IN THE COMING YEARS, INDIAN ECONOMY MAY FACE DIFFICULTIES TO RAPIDLY SHINE; AS THE GDP GROWTH IS REPEATEDLY MOVING ON ITS DECLINING LINE !!!

"In the coming years, Indian economy 
may face difficulties to rapidly SHINE; 
as the GDP growth is repeatedly 
moving on its declining LINE. 
The Indian economy 
needs to open up 
a little BIT; 
the economic reforms require 
some practical implementation 
with the word, 'WIT.' 
Do online and offline surveys to 
find out what actually this 
young generation people NEED; 
based on the survey results, 
create a special 
'Demand-Supply' tree SEED. 
Let it be, 
if they are LAZY; 
the new financial policies 
must look CRAZY. 
Financial Institutes and 
other companies will go 
to their DOORSTEPS; 
reducing interest rates on loans 
and advances may become 
one of the successful STEPS. 
In rural areas, people are starting to 
keep money in the secret places of 
their house AGAIN; 
as the rate of interest on savings 
accounts are declining, so, by keeping 
money in banks, there is no big GAIN. 
Inflation is 
somewhat in control, 
that's FINE; 
but, CASA and Credits are in a 
declining mode, as if dark clouds 
are blocking us to see the SUNSHINE. 
Bring rapid reforms or changes in 
economic and financial policies 
as early as POSSIBLE; 
otherwise, the condition of 
Indian economy may become 
more HORRIBLE."- Arindam Sain

PIYAJ KA DAAM BARRH GAYA HAIN BALBIR PAA JI; ISILIYE NAHI BANAA RAHEIN HAIN AAJKAAL PIYAJI !!!

"Balbir ne poocha, 'Kyon bhai Birbal, 
aajkal dukaan mein kyon nahi 
baanate ho PIYAJI ?' 

Birbal ne bola, 'Piyaj ka daam joh 
itna jyaada ho gaya 
hain Balbir PAA JI.'

Balbir bola, 'Sahi mein yaar, kya kar 
raha hain Ram Vilas PASHWAN; 
kya woh bhi ish piyaj ki daam ko 
le ke hain bahut PARESHAN; 
Roti, tarkaari ke saath hari mirchi 
aur piyaj ho, tabhi toh badiya 
laagti hain woh KHAANA; 
mudrasfiti kahi phir se ek samasya 
naa baan jaaye, isko kisi tarah 
se bhi hain SAMBHAALNA.'

Birbal ne bola, 'Baahar ki deshon se 
saayed piyaj ki ho rahi 
hain AMDAANI; 
ek ajeeb aarthik kharap paristhiti se 
guzar rahi hain sabhi desh, yeh bhi 
hain ek PARESHAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

HYDERABAD WAS ONCE A GOOD CITY FOR ITS LIVING QUALITY; BUT, NOWADAYS, THE RESIDENTS OF HYDERABAD ARE NOT HAVING ANY LIFE SECURITY !!!

"Hyderabad was once a 
good city for its 
living QUALITY; 
but, nowadays, the residents 
of Hyderabad are not 
having any life SECURITY; 
if any woman is not feeling safe 
in Hyderabad, then shame on that 
administration of the hitech IT CITY. 
So many cars have been 
provided to the 
Hyderabad Police to PATROL; 
but these cops are becoming 
useless fellows, as they are just 
wasting so many litres of PETROL. 
Rather than blaming on 
the person who has been 
brutally raped and KILLED; 
it is better, that the ministers of 
Hyderabad must resign and must not be 
provided any security system or SHIELD. 
Hyderabad Policemen are 
becoming too CASUAL; 
and the criminal acts are increasing 
in Hyderabad, as USUAL. 
Even in other 
places of India, 
the gangrapes and brutal 
murders are on the RISE; 
if the DNA reports are confirming the 
real culprits, then before they can enjoy 
any guesthouse treatments at any jail, gift 
them a bullett as an ultimate SURPRISE. 
To balance the 
Mother Nature, there has 
to be some natural CALAMITIES; 
similarly, to settle some cases outside 
the criminal courts, there has to be 
some secret CASUALTIES."- Arindam Sain

CHILO NA SE SAMAY KONO 'MID DAY MEAL'; PORA DHORLEY, NAA BOLTEY PAARLE, PEETHEY PORTO MASTER MASHAI ER KEAL !!!

"Chilo na se samay 
kono 'Mid Day MEAL'; 
pora dhorley, naa boltey paarle, 
peethey porto master mashai er KEAL. 
Takhankaar din e breakfast 
maaneyi kaancha sobuj lanka, 
aloo bhaathey, ektu nunn aar 
ek thaala pantha BHAATH; 
kodaal diye maati kaattey hoto, 
dhortey hoto laangol, emon ki 
baaitey hoto chotto nouka, taai 
karrha o shakto hoye gechilo HAATH. 
Khaali paaye jetum 
school e, football o kheltum 
khaali PAAYE; 
gym boley takhan kichu chilo na, 
eto parishram kortum, 
je daarun jor chilo GAAYE. 
Aro gaayer jor jaahir 
korbaar jonnyo, kheltum aamraa 
kabaddi aar KACHI-TAANA; 
ek jhotkaa e dori teh mere taan, 
jitiechi kato kachi-taana ei graam e, 
se noy aar kaarur AJAANA. 
Sab ee holo, 
thikmato holo na 
sudhu PORASHONA; 
Class VIII pass korteyi, 
sabai bolle, 'Onek porey felecho, 
ebaar e paisa rojgaar karo SONA.' 
Tobey takhankaar oi 
Class VIII pass kortey o 
beriye jeto kato GHAAM; 
60% number peleyi, 
gota graam e chatro baa 
chaatri r hoto daarun SUNAAM. 
Ekhan ami 'Metiria Medica' r daulat e, 
nijer homeopathy osudh dokaan e 
bosey, bank er form gulo bhorey 
diyi botey, likhi majhemoddhe 
je kono joruri DARKHAASTHO; 
ekhankaar 12 pass baa graduate 
kora chelemeye gulo je ekta 
chithi likhte paare na bhalo 
kore, kheyechey sudhu 
'Mid Day Meal' er Aloo POSTO. 
Amader samay chilo 
daaridryo, obabh, 
onoton, kintu daarun 
chilo shikka r MAAN; 
aar ekhan paisa sarbatra, kintu neyi 
pass fail school e, taai oder lekha 
darkhastha dekhley hoye jaaben 
aapni AGGYAAN."- Arindam Sain

USH DIN PEHEN KE AAYI THI TUM, KESARI SALWAR KAMEEZ; AUR GULAAB PHOOL APNE HAATHON MEIN LIYE PROPOSE KIYA TUMHE, TUMHARI YEH BADTAMEEZ !!!

"College campus ke baahaar, 
Munshi daa ke dukaan mein 
chai peetey teh HUMLOG; 
bicycle mein do haath raakh ke 
aati thi ladkiyaan, par ek ki wajah se 
mujhko laaga tha ek ajeeb sa PREMROG. 
Wohi natkhat ladki humrey taraf 
dekhti thi aur bajaati thi bicycle 
ki ghanti har ROZ; 
tabhi toh maine thaan liya tha 
ki ish ladki ko hee ekdin 
hum karenge PROPOSE; 
aur dengey ek khubsoorat 
gulaab, jisse angrezi maa 
khaawat hain ROSE. 
Jish din woh college ke fest 
mein pehen ke aayi thi 
kesari salwar KAMEEZ; 
ussi din, humney ussey bola, 
'I love you' aur woh 
boli mujhe, 'BADTAMEEZ'. 
Kyon bajaati 
thi woh 
bicycle ki GHANTI; 
kyon dil mein itni hulchul machti thi, 
aur dimaag bolta tha, 'rakho 
dheeraj, rakho SHANTI. 
Last semester mein 
tumne meri woh gulaab 
phool ko kiya SWEEKAR; 
on-campus interview mein tumko 
bhi ek job mil gayi thi, aur kar liye 
teh tumne mera SHIKAAR. 
Ek hee company mein 
hee dono ne shuru kiya 
apna pehla NAUKRI; 
abhi bhi barkaaraar hain woh pyar aur dosti, 
abhi bhi bindaas hain hum dono, yaani ek 
chokhra aur ek CHOKHRI."- Arindam Sain

THREE DUPLICATE ONLINE TRANSACTIONS PER DAY IS THE MAXIMUM LIMITATION; OTP IS A MUST FOR ANY TYPE OF ONLINE TRANSACTION !!!

"A duplicate online transaction can be 
done only after 30 minutes 
of a former successful 
online TRANSACTION; 
only 2 duplicate online transactions 
are allowed in each 12 hours, and 
3 duplicate online transactions per day 
must be the maximum LIMITATION. 
For any duplicate online transaction, 
a message will display, 'A same online 
transaction was successful recently, 
do you want to REPEAT ?'; 
if the customer 
presses the 
'Yes' button, 
then let it be IT. 
For QR payment as well as 
UPI payment, the OTP is a must 
to provide an extra SECURITY; 
in shopping malls and restaurants, 
there must be biometric authentication 
devices of high QUALITY. 
Even for doing any payment by providing 
AADHAAR Card number and fingerprint, 
OTP must be GENERATED; 
in any online transaction, the 
3-tier security system must 
be CREATED."- Arindam Sain

ALL PSU BANK EMPLOYEES MUST HAVE FREQUENT JOB ROTATION; TO DEVELOP THEIR SKILLS FASTER WITH GOOD SENSITIZATION !!!

"All PSU Bank employees must 
have frequent job ROTATION; 
to develop their skills faster 
with good SENSITIZATION. 
In a career of 25 years or so, any 
PSU Bank officer must be posted in 
rural, semi-urban, urban and metro 
branches each for 60 months at LEAST; 
find out the employees of all PSU Banks 
who are not fulfilling this criteria 
as of now and make a 
massive transfer LIST. 
This transfer must 
be coined as 
a 'Transfer of COMPLIANCE'; 
in this type of transfer, the 
PSU Bank must only provide 
the expenses of CONVEYANCE. 
For remote or rural posting, an 
extra 'Rural area fuel allowance' of 
Rs. 500/- must be IMPLEMENTED; 
CCA and non-CCA allowance must exist 
and the premises of all branches must 
look modernized, not OUTDATED. 
In entire career, a PSU Bank officer has 
to work at least in 5 different zones 
in India or OVERSEAS; 
employees of top 5 performing branches 
of each zone must get 'Performance 
linked Payment' or FREEBIES. 
In each and every branch 
of PSU Bank, there must be 
separate 'Cash', 'Advances' 
and 'Operations' DEPARTMENTS; 
officers of 'Operations' and 'Advances' 
must interchange after every quarter 
within same branch to maintain healthy, 
competitive ENVIRONMENTS."- Arindam Sain

BEETH JAATI HAIN YEH ANMOL WAQT; PAR YEH NADAAN ISHQ HAIN KAMBAKHT !!!

"Beeth jaati hain 
yeh anmol WAQT; 
par yeh nadaan ishq 
hain KAMBAKHT. 
Yaad dilaati 
hain ZAROOR, 
ki ek samay tum 
thi mere HOOR, 
aur main 
tumhari NOOR; 
hamari woh premkaahini 
thi bahut MASHOOR; 
naajaane kaise tuti woh bandhan, 
kya pataa kiska tha KASOOR ! 
Aaj Dumdum ki last 
Metro Rail ke andar 
huyi tumse MULAKAAT; 
socha tha ki karoon 
tumse koi BAAT; 
par tumhari bacchein aur 
pati thi tumhare SAATH; 
kuch saalon pehle, inhi Metro Rail 
ke andar baithte teh hum dono 
haaton mein raakh ke HAATH. 
Tum toh 
Esplanade mein 
hee utar GAYI; 
dil mein phir jaag utha 
wahi ishq joh itni 
saalon thi SOYI; 
sunaa hain ki hum jab tumse jhagra 
kar ke chalein gaye teh Bengaluru, 
tumne tab bahut thi ROYI. 
Metro Rail ke seat mein jahan 
tum baithi thi, wahi pe ek 
kagaz ka tukdaa MILA; 
usme tumne apni mobile number 
likh ke gayi ho, kahi phir se naa ho 
jaaye mera character DHEELA. 
Tumse break up hone me baad, 
mere dil pe kabza kar liya tha, 
tumhari bachpan ki dost, SHEELA; 
aab kya mein tumhare saath 
karoon chup chup ke, 
wahi puraani RAASLEELA ! 
Sahi mein, beeth jaati hain 
yeh anmol WAQT; 
par yeh nadaan ishq 
hain KAMBAKHT."- Arindam Sain

AT EDEN GARDENS, INDIA PLAYED THEIR FIRST DAY & NIGHT TEST MATCH WITH THE BALL WHICH IS PINK; FROM 22.11.2019 TO 24.11.2019, SO MANY HISTORY HAS BEEN CREATED, DON'T YOU THINK !!!

"The 'City of Joy' became 
Pinkish to make it 
more ICONIC; 
for India, the Eden Gardens stadium 
has always been so exciting, 
entertaining and HISTORIC. 
At Eden Gardens, India played their 
first Day & Night Test match with 
the ball which is PINK; 
from 22.11.2019 to 24.11.2019, 
so many history has been created, 
don't you THINK !  
Some catches taken by Wriddhiman 
Saha and Rohit Sharma 
were so ACROBATIC; 
the bowling performances by 
the Indian fast bowlers 
looked so FANTASTIC. 
An award must 
be given SOON; 
to the Indian team bowling 
coach, Bharat ARUN. 
Ishant Sharma kept on 
swinging the pink ball with a 
bowling figure of 5/22. 
Umesh Yadav and Mohammad 
Shami dominated with 
the pink ball TOO. 
In the 1st innings, Bangladesh 
scored only 106; 
Virat Kohli scored his 27th century 
with an individual score of 136. 
In reply to the declared innings of 
347/9, Bangladesh in their 2nd 
innings got bundled out at 195. 
Ishant got 9 wickets in total followed by 
8 wickets by Umesh who in the 2nd 
innings, had a bowling figure of 53/5. 
India won the Paytm Test series 
by 2-0 on 24.11.2019 
with an innings and 
46 runs VICTORY; 
winning 7th Tests in a row and also 
winning 4 consecutive Tests by an 
innings margin is indeed a creation 
of a new HISTORY."- Arindam Sain

TOO MANY DEPARTMENTS AND SO MANY CONTROLLING OFFICES; ARE ACTUALLY INCREASING EACH AND EVERY PSU BANK'S OPERATING EXPENSES !!!

"Too many departments and 
so many controlling OFFICES; 
are actually increasing each and every 
PSU Bank's operating EXPENSES. 
In many departments, 
there is job REDUNDANCY; 
merge those departments as it is 
the economic URGENCY. 
Reduction of the numbers of 
top level departments and 
controlling offices must be 
in its initial PROCESS; 
lesser numbers of Bankers above 
Scale-V or above will make the 
employee structure more pyramidal 
to improve the banking BUSINESS. 
All Scale-IV branches to have an 
armed guarded, CCTV enabled 
ATM Center attached with IT; 
if cash deposit facility can be provided 
in all the ATM centers, then that 
strategy will become SUPERHIT. 
For each 50 branches, there will 
be 1 controlling office with 
staff strengths 
not more than 25; 
in each branch, including Branch Head, 
2 officers for 'Operations and Marketing', 
2 officers for 'Advances and Recovery', 
makes it 5. 
Within each 10 Kilometres, there will be 
1 branch of each PSU Bank to 
remain OPERATIVE; 
also those branches to be merged 
whose consecutive 3 years business 
figures is in NEGATIVE. 
Department wise divisions in each 
and every branch will improve 
customer services 
and work QUALITY; 
PSU Banks having more than 
4000 branches may have to pay 
to RBI, the 'Excess 
Expenses' PENALTY."- Arindam Sain

KOI AUR AAYI HAIN MERE ZINDAGI MEIN FILHAAL; BHOOL GAYA HOON MAIN APNA BEETHA HUYA KAAL !!!

"Koi aur aayi hain mere 
zindagi mein FILHAAL; 
bhool gaya hoon main 
apna beetha huya KAAL. 
Tum chorh ke 
gayi thi MUJHE; 
mere ko paraaya aur apni puraani 
aashiq ko tum apna SAMJHE. 
Rahein gaya tha 
main bilkul AKELA; 
par mere dimaag ne 
thoda soch ke BOLA; 
'Dil ka darwaaza kholo aur dekho 
charon taraf hain ladkiyon ka MELA.' 
Aaj jab tumhari wohi puraani 
aashique ne maara 
hain tumhe LAATH; 
tab tum kahein rahi ho mujhe, 
'Ki phir se hum rahena chahte 
hain saath SAATH.' 
Mere dil ko dil hee samjho, 
samjho naa issey koi DHARAMSHAALA; 
sarh pe baal nahi hain, phir bhi 
superhit ho gaya, woh film, 'BALA'. 
Kiye tum mujhey 
bilkul hee NAZARANDAZ; 
aab hum nahi sunenge tumhari 
yeh nautankiwaali AWAAZ. 
Ek ko chorh ke 
jaise tumne doosre 
ko hain PAKDA; 
thik ussi tarah teesre ko pakdo, 
ghar mein bulaake aur phir 
khilaake chicken PAKODA. 
Tum samajhti ho 
sirf 'Mauj' aur 'MASTI'; 
par hum samajhte hain 
sirf 'Pyar' aur 'DOSTI'. 
Ekbaar tumne apni chaalaki se 
de diye mujhe DHOKA; 
phir se dobaara ullu baanaane ke liye 
naa dengey hum tumko koi MAUKA. 
Koi aur aayi hain mere 
zindagi mein FILHAAL; 
bhool gaya hoon main 
apna beetha huya KAAL."- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI R GRAMANCHAL ER MAATH JE EKHAN KHAALI; KARON SOBUJ RANG ER DHAAN HOYECHILO SONALI !!!

"Bangabhoomi r gramanchal er 
maath je ekhan KHAALI; 
kaaron sobuj rang er 
dhaan hoyechilo SONALI. 
Fasal e diteyi hoy 
kitnaashak baa BEESH; 
taai toh gota maath jurey, haowa e 
doley katoi na dhaan er SEESH. 
Graam er boudi raa o 
nemey pore maathey, haath e 
niye ekti kore DAA; 
thik kato dhaan ghar e uthlo, 
seyi hiseb ee korte byastho 
thaake kato chaasi DADA. 
Falan jakhan 
hoy BESHI; 
sathik daam jodi 
paaye sab CHAASHI; 
hoye jaaye taara 
khub KHUSHI; 
kaaron eto parishram er por, 
ghar e aasbe DHANRAASHI; 
taai sabai miley naachgaan kore, baajiye 
maadol, baajiye BAANSHI."- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI TEH POKA; AAR MAHARASHTRA TEH DHOKA !!!

"Bangabhoomi teh POKA;
aar Maharashtra teh DHOKA; 
khabor kaagaz khulleyi khaaben CHYAAKA. 
Korey jot pelo onek VOTE; 
vote peyei bhengey dilo JOT. 
Khichuri khetey laage 
baro ee SUSWADU; 
kintu 'Khichuri sarkar' e 
neyi kono JAADU. 
Maharashtra teh bhaipo gulo r 
daapot o kom NOY; 
bojhaa mushkil jey ei maha natak e, ke 
mukkhyo charitrey korchey ABHINOY. 
Edikey abaar Bangabhoomi te naaki 
komchey dengue r MASHA; 
taholey charidikey eto hocchey 
kano dengue, kano eto DURDASHA ! 
Pourasabha r karmi raa paaye naa 
pourasabha thekey prappyo TAAKA; 
taai toh Kolkata r jonjaalmoy jaayega 
gulo hoy naa poriskaar baa FAAKA. 
Kashmir e sainik morey jaaowa 
aar dengue teh lok morey jaaowa 
toh ek ee byapar BODHOY; 
pourasabha r toh gaafiloti acheyi, 
taar saathe saathe, Kolkata r maanush 
der o hoyni kono BODHODOY. 
Nijer baari r saamneyi felbe 
nongra jal, jomiye raakhbe 
pocha jal aar JONJAAL; 
aar beeri taante taante, baro biggyo r 
mato lecture debe, 'Kolkata Pourosabha 
satti ee kono kaaj korchey naa AAJKAAL'. 
Ekhaneyi noy 
sesh, achey aro 
ekti POKA; 
jaar kaamor kheley, 
gaaye daag hoye jaaye, 
jano choto choto laal CHAAKA; 
jonjaal saaf kore, poribesh poriskaar 
raakhun, noiley jaabe na beshidin 
bhalobhabe THAAKA."- Arindam Sain

TOO MUCH EXPENSES TO PRINT; EVEN EXPENSES ARE MORE IN ANY 'MINT' !!!

"Too much expenses to PRINT; 
even expenses are more in any 'MINT'. 
Lesser number of printing 
is a feasible SOLUTION; 
cashless economy will surely 
bring a financial REVOLUTION. 
So many apps got created 
with almost any type of 
offer or DISCOUNT; 
but, still, many people were 
withdrawing cash from 
their respective ACCOUNT. 
RTGS and NEFT transactions 
were made free of any extra 
charge or COMMISSION; 
but, still, the Indian Government 
failed to succeed in its 
'Cashless Economy' MISSION. 
In a month in total, for withdrawing 
cash more than Rs. 50,000/- from 
ATM machines, POS or Cash Counters, 
there must be 50 rupees DEDUCTION; 
this 0.1% charges on total 
monthly cash withdrawal 
amount will surely help in 
cash withdrawal REDUCTION. 
For depositing cash of more than 
Rs. 50,000 in total in a month 
in any CASA account 
must be 0.1% CHARGEABLE; 
any transaction through any 
banking apps or any 
Internet Banking must be 
fully NON-CHARGEABLE. 
All banks must provide ATM cards 
and Internet Banking in the 
form of any 'Account READYKIT'; 
instant activation of ATM Cards and 
banking apps must make these 
strategies more SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

O MERI SHARMILEE, TERI YEH MULAAYAM GAAL GULAABI; AANKHON KI TERI YEH NIGHAEIN BANAA DE MUJHE SHARAABI !!!

"O meri sharmilee, teri yeh 
mulaayam gaal GULAABI; 
aankhon ki teri yeh nighaein 
banaa de mujhe SHARAABI; 
thoda shayarana dil mein 
kya aayi, log kahene laage 
mujhe koi KAVI; 
aankh bandh kar loon, toh kya, 
sapno mein bhi dikhta hain mujhe 
tumhari yeh khubsoorat CHAVI. 
Insaan hoon, yeh dil bhi fisaaltha 
hain kabhi KABHI; 
tumhari kabootar ne ek prem patra 
diya mujhe abhi ABHI. 
Prem patra ke ek panne 
mein tumne banaayi hain 
meri TASVEER; 
tumhari yeh chitrakala 
dekh ke, tum pe bilkul fidaa 
ho gaya yeh tumhari 'VEER'. 
Mere ghar ke aangan se 
urh nahi rahi hain tumhari 
yeh safed KABOOTAR; 
jaroor kuch chitti le jaane ko kaha hain 
isse, sahi mein, yeh Postmanwaali 
Panchi hain bahut chatur aur BEHETAR. 
Soch rahe hain kya likhe, 
par naa jaane kab 
bann gayi ek SHAYARI; 
milte hain aagle Ravivaar ko, Shiv 
Mandir mein, fihaal yeh chitti sweekar 
karlo, Rajkumari 'MAYURI.'"- Arindam Sain

AS EACH AND EVERY BRANCH OF PSU BANKS ARE NOT HAVING INTERNET LEASED LINE; THE DREAM OF MAKING 5 TRILLION DOLLAR ECONOMY WILL BECOME A FOXY, SOUR GRAPEVINE !!!

"As each and every branch 
of PSU Banks are not having 
Internet Leased LINE; 
the dream of making 
5 trillion dollar economy will 
become a foxy, sour GRAPEVINE. 
'Digital India' means that even in 
a remote village, all offices will have 
a fabulous Internet access and SPEED; 
but, the internet connectivity of rural 
branches of PSU Banks are still so poor, 
which is a brutal reality INDEED. 
First of all, for all the branches of 
PSU Banks, create a high quality, high 
speed and uniform INFRASTRUCTURE; 
after that only, step by step, slowly 
and steadily, you plan for taking 
big steps for the FUTURE. 
Just for getting votes, 
don't take bold yet 
annoying DECISIONS; 
as in this e-knowledge era, 
the anger may reflect in 
the next upcoming ELECTIONS. 
In developed nations, 
improvement of infrastructure 
in all offices with UNIFORMITY; 
has always 
been the 
first PRIORITY. 
In China, due to high quality and 
uniform infrastructure, their government 
has fully utilized 'CHEAP LABOUR'; 
and the whole world knows by now, that 
how their great strategies of manufacturing 
sector, went in China's FAVOUR. 
Whichever IT and 
Telecom companies can 
provide great SPEED; 
all Government offices must make 
new tie-ups with them to get 
the market profitability LEAD. 
Why the private 
banks or offices 
will have all 
the MODERNISATION; 
to boost Indian economy, you also need 
to upgrade and modernize each and 
every Indian Government's direct or 
undertaking ORGANIZATION."- Arindam Sain

IN FUTURE, 3 DAYS DAY-NIGHT, 200 OVERS, 18 HOURS TEST MATCHES; EACH DAY FROM 3 PM TO 9 PM AS PER YOUR INDIAN WRIST WATCHES !!!

"On 22nd November 2019, 
there will be the first Indian 
Pink Ball Test at EDEN; 
a wall will be created with photos 
of cricketers to allow you to go 
down the memory LANE. 
Another information you 
must have GOT; 
that 'Pinku' and 'Tinku' 
will be the MASCOT. 
Many clubs may play a 
Day-NightTest TOURNAMENT; 
with Pink ball to have a 
fabulous ENTERTAINMENT. 
Imagine in future, there will be 
3 days Day-Night Pink Ball 
Test MATCHES; 
50 overs maximum by each team and every 
day the game will be from 3 PM to 9 PM, as 
per the Indian wrist WATCHES."- Arindam Sain

USH DIN TUMHARI SAREE AUR BLOUSE KI RANG THI KESARI; SHAYAR NAA THA MEIN, PHIR BHI DIL MEIN AA GAYI THI SHAYARI !!!

"Ush din tumhari saree aur 
blouse ki rang thi KESARI; 
shayar naa tha mein, phir bhi 
dil mein aa gayi thi SHAYARI. 
Tum sahi mein 
kyon ho itni KHUSOORAT !; 
phir se dil ne awaaz diya, 'Janaab, 
kar lo phir se MOHABBAT.' 
Aajkaal toh 'pyar' se 
laage mujhe DARR; 
kyon ki daag rahe jaati hain, 
koi bhi seesha tut jaaye AGAR; 
yeh kambakht dil 
maanta nahi hain MAGAR; 
prem ki naiyaa ko akhir bulaa hee 
leta hain pyar ka SAGAR. 
Pyar mein 
itni hain GEHRAAI; 
ki baad mein mat kahena ki dobaara 
wahi galti tumne hain DOHRAAI; 
yeh dil bhi naa jaane ki kab kyon kahan 
aur kaise sirf tumhari hee yaad AAYI. 
Tumhari aur mere beech 
kyon hain itni pyar, yeh na 
main jaanu aur naa hee TUM; 
phir bhi pataa nahi dono ki mulaakaat 
hoteyi, dono ki dil uthti hain kyon 
itni khushi se JHOOM. 
Nahi bajaayi maine 
koi pyar ki BAANSHURI; 
phir bhi ajeeb jalwa hain yeh, ki hum bann 
gaye hain tumhari 'MOHABBAT-E-NURI'. 
Ush din tumhari saree aur 
blouse ki rang thi KESARI; 
shayar naa tha main, phir bhi 
dil mein aa gayi thi SHAYARI."- Arindam Sain

AN ACT OF SELFISHNESS IS A SHAME; VOTERS OF MAHARASHTRA MUST ACCEPT THE BLAME !!!

"An act of selfishness or too much 
greed for power by any political 
party is a SHAME; 
the voters of Maharashtra who all 
voted for Shiv Sena must accept 
the criticism or BLAME. 
Had Shiv Sena not been in an alliance 
with a national party in the ELECTION; 
then the voters of Maharashtra would 
have gone for a feasible SELECTION. 
Shiv Sena got from BJP 
whatever they DEMANDED; 
now they are backstabbing BJP 
and trying to OFFEND. 
The Governor of Maharashtra is 
still giving them time to 
form the 'Khichdi' GOVERNMENT; 
but when NCP and INC will join hands 
with Shiv Sena, it will be a 
fantastic comedy ENTERTAINMENT. 
INC may lose its vote percentage 
drastically in other states if it join 
hands with Shiv Sena at this JUNCTURE; 
either President Rule or another election 
may happen, as you never know when 
this car of 'INC-NCP-Shiv Sena' will have 
a tyre PUNCTURE."-Arindam Sain

IF BENGALI PEOPLE CAN EAT BOTH 'CHINGRI' AND 'EELISH'; THEN WHY FROM STANDARD I, THEY CANNOT LEARN 'BENGALI' AND 'ENGLISH' !!!

"In Bangabhomi, why a fear 
still exists towards 
the English LANGUAGE; 
why the education system of this 
particular state is not so modern 
even in this globalization AGE. 
There was one time, when the 
English language got banned 
in Standard I, which was 
such a bad DECISION ; 
from Standard V, the Bengali students 
started learning basic English and was 
neither motivated to talk in English nor 
to do any English group DISCUSSION. 
In the International Competitive arena, 
the Bengali students kept on moving 
backwards itself by so MUCH; 
that hardly a few of them managed to 
bounce back by learning the English 
language too well as SUCH. 
If Bengali people 
can eat both 
'Chingri' and 'EELISH'; 
then, why from Standard I, 
they cannot learn both 'Bengali' 
and 'ENGLISH' ?"- Arindam Sain

METRO RAIL CHOLBEY JOKA THEKEY BIBADI BAG PARJYONTO; BEHALA E BAA JOKA E BESHI DAAM DIYE FLAT KINEY BUJHI AAPNI KLAANTO !!!

"Metro Rail cholbey Joka thekey 
Bibadi Bag PARJYONTO; 
Behala e baa Joka e beshi daam diye 
flat kiney bujhi aapni KLAANTO. 
Kothao ki erokom kichu 
lekha ache je, 'Today's pain, 
tommorow's GAIN'; 
aha, oi flat bikri koraar jonnyo bhalo 
daam pacchen naa boley, porlen naki 
kono maaduli baa CHAIN. 
Onek bachor 
gelo je KETEY; 
Joka theke Bibadi Bag Metro Rail er 
kaaj kintu sesh holo naa BOTEY. 
Odikey abaar 
bhengeyi royechey 
Majherhat SETU; 
Behala baa Joka r baasinda der berechey 
hoyraani, bus gulo Brace Bridge baa 
Ramnagar ghurey aaschey JEHETU; 
Alipore baa New Alipore diye ghurey 
eley o majhemoddheyi hoye jacchey 
traffic jam aar taar jonnyo office e 
jetey paarchey naa TARATARI; 
taai toh Behala aar Joka r lokjon ekhan 
Garia, Naktala, Tollygunge, Jadavpur 
baa Kalikapur er dikey khujchey notun 
flat baa baro BAARI."- Arindam Sain

RAAKHA UCHIT OTIRIKTO LOK; BINODON PARK GULO AARO SURAKKHITO HOK !!!

"Kontaa paana pukur aar konta je maath, 
bojha sabsamay noy oto SOJAA; 
kintu taai boley ekta chotto sishu 
oi Eco Park e paabe erokom SAAJA. 
Paana pukur ta chilo na kano 
kichu diye GHERA; 
taholey hoyto oi chotto shishu 
jeto na MAARA. 
Chotto shishu der 
ke sabsamay 
nazar e RAAKHUN; 
tamon dustu shishu holey, paasey 
bosiye rekhey, jatokhushi apnaar bondhu 
baa bandhabi der saathe galpo KORUN. 
Kolkata r sob binodon park e 
ebaar thekey raakha 
uchit otirikto LOK; 
sabsamay taara sabaar dikey raakhbe 
nazar, lokkhyo ektaa ee, je, binodan park 
gulo aaro beshi surakkhito HOK."- Arindam Sain

BALLYGUNGE E APAHARAN; PANCHASAYAR E GANADHARSHAN; E TOH MOTEYI NOY BHALO LAKKHAN; ARO TATPOR HOK POLICE EBONG PRASHASHAN !!!

"Ballygunge e APAHARAN; 
Panchasayar e GANADHARSHAN; 
e toh moteyi noy bhalo LAKKHAN; 
aro tatpor hok police ebong PRASHASHAN. 
Aro nazardaari baarate, 
kintey hobe aro DRONE; 
eto baaje ghatona ghotle, 
satti ee ebaar khepey jaabe LOKJON; 
aayeensrinkhola ee jodi bojaaye naa roilo, 
taholey aar police er ki PRAYOJON. 
Proti taa elaaka e 
shuru hok 
police er TAHALDAARI; 
baarbaar prashno kano uthbey je ei 
Kolkata sahar e kato ta surakkhito 
kono purush baa NAARI. 
Onnyanno sahar e police kintu 
edik edik ghurey beraaye 
nanarakom er CHADDOBESHEY; 
duskriti raa kichu bojhaar aageyi 
graftaar hoye jaaye besh daarun 
abhinaba kaayeda e, ABOSESHEY. 
Amader ekhonkaar Lalbazaar er 
goyenda ra kintu besh shikkito, 
chaalak ebong besh DAKKHO; 
opor theke ektu swadinata dileyi kintu 
eraa sabaar opor besh bhalo ee 
raakhbe karrha LAKKHYO. 
Ei prashashan, kichu bhalo 
Kolkata Police der haath 
diyechey bendhey, 
taai toh eto GAAFILOTI; 
ekbaar baagha police der ektu 
swadhinata deowaa hok, tarpor dekhbo 
aamra kothay kibhabey ki 
taandav chaalaye oisab DUSKRITI. 
Eksamay ei 
'Kolkata Police' department 
keyi bola hoto, 'Just next to 
Scotland YARD'; 
seyi purono gourabmoy oitihyo phiriye 
aante goyenda, police ebong janagan 
korun eksaathe kaaj, bhuley giye 
sab BIBAAD."- Arindam Sain