Sunday, April 28, 2019

AFTER 'GILL-LYNN' AND 'ROYAL RUSSELL' SHOW, IT WAS HARDIK'S ROAR, BUT, STILL, ON 28.04.2019, KKR WON AGAINST MI BY 34 !!!

"If Chris Lynn on 28.04.2019, 
with his 76 runs looked MIGHTY, 
then Shubman Gill with a knock of 
54 runs proved to be WEIGHTY; 
and KKR's scorecard showed 232/2 
in 20 overs as Andre Russell powered 
40 balls to score 80. 
For MI, losing early wickets of de Kock 
and Rohit Sharma was a big BLOW. 
Good bowling by Gurney, Narine and Russell 
made the starting of MI's chase quite SLOW. 
After Pollard's dismissal by Narine, 
the 'Pandya Brothers' counterattacked 
to do the DEVASTATION. 
An easy catch of Krunal Pandya got 
dropped as Robin Uthappa and Dinesh 
Karthik had a lack of COMMUNICATION. 
The turning point 
of the match was, when 
Hardik Pandya's wicket FELL. 
Hardik's outstanding innings of 91 runs 
in just 34 balls came to an end, as the 
catch was taken by RUSSELL. 
It was a day of batting entertainment by 
both the sides, for the 
Eden Gardens' SPECTATORS. 
By 34 runs, KKR defended their score 
to have a sweet victory 
against the VISITORS."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 26, 2019

MI BOWLERS BOWLED WITH PERFECT LENGTH AND LINE; ON 26.04.2019 TO DEFEAT CSK BY 46 RUNS BY BOWLING THEM OUT AT 109 !!!

"Rohit Sharma of MI on 26.04.2019 
scored 67 runs by batting 
in an aggressive MANNER. 
MI got restricted at 155/4, due to the 
bowling figure of 13/2 by 
CSK's Mitchell SANTNER. 
MI bowlers kept on taking wickets 
at regular intervals to keep 
the CSK batsmen SILENT. 
Murali Vijay stayed on the wicket for 
long with a knock of 38 runs as 
patience is his good TALENT. 
MI won by 46 runs after sending 
back all the CSK batsmen 
to their relaxing TENT."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, April 25, 2019

DINESH KARTIK OF KKR LED FROM THE FRONT ON 25.04.2019 BUT ACCEPTED DEFEAT BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST RR !!!

"Almost no one thought on 25.04.2019, 
about KKR's score of 175/6, 
when the dominating role of 
RR bowlers was at its PEAK. 
Taking the sweet time 
to settle down initially, 
the batsman who scored 
97 runs in 50 balls is Dinesh KARTIK. 
Rahane and Samson of RR 
started the chase 
with a good SPEED; 
but 'Narine-Chawla' spin 
attack compelled the 
men in Pink to BLEED. 
The RR players continued the fight, as, at 
a juncture, the batting of Parag, 
Gopal and Archer looked quite SOLID.
Got defeated against RR by 3 wickets; to 
stay in the 'Play-off' hunt, KKR failed to get 
the desired victory they NEED."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, April 23, 2019

THOUGH BY JUST 4 RUNS, HE MISSED A TON, BUT CSK WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 23.04.2019 DUE TO SHANE WATSON !!!

"Bairstow went for a duck, 
but Warner scored 57. 
On 23.04.2019, Manish Pandey 
got included in SRH-11. 
In 49 balls, the 'Pandey Power' 
performance is 83. 
SRH put up a competitive 
score of 175/3. 
Against SRH bowlers, there is one 
CSK batsman who is always 
ready to pounce UPON. 
CSK defeated SRH by 6 wickets, 
as in 52 balls, 96 runs got 
scored by Shane WATSON."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 21, 2019

DESPITE MS DHONI'S KINGLY FIGHT, THE CHALLENGERS WON BY 1 RUN ON 21.04.2019, IN THE ROYAL RIVALRY NIGHT !!!

"Despite losing the wickets of Kohli 
and de Villiers, RCB camp on 21.04.2019 
didn't look tensed at any STAGE. 
Parthiv Patel's 53 runs helped RCB to 
score 161/7, as Chahar, Jadeja and Bravo 
of CSK controlled further DAMAGE. 
Dale Steyn and Umesh Yadav of RCB took 
early wickets with their 
speedy swinging TRICKS. 
The fielding of both the teams were 
excellent today and some catches were 
the outcome of good flexibility and FLICKS. 
MS Dhoni, as usual, a great finisher, led 
from the front and kept on hitting the ball 
to cross the boundary FENCE. 
Unfortunately, CSK lost the match by just 
run in the Royal Rivalry Night despite Dhoni's 
fight with all his EXPERIENCE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 20, 2019

JE EE RAKKHAK, SE EE TOH DEKHCHI BHAKKAK, TAAI TOH ETO SENAVAHINI NIYE ESECHEN PARJABEKKOK !!!

"Sab jodi ache thik, 
neyi jodi kono DOSH; 
taholey prochaar kortey kano 
esechilo Bangladeshi FIRDAUS ? 
Eta panchayat vote noy, 
je jekhane sekhane 
hobe SANTRAAS; 
eto kendriya vaahini thaka sattweo jodi 
eto maramari hoy, taholey moraa 
jungle ei kori BAAS ! 
Pachon er maar er bhoy 
aar keyu paayena, keyu tamon 
khacchey na NAKULDAANA; 
vote er thik aagey,  
abhineta abhinetri der naatokbaaji, 
saabar ee achey JAANA. 
Sadharan maanush er opor 
pratiniyoto atyachaar korley, 
kapaal e achey DURBHOG. 
23se May 2019 er poreyi 
bojha jaabe, ke kaake khaowabe 
rasogolla aar RAJBHOG. 
Shashak dal er lok naa holeyi, 
mitthey kono ekta case khaiye DAAO; 
emon daarun prashashan, je 
votekarmi ee hoye jacchey UDHAAO. 
Apadhaarto Bangabhoomi police 
oi maath e bose haowaa khaaye 
aar laathi GHORAAYE; 
emon ee goyenda bibhaag 
je ekhano taara khujey ee pelo na, 
kothay galo Arnab RAY ! 
Shashak dal er jaara prarthi noy, 
hocchey taader gaari o baari te HAAMLA; 
taarpor e kaayeda kore saajiye dicchey 
ekti gosthidwanda r mitthey MAAMLA. 
Katoi na holo 
football KHELA, 
katoi na holo 
katorakam er MELA, 
mangsho, madh o mahila o paabe, 
sudhu diye diyo vote, korona JHAMELA. 
Vote er din 
jhamela korbe boley 
ager din fokot e geelchey CHOLAI; 
kintu sadharan maanush ke 
aatkaano ki 
otoyi sojaa re BHAI; 
Chopra e vote daan e baadha jeyi na dilo 
duskriti ra, sadharan manush dilo taaderke 
durdaanto ganotaantrik GANADHOLAI. 
Je rakkhak, se ee toh 
dekhchi BHAKKAK, 
taai toh onek senavahini niye 
esechen PARJABHEKKAK."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 19, 2019

RANA AND RUSSELL GAVE ROYAL REPLIES TO VIRAT AND MOEEN, BUT FELL SHORT BY 10 RUNS ON 19.04.2019 !!!

"Not the de Villiers ! its Virat Kohli, 
the RCB CAPTAIN; 
who scored a ton on 
19.04.2019 to ENTERTAIN. 
Moeen Ali also utilized 
the opportunity to ROAR; 
as Kuldeep Yadav of KKR had a 
bad day and RCB scored 213/4. 
Initially, KKR lost some of 
their top class BATSMEN; 
as for RCB, the bowler who bowled with 
lots of swinging pace, is Dale STEYN. 
What a fightback by Nitish Rana 
with a knock of 85; 
alongwith the powerful hitter, Andre 
Russell who took just 25 balls to score 65. 
At Eden Gardens, due to 
sloppy fielding by KKR, its a victory 
by 10 runs by the men in RED. 
When KKR is losing consecutive 
matches, why are they 
keeping the team UNCHANGED !"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 14, 2019

IMRAN TAHIR AND SURESH RAINA GAVE CSK A 5 WICKET VICTORY AGAINST KKR ON 14.04.2019 !!!

"Out of 161 runs, the 82 runs got 
scored alone by Chris LYNN. 
Imran Tahir's bowling figure of 4/27 
surely increased his ADRENALINE. 
The chase for CSK on 14.04.2019 
became highly competitive due to 
2 wickets haul each 
by Chawla and NARINE. 
Raina with 58 and Ravindra with 31 
helped CSK to have a 5 wicket victory by 
crossing the winning LINE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 13, 2019

SHUKLA PAKKHA R NABAM DIN E JANMO TAAR, TAAI EI DIN KE BOLA HOY 'RAM NAVAMI' !!!

"Harin bhebey maarley 
ek teer, korle tumi PAAP; 
aboseshey pele ekti 
gurutaro ABHISAAP. 
Konodin hoyto Kaikeyi chalona kore, 
korbe tomaar mon UDAAS; 
kaaron ek byakti ke jor kore 
koraano hobe 14 bachar er BANABAAS. 
Baccha hoyni bujhi, 
besh BESH; 
tomaar teeen rani ke khete daao 
ek baati PAAYESH. 
Aboseshe tomaar ei AJYODDHA; 
pelo ekti daarun JODDHA. 
Je se chele noy, se je Vishnu AVATAR, 
Maryada Purushottam Ram, naam TAAR. 
Shukla Pakkha r 
ei navam din e, 
paalito hoy taar JANMADIN; 
Ajoddhya r Raja, Dasharath uttaradhikar 
peyeche, ei suneyi Ajoddhyabaasi khub 
ananda o nachanachi korechilo SEDIN. 
Sabai jaane je Ajoddhya ee Kaushalya 
putra Ram er JANMABHOOMI. 
Saara viswe, bibhinna jaayega e 
paalito hoy ei RAM NAVAMI."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 12, 2019

GABBAR OF DC OVERPOWERED KKR'S GILL AND RUSSELL TO HAVE A 7 WICKET VICTORY AGAINST KKR ON 12.04.2019 !!!

"KKR is yet to have a 
fixed opening pair STILL ! 
Denly went for a duck as in the 1st ball, 
Ishant Sharma of DC went for a KILL. 
On 12.04.2019, in 39 balls, 
Shubman Gill scored 65; 
and KKR scored 178/7 as Andre Russell 
in 21 balls, stormed a knock of 45. 
The way DC batsmen started the chase, 
it looked as if it is an easy match in FACT. 
KKR bowlers failed to create 
any pressure or big IMPACT. 
How to stop Shikhar Dhawan, 
the KKR bowlers had no CLUE. 
The men in Purple got dominated 
by the men in BLUE. 
DC got a victory by 7 wickets 
against KKR due to a fantastic 
knock by Shikhar DHAWAN. 
Rishabh Pant played a good supporting 
role with 46 runs and Shikhar remained 
not out with just 3 runs short of a TON."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

A FUNNY CASE OF NOMINEE VS LEGAL HEIR UNDER THE JURISDICTION OF AN IMMATURE JUNIOR JUDGE OF A JUNIOR DIVISION CIVIL COURT !!!

"K, the mother of a son and a daughter, who 
is an Account Holder of a 
Fixed Deposit Certificate has EXPIRED; 
as K's son is the nominee, 
so he must get the full money, 
not to be SHARED. 
But, as per Supreme Court, 
a nominee is just 
a mere CUSTODIAN; 
so from any Court, K's daughter can get 
a 50%-50% sharing order as per 
the 'Certificate of SUCCESSION.' 
K's son is keeping the 
original Fixed Deposit 
Certificate in his HOUSE. 
K's daughter has filed a case 
against K's son as if a 
cat is chasing a MOUSE. 
The Bank is ready to pay 
both the legal heirs, the 50%-50% 
of the deceased AMOUNT; 
but, the Bank is not having 
the original Certificate of 
the Fixed Deposit ACCOUNT. 
A Judge of a 
Junior Civil Court 
cannot issue an arrest WARRANT, 
though it got issued against the 
Branch Manager to show egoism and some 
powers of a Judge which is INHERENT. 
On the Hearing Date, an Order got issued 
that even without getting the 
Original Fixed Deposit Certificate, the 
Bank must pay 50% of the 
deceased amount to K's DAUGHTER. 
Can a Bank pay the amount 
without taking the 
original Fixed Deposit Certificate 
from K's son in this MATTER ! 
Can a Junior Civil court's order change 
the existing KYC norms and 
due diligence policy of 
any Bank under RBI GUIDELINES ?  
Instead of harassing the Branch Manager 
unnecessarily, why the Court cannot issue 
an arrest warrant against K's son 
with bail amount FINES ?"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

CSK SPINNERS RULED THE BATTLEFIELD EXCEPT AGAINST KKR WARRIOR, ANDRE RUSSELL AND DU PLESSIS ENSURED A 7 WICKET VICTORY FOR CSK ON 09.04.2019 !!!

"CSK bowled first as on 09.04.2019 
as MS Dhoni won 
the toss which is 
really a good LUCK. 
Deepak Chahar, Harbhajan Singh and 
Imran Tahir did not allow the 
KKR camp to settle down as 4 KKR 
players went out for a DUCK. 
As wickets were falling like a 
pack of cards at the other end, 
Andre Russell started to treat 
the tailenders as any SPECTATOR. 
The CSK bowlers bowled well, but, still 
KKR put up a score of 108 runs due to 
Andre Russell's 50, though, he failed 
to press the ACCELERATOR. 
Shane Watson with 
a 9 ball 17 runs, 
gave a speedy start 
to CSK that was REQUIRED. 
Due to slowish nature of the pitch, 
aggressive batsmen also kept on 
taking more singles and acted 
as any defensive GUARD. 
KKR spinners did not have a 
good time in this 
IPL 2019 so FAR; 
du Plessis cruised 
CSK to a 7 wicket 
victory against KKR."- Arindam Sain

Monday, April 8, 2019

WARNER SCORED 70 AND RAHUL SCORED 71; BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 08.04.2019, KXIP WON !!!

"Warner kept the scorers busy 
at the other end and remained 
not out with a knock of 70. 
Vijay, Nabi and Manish played 
their part and it was Hooda who 
steered the score of SRH to 150. 
Chris Gayle on 08.04.2019, didn't get 
the desired momentum, but, KL Rahul 
slowly paced his innings 
to score an unbeaten 71. 
Mayank Agarwal gave a good support 
with 55 runs to ensure 
a 6 wicket win for KXIP as in 
scoreboard, KXIP got 151."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 7, 2019

CHRIS LYNN AND SUNIL NARINE ENSURED AN EASY VICTORY BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 07.04.2019 !!!

"Prasidh Krishna of KKR took 
the wicket of Ajinkya Rahane 
to give RR, the first BLOW. 
Gurney took 2 wickets and 
'Piyush-Sunil' duo ensured that 
RR's strike rate remains SLOW. 
Jos Butler, as usual, played 
his natural game to score 37, 
whereas Steve Smith stayed on 
the pitch to score a sensible 73. 
The pitch of Pink City, Jaipur was 
slightly slowish in nature on 
07.04.2019 and the players wearing 
Pink jersey put up a score of just 139/3. 
Sunil Narine scored 47 and 
Chris Lynn scored 50, and KKR scored 
65 runs in 1st 6 overs which made a 
huge difference between the two TEAMS. 
Robin Uthappa and Shubman Gill batted 
comfortably and KKR got an easy victory by 
8 wickets as both Sunil Narine and Chris Lynn 
became Gopal's VICTIMS."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 6, 2019

ALZARRI JOSEPH OF MI CREATED A FAIRY TALE OF 12/6 TO BEAT SRH BY 40 RUNS ON 06.04.2019 !!!

"SRH bowlers bowled with 
good line and length, 
but, still, MI scored 136; 
as Kieron Pollard of MI on 06.04.2019 
with some powerful strokes 
in 26 balls, scored 46. 
To chase down a total 
of 136 runs, Warner and Bairstow 
were in a HURRY; 
but, surprisingly, MI won by 40 runs due 
to an amazing bowling performance 
of 12/6 by ALZARRI."- Arindam Sain

Friday, April 5, 2019

KKR WARRIOR, ANDRE RUSSELL ROARED AND SHOWED HIS MUSCLE POWER TO CONQUER THE RCB FORTRESS ON 05.04.2019 !!!

"RCB Captain, Virat Kohli 
led from the front 
on 05.04.2019 against 
KKR with a knock of 84. 
RCB openers kept on attacking the 
KKR bowlers as to win this match 
desperately, they were eyeing 
to put up a good SCORE. 
Prasidh Krishna had a bad day, 
as even in the last over, a RCB batsman 
was there for him to ASTONISH. 
RCB managed to cross the 200 runs 
mark as in 13 balls, 28 runs 
got scored by STOINIS. 
The current run-rate of RCB remained 
above 10.00 as de Villiers took 
just 32 balls to score 63. 
In just 3 overs, Prasidh Krishna alone 
gave away 41 runs and RCB finished 
their innings at a score of 205/3. 
Though Narine got out early, but, for KKR, 
it was a good start by Chris LYNN. 
In the middle overs, it was a decent 
batting by Rana and ROBIN. 
But, somehow, the spinners of RCB, 
especially, Chahal started 
bowling TIGHT, 
the required run-rate for KKR increased, 
though KKR warriors 
continued the FIGHT. 
KKR won the match by 5 wickets as 
Andre Russell utilized just 
13 balls to score 48."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

MI WON BY 37 RUNS AGAINST CSK ON 03.04.2019 !!!

"After early dismissals on 03.04.2019, 
Suryakumar Yadav's 59 and 
Krunal Pandya's 42 gave MI some 
stability, but, even after the 
15th Over, CSK bowlers 
kept things under CONTROL. 
MI raced away to put up a competitive 
score of 170 runs as Kieron Pollard 
scored 17 runs in 7 balls and in just 
8 balls, 25 runs got scored by 
Hardik Pandya who played a 
very aggressive ROLE. 
Jason Behrendorff and Lasith Malinga 
of MI broke through the 
CSK's top order, though 
Kedar Jadhav ensured that 
the tough battle CONTINUES. 
The required run rate of CSK kept on 
rising to create more pressure, and 
ultimately MI won by 37 runs as 
Rohit Sharma tactfully used 
all the possible AVENUES."- Arindam Sain