WITH LOTS OF EXPECTATIONS AND OPTIMISM, WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR OF 2024 !!!

"India surpassed the China NATION, 
in terms of total POPULATION.
Inside the American sky space, 
the USA administration gunned 
down a Chinese spy BALLOON,
it is really good news for all the 
Indians as 'Chandraayan -3 has landed 
on the southern part of the MOON.
The people of the world danced 
with the 'Naatu Naatu' SONG;
which bagged the 'Oscar' 
award and still going STRONG.
Plant more trees, otherwise, Mother 
Nature can also make you SHAKE;
so many people died in Turkey 
due to a severe EARTHQUAKE.
The Indian documentary 
film, 'The Elephant Whisperers' 
also got the 'Oscar' AWARD;
India hosted the G-20 Summit 
for the first time and the rank of 
the GDP is marching UPWARD.
In Manipur, there was  
an ethnic CONFLICT;
so many passengers died in a 
train collision in Balasore DISTRICT.
The Indian Cricket team won all the 
matches so convincingly but lost 
the World Cup 2023 final MATCH;
India bagged 100 medals in the 
Asian Games 2023, and indeed 
it was the best athlete BATCH.
India got a new Parliament House 
with an increased number of so 
many seats, and having some seats 
reserved for PoK is also an ESSENCE;
'ChatGPT' has rocked the market, but, 
even as a news anchor, don't be so 
upset with a robot anchor made 
by using Artificial INTELLIGENCE.
Those who were trapped inside a 
tunnel were all alive and safe, surely, 
what an excellent rescue ACT;
a member of urban naxals entered inside 
the new Parliament House, these 
hooligans are traitors, it is a FACT.
Vir Das got an 
international award 
for his COMEDY;
the Roman Empire surely has a 
good connection with our Bharat 
Kingdom, netizens loved #MELODI.
'Meta' Company launched 'Thread' 
along with 'Instagram' and 'X' became 
the the new name of 'TWITTER;
'Amrit Bharat' trains got inaugurated, 
it is good to see that the 'Indian Railways' 
is just getting better and BETTER.
Time and tide waits for none 
and nothing comes for FREE;
the time has come to bid goodbye 
to the 'sweet and sour' year of 2023.
As our heart is a human heart and a 
human heart always wants for MORE;
with lots of expectations and optimism, 
we welcome the new year of 2024."- Arindam Sain

WHY WASTE TIME ON THESE BULLSHIT EXAMS, RATHER APPEAR IN CENTRAL GOVERNMENT JOB EXAMS, WAKE UP, TAKE THE CALL !!!

"CLUB PRESIDENT: 'Exams after 
exams, panels after panels, but, 
no recruitment in BENGAL;
why waste time on these bullshit exams, 
rather appear in Central Government 
job exams, wake up, take the CALL.
We are the members of this 'Royal Bengal 
Tigers Club' (RBTC) and we always give 
our next generation the right DIRECTION; 
time and tide waits for none, so, don't 
wait for that year, when the voters of 
Bengal will do the political CORRECTION.'

TEACHER: 'Great ! But, what help do 
you want from our (CETA) Competitive 
Exams Teachers ASSOCIATION; 
we know that this Bengal Government 
will not recruit anyone but they are 
experts in doing drama of MEDIATION.'

CLUB PRESIDENT: 'We want to 
create a 'Knowledge HUB'; 
so, we have opened a mock 
competitive exam center in our CLUB.
You guys will take the mock 
tests every week to prepare the 
poor jobseekers of our locality for 
any national level COMPETITION; 
we have a library where they can 
read for free the 'Pratiyogita Darpan', 
'Competition Success' and 'Banking 
Service Chronicle' latest EDITION.
Even Jharkhand and Odisha state
which gives importance on good 
governance, employment and education 
have done such a rapid DEVELOPMENT;
that a person from Bengal 
will earn more salary if he/she 
gets a job under Jharkhand 
or Odisha GOVERNMENT.'

TEACHER: 'Some  'ABVP' members also 
planned to come up with this type of 
guidance centers as they regard the best 
social service is giving free EDUCATION;
but, that initiative was only for the students 
of poor families, but, you guys are planning 
to groom up the poor jobseekers to get jobs, 
it is also a great service to Bharat NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THEIR FIRST EVER TEST MATCH AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.12.2023 AND THAT TOO BY 8 WICKETS !!!

"Australia lost Phoebe and Perry early, 
but, McGrath scored a speedy 50;
it was not an easy task for Healy, when 
Mooney departed at her score of 40.
Rajeswari Gayakwad tightened up all 
the screws, though, got no SUCCESS;
but, Deepti Sharma and Sneh Rana were 
doing well in wicket taking BUSINESS.
53/4, really, what a fiery bowling 
spell by Pooja Vastrakar it has BEEN;
in the 1st innings, at Wankhede stadium, 
Australia got bowled out at 219.
Shafali Verma and Smriti Mandhana as 
per their gameplan started to DOMINATE;
Shafali could score only 40 and the run out 
of Smriti at her 74 was quite UNFORTUNATE. 
The middle order of India 
was not so weak after ALL; 
a half a ton got scored by the debutant Richa 

Ghosh, the talented girl from North BENGAL.

Due to Gardner, Australia bounced back in 
the match, when Jemima Rodrigues got 
out at her 73, India lost 7 wickets at 274.
but, the Indian camp started to believe that 
they can win this match as Dipti Sharma 
and Pooja Vastrakar started to ROAR.
Dipti's 78 and Pooja's 47 gave India, 
the much needed ADVANTAGE;
Mooney was in an aggressive mood 
and started to attack like a SAVAGE.
To dismiss Mooney, the Richa 
Ghosh made a direct THROW;
and Sneh Rana bowled out Phoebe, 
to give Australia, the double BLOW.
Sneh Rana also got 
rid of Ellyse PERRY; 
but, the wicket of Tahlia McGrath by 
Harmanpreet Kaur was the best CHERRY.
Harmanpreet's bowling figure of 2/23;
was as good as Sneh Rana's 4/63.
On 24.12.2023, only 75 runs were 

required to win, Smriti Mandhana

batted positively to score 38 runs 

alone and remained UNBEATEN;

The Indian women team won their first 

ever Test match against Australia and 

that too by 8 wickets, surely, a new history 

has been created and WRITTEN."- Arindam Sain

THE LOVE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR ADMIRERS ARE QUITE PRECIOUS !!!

"HERMIT: 'If your enemies or 
competitors are feeling JEALOUS, 
then, it means, that you 
are becoming FAMOUS; 
and that verdict among the common 
people are absolutely UNANIMOUS, 
moreover, the love that you get from 
your admirers are quite PRECIOUS.'

KING: 'Well, discussing about 
the topic on love, whom you 
want you may not GET; 
Krishna wanted Radha, Meera 
wanted Krishna, but, Rukmini got 
Krishna, that we must not FORGET.
To protect the people of our Kingdom, 
we have to take up any lethal WEAPON;
let those critics criticize, but, to protect 
our motherland, we will kill any DEMON.'

HERMIT: 'There is nothing wrong in 
killing your enemies, you are just 
performing your royal DUTY,
if you don't like to do it yourself, 
then you have to get it done 
anyhow by your DEPUTY. 
A ship can sink because 
of a small HOLE,
so, killing a traitor 
is also a royal ROLE. 
Time teaches a lot in 
the battlefield and those 
experiences are just WONDERFUL; 
but, as an amazing administrator, if you 
can win hearts rather than just winning 
battles, then it looks more BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

INSURANCE MEANS 'INSURE YOUR ASSURANCE' !!!

"Life is full of so many INCIDENTS,
where there may be a few ACCIDENTS;
always be vigilant, 
else you may REPENT,
as no one knows, what 
awaits at the next MOMENT.
Today you are having fun 
and ENTERTAINMENT,
tomorrow it can be a sad day 
for you, and you may LAMENT.
What you have at present, 
you will surely ENJOY;
but after your death, will your family 
members have happiness or JOY.
You are riding a bike or a car 
and you insured that vehicle 
as the cops may charge a FINE;
then why you as an individual will 
not get yourself insured as life 
is not only about SUNSHINE.
Still we don't know why, the Indian 
Government is not making it mandatory
for all Indians to have a Life INSURANCE,
still there is no maturity among people 
about insurance, after all, insurance means 
'Insure Your ASSURANCE'."- Arindam Sain

I DON'T WANT TO BE, LIKE THAT TRAGIC HERO OF THE 'TITANIC' SHIP !!!

"Who the hell are you, I don't CARE,
but, at me, why do you STARE;
maybe just an INFATUATION,
don't put me in an odd SITUATION.
You do have a pretty FACE,
with lots of GRACE;
slow down your PACE,
even a tortoise can win a RACE.
Love does HAPPEN,
you never know how and WHEN;
it is better to start  slowly 
with a sweet FRIENDSHIP, 
but, I don't want to be, like that 
tragic hero of the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

FOR 2 TO 3 DAYS, WE INTENTIONALLY, JUST KEEP ON COMMUNICATING !!!

"GIRL: 'I intentionally wanted 

to talk to you as they told me 

that you are a 'Lady KILLER', 

after talking with you, I found 

that you are so simple, there 

is no scope of any THRILLER.'

BOY: 'Well, it is indeed 

a case of HUMOUR, 
that you blindly 

believed the RUMOUR;
when a customer applies for any 
loan, for 2 to 3 days, we intentionally,
just keep on COMMUNICATING, 
because the customer will try to do 'Window 

Dressing', and even by taking a gold loan, 

may increase his CIBIL score or RATING.'

GIRL: 'Yeah, even in case of recruiting 
anyone despite having a good 
technical knowledge, sometimes, 
we also take psychometric TEST,
because, in many cases, we have 
seen that with lesser technical 
knowledge but good positive attitude, 
those guys emerge as the very BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THE VOTERS OF WEST BENGAL ARE STILL SO IMMATURE AFTER ALL !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'It seems that those 
voters who have elected this MONKEY; 
are not so smart at all, maybe, 
they are like any DONKEY.'

KOLKATAN: 'That is a real 
problem with the common 
people of West BENGAL; 
they elect anti-socials, hooligans 
and characterless people, these 
voters are still so immature after ALL.'

DELHITE: 'These traitors deserve to 
get the punishment of SUSPENSION;
and that monkey should be permanently
expelled and must not get any PENSION.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Surely, I feel pity 
for the voters of West Bengal, 
as these monkeys always 
disrespect the voters MANDATE;
in the National level, these Bengali MPs 
of a small regional party are doing such a 

nuisance, then imagine, what hooliganism 

they really do in their West Bengal STATE.'"- Arindam Sain

EKHAN BUJHECHI, KANO KHEPE JAAYE, JEI SHONE, 'JAI SHRI RAM'; KAARON NIJEI TOH EKTA DESHODROHI EBONG 'NAMAK HARAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jehetu eder praaye 
sab mantri ee jail e, jehetu 
cholche durniti MAAMLA; 
taai 'Tukde Tukde Gang' er 
saathe haath miliye kore 
dilo Parliament e HAAMLA'

BABOOL: 'Oi je kaaku, thaake 
SSKM e, eto jaane, tobu kichu 
katha bolena, kano BOLENA;
aar oi 'Ek prashno, ek lakh' anusthan 
er sanchalak je ekta girgiti, seta 
besh bhalo korei giyeche CHENA.'

BABLA: 'Je Bangaali jaati r 
swadhinata r sangraam er jonno, 
gota Bharatbaasi kore GARBO; 
sekhane ekta daaini buri oi deshodrohi 
der ke sahajya kore, koreche Bangaali jaati 
r samman o aabhijaatya ke KHARBO.'

BALA: 'Ekhan bujhechi, kano khepe 
jaaye, jei shone, 'Jai Shree RAM'; 
kaaron nijei toh ekta deshodrohi 
ebong 'NAMAK HARAM'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHASHA KI ESE JAAYE MASHAI, SUDHU BHALO HOLEI HOBE SUR, CHANDO AAR TAAL !!!

"'Evo kano che khalasi 
mane kai do NE';
shunte bhalo ee lagilo, 
kintu kon bhasha JANINE.
Katha e ache, sangeet 
bhenge daaye sab DEOWAAL; 
bhasha e ki ese jaaye mashai, sudhu 
bhalo holei hobe sur, chando aar TAAL.
Bojha galo na, oi ZNMD r 'Senorita' 
gaan e, oi Spanish bhasha e 
ki je gaailen oi DIDI;
eta o bojha galo na, je hotath 
eto taa janopriyo kano hoye 
galo, 'Why this Kolaveri D'.
Bharat er kota lok bujheche 
'Manike Maage Hite' gaan er MAANE; 
kintu ei sur ke kaaje laagiye katorakam 
er bhasha e gaan rachana holo ke JAANE.
'Aha sia he zangi 
delamo nakon KHUN';
reetimato shorgol fello 'Bobaa 
Bobby' aar ei Parsi gaan er DHUN."- Arindam Sain

NIYOG GULO KORE NILEY, HOYNAKO MANDO, ODER PARIVAAR E EBAAR FIRUK ANANDO !!!

"Shune jaao DHOP, 
kheye jaayo CHOP;
Ek dal hoye ache BNHYARA,
aar pratibaadi der maatha NYARA.
Bikkhobh er hazaar DIN,
stage e uni naachen taa dhin DHIN;
shilpo dekhaate, Spain e ektu ghure AASI
odike je, dukkhe more jaaye CHAASI.
Taaka niye gyalo 'SARADA',
baapre eto taaka, e ki korecho Partha DA;
Salman Khan bujhlo na, eta kiser CHOBI,
Rudranil ke hote holo bidrohi KOBI.
'Bengal Summit' e sudhu ee HOI HOI,
kothay bhai, shilpo elo KOI;
jaai onyo rajye, ekhane nei je kono KAAJ,
se ki Kaku, tomar gola e nei kono AOWAAJ.
Ache ache, ache boiki sunyapad ONEK,
jaak tobe, deri teh hole o fireche BIBEK;
niyog gulo kore niley, hoynako MANDO, 
oder parivaar e ebaar firuk ANANDO."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA HISEBE AMAAR KANO THAKBENA 'PMFBY' PAAOWA R ADHIKAAR !!!

"KRISHAK NETA: 'Oi 'Duare Sarkar' 
shibir e lokjon dhore aanbaar jonno, 
apnader se ki matha BYATHA ; 
koi ekbaar ontoto oi 'Duare Sarkar' shibir 
ei krishak der ke konodin o ki bujhiye 
bolechen shasya bima r KATHA.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Aasole 
aamra konodin o bhabini je, 
ekjon krishak eto ta bhenge 
porbe maanosik BHAABE; 
tobe haan eta o thik je aamra eta 
o konodin krishak der ke bolini je 
kibhabe ki ki kaagaz joma dile, 
shasya bima paaowa JAABE.'

RASHTRAYATTO BANK SHAKHA 
PRABANDHAK: 'Amader sarkari bank e, 
aamra jato taa sambhab krishi wrin er 
sud taa baad diye kore diyi MUKUB;
othocho apnaara oi shasya bima r 
katha taa ei chaasi bhai der ke bolte 
paaren na, gorib maanush gulo ke 
ekhano baniye rekhechen BEKUB.'

GORIB KRISHAK: 'Eder 'Bangla Shasya 
Bima' r kono taal neyi, matha neyi,  
eder website e 'Insurance 
Calculator' taa o BEKAAR; 
'Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana' r 
website taa dekhun ekbaar, daarun tairi 
koreche, Bharatiya hisebe amaar kano
thakbena 'PMFBY' paaowa r ADHIKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

4-1 AGAINST AUSTRALIA IS INDEED A GOOD REVENGE !!!

"RAHUL: 'It was a bad 
day for Prasidh Krishna 
in that match, otherwise, 
it would have been 5-0;
but, 4-1 against Australia is indeed 
a sweet revenge, look how Arshdeep 
Singh defended the last over in the 
last match to emerge as a HERO.'

ROHIT: 'But, in this T-20 
series, this young Indian team 
has really played WELL;
India could have won that 
match, but, it was the 
day of Glenn MAXWELL.

RAVINDRA: 'Jitesh Sharma is 
turning out to be a key player, not 
only as a batsman but also 
for a good WICKET-KEEPING; 
whereas Rinku Singh surely 
deserves a place in the upcoming 
T-20 World Cup squad as if a 
dark horse is GALLOPING.'

RAVICHANDRAN: 'But, I am impressed 
with Ravi Bishnoi, he surely has 
the deliveries in his armoury to 
completely bowled you OUT; 
the Indian team can consult Jonty 
Rhodes whose daughter's name is 'India', 
as the fielding of the Indian team is still 
sloppy, on which we are concerned ABOUT.'"- Arindam Sain

JE KORCHE DURNITI R PRATIBAAD, EDER GUNDA RAA TAADER BAARI TEH GIYE DEKHACCHE BHOY !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Je korche durniti r 
pratibaad, eder gunda raa taader 
baari teh giye dekhacche BHOY; 
aar ei kaaran ei toh eder dal 
er neta gulo ke jekhane 
sekhane petaano HOY. 
Nachiketa toh dekhchi ekhan 
aar gaayena kono bidrohi GAAN; 
bodhoy ekhan chup kore thaaka 
r jonnyo maasik taaka PAAN.'

MIRAJUL: 'Je sundar bagaan 
saajiye giyechilo TAMONASH; 
oi bhaipo aar Jahangir miley 
koreche sei bagaan er SARBONASH.
Amader ke toh votebank 
baaniye rekhe amader ee opor 
koreche era nirmam ATYACHAAR;
Mid Day meal er taaka theke 
kichu taaka diye dilei ki hoye galo 
Bagtui hatyakaando r BICHAAR.'

MANIRUL: 'Ei rajyer r ja abostha, amaar 
toh mon e hoy, era ee 'Mir Zafar', barang 
Kendra teh jeeni achen, uni ee 'NAWAB'; 
chool theke chaal obdi, sab kichutei churi, 

othocho sarkari karmider ke kukur bhaabe, 
DA chailei naaki, royeche taaka r ABHAAB.
Ki dosh korechilo, oi 
niriho saut chele ta, jaar 
naam Anis KHAN; 
Naushad Siddiqui ee Diamond 
Harbour e daarak, jeetiye debo 
oke, jato ee larai hok TAANTAAN.'

MAFIJUL: 'Je kono jaatiyo dal ke, ebaar 
theke vote dibo aamra, kaaron ei anchalik dal 
sudhu ee kore gache vote bank RAJNEETI;
taao jodi bujhtaam je, sadharan maanush 
er jonno kichu kaaj koreche, kichui 
koreni, ulte korei gache DURNITI.
Nandigram e fail koreche maane, se fail 
ee koreche, taar maane maanush er hriday 
teh, se aar neyi satota r pratik HISEBE; 
Kono kaaj neyi ekhane, amader chele raa 
sabai onyo rajye giye kaaj korche, taai 
ghum aasena taader katha BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE T-20 SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA WITH THIS VICTORY BY 20 RUNS ON 01.12.2023 !!!

"Some changes in both the 
teams, but, these new players 
also have some good TALENT;
with the bat, Yashasvi Jaiswal, as 
usual, gave the Australian bowlers, 
some hard hitting TREATMENT.
Iyer got out at 8 and the Indian 
captain could only score 1;
Rinku Singh came in and said, 
'Don't worry, I will spare no ONE.'
Rinku Singh was IMPRESSIVE;
and Jitesh Sharma was AGGRESSIVE.
In reply to 174, Travis 
Head was roaring AGAIN;
thanks to Axar Patel for 
getting rid of that PAIN.
Axar Patel bowled so smartly that the 
game became very exciting and it was 
not easy for the Australians to MANAGE;
Australia still had the winning chance, 
but, Deepak Chahar took 2 successive 
wickets to do the much needed DAMAGE.
On 01.12.2023, Avesh mixed up his 
bowling deliveries well, as Wade was 
completely in a counterattacking MOOD; 
India won the series with this victory by 
20 runs, unlike in the previous match, 
the fast bowling has been quite GOOD."- Arindam Sain