SARKARI BANKWALON KO HEE KYON MILTI HAIN SAB SE KAM PAGAAR; ITNA MEHENAT KARNE KE BAAD BHI, KAM KYON RAHEGA ROZGAAR !!!

"Bachpan mein koi bhi 
puja se pehle, yaad aati thi 
phoolon ka BAAGICHA; 
Jab bhi bagichey se phool uthaane jaate 
teh, tabhi awaaz aati thi, 'Yun hee phool 
naa toro', bolta tha CHACHA. 
Ush maali ko bahut maskaa laagane ke 
baad, club ke puja ke liye acchey acchey 
phool haasil kar leta tha yeh BHATIJA. 
Pyar mein mila jo dhakka, 
uske baad chacha ne kiya nahi shaadi, 
rahein gaye BHRAMACHARI; 
gussa karta tha, kabhi kabhar peeth 
mein do chaar maar bhi deta tha, 
par nahi tha ATYACHAARI. 
Ekdin chacha ne bola, 
'Naa milta hain acchi, sushil 
aur sundar koi CHOKHRI; 
agar nahi milega 
koi bhi acchi si 
sarkari NAUKRI. 
Chacha karte 
teh jisko PYAR; 
usko mili bank ki naukri, aur 
chacha rahein gaya BEKAAR. 
Naukri miltey hee, 
ush ladki ki posting 
ho gayi bahaar, 
chacha se baarh gayi DOORI; 
yeh pyar ka bandhan tuti, ekdin ho gayi 
ush ladki ki shaadi, chacha ne garland 
aur grocery ka dukaan khola aur kar rahein 
teh sau din ke kaam mein MAZDOORI. 
Sarkari bank mein hee naukri 
karte teh hamare BABUJI; 
Bank mein naukri karne ke liye 
naa huye hum RAAZI. 
Raju bachane gaya apne bete ko, 
aur dubo diya 'SATYAM'; 
naukri chala gaya mera, ab gussey mein zid 
pakar liye aur khaaye Ram ji ki KASAM; 
ki koi na koi sarkari naukri ka exam pass 
kar ke acche se naukri karenge EKDUM. 
Canara Bank mein jab PO bann ke ghusey, 
toh lag raha tha ki, 
milaa hain koi INAAM; 
par ek saal baad bola, 
ki jaao aab tumhare posting 
ho gaya Chennai mein, hai RAM. 
Chorh aaya tha Hyderabad, 
aab chorh ke aaya BALASORE; 
2012 saal mein pehele IBPS exam mein 
accha hee tha mera SCORE. 
Offer milaa tha CHAAR; 
ek ko chorh ke, baaki sab tha BEKAAR. 
Syndicate Bank ne bola, 
'jaao uttar BANGABHOOMI'; 
United Bank ne bola, 'jaao Agartala, 
choro apni MAATRIBHOOMI.' 
Bank of India ne bola, 'Dekho bhaiye, 
pehele tumhara character verification 
karega Police, phir humlog 
tumko joining DENGEY.' 
Allahabad Bank ne bola, 'Manpower 
nahi hain jyada, ek haftey ke andar, apne 
hee home zone pe join karo bhai, baad mein 
police verification report DEKHENGEY.' 
'Talent Hunt' aur 'Flexible HR Policies' 
mein Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain 
waise hee DUMDAAR; 
tabhi toh aaj bhi sabhi sarkari bank o ki 
tulnaa mein graahak pariseva mein 
Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain SHAANDAAR. 
1865 se le kar aaj tak ki yatra mein 
Allahabad Bank rahein hain har kadam 
graahak o ke SAATH; 
par kuch kharab graahak o ke liye NPA itna 
badh gaya, ki Allahabad Bank aur Indian 
Bank ki merger ki chal rahi hain BAATH. 
Modi Sarkar ne toh 
har cheez ke liye 
sarkari bank ko hee CHUNA; 
par Bipartite Settlement ke samay IBA 
ke zariye banaate hain naa jaane 
kitne saare BAAHANA. 
Bank karmachariyon ko hee 
sunna padhta hain na jaane, graahak o ki 
kitni saari buri BAATEIN; 
doosre din phir bank jaana padega, 
yehi darr leke bankwalon ki 
kaat thi hain RAATEIN. 
Sarkari Bankwalon ko hee kyon 
milti hain sabse kam PAGAAR; 
itna mehenat karne ke baad bhi, kam 
kyon rahega ROZGAAR."- Arindam Sain