EKDIN HUM BHI HO JAAYENGE AAP KE JAISA PARADARSHI; KI APNI SOCH HOGI BILKUL HEE DURADARSHI !!!

"Shishya ne bola: 'Guruji, yaad nahi hain, 
kya hain meri RAASHI; 
par hum suney hain ki, 
aap ho ek RAJ-JYOTISHI. 
Jyotish shastra par 
nahi hain VISWAAS; 
phir bhi dekhiye mera haath, aur dijiye 
thoda sa ish jyotish vidya ka EHSAAS.' 
Guruji ne bola, 'Viswas karo ya na karo, 
yeh tumhari MARJI; 
par ek Guru hone ke naate zaroor 
rakhenge apne shishya ke ARZI. 
Prasanna hain tumhrey upar 
Maa Saraswati, de bhi sakti hain 
tumhey koi VARDAAN; 
Maa Lakshmi toh zaheer hain ki rutha 
hain tumse, isiliye jab bhi koi khubsoorat 
ladki pe dil aa jaaye, ho jaao SAAVDHAAN. 
Kisi ek se tumhara 
dil naa BHAREGA; 
isiliye ishq ka maahol writu ki tarah 
har saal badalta RAHEGA. 
'Pyar' aur 'Prakriti' sadaa rakhengey 
tumhey KHUSH; 
aur tum apni lekhani se kar dogey 
aur logon ko ekdum, 'DILKHUSH'. 
Jaahan bhi jaao, wahaan pe 
rukna hain MAANA; 
aagey badhtey hee rahena hain, kyon ki 
tumhey bahut dur hain JAANA.' 
Shishya ne bola, 'Guruji, ekdin hum bhi 
ho jaayenge aap ke jaisa PARADARSHI; 
ki aapni soch hogi 
bilkul hee DURADARSHI.'"- Arindam Sain

'SAB KOTAARE NIYE TU KOTHA JACCHISH BOTEY ?'; 'DEKHTE KI PAAO NAAI TUMI, JE KATTO KAASH PHOOL FUTICHEY OI BANGABHOOMI R MAATHEY' !!!

"Kohila Bhole Baba, 'Ohe Parvati ! 
sab kotaare niye tu 
kotha jacchish BOTEY ?' 
Kohila Maa Durga, 'Esechey sarath kaal, 
dekhte ki paao naai tumi, je katto kaash 
phool futichey oi Bangabhoomi r MAATHEY.' 
Kohila Bhole Baba, 
'Jaa tobe, ghurie 
aaye kota DIN; 
tobe baro ee baaje laage jakhan 
tor bisorjon er din e, oi maanush gula 
naache, 'TAA DHIN DHIN'. 
Kohila Maa Durga, 'Bachor er oi ekti samay 
ora paaye lamba chuti, taai toh kore eto 
ananda, aar opekkha e thaake botey, 
je durga pujo abaar aasbe KOBEY; 
oi bisarjan er din ora khub naache botey, 
tobe bisaad er sur e etaa o boley, 'Abaar 
eso hey Durgey Durgatinashini, aasche 
bachor abaar Durga Pujo HOBEY.' 
Kohila Bhole Baba, 'Charidikey eto bristi; 
gansha, karthik, saraswati o lakkhi re 
lakkhyo raakhish botey, bhalo bhaabe, 
martya r dikey yatra shuru kar TOBEY.' 
Kohila Lakkhi, 'Baba, 
sabai firey aasbe 
dashami r por er din, 
ami kintu aar kichudin 
por ei AASBO.' 
Kohila Bhole Baba, 'E aar notun katha ki, 
prati bachor taai hoy botey, tobe niye 
aasish misti gur makhaano khoi, 
teel er naaru aar narkol naaru, 
ami ogulo besh jomiye KHAABO.' 
Kohila Ganesh, 'Maa, ami kintu tomaar 
koley uthey porbo, jodi dekhi, 
je martya teh korchey jal THOITHOI.' 
Kohila Karthik, 'Jal jomley, kato ee na 
mojaa, ami oi jomaa jal e 
naachbo taa thoi THOI.' 
'Satti ee, dui bhai 
durakam ee botey, 
taai na maa,' kohila SARASWATI. 
'Chal ebaar, bhalo theko 
swami ei kota din, aaschi go,' 
kohila PARVATI."- Arindam Sain

AYE 'HINDUSTAN KI BULBUL', AAP KO KARTE HAIN NAMAN AUR SALAAM; 'LATA MANGESHKAR' HAIN AAP KA NAAM !!!

"'Kahi deep jwale, 
kahi DIL', 
phir bhi itne saalon ke baad, 
'Gaata rahein mera DIL'. 
'Lukachuppi bahut hui, aab saamne 
aa jaana, kahaan kahaan dhoonda tujhey, 
thaak gayi hain aap teri MAA.' 
28.09.2019 ke din, 90 saal ki umar huyi 
hain joh 'Mageshkar Lata' ji ki, unki 
aasli naam hain 'Hardikar HEMA'. 
'Ajeeb dastaan hain yeh, 
kahaan shuru kahaan KHATAM'; 
Sangeet se itna 'Pyar kiya, toh darna kya', 
samjhey aye 'MUGHAL-E-AZAM'; 
yeh 'Dil hoom hoom karein' kyon ki duniya 
sadaa rahegi, 'Satyam Shivam SUNDARAM'. 
'Laag ja gale, ki yeh haseen raat 
phir ho na HO'; 
kyon ki aakhir tut hee jaata hain, 
'Seesha ho ya Dil HO'. 
'Mangaldeep jweley, 
andhokaar e du chokh 
aalo e bharo PRABHU'; 
koi bhi puja ho, Bangabhoomi mein 
baajta hee hain yeh gaana, 
hey 'Bhole Baba Shiva SHAMBHU'. 
Jab tumhari premika gaati hain 
yeh gaana, 'Ami je ke tomaar, 
tumi taa bhujhey NAAO'; 
tab samajh lena ki kinare se 
nadi ki taraf chal padi hain 
tumhari prem ki NAAO. 
'Mere khwabon mein jo aaye', 
kya kabhi samne 
aayega woh SANAM; 
'Aye mere watan ke logon,' 
'Jaana hain taaron se aagey, aab naa 
rukenge hum, VANDE MATARAM'. 
'Bazaar' mein, 'Dikhayi diye yun, 
ki bekhud kiya,' par yeh duniya 
judaai kar DAALA; 
par 'Naino mein sapna, sapno mein 
sajnaa, sajnaa pe dil aa gaya', 
kyon ki woh tha 'HIMMATWALA'. 
'Dil toh pagal hain', 
kyon ki 'Didi tera 
devar DEEWANA'; 
Dada ji ki peeri se le kar 
aaj ke peeri tak, sab ne sunaa hain 
aap ka gaaya huya GAANA. 
Aye 'Hindusthan ki Bulbul', aap ko 
karte hain naman aur SALAAM; 
'Lata Mageshkar' hain 
aap ka NAAM."- Arindam Sain

NOI AMI BERASHIK; GHURTEY JE BHALOBASHI CHATURDIKEY, ASOLEY AMI JE BHRAMONRASHIK !!!

"Uru uru korchey ei MON; 
chaaichey bujhi korte BHRAMON. 
Porun beriye, kodin naa hoy 
bhuley jaan apnaar BAARI; 
ticket ketey yatra kore din shuru, 
chuthbey durbaar gati te oi RAILGAARI. 
Mejaaj je hoye jaabe ekdam 
bindaas o FUFUREY; 
jaanla diye prakriti ke dekhben aar 
mon taa jano jaabe akaash e UREY. 
Aar jodi peye jaan 
apnaar mato ee 
katogulo BHRAMONBILAASI; 
taholey toh rashalo adda merey 
samay ta bhalo ee kaatbe, se aapni 
Kanyakumari jaan baa KAASHI. 
Khaabaar niye kono 
chinta korben naa, jaa paaben 
taai khaben JOMIYE; 
tobey jekono bharamon er jaayega e, 
sabrakam khaabaar er hotel ekhan onek 
hoyechey ebong cholche o RAMROMIYE. 
Ghanoghano bhramon jaara kore, 
taara moteyo noy ALASH; 
aapni ki jaanen je 27se September e 
paalito hoy 'Bhramon DIWAS'. 
Sudhu apnaar mon e jano sabsamay 
baaje gaan, 'Noi ami BERASHIK; 
ghurtey je bhalobashi chaturdikey, asoley 
ami je BHRAMONRASHIK.'"- Arindam Sain

SARKARI BANKWALON KO HEE KYON MILTI HAIN SAB SE KAM PAGAAR; ITNA MEHENAT KARNE KE BAAD BHI, KAM KYON RAHEGA ROZGAAR !!!

"Bachpan mein koi bhi 
puja se pehle, yaad aati thi 
phoolon ka BAAGICHA; 
Jab bhi bagichey se phool uthaane jaate 
teh, tabhi awaaz aati thi, 'Yun hee phool 
naa toro', bolta tha CHACHA. 
Ush maali ko bahut maskaa laagane ke 
baad, club ke puja ke liye acchey acchey 
phool haasil kar leta tha yeh BHATIJA. 
Pyar mein mila jo dhakka, 
uske baad chacha ne kiya nahi shaadi, 
rahein gaye BHRAMACHARI; 
gussa karta tha, kabhi kabhar peeth 
mein do chaar maar bhi deta tha, 
par nahi tha ATYACHAARI. 
Ekdin chacha ne bola, 
'Naa milta hain acchi, sushil 
aur sundar koi CHOKHRI; 
agar nahi milega 
koi bhi acchi si 
sarkari NAUKRI. 
Chacha karte 
teh jisko PYAR; 
usko mili bank ki naukri, aur 
chacha rahein gaya BEKAAR. 
Naukri miltey hee, 
ush ladki ki posting 
ho gayi bahaar, 
chacha se baarh gayi DOORI; 
yeh pyar ka bandhan tuti, ekdin ho gayi 
ush ladki ki shaadi, chacha ne garland 
aur grocery ka dukaan khola aur kar rahein 
teh sau din ke kaam mein MAZDOORI. 
Sarkari bank mein hee naukri 
karte teh hamare BABUJI; 
Bank mein naukri karne ke liye 
naa huye hum RAAZI. 
Raju bachane gaya apne bete ko, 
aur dubo diya 'SATYAM'; 
naukri chala gaya mera, ab gussey mein zid 
pakar liye aur khaaye Ram ji ki KASAM; 
ki koi na koi sarkari naukri ka exam pass 
kar ke acche se naukri karenge EKDUM. 
Canara Bank mein jab PO bann ke ghusey, 
toh lag raha tha ki, 
milaa hain koi INAAM; 
par ek saal baad bola, 
ki jaao aab tumhare posting 
ho gaya Chennai mein, hai RAM. 
Chorh aaya tha Hyderabad, 
aab chorh ke aaya BALASORE; 
2012 saal mein pehele IBPS exam mein 
accha hee tha mera SCORE. 
Offer milaa tha CHAAR; 
ek ko chorh ke, baaki sab tha BEKAAR. 
Syndicate Bank ne bola, 
'jaao uttar BANGABHOOMI'; 
United Bank ne bola, 'jaao Agartala, 
choro apni MAATRIBHOOMI.' 
Bank of India ne bola, 'Dekho bhaiye, 
pehele tumhara character verification 
karega Police, phir humlog 
tumko joining DENGEY.' 
Allahabad Bank ne bola, 'Manpower 
nahi hain jyada, ek haftey ke andar, apne 
hee home zone pe join karo bhai, baad mein 
police verification report DEKHENGEY.' 
'Talent Hunt' aur 'Flexible HR Policies' 
mein Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain 
waise hee DUMDAAR; 
tabhi toh aaj bhi sabhi sarkari bank o ki 
tulnaa mein graahak pariseva mein 
Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain SHAANDAAR. 
1865 se le kar aaj tak ki yatra mein 
Allahabad Bank rahein hain har kadam 
graahak o ke SAATH; 
par kuch kharab graahak o ke liye NPA itna 
badh gaya, ki Allahabad Bank aur Indian 
Bank ki merger ki chal rahi hain BAATH. 
Modi Sarkar ne toh 
har cheez ke liye 
sarkari bank ko hee CHUNA; 
par Bipartite Settlement ke samay IBA 
ke zariye banaate hain naa jaane 
kitne saare BAAHANA. 
Bank karmachariyon ko hee 
sunna padhta hain na jaane, graahak o ki 
kitni saari buri BAATEIN; 
doosre din phir bank jaana padega, 
yehi darr leke bankwalon ki 
kaat thi hain RAATEIN. 
Sarkari Bankwalon ko hee kyon 
milti hain sabse kam PAGAAR; 
itna mehenat karne ke baad bhi, kam 
kyon rahega ROZGAAR."- Arindam Sain

BOTH OF US LIVE IN THE SAME ISLAND; BUT OUR RESPECTIVE OFFICE IS ON THE CITY WHICH IS IN THE MAINLAND !!!

"Both of us live 
in the same ISLAND; 
but our respective office is on the 
city which is in the MAINLAND. 
Everyday we board the 
same machine driven 
speedy JETTY BOAT. 
Though, many rich officials also board 
on it, but, as a common man, I never 
board on it by wearing a COAT. 
For your sweet face, nice curly hairs, 
beautiness, glamour and sexy figure, 
you are famous in that boat 
among so many GUYS. 
It is not that, out of so many beautiful 
lady passengers, I have ignored your 
beauty completely, I have also stared 
directly at your brown coloured EYES. 
In the jetty parking lot 
of the mainland, 
you have kept a bicycle on RENT. 
I am quite allergic to two wheelers, so, 
on any Toto car, it hardly matters, 
how much money I have SPENT. 
Everyday, I tell the Toto driver 
to follow your bicycle and 
keep an adjustable PACE. 
You are also smart enough to 
control your speed and never 
saw you to compete or RACE. 
One day, I don't know 
where was your ATTENTION; 
you collided with a moped 
to create a traffic SENSATION. 
I took you 
to the nearby HOSPITAL; 
thank god, your injuries 
were not so FATAL. 
On that day only, we talked for the 
first time with each OTHER; 
then, that friendship got transformed 
into a sweet love story RATHER. 
Love is beautiful, 
though, the paths of love 
are not so SMOOTHER; 
we both have a sweet daughter 
who is expecting soon, 
maybe, a sweet BROTHER. 
Both of us live 
in the same ISLAND; 
but our respective office is on the 
city which is in the MAINLAND."- Arindam Sain

HARI OM HARI; PACHPAN SAAL KE BAAD BAANO POORA SHAAKAHAARI !!!

"Bahut log poochte hain hum jaise 
sannyasi o ko, ki, kya dhyaan aur yoga 
karne se, insaan hoti hain DEERGHAYU; 
kya ussi jagah pe insaan ka sahed 
hamesha acchi raheti hain jaahaan bahut 
jyaada shuddh hoti hain VAAYU. 
Hum toh kahengey ki kuch toh accha 
asar zaroor karta hain yoga, dhyaan aur 
shuddh vaayu, insaan ke sharir PAR; 
parantu aap deerghayu honge ki naahi, 
yeh jyaada nirbhar karta hain 
aap hee ke UPAR. 
Kya aap har samay 
bahut chintit hain, 
hain bahut PARESHAAN; 
kya kaam karte karte, sahi samaay pe 
thikthaak khaana khaane mein 
raheta hain aap ka DHYAAN. 
Chaalis saal ke umar ke baad, 
maansh, machli aur anda,  
jitni ho saake, khaiye KAM; 
tabhi aap ka peth rahega thikthak, 
nahi hogi jyada samasya, susth aur 
furtilaa rahenge aap EKDAM. 
Yaad rakhiye yeh mantra, 
'Hari Om HARI; 
pachpan saal ke baad, baano 
poora SHAAKAHAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 2019, ON 22/9, SOUTH AFRICA LEVELED THE SERIES 1-1 WITH INDIA DUE TO QUINTON DE KOCK'S 79 !!!

"With a knock of 36 in 25 balls, 
Shikar Dhawan really 
played so FINE. 
Hendricks swung the ball in 
both directions while maintaining 
a decent length and LINE. 
Rabada took 2 excellent catches, 
did one run out and took 
3 wickets by giving 39. 
The late attacks from Hardik and 
Ravindra were not so enough, 
as India settles at 134/9. 
Both Rohit and Virat scored 9; 
in 2019, on the date of 22/9; 
South Africa leveled 1-1 with India 
due to Quinton de Kock's 79; 
and for South Africa, the 
wickets in hand were 9."- Arindam Sain

HIKE FEES ON ALL COURSES; APPLY 'P-P-P' MODEL ON ALL CAMPUS RESOURCES !!!

"A question is getting raised in each and 
every nook and corner of any college 
campus throughout the India NATION; 
that why the brand image of Jadavpur 
University is deteriorating day by day, is it 
becoming a 'Hooliganism' INSTITUTION ? 
In 2014, when the cops 
started beating up 
the students of Jadavpur UNIVERSITY; 
the students got moral support from 
different parts of India as the students 
had a 'Jadavpurian' IDENTITY. 
But, since 2018, 
the 'Jadavpurian' word has started
to loose its brand IMAGE; 
no one likes to see the photos and news 
of 'Jadavpurian' hooliganism in any 
newspaper's front PAGE. 
If these hooligans cannot respect 
themselves, then at least towards the 
'Jadavpur University Alumni', they must 
show some RESPECT. 
By doing nuisances, violence and 
hooliganism, these students are 
deteriorating the brand image of 'Jadavpur 
University' in each and every ASPECT. 
Security system of Jadavpur University 
is so callous that even 
a terrorist can hide 
inside the CAMPUS. 
When the students of Jadavpur University 
is studying there with so much subsidies 
from Bangabhoomi Government, why 
should they even appear in exam to PASS ! 
This Jadavpur University campus is 
becoming the hub of all types of 
anti-government REVOLUTIONS. 
Drugs and other illegal activities do 
happen inside the campus as no one 
abides by any rules and REGULATIONS. 
Hike fees 
of all COURSES. 
Apply 'P-P-P' model on 
all campus RESOURCES."- Arindam Sain

KISKO HAIN KISKA INTEZAAR; ADHI RAAT KO GARAM HOTI HAIN YEH BAZAAR !!!

"Jab jab train hoti hain LATE; 
tab tab tum se meri hoti hain BHETH. 
Kisko hain kiska INTEZAAR; 
adhi raat ko garam hoti hain yeh BAZAAR. 
Naam toh sunaah hee hoga, 
naam hain AYESHA; 
samjho na mujhey 
koi aisa WAISA, 
par yeh dil hain abhi bhi 
sacchey ishq ke liye PYAASA. 
Pehchaante hain humko sab log yahaan, 
har gali har chappa CHAPPA. 
Dil ekbaar laga kar toh dekho, darro mat, 
nahi bann jaaoge PAPPA; 
kyon ki acchi tarah se aati hain mujhe 
kisike sarh pe pehenana koi bhi TUPPA. 
Aur kitni intezaar karoge khud 
aur humko karwaaogi BABU; 
doh badan pyaasa hain pyar kaa, aao, ishq 
mein dono ho jaaye BEQAABU."- Arindam Sain

MEGH ER AARAAL THEKEY BERIYE ELEY TUMI, BAARE BAARE MUGDHO HOYE JAAI AMI; ACCHA, TUMI KI ANTARYAAMI !!!

"Aaj toh purnima raat, 
tobu kano chaaridikey 
eto ANDHOKAAR; 
meghla aakash er dikey cheye dekhi, 
je tumi royecho megh er aaraale, 
ekebaare NIRBIKAAR. 
Aajkaal kaar prem e naaki 
premik o premika r hriday 
baaje na kono JHANKAAR; 
kakhan jano 
baasa baandhe 
abhimaan o AHANKAAR; 
taai bodhoy aajkaal 
satyikaar er bhalobasha r 
eto HAHAKAAR. 
Torch jwaaliye haatchi 
gram er eet er raasta diye 
apon MON E; 
hotath dekhlum ekti maataal 
haatchey seyi raasta diye, aar 
ki jano bolchey gaan e, GAAN E; 
gram er bekaar gorib cheley, 
kheyechey bangla cholaai, 
khaayeni se SCOTCH; 
ebong praaye sabkoti aanguley 
kato ee naa aangti, dui baahu teh 
kato maaduli aar RAKKHAKABACH. 
Apon mon e gaaichey se gaan, 
'Se kano eto sundari HOLO'; 
bhablaam, charidikey eto 
andhokaar o KAALO; 
tobu taar hriday kintu jwaljwal kore 
jwolchey prem er AALO; 
hoyto je meye ke se bhalobashe, se o 
chaand er mato ee, dekhte khub BHALO. 
Hotath dekhi megh er aaraal theke 
beriye eley TUMI; 
charidikey seyi purnima r alo satti ee ki 
madhur, baare baare mugdho hoye jaai AMI; 
prashno jaage mon e, 'Accha, 
tumi ki ANTARYAAMI' ?"- Arindam Sain

'NRC' IS GETTING IMPLEMENTED TO FIND OUT THE ILLEGAL MIGRANTS AND TO STOP INFILTRATION; IT WILL SURELY HELP TO HAVE SEVERAL CONTROLLING MEASURES OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Make sure that 
your ancestors had 
any valid document before the 
midnight of 24th March 1971. 
'NRC' means National Register of Citizens 
which will be created throughout India 
as for India,  'Infiltration' is 
becoming an 'Issue No. 1'. 
NRC Seva Kendras 
will be opened soon 
at various block levels for 
smooth 'NRC' OPERATION. 
If any valid document 
of your ancestors is 
not there with you, then make sure that 
your ancestors name is there in 
the prior 1971's electoral ROLL. 
If not, then update AADHAAR Card, 
Voter Card, Ration Card, PAN Card and 
of course, land documents with latest 
parcha at any cost of your family members, 
where you have to take an active ROLE. 
To update or do corrections in your 
Voter Card, don't stand in any LINE; 
just use the app which is 
named as, 'VOTER HELPLINE'. 
'NRC' is getting implemented to find out the 
illegal migrants and to stop INFILTRATION. 
It will surely help to have several controlling 
measures of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA ON 18.09.2019 !!!

"In the clash on 18.09.2019, for India, 
Virat Kohli was the SKIPPER; 
and for South Africa, de Kock was 
both captain and WICKET KEEPER. 
In a good batting condition, Chahar had 
a good bowling spell of 22/2. 
De Kock played his natural aggressive 
innings to score 52. 
The dismissal of de Kock 
slowed down South African innings 
which ended at 149. 
Bavuma proved himself to be a 
hardworking batsman, but due to Chahar, 
went back to pavilion by scoring 49. 
Rohit Sharma got out as one of his legs 
was before the WICKET. 
Shikhar took his own sweet time 
to stay there and become fully SET. 
Just when, the match looked 
too much competitive, Virat took 
the charge in his SHOULDER; 
and with a stormy 72 of 52 balls, 
ensured a 7 wicket victory 
like a roaring LEADER."- Arindam Sain

BECAME A FAN OF THE TAGLINE, 'MAKE IT LARGE'; BUT, WHAT A IRONY, BOTH INDIAN BANK AND ALLAHABAD BANK WAS ORDERED TO MERGE !!!

"In Chennai, had a BREAKUP; 
stopped drinking 'THUMS UP'; 
became a fan of the 
tagline, 'Make it LARGE'; 
what a irony, Indian Bank and 
Allahabad Bank was ordered to MERGE. 
Got the 
new posting LETTER; 
didn't have any idea whether the 
posting at Kolkata will be BETTER. 
Landed at Dumdum Airport, waiting 
for my 'American TOURISTER'; 
wow ! saw you there, 
fell in love at first sight 
and started dreaming about 
becoming your MISTER. 
I got a 
rented house in 
your LOCALITY; 
you were in Allahabad Bank, just near to 
my branch, and as a new manager, 
you became a CELEBRITY. 
On the day of Biswakarma Puja, 
you and your family members 
were on the TERRACE. 
As an officer of Indian Bank, 
I was also there in our building rooftop 
at the right PLACE. 
In the sky, with 'maanja strings', 
we had a hard FIGHT; 
finally, on that day of Biswakarma Puja, 
victorious was my KITE. 
After 1st April 2020, we became 
employees of the same branch as two 
branches got merged into one ENTITY. 
This Tamil boy got a sweet Bengali girl as 
his wife; really so romantic and beautiful is 
our Indian 'Unity in DIVERSITY'"- Arindam Sain.

SAB BAAGH KEYI KORE NIYECHEY APAN; EI SUNDARI GAACH E BHARA 'SUNDARBAN' !!!

"'Jhoph er pechoney, ohey baghmama, 
tumi lukiye acho NAAKI ? 
andhokaar e tim tim kore jwoli, 
ami ei jungle er JONAAKI. 
Korcho khaali haloom HULOOM; 
taai toh ei prashno KORLUM.'

'Aar bolo naa bhaya, 
amaar dukkher KATHA; 
ekeyi pet e khidey, taar opor abaar 
daant e hoyechey BYATHA. 
Ek chiriyakhanah thekey aar ek 
chiriyakhana e niye jacchilo JAKHAN; 
gaari taa ke thaamiyechilo ei 
jungle er ee kachakachi KICHUKKHON; 
injection er dose chilo kom, maarlum 
thaaba edik odik aar beriye elum TAKHAN.'

'Baah ! besh ! besh ! jungle ei firecho, 
hey Sundarban er RAJA; 
ekhaane paabe khabaar tumi 
ekdum taaja TAAJA. 
Hey Baghmama, tomake amraa etojon 
jonaaki miley, sabaai jaanaai SWAGATAM; 
tobe ektu kasto hobe, onyo praani khetey hobe, 
kaaron harin er sankhya hoye jacchey KAM.'

'Tumi chotto ekti pokaa bote, 
tobe tomaar mon taa besh BHALO; 
ei andhokaar e, besh bhalo ee laagchey 
tomader oi timtim kore jwoley othaa ALO. 
Chiriyakhana e bosey bosey 
petum suswaadu AHAAR; 
ekhaane ekta harin shikaar korte giye, 
daant e hoyechey je ki byatha, ki bolbo AAR. 
Tumi bodhoy khayal karoni 
je amaar gaayer rang SAADA; 
Chiriyakhana r lok e ra bolto 'Siberian', 
kaajeyi noyi ami Sundarban er baro DADA.'

'Kono chinta neyi, ei jungle; ki saada, ki 
holud, sab baagh keyi kore niyechey APAN; 
taai toh ei sundari gaach e bhora jungle ke 
bolaa hoy 'SUNDARBAN'."- Arindam Sain

HOYE THAAK SE SUDHU SAKHI; JANO NA HOY KONO KAALBAISAKHI !!!

"Hoye thaak se sudhu SAKHI; 
jano naa hoy kono KAALBAISAKHI. 
Kano ditey hobe 
taarey eto GURUTTWO; 
ekjon purush er uchit, bojaaye rakha 
taar nijer PURUSHOTTO; 
noiley jey etodin er rajnaitik mahal e o 
se haaraabe GURUTTWO. 
Jhograjhaati aar monomaalinyo 
jakhan puropuri BYAKTIGATO; 
tahole ke kothay jogdaan korbe, 
taa niye mathabyatha kano OTO. 
Kaalbaisakhi jharh er 
daapot e, akaal e 
jhorechey MUKUL; 
kintu prakriti r niyam anujaayi nadi r 
ek dik bhaangley, aar ek dikey 
gorey othey notun KUL. 
Ekbaar edik, toh ekbaar sedik, ei korte 
giye seshey emon hobe BHOOL; 
je seshmesh ditey hobe 
ei bhool er MASOOL."- Arindam Sain

THIS FRIENDSHIP MUST ALWAYS REMAIN, NEVER FADE EVER; AS BEYOND THIS FRIENDSHIP, WE ALSO SUFFER FROM A SWEET 'LOVE FEVER' !!!

"Naughty neighbour, 
naughty NEIGHBOUR; 
I will do a 
fabulous FAVOUR; 
I will make you enjoy 
your favorite FLAVOUR; 
we will be friends 
with benefits FOREVER; 
this friendship must always remain, 
never fade EVER; 
as beyond this friendship, we also suffer 
from a sweet 'Love FEVER.'"- Arindam Sain

AASAAN NAHI HAIN SAB KUCH BHOOL JAANA; PHIR EKBAAR YAAD DILA DIYA YEH 'DREAMGIRL' FILM KI 'IK MULAQAT' GAANA !!!

"Sunn liya jab yeh gaane, sachmooch 
yaad aa gaya woh 'Ik MULAQAT'; 
neend na aaye 
saari saari RAAT; 
naajaane kitne anmol thi 
woh choti choti BAAT. 
Tera woh MUSKURANA; 
natkhat si BAHAANA; 
itni aasaan nahi hain 
woh sab kuch bhool JAANA; 
phir ekbaar yaad dila diya sab kuch, 
yeh 'Dreamgirl' film ki 'Ik Mulaqat' GAANA. 
Chalo fir se laut chalein ussi pyar ki gali 
mein haaton pe raakh ke HAATH; 
aur na honge judaa hum, rahenge 
aab se saath SAATH."- Arindam Sain 

EI 'AJAY' NADI TEER E ACHEY BOTEY ONEK GHAASH; TOBE SEYI LAMBA GHAASH ER OPOR FUTECHEY JE PHOOL, NAAM TAAR 'KAASH' !!!

"Saptaaho r sesh e 
peyechi ABOKAASH; 
penja tulo r mato megh e 
bhorechey AKAASH. 
Bhablaam ei chuti r din e, 
Shantiniketan thekey kichu dur 
ghurte jaaoa jaaye JADI; 
ei Birbhum aar taar paasher 
Bardhaman Zilla r maddyikhaan diye 
boye cholechey 'Ajay' NADI. 
Ei 'Ajay' nadi teer e 
achey botey onek GHAASH; 
tobe seyi lamba ghaash er opor 
futechey je phool, naam taar 'KAASH'. 
Jedikey taakai, sedikeyi dekhi 
sabuj rang er opor jano 
saada rang er ABARAN. 
Prakriti jano chaturdikey taar ei aparup 
saaj dekhiye bujhiye dicchey, je se o taairi, 
korte Maa Durga r DEVIBARAN. 
Proti bachor jakhan asey ei writu, 
jaar naam 'SARATH'; 
takhan Bangabhoomi teh eleyi bojha jaaye 
je kato sundar ei 'BHARAT'."- Arindam Sain

JEKHAANE BAARI BHENGECHEY, OIKHAANE TAIRI KORE DITEY HOBE NOTUN BAASOSTHAN; KAARON ETA SARKAARI GAAFILATI, TAAI SARKAAR EE PURON KORBE EI SUNYASTHAN !!!

"Seyi goli r 
naam 'DURGAPITUNI'; 
kono jhar noy, noy bhumikampo, 
tobu kano holo KAPUNI ! 
Guruttopurno kaagajpatro baa nathi baa 
jinish niye korlo taara PRASTHAN. 
Kono ek hotel baa guest house er 
ekti ghar ee taader BAASOSTHAN. 
Oi oitiyomoy baarigulo r saathey joriye 
ache kato ee naa madhur SMRITI. 
Ke ee baa jaanto je ananda r sahar, 
Kolkata e erokom hobe PARINATI. 
Deshi Bangla madh kheye jakhan moreni, 
taahole abaar kiser KHOTI ; 
sudhu tukey pass kora kichu gushkhor 
engineer ra korechey ektu GAAFILATI ! 
Oi elaaka e kintu kono promoter 
flat tairi korte paareni aaj OBDI. 
Taholey ki surango teh kaayeda kore jol 
dhukiye deowaa taao ekta abhinaba FANDI ! 
Koti taaka r ghar bhengechey, 
aar debey bolchey 
maatro dus LAKH; 
thaak aar ditey hobey na bhikka, 
oi 'Cut-Money' r taaka oi 
raajkoshagar ei porey THAAK. 
Jekhaane baari bhengechey, oikhaane tairi 
korey ditey hobe notun BAASOSTHAN; 
kaaron eta sarkaari gaafilati, kaajeyi sarkar ee 
puran korbe seyi SUNYASTHAN."- Arindam Sain

WINE ACCHI HOTI HAIN, JITNI HO WOH BOTTLE PURAANI; BAHUT DINO BAAD TUMHARI TASVEER DEKHI, TOH LAAGTI HO JAISI KOI SALTANAT KI KHUBSOORAT RANI !!!

"Naajaane kyon tuti 
thi hamaare pyar ka 
yeh khubsoorat BANDHAN; 
dono hee dono se door chalein gaye teh 
itni, ki mauka hee nahi milaa dono ko, 
ki karein koi SANGSODHAN. 
Bahut saalon baad dekhe jab 
tumhari khubsoorat TASVEER; 
phir se wahi khubsoorti 
banaa diya mujhko VEER; 
Ehsaas huyi hain humko ke jab dil pe 
laagti hain koi pyar ki TEER; 
koi baaney Ranjha, 
toh koi baaney HEER. 
Chahey kitni bhi 
puraani ho yeh PYAR; 
kabhi na kabhi karti hain 
dil mein WAAR. 
Wine acchi hoti hain, 
jitni ho woh 
bottle PURAANI; 
bahut dino baad tumhari tasveer dekhi, 
toh laagti ho jaise koi saltanat 
ki khubsoorat RANI."- Arindam Sain

ABHI BHI EK AATANKWALA SHABD HAIN YEH 'ATM'; DISCOUNT DENE WALE APPS SE DARR BHI LAAGEY, CHAAHEY JITNI BHI KAHO TUM LOG, KI 'KARO PAYTM' !!!!

"Aajkal toh jish app mein 
jyaada discount MILAA; 
hamare Hindusthan ki nayi peedi 
wahi app download karne CHALAA. 
Ek toh gaaon ka graahak 
fake phone calls 
mein sab kuch detey hain BOL; 
aur ATM card se naa jaane kahaan kaahan 
chalein jaatey woh bachat khaatey 
ke kuch paise ANMOL. 
Ek taraf jab hum IT infrastructure 
aur sarbastariya digitization ki 
karte hain BAATEIN; 
toh phir Cyber Criminals ko uchit sabak 
shikayiye, taah ki grahaak o ki neend haraam 
naa ho aur chain se kaatein RAATEIN. 
ATM mein rupiya 
uthaaney gaye, naa niklaa 
koi bhi rupiya, par bachat khaata se 
paisa ho gaya DEBIT; 
aab woh graahak pareshaan toh hoga hee, 
aur kabhi kabhi toh 72 ghantey ke baad 
wohi paisa uske bachat khata mein 
hoti hain CREDIT. 
Darr kaa maahol 
itni hain ki abhi bhi ek 
aatankwala shabd hain yeh, 'ATM'; 
bhai humko bhi toh darr laage itni discount 
dene wale apps se, jitni bhi kaho tum log, 
ke 'karo PAYTM'"- Arindam Sain

BAASH KUCH HEE RAHEIN GAYI THI DOORI; PAR YEH 'CHANDRAAYAN PROJECT' NAA RAHEGI ADHURI !!!

"Baash kuch hee 
rahein gayi thi DOORI; 
par yeh 'Chandraayan Project' naa 
rahegi kabhi ADHURI. 
Arrey Sivan Saheb aur unki team 
ke baiggyanik o, mat ro, mat RO; 
kyon ki sadiyon se ish Bharat desh 
ki shaan hain yeh 'ISRO'. 
Kyon, thik apni gantabya se kuch hee 
kilometres ki doori par yeh 'Vikram' se 
satellite ka sampark hain TUTI; 
'Koi toh hain' ush Chaand mein, 
yeh kahaani nahi bhi 
ho sakti hain JHOOTI. 
Hamaare pyare 
Chanda mama ke 
paas ghumney gayi hain 
'Vikram' aur 'PRAGYAN'; 
joh log ish mein bhi rajneeti khojte hain, 
unhe humlog bataa dete hain, ki garv hain 
humein ki itni unnati ki hain 
yeh Bharatiya BIGGYAN. 
Aaj 'Prithvi' ki jo hain yeh 
vartaman kharab STHITHI; 
ekdin 'Chand' aur 'Mangal' mein naya 
ghar banaane ki aayegi PARISTHITHI. 
Koi bhi baiggyanik jab koi naya cheez ko 
khojta hain, poore dil se khojta hain, isiliye 
unh logon ki khoj par naa karein 
koi bhi rajnaitik TIPPANI; 
desh ki ek rajya ki janata ne ek kursi 
par baithne diya hain, iska matlab 
yeh nahi, ki kuch bhi bologi 
aur karogi SHAITANI; 
duniya ke bibhinna deshon ki baiggyanik 
issi khoj mein lagaa huya hain ke, 
kisi bhi tarah 'Chaand' aur 'Mangal' 
mein mil jaaye PAANI. 
Joh log 'Biggyan' aur 'Baiggyanik' o ki 
kadar aur samman deta hain aur aagey 
badhne ki utsaah detaa hain, 
woh log hee hain asli 'ADHUNIK'; 
ekdin aisa aayega, jab Bharaitya log 'Chaand' 
aur 'Mangal' mein apni 'Space City' 
banaayengey aur 'Space Tourism' business 
bhi chalegi ekdum THIK."- Arindam Sain

KONO EK RAJYA R NAAM CHILO, 'SUNDI'; SEYI RAJYA R RAJKUMARI KE BIYE KORE KI SEYI RAJYA R RAJA HOTEY PAARBE EI ANDY !!!

"Shono shono, shono boli, 
ekti ajob lok er KATHA; 
chotobela e, kato ee naa porlo prem e, 
kato ee naa pelo BYATHA. 
Forsaa cheley, gaal folaa folaa, meyegulo 
taake dekheyi bolto, 'Ki misti cheley, 
jano ekti Sugar CANDY'; 
meyeder proti taar bhalobasha, 
taar hriday teyi roito chaapa, 
peroto na je seyi GANDI. 
Taai toh jutlo naa 'Karishma', 
'Kareena' r mato meye, 
emon ki 'KALINDI'. 
Odikey dheerey dheerey seyi saishab er 
ektarfa prem er premika der hoy galo biye, 
dui haath e lagiye MEHENDI. 
Etodin galo ketey, ebaar ki tobey 
hotey chaaye se BIBAHITO; 
boyesh niye ki esey jaaye, buro boyeshey 
biye hocchey aajkaal ANABAROTO. 
Biye r laddoo 
naa khele o muskil, 
abaar kheley o hoy boiki 
katorakam er HOYRAANI; 
taai toh praacheen yug e o, mon mejaaj 
bhalo raakhtey, Raja raa mrigaya r naam 
korey, bonbhojon e jeten, rajprasad e 
rekhey diye taader RANI; 
ekhan abosyo meye ra ektu holey o bujhtey 
shikhechey, samay anujaayi roop badlaaye, 
kakhan o mon e hoy Mahishasurmardini, 
toh kakhano MONMOHINI. 
Baari thekey deowaa naam, 
taar laaglo naa bhalo, taai style korey 
nijer naam raakhlo se, 'ANDY'; 
asafal prem er hotasha e bhooghey, ei nirav 
premik niyomito suraa paan korey hoyeche 
fulko luchi, neyi je aar seyi roga BHEENDI. 
Esechey taar moddhey 
ektu adhtu ukeel 
ukeel BHAABH; 
Sohini, Rohini, Mohini, ke acho 
kothay, dhorey ei Andy r haath, 
thik karo er SWABABH. 
Kono ek kaalponik 
rajya r naam chilo, 'SUNDI'; 
seyi rajya r Rajkumari ke biye kore ki seyi rajya 
r Raja hotey paarbe ei ANDY."- Arindam Sain