Sunday, August 30, 2026

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"O Dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA.

Yeh natkhat 
BAALAK;
bajaaye banshi, 
bann ke GAUPAALAK.
Chori chori 
khaaye DAHI;
joh apne sharir ke 
liye hain ekdum SAHI.

Koi boley ghanshyam, koi bole
uske badan ka rang hain NEELA;
par dil hain bilkul rangeen, tabhi
toh hoti thi badiya RAASLEELA.
Chaaye ho 
Rukmini, Mira, 
yaa ho RADHIKA;
yehi hain Nandalal, 
yehi hain Muralidhar 
yehi hain Shyam SABKA.

Iska jalwa 
hee hain 
itna ANOKHA;
ki iska pyaar paane ke 
liye, ladkiyan raheti thi 
pyaasa aur BHOOKHA.
'Bhagwan Shri 
Krishna' hain 
inka NAAM;
hamesha saccha pyar 
karte raho, agar ho bhi 
jaao duniya mein BADNAAM.

O dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA."- Arindam Sain


Friday, August 28, 2026

5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY !!!

 5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY 
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"ANANYA: 'Oh ! Sir, What is the 
'warranty period' of your MARRIAGE; 
in this fast changing 
modern AGE ?
Sorry, if I hurt 
your SENTIMENT; 
but, I have to be more practical 
as I am an insurance AGENT.'

ARINDAM: 'Ok, do you guys have 
any products like, for example, 
say 'Marriage Insurance POLICY';
in this Kalyug, majority of 
the girls are unfaithful and 
becoming an expert in HYPOCRISY.'

ANANYA: 'Yes Sir ! It is a 5-5-5;
to enjoy life and SURVIVE.
5000 rupees
premium per YEAR; 
you can buy this policy 
without any FEAR.
You will get Rs. 5 lakhs, if you 
get a divorce within 5 years 
from your marriage DATE;
the offer of Rs. 5000/-  is valid till 
the last date of this month, buy 
this policy Sir, don't be LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, August 22, 2026

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA !!!

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 🇮🇳 

"Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

The Lord of Earth, the eighth 
avatar of Bhagawan Vishnu to RISE;
Jai Jagannath, the Bhagawan 
who never closes his divine EYES.
Maakhan clay pots were 
hanged very high in any 
kitchen of GOKOOL;
Govinda used to form a human 
pyramid with his friends to fetch it, 
the kid is very smart, not a FOOL.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Welcome to Brindavan 
where souls meet with any 
romantic song and DANCE;
a melody popularly known as 
romantic and cute 'Raas-Leela' 
that binds them in a TRANCE.
The Maakhan Chor 
became the guide 
of common MEN;
to put an end of the cruelty 
of his maternal uncle Kangsha 
by killing him in his DEN.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Protecting your motherland 
is your real DHARMA;
to fight the war to protect the people 
of your motherland is your KARMA.
Hey Veer Arjun, always 
listen to the advice 
of your SAARATHI;
your conversations with him will 
be written as the 'Dharma Granth' 
of so many  MAHAARATHI.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re ala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA."- Arindam Sain

Friday, August 14, 2026

JUGANTAR THEKE AZAD HIND !!!

JUGANTAR THEKE AZAD HIND
Written by: Arindam Sain 

"'Ekbaar bidaaye de Maa, 
ghure aasi' gaan er saathe 
jukto je bir biplabi r NAAM; 
uni holen ei Bangabhoomi r 
birputra, 'Jugantar' sanghatan 
er biplobi, shahid KHUDIRAM. 
Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay r 
lekha 'Anandamath' boi teh lekha 
chilo ekti deshattobodhak GAAN; 
dheere dheere seyi mayabi mantra, 
'Bande Mataram' hoye uthlo 
jaatiyotabaad jagaran er SLOGAN. 

Bipin Chandra Pal, 'Bande Mataram' 
naam ei ekti eengrezi patrika r 
suchona korlen, 'swadhinata 
chaai, aar noy British RAJ';
Khudiram Bose er fnaashi hobaar 
por, Gandhiji r ekta katha r birodhita 
kore, Bal Gangadhar Tilak 
bolechilen, 'Aamra chaai SWARAJ'.
Aurobindo Ghosh ee chilen 
'Jugantar' er pratishthata ebong 
'Bande Mataram' patrika r 
sampadak o SAANGBAADIK; 
Jakhan Aurobindo Ghosh sannyas 
niye Pondichery chole gelen, takhan 
thik holo, je ebaar 'Bagha Jatin' ee 
'Jugantar' er dwaaitwo NIK.

Mayurbhanj er pahaari jungle e 
lukiye thaaka r por, Baleswar e uni sesh 
nishwas tyaag koren, kintu Bagha Jatin 
bolten, 'Aamra morbo, jagat JAAGBE'; 
Oi 1915 saal ei, onaar ekjon anuraagi, 
'Rashbehari Bose', Japan e paaliye gelen, 
ebong uni mon e mon e bolten, 'British 
raa Bharat e, aar katodin THAAKBE ?'
Hoye gelen saangbaadik ebong 
ekjon Japani mahila ke biye kore, 
uni o hoye gelen JAPANI; 
ei Bangaali kosha mangsho r jhol, onaar 
haath dhorei je Japan e eto bikhyaato 
hoyeche, seta aamra aar kajon JAANI.

1942 saal e, Rashbehari Bose tairi korlen 
pratham Bharatiya saamarik vaahini, Indian 
National Army (INA), ebong Subhash Chandra 
Bose ke dilen netritwo korbaar DWAAITWO; 
30 e December 1943 e, jakhan Andaman er 
'Ross Island' e pratham baar Bharat er jaatiyo 
pataaka uttolon korlen Netaji, takhan thekei 
sankat e porlo, British der ASTITWA.
'Azad Hind Fauz' thakeni 
themey, 14 ee April 1944 er 
din e, Manipur er Moirang e, 
holo jaatiyo pataaka UTTALON;
ei sukhabar chhoriye portei, 
'Indian Congress' er baarlo 
aswasti, ebong aaro beshi kore 
hote laaglo biplabi ANDOLON.  

British ra bhoy pelo, je, jehetu Subhas 
(Royal Bengal Tiger) korchen GARJAN; 
aar beshi din noy, ebaar hoyto 
korei nebe swadhinata ARJAN.
'Azad Hind Fauz' swapno 
dekhchilo, je ebaar 
sudhu 'Delhi' taa 
kabza kora BAAKI; 
swapnobhango holo, jakhan 
America taader nuclear boma r 
maadhyam e, pooropoori dhangso 
kore dilo Hiroshima aar NAGASAKI. 

Chaturdike jakhan, ei atyachaari 
British samrajya r biruddhe Bharatiya 
janagan korte shuru korlo PRATIBAAD;
takhan British ra upolobdhi korlo, je 
ebaar Bharat taader ke charhtei hobe, 
noile taader hoye jaabe sab BARBAAD. 
Nongra rajneeti takhan o chilo, 
taai hoye galo desh BHAAG; 
onek kaaran chilo, taai Gandhiji r opor 
chilo swadeshi biplabi der onek RAAG.

15 ee August 1947 e, Bharat holo 
swaadhin, ebong 24 e January 
1950 e, 'Bande Mataram' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo GAAN; 
emon ki oi din ei, Rabindranath Tagore 
er lekha 'Jana Gana Mana' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo sangeet, je gaan sabai 
ekotrito hoy gaaile, juriye jaaye PRAAN.

Pingali Venkayya r naksha 
kora pataaka ee pelo jaatiyo 
pataaka r SWEEKRITI;
proti bachor 15 ee August er 
din, Swadhinata Diwas paalito 
hoy, mene jaabotiyo REETI.

Ei Bharatbarsha ee ekmaatro desh, 
jano prithibi r moddhe, aaro ekta prithibi, 
jekhane sabaar moddhe royeche 
ekataa, jato ee thakuk naa BAICHITRA; 
ek din Netaji Subhash er swapna puran 
korbo aamra, sedin Afghanistan theke 
Myanmar obdi hobe 'Akhanda 
Bharat' er MAANCHITRA."- Arindam Sain

Monday, August 10, 2026

BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT !!!

BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT
Written by: Arindam Sain

"Bishbrikkho ropon kore 
korlo Bharat er BIBHAAJAN;
1947 saal e, British sarkar 
chaarhlo Bharat er opor SHAASHAN.
Jakhan Pakistan e, lakh lakh Hindu 
aar Sikh e der ganohatya korlo 
oi Musalmaan JAATI;
takhan kintu seyi swadhinata r kono 
ananda roilo na, ekta dukkher 
paristhithi tairi holo RAATARAATI.

Tarpor swaadhin Bharat er 
pratham Pradhan Mantri 
chilen onektaai BHEETU;
bhaggyish Deputy Prime Minister ekjon 
'Louho Purush' chilen, praaye 555 taa  
Raja der rajya ke jurtey hobe JEHETU.
'Eamon de Valera' Bharat e 
aastei, pratham Pradhan 
Mantri r baarlo ektu ASWASTHI; 
jaai hok, Netaji toh nijer goyenda bibhaag 
niyei khushi, Pradhan Mantri hote chaan 
na, eta ee dilo Nehru ke ektu SWASTHI.

Netaji ke desh e feraano 
r byapar e, Mr. Menon 
khello daaba r CHAAL;
Netaji r nirdesh e INA bistaar korlo 
Omsk theke Yunnan obdi taader 
Intelligence er MAYAJAAL.
Swaadhin Bharat er sarba pratham 
shaktishaali Pradhan Mantri 
chilen 'Lal BAHADUR';
teeni ee bolechilen 'Jai Jawan, Jai Kishan', 
yuddha laagle, Islamabad kabza koraa 
ee jaaye, Delhi theke noy beshi DUR.

1953 r punarabritti 
ghotlo 1966 e toh, ekei 
bole nongra bishaakto RAJNEETI;
Indira mon e mon e bhaablo, 
'aar kono pratidwandi nei, 
ebaar toh nirbachan e JEETI.'
Russia theke firte chaaye,  saadhu hoy 
thaakte chaaye, e toh bhalo katha hey, 
kintu khabor taa chepe jaao 'NIKHIL';
odike chupchaap besh 
pass hoye galo 'Gold 
Control Act' BILL.

Swadhin Bharat ke o kabja korte 
cheyechilo oi 'Pakistan' naamok 
ekta jaghannyo VIRUS; 
Kintu 1971 saal e, Bharatiya Sainik 
raa sudhu yuddhe ee jeetlo ee 
na, likhlo notun ITIHAAS. 
Swaadhin Bharat ke Bikosito 
Bharat korbaar jonnyo 
shuru hoyeche SANGRAAM;
ebong samasta Bharatiya raa 
ei sangraam e hoychen 
saamil, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain