TOMRA ETO CHINTA KORCHO THANDA E KAAPCHO BOLEY; AAR AMADER EKHANE BARAF JACCHEY GOLEY !!!

"Tomra eto chinta korcho 
thanda e kaapcho BOLEY; 
aar amader ekhane 
baraf jacchey GOLEY. 
Ami Antarctica r 
aadi BAASINDA; 
eikhaaney baaro maash ee 
thaake besh THANDA. 
Kintu ki je hotath 
holo kaaley KAALEY; 
baraf goley amader onekkhaani elaaka 
ekhan parinato hoyechey KHAALEY. 
Etto baro baro baigganik gobeshona 
karo tomra, othocho korte 
paarona dushan NIYANTRAN; 
tomader jonnyo je dekhchi Antarctica r 
baraf sab jaabe goley, aar amader 
hoye jaabe MARAN. 
Hollywood er 'Happy Feet' Cinema 
dekhey hoccho tomraa ki KHUSHI; 
ebar dushan niyantran korey amader 
mukh e o fotaayo ektu HAASI; 
amraa o tomader ke 
khub ee BHALOBASHI; 
aamra je tomader ador er 'Penguin', 
Antarctica r aadi NIBASHI."- Arindam Sain

FINANCE MINISTRY HAS RIGHTLY SAID THAT THERE IS STILL A FEAR PSYCHOSIS; AMONG PSU BANKERS REGARDING LOANS DISBURSEMENT AND ITS ANALYSIS !!!

"Finance Ministry of India has rightly said 
that there is still a fear PSYCHOSIS; 
among the PSU Bankers regarding loans 
disbursement and its ANALYSIS. 
Too much NPA in PSU Banks 
has ultimately resulted in 
Bank Staffs' HARASSMENT; 
that's why, for giving 
more loans, it created 
a negative SENTIMENT. 
To err is human and 
'Banking' is indeed 
a vast SUBJECT; 
even an efficient Banker cannot say 
with confidence that a big customer 
will always remain PERFECT. 
A big customer can 
default anytime, you 
never know WHEN; 
that's why, recovery of mortgaged 
properties speedily and efficiently 
will be the only GAIN. 
In every branch of PSU Banks, 
2 officers to look after 
'Operations and Marketing' only, 
and 2 officers to look after 
'Credit and Recovery' DEPARTMENT; 
then only, the PSU Banks will increase its 
net profitability in the coming years and 
to make Indian economy a 5 trillion 
dollar economy, it will be a good 
effective MANAGEMENT."- Arindam Sain

MADHYAMIK E JAARA BHALO PHAL KOREY; TAARA UCCHA MADHYAMIK E KANO JAAYE HEREY !!!

"Madhyamik e jaara 
bhalo phal KOREY; 
taara Uccha Madhyamik e 
kano jaaye HEREY. 
Asoley Madhyamik aar 
Uccha Madhyamik er syllabus e 
royechey onek TOFAAT; 
taai Uccha Madhyamik e 
giye, onekeyi 
hoye jaaye KUPOKAAT. 
Emni teyi Madhyamik er syllabus 
noy tato UNNATO; 
CBSE aar ICSE r chatro chatri raa 
choto class ei shikhey jaaye KATO. 
Sarbabharatiya parikkha e 
ICSE baa CBSE teh poraa 
chatro chatri ra jaye kore PASS; 
aar Madhyamik baa Uccha Madhyamik er 
chatro chatri raa prashnopatro dekheyi boley 
othey, 'ki kathin prashno sab, AARIBBASH.' 
Emni teyi Joint Entrance er 
neyi ekhan aar 
seyi aager mato MAAN; 
tobu ekhano 'Narendrapur' er chaatro raa 
sarbabharatiya parikkha e raakhe ei 
Bangabhoomi r shikkha r SAMMAN. 
Ekhonkaar baba maa raa o 
chaaye je, taader cheley meye ra 
Delhi Board ei PORUK; 
Madhyamik baa Uccha Madhyamik board ke 
baachate holey, eigulo r syllabus gulo ke 
aaro adhunik kore TULUK."- Arindam Sain

2019 HAS BEEN A 'GOOD QUALITY FILMY YEAR' FOR BOTH BOLLYWOOD AND TOLLYWOOD !!!

"The Bollywood's year of 2019 started 
well with 'URI-THE SURGICAL STRIKE'; 
the 'BATLA HOUSE' is also a good movie, 
even if, some may DISLIKE. 
Many people liked the 
film, 'KABIR SINGH'; 
in 'KESARI', the Khiladi again 
proved that the Singh is KING. 
'The TASHKENT FILES' 
revealed a MYSTERY; 
the 'MANIKARNIKA' showed us a 
brave patriotic HISTORY. 
What you see, is not always true 
as per the 'SECTION 375';  
who became a 'DREAMGIRL' to earn 
money and SURVIVE. 
'SUPER 30' taught you 
practical INTELLIGENCE; 
the social message of 'BALA' is 
really good in a true SENSE. 
The 'HOUSEFULL 4' 
looked HILARIOUS; 
though, WAR' 
emerged VICTORIOUS. 
'MISSION MANGAL' showed 
how the spacecraft of 
ISRO reached MARS; 
the Tollywood's 'GUMNAMI' 
showed the Indian history's real 
secrets and SCARS."- Arindam Sain

KUCH CHEEZEIN SAMJHA LIYA KARO; PYAR SE BULAANA MUJHE 'PARO' !!!

"Kitni madhur laagti hain 
yeh chandni RAATEIN; 
jab mere kandhein pe apni sarh rakh ke 
karti ho tum meethi meethi BAATEIN. 
Ek mahine pehle teh hum dono ish 
saher mein do AJNABI; 
aaj dekho, dono ke hee wallet mein 
hain dono ki ek ek passport size CHABI. 
Woh bheerh bus mein tum 
baithi thi 'Gents' ke seat mein, 
mujhe aaya tha GUSSA; 
itna jhagra kiya tumse ki, tum chali gayi 
woh 'Ladies' seat mein, yeh kahe ke, 'Yeh 
aadmi hain sahi mein pagal JAISA.' 
Phir ekdin raat ho gayi thi, Saltlake 
Sector-V ke bus stand mein naa 
mil rahi thi koi bhi BUS; 
tumne poocha mujhse, 'Ola ya 
Uber book karoon kya, 50% fare 
share kar lena BAASH.' 
Main bhi hairaan tha ki, ush din hum 
itna jhagra kiya tumse, kahey 
diya tha bahut KUCH; 
phir bhi tum humse itni pyaar se 
baat kiya, sahi mein ussi samay dil 
mein kuch ho raha tha SACHMUCH. 
Tumhe 'Ola' pasand nahi, 
humko 'Uber' pasand nahi, 
toh tumne bulaa liya 'OLA'; 
tumko utar na tha 
New Alipore aur 
humko jaana tha BEHALA. 
Sector-V se le kar Ruby Hospital 
tak, hum toh tumse ek bhi 
baat nahi BOLA; 
Ruby Hospital cross karte hee, 
tumne apni bag se ek 
'Dairy Milk' chocolate NIKAALA. 
Chocolate deke humko 
tumne kaha, 'Itna gussa sahed 
ke liye accha nahi HOTA; 
hamare paas joh paisa hain, hum 
akele hee ish Ola Cab ko book kar leti, 
tab tum ghar kaise JAATA.' 
Phir humko aaya gussa aur maine bola, 
'Kuch ehsaan kar liye ho kya, abhi hum 
utar jaate hain Ballygunge mein THAIRO.' 
Jhat se haath pakar liye tum mera aur 
kaha, 'Itne bhi bacchein ho nahi, 
kuch cheezein samjha liya KARO; 
pyar jo ho gaya hain tumse, naam hain 
meri Paromita, pyar se tum 
bulaana mujhe, 'PARO'."- Arindam Sain

MOBILE NUMBER REGISTRATION IS A NECESSITY; TO GET AN EXTRA LAYER OF SECURITY !!!

"Registration of your Mobile Number 
with your Bank account is a NECESSITY; 
as it will help you to get an 
extra layer of SECURITY. 
Many a times, even some educated 
customers fall in the trap of fake calls 
to provide all details of 
ATM Card to the FRAUDSTERS; 
even by knowing the CVV and the ATM 
Card details, online transactions can be 
done which has generated among the 
bank customers, more FEARS. 
In any type of ATM transactions, be it in 
ATM, POS machines or in online purchase, 
make 'One Time Password' (OTP) 
mandatory across the NATION; 
make the accounts dormant 
with no AADHAAR link, 
no Form 60/61 or PAN, no 
mobile REGISTRATION."- Arindam Sain

LET US HAVE A 'CONTINENTAL CUP' IN CRICKET WITH PINK BALL; THE BATTLE OF 'ASIA' VS 'NON-ASIA' WILL BE LIKED BY ALL !!!

"Let us have a 'Continental Cup' 
in Cricket with Pink BALL; 
the battle of 'ASIA' Vs 'NON-ASIA' 
will be liked by ALL. 
The matches will be 
of 50 OVERS; 
the tournement to be played 
after every 2 YEARS. 
India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, 
Bangladesh and Afghanistan 
will be in the 'ASIA' GROUP; 
Australia, West Indies, South Africa, 
England and New Zealand 
will be in the 'NON-ASIA' GROUP. 
Lottery will be done 
from both the groups to 
find out which team clashes 
with which team in 'KNOCK OUT FIVE'. 
Say, if in 1st lottery from 'ASIA' group, it is 
India, and from 1st lottery from 'NON ASIA' 
group, it is West Indies, then both will 
clash with each other to SURVIVE. 
Out of the 5 winning teams from the 
'Knock out Five' stage, rankings of 
these 5 teams will be done based on 
their net RUN-RATE; 
the top 3 teams 
as per the rankings 
will be selected for the 
Semi-Final round STRAIGHT. 
The 4th and the 
5th ranked teams 
will play with each other to 
qualify as the 4th SEMI-FINALIST; 
In the semi-final, the 1st Ranked Team 
will play with the 4th Ranked Team 
and the 2nd with the 3rd 
as per the LIST."- Arindam Sain

BE IT NEW DELHI OR OLD DILLI; IN 2019, THE WEATHER IS SO COLD AND CHILLY !!!

"Be it New Delhi 
or Old DILLI; 
in 2019, the weather is 
cold and CHILLY. 
In Summer times, it was so hot, that 
you had to drink cold drinks and 
sing, 'Just chill, CHILL'; 
now in winter times, it is so cold that 
sitting in front of a lit up fire, you are 
trembling a little STILL. 
Why after so many years, 
the people of Delhi are 
witnessing such 
extreme WEATHER; 
the blame is on the citizens of Delhi 
only, because they never even bothered 
about controlling the pollution levels 
to keep Delhi HEALTHIER. 
In every winter season, we are 
seeing a battle of 
Northern Winds Vs 
Western Winds NOWADAYS; 
so, the temperature will keep on going up 
and down as if it is in a rollercoaster ride, 
but, still, keep yourself warm and 
healthy in those DAYS."- Arindam Sain

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO GO TO 'DISNEYLAND'; THEN COME TO MUMBAI TO VISIT 'JioWONDERLAND' !!!

"The famous character 
created by 'Walt Disney' is 
still the 'Mickey MOUSE'; 
though, it looks quite different 
from Lord Ganesha's 'Mushak' 
which we see in our HOUSE. 
'Donald Duck' is another 
famous character which 
everyone liked so MUCH; 
the 'Lion King' created so much 
popularity that there is no other 
success stories as SUCH. 
In India, our grandfathers as well 
as grandmothers used to tell 
fairy tales in our CHILDHOOD; 
we used to coin it as 'Thakuma r Jhuli' 
and 'Panchatantra' respectively and 
those stories were really. so GOOD. 
'Walt Disney' succeeded 
in marketing 
his CREATIVITY; 
in each and every child's mind and he 
wanted to make this fairyland of 
fantasy minds into a REALITY. 
For the children worldwide, to 
experience the fantasy world, 
'Walt Disney' created 'DISNEYLAND'; 
those who cannot afford to go there, can 
come to Mumbai to enjoy Mukesh 
Ambani's 'JioWONDERLAND'."- Arindam Sain

WITH TIME, ROYAL PRACTICES AND THE SPECIALIZED JOBS ALWAYS REMAIN THE SAME, THOUGH, THE JOB PROFILE NAME CHANGES !!!

"Every King had his own 
Royal Cook and Royal TAILOR; 
even some Kings used to have different 
hairstyles from his Royal BARBER. 
The Kings are no more, 
but, any such royal 
practice still EXISTS; 
in the society of rich 
businessmen, film artists 
and other CELEBRITIES. 
Those Royal Cooks 
are now known as 
Masterchefs and they also 
work as Chef Consultants 
for 5-Star HOTELS; 
the Royal Tailors are now knows as 
Fashion Designers and during any 
festive season, their branded products in 
any garments shop increase the SALES. 
The Royal Barbers are now known as 
Hair Stylists and they are 
required during the film 
or ad shooting DAYS; 
with time, royal practices and the 
specialized jobs always remain 
the same, though, only the 
job profile name CHANGES."- Arindam Sain

OI COMICS BOI ER PAATA E GHOTEY JETO KATO EE NA GHATONA !!!

"Boarding school er 
majaa ee chilo ALAADA; 
proti saptaahe Superindendent Sir er 
kaache thyangaani kheto 'KELTUDA'. 
Oi Comics boi er 
paata e ghotey jeto 
kato ee naa GHATONA; 
school e jakhan lamba chuti porto, 
bhalo ee laagto porte, 
'Nonte Fonte r KANDOKARKHAANA.' 
'Hada Bhoda' o 
kichu kom JETONA; 
aar 'Baatul the Great' toh 'One Man 
Army' chilo, seta sakal er ee JAANA. 
Computer takhan 
amraa shikini BOTEY; 
tobe 'Chacha Choudury' r naaki prakhar 
buddhi chilo, jodi o chilo BETEY. 
Taar saathey oi lamba lok ta 
sabai ke kore dito KAABU; 
se kon ekta onyo graho theke 
esechilo bodhoy, naam taar 'SAABU.' 
Comics er boi teh khub ekta janopriyo 
chilo na 'HE-MAN' ebong 'SUPERMAN'; 
kintu sabaar ee daarun laagto 
porte 'SPIDERMAN' aar 'BATMAN'. 
Oneker ee kintu 
bhalo laagto 'BAHADUR' 
aar 'BELA' GALPO; 
'Aranyadev' aar 'Mandrake' eto taai 
janopriyo, je ekhano khabor er 
kagaz e prokashito hoy alpo ALPO. 
Rahashya r galpo maaneyi ek 
number e thaakto 'BYOMKESH'; 
jodi o 'Feluda' baa 'Kiriti' baa 
'Kakababu' o laagto BESH. 
Calculus er anko 
korte bosleyi, 'Tintin' comics boi er 
katha mon e PORTO; 
aar 'Sherlock Holmes' er 
beshi r bhaag galpo ee takhan 
matha r opor diye JETO."- Arindam Sain

HOYECHE DAARUN DURNITI, TAAI KI ODIK THEKE NAJAR GHORAATE, EI 'ANTI-CAA' R RAJNEETI !!!

"Bolle Babool: 'Maanlaam 
Rose Valley aar Sarada e 
hoyechey daarun DURNITI; 
Rajiv Kumar er kichu ee holo na, 
taai ki odik theke najar ghoraate, 
ei Anti-CAA r RAJNEETI; 
emni teyi eder ke ekta o vote debena, 
saddyo Bharatiya nagarikattwa 
paaoa kono SHARANARTHI. 
Magaj dholai aar mitthey prachaar 
kore jato ta Muslim Vote dhorey 
raakha jaaye aar KI; 
tobey, 2021 e kintu 
Bangabhoomi teh daarun 
ekta larai hobe BOIKI.'

Babloo bolle, 'Hindu ra je kato ta 
atyachaarito hoyechey Pakistan, 
Afghanistan o Bangladesh e, 
taa kintu jaane saara BISWA; 
othocho kichu bangaali seyi 
purbabanga r Hindu der dukkho 
durdasha r katha bhujhlona, eta 
satti ee lajja r ebong ABISWASYO. 
Jato ee koruk oirakom 
circus, notun prajanmo r 
muslim der vote ora PAABENA; 
kaaron aatankbaad er 
biruddhe o katha 
boley Sekh HASINA; 
kintu Bardhaman o Birbhum e jakhan baari r 
chaad urey jaaye bomaa bisforon e, takhan 
era keyu kicchu JANENA !'"- Arindam Sain

MANGALORE E JE 5 LAKH TAAKA GALO, SETA ELO KOTHA THEKEY !!!

"Mangalore e je 5 lakh taaka galo, 
seta elo kotha THEKEY; 
othocho Bangabhoomi r sarkari karmider DA 
deowa jacchena, era boka banacche KAAKEY. 
Ekhan toh dekhchi 
maa er cheye maasi r darad BESHI; 
kato taaka paaye suni, jakhan maara jaaye 
kono BANGABHOOMIBAASI; 
Surjyo uthley ekmaatro kaak e raai 
kore 'Kaa Kaa', tobey taader dekhley 
amader oto taa paayena HAASI. 
Ekhan o kintu puron hoyni 
Panchayat nirbachan er 
paap er PRAYASCHITTO; 
tobu bhalo je khub tararari ee 
bujhte pereche je ghor sankat e 
ei dal er ASTITTWA; 
je jaai boluk, Bidhan, 
Siddhartha, Jyoti 
ebong Buddhadev Babuder 
kintu chilo daarun BYAKTITTWA; 
emni emni Satyajit Ray 'Oscar' paayeni, 
teeni dekhiye diye gachen je Bangabhoomi 
teh asoley choley 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er 
mato ee ekta RAJOTTWO."- Arindam Sain

BJP IS MORE PATRIOTIC; WHEREAS SOME ACTIVITIES OF INC ARE REALLY SO IDIOTIC !!!

"SABINA: 'Come on Tamina, workers of 
INC and other parties are 
giving us money to 
go for the AGITATION; 
we are getting money from these parties, 
this is the time do more income, though, 
I also know that 'CAA' is not going to 
affect any citizen of India NATION.'

TAMINA: 'Shame on you, 
Sabina, is earning money 
everything for you, 
not your conscience, not a true 
patriotic Indian's IDENTITY; 
every now and then, your drunkard husband 
utters the word, 'Talaq' for three times, but, 
still, you are his wife, because this Modi 
Government has given all the married 
Muslim women, a new social SECURITY. 
We have lots of other issues in this 
country, but, you people are 
wasting time on 'CAA' which is 
not an issue at ALL; 
BJP has solved Babri Masjid issue, did 
surgical strikes on Pakistan and even 
thinking about development 
of Indian Muslims OVERALL. 
BJP is 
more PATRIOTIC; 
whereas some activities of INC 
are really so IDIOTIC.'"- Arindam Sain

IF PAKISTAN IS AGAIN SHOWING BARBARIANISM IN THE 'LINE OF CONTROL'; THEN THE INDIAN ARMY TO BE GIVEN THE FULL FREEDOM NOW TO PLAY AN AGGRESSIVE ROLE !!!

"If Pakistan is again showing 
barbarianism in the 'Line of CONTROL'; 
then the Indian Army to be given the full 
freedom now to play an aggressive ROLE. 
If after several surgical strikes, the 
Pakistani terrorists and the soldiers 
have not learned any LESSON; 
then, don't worry, our Indian Army is 
there to teach the next chapters 
as the brutal war is ON. 
At present, Pakistan is targeting to 
create terrorist base camps in the 
Pakistan acquired Kashmir REGION; 
time is ideal for the Indian Army 
to take control of PoK with a 
good patriotic REASON. 
If Pakistan wants a war, let there 
be a war, our Indian Army is ready 
to conquer Islamabad anytime 
to have a sweet VICTORY; 
then the Pakistani region will be 
controlled jointly by UN, USA, Russia, 
China and India each having a share 
of their own TERRITORY."- Arindam Sain
    

BISHAAL BARO BIRBHUM ER MAATH, AKASH KHOLAMELA; THANDA R SAMAY, BESH BHALO EE LAAGE SHANTINIKETAN ER POUSHMELA !!!

"Bishaal baro Birbhum er maath, 
akash KHOLAMELA; 
thanda r samay, besh bhalo ee laage 
Shantiniketan er POUSHMELA. 
Eto baro maath e, nehaat 
dokaanpat noy toh ALPO; 
apnaake satti ee mugdho kore debey 
Birbhum er bikkhyato HASTHOSHILPO. 
Mela e dupur bela thekey 
sandhya obdi hoy 
bisesh sanskritik ANUSTHAN; 
baaul gaan, lokgeeti ebong adivaasi nrittya 
dekhle, aar rabindra kavita r abbritti sunley, 
satti ee apnaar juriye jaabe PRAAN. 
Ei mela r chaturdikeyi paaben 
'Mathura Cake' aar 'Papri CHAT'; 
ei mela e kintu paaowa jaaye daarun 
dekhtey, beter tairi chair, dolna o KHAAT. 
Jaah bheerh hoy, etto baro maath e o, 
kheteyi paaren ektu adhtu guto baa THYALA; 
tobe beshi bheerh seikhaaneyi paaben, 
jekhane achey katogulo 'NAGARDOLA'. 
Tobe ei mela r 
bisesh ekti nagardola 
holo 'PENDULUM'; 
jaate chorhle, apnaar matha o shorir ekdum 
jaabe ultey, korben 'shirsashan', aar chechiye 
bolben, 'orrey aar noy, ebaar THAAM.' 
Sabmiliye ei mela kintu khub ee 
poriskaar, porichanno, 
surakkhito o CHIMCHAAM; 
ebong seyi purono oitihyo dhore 
rekhechey boleyi, ei mela r ekhano 
achey biswabyapi SUNAAM."- Arindam Sain

AAMI 'iBOT', EMON EKTI CHOTTO ROBOT, JE SAB KAAJ KORE FALEY JHOTPOT !!!

"Ei je Sir ! apni ebaar ektu 
nicher dikey TAAKAAN; 
ami ee dorjaa e thak thak korchilam, 
jaate aapni dorjaa khuley DAARAAN. 
Noyi ami apnaar mato 
kono maanush er mato lamba, 
ami besh bhalo ee chotokhato o BETEY; 
taai toh apni 'Customer Care' er bell 
bajaale, kichu ta samay aamaar 
beshi laage paaye HETEY. 
Ami toh maanush er 
theke khub ee SASTA; 
khetey o ditey hoyna dubela kono 
maachbhaath, ruti, noodles baa PASTA. 
Ekbaar sudhu ektu khorcha kore 
amaake kinleyi HOLO; 
poriseva r dik diye, ami jekono 
maanush er theke dherh BHALO. 
Apni amaar shorir er saathe legey 
thaaka ID Caller e call korey 
sudhu bolben, 'HELLO'; 
aar ami takhan bolbo, 'Ami tomar sahajyo 
kortey hoyechi haazir, ki sahajyo chai 
tomar, sudhu boley FALO.' 
Ami hocchi ei 5-Star Hotel er Customer 
Care Executive, aami 'iBOT'; 
emon ekti chotto robot, je sab kaaj 
kore faley JHOTPOT."- Arindam Sain

DIL TUMNE CHURA LIYA, ISILIYE TOH AATE HAIN TUMHARE PAAS !!!

"Dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aate hain tumhare PAAS; 
kuch pyar bhari baatein karte hain toh 
tum kahete ho, 'Naa karo itna BAKWAAS'. 
Maana ki hum nahi hain 
itne bhi SHAREEF; 
par pyar jisko kiye hain, uski kaise 
na karein koi TAREEF. 
Sardi ke mausam mein kisi Park mein 
baithi ho tum, o meri 'TUHINA'; 
tumhari godh mein thoda sarh rakh ke 
sotey hain toh kahete ho mujhe, 'KAMINA'. 
Pyar mein kaun kambakht itna shareef hota 
hain, sabhi hotey hain thoda sa BADMAASH; 
dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aatey hain tumhare PAAS."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE 'GHOTI', WE ARE SUPPORTERS OF 'MOHUN BAGAN', WE FEEL PROUD TO BE A 'MIDNAPURI' !!!

"Anytime, anywhere, 
we love to eat 'MURI'; 
we also love to eat 'Cholar Dal' 
and 'Hinger KACHURI'; 
we are 'Ghoti', supporters of 'Mohun Bagan', 
we feel proud to be a 'MIDNAPURI'. 
'Medinipore' is the birthplace of 
'Iswarchandra Vidyasagar', who wrote 
the first book on Bengali ALPHABETS; 
still today, the students of 'Midnapore' 
become more successful in any All India 
level competitive exams or TESTS. 
'Medinipore' has always 
been the hub 
of new REVOLUTION; 
and is known worldwide for the brave 
revolutionaries in the freedom struggle 
movement of India NATION; 
even nationwide, 
everyone knows about 
the 'Nandigram AGITATION'. 
Whenever there had been a 
political change in Bangabhoomi, 
it always started first 
from 'Medinipore' ONLY; 
'Midnapuri' people loves good football, 
even good foods like 'Chingri Malai Curry', 
'Morla maach er tok' and 'Crabs Curry' 
must go down their BELLY."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS BE PROUD TO BE A HINDU, BE PROUD TO FOLLOW 'HINDUISM' !!!

"Always be proud 
to be a Hindu, be proud 
to follow 'HINDUISM'; 
read the quotations of Swami Vivekananda, 
not the western nations' funded newspaper 
articles based on rumors and HYPOCRISM. 
In the name of fake protests against CAA, 
CAB, NRC and NPR, if they want to 
declare a war against HINDUISM; 
then let there be war, then let us 
declare India as a Hindu state 
if they don't like SECULARISM. 
In Pakistan, Afghanistan 
and Bangladesh, so many 
Hindus, Sikhs, Budhhists 
and Christians got killed, 
even the statues 
of 'Lord Buddha' 
got DESTROYED; 
if even after these incidents, if Pakistan, 
Afghanistan and Bangladesh is a good 
nation as per those 'Tukde Tukde Gang', 
then India will also become as good as 
them and to those separatists and 
anti-nationals, India will no more 
supply any butter and BREAD. 
If a Royal Bengal Tiger 
stops hunting, 
then humans will 
create multiplexes, flats and 
shopping malls in Sunderbans, 
that's why, that tiger must keep on 
hunting even if he is not HUNGRY; 
by seeing such violent protests for quite 
a few days, in the name of CAA which has 
nothing to do with Indian citizens, patriotic 
Indians are now planning to fight back and 
teach those 'Tukde Tukde Gang' a lesson 
as the patriotic Indians are now 
very much ANGRY."- Arindam Sain

'HINDUISM' IS A WAY OF LIFE, WHICH BELIEVES IN THE PRINCIPLES OF 'LIVE AND LET LIVE' !!!

"'Hinduism' is a way of life, 
which believes in the principles 
of 'Live and let LIVE'; 
even Hinduism teaches us 
the basics of humanity, conscience 
and how to FORGIVE. 
In the name of 
so called fake SECULARISM; 
the partition of India done by Gandhi, Nehru 
and Jinnah is an act of COMMUNALISM. 
Hinduism worldwide 
always supports HUMANITY; 
all humans are same devoid of caste, creed 
and religion, then why such a CRUELTY ! 
Centuries after centuries, 
India has been a mini World itself 
with so much DIVERSITIES; 
Indian culture is known worldwide for 
its unity, brotherhood spirits and 
humanitarian QUALITIES. 
Had there been no 'SHAKUNI', 
there had been no battle of 
'Mahabharata' between the 
'Pandava' and 'Kaurava' BROTHERS; 
had there been no 'Manthara', 
there had been no 
'Vanavas' for Bhagwan Ram 
for 14 YEARS; 
had there been no 'Mir Zafar', there had 
been no British Rule in India to divide 
Hindus and Muslims to fight with each 
other with swords and SPEARS. 
Why Jinnah wanted a 
separate Muslim state, 
because he loved 
Muslims a lot, oh REALLY ! 
then why he kicked out all the Indian 
Muslims from the newly formed 
Pakistan, because he wanted 
that 'Wazir-e-Alam' post ONLY. 
Religion is created 
by human BEINGS; 
to teach you about humanity, brotherhood 
and to learn all the good THINGS. 
Each and every nation in this world is 
having its own national RELIGION; 
in this planet Earth, India is the only 
peaceful secular REGION."- Arindam Sain

HINDU MARRIAGE ACT MUST BE AMENDED; AS OFTEN, A GROOM FEELS OFFENDED !!!

"Hindu Marriage Act 
must be AMENDED; 
as often, a groom 
feels OFFENDED. 
Always avoid marrying 
any non-working woman 
and even if you do so, 
be vigilant and CAREFUL; 
as she will keep on getting money 
from her husband even after 
separation to enjoy her extramarital 
affairs by making you a FOOL. 
Avoid marrying a daughter 
of any cop as 
much as POSSIBLE; 
because the cop and his wife 
may poke their big nose in your family 
affairs to make your life HORRIBLE. 
If a married woman 
feels unhappy after 
becoming PREGNANT; 
then, surely, that lady has some 
other illegal affair and has 
planned a future ARRANGEMENT. 
A married lady who has multiple 
love affairs generally tends to 
come out of her husband's HOUSE; 
and then to get some money for her future 
marriage, files a fake criminal charges 
based divorce case on her SPOUSE. 
The case continues 
and the lawyers 
become richer with 
dates after DATES; 
the girl gets the money, gets satisfied by 
her lover, whereas the married young 
gentleman becomes an old man 
as the court DELAYS. 
The girl is the gainer in this scenario, 
as she got the money 
by a false divorce case, and this is 
becoming a new type of BUSINESS; 
end up any divorce case, if the separation 
of husband and wife is more than 
12 months, unnecessary delaying the 
divorce case is totally BASELESS; 
if this trend continues, then, getting 
married to any non-working 
Hindu woman is quite risky 
as well as USELESS."- Arindam Sain

'NPR' IS JUST THE OTHER NAME OF 'CENSUS' !!!

"'CAA' and 'CAB' got passed in both 
the Houses of Parliament with 
voting system and its CONSENSUS; 
some fools don't even understand 
that 'National Population Register' (NPR) 
is just the other name of 'CENSUS'. 
Maybe in states like Maharashtra 
and Jharkhand, BJP has failed 
to create its GOVERNMENT; 
but, in terms of vote percentage, 
BJP still has a very strong presence 
in those states at PRESENT. 
As BJP gives the word, 'Patriotism', 
the top PRIORITY; that's why, BJP 
still has a nationwide POPULARITY. 
INC used to hang each and every policy 
on a wire to use it as a vote-bank 
for years after YEARS; 
whereas, BJP has the guts to implement 
those policies rapidly for national 
interests with no FEARS. 
Victory in any election 
may not be achieved 
due to several FACTORS; 
but, to get votes with fake promises, 
at least, unlike INC leaders; BJP leaders 
don't become real life ACTORS. 
Arundhati's statement 
about NPR has revealed 
the INC's real GAMEPLAN; 
that's why, the foreign agencies 
are funding on them 
as much as they CAN. 
Economy is down 
worldwide, and it is indeed 
a recession AGAIN; 
Indian economy is a part of 
global economy, which also has 
to bear the PAIN. 
Instead of finding out ways to 
boost the economy, some parties 
are supporting HOOLIGANISM; 
destroying government properties 
in the name of CAB and NRC 
protests is just ANTISOCIALISM; 
no matter, how much nuisances these 
parties create, the voters always love and 
support the word, 'PATRIOTISM.'"- Arindam Sain

THE MORE THEY LOSE, THE MORE THEY LEARN; THE MORE THEY FIGHT BACK, THE MORE THEY EARN !!!

"In many tournaments, 
we have seen that a team 
which played so well 
failed to lift the CUP; 
but, still, the performance, 
confidence and the sportsman 
spirit of that team always 
gets a thumbs UP. 
Keep on giving 
full efforts to perform 
better and BETTER; 
don't regard your profession 
as the only way to 
earn bread and BUTTER. 
When you die, 
you will have nothing 
in your POSSESSION; 
all that you have earned will be 
enjoyed by your legal heirs as per 
the 'Certificate of SUCCESSION'; 
therefore, enjoy and satisfy 
your life fully, by capitalizing 
on your beloved PASSION. 
Good performance and 
sincere dedication are the 
pillars to get the 1st PRIZE; 
but, sometimes, you may 
get the 2nd Prize also, 
what a SURPRISE ! 
Always analyze why 
your team ended up 
as a Runners UP; 
what type of icing as well as 
cherry is required on the cake 
to lift the Champion's CUP. 
Don't run after 
the numbers, 
run after 
long term GOALS; 
then only, in future, your next 
generation people will do a case study 
on your administrative responsibilities 
and financial ROLES. 
If there will be no competitors, 
then to whom will you prove 
your survival CAPABILITIES; 
in odd and challenging times, 
you can yourself find out your 
hidden talents and ABILITIES. 
The more they lose, 
the more they LEARN; 
the more they fight back, 
the more they EARN."- Arindam Sain

O HO HO HO HO, AAYA HAIN SANTA; BOLO BOLO, BACCHON, KYA TUM MAANGTA !!!

"O ho ho ho ho, 
aaya hain SANTA; 
bolo bolo bacchon, 
kya tum MAANGTA. 
Antaryami hain VISWAVIDHAATA; 
woh hain JAANTA; 
kya tum MAANGTA; 
woh humko sabkuch hain BOLTA; 
isiliye toh hum har saal AATA; 
chaubbis december ki raat ko 
tum jab shota RAHETA; 
hum chupchap tumhari tohfa 
tumhare paas RAKHTA; 
subah neend se uthke 
tum bahut khush HOTA. 
Sirf woh khushi dekhne ke liye, 
har saal aata hain yeh SANTA; 
bolo bolo bacchon, 
kya tum MAANGTA."- Arindam Sain

UNIFORM SYSTEM OF PUBLIC FOOD DISTRIBUTION; UNIFORM FORMAT FOR NATIONAL RATION CARD (NRC) IN INDIA NATION !!!

"Uniform system of 
Public Food DISTRIBUTION; 
uniform format for National 
Ration Card (NRC) in India NATION. 
How many of you 
have received the 
'Digital Ration Card' YET ? 
After submitting the old manullay 
written Ration Card to them, 
why are they doing so LATE ? 
The issue 
of 'Black Marketing' 
is still THERE; 
after 1st April 2020, you may don't 
need to give any importance to 
any Ration Shop DEALER. 
National Ration Card (NRC) 
will be implemented in India 
very soon to bring TRANSPARENCY; 
all the Ration Cards will have a unique 
Ration Card ID (RCID) and the 'Ration 
System' will have increased EFFICIENCY. 
With that National Ration Card (NRC), 
you can buy 'Rice', 'Wheat' and 'Sugar' 
at a discounted 'Ration' PRICE; 
from any grocery shop of India, 
but, you can avail it in a 
single month, only TWICE. 
All registered grocery shops will be 
given a 'NRC rubber stamp', which has to 
be stamped on the NRC, after any buyer 
has purchased 'Rice' and/or 
'Wheat' and/or 'SUGAR'; 
by 2022, the 
'Food Distribution System' 
with more transparency 
and effectiveness 
will become BIGGER."- Arindam Sain