KOLI PAHAAR ER KOLEY EKTI GRAAM; NAAM TAAR GOPIDHAM; SEKHANE THAAKE SHRIRAM; MURTIKAAR HISEBE ACHE TAAR SUNAAM !!!

"Koli pahaar er koley ekti GRAM; 
naam taar GOPIDHAM; 
sekhane thaakey SHRIRAM; 
murtikaar hisebe achey taar SUNAAM. 
Jekono murti baanate holeyi, 
sabai choley aasey taar BAARI; 
kintu se boleyi daaye, 'murti tairi 
hobe na tairi eto TARATARI.' 
Jaara murti tairi koraate daaye, 
taara bhabhey murti tairi koraata 
jano ekta kono PRAKALPO; 
kintu ekjon murtikaar ba shilpi r 
kaachey, ekti sundar murti tairi 
koraata holo, ekta sundar SHILPO. 
Jekono murti je taratari 
tairi korte hobe, eta ke bolechey, 
jato ee dik taara murti r DAAM; 
ektu beshi samay niye, 
bhalo murti tairi korleyi, 
tobeyi naa hobe SUNAAM. 
Aajkaal shilpi der o ki 
amraa bhabchi BYABSADAAR; 
taholey kintu onnyanno desh er tulonaa e 
pichiye porbe amader shilpokala ABAAR. 
Taai toh Shriram boleyi daaye, 'Daao bhai 
kichu beshi samay, taaka nebo na BAARTI; 
tairi holey 
daarun ekti MURTI; 
tobeyi naa itihaas er boi te lekha thaakbe 
amaar ei KEERTI.'"- Arindam Sain

'UNPREDICTABILITY' AND 'UNDERCOVER' ARE THE TWO KEYWORDS OF EXCELLENT ESPIONAGE !!!

'Unpredictability' and 'Undercover' 
are the two keywords 
of excellent ESPIONAGE; 
even computer and other 
technical skills are also required 
in this modern AGE. 
Unlike in other jobs, you cannot just only 
stay and work in any corporate CAGE; 
in odd times, you cannot also remain 
as calm as any SAGE. 
Always change your locations frequently 
and be in DISGUISE; 
play the fishy game, before the culprits 
try to become too WISE. 
As a spy, if you can create a 
very strong and reliable 
information receiving NETWORK; 
then in danger situations, 
you don't need to 
do much HARDWORK. 
Like Israel, India needs 
to strengthen its 
espionage SYSTEM; 
to come out with timely solutions 
before any issue can become 
any big PROBLEM."- Arindam Sain

ODISHA RE DIN O DIN O HOUCHI BESH DRUTO PRAGATI; NAVEEN BABU R HAATH E JANO OCHI GOTEY ADBHUT JAADUKAATHI, TAAI TO HOUCHI ETO UNNATI !!!

"Odisha re din o 
din o houchi 
besh druto PRAGATI; 
Naveen Babu r haath e jano ochi 
gotey adbhut jaadukaathi, 
taai toh houchi eto UNNATI. 
Saamudrik naabbyata r parikkha 
kori paai asithila Chennai r IIT; 
teekey sunuchi je Dhamra naaki habo 
pore ekti baro Steel CITY. 
Okhon toh Odisha r pratyanta 
gram e gram e bhi, 
baigh ka raasta paaka houchi, 
paani jomaar o kuno samasya NAAI; 
Bhubaneswar sahar taa umni teyi planned 
city thila, kintu taar maintainence etto 
sundar bhabhe koruchi prashashan, je satti 
mu Naveen babu re mor o pranaam JANAAI. 
Odisha r baro baro shahar e 
okhon khub sattar 
aasi jiba piped gas LINE; 
gas er bill o LPG r cheye kom poribo 
ebong ek maash ditey deri hoile bhi, 
laagibeni kuno FINE. 
Gorur gobar aar maanushya r o 
malmutra r gas er sangmishran e tairi 
kora habo biogas, jaa diye o kori 
paaribi mu khabaar RANNA. 
GAIL toh sab parikkha nirikkha shuru kori 
dila, safal hoiley por, LPG, petrol aar diesel 
er chaahida komi jaabe, beshi daam 
aar BAARIBONAA."- Arindam Sain

HAR BYABSAAYE BAZAAR AUR SABJI MANDI KO JODHNE KI KHAATIR, WOH BANAAYE NAYA NAYA BADIYA RAASTA; ISILIYE TOH BABUA, AAJ BHI KAPDA, KOI BHI CHEEZ YA SABJI EE BIHAR MA HAIN SHASTAA !!!

"Ee Bihar ma ek samay 
bada ee atyachaar 
karee ho, ee LALOO; 
jab se Nitish power ma aayi gawa ho, 
mafia raaj toh bilkul bandh hoi gayeel, 
naa hain aab CHALOO. 
Sab ko milego tender, khaali shanti 
baanayi raakhi yeh Bihar ma, 
ganatantra ki KHAATIR; 
dheere dheere vikash hone laaga ee 
Bihar ma, arrey babua, ee Nitish aapna 
toh niklaa bade ee SHAATIR. 
Aab toh babua, Patna se Chapra tak ka 
safar bhi kar sake ho Metro Rail ma, 
kuch hee saalon BAAD; 
bacha liyo hain ee Nitish baa, 
sahi waqt par, nahi toh Bihar ho 
hee jaawat ekdum BARBAAD. 
Har sabji mandi aur byabsaye bazaar o 
ko jodhne ki khaatir, woh baanaye 
naya naya badiya RAASTA; 
isiliye toh babua, aaj bhi kapda, 
koi bhi cheez ya sabji, ee 
Bihar ma hain SHASTAA."- Arindam Sain

ARREY KAISE HO RUDRAKSHA RAKSHIT; ABHI BHI HO ITNI CHINTIT !!!

"Arrey kaise ho 
Rudraksha RAKSHIT ? 
Abhi bhi ho 
itni CHINTIT; 
ke tumhari paisa aur naukri kya 
hain sachmuch SURAKSHIT. 
Suraksha kahaan 
hain BHAYA; 
isiliye toh itni saari 
Jeevan Bima KARBAAYA. 
Sarkari sanstha o ka sankhya 
ho jaayegi bahut KAM; 
bahut gati laana hoga koi bhi kaam 
mein, jab bhi badayengey koi KADAM. 
USA model 
ne shikhaya 
'Social Security NUMBER'; 
China model 
ne shikaya 'Made in India', taah ki 
amdaani naa karni hogi har BAAR. 
USSR model 
ne shikaya ki jyada badhne 
naa paaye MUDRASFITI; 
Europe model ne shikaya ki 
kisi bi sanstha ka monopoly nahi 
rahegi, yehi hain vartaman PARISTHITI. 
Jab Zindagi mein kuch bhi surakshit 
nahi hain, toh kaahe ka, aur kya 
khoney ka DARR; 
jee le apni zindagi aapne andaz se, 
kabhi yahaan toh kabhi wahaan 
kaam karna shuru KAR."- Arindam Sain

HUM NE PADH LIYA HAIN TUMHARE DIL; HOON MAIN TUMHARE KAABIL; APNI PYAARI SI SANSAAR MEIN KARLO MUJHE SAAMIL !!!

"Ladki ne boli, 'Main bhi tumhari tarah 
divorcee hoon, naam hain JANHAVI; 
tum toh ho 
Internet ki RAJKAVI; 
badiya laagta hain tumhare 
woh sab stylish CHAVI; 
ish Rajya mein toh bahut kam hee 
suney hain tumhare yeh PADVI.'

Ladke ne bola, 'Dadaji kaha karte 
teh ki eksamay hamaare 
purvpurush teh RAJASTHANI; 
Maharana Pratap ke samay 
Alwar mein kisi Rajput Raja 
ke teh Rajput SENANI. 
Phir Uttar Pradesh mein 
Thakur Bhrahmin baaney aur phir 
unme sey kuch ghusey BIHAR; 
zameen ko leke dangal huye, 
baane teh joh kuch bigre huye 
shehzaada aur ZAMINDAAR. 
Gene ke andar hee hain 
maar danga wali baath, 
kuch kar nahi SAKTE; 
par gussey ko kaabu mein rakhna 
shikhey hain humlog yun hee 
raastey mein chalte CHALTE. 
Bihar mein jab huye badiya sa 
parivaar wala DAANGA; 
tab khoon ke rang se laal 
ho chuki thi Maa GANGA. 
Apne hee parivaar walon se 
jaan baachane ke liye, 
kuch bhaagey BARDHAMAN; 
kuch gaya Baleswar mein Panda banne, 
aur kuch wahan se uttar ke disha mein 
gaya, banne Nandigram ka MEHMAAN. 
Midnapore se 
saat bhai 
aaye SUNDARBAN; 
ussi saat bhai ka ek bhai tha mere 
Dadaji, badiya karte teh Gita paath 
aur gaate teh BHAJAN. 
Kisaan ke bete ko 
milaa ek rastriya bank 
mein naukri aur aaya KOLKATTA; 
sirf hum hee ish khaandaan ki pehli 
bada ladke hain joh doosre jagah pe 
migrate na kar saka, hai re VIDHAATA.'

Ladki ne boli, 'Chorh ke chali gayi 
jisse kiye teh SHAADI; 
ho gaya, jitna 
honaa tha BARBAADI. 
Phir se shuru karo 
ek naya ZINDAGI; 
hum toh taiyaar hain ish Rajput se, 
karne ke liye DILLAGI. 
Kolkatta mein aab kya rakha hain, 
chalo Bengaluru, Chennai ya MUMBAI; 
Rukmini nahi, Radha nahi, o mere Kishan 
Kanaiya, main banoongi tumhari MEERABAI.'

Ladka ne bola, 'Mat karo 
itni bhi JALDBAAZI; 
shaadi ke liye mat ho jaao 
itni jaldi RAAZI. 
Pehle poori tarah se 
parakh toh loh MUJHE; 
kyon kuch galat kaha 
kya maine, kya SAMJHE.'

Haash ke woh ladki boli, 
'Ziddi hotey ho tum Rajput log, 
kar ke hee chorhte ho, 
jo pakad lete ho ZID; 
par jab bhi jisse pyar karte ho, 
ussey bahut pyar karte ho, 
aur karte ho unse bhi bahut 
saare pyaar ki UMMEED. 
Khaaye ho 
dhokha EKBAAR; 
iska matlab yeh nahi, ke milega 
nahi tumko saccha PYAR. 
Humne toh padh liya 
hain tumhare DIL; 
hoon main 
tumhare KAABIL; 
apni pyari si sansaar mein kar lo 
mujhko SAAMIL.'"- Arindam Sain

WILL INDIA PLAY THEIR 1ST DAY-NIGHT TEST MATCH AT EDEN GARDENS; AS INDIAN TEAM IS IN A GREAT FORM, THE EXPERIMENTATION DOES MAKE A POSITIVE SENSE !!!

"Is India and Bangladesh jointly 
on 3rd November 2019, going to 
create a new RECORD; 
discussions for approvals are going on 
before we can hear the final decision 
on BCCI President's vocal CORD. 
The colour of the 
ball is PINK; 
a Day-Night Test match series may be 
quite fascinating, what do you THINK ! 
Many other nations have played 
Test matches with the Pink BALL; 
if started, then it can be a good experience 
for the Indian cricket team after ALL. 
Will India play 
their 1st Day-Night Test 
match at Eden GARDENS ? 
When the Indian cricket team is in 
great form, the experimentation does 
make a positive SENSE."- Arindam Sain

'PASS-FAIL' AASUK FIREY; TOBE JODI BANGABHOOMI R SHIKKA R MAAN DAARAYE GHUREY !!!

"Eta ke re, 
college pass koreche, 
othocho bhalo kore likhteyo 
paarena ekta DARKHAASTO; 
'Soft skills are Letter writing' er 
training class e pathacchi tomaaye, 
tarpor o naa likhtey paarle, kore debo 
ei chaakri theke BARKHAASTO. 
Yeh dekho 
mere pyare 
mitron aur DOSTO; 
yeh haal hain Bangaal ke ladko ka, padhai 
likhai mein ekdum bekaar, khaali khaata 
hain chaawal, dal aur aloo POSTO. 
Dosh ta asoley tomaar noy, 
asoley bhool koreche PROSHASHAN; 
bhebechilo je 'Pass-Fail' tuley diye 
chaalabe 'Hirak Rajya' r mato SHASHAN; 
kintu sarkaari shikkhak 
baa kono dhoni bangaali r 
chele meye ra je porey oi ICSE 
ba CBSE board er Private SCHOOL E; 
tomraa oi mid-day meal ee khaabe aar 
kichu naa shikhey college o pass kore jaabe, 
kintu All India Competitive parikkha e pass 
keyu korbena tomaar teen KUL E. 
Taholey byapar ta 
ki daracchey, jaar baba r 
achey beshi PAISA; 
seyi kintu pacchey asol shikkha, 
bhalo ee dakhal e thaakche 
oi English BHASHA; 
se bhalo jaayega e chaakri peye 
hocchey aaro dhoni, 
aar tumi royeyi jaccho CHAASHA. 
Pratham e ora English dilo TULEY; 
tomraa ek dhaap pichiye GELEY; 
Computer jodi o baa onek bachor 
por e Bangabhoomi teh ELO; 
pass fail gelo uthey, kotha theke 
aar paabe shikka r ALO. 
'Pass-Fail' 
aasuk FIREY, 
tobe jodi Bangabhoomi r shikka r maan 
abaar daaraye GHUREY."- Arindam Sain

AMI GOPON MANTRA SHIKHEY HOTEY CHAAI ANTARYAAMI; KAARON AATMA R SHANTI EBONG MAANUSH ER JEEVAN, DUTO EE BESH DAAMI !!!

"Chotobela thekeyi 
ami ANAATH; 
ei shamsaan ee amaar baasosthaan, 
ami tantrik TARAKNATH. 
Bolo he bolo, 
hey shamsaan KALI; 
ki chaai tomaar, sudhu ekbaar 
bolo amaaye KHAALI; 
ekkhuni diye debo 
katogulo PATHABALI. 
Chotobela thekeyi 
ami tomaar BHAKTO; 
balo sudhu bolo, kato chaai 
kaacha maangsho aar RAKTO. 
Je kore amaar 
saathey SHAROJANTRA; 
taar khoti ami koreyi chaaari, kaaron 
ami je jaani onekgulo MANTRA. 
Mrityu r por laash hoye aasey 
maanush ei shamsaan e, 
jaane na tomaar ki KHAMOTA; 
kintu jakhan oder aatmaa shanti naa peye 
ghorey edik odik bhooth hoye, takhan 
tumi ee hoye otho oder ador er MAATA. 
Esechey kaliyug, 
maanush ekhan hoyechey 
nishturh aar SWARTHOPOR; 
eder mastisko thik hoy, 
bhool jaaye bhengey, jakhan era 
bhooth hoye jaaye mrityu r POR. 
Tomaar pujo kore, 
onek sadhana r por peyechi 
ami onek SHAKTI; 
taai toh aajker ei 
amabasya raat e, jegechey amaar, 
tomaar proti onek BHAKTI. 
Ami ebaar 
katha boltey chaai 
jekono bhooth er SAATHEY; 
jaate seyi bhooth gulo jano kono 
maanush er khoti na kore taader 
jeevan er GATIPATHEY. 
Ami gopon mantra shikhey 
hotey chaai ANTARYAAMI; 
kaaron aatmaa r shanti ebong maanush er 
jeevan, duto ee besh DAAMI."- Arindam Sain

DIWALI IS THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS; SAY NO TO FIRECRACKERS, TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY EARS AND EYESIGHTS !!!

"The dogs can hear 
what you CANNOT; 
for them, noise of any 
firecracker means a LOT. 
Ask any environmentalist, 
that after the Diwali day, how much 
pollution is their in the AIR; 
To keep an healthy environment, 
all of us must work unitedly to keep 
a pollution free ATMOSPHERE. 
In India, the concern 
about any type of 
pollution is always 
the last topic of DISCUSSION. 
Thanks to the Modi Government, 
at least, for cleaning up the Ganga River 
and the cleaning works are a reality 
without any CONFUSION. 
As per the scientific reports, 
the Earth planet is slowly becoming 
a polluted gas CHAMBER; 
even the waters under the 
deep layers of soils are 
drying out, always REMEMBER. 
Senior citizens and patients 
also suffer a lot 
due to the noise POLLUTION. 
In every state of India, the high sound 
producing firecrackers must be banned 
as it can be a good SOLUTION. 
DIWALI is the 
festival of LIGHTS; 
say no to firecrackers, to maintain 
healthy ears and EYESIGHTS."- Arindam Sain

BANGAALI YUVA SAMAJ, SE HOK DAAN KIMBA BAAM, TAADER SHIRHDAARA EKHANO JAAYENI BEKEY; 2021 SAAL ER AAGEYI HOYTO ERAA EE BUJHIYE DEBEY BAAGH ER THAABA BOLEY KAAKEY !!!

"Bharatiya Janata Party ke 
korleyi SAMARTHAN; 
ei Bangabhoomi teh shuru 
hoy atyachaar TAKHAN. 
Ekjon Congress netaa ke 
police custody teh niye korlo taara 
se ki atyaachaar o APOMAAN; 
sudhu sudhu erokom kharaap byabohaar 
korley, kano sadharan maanush debey 
Police der ke kono SAMMAN. 
Ganatantra maaneyi, 
je keyu je kono 
dal keyi samarthan 
kortey PAARE; 
ei Bangabhoomi teh jakhan eisab faltu 
rajneeti niye era maraamaari korey, takhan 
kintu haasahaasi korey Bangladeshi ra, 
jaara thaakey oi PADMAAPAARE. 
Ke kaar opor atyachaar kore, 
taar sakkhi aachey ei Bangabhoomi r 
ekti Panchayat NIRBACHAN. 
Daktaar, ukeel, chaatro baa 
shikkhak sabai je katobaar 
korey korlo ANOSHAN. 
Pass fail neyi, 
chaakri neyi, 
club e jacchey 
kato ee naa TAAKA; 
onnyo rajye choley jacchey bangaali ra 
aar bolchey, 'Bangabhoomi ekhan 
maataal der thekh hoyechey, satti ee 
aar jaayena sekhaane THAAKA. 
Police kintu onek kasto 
koreyi duskriti der DHOREY; 
kintu ei rajneeti r lokeder jonnye 
duskriti der cherey ditey hoy POREY. 
Rajyapal jakhan Bangabhoomi r 
aayeenshrinkhala niye CHINTITO; 
takhan prashashan er lok e ra taakey 
apomaan korlo KATO. 
Darjeeling theke Sundarban, 
sabai achey KHEPEY; 
Ei Bangabhoomi bhorey gachey khoon 
aar cut-money r PAAPEY. 
Bangaali Yuva samaj, se hok 
daan kimba baam, taader shirhdaara 
ekhano jaayeni BEKEY; 
2021 saal er aageyi hoyto eraa ee 
bujhiye debey baagh er thaaba 
boley KAAKEY."- Arindam Sain

BAANOGI TUM EKDIN MERI GHARWALI; AAO ISH ANDHERE MEIN EKSAATH MAANAYE DIWALI !!!

"Andhera hain andhera, 
charon taraf ANDHERA; 
kaun yahaan hain kis ka, kis ka hain 
kaun, kya rishta hain tera aur MERA. 
Har saal ashubh shakti ka vinaash karne 
ke liye, maanayi jaati hain DUSSEHRA; 
andheri raaton ke baad hee 
suraj ugta hain aur hoti hain SAVERA. 
Tum jaisi phool, bagichey mein ho, 
toh hum kyon naa baane 
ush baagichey ki MAALI; 
zaroorat padhne par, paani toh hum 
hee denge tumko, tumhari intezaar 
mein hain mera yeh chota sa HAVELI. 
Malad ka rahenwala hoon main, 
zyaada dur nahi hain tumhari 
rahene ki jagah, BORIVALI. 
Tumhare liye likhey hum shayari, 
gaaye hum kabhi rock, pop, 
ghazal aur QAWAALI; 
dil mein khwab jo dikhtey hain 
roz, ki baanogi tum 
ekdin meri GHARWALI; 
andhera hain andhera, kyon ki chaand 
chupha hain kahi, aao ish andhere mein 
eksaath maanaaye DIWALI."- Arindam Sain

YOU ARE THE NAUGHTIEST PERSON OF MY LIFE SURELY; WHOM I WILL ALWAYS KEEP ON LOVING SO PROUDLY !!!

"Arin said, 'O Mili, o MILI; 
the weather is so CHILLY; 
to make myself hot, give me 
a green CHILLI; 
oh ! no ! after biting, hotness 
prevails in my BELLY.' 

Mili laughed and said, 'You are 
sometimes taking out your tongue 
due to chilli effect, oh REALLY; 
I know much better ways 
to heat you up, just relax a bit, 
don't be so SILLY.' 

Arin said, 'Switch off the main lights 
and turn on the night bulb ONLY; 
without your hot actions of love 
and romance, I feel so LONELY. 
Come to my arms, hug me tightly, kiss 
my lips and other body parts DEEPLY.'

'I was talking about a cup of 
hot coffee,' said Mili by 
laughing out LOUDLY. 
You are the naughtiest person 
of my life SURELY; 
whom I will always keep on 
loving so PROUDLY; 
now pounce on me like a tiger 
to make this romantic cold night 
too hot and LOVELY.'"- Arindam Sain

SABAI BOLCHEY EI 2019 E, 'SUBHO DHANTERAS'; KALI PUJO R DIN E KI MEGH JAABE KETEY, DEKHBO NEELAKAASH !!!

"Megh toh dekhchi 
bejaaye PAAJI; 
surya r alo r taap ee 
pelo naa etogulo BAAJI; 
Buro daa r dokaan e 
alu r chop noy, 
bikri hocche beshi PIYAAJI; 
Barsha writu te noy, onyo writu teyi 
hocche dekhchi beshi bristi, 
ei prakriti r ek adbhut KAARSAAJI. 
Ektu toh uthuk rodh, 
oi Kali pujo r sakaal e, jekhane 
sekhane hobey na kono odhik 
shabdo r BOMABAAJI; 
jekhaane sekhaane police 
ghurchey chadmabesh e, 
dhorleyi 500 taaka jorimana, 
besh taate o amraa RAAJI. 
Nimnochaap hoyechey, kintu sabai 
bolchey ei 2019 e, 'Subho DHANTERAS'; 
Kalipujo r din e, ki megh jaabe ketey, 
dekhbo NEELAKAASH !"- Arindam Sain

COURIER SERVICE IN INDIA IS STILL QUITE EXPENSIVE; BUT, AT A MUCH CHEAPER COST, THE SERVICES OF POST OFFICES ARE QUITE IMPRESSIVE !!!

"Why big corporate firms 
are still relying too much on 
the service of COURIERS; 
as a result, the people working in 
several post offices are thinking that 
they have ruined their own CAREERS. 
Post offices are now having 
the online tracking SYSTEM; 
so to track the current location of your 
letter, there is nowadays, no PROBLEM. 
Courier service 
in India is 
quite EXPENSIVE; 
whereas, in a much cheaper cost, 
the services of Post Offices 
are quite IMPRESSIVE. 
In any Post Office, you can send any 
letter by registered post with 
an acknowledgement POSTCARD; 
there are not so many trained pigeons 
now, but, Postmen are also as efficient 
as any trained pigeon BIRD."- Arindam Sain

FOR WOMEN EMPLOYEES, IF YOU MAKE FLEXIBLE HR POLICIES, THEN THOSE FEMALE EMPLOYEES MAY CREATE SO MANY OASIS !!!

"No matter, whatever 
you buy from the 
market at DAYLIGHT; 
if the female members of a family is 
in a happy mood, then it is always a 
lovely lunch or dinner DELIGHT. 
When any female member cooks FOOD; 
with a fantastic MOOD; 
usually, that food tastes really GOOD. 
Similarly, even in corporate arena, 
keep the women employees satisfied 
with flexible HR POLICIES; 
then, only, those female employees, 
even in deserts, can create 
so many OASIS. 
Many women employees 
are facing several problems 
of work and life 
balance in big FIRMS; 
a little flexibility in HR policies 
may increase the profitability of 
a company even with some 
socio-economic CHARMS."- Arindam Sain

HAR SAAL HOTI HAIN EK VIRAT MELA; JAHAAN HAR SAAL JAATI HAIN TEEN DOST, URMILA, SHILA AUR MALA !!!

'Canning ke Kali Puja mein 
hoti hain har saal, ek virat MELA; 
har saal ki tarah, issh baar bhi ush mele 
mein ghumne gayi Shila, Urmila aur MALA. 
Khareeda woh log rangi birangi 
churiyaan, phir kiye ek jagah pe 
baith ke bahut saare GAPPEY; 
papdi chaat bhi khaayi, 
khaayi garam garam jalebi aur 
dherh saarey gol GOPPEY. 
Gubbarey khareedey unh teen o ney 
laal, neela aur PEELA; 
mele ke bheerh mein kho gayi 
naa jaane kaise URMILA; 
mele ka micwala microphone le ke 
jor jor se bahut baar BOLA, '
Aa jaao idhaar 
jaldi URMILA, 
kyon ki intezaar kar rahi hain 
tumhari dost MALA, 
laal gubbare liye, aur Shila ke haath 
mein hain gubbare NEELA.' 
Micwala ka baath 
sunn ke 
haash utha GUBBAREWALA; 
kyon ki phir gayi hain Urmila ussi ke paas, 
ish baar khareedne ek gubbare, 
jiska rang hain KAALA. 
Gubbare toh udhti hain 
aasmaan mein, 
jab tak ush mein hain DUM; 
Mala, Shila aur Urmila ki dosti bhi aasmaan 
mein udhti hain teen panchi ki tarah 
har jagah pe HARDAM."- Arindam Sain

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MEDICAL BILLS; JUST ENJOY MEDICAL TREATMENT IN 'HOSPITAL ON WHEELS' !!!

"Buy a 'Railways Insurance' in 
your name to avail medical care 
anytime in 'Hospital on WHEELS'; 
if you are paying the premium 
every year, then, don't worry 
about the medical BILLS. 
'Hospital on wheels' is 
nothing but a hospital 
within a special TRAIN; 
you only need to have a 'Railways 
Insurance' card to get admitted to that 
moving hospital anytime again and AGAIN. 
For the Indian Railways staffs and 
their family members, the medical care 
in any 'Hospital on wheels' 
will be free of COST. 
Experienced doctors of at least 5 years 
will be recruited in Indian Railways 
medical team and the maximum 
age criteria will be 40 years at MOST. 
The mission of Indian Railways is 
to provide you a journey 
where you always remain 
fit and HEALTHY; 
the medical team of 'Hospital on 
wheel's are always there to do your 
medical treatment, no matter, whether 
you are poor or WEALTHY."- Arindam Sain

OHO ! ETA TOH DEKHCHI MURSHIDABADI BIRYANI R HANDI; TOMAAR ELAAKA TEYI ESECHI, JAAR NAAM KANDI !!!

"Oho ! Eta toh dekhchi Murshidabadi 
Nawabi Biryani r HANDI; 
tomaar elaaka teyi esechi, 
jaar naam KANDI. 
Tomaar janmodin e 
aamra khayiechilum 
tomaare CAKE; 
aar tumi baari theke niye esechiley seyi 
Nawabi biryani, ekhano sakkhi roychey 
school er paas diye boye jaaoya seyi LAKE. 
School e kintu tumi 
bejaaye chiley DUSTU; 
aar jato kaanmolaa, gatta aar scale er 
baari kheto tomaar ei ador er BITTU. 
Ami tomaar 
sab dustumi ee 
sahyo kore nitaam KINTU; 
kintu niyoti r ki porihaas, ekhan tomaar 
haath er ranna kora biryani mojaa kore 
khacchey tomaar ador er swami, SANTU. 
Hotath onekdin por 
Kandi teh esey, pelum 
seyi Nawabi Biryani r GANDHO; 
seyi biryani r hotel e bosey kheye o 
fellum biryani, hok na jato ee tomar 
amaar prem er dorjaa BANDHO. 
Tobe ki jaano, biryani teh jato ee 
dik chicken baa MUTTON; 
aloo na thaakle oi biryani teh, khaowa ta 
jano hoye othena mon er MATON. 
Tumi o ek samay 
chiley jano seyi 
biryani r ee ALOO; 
tobey ki aar koraa jaabe, prem er khela e, 
meye ra borabor ee cheleder theke 
hoy besh CHALOO. 
Jaai hok, bhulbey na 
ei mon konodin o 
tomaare, bujhley CHANDRANI; 
jodi buro boyesh e dekha hoy kono 
briddhashram e, nischoi redhey khaiyo seyi 
Murshidabadi Nawabi BIRYANI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED SOUTH AFRICA BY 3-0 BY WINNING THE 3RD TEST BY 1 INNINGS AND 202 RUNS ON 22.10.2019 !!!

"Rohit Sharma rocked in Ranchi 
as what a double ton it has BEEN ! 
Ajinkya Rahane also proved 
his class with 115. 
Ravindra Jadeja stayed there 
with patience to score 51; 
Umesh Yadav pressed the 
accelerator to score 31. 
Wow ! What a wonderful 
Test SERIES; 
as Umesh Yadav hit 
5 OVERBOUNDARIES. 
India declared their 
first innings at 497/9; 
Not only Jadeja and Ashwin, 
even Nadeem also bowled FINE. 
Both Umesh Yadav and 
Mohammad Shami took 
5 wickets each in total 
in the 3rd TEST; 
India won by 1 innings & 202 runs on 
22.10.2019 to make the series 3-0 against 
South Africa, as the performance of all the 
Indian players was at their BEST."- Arindam Sain

THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE FOR PSU BANKS WILL BE THE 'QUALITY TALENT RETENTION'; INCLUSION OF PSU BANK EMPLOYEES UNDER 7TH PAY COMMISSION MAY BECOME A FEASIBLE SOLUTION !!!

"Is the job in any 
PSU Bank is still 
from Nine to FIVE ! 
Employees are working till 8 PM also 
with lower salaries, so that the 
PSU Banks remain ALIVE. 
But, the NPA problem 
is really becoming 
a real BURDEN; 
staff strength of PSU Banks are still 
lesser, and the Indian Banking system 
is no more a beautiful GARDEN. 
Why will you join 
a PSU Bank 
when you know that 
there is no INCENTIVE. 
Some high level bad strategies from the 
top management of PSU Banks, are the 
reasons why business figures of 
majority of PSU Banks are in NEGATIVE. 
Why the retired PSU Bankers are still 
playing a dominant role in any PSU Bank 
Union even in this crunch SITUATION ? 
Now, due to this, a demotivating factor is 
surely creeping in among so many 
comrades of the young GENERATION. 
The young guys 
who are joining 
as SWO-A or PO 
need constant MOTIVATION; 
otherwise, the 'Performance Linked Pay' 
or 'Incentive' factors in private banks 
may become one of the factors 
of PSU Bank's ATTRITION. 
To make a 5 trillion dollar economy, 
merging of several PSU Banks 
may create big BANKS; 
even as per global banking standards, 
those Banks may also get some 
good global RANKS. 
But, the biggest challenge for 
PSU Banks will be the 
'Quality Talent RETENTION.' 
Inclusion of PSU Bank employees 
under 7th Pay Commission may become 
a feasible SOLUTION."- Arindam Sain

A GOOD FOOTBALL STRIKER KEEPS ON SCORING GOALS EVEN AFTER FACING SO MANY DEFENSIVE TACKLES; A GOOD LOVER KEEPS ON LOVING DESPITE SO MANY OBSTACLES !!!

Even in odd situations, 
out of anger, you don't SHOUT; 
only silently, I can see, that 
from your eyes, tears come OUT. 
You really have so much patience 
and a good observation SKILL; 
maybe, that's why, you are 
one of my best lovers STILL. 
What is the 
meaning of 'Love', 
do you really KNOW ! 
But, your heart never freezes due 
to your hot love, even if the habitat 
is full of ice and SNOW. 
No matter, how 
bad is the WEATHER; 
I wonder what actually attracts both 
of us towards each OTHER. 
Should I send a flying kiss to you 
with the help of WINDS; 
we feel as if we both have wings 
when we explore our romantic MINDS. 
When we open our eyes, we see 
the brutal realities all AROUND; 
but, we are still optimistic as the 
shape of the Earth planet is ROUND. 
A good football striker scores 
goals even after facing so 
many defensive TACKLES; 
a good lover keeps 
on loving despite so 
many OBSTACLES."- Arindam Sain

TOMAAR AMAAR EI PREM BESH ADBHUT; CHOLCHEY, CHOLBEY, JATOKKHON NA HOCCHI AAMRA BHOOTH !!!

"Bolle phool, 'Ei dudin eley na je, 
ditey amaake CHUMBAN; 
tumi na eley, ei bagan ta laagey 
amaar baro ee NIRJAN.' 

Moumaachi bolle, 'Porle naaki 
mor prem e, o phool, 
samlaa o tomaar MON; 
ami je edik sedik praaye sab 
phool ei diyi chumban, baniyo na 
mor e tomaar APANJON. 
Ei dudin onyo 
bagan e gechilaam JE; 
mon e mon e bhabcho bujhi, je ei 
moumaachi taa ki BAAJE !' 

Phool bolle, 'Baare, taa kano suni, 
tumi tomaar kartabya paalon korecho, 
jehetu ota chilo tomader 
Rani Maa r AADESH; 
taa boley ki amaaye bhooley jaabe 
naaki, roj aasbe amaar kaachey, 
sobey toh shuru, 
kichu ee hoyni SESH. 
Ami jaani je ei bagan er moddhey 
ami ee sabthekey kutseet PHOOL; 
kintu kaarur saathe bandhutwa baa 
prem korle, noy seta kono BHOOL.' 

Moumaachi ektu 
hesey boley, 'Shono 
hey phoolmoni, ami kintu 
niteyi aasi rash, BUJHLEY; 
noy go ota kono chumban, tobe ami 
chaara aar keyu aasena tomaar kachey, 
tobe bujhini ki bhabhey, ki kore, tumi ei 
dustu moumaachi r prem e PORLEY.' 

Paapri teh aarektu rang choriye, phool 
kohiley, 'Tumi dustu aar faakibaaj boleyi 
toh sab phool cherey 
amaar kaacheyi ESECHILEY; 
aaj toh tomaar saathey tomaar 
mouchaak er kono moumachi 
aaseni ei bagan e, taholey 
tumi ee ekla kano ELEY; 
ami ekti streelinga, oi purushlinga 
der bhalobasha amraa thik 
bujhey jaai, jato ee lukiye 
raakhuk naana CHALEYBALEY.' 

Ekti chumban kheye moumaachi bolle, 
'Tomaar amaar ei prem besh ADBHUT; 
cholche, cholbey, jatokkhon na 
hocchi aamra BHOOTH."- Arindam Sain

KABZA KARENGE ISLAMABAD; KHATAM KARENGE AATANKBAAD; SAB TERRORIST LAUNCH PAD KO KARENGE BARBAAD !!!

"Kabza karenge 
ISLAMABAD; 
khatam karenge 
AATANKBAAD; 
sab terrorist launch pad ko 
karenge BARBAAD. 
Kashmir ke garib aur 
naadaan gaaonwaalon ke 
upar karte hain yeh Pakistan, 
nirantar GOLIBAARI; 
Hindustan ki awaam bhi chup 
nahi baithega, yeh kaayarpanthi 
atyachaar, Pakistan ke upar 
bahut padegi BHAARI. 
Pakistani aatankbaadi Hindustan mein 
ghushke, aam janata ko maarta hain, 
aur Pakistan phir bhi maang raha tha 
26/11 ka haamle ka SABOOTH; 
saare jahan ke log 
jaante hain ki Hindustan ki 
logon ko sahanseelata 
hain BAHUT; 
par saath saath, 
Hindustan ki logon ki 
dil, dimaag aur hausla 
bhi hain MAJBOOT. 
Laagta hain ki Pakistan ko 
shiksha mili nahi, itni 
maar khaane ke WAWAJUD; 
toh phir Hindustan aab ek hee bhasha 
mein baath karega, aur ush bhasha 
ka naam hain, 'BAROOD'. 
Pakistani aatankbaadi jitna 
Pakistan aur PoK mein BHAUKEGA; 
utna hee Bharatiya Sena aur VaayuSena 
PoK mein aatankbaadi o ko THOKEGA. 
Pakistan ke wazir-e-alam toh aatankbaadi 
o ka kaathputli hain, isiliye, Pakistan mein 
ghush ke bhi maarengey aatankabaadi o 
ko, agar pare ZAROORAT; 
bahut saare Kashmir ke log Indian Army 
mein aaye hain, kyon ki woh log 
chaahte hain ki Kashmir phir se 
baane koi JANNAT. 
Kaahe aatanbaadi o 
ka saath deke, 
Pakistan apni mooh mein 
khud lapeth tha hain KAALI; 
shanti aur aman se jeene de sab ko, 
aur andhera mein diya jwalaake 
maanaye roshni aur khushiyon 
ka tyohaar, DIWALI."- Arindam Sain