ANY PSU BANK CAN SURVIVE IN ANY SEA STORM AS IT IS LIKE A SUBMARINE !!!

"Just go digital, why should 
you stand in the LINE;
we work hard and we 
always want you to be FINE.
Sometimes, when 
our mind is DIVINE;
we do charity, as after 
death, nothing is MINE.
'Motivation' is our MEDICINE;
'Dedication' is our DISCIPLINE.
We are PSU Bankers, we are 
humans, not any MACHINE;
if you love and respect us, we can do 
wonders that you can ever IMAGINE.
No matter wherever you 
are, whenever you are, 
be it offline or ONLINE;
it is our duty to ensure that 
your financial transactions 
are successful and GENUINE.
Don't get carried away 
by rumours or any article 
in any news MAGAZINE;
because any PSU Bank can 
survive in any sea storm as 
it is like a SUBMARINE."- Arindam Sain

BHAGABAN EE AASOL KHELA KHYALE SABSESHE !!!

"Kaliyug e, 'Bhalobasha' 
ke naahi MAANI;
tobu o firey firey aase 
oi 'Kkhonikher JHALKAANI.
Swapnapuri teh se khuje 
beraaye taar Raja, aami 
khujte thaki amar RANI;
kache dekhe o jano khuje naa 
paai, aar Bhagaban 'Madan' bhaaben, 
'poreche ki dujon er chokh ei CHHANI'.
Amader rajyer sab theke baro 
swarnakaar er ek maatro 
kanya se, naam taar SONALI; 
jato ee hoyi na kano saahasi senapati, 
bhoy laage prem e porte, kaliyug 
er prem noyto, jano CHORABALI.
Ek din saahas kore mon er katha 
taake boltei, taar mukh e, se 
ki laajuk muchki HAASI;
taarpor er din amar kache 
ekti chithi niye elo taar sab 
theke biswastha SEVADAASI. 
Chithi teh lekha chilo, 'Aami o 
je tomake khub BHALOBAASI;
kintu amaar baba aagey dekhte 
chaaye tomaar kundali o RAASHI'.
Besh kichudin galo kete, 
abaar ekta chithi ELO;
chithi ta pore, matha 
taa garam hoye GELO.
Lekha chilo, 'Amra dujonei 
dujon ke khub bhalobasi, 
seta ekdum THIK; 
kintu amader parivar er purohit 
bollen, je tomake biye kora 
jaabena, kaaron tumi MANGALIK.'
Icche korchilo takhan, 
je purohit ta ke dhore 
diyi uttam MADHYAM; 
jaai hok, Sonali r biye hoye 
galo onyo jon er sathe, jehetu, 
ami Mangalik, ami ADHAM.
Bachor ghurte na ghurtei, 
ek din abaar Sonali r 
sathe dekha, kintu ekhan 
se bidhoba r BESHE;
ami bollam, 'tumi amake biye 
korlena jeyi bhoy, seyi taa ee 
ghotlo tomar jeeban e, bhagaban 
ee aasol khela khyale SABSESHE.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 29.03.2024 !!!

"At RCB's home ground, on 
29.03.2024, Harshit hunted 
du Plessis by pace VARIATION; 
the way Green and Glenn played 
a supportive role, it really
deserves some APPRECIATION.
King Kohli, as usual, played 
a royal kingly knock and 
remained unbeaten at 83;
Anukul and Andre tightened 
up RCB, a little bit, and to win the 
match, the target for KKR was 183.
It was an outstanding 
start by Salt and SUNIL; 
and then Venkatesh wasted no time, 
as he straightaway went for the KILL.
Though Dayal took an 
important wicket, but, for 
RCB, it was too LATE;
KKR won by 7 wickets in 
16.5 overs keeping in mind 
the concept of net run RATE."- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 25.03.2024 !!!

"Siraj got rid of BAIRSTOW; 
but, Shikhar was in full FLOW. 
Yash Dayal kept everything 
tight in his first SPELL; 
Shikhar's individual score was 
45 runs when his wicket FELL. 
29/2 is indeed a good 
bowling figure by GLENN; 
Siraj hunted Jitesh, it was 
already 18.4 overs by THEN. 
The last over of the 1st innings of 
the match was an interesting ONE; 
as PBKS raced to 176, due 
to Shashank's speedy 21.
Due to Rabada and Brar, the 
match became very INTERESTING; 
but, Virat Kohli, the Chase Master, 
as usual, ruled the match like a KING.
To win, the target for RCB was 177; 
Kohli departed at his knock of 77.
RCB won by 4 wickets on 25.03.2024 
as Lomror made his perfect IMPACT; 
and just like Dhoni, Mr. Dinesh Karthik is 
also a good finisher, it is a true FACT."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 4 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 23.03.2024 !!!

"As an opener, Salt really played his PART; 
but, due to run out, Sunil had to DEPART.
Natarajan took two important wickets 
and for SRH, it was a huge SUCCESS; 
as Bhuvneshwar was creating pressure 
with his ball swinging BUSINESS.
When KKR was struggling at 52/4, 
then came RAMANDEEP; 
to have a cool drive of the KKR team 
bus, even though, the road was STEEP.
Then after 15 overs, at Eden 
Gardens, Russell started to ROAR;
KKR scored 208 where Andre 
played only 25 balls to score 64.
KKR was under pressure until SRH lost 
two openers and their score was 71/2;

both Mayank Agarwal and 

Abhishek Sharma each scored 32.
Hang on, the match was not over yet, 
as there was one Lion of SRH who 
was roaring and hunting at 'EDEN'; 
there was tension in the KKR camp 
while watching the outstanding knock 
of 63 runs in 29 balls by King KLAASEN.
Harshit Rana took 2 wickets 
in the last over to turn the 
match in KKR's FAVOUR; 
SRH just failed by 4 runs on 
23.03.2024, though, Klaasen tried so 
hard to be their SAVIOUR."- Arindam Sain

AAJ SE, ISH DHARTI PE, YEH PARAMPARA CHALEGI HAR SAAL !!!

"RADHA: 'Khelna hain 
aaj tumhre SANG; 
isiliye laaye 
hain yeh RANG. 
Zindagi mein kabhi bhool 
naa payenge yeh DIN; 
aao ish khusi mein hum 
aur tum ho jaaye RANGEEN.'

KRISHNA: 'Aaj tumhre saamne, 
mere dil ne maan liya hain HAAR;
kar joh diya aaj humne 
apne saccha pyar ka IZHAAR.
Hum tum ko rang 
nahi, lagayenge GULAAL; 
aaj se, ish dharti pe, yeh parampara 
chalegi har SAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

HOTATH JANO PORLO EK ULKAA !!!

"Onekdin er jomano ekta 
katha likhbo bole, kaalo board 
e ghosey dilum saada CHALK;
sedin college er oder 
ee classroom e dekhe 
taare, ek JHALAK. 
Eengrezi teh likhlum 
oi teen te SHABDO; 
kichukkhon er jonno dekhi, oder 
class er sabai hoye galo STHABDO.
Kintu hriday churi jaaye, 
othocho dhong na JAAYE;
chokh er seyi chahani, aar muchki haasi, 
mon e, mon e, se o amaaye CHAAYE.
Duster diye mooche diley oi akkhar 
gulo, nijer seat theke uthe ESEY;
oder class er sabaai ektu khilli 
oraalo boiki, besh hesey HESEY.
Hotath porlum viral fever e, 
praaye ek saptaaho dhore 
college aar jete paarlum KOI;
o baba, baarite chole eseche thik khuje 
khuje, naari charitra bejaaye joteel bote, 
ami sedin sudhu taar dike cheye ROI.
Ek ee college, kintu class 
er section BHINNO;
class e aar mon bosto naa je amar, 
prem e porte nei ei JONNO.
Prem er theke dekhi, bondhutwa 
taai baarlo besh dheere DHEERE;
se jano ek laagam chaara bhraman, 
keyu aar takaalam na pechhan FIREY.
Bojha ee galo na, je kibhabe 
kete gelo college er seyi 
rangeen bachor GULO;
college er sesh din e, sabaar ee chokh 
ektu adhtu chhalchhal korchilo, beriye 
gechilo abosyo chokh er sab DHULO.
College er gandi periye jeyi 
pratiyogita r bazaar e rakhlum PAA;
kato asha, akhankha aar swapno 
jano ojaantei pore galo CHAAPA.
Hotath jano taar saathe 
bere o galo DURATTWO;
abaar aar ekta samasya chilo, 
seta holo amaar BEKAROTTO.
Onek bachor gache kete, gatokaal 
hotath jano porlo ek ULKAA;
mon ta abaar ektu bhaari hoye 
galo, onekdin chilo HALKAA. 
Ami je private school er shikkak, 
seyi school ei dekhi se taar 
chele ke koriyeche BHORTY;
seyi chele r naam aar amaar 
naam kintu ek ee, sudhu taar 
padabi taa CHAKRABORTY.
Amaake dekhe kichu ee
bollona, ami o cheye roilaam 
chup kore, kano JANINA;
ekjon kintu sab bujhte perechilo, 
meye ra thik bujhe jaaye, se 
holo amar sahokarmi, MINA."- Arindam Sain

LET ME GIVE YOU THE RING; AS THE SEASON IS SPRING !!!

"Let me give you the RING; 
as the season is SPRING.
Love is at its top GEAR; 
speed it up, why to FEAR.
This chapter will not CLOSE;
thorns are gone, it is only the ROSE.
No need to be FAMOUS;
just remain ANONYMOUS.
All is always well SET;
if you can keep it a SECRET.
What is 'True Love' even 
if you don't KNOW;
at least, you must enjoy 
the sunshine and the SNOW. 
You are not the only one to fall 
in love with me, they also FELL;
even still today, they are nostalgic as 
they also have a love story to TELL.
They themselves opened 
up their heart's LOCK;
why should I have bothered about 
what was the time at the CLOCK.
It was not my fault, 
they were DESPERATE;
they hypnotized me to enter 
through the romantic GATE.
Falling in love is not a sin as 
true love is always DIVINE;
I asked them, 'what is true love ?' 
but they failed to DEFINE.
Anytime they can come back 
and open my heart's DOOR;
to have a romantic dance 
on the dance FLOOR."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 4-3 AGAINST KERALA BLASTERS IN KOCHI IN THE ISL 2024 ON 13.03.2024 !!!

"Oh ! Sadiku ! What a start ! 
What a shot ! What a SPEED !; 
to give Mohun Bagan team the 
much needed early lead INDEED. 
In the 1st half, Mohun Bagan 
managed to keep the 1-0 SCORELINE; 
but, in the 2nd half, Vibin proved with the 

equalizer goal, that he can also SHINE.

Armando Sadiku proved again, that 
his boots are for goal SCORING; 
Mohun Bagan took the lead by 2-1 
as Sadiku was ruling like a KING. 
The spectators at Kochi had 
enough reasons to celebrate TOO; 
as Diamantakos flicked the ball 
with his left leg to make it 2-2.
What a speedy header by 
Deepak Tangri as he was totally 
unmarked at KBFC deep DEFENCE; 
the ball went inside the net with the 
bullet speed and in the KBFC fans gallery 
in Kochi, it was a pin drop SILENCE.
Liston Colaco looked so dangerous 
while he was marching FORWARD; 
after so many attempts, finally, 
Jason Cummings got his REWARD.
Diamantakos of KBFC pulled one back 
with a header, though, it was too late, but, 
their game mindset was so POSITIVE;
On 13.03.2024, Mohun Bagan won 
by 4-3, but,even in the stoppage 
time, the match was so COMPETITIVE."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 IN THE ISL 2024 DERBY MATCH ON 10.03.2024 !!!

"In the ISL derby match on 10.03.2024, 
despite getting a penalty shot, 
East Bengal failed to SCORE; 
after seeing a fantastic save from 
Vishal Kaith, the Mohun Bagan fans 
said, 'Yeh dil maange MORE.' 
Dimitri Petratos failed to score 
after taking a long SHOT; 
but Cummings was there to capitalize 
on it, by standing at the right SPOT.
Again Petratos failed to score as the 
ball rebounded from the bar post, but 
he passed the ball to Mr. COLACO;
the Goanese striker, Liston did not waste 
any time to put the ball inside the net, it 
was really a good classic SHOW.
Mohun Bagan got a penalty shot, and 
Dimitri Petratos emerged as the HERO; 
as he scored in the penalty 
shot to make it 3-0.
In the 2nd half, Crespo pulled one 
back with a fantastic left footed SHOT; 
and it was the only consolation 
goal, East Bengal GOT.
Mohun Bagan moved at the 
top of the ISL 2024 table with 
this derby match VICTORY; 
there is a golden opportunity for the 
Mariners to become the ISL Champion 
of 2024 to repeat the glorious HISTORY."- Arindam Sain

GULAAB MEIN KAANTE HAIN, CHAAND MEIN HAIN KAALA DAAG, WAISA HEE HAIN YEH 'MOHABBAT' !!!

"Dimaag kahe, 
'Khabardar, KHABARDAR,
yeh kambakht dil 
hain, BARKHURDAAR;
naa samjhe kya hain 
jeet, kya hain HAAR, 
ish ko duniyawale 
kahete hain 'PYAAR'.'
Dil jab ek baar woh saccha pyaar 
karne ke liye ho jaaye RAAZI;
peeche nahi hath tha, chahe 
laag bhi jaaye jaan ki BAAZI.
Itni asaani se poori nahi 

hoti hain ARMAAN;
aayegi zaroor 
baarish aur TUFAAN.
Phir bhi kahega 
yeh kambakht DIL;
aage badho, aage  
hain pyar ki MANZIL.
Pyar ka jaadu hee toh 
hain, joh banaye ish duniya 
ko rangeen aur KHUBSURAT;
gulaab mein kaante hain, 
chaand mein hain kaala daag, 
waisa hee hain yeh 'MOHABBAT'."- Arindam Sain

ROSHNI WEDS RANDHIR !!!

ROSHNI WEDS RANDHIR !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"Dil mein aag jwale, par 
jungle mein hain ANDHERA;
dono ka dil kahe, naa 
aaye aur SAVERA.
Abhi thoda kam 
baat karo ZAARA;
badiya hain lekin yeh 
andhera ka bhi NAZAARA.
Usko le ke bhaag hee rahe teh, lekin 
raaste mein ho gaya gaadi KHARAB;
sardi ka mausam hain, kaash kahi koi 
dukaan mein milta woh 'Rum' SHARAAB.
Thodi dur dikha ek 
pahadi gaaon ka GHAR;
kathin hain yahan, inh logon ki zindagi, 
gaaon hain yeh, naa hain yeh koi SAHAR.
Hum dono ko khaane diya 
thupka, aur subah hote hee 
le gaya Mahakal MANDIR;
gaaonwalo ko sakshi maan kar 
Roshni ke gale mein mangalsutra 
baandh diya, yeh RANDHIR.
Haansh haansh ke 
bola woh pahadi 
gaaon ka MUKHIA; 
'sahar se tum dono bhaag ke aaya, 
humko accha laaga, ke ish gaaon 
mein aa ke tum dono ne shaadi KIYA.'
Mann hee mann, mere dil ne kaha, 
'waah re duniya, apne baane PARAYAA;
par yeh anjaan log hum 
dono ko gale se LAGAYAA.'
Ish pahadi gaon mein naa hain bijli, naa 
hain koi TV, khaali baajta hain radio, aur 
yeh log sunta hai romantic GAANA; 
ek choti bacchi ne Roshni ko ek din 
boli, 'Madam, kabhi bhi hum logon ko 
chhorh ke sahar wapas mat JAANA.'
Ussi gaaon mein 
rahe gaye hum DONO;
kyon ki khush rahena hain, 
toh hamesha apni dil ki SUNO."- Arindam Sain

BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

Written By: Arindam Sain

"BHOOTH: 'Generally, after 
seeing me, so many 
people became SENSELESS; 
but, you are laughing at 
me, after seeing me, why 
are you so FEARLESS.'

BHIKHARI: 'I have nothing 
to lose, then, why there 
will be any FEAR;
I wake up everyday by 
thinking that my death, due 
to starvation may be very NEAR.'

BHOOTH: 'My wife also walks on 
this street at midnight hours by 
wearing a saree of colour WHITE;
the area where she walks every 
night has been declared by the 
local cops as a 'dangerous SITE'.'

BHIKHARI: 'Yeah ! I know that girl 
who fled with her lover after 
her two years of MARRIAGE; 
and then committed suicide as her 
lover got married to some other girl 
who was just in her TEENAGE.
You had an extramarital affair with 
a lady politician and you started 
blackmailing her on the basis of 
the Oyo Hotel video FOOTAGE;
but, her aim was to become a 
great politician, so, she hired a 
supari killer to get rid of you to 
maintain her good public IMAGE.'

BHOOTH: 'My goodness ! 

How do you know all these 

things, you are a beggar 

or a private DETECTIVE; 

but, after death, we are close 

to each other like a happily 

married couple and she has 

become very much SUPPORTIVE.
Unless and until we see the death 
of our respective lovers, we will 
not take a birth AGAIN;
both her soul and my 
soul are having no peace 
and in so much PAIN.'

BHIKHARI: 'You both have 

also committed mistakes, 

one cannot clap with 

only one HAND;
take a rebirth after 

surrendering to Baba Bhoothnath 

and Bajrangbali, it will be better for 

both of you, try to UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

HALF THE BATTLE IS WON, WHEN AMONG THE SOLDIERS, THERE IS A STRONG PATRIOTIC SENTIMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'You have to be like 'Arjun', 
not like 'Krishna', who was 
very clever and CUNNING;
but, whatever the circumstances may be, 
you have to apply such strategies, that 
the show must always be RUNNING.'

KING: 'No one knows what is going 
to happen in the war TOMORROW; 
but, when 'Arjun' had to kill 'Karna', in 
Arjun's heart, was there no SORROW ?'

HERMIT: 'Duty for the people of 
your Kingdom is of top PRIORITY;
within the minds of your soldiers you have 
to infuse that confidence of INTEGRITY.
Half the battle is won, when 
among the soldiers, there is 
a strong patriotic SENTIMENT;
tell your chief warriors to stick to the 
basic rules of warfare to win the war, 
there is no need to EXPERIMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATE FUTURE LEADERS AND ON 'R&D' AND 'AI', MAKE PROPER INVESTMENT !!!

"It is not always that you will 
get a biscuit with some CREAM;
it is not always that you will get 
a readymade champion TEAM.
Sometimes, silent observation
is very much ESSENTIAL;
to find out which player of your 
team is having what POTENTIAL.
What motivates a 
person may VARY;
but, the responsibility of the 
team mission they must CARRY.
Customers are confused, many 
a times, in this modern AGE;
so, they simply go for those products 
which are having a brand IMAGE.
So, the word, 'Brand' 
is not created just by 
publicity or ADVERTISEMENT;
it was due to the hard work of 
the employees and at the backend, 
the 'research and DEVELOPMENT'.
When you have created the 'Brand', 
your next challenge is to maintain IT;
to deal with the increase of the customers, 
the 'Franchisee' system became SUPERHIT.
In the initial phase, 
'outsourcing' of jobs may 
look rosy and WONDERFUL; 
but, after some years, in the outsourcing 
units, the quality degrades and corruption 
may step in, one must be very CAREFUL.
'Outsourcing' is a tool to tackle economic 

recession, so, it is a good strategy 

when your organization is in a LOSS;

otherwise, no need to outsource, recruit 

people in the direct payroll and groom them, 

so that, they become the future BOSS.
Create future leaders and on 'R&D' 
and 'AI', make proper INVESTMENT;
otherwise, the global scenario is changing 
so fast, that in future, you may LAMENT."- Arindam Sain