get FREEDOM; 

but, Subhash Chandra Bose had a plan 

to form his own army to end the British 

rule in 'Akhand Bharat' KINGDOM. 

Mahatma Gandhi neither supported 

Bhagat Singh nor supported Subhash 

Chandra Bose, but, still, the British 

Government failed to tame the REVOLUTION; 

when you get slapped at one cheek, 

you must give two slaps at both the 

cheeks of your enemy, and at that 

juncture, that was the best SOLUTION. 

When the Indian National Army 

was marching ahead 

in the 'NORTH-EAST'; 

the British Government understood 

that the 'Royal Bengal Tiger' is 

indeed the India's 'National BEAST'. 

Wherever the INA has succeeded in hoisting 

the Indian flag, it is a glorious FEAT; 

the 'Hiroshima' and 'Nagasaki' bombing 

became the indirect reason for INA's DEFEAT. 

The revolutionary spirit of Netaji spread 

across the nation, so, the British people in 

India said, 'Let us just divide this country 

and run away to ENGLAND'; 

the INC accepted the partition based on 

communalism, whereas the 'British Raj' was 

about to end in 1948 automatically in our 

'Akhand Bharat' MOTHERLAND."- Arindam Sain

'NETAJI' TOH SABAAR, EI NIYE O RAJNEETI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Dal e jodi eto 

taai royeche GANATANTRA; 

tahole ek neta ke 'Facebook' aar 'Instagram' 

theke dur e raakhte, ke dilo MANTRA.' 

Football tournament er aayojon korle 

bujhi hoyna kono SANKRAMAN; 

satyi katha taa je bolbe, taakeyi 

jaa hok kore korte hobe AAKRAMAN.'

BABOOL: 'Sabaai jaane je 

ekdin na ekdin ghurbe CHAAKA; 

kintu obhigyyota r daam ache, purono netaa 

der chool emni emni hoyni saada o PAAKA. 

Haath dhore shinghasan e bosiye dileyi 

howaa jaaye naa prokrito RAJA; 

ei adhunik yug e, rajnoitik parivaartantra 

ke khub ekta bhalo chokh e dekhena PROJA.'

BABLA: 'Ekta dal e, 'Uttarbanga' 

bonaam 'Dakkhinbanga' CHOLCHE; 

aar ekta dal e, yuva sanghatan oi 

boyesko neta der biruddhe khela KHELCHE. 

Ei rajya r moddheyi, 

aar ekta choto rajya tairi 

korbaar chesta cholche NAAKI; 

obhiggyo netaa raa toh aar maanosik atyachaar 

sahyo kore nebena, firti aakraman korle, oi 

yuva sanghatan suye jaabe PAAKAPAAKI.' 

BALA: 'Ekti goyaal e bibhinno 

dharan er goru raakhle jaa HOY; 

e bole amaaye dyakh, toh o bole amaaye 

dyakh, kaarur moddhe neyi kono BHOY. 

Maramari, fatafati hoye jaacche, ekta 

samanya byapar niye, je 'Netaji' r 

murti teh ke korbe MALYADAAN; 

'Netaji' toh sabaar, ei niye o rajneeti, othocho 

ei hatobhaga gulo r swadhinata r jonnyo biplabi 

raa diyechilo taader PRAAN.'"- Arindam Sain

THE CHARACTERS CREATED BY 'SUKUMAR RAY' AND 'NARAYAN DEBNATH' WILL ALWAYS REMAIN POPULAR AMONG THE CHILDREN !!!

"In our childhood days, there was 

no 'mobile connection', only 'LANDLINE'; 

life had its simple qualities with a blend of 

soothing happiness and everything was FINE. 

'Tom and Jerry' and 'Jungle Book' were 

superhit in television whereas almost 

everyone enjoyed hearing 'Mama Bhaagne' 

and 'Shanivaar er Baarbela' in the radio SET; 

when it comes to books, 'Sukumar Ray', the 

father of 'Satyajit Ray', has created some 

fantastic characters indeed, and 'Sukumar 

Samagra' is available in the INTERNET. 

Another favourite thing for us 

were the comics books 

we often used to BUY; 

'Narayan Debnath' has created 

some characters in which 

'Baantul' was like a superhero GUY. 

Even smart children 

used to read the comics 

books of 'Hnaada BNODA'; 

in 'Nonte Fonte' comics series, we 

always enjoyed when 'Superintendent 

Sir' used to beat up 'KELTU DAA'. 

Everytime the hard work 

done by 'Chemical DAADU'; 

used to get spoiled 

by 'Daanpite KNHAADU'. 

The characters created by 'Sukumar Ray' 

and 'Narayan Debnath' will always 

remain popular among the CHILDREN; 

those comics books stories have become 

cartoon shows, that is the only difference 

between now and THEN."- Arindam Sain

ADHUNIK RAJNEETI TOH MAYAJAAL !!!

"Ekdin jotey ei goyaal, toh 

aar ekdin jotey onyo GOYAAL; 

jwal e naamleyi kumir aar daanga e 

uthleyi baagh, othocho shakto CHOYAAL. 

Adhunik rajneeti 

toh MAYAJAAL; 

ektu samay laage bujhte 

je ke chaalche ki CHAAL. 

Noukobihar e gayak 

hoye jaaye MAATAAL; 

jwal o sukiye jaaye, 

nadi hoye jaaye KHAAL. 

Ke acho kothay, ke 

soraabe ebaar JONJAAL; 

hnaarisaal e dhuke je bejaaye 

taandav chaliyeche hulo BERAAL. 

Thanda e knaaple, poriye 

debe 'Kashmiri SHWAAL'; 

aar katha naa sunley, jwole 

othey aagun er MASHAAL. 

Aaj nagad, dhaar 

deowaa hobe KAAL; 

tobeyi dhukbe sarkari 

taaka, khuley jaabe KOPAAL. 

Peyaaj khele laagbe jhaanjh aar 

knaacha lanka cheboleyi laagbe JHAAL; 

taa bole ki aar naa kheye thaaka jaaye, oi 

hing er kochuri aar chola r DAL."- Arindam Sain

TIME IS PRECIOUS; LIFE IS GRACIOUS; MIND IS CURIOUS; BRAIN IS FURIOUS !!!

"Time is PRECIOUS; 

Life is GRACIOUS;

Mind is CURIOUS; 

Brain is FURIOUS. 

Regarding love relationship, 

your girlfriend will often ask, 

'are you just casual or very SERIOUS; 

no matter, whatever is your 

answer, she will do the diplomacy 

at midnight to emerge VICTORIOUS. 

Drive the car slowly, be CAUTIOUS; 

there is no need to be too AMBITIOUS. 

In today's world of globalization, 

love is CONTAGIOUS; 

and surprisingly, the 

options are also VARIOUS. 

Gone are those days 

when romance used to be 

sober, shy and MYSTERIOUS; 

it is so uncovered nowadays, 

that, sometimes, the situation 

becomes HILARIOUS. 

Even if you pretend 

to be too RELIGIOUS; 

for a girl, her boyfriend's character 

is always 'highly SUSPICIOUS'. 

Her family members can 

be highly SUPERSTITIOUS; 

but, you cannot criticize about it 

to her, of course, it is OBVIOUS. 

Whatever is you income, she doesn't 

care, the only thing is that, the 

lifestyle has to be LUXURIOUS; 

maybe, a psychological factor works, 

where she wants to tell the world that 

her love life is so GLORIOUS."- Arindam Sain

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND, ANY OPPORTUNITY TO KILL ANY TERRORIST SHOULD NOT BE LOST !!!

"MAJOR GENERAL: 'Good evening, 

Bravehearts ! We are here in the 

hunting ground to have a brief SESSION; 

tomorrow at 0400 hours, we will enter 

this dense hilly forest, as destroying all 

the terrorist base camps is our MISSION.'

COMMANDO_01: 'Sir, it is a cloudy weather, if it 

rains like this, the terrorists will not come out of 

their base camps without any serious REASON; 

generally, when they crossed the border, who 

all provided them with sufficient grocery items 

and clothes to survive in the winter SEASON.

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Our Intelligence Officers 

have already arrested the local suppliers 

cum traitors who helped those TERRORISTS; 

unlike in the cases of special cops, we don't 

know how many terrorists are hiding, we 

don't have any 'database' or 'HIT LISTS'.'

COMMANDO_02: 'Sir, it is 

indeed a rough TERRAIN; 

to make it more difficult, tomorrow 

those dark clouds may RAIN.'

MAJOR GENERAL: 'Forget about the climatic 

conditions, maybe, it is a blessing in disguise, 

we are here to kill them at any COST; 

no matter what happens, to protect our 

motherland, any opportunity to kill any 

terrorist should not be LOST.'"- Arindam Sain

KICHU ADBHUT SIDDHANTO DEKHE MON E HOCCHE, JE CORONA VIRUS BODHOY GANGAJAL KE BHOY PAAYE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Suni sudhu shilanyaas er GALPO; 

sesh aar hoyna kono PRAKALPO. 

Sanchay khaata e taaka dhukche 

proti maash e alpo ALPO; 

kintu shashak dal ahonkaari hole, 

sadharan maanush khoje boiki er BIKALPO.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo kore bojho 

tobe, ek joteel ANKO; 

rajnoitik netaa der dekhle bodhoy 

'Corona Virus' er o hoy AATANKO. 

Ei 'Corona Virus' bhoy peye, school, college 

aar local train e giye lukiye thaake BODHOY; 

ebaar school e 'Pass-Fail' er niyam taa 

abaar firiye aanleyi kintu bhalo HOY.'

BABLA: 'Sarkaari taaka toh 

onek hocche NASTO; 

othocho niyog neyi, bojhena keyu 

shikkito bekaar yuvak yuvati der KASTO. 

Nijeder nichu tala r durnitigrasto 

netaa der opor neyi kono NIYANTRAN; 

othocho 'Bengal Summit' hole, baro baro 

shilpopati der kore boiki AMANTRAN.'

BALA: 'Shikka o Swasthya 

daftar er parikathamo r 

hoyeni tamon kono UNNATI; 

barong gostidwando r jerey, eto 

taai kolusito hoyeche rajneeti, je, 

din din hocche aaro ABONATI. 

Kichu adbhut siddhanto dekhe mon e hocche, je 

Corona virus bodhoy gangajal ke bhoy PAAYE; 

nijera ee mene cholun 'Corona Bidhi', etaai 

ekhan ekmaatro bhalo UPAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain

WASTAGE OF VALUABLE TIME FOR ACTUALLY NOTHING; MAYBE, THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF BRANCH PREMISES LEVEL 'PASSBOOK PRINTING' !!!

"Wastage of valuable time 

for actually NOTHING; 

maybe, that is the beauty of branch 

premises level 'Passbook PRINTING'. 

Even the funny part by the top management 

is, that no separate ID and Password for 

passbook printing is provided, in any 

PSU Bank organizational STRUCTURE; 

so, a staff CBS ID remains busy for 

passbook printing only, oh ! my God ! 

in almost all the branches of PSU 

Banks, it is the same PICTURE. 

Make it mandatory to 

provide ATM cards to all the 

customers who are LITERATE; 

a 'Passbook Kiosk' is a 

necessity in any busy PSU 

Bank branch without any DEBATE. 

State Bank of India has protected 

almost all their busy branches from 

becoming overcrowded unnecessarily 

by implementing 'SBI e-CORNER'; 

and it is indeed a masterstroke 

strategy, so, the other PSU Banks 

must think of implementing kiosks 

in a similar MANNER."- Arindam Sain

THE 'COMEDIAN' IS PLAYING THE GAME; BUT, IT IS INDEED A 'NATIONAL SHAME' !!!

"A special enquiry must be 

conducted under the department 

of 'Indian INTELLIGENCE'; 

that in Punjab, regarding the 

'Prime Minister Convoy', why 

was there such a NEGLIGENCE. 

The 'Comedian' is playing the GAME; 

but, it is indeed a 'National SHAME'. 

It indirectly proves that those 

so called farmers were all FAKE; 

and the Khalistani terrorists are also 

behind it, as it is a deal of 'Give and TAKE.' 

Even the Policemen and the 

District Magistrate may be 

involved, though, it is not quite CLEAR; 

but, strict punishment is required for the 

real culprits, otherwise, in future, there 

will be no 'Professional Ethics' FEAR. 

The 'Captain' of Punjab 

has the edge as he is still 

having a good POPULARITY; 

no matter, whatever game 

that 'Comedian' plays with 

'PM Convoy' SECURITY."- Arindam Sain

EBAAR PRASHASHAN ER EKTU KARRHA HOWAA PROYOJON !!!

"Jekhaane maanush er jeevan 

niye 'Corona Virus' khelche KHELA; 

sekhaane naa hoy apatoto bandho ee 

thaaklo je kono nirbachan aar MELA. 

Ebaar prashashan er ektu 

karrha howaa PROYOJON; 

kibhabhe anumoti pacche, ki kore 

hocche etogulo BONBHOJON. 

Emniteyi konkone thaanda, 

taate Corona virus er baarti 

suvidha hobaar ee KATHA; 

'Omicron' e kaasi khub ekta hobena, 

kintu naak diye jwal porte thaakbe aar 

korbe maatha byatha o gaa BYATHA. 

Aager Corona e jyamon 

khabaar er swaad khub 

ektaa paaowa jeto NAA; 

'Omicron' e kintu serokom 

kichu neyi, kaajeyi swasthyakar 

khaabar korun khub kore RANNA. 

Jebhabheyi hok 

naa kano, jwar ke kintu 

raakhteyi hobe KAABU;

prashashan er proti ektaa ee aabedan je, 

raasta r gorib asohaaye lokeder jonnyo 

taairi hok 'seetkaalin raatri niwaas TNAABU'. 

Ektu adhtu yoga 

naa hoy korlen, ektu 

holeyo paaben UPOKAAR; 

sabaar aagey ei soityo probaaho theke 

baachun, taai nijer shorir ke jato taa 

sambhab dheke raakha DARKAAR. 

Ghar e, ghar e, praaye sabaar ee golaa korbe 

khush khush, moteyo paaben naa BHOY; 

seetkaal e, aabhaowaa r paribartan er jonnyo, 

sadharanato erokom ee HOY."- Arindam Sain

THE 'THIRD WAVE' OF ANY PANDEMIC DISEASE PERIOD IS ALWAYS DANGEROUS; YOU NEVER KNOW, WHEN IT WILL SHOW THE CHARACTER OF 'FAST AND FURIOUS' !!!

"The 'Third Wave' of any 

pandemic disease period 

is always DANGEROUS; 

you never know, when it 

will show the character 

of 'Fast and FURIOUS'. 

In the initial stage, 

it may play with your 

mind by remaining MILD; 

the moment you underestimate 

it, you are in the trap and then it 

will show that it is actually WILD. 

If your intestine requires three times 

a day to clear the excretory system 

fully, there is no SHAME; 

rather the allopathy medicines 

usually clear all cough through intestine, 

that is an important part of the GAME. 

If you are down with cough and 

cold, reduce consumption of 

alcohol and avoid SMOKING; 

even if you are in an isolation, 

don't sit idle, inside that room, 

sometimes keep WALKING. 

In Bangabhoomi, consuming 

some juice of 'Hot Gur Rasogolla' 

is an added ADVANTAGE; 

a spoon of 'Chyawanprash' daily, 

is strongly recommended for 

the people of any AGE. 

After having a meal, 

chew a clove or a 

'Bengali Paan LEAF'; 

for a sore throat, lemon drops 

with some salt will surely 

give you some RELIEF. 

After breakfast, consume two drops 

of 'Rhus Toxicodendron', after lunch, 

consume two drops of 'Belladonna' and 

two drops of 'Nux Vomica' after DINNER; 

avoid 'Gutkha' type products too as any 

type of tobacco consumption hampers 

the immunity power, rather regard 'Ajwain' 

or 'Saunf' as a healthy mouth FRESHENER. 

At present, the three 

repeatitive magical 

word for any NATION; 

is 'Vaccination', 

'Vaccination', and

'VACCINATION'."- Arindam Sain

THE YEAR OF 2022 CAN BE A GOOD YEAR; IF YOUR ATTITUDE IS POSITIVE TO MARCH AHEAD WITHOUT ANY FEAR !!!

"The year of 2022 

can be a good YEAR; 

if your attitude is positive to 

march ahead without any FEAR. 

After vaccination, how 

to beat the VIRUS; 

it depends on how disciplined 

you are, it is completely on US. 

Indian economy is bouncing back, so wear 

up the running shoes, tie up the LACE; 

the racing track is yours, you set up 

your strategies with your own PACE. 

There will be some 

mega recruitment DRIVE; 

but, be fully prepared, as 

the fittest only SURVIVE. 

Don't believe in any political leaders, 

just believe in your eyes and ears 

only to know the REALITY; 

then only, you can do comparison 

with your global competitors in 

terms of product QUALITY. 

From day one of this year, 

just chalk out actually what 

are the goals you have to SET; 

don't worry, even if you fail due to external 

factors, but, still, you must keep on trying to 

reach nearer to the TARGET."- Arindam Sain