INDIA WON THE PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 AGAINST AUSTRALIA BY 2- 1.

"In the 4th Test match, 
along with Smith, 
it was a good start by WARNER; 
but, they were surprised by a 
Chinaman bowler, Kuldeep Yadav, 
who proved himself as a good ball TURNER. 
Smith scored 
One Hundred and ELEVEN; 
but Australia scored only 300 and 
Smith's good batting went in VAIN. 
It was again a good bowling performance 
by the Australian bowler, LYON; 
whereas Jadeja's 63 helped India to score 332 
and the match was still ON. 
Umesh Yadav also 
bowled well 
and showed his CLASS; 
Australia scored only 137 runs in 2nd innings 
and for India, the 32 runs lead in 1st Innings 
was really a good BONUS. 
Ravindra Jadeja did so much damage 
with his all round performance that 
Australia failed to REPAIR; 
and India won the Paytm Test series of 2017 against 
Australia by 2-1 after defeating Australia in the 4th Test match 
at Dharamsala, the place with hilly ATMOSPHERE."- Arindam Sain 

2017 SAAL E BANGABHOOMI FOOTBALL DAL SANTOSH TROPHY JEETLO ABAAR, EI NIYE 32 BAAR !!!

"Goa r football dal ke 1-0 goal e haariye, 
2017 saal e Bangabhoomi football dal jeh 
football trophy taa jeetlo, taar naam, 'SANTOSH'; 
tobu kano je Mohun Bagan aar East Bengal club 
er proti maajhemoddhei All India Football Federation (AIFF) 
prokash korey khobh baa ASANTOSH !
Tobu football khelaar eto banijyikaran o rajneeti r maajhe, 
Bangabhoomi r football er oithiyo bojaaye rakhte, 
Bangabhoomi football dal Santosh trophy jeetlo ABAAR; 
AIFF jatoi nachanachi koruk naa oi sab dakshin bharatiya 
notun football club gulo niye, eta sabsamay mon e raakhte hobe, 
je ei niye Bangabhoomi football dal Santosh trophy jeetlo 32 BAAR."- Arindam Sain

CHAARIDIKEY VAAYU DUSHAN, TAAPMATRA BAARCHE BHISHAN !!!

"Chaaridikey eto 
vaayu DUSHAN, 
taai toh proti bachor grisyokaal e, 
taapmatra baarche BHISHAN. 
Etaa r jonne o ki 
sudhu daayi PROSHASAN; 
maanush kano 
noy SOCHETAN; 
kano kore naa 
brikkhyo ROPON; 
aamraa sabai eksathe kaaj kore ki 
korte paari naa vaayu dushan NIYANTRAN. 
Kono unnato desh er paribesh mantri jakhan 
taar office e jaaye cycle chaaliye, takhan aamra 
sei khabor suney kori HAASAHAASI; 
kintu ei desh e ekti chaar chaka r gari kiney, 
setaa chaaliye office giye, buk fuliye vaayu dushan 
korte je amraa khub ee BHALOBASHI."- Arindam Sain 

CONFUSED INDIAN GOVERNMENT COMPELLED SBI TO IMPLEMENT STRATEGIES OF CONFUSIONS !!!

"There will be no existence of 
any associate banks of SBI 
as it is the ripe time to MERGE; 
to collect the money of accounts migration cost 
and other administrative expenses, from 1st April 2017, 
SBI will implement a new cash transaction CHARGE. 
As a customer of SBI, 
if you are yet to have an 
ATM card as on DATE; 
then you may face some difficulties for 
withdrawing money from your own account as your 
upgradation as a bank customer is too LATE. 
To reduce the number of bank customers 
and increase CASA deposits 
to a certain EXTENT; 
SBI has also increased the amount of minimum balance 
in CASA accounts to have some impact 
on Profit and Loss STATEMENT. 
Without linking AADHAAR card numbers and 
PAN card numbers of all customers in their 
respective bank accounts, decisions regarding the merging of 
banks is still a very high level critical ARGUMENT; 
De-duplication of all customer IDs to generate 
one and only one unique customer ID number for each customer 
is still incomplete and no strict bill for NPA recovery has been passed, 
which can be regarded as one of the failures of Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain 

SUKANTA O SUSHANTA !!!

"Kahe Sukanta, 'Ohe bhai Sushanta, 
prem e porle hriday hoye BYATHA; 
etaai toh 
chirachorito PROTHA; 
se jakhan bujhlo naa 
tomaar prem er BHASHA; 
taar jonne nasto korona samay, 
rekhona taar proti kono ASHA; 
jodi o mon er ek kon e roye thik jaabe 
taar proti ektu BHALOBASHA.' 
Sushanta bolle, 'Ki aar bolbo bhai Sukanta, 
eto prem eto bhalobasha korbaar poreo jodi keu 
aghaath daaye, dukkho o hoye, hoye je mon KLAANTO; 
majhe moddhe sei purono 
prem er din gulo mon e porle, 
hoye jaai ASHANTO; 
taar proti amaar bhalobasha je katota gobheer, 
seta jodi se satyi ee BUJHTO; 
taholey ki aar biye koraar jonne 
se kono notun patro KHUJTO; 
bhalobasha e holey safal, 
purnima r raate o charidikey jwaley jharbaati, 
laagey khub ee BHALO; 
aar bhalobasha e naa holey safal, 
amabasya r raat er andhokaar e jano sudhu 
santwana diye jaaye kichu jonaaki pokaa r ALO.'"- Arindam Sain 

SAFFRON STORM IS COMING IN EACH AND EVERY STATE OF BHARAT NATION !!!

"Why BJP is getting so many votes? 
Why towards Narendra Modi, despite so many negative 
publicities by media channels; there is no OUTRAGE ?
This is because of the fact that Narendra Modi has become 
an icon of development and BJP has succeeded in 
maintaining that brand IMAGE.
Poor people and the middle class people are 
basically the real victims of CORRUPTION; 
that's why, they stood in long queues in front of ATMs 
and Bank counters without causing any DISRUPTION. 
Almost all non-BJP parties 
protested against DEMONETIZATION; 
the voters understood the reasons behind these silly protests 
and started voting for BJP candidates without any HESITATION.
If any state of India is administered 
by the Lok Sabha's ruling PARTY; 
then automatically for doing rapid development, 
that state gets lots of funds, full freedom and LIBERTY.
Almost all the voters of new generation are 
against corruption and in favour of PROSPERITY.
Moreover, Narendra Modi is a good orator and whatever he says, 
he says it with lots of confidence, conviction and CLARITY.
BJP wants to transform India into a developed nation; without 
wasting too much time on politics of subsidies and CHARITY.
India has witnessed an era of scams after scams and a 
series of corrupted politicians, now the voters of India have started 
to give respect and appreciate BJP's organizational STRUCTURE; 
almost in each and every state of India, the Saffron Storm is coming 
to bring a fresh ambience of development by implementing in 
every system, the positive and constructive work CULTURE."- Arindam Sain

CENTRALIZATION AND UNIFICATION OF ALL EDUCATIONAL BOARDS AND COMPETITIVE EXAMS IS A NECESSITY IN INDIA !!!

"When their 
nationality is SAME; 
then why will they study differently under 
different educational boards; is it not a SHAME ?
'Maatri Bhasha', 'Rashtriya Bhasha' 
and 'Antar-rashtriya Bhasha' 
must be taught simultaneously from Class I ITSELF; 
because, in many a cases, a student from any non-english 
medium school fails to communicate in English in 
Personal Interviews and out of frustration; criticizes ONESELF. 
Every student of India must have the 
uniform environment for EDUCATION; 
otherwise, it will become difficult to transform 
India into a highly knowledgeable NATION.
Even in competitive exams in different states, 
there is no transparency but CORRUPTION; 
Indian Government must merge all the Educational Boards 
to create a single Educational Board after effective UNIFICATION.
Quality of recruitments and education will improve under a single 
'Educational Board' and a single 'Exam Agency' after CENTRALIZATION." - Arindam Sain

BISHNUBABU R BAGANBAARI !!!

"Amader vidyalay r pradhan shikkhak 
chilen Bishnupada BARIK; 
unaar meye amader vidyalay tei porto, 
jaar naam JHILIK; 
vidyalay theke ekbaar choruibhaati korte 
amader ke niye giyechilo MIRIK; 
seikhaane Jhilik ke pratham baar dekhe, taar proti jaaglo prem 
aar uthlo Bishnubabu r kache private tuition nebaar HIRIK. 
Private tuition porte giye poraar faanke 
dujon dujonkey maartum JHAARI; 
byaash! Red Signal bhengey druto begey chut te laaglo 
amader bhalobasha r GAARI; 
onek bachor premleela korbaar por ki jaani 
ki bhabhey holo bhool bojhabujhi, aar jhograjhaati r 
maatra o gelo berey, hoto khub ee BAARABAARI; 
seshmesh siddhantey aasa holo 
jeh onek holo jhograa, 
ebaar hoye jaak CHARACHARI; 
Jhilik er baba o dekhi 
sujog bujhey Jhilik er 
biye o diye dilo TARATARI; 
ekhan Bishnubabu unaar bou ke niye Kolkata r ekti flat baari teh thaaken
jehetu unaar meye r biye hoyeche Kolkata e, kintu amaar prem er 
sakkhi hoye ekhano daariye achey sei Bishnubabu r BAGANBAARI."- Arindam Sain 

DEDICATED PROFESSIONALISM AND QUALITY LIFE !!!

"When the Sun sets 
in the WEST; 
like the birds in the sky, we also start our journey 
towards our house to give our body and mind, some REST;
Next morning, when the 
Sun rises in the EAST;
we start running towards our respective workplace with a 
hope that we will reach there before or on time at LEAST.
In your workplace, either your boss or your customers are 
waiting for you to get their work DONE;
after so much discussions, verifications; when their work gets 
completed, you feel satisfied and that satisfaction is also a type of FUN.
To become a dedicated professional in any field, 
you have to practice, practice and PRACTICE; 
then only you can provide excellent 
customer services or create a MASTERPIECE.
Some persons are very lucky 
to continue with their PASSION; 
but, don't feel demotivated if you are going to 
have entirely a new PROFESSION.
To become a dedicated professional, 
don't forget your parents, children and WIFE; 
because, you are in your profession to earn bread and butter for 
your family members to enjoy with them a good quality LIFE." - Arindam Sain

IF YOU FAIL TO DO DEVELOPMENT, THEN AFTER 5 YEARS, WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT !!!

"After the detailed analysis of the results 
of 2017 Assembly Elections in Uttar Pradesh, Uttarakhand, 
Punjab, Goa and Manipur; it is very clear that the 
regional political parties are losing their IMPORTANCE; 
whereas on the other hand, the Bharatiya Janata Party 
and the Indian National Congress Party; i.e. 
the two national political parties are 
gaining popularity and DOMINANCE. 
In Uttar Pradesh, Mr. Akhilesh Yadav did a blunder 
by insulting his own DAD; 
and the supporters of Mulayam Singh Yadav felt 
very disappointed and SAD; 
the Samajwadi Party showed a very poor performance under 
the leadership of Mulayam's son who is still a LAD. 
INC came in power 
in PUNJAB; 
Akali Dal performed so badly that their position is 
even behind AAP. 
BJP conquered both 
Uttar Pradesh and Uttarakhand 
due to 'NaMo' SUPER CYCLONE; 
BJP failed to conquer Bihar because like Narendra Modi, 
Mr. Nitish Kumar also did rapid socio-economic development 
and became a popular ICON. 
INC performed well in Goa, and BJP somewhat 
felt Mr. Manohar Parrikar's ABSENCE; 
though, surprisingly, in Manipur, 
BJP is showing its strong PRESENCE. 
After all these poll results, the message of the voters is 
very clear that, 'For 5 years in power, if you fail to do 
overall socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 
then after 5 years, by voting your opponent party, 
we will not allow you 
to form the next GOVERNMENT.'"- Arindam Sain 

2017 SAAL ER BIDHAN SABHA NIRBACHAN E KAAR HAATHE THAAKBE UTTAR PRADESH RAJYER GODI !!!

"'Ohe! Baabla, baari firli bujhi 
sab e office theke, taa besh, besh! 
ebaar ektu fresh hoye TV taa KHOL; 
praaye sab news channel ei paanch rajyer 
2017 saal er bidhan sabha nirbachan er falafal niye 
cholche chulchera bishleshan aar Exit POLL. 
Manipur rajye INC r ee 
jetaar sambhabona BESHI; 
taa boley toh aar raataraati serey jaabe naa 
INC r jwar, sardi aar KAASI. 
Punjab rajye khub daapat dekhacchilo ekti dal, 
jaar naam AKALI; 
kintu drugs er naasha r rang je kaalo, taai ei dal 
er mukh e laagteyi paare CHUNKAALI.'

'Aah! Baablu, tui je dekhchi Exit Poll dekhey 
hoyechish khub ee UTTEJITO; 
Uttarakhand rajye BJP peteyi paare sab thekey beshi vote,  
kintu magic figure ki hobey ARJITO? 
Abosyoi BJP r dakhal e thaakbe GOA; 
jehetu ei rajya Maharashtra rajye r LAAGOA. 
Benaras sahar er paas diye 
boyey jaaye Ganga NODI; 
BJP firteyi paare Uttar Pradesh e banobaas kaatiye 
kaaron ei Raja r naam Narendra MODI; 
ei Raja abaar jeetey jaaye JODI; 
taai saap aar beji teyo dekhi hoye jaaye SONDHI; 
Circus e toh haati r khela o hoy, abaar haath diye cycle chaaliye 
o khela dekhano hoy, kintu aar je hoyna BAAGHBONDI. 
Exit Poll noy, asol falafal ee bolbe je 2017 saal er Bidhan Sabha 
Nirbachan e kaar haathe thaakbe Uttar Pradesh rajyer GODI.'"- Arindam Sain

DOL PURNIMA O HOLI UTSAV !!!

"'Ei je 
MAMA; 
nanarakom rang e rangeen 
hoyeche tomaar JAMA !' 

'Orey Bhagne, 
aaj je Dol PURNIMA; 
aajker din e chaturdikey sudhu ee rang er khela aar 
hobe Mahaprabhu Chaitanya r kirtan er Sa Re Ga MA. 
Krishna r gaayer 
rang chilo KAALO; 
Radha taar premik er gaaye rang laagateyi Ghanashyam er 
gaayer rang hoye galo forshaa ebong aro BHALO; 
sei theke Bharat e 
rang khelaar utsav shuru hoye GALO.' 

'Noy pooro maanush, noy pooro singho, 
se toh chilo Narasingho, jei naa porlo taar THAABA; 
seshmesh etogulo shaktishaali aashirvad paaowa sottweyo 
morey galo Prahlad er BABA. 
Prahlad ke maarte esey, 
Holika galo purey AAGUNEY; 
Holika dahan e bhaloi swaad hoy 
oi poraa aloo aar poraa BEGUNEY; 
naach, gaan, misti aar rang er khelaaye 
hridmajhare prem je jegey othey ei sundar FALGUNEY.'"- Arindam Sain 

VASANT WRITU KE ISH DIN MEIN, YEH BAARISH KYON HUI ACHANAK !!!

"'Vasant Writu ke ish din 
mein, yeh baarish 
kyon hui ACHANAK; 
yeh baarish ki boondein, 
yaad dilaati hain tumhari, 
aur mera dil bhi kare dhak DHAK.' 

'Ish mausam ko 
kyon deti ho DOSH; 
jab mujhe tum dekhte ho toh 
tumhare urh jaate hain HOSH; 
phir bhi tum 
kyon ho KHAMOSH; 
mard ho tum, aakhir dil mein saccha pyar hain 
toh jaagao woh sacchey pyar ki JOSH.'
 
'Tumhari yeh baatein sunney ke baad 
mera dil hua RANGOLI; 
ish Holi ke din, tumhari pitaji se tumhari haath 
maang lengey aur khelenge HOLI; 
dil mein jab saccha pyar hain toh 
khamosh bhi rahein aakhir kab TAK; 
Vasant Writu ke ish din mein, 
yeh baarish kyon hui ACHANAK.'" - Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 75 RUNS IN THE 2ND TEST OF PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 !!!

"In the 2nd Test of Paytm Test Series of 2017, 
Indian team started off well with good batting 
but Lokesh Rahul fell 10 runs short of a TON; 
the Australian bowler who restricted India at 189 runs 
in 1st Innings by taking 8 wickets 
for 50 runs is Nathan LYON. 
In the 1st Innings, Australian batting line up 
dominated the show due to 
good batting by Renshaw and MARSH; 
but, the other Australian batsmen felt 
some difficulties as for them the 
spin bowling of Jadeja was too HARSH. 
In the 2nd Innnings, Indian team fought back 
due to Rahul, Pujara and Rahane to take as 
much lead as they COULD; 
despite facing some good bowling 
performances by the 
Australian bowler, Josh HAZLEWOOD. 
Australian batting line up got completely 
wrapped up at 112 runs only in 2nd Innings due to 
some good spin bowling by ASHWIN; 
with 2 more Test matches remaining, 
India fought back well to make the Paytm Test Series 
of 2017, 1-1 after such a fantastic WIN." - Arindam Sain

WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS UNDER KOLKATA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION ?

"A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Sir, I have heard 
that after demonetization of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 rupee notes, 
your house was raided by the officials of Income Tax DEPARTMENT; 
it means that you are also a 
corrupted person like me and that 
I-T raid was just a harsh COMPLIMENT. 
Sir, illegally, without any sanction from 
Corporation Office, how to make an illegal CONSTRUCTION ? 
Illegally, without any sanction from Corporation Office, 
how to have a drainage system and water CONNECTION ?' 
A CORRUPTED EXECUTIVE ENGINEER: 'The procedure is very simple; 
if you can bribe me and some of my colleagues 
with a huge amount of CASH; 
then we will throw all those 
legal papers regarding norms and procedures 
of Corporation Office in a TRASH.'  
A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Fantastic! 
All your statements have been recorded in the form of a 
video footage in this hidden camera and I have to 
arrest you without any HESITATION;  
now, we are understanding why 
there are so many 
illegal constructions under 
Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION ?'" - Arindam Sain 

BOTH DELHI AND WEST BENGAL STATE MUST BE DECLARED A DRY STATE !!!

"In Delhi and West Bengal, the numbers of murders, 
extortions, molestations, sexual abuses 
and rapes are INCREASING; 
the drunkard anti-socials and drunkard 
rich spoilt brats are committing heinous crimes 
which is very alarming and SURPRISING. 
In Delhi, anywhere and at anytime, at any place, 
anybody can sexually abuse, molest, 
rape and murder a WOMAN; 
but, only candle lights march with a tagline of 'Nirbhaya' 
makes the News Headlines and the rapists roam around 
freely as every Delhite feels helpless as a 'COMMON MAN'.
If you die like a martyr at the Indo-Pak Border 
as a soldier, then as a resident of West Bengal, 
it is regarded as a DISCREDIT; 
but, as a resident of West Bengal, if you die by 
drinking alcohol, then in your savings account, you will 
get Rs. 5 lakhs as a reward as it is regarded as a big CREDIT.
When the Supreme Court has taken strict steps to shift 
several liquor shops from National Highways to reduce 
the sale and consumption of ALCOHOL; 
then why the government of Delhi and West Bengal is 
somewhat too supportive towards liquor shop owners 
to create a long term administrative LOOPHOLE ?
Both Bihar and Gujarat are dry due to 
Nitish Kumar and Narendra MODI; 
why Delhi and West Bengal are too alcoholic under the 
administrative powers of Mr. Arvind and DIDI?
To decrease the number of anti-social activities, 
rape and other crime RATE; 
both Delhi and West Bengal State 
must be declared as a dry STATE." - Arindam Sain

PRIVATE SCHOOLS IN INDIA ARE DOING BUSINESS IN THE NAME OF PROVIDING EDUCATION !!!

"HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Your girl child is very 
bright and INTELLIGENT; 
after having an interview of you and your wife, we are quite 
satisfied about you and your wife's emotional QUOTIENT; 
by the way, your wife is just a housewife, 
but, what is your gross salary at PRESENT ?' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! I am just an employee 
of a reputed Nationalized Bank and living with my wife 
and daughter in a Bank Quarter on House RENT; 
we the employees of Nationalized Bank are not 
so high salaried staffs under the 
'Undertaking Umbrella' of Indian GOVERNMENT.' 
HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Whatever it may be, 
the logic is very simple, this admission interview process 
of this girl child and her parents is just a timepass SESSION; 
this is a very reputed private school of Kolkata City, 
there is some extra cost associated with 
its brand value regarding ADMISSION; 
therefore, to get your girl child 
admitted in this school, 
you have to give Rs. 1 lakh as DONATION.' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! Are you indirectly trying 
to say that a child of a poor family will not become too 
highly literate in our Bharat NATION ? 
All the Members of Parliament must discuss 
about how to take some strict actions on this 
type of Private INSTITUTION; 
on this issue, 
there must be a Parliament SESSION; 
Indian Government gave 
so many lectures on 
black money and corruption after DEMONETIZATION; 
why that same Indian Government is silent on the corruption 
that is taking place as the Private Schools in India are doing 
business in the name of providing EDUCATION ?'"- Arindam Sain

KHUUBSOORTI-E-BOLLYWOOD !!!

"Woh Khubsoorti hee kya jisse 
dekhne ke baad naa ho NASHA; 
bahut saal pehle thi Madhubala, Nutan, 
Sharmila, Hema, Rekha aur ASHA;
kuch saal pehle thi Madhuri, Sridevi, 
Divya, Neelam, Katrina, BIPASHA; 
ab hain Priyanka, Deepika, 
Jacqueline, Alia, Yami, DISHA."- Arindam Sain 

URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACES IS A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT IN INDIA !!!

"A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Hey, you, Indian Woman, 
you are urinating in an open place ! 
Are you not feeling ashamed? 
Are you not having any mentality of hygiene and DECENCY ?' 
INDIAN WOMAN: 'This is normal in India. 
Unlike in some developed nations, no one gets fined or jailed 
here for urinating in public places. Look at that man; he is doing potty 
in an open place; your EXCELLENCY ! ' 
A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Indian Government must take 
strict actions on those Indians who do potty or urinate in an open place 
to pollute the environment. 
Make strict rules to keep these idiot people TIGHT; 
otherwise, one day will come in India when these 
idiot people will proudly start saying, 
'In India, urinating in 
public places is a fundamental RIGHT'.'"- Arindam Sain