WITH LOTS OF EXPECTATIONS AND OPTIMISM, WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR OF 2024 !!!

"India surpassed the China NATION, 
in terms of total POPULATION.
Inside the American sky space, 
the USA administration gunned 
down a Chinese spy BALLOON,
it is really good news for all the 
Indians as 'Chandraayan -3 has landed 
on the southern part of the MOON.
The people of the world danced 
with the 'Naatu Naatu' SONG;
which bagged the 'Oscar' 
award and still going STRONG.
Plant more trees, otherwise, Mother 
Nature can also make you SHAKE;
so many people died in Turkey 
due to a severe EARTHQUAKE.
The Indian documentary 
film, 'The Elephant Whisperers' 
also got the 'Oscar' AWARD;
India hosted the G-20 Summit 
for the first time and the rank of 
the GDP is marching UPWARD.
In Manipur, there was  
an ethnic CONFLICT;
so many passengers died in a 
train collision in Balasore DISTRICT.
The Indian Cricket team won all the 
matches so convincingly but lost 
the World Cup 2023 final MATCH;
India bagged 100 medals in the 
Asian Games 2023, and indeed 
it was the best athlete BATCH.
India got a new Parliament House 
with an increased number of so 
many seats, and having some seats 
reserved for PoK is also an ESSENCE;
'ChatGPT' has rocked the market, but, 
even as a news anchor, don't be so 
upset with a robot anchor made 
by using Artificial INTELLIGENCE.
Those who were trapped inside a 
tunnel were all alive and safe, surely, 
what an excellent rescue ACT;
a member of urban naxals entered inside 
the new Parliament House, these 
hooligans are traitors, it is a FACT.
Vir Das got an 
international award 
for his COMEDY;
the Roman Empire surely has a 
good connection with our Bharat 
Kingdom, netizens loved #MELODI.
'Meta' Company launched 'Thread' 
along with 'Instagram' and 'X' became 
the the new name of 'TWITTER;
'Amrit Bharat' trains got inaugurated, 
it is good to see that the 'Indian Railways' 
is just getting better and BETTER.
Time and tide waits for none 
and nothing comes for FREE;
the time has come to bid goodbye 
to the 'sweet and sour' year of 2023.
As our heart is a human heart and a 
human heart always wants for MORE;
with lots of expectations and optimism, 
we welcome the new year of 2024."- Arindam Sain

WHY WASTE TIME ON THESE BULLSHIT EXAMS, RATHER APPEAR IN CENTRAL GOVERNMENT JOB EXAMS, WAKE UP, TAKE THE CALL !!!

"CLUB PRESIDENT: 'Exams after 
exams, panels after panels, but, 
no recruitment in BENGAL;
why waste time on these bullshit exams, 
rather appear in Central Government 
job exams, wake up, take the CALL.
We are the members of this 'Royal Bengal 
Tigers Club' (RBTC) and we always give 
our next generation the right DIRECTION; 
time and tide waits for none, so, don't 
wait for that year, when the voters of 
Bengal will do the political CORRECTION.'

TEACHER: 'Great ! But, what help do 
you want from our (CETA) Competitive 
Exams Teachers ASSOCIATION; 
we know that this Bengal Government 
will not recruit anyone but they are 
experts in doing drama of MEDIATION.'

CLUB PRESIDENT: 'We want to 
create a 'Knowledge HUB'; 
so, we have opened a mock 
competitive exam center in our CLUB.
You guys will take the mock 
tests every week to prepare the 
poor jobseekers of our locality for 
any national level COMPETITION; 
we have a library where they can 
read for free the 'Pratiyogita Darpan', 
'Competition Success' and 'Banking 
Service Chronicle' latest EDITION.
Even Jharkhand and Odisha state
which gives importance on good 
governance, employment and education 
have done such a rapid DEVELOPMENT;
that a person from Bengal 
will earn more salary if he/she 
gets a job under Jharkhand 
or Odisha GOVERNMENT.'

TEACHER: 'Some  'ABVP' members also 
planned to come up with this type of 
guidance centers as they regard the best 
social service is giving free EDUCATION;
but, that initiative was only for the students 
of poor families, but, you guys are planning 
to groom up the poor jobseekers to get jobs, 
it is also a great service to Bharat NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THEIR FIRST EVER TEST MATCH AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.12.2023 AND THAT TOO BY 8 WICKETS !!!

"Australia lost Phoebe and Perry early, 
but, McGrath scored a speedy 50;
it was not an easy task for Healy, when 
Mooney departed at her score of 40.
Rajeswari Gayakwad tightened up all 
the screws, though, got no SUCCESS;
but, Deepti Sharma and Sneh Rana were 
doing well in wicket taking BUSINESS.
53/4, really, what a fiery bowling 
spell by Pooja Vastrakar it has BEEN;
in the 1st innings, at Wankhede stadium, 
Australia got bowled out at 219.
Shafali Verma and Smriti Mandhana as 
per their gameplan started to DOMINATE;
Shafali could score only 40 and the run out 
of Smriti at her 74 was quite UNFORTUNATE. 
The middle order of India 
was not so weak after ALL; 
a half a ton got scored by the debutant Richa 

Ghosh, the talented girl from North BENGAL.

Due to Gardner, Australia bounced back in 
the match, when Jemima Rodrigues got 
out at her 73, India lost 7 wickets at 274.
but, the Indian camp started to believe that 
they can win this match as Dipti Sharma 
and Pooja Vastrakar started to ROAR.
Dipti's 78 and Pooja's 47 gave India, 
the much needed ADVANTAGE;
Mooney was in an aggressive mood 
and started to attack like a SAVAGE.
To dismiss Mooney, the Richa 
Ghosh made a direct THROW;
and Sneh Rana bowled out Phoebe, 
to give Australia, the double BLOW.
Sneh Rana also got 
rid of Ellyse PERRY; 
but, the wicket of Tahlia McGrath by 
Harmanpreet Kaur was the best CHERRY.
Harmanpreet's bowling figure of 2/23;
was as good as Sneh Rana's 4/63.
On 24.12.2023, only 75 runs were 

required to win, Smriti Mandhana

batted positively to score 38 runs 

alone and remained UNBEATEN;

The Indian women team won their first 

ever Test match against Australia and 

that too by 8 wickets, surely, a new history 

has been created and WRITTEN."- Arindam Sain

THE LOVE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR ADMIRERS ARE QUITE PRECIOUS !!!

"HERMIT: 'If your enemies or 
competitors are feeling JEALOUS, 
then, it means, that you 
are becoming FAMOUS; 
and that verdict among the common 
people are absolutely UNANIMOUS, 
moreover, the love that you get from 
your admirers are quite PRECIOUS.'

KING: 'Well, discussing about 
the topic on love, whom you 
want you may not GET; 
Krishna wanted Radha, Meera 
wanted Krishna, but, Rukmini got 
Krishna, that we must not FORGET.
To protect the people of our Kingdom, 
we have to take up any lethal WEAPON;
let those critics criticize, but, to protect 
our motherland, we will kill any DEMON.'

HERMIT: 'There is nothing wrong in 
killing your enemies, you are just 
performing your royal DUTY,
if you don't like to do it yourself, 
then you have to get it done 
anyhow by your DEPUTY. 
A ship can sink because 
of a small HOLE,
so, killing a traitor 
is also a royal ROLE. 
Time teaches a lot in 
the battlefield and those 
experiences are just WONDERFUL; 
but, as an amazing administrator, if you 
can win hearts rather than just winning 
battles, then it looks more BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

INSURANCE MEANS 'INSURE YOUR ASSURANCE' !!!

"Life is full of so many INCIDENTS,
where there may be a few ACCIDENTS;
always be vigilant, 
else you may REPENT,
as no one knows, what 
awaits at the next MOMENT.
Today you are having fun 
and ENTERTAINMENT,
tomorrow it can be a sad day 
for you, and you may LAMENT.
What you have at present, 
you will surely ENJOY;
but after your death, will your family 
members have happiness or JOY.
You are riding a bike or a car 
and you insured that vehicle 
as the cops may charge a FINE;
then why you as an individual will 
not get yourself insured as life 
is not only about SUNSHINE.
Still we don't know why, the Indian 
Government is not making it mandatory
for all Indians to have a Life INSURANCE,
still there is no maturity among people 
about insurance, after all, insurance means 
'Insure Your ASSURANCE'."- Arindam Sain

I DON'T WANT TO BE, LIKE THAT TRAGIC HERO OF THE 'TITANIC' SHIP !!!

"Who the hell are you, I don't CARE,
but, at me, why do you STARE;
maybe just an INFATUATION,
don't put me in an odd SITUATION.
You do have a pretty FACE,
with lots of GRACE;
slow down your PACE,
even a tortoise can win a RACE.
Love does HAPPEN,
you never know how and WHEN;
it is better to start  slowly 
with a sweet FRIENDSHIP, 
but, I don't want to be, like that 
tragic hero of the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

FOR 2 TO 3 DAYS, WE INTENTIONALLY, JUST KEEP ON COMMUNICATING !!!

"GIRL: 'I intentionally wanted 

to talk to you as they told me 

that you are a 'Lady KILLER', 

after talking with you, I found 

that you are so simple, there 

is no scope of any THRILLER.'

BOY: 'Well, it is indeed 

a case of HUMOUR, 
that you blindly 

believed the RUMOUR;
when a customer applies for any 
loan, for 2 to 3 days, we intentionally,
just keep on COMMUNICATING, 
because the customer will try to do 'Window 

Dressing', and even by taking a gold loan, 

may increase his CIBIL score or RATING.'

GIRL: 'Yeah, even in case of recruiting 
anyone despite having a good 
technical knowledge, sometimes, 
we also take psychometric TEST,
because, in many cases, we have 
seen that with lesser technical 
knowledge but good positive attitude, 
those guys emerge as the very BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THE VOTERS OF WEST BENGAL ARE STILL SO IMMATURE AFTER ALL !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'It seems that those 
voters who have elected this MONKEY; 
are not so smart at all, maybe, 
they are like any DONKEY.'

KOLKATAN: 'That is a real 
problem with the common 
people of West BENGAL; 
they elect anti-socials, hooligans 
and characterless people, these 
voters are still so immature after ALL.'

DELHITE: 'These traitors deserve to 
get the punishment of SUSPENSION;
and that monkey should be permanently
expelled and must not get any PENSION.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Surely, I feel pity 
for the voters of West Bengal, 
as these monkeys always 
disrespect the voters MANDATE;
in the National level, these Bengali MPs 
of a small regional party are doing such a 

nuisance, then imagine, what hooliganism 

they really do in their West Bengal STATE.'"- Arindam Sain

EKHAN BUJHECHI, KANO KHEPE JAAYE, JEI SHONE, 'JAI SHRI RAM'; KAARON NIJEI TOH EKTA DESHODROHI EBONG 'NAMAK HARAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jehetu eder praaye 
sab mantri ee jail e, jehetu 
cholche durniti MAAMLA; 
taai 'Tukde Tukde Gang' er 
saathe haath miliye kore 
dilo Parliament e HAAMLA'

BABOOL: 'Oi je kaaku, thaake 
SSKM e, eto jaane, tobu kichu 
katha bolena, kano BOLENA;
aar oi 'Ek prashno, ek lakh' anusthan 
er sanchalak je ekta girgiti, seta 
besh bhalo korei giyeche CHENA.'

BABLA: 'Je Bangaali jaati r 
swadhinata r sangraam er jonno, 
gota Bharatbaasi kore GARBO; 
sekhane ekta daaini buri oi deshodrohi 
der ke sahajya kore, koreche Bangaali jaati 
r samman o aabhijaatya ke KHARBO.'

BALA: 'Ekhan bujhechi, kano khepe 
jaaye, jei shone, 'Jai Shree RAM'; 
kaaron nijei toh ekta deshodrohi 
ebong 'NAMAK HARAM'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHASHA KI ESE JAAYE MASHAI, SUDHU BHALO HOLEI HOBE SUR, CHANDO AAR TAAL !!!

"'Evo kano che khalasi 
mane kai do NE';
shunte bhalo ee lagilo, 
kintu kon bhasha JANINE.
Katha e ache, sangeet 
bhenge daaye sab DEOWAAL; 
bhasha e ki ese jaaye mashai, sudhu 
bhalo holei hobe sur, chando aar TAAL.
Bojha galo na, oi ZNMD r 'Senorita' 
gaan e, oi Spanish bhasha e 
ki je gaailen oi DIDI;
eta o bojha galo na, je hotath 
eto taa janopriyo kano hoye 
galo, 'Why this Kolaveri D'.
Bharat er kota lok bujheche 
'Manike Maage Hite' gaan er MAANE; 
kintu ei sur ke kaaje laagiye katorakam 
er bhasha e gaan rachana holo ke JAANE.
'Aha sia he zangi 
delamo nakon KHUN';
reetimato shorgol fello 'Bobaa 
Bobby' aar ei Parsi gaan er DHUN."- Arindam Sain

NIYOG GULO KORE NILEY, HOYNAKO MANDO, ODER PARIVAAR E EBAAR FIRUK ANANDO !!!

"Shune jaao DHOP, 
kheye jaayo CHOP;
Ek dal hoye ache BNHYARA,
aar pratibaadi der maatha NYARA.
Bikkhobh er hazaar DIN,
stage e uni naachen taa dhin DHIN;
shilpo dekhaate, Spain e ektu ghure AASI
odike je, dukkhe more jaaye CHAASI.
Taaka niye gyalo 'SARADA',
baapre eto taaka, e ki korecho Partha DA;
Salman Khan bujhlo na, eta kiser CHOBI,
Rudranil ke hote holo bidrohi KOBI.
'Bengal Summit' e sudhu ee HOI HOI,
kothay bhai, shilpo elo KOI;
jaai onyo rajye, ekhane nei je kono KAAJ,
se ki Kaku, tomar gola e nei kono AOWAAJ.
Ache ache, ache boiki sunyapad ONEK,
jaak tobe, deri teh hole o fireche BIBEK;
niyog gulo kore niley, hoynako MANDO, 
oder parivaar e ebaar firuk ANANDO."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA HISEBE AMAAR KANO THAKBENA 'PMFBY' PAAOWA R ADHIKAAR !!!

"KRISHAK NETA: 'Oi 'Duare Sarkar' 
shibir e lokjon dhore aanbaar jonno, 
apnader se ki matha BYATHA ; 
koi ekbaar ontoto oi 'Duare Sarkar' shibir 
ei krishak der ke konodin o ki bujhiye 
bolechen shasya bima r KATHA.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Aasole 
aamra konodin o bhabini je, 
ekjon krishak eto ta bhenge 
porbe maanosik BHAABE; 
tobe haan eta o thik je aamra eta 
o konodin krishak der ke bolini je 
kibhabe ki ki kaagaz joma dile, 
shasya bima paaowa JAABE.'

RASHTRAYATTO BANK SHAKHA 
PRABANDHAK: 'Amader sarkari bank e, 
aamra jato taa sambhab krishi wrin er 
sud taa baad diye kore diyi MUKUB;
othocho apnaara oi shasya bima r 
katha taa ei chaasi bhai der ke bolte 
paaren na, gorib maanush gulo ke 
ekhano baniye rekhechen BEKUB.'

GORIB KRISHAK: 'Eder 'Bangla Shasya 
Bima' r kono taal neyi, matha neyi,  
eder website e 'Insurance 
Calculator' taa o BEKAAR; 
'Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana' r 
website taa dekhun ekbaar, daarun tairi 
koreche, Bharatiya hisebe amaar kano
thakbena 'PMFBY' paaowa r ADHIKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

4-1 AGAINST AUSTRALIA IS INDEED A GOOD REVENGE !!!

"RAHUL: 'It was a bad 
day for Prasidh Krishna 
in that match, otherwise, 
it would have been 5-0;
but, 4-1 against Australia is indeed 
a sweet revenge, look how Arshdeep 
Singh defended the last over in the 
last match to emerge as a HERO.'

ROHIT: 'But, in this T-20 
series, this young Indian team 
has really played WELL;
India could have won that 
match, but, it was the 
day of Glenn MAXWELL.

RAVINDRA: 'Jitesh Sharma is 
turning out to be a key player, not 
only as a batsman but also 
for a good WICKET-KEEPING; 
whereas Rinku Singh surely 
deserves a place in the upcoming 
T-20 World Cup squad as if a 
dark horse is GALLOPING.'

RAVICHANDRAN: 'But, I am impressed 
with Ravi Bishnoi, he surely has 
the deliveries in his armoury to 
completely bowled you OUT; 
the Indian team can consult Jonty 
Rhodes whose daughter's name is 'India', 
as the fielding of the Indian team is still 
sloppy, on which we are concerned ABOUT.'"- Arindam Sain

JE KORCHE DURNITI R PRATIBAAD, EDER GUNDA RAA TAADER BAARI TEH GIYE DEKHACCHE BHOY !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Je korche durniti r 
pratibaad, eder gunda raa taader 
baari teh giye dekhacche BHOY; 
aar ei kaaran ei toh eder dal 
er neta gulo ke jekhane 
sekhane petaano HOY. 
Nachiketa toh dekhchi ekhan 
aar gaayena kono bidrohi GAAN; 
bodhoy ekhan chup kore thaaka 
r jonnyo maasik taaka PAAN.'

MIRAJUL: 'Je sundar bagaan 
saajiye giyechilo TAMONASH; 
oi bhaipo aar Jahangir miley 
koreche sei bagaan er SARBONASH.
Amader ke toh votebank 
baaniye rekhe amader ee opor 
koreche era nirmam ATYACHAAR;
Mid Day meal er taaka theke 
kichu taaka diye dilei ki hoye galo 
Bagtui hatyakaando r BICHAAR.'

MANIRUL: 'Ei rajyer r ja abostha, amaar 
toh mon e hoy, era ee 'Mir Zafar', barang 
Kendra teh jeeni achen, uni ee 'NAWAB'; 
chool theke chaal obdi, sab kichutei churi, 

othocho sarkari karmider ke kukur bhaabe, 
DA chailei naaki, royeche taaka r ABHAAB.
Ki dosh korechilo, oi 
niriho saut chele ta, jaar 
naam Anis KHAN; 
Naushad Siddiqui ee Diamond 
Harbour e daarak, jeetiye debo 
oke, jato ee larai hok TAANTAAN.'

MAFIJUL: 'Je kono jaatiyo dal ke, ebaar 
theke vote dibo aamra, kaaron ei anchalik dal 
sudhu ee kore gache vote bank RAJNEETI;
taao jodi bujhtaam je, sadharan maanush 
er jonno kichu kaaj koreche, kichui 
koreni, ulte korei gache DURNITI.
Nandigram e fail koreche maane, se fail 
ee koreche, taar maane maanush er hriday 
teh, se aar neyi satota r pratik HISEBE; 
Kono kaaj neyi ekhane, amader chele raa 
sabai onyo rajye giye kaaj korche, taai 
ghum aasena taader katha BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE T-20 SERIES AGAINST AUSTRALIA WITH THIS VICTORY BY 20 RUNS ON 01.12.2023 !!!

"Some changes in both the 
teams, but, these new players 
also have some good TALENT;
with the bat, Yashasvi Jaiswal, as 
usual, gave the Australian bowlers, 
some hard hitting TREATMENT.
Iyer got out at 8 and the Indian 
captain could only score 1;
Rinku Singh came in and said, 
'Don't worry, I will spare no ONE.'
Rinku Singh was IMPRESSIVE;
and Jitesh Sharma was AGGRESSIVE.
In reply to 174, Travis 
Head was roaring AGAIN;
thanks to Axar Patel for 
getting rid of that PAIN.
Axar Patel bowled so smartly that the 
game became very exciting and it was 
not easy for the Australians to MANAGE;
Australia still had the winning chance, 
but, Deepak Chahar took 2 successive 
wickets to do the much needed DAMAGE.
On 01.12.2023, Avesh mixed up his 
bowling deliveries well, as Wade was 
completely in a counterattacking MOOD; 
India won the series with this victory by 
20 runs, unlike in the previous match, 
the fast bowling has been quite GOOD."- Arindam Sain

KAARUR BAARI R BOU TAAR PREMIK ER SAATHE GHAR KORBE BOLE PAALIYE GELE, PAARA R BURO BHAAM GULO R SE KI KASTO !!!

"RUPAM: "Ei prajanma r Bangaali 
bou gulo jano baan er jwal e 
bhese aasa baaroyaari NOUKA; 
thik jamon Kokil besh 
kaayeda kore baanaye 
Kaak ke BOKA. 
Divorce case korlei paaowa jaabe 
taaka, taai ei kulta meye gulo baap 
er baari te theke premik er saathe 
kore jaaye jato khusi BHALOBAASA; 
odike bechara chele gulo parishram kore 
korlo taaka uparjon, seyi taaka o dite 
hocche bou ke, abaar paara r buro bhaam 
der theke shunte hocche kotu BHAASHA.'

ANUPAM: 'Kaarur baari r bou taar 
premik er sathe ghar korbe bole 
paaliye gele, paara r buro 
bhaam gulo r se ki KASTO; 
jano seyi bou ta chilo paratuto bou, 
othocho era ee roj kore nijeder bou er 
mrityu kaamona, ei buro bhaam gulo naa 
jaani kato meye r jeevan koreche NASTO. 
Bangaali samaaj ekhano mandhaata r 
aamol ei royeche, bhaabe jano, Bou 
palalei sab ee oi chele r ee DOSH;
aar ei buro bhaam gulo, jaader ke taader 
bou raa patta ee daayena, taara ghar er 
kheye, taarate aase bon er MOSH.'

SHUBAM: 'Mohammed Shami ke o 
kato katha sunte hoyeche, aar jeyi 
se World Cup e bhalo KHELLO; 
seyi daaini ta bhablo, je jato besi taaka 
Shami uparjon korbe, tato ee court er 
madhyam e taaka taante paarbo BHAALO. 
Ekhan Bangaali r ghar e, 
ghar e, eta ekta style hoye 
dariyeche meyeder, je 
biye korbo, maa HABO; 
tarpor ekta mithye 'Domestic Violence' 
case dekhiye, court e ekta case kore, 
paara r lokjon aar police ke ghush khaaiye, 
swasur baari theke taaka TAANBO.'

NIRUPAM: 'Shrabanti etobaar biye 
korle neyi kono dosh, kintu ekta 
chele dwitiyo baar biye korlei, baaje 
chokh e dakhe ei Bangaali SAMAAJ; 
Nusrat toh boltei paarchilo naa je, ke taar 
baccha r baba, tobu o se bhaalo eder 
kaache, satyi ee, ekta 'Purush Commission' 
er o darkar hoye daariyeche AAJ.'"- Arindam Sain

T MAANEI C; EBAAR JAIL E JAABE CHOR ER PISI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaara ee korche churi aar 
durniti r pratibaad, taader baari te 
ora paathiye dicche GUNDAA; 
bhabche je ei gunda gulo 
maarbaar humki dilei, sadharan 
maanush e raa hoye jaabe THANDAA.'

BABOOL: 'Naa, tobe aamra sadharan 
maanush e ra korbo emon ABHINOY; 
je oder ke dekhe 
peyechi khub BHOY. 
P. C. Sarkar jamon magic 
dekhaaye, temni chupi 
chupi proti maash e, ekta 
ekta kore adrisyo kore dileyi HOY; 
sadharan maanush er sab kichu loot 
kore jaabe, aar janogan, er biruddhe 
byabostha nebena, taa hoy naaki,  
thik paalta maarbe, oto sojaa NOY.'

BABLA: 'Chunoputi noy, jaara 
eder ke paathaye, dhorte hobe 
seyi boyaal MAACH; 
sadharan maanush er sab 
kichu loot kore tairi koreche 
kaalo taaka r GAACH. 
T Maanei C;
ebaar jail e jaabe chor er PISI.'

BALA: 'Ei gunda gulo jaanena je 
khetey khaaowa sadharan maanush 
der ke humki deowaa maane, Sundarban 
er baagh ke deowa holo KNHOCHAA;
sab Police hoyto 'Singham', 'Simba' baa 

'Suryavanshi' noy, tobe jaara aachen 

'Dabangg', taara kintu jaane, je tairi hocche 
Tihar jail er notun notun KNHAACHAA.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 44 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 26.11.2023 !!!

"In Thiruvananthapuram, the name 
of the stadium is 'GREENFIELD'; 
on 26.11.2023, Australia won 
the toss and decided to FIELD.
It was 'Jaiswal Jalwa' all the way to 
give Marcus Stoinis a befitting REPLY; 
at the other end, Gaikwad was cool as a 

cucumber on whom India can also RELY.

The knock of 53 runs in just 25 balls by 
Yashasvi came to an end due to ELLIS;
Ishan Kishan batted fearlessly with a free 
mind as India was not in any CRISIS.
Like Jaiswal and Kisan, Mr. Gaikwad 
also scored half a ton and India 
may have not reached 235; 
if in an over, the cool 
player, Rinku Singh 
wouldn't have scored 25.
Australia started their innings 
with so much AGGRESSION; 
Ravi bowled out Short, as bringing in 
spinners early was a good DECISION.
Prasidh got something to cheer 
as Tilak took an excellent CATCH; 
to dismiss Inglis who was so 
dangerous in the previous MATCH.
Suryakumar is a very sly captain as 
he tried to create a trap for MAXWELL; 
despite being expensive, ultimately, 
Glenn became the victim of Axar PATEL.
After the departure of 
Smith, it was good fightback 
by both Tim and MARCUS; 
but to break any partnership, Ravi 
Bishnoi always strikes back, as if 
on his shoulder, it is the special ONUS.
Both Prasidh and Arshdeep bowled 
some beautiful yorkers and Australia 
lost 9 wickets when their score was 155;
Wade tried but it was too late as India 
won by 44 runs and Axar Patel came 
back well and only conceded 25."- Arindam Sain

BHARAT SARKAR EKHAN AAR OTO SAHAJ E, VISA DEBENA BANGLADESHI DER KE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangabhoomi r Super 
Speciality hospital gulo jano 
ekta gul biheen AANCH; 
taai maanush er jeevan o 
hoyeche sukkho, ektu kichu dhakka 
laaglei bhenge jaabe, jano KNAACH.
Mid day meal aar khaowate hobena, 
bank account e proti maash e 
barang diye dik 2500 TAAKA;
abaar naaki Bangladeshi der ke voter 
card koriye debe bolche, ebar bhai 
ghora uchit rajneeti r CHAAKA.'

BABOOL: 'Rohit Sharma mon e 
mon e bolchilo hoyto, 'Sesh 
match e ese, herey gelaam AAMI'; 
kintu Bharat durdaanto kheleche bhai, 
oi semi final ei hoyto herey jeto, jodi 
orokom daarun ball naa korto SHAMI.
Jedin Bharat final e haarlo, sedin toh 
mon e hocchilo jano Australia noy, World 
Cup taa bodhoy jeeteche BANGLADESH;
IPL e thaka uchit na kono Bangladeshi, aar 
VISA o bandho kore dik, chaturdik diye 
ekbaar aakraman korlei, oder sab SESH.'

BABLA: 'Mitchell Marsh ke 
kora uchit Cricket theke ek 
bachor er jonno NIRBASAN; 
durbhaggya taai, noile Bharat e, 
oi World Cup raakhar jonno tairi 
hoye jeto ekti sona r SHINGHASAN.'

BALA: 'Bharat Sarkar ekhan aar 
oto sahaj e, VISA debena 
Bangladeshi der ke, aar BCCI toh 
niyeche ekdom sathik SIDHHANTO; 
kintu oi kaanta taar 
laagano nei bole, Bangladeshi 
anuprabeshkaari der niye BSF o 
ekhan khub ee birakto o KLAANTO.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA STUNNED AUSTRALIA BY CHASING 209 RUNS AND WINNING THE MATCH BY 2 WICKETS ON 23.11.2023 AT VIZAG !!!

"On 23.11.2023, it was the fresh 
and young Indian team under 
Suryakumar Yadav's LEADERSHIP; 
Ravi Bishnoi bowled out Short, 
but, Smith and Inglis carried 
on to build a big PARTNERSHIP.
Australia's scoreboard stopped 
at 208 and Inglis alone scored 110;
but, the Vizag spectators asked 'How's 
the Josh' to the young Indian MEN.
The Indian coach must make note 
of the fact that Ravi Bishnoi 
missed an easy CATCH; 
and the miscommunication between 
Jaiswal and Gaikwad have been the 
worst silly mistake in the MATCH.
Jaiswal also departed by gifting 
a catch to Steven Smith and 
India was struggling at 22/2; 
but, Suryakumar answered, 'High Sir' 
to the Vishakapatnam spectators and 
Ishan gave him a good support TOO.
Australia came back in 
the match due to Tanveer 
Sangha's bowling spell of 47/2;
when Suryakumar got out at 80, 
Australia bounced back, but, Rinku finished 
the match in style with his knock of 22.
In T-20 cricket, the massive chase by 
209 runs against Australia is the 
highest run chase done by India EVER;
India won by 2 wickets and everyone is 
loving this 'Clash of the Champions' 
series and getting the 'Cricket FEVER'."- Arindam Sain

THIS INDIAN TEAM IS GOING TO RULE THE WORLD FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS OR SO, AS THE PLAYERS ARE TALENTED AND STRONG !!!

"CARIBBEAN: 'Cricket is indeed 
a 'Gentleman's GAME'; 
but, you never know when and how 
a 'Dark Horse' can bring glory and FAME. 
Way back in 1975 and 1979, 
the West Indies team was 
a team full of tigers who 
were roaring and HUNTING; 
even India never thought that they could 
defend 183 runs in the 1983 final match, 
but, they succeeded because Kapil Dev 
said, 'till the end, we will keep on FIGHTING'.'

ENGLISHMAN: 'Our England 
team was called chokers, even 
in 2019, New Zealand didn't 
allow us to cross 241; 
in super overs, both the teams scored 
15 each, finally, England won on boundary 
counts, and it was the best final match in 
cricket history, such a thrilling ONE.'

SOUTH AFRICAN: 'Surely, Australia 
has lifted the ICC World Cup 2023 
trophy, but, in my opinion, India is surely 
the best team of the TOURNAMENT;
one bad day ruined their dream, just like 

West Indies had in 1983, but, West Indies 

ruled till 1990, watching Marshall and Vivian

Richards was just pure ENTERTAINMENT.'

AUSTRALIAN: 'We are trained in 
our schools that if you are nearer 
to your target to lift a trophy, your 
real job starts from there to grab IT; 
with shrewd strategies, don't be too 
slow, but be steady, you never know 
that your opponent team may do 
a blunder just like a RABBIT.'

INDIAN: 'On that particular
day, for India, almost 
everything went WRONG; 
but, this Indian team is going to rule 
the world for another 5 years or so, as 
the players are talented and STRONG.
After remaining unbeaten 
throughout the tournament 
and losing in the final match, 
is indeed so HEARTBREAKING; 
but, this Indian Cricket team will play 
outstanding cricket from here on to win 

almost all the upcoming series and 
tournaments to rule like a 'KING'."- Arindam Sain

SABAAI KI AAR HOTE PAARE MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI R MATO ADHINAYAK !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Bharatiya Cricket team 
hocche thik Lottery r ticket er MATO; 
jedin ee bhaabi jeetbo, sedin ee 
aarthik khoti hoye jaaye KATO. 
Sabaai ki aar hote paare 
Mahendra Singh Dhoni r 
mato ADHINAAYAK; 
Rohit Sharma toh run bhalo ee 
korchilo, oto tarahuro naa korle, 
hoyto hoye jete paarto aajker NAYAK.'

BABOOL: 'Pat Cummins kintu taar 
bowler der boleyi diyechilo jeh fielding 
anujaayi ball karo, jodi korte hoy JABDO; 

Ahmedabad er stadium er lokjon der ke 
thik byata koriyei dilo chup, chilo 
ee naa praaye kono SHABDO. 
Jato ee record karo bhai, 
biswa cup naa jeetle, oi sab 
record er neyi kono DAAM; 
2011 saal e, jeeni dwitiyo baar er jonno 
Bharat ke biswa cup jeetiyechilen, 
mon e rekho, MS Dhoni taar NAAM.'

BABLA: 'Adhinayak hisebe thanda 
thakto thik ee, kintu bowler der sahajye 
dekhiye o dite aagraasi MANOBHAAB; 
ei pressure match e, Rohit Sharma 
niyeche onek bhool siddhanto, ekta 
shastho bowler er o chilo ABHAAB.'

BALA: 'Hardik Pandya r abhaab 
taa Shami puropuri mitiye diyechilo BOIKI; 
tobe Ashwin ba Shardul ke, Netherlands 
er match e ektu jhaaliye neowa jeto naa KI.
Dhoni kintu pitch anujaayi 
team e ektu adhtu badal 
kore nito, ekhano kore 
CSK r adhinayak HISEBE; 
aagami prajanmo r adhinayak hobaar 
joggyota ache Hardik baa Bumrah r, 
2024 e ICC T-20 World Cup jeete dekhaak, 
ei ekta faltu parajoy r katha naa BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON AGAINST NEW ZEALAND BY 70 RUNS ON 15.11.2023 TO REACH AT THE FINAL OF THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Due to 'Hitman', in Mumbai, the 
Kiwis experienced a CYCLONE; 
after Rohit's dismissal, Shubman 
continued the aggressive TONE.
On 15.11.2023, Shubman got 
retired hurt due to the leg CRAMP;
his individual score was 79 
before going back to the CAMP.
Virat Kohli rightly
decided to ACCELERATE; 
Shreyas gave a good support 
to maintain a healthy RUN RATE.
This 'ICC World Cup 2023', really, 
what a world cup for Virat 
Kohli indeed, it has BEEN; 
Virat made a new world record of scoring 
50th ton to break the record of his idol, 
Sachin Tendulkar, before getting out at 117.
In this match, there is 
another hero, just hang ON;
wow, what a selfless team game by 
Shreyas Iyer and scored a speedy TON.
Though Tim Southee 
took 3 wickets, but, 
he conceded 100;
KL Rahul contributed well with 
39, but, the score of India just 
fell short by 3 runs from 400.
The ball kissed the bat 
while swinging AWAY;
KL Rahul took a good catch of 
Shami's delivery to dismiss CONWAY.
Shami also took the important
wicket of Rachin Ravindra to give 
New Zealand, a very big BLOW;
KL Rahul was just excellent 
in taking that catch, even 
if it was quite LOW.
But, this is New Zealand 
team, they never stop fighting 
and the chase was ON;
Shami missed an easy catch but 
came back to take 2 wickets in an over, 
Latham departs just after WILLIAMSON.
Still, the fightback by the Kiwis was on 
till Jadeja took an important catch on 
Shami's delivery to get rid of MITCHELL; 
The fielding by the Indian team was 
very sloppy on this day, only due to 
Shami, so many wickets FELL.
Whichever team will be 
in the final match as an 
opponent team on 19.11.2023, 
it will be tough for this Indian 
team, it seems, though, this team 
must not repeat the history of 2003.
New Zealand got bowled 
out at a score of 327;
as Shami finished with 
a bowling figure of 57/7.
'Joh jeeta wahi 
Sikandar', no one 
remembers a 'RUNNERS UP'; 
'Uthana hain toh uthna padega', so, 
best of luck to this Indian team, 
just lift this ICC World CUP."- Arindam Sain 

'BHAIYA DWUJ' AAR 'BHAI PNHOTA' R POURANIK GALPO !!!

"Bollen Arjun, 'koi go, dekhe jaao 
ke eseche', ei sune, 'ke eseche ?' 
bole, Subhadra korlen PRASHNA; 
Arjun bollen, 'ke abaar, Narakasur ke 
jeeni badh korechen, amaar priyo bondhu 
ebong tomar priyo bhai, Shri KRISHNA'.
Subhadra bollen, 'Accha Dada, Narakasur
ke toh badh korle thik ache, kintu oi 
praaye 16,000 mahila der o toh 
nite holo DWAAITWA;
eso Dada, aaj tomaar kopaal e diyi ekta 
Tilak, jaate konodin o tomaar kono bipad 
naa ghote, sab yuddhe tumi bijayi hobe, 
thakbe na kono asubho shakti r ASTITWA.'
Yeh toh galo ekta galpo, aaro ekta 
galpo ache, Suryadeb khushi 
holen naa, kaaron onaar ardhangini 
dekhalen otirikto SANGJOM;
tobu o megh er devi, Sanjana onek chesta 
kore peetpeet kore takaalen dwitiyo taar 
kshetre, Suryadeb ekti r naam dilen 
Jamuna toh aar ekti r naam dilen JOM.
Yamuna kintu besh neel ee chilo, kintu 
Mahadev snaan korlen ei nadi tei, Sati r 
mrityu r sab dukkho jwal ei galo mishe, 
Mahadev er mon holo haalka o BHALO;
jehetu Suabhari wrishi Garurh ke 
diyechen abhisaap, taai Kaaliya Naag 
ekhane chole elo, thik jaana nei, Yamuna 
r rang kaar jonno hoye galo KAALO.
Vasudeb o bodhoy seyi raat e, 
bujhte perechilen je Yamuna 
kintu Krishna ka pratham 
thekei khub BHALOBAASE;
roj oi nadi r dhaare ei toh cholto 
Radha aar Krishna modhur ebong 
misti premleela, roj ee kintu 
Yamuna taader dyakhe aar HAASE.
Krishna r proti prem aar katodin 
rakha jaaye chaapa, ebaar je Krishna 
ke kortei hobe prem NIBEDAN;
Indraprastha chilo Yamuna nadi r ee 
dhaare, sekhane atithi hisebe aasa 
Krishna ke Arjun bollen Kalindi r katha, 
Krishna mene nilen Kalindi r sab ABEDAN.
Jom jiggesh korlen, 'chaao, 
ki bardaan chaao tumi bon, 
jehetu aajke tumi amaar 
kapaal e diyecho BHAIPNHOTA';
Yamuna bollen, 'prati bachor 
Govardhan Pujo r din e, je Yamuna 
nadi teh korbe snaan, taar 
akaalmrityu r duaar e porbe KNAATA'.
Taah ei holo 'Bhaiya Dwuj' aar 
'Bhai Pnhota' r pouranik GALPO; 
beshi gobheer e jete hobena, tobu 
o jene rakha bhalo alpo ALPO.
'Bhai Pnhota' r din maanei fulko luchi 
aar gaowa ghee diye chhola r DAAL; 
khichuri ta r ki subaas, aha, ei 
naa hole aasol aatop CHAAL.
Bhai bon er samparka khub modhur 
boiki, tobe majhe moddhe besh 
bhalo ee lege jaaye TAAL; 
sab samay ki aar mistota bojaay 
thaake, majhe moddhe hoy boiki ektu 
adhtu tok tok, jhaal JHAAL."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 160 RUNS AGAINST NETHERLANDS ON 12.11.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"The aggressive batting by 
Shubman Gill was ON; 
everyone is expecting 
Shubman to score a TON.
Shubman departed at 51;
Rohit scored a sensible 61.
The start by Virat Kohli was 
cautious but he improvised 
his shots, each ball by BALL;
he got bowled out at 51, 
as the delivery by van der 
Merwe did not spin at ALL.
On 'Diwali Day', Shreyas Iyer 
remained unbeaten at 128, one 
of the best innings of his CAREER;
the score of India reached 410, as KL 
Rahul scored 102 in 64, a player who 
is expert indeed in changing GEAR.
For playing counterattacking football, 
very popular is this Holland nation 
with the jersey in ORANGE;
in Cricket also, this Netherlands team 
is quite strong, but, still, they lose so 
many matches, it is so STRANGE. 
Netherlands knew that 
they cannot chase it down 
as the total is MASSIVE;
but, their approach 
against the Indian bowlers 
were very AGGRESSIVE.
Unlike in other matches, in this 

match, the runs conceded 

by Shami is EXCESSIVE;
the way, Teja Nidamanuru 
was hitting over boundaries 
was just so IMPRESSIVE.
Siraj got slightly 
injured in his neck while 
trying to take a CATCH;
Ravindra Jadeja not only bowled but 
also surprised Max ODowd with probably
the best bowling delivery of the MATCH.
The upcoming semi final against New 
Zealand will be a tough one as New 
Zealand defeated India in 2019;
even Sachin Tendulkar used to bowl to 
break long partnerships, so, in this match, 
what an experiment by Rohit, it has BEEN.
Both Virat and Rohit 
each got one WICKET;
they may have to bowl in any 
tough match, the stage is well SET.
On 12.11.2023, Teja played well and 
scored 54 whereas Netherlands 
got bowled out at 250;
let us see, in Mumbai
on 15.11.2023, which team 
emerges victorious and MIGHTY."- Arindam Sain

ADBHUT APARUPA BOIKI EI AMAVASYA R ANDHAKAR ER RAATI !!!

"Adbhut aparupa boiki ei 
Amavasya r andhakar er RAATI, 
jwole uthuk sarbatra 
pradeep o MOMBAATI;
andhokaar ghuchie dik ei AALO,
sabaar mon hoy uthuk BHAALO.
Yuddha teh bijayi hoye, 
Ayodhya e firlen Raja RAM; 
'Satya Yug' aasuk firey, hey 'Maryada 

Purushottam', tomake janaai PRANAAM.
Aar chaaina atyachaar 
aar NAIRAJYA;
firuk monushatwo, gore 
uthuk 'RAM RAJYA'.
Aaj aalo e seje 
utheche ei Ayodhya 
Rajya r sab OLI GOLI;
sudhu Ayodhyabaasi ke noy,  
sakal Bharatbaasi ke jaanai 
aaj, 'Subho DEEPABOLI'.
Maa Kali o dekhi oi 
andhokaar ei daye DARSHAN;
Narendra o chole esechilen onaar kache, 
emon ee Maa Kali r doibo AKARSHAN. 
Guru Ramkrishna Paramhangshadeb 
thik chinechilen je ei Narendra ee 
taar adarsha SHISHYA; 
ei 'Swami Vivekananda' ee 'Chicago 
Dharma Maha sabha' e giye, 
knaapiye tulechilen saara BISWA.
Ei sab ee chilo
aasole Maa Kali r 
aashirbad o SHAKTI;
jehetu Biley r moddhe chilo 
Maa Kali r proti prokrito 
nishwaartho BHAKTI.
Prithibi te andhakar naa 
thakle ki aar maanush er 
moddhe hoto aalo r proti 
ekta abhutopurbo ANUBHUTI;
thik temon ee maanush er hriday te o 
aase amavasya, sekhane o pradeep o 
mombati jwole othe, jakhan dekhaano hoy 
taar proti bhalobasha o SAHANUBHUTI."- Arindam Sain

AUSTRALIA WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 07.11.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"The batting performances by 

Afghanistan in the ICC World 

Cup 2023 has been quite GOOD; 

on 07.11.2023, against 

Australia, Gurbaz became 

the victim of HAZLEWOOD. 

What a fabulous ton got 

scored by Ibrahim ZADRAN; 

Afghanistan reached 291 due to 

rapid runs scored by Rashid KHAN. 

To take the wicket of 

Travis Head, what a fantastic 

delivery it was by NAVEEN; 

Australia was struggling at 91/7 

and that too against Afghanistan, the 

scenario, the world has ever SEEN. 

When you miss a simple CATCH;

you may not be able to win the MATCH.

Poor fielding and poor bowling 

strategies by Afghanistan helped 

Maxwell to accelerate a LOT;

the Afghanistan captain failed to shuffle

his bowlers smartly and unaware of all 

the bowling talents, that his team has GOT.

Afghanistan just gifted away the 

match which they could have won 

easily to create a SENSATION;

but Afghanistan must try to win 

against South Africa in the next match 

and that can be their best CONSOLATION.

Glenn Maxwell didn't face any difficulty

to play as the Afghan bowlers were 

bowling with the same pace at same 

line and length without any VARIATION;

due to lack of smart captaincy, Glenn 

Maxwell capitalized on it to do a miracle 

and remained unbeaten at 201 to win the 

match by 3 wickets for Australia NATION."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SOUTH AFRICA BY 243 RUNS AT EDEN GARDENS ON 05.11.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Winning the toss is important 
as the pitch of 'Eden Gardens' 
is sometimes MYSTERIOUS; 
but, this is the historical and iconic 
ground where cricketers create 
history, so, enjoy, don't be so SERIOUS.
Why Rohit was taking risky shots and 
scoring runs rapidly, many people 
may have not UNDERSTOOD; 
but, the ball was gripping a little bit 
after 10 overs of play, so, Rohit 
Sharma's strategy was really GOOD.
For the Proteas, Rabada 
made the first STRIKE;
Keshav Maharaj conceded only 30 runs, 
a bowling figure that you cannot DISLIKE.
Shreyas Iyer was in a hurry 
and before taking any shot, 
was in some sort of HESITATION;
the captain sent the message 
that just stay at the wicket and 
continue the strike ROTATION.
The spectators of Kolkata 
wanted a return GIFT;
so, the 'Birthday Boy' changed the gear 
as per the pitch and continued to DRIFT. 
In the year of 2023, 
on the date of 5/11;
the spectators of Eden Gardens 
felt as if they were in HEAVEN.
Virat Kohli turns 35 on this 
day and has scored his 49th 
century, though, a little FASTER; 
to equal the 49 ton record 
of the living legend, Sachin 
Tendulkar, the 'Little MASTER.'
Jadeja scored runs quickly and to 
win, South Africa has to score 327;
patience has its reward 
indeed as Shreyas scored 77.
The spectators at Eden Gardens
were already celebrating as Virat 
Kohli gave them a gift of 101;
Siraj also made everyone happy 
by dismissing the dangerous de Kock 
and had a decent bowling spell of 11/1.
Bavuma had no clue, he got bowled 
out before he tried to PLAY; 
what a delivery it was by Ravindra, 
you will always like to see the REPLAY.
Markram had a short chat with Klaasen, but 
of no use, Jadeja hunted down Klaasen, 
and before South Africa could RECOVER;
the 'Shami Storm' came in again to take 
the wicket of van der Dussen and the hope 
to chase the big total was almost OVER. 
Miller just threw his wicket and Jadeja did an 

outstanding bowling to end up at 5/33;

in reply to a big total of 326, the South 
Africa team got bowled out at just 83."- Arindam Sain

WE MAKE THEM FEEL THAT THEY ARE IN A HOMELY ENVIRONMENT !!!

"MANAGER OF BANK S: 'What is the 
strategy that even from a remote area, 
you are doing outstanding BUSINESS; 
and this branch of our Bank is in an 
urban area, yet we are failing, 
though the scope is not so LESS.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'In our MBA 
classes at ICFAI, we were taught on the 
very first day, that if you guys have EGO; 
then, when you are working as 
frontline managers to 'MANAGE 
MEN Tactfully', that ego must GO.'

MANAGER OF BANK S: 'Ok ! say, we are 
not egoistic anymore and our CBS 
software is so advanced, but, how come, 
still, your branch is a point of ATTRACTION;
after every week, our CASA deposit is 
draining out, we are finding out, that in 
your branch, after every week, there 
is a good CASA deposit ADDITION.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'I always believe 
that any financial market does not run 
on mathematics or statistics but 
on human SENTIMENT; 
we make the customers feel that we, the 
bank staffs are human beings, not robots, 
and we are very informal, that's it, just 
keep it simple, no need to EXPERIMENT.' 

MANAGER OF BANK S: 'Ok, but, sweet 
behaviour always doesn't bring business, 
there must be some strategies for doing 
so well in marketing, what's the LOGIC;
some call you 'Munnabhai MBA', some 
call you 'Cheetah', but, I think, you have 
the 'Charisma' and that charismatic 
leadership creates the MAGIC.'

MANAGER OF BANK I: 'No, nothing 
like that, rather we suggest them 
about how they can increase their 
wealth by proper INVESTMENT; 
we try to understand customers' problems 
by keeping ourselves in their shoes, and 
the best part is that we make them feel 
that they are in a homely ENVIRONMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEVASTATED SRI LANKA COMPLETELY BY 302 RUNS ON 02.11.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"What a special delivery by 

Dilshan, to bowled out 'HITMAN'; '

then came Virat, will he score a century, 

everyone eagerly waited to see if he CAN.

Chameera missed a 

golden OPPORTUNITY; 

both Shubman and Virat entertained 

the spectators of Mumbai CITY.

Shubman missed the ton by 8; 

and Kohli departs at 88.

Are you fond of seeing 

the shots of 'Super SIX', 

then here comes Shreyas Iyer 

who raced to 82 in just 56.

357 runs is indeed a massive 

total as India looked so MIGHTY; 

though, still, Madhushanka 

alone took 5 wickets for 80.

Bumrah got a wicket in the first BALL; 

even, though, it was the umpire's CALL.

Siraj came in to take 2 wickets in 

an over, is it a Test MATCH; 

anyway, in the third slip position, 

Shreyas took a good CATCH.

Kusal got bowled out 

and could score only 1; 

as the delivery by 

Siraj was a good ONE. 

Siraj and Bumrah were just like 

strong winds, the real storm was 

yet to be experienced by SRI LANKA;

the 'Shami Storm' has hit the Sri Lanka 

Island, and another series of devastation 

started with the dismissal of ASALANKA.

What an inswing delivery 

by Shami to hit the TARGET; 

after being bowled out, it is indeed a 

delivery that Angelo may never FORGET.

Both Mohammed Shami and Mohammed 

Siraj rocked the show on 02.11.2023 

as Sri Lanka got bowled out at just 55; 

India won by a huge margin of 302 runs 

and Shami got 5 wickets again as his 

figure in this match is 18/5."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 100 RUNS ON 29.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"In 'Lakshmanpur' City, the city 
which was gifted by Bhagwan 
Ram to his younger BROTHER; 
after seeing the pitch on 29.10.2023, 
both the captains had something 
in their mind to BOTHER. 
So, at Atal Behari Bajpayee 
stadium in Lucknow, Rohit Sharma 
lost the toss, it was a tough LUCK; 
to add salt to the wounds, Shubman 
Gill could only score 9 runs and 
Virat Kohli went out for a DUCK. 
Rohit stayed at the wicket 
to do sensible batting 
and it was ENOUGH; 
due to KL Rahul's support at 
the other end, the scenario 
was not looking so TOUGH. 
David, the son of the famous 
cricketer Peter Willey started 
the proceedings with a MAIDEN; 
and gradually hunted 
down three important 
Indian BATSMEN. 
Not only Rohit and Rahul, 
some credit goes to Suryakumar 
also, for scoring a valuable 49; 
Jasprit Bumrah surely has the potential 
to become an all-rounder, and 
ultimately, India could only score 229.
Malan felt about the blunder he DID; 
Bumrah dismissed both Joe and DAWID. 
The England team could not survive at all 
as the 'Amroha Aandhi' came charging IN; 
as he took the wicket of Ben, 
Bairstow, Rashid and MOEEN.
Wow ! What a delivery by Kuldeep 
to bowled out Butler, a fantastic 
display of spin BOWLING; 
Livingstone managed to score 27 
as India didn't take a review, why 
missing out on any small THING.
Bumrah bowled the best delivery of 

the match to bowled out Mark Wood 

and finished his bowling figure at 3/32;

India won the match by 100 runs 
as Shami did an outstanding 
performance of 4/22."- Arindam Sain

TAAI TOH AMRAA SABAAI APNADER DUJONER EE SAADHAK !!!

"MAA LAKKHI: 'Hey Maanab, aami 
prasanna hoyechi, je tumi saara raat 
royecho jege, 'Kojagara' HISEBE; 
oneker mato, tumi o amaar jogyo 
saadhak, tumi nischoi aaj amaar  
theke aashirbaad PAABE.'

MAA SARASWATI: 'Hey Maanab, 
tumi aasole kaar saadhak, ei 
prashno r jawaab daao AAGE;
prithibite unnati korte gele 
ek jon maanab er sarba pratham 
kaar aashirbaad LAAGE.'

MAANAB: 'Konodin o bhabini, je, 
dui debi r saadhak hisebe, eksathe 
dekhte paabo dui debi r ee AGOMON;
uposh kore achi thik ee, kintu 
taate kichu ese jaayena, aaj 
khusi teh bhore galo aamar MON.'

LAKKHI PYANCHA: 'Ebaar ei kathin 
prashno r uttar taa daao DEKHINI; 
je kono khabaar banaate gele, 
konta beshi joruri, Noon naa CHINI.'

RAJHANGSHO: 'Aah ! tumi bapu majhe 
moddhe baro ee karo BIRAKTO; 
tomaar prashno r theke barong, 
aager prashno ta beshi SHAKTO.'

MAANAB: 'Noon naa diley, 
khabaar e swaad aasena JAANI; 
kintu tarkaari teh ditei 
hobe ektu CHINI. 
Aager prashno r uttar e eituku ee 
boli, je khaali pet e thaakle, kono 
kaaj e aasena bidya o BUDDHI; 
abaar gyaan o shikka naa thaakle, 
jato ee artho thaakuk na kano, seyi 
rajye thakena kono sukh o SAMRIDDHI.
Hey Maa Lakkhi 
ebong Maa Saraswati, 
apnaara ek e 
opor er PORIPURAK;
apnaara dujonei samaan shaktishaali, 
keu kaarur theke baro ba choto 
noy, taai toh amraa sabaai 

apnader dujoner ee SAADHAK.'"- Arindam Sain
 

AUSTRALIA DEFENDED THE MATCH JUST BY 5 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 28.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"As if in that pitch, there was 
nothing for the bowlers at ALL; 
David and Travis were in a mood to hit 
a boundary in each and every BALL.
Australia team management always 
prefers a left-handed opening pair 
and they always SUCCEED; 
David Warner and Travis Head have 
reminded us about Adam Gilchrist 
and Mathew Hayden INDEED. 
Warner went back to the 
pavilion as Phillips took a 
catch of his own BOWLING; 
Phillips even bowled out 
Travis who scored 109 runs 
while dominating and RULING.
The Australians 
maintained the 
momentum even if the 
wickets were FALLING;
Pat Cummins also stunned everyone 
with his stormy batting, though, 
Australia got restricted below 400 
as Boult did some smart BOWLING.
Starc proved once again 
that in the slip position, his 
fielding ability is so GOOD; 
and as rewards, both the openers 
of the New Zealand team got 
dismissed by HAZLEWOOD.
A superstar from the 
New Zealand team is 
surely EMERGING; 
he is Rachin Ravindra who 
scored 116 runs, and his talent and 
batting technique are just AMAZING.
The Australian team thought that after 
Ravindra's dismissal, there is no THREAT;
Jimmy Neesham with his bat, started 
to tell, 'the match is not over YET'.
In any competitive match, 
little things matter a LOT; 
hats off to Labuschagne, what a terrific 
fielder, the Australia team has GOT. 
In a tense situation, a sure shot 
boundary got saved by Labuschagne 
and got converted to TWO; 
even a speedy throw from the boundary 
line by Labuschagne got converted 
by Inglis to do Neesham's run out TOO.
Australia defended the match just 
by 5 runs on 28.10.2023; 
as New Zealand ended 
their innings at 383."- Arindam Sain

NO NEED TO DELAY THE NEXT '12TH BIPARTITE SETTLEMENT' !!!

"There is no need for any trade union 
to go for any unnecessary STRIKE; 
the Indian Government must give all 
the PSU Bank employees a decent HIKE.
No need to delay the next '12th Bipartite
Settlement', scrap all the concept
of 'Bipartite Settlement ARREAR'; 
if there is a good salary in PSU Banks, 
then our next generation will feel more 
motivated to make a 'Banking CAREER.'
'Performance Linked Incentive' (PLI) 
should only be given to the 
employees of those branches 
only which will be in PROFIT; 
and if any branch is in loss for 

three consecutive financial 

years, no need to continue 

that branch, just merge IT.
When there is a shortage of 
manpower due to RETIREMENT; 
utilize the Peon Cum Daftary as a part 
of smart manpower MANAGEMENT.
Either install Passbook Kiosks 
or provide CBS ID to PCD where 

in that CBS ID, he or she can do 
only the passbook PRINTING; 
implement '5 days banking' and mark 

'inefficiency' if it is found that the staffs 
are increasing the electricity bills by 

continuous late SITTING."- Arindam Sain

ALL BANKS MUST CLOSE THOSE SAVINGS AND CURRENT ACCOUNTS WHICH ARE FOR 2 YEARS, MAINTAINING THE STATUS, 'INOPERATIVE' !!!

"All Banks must close those savings and 

current accounts which are for 2 years, 

maintaining the status, 'INOPERATIVE';
why waste time on calling back 
those 'garbage customers' for 
making their accounts 'OPERATIVE'. 
Rather deduct the minimum balance 
charges, and once the balance of the 
savings or current account reaches 
zero, just close the ACCOUNT;
RBI must also make a rule that if any 
account remains inoperative for more than 
2 years, the account will be closed and then 
RBI will seize the book balance or AMOUNT.
Also, say, Mr. X has opened a 
savings account in any Bank 
in 2016 for only getting a fund 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
then his account has been inoperative for 
more than 2 years and closed, in 2023, he 
came to open another savings account, 
he will get a monetary PUNISHMENT.
Mr. X will be fined Rs.2000/- as 
'Previous Account Inoperative 
Charges' (PAIC), otherwise, the new 
savings account will remain INACTIVE; 
Mr. X will deposit Rs.2000/+ Rs.1000/-, 
the 2000 rupees will be deducted, 
and with minimum balance, the 
new account will be ACTIVE.
With.effect from 1st January 2024, RBI 
must implement cash handling charges 
of Rs.55/- for more than Rs.50,000/- 
cash withdrawal and DEPOSIT;
PAN Card must be made mandatory and 

Banks will deduct Rs.1000/- as yearly 'Form 

60' charges in CBS if in any account, there 

is no PAN card entered in IT."- Arindam Sain

AASCHE BACHOR ABAAR HOBE, OPEKKHA E THAKBO AAMRA ABAAR BAARO TA MAAS !!!

"Badh toh 
holo MAHISHASUR;
kintu amader mon e 
je bishaad er SUR.
Maa Durga aaj 
raona deben KAILASH E;
duto Nilkantha paakhi 
jaaye urre AKASH E.
Pratham pakhi ti bole, 'Maa Durga 
oi pujo mandap er choukhaat 
perolei, ami shuru korbo ORA'; 
dwitiyo paakhi ti bole, 'Thik ache, 
bisarjan parva sesh holei, ami tor 
pechon pechon ure aaschi DAARA.'
Aaj ei Vijaya Dashami r 
din e, amader mon je UDAAS; 
aasche bachor abaar hobe, opekkha 
e thakbo aamra abaar baaro ta MAAS.
Mahila der oi sindur khela r AADOLE; 
maa ke onara baran kore naye AASOLE.
Seyi Maha Shasthi 
theke Vijaya Dashami 
obdi, Bangaali r ghar e, ghar 
e, kato ee na MANORANJAN;
Haati r opor e bose jei bachor  
Maa Durga aasben ebong firey 
jaaben, sei bachor e sukh o samriddhi 
prochur, jato ee hok pratima NIRANJAN.
Navaratri utsav e, astami r din e, 
ei Maa Durga ee hoye othen 
Maa Mahagauri ebong onaar 
pachonde r rang hoy BEGUNI;
Parvati, Navadurga ebong Kali r galpo 
gulo besh taatporjyopurna, ebong 
aamra obaak hoye jaai, jatobaar 
ee ei pouranik kaahini gulo SUNI.
Shaastra mat e, 
Vijaya Dashami tei 
kintu Durga Pujo SESH; 
kintu Bangaali r mon e kintu, 
Lakkhi pujo obdi roye jaaye, 
ei Durga Pujo r RESH."- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE KHELA R KATHA, SEKHAANE ERA KHELTE PAARENA, EDER SAMARTHAK RA STADIUM E ESE SUDHU KORBE AMADER KAAN JHALAPALA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oh tai bol, jharh 
er naam, 'HAMOON'; 
aami ee bhool sunechilam, 
je eta 'HONEYMOON.
Odike bheerh er bhoy, Santosh Mitra 
Square e, 'Ram Mandir' dekhate niye 
jaaini bole, khepe ache 'MUNMUN';
Aah ! Aaj naa Bijoya Dashami, Bangaaliyana 

bhoole geli dekhchi, rasogolla khaowa, egulo 

rekhe de, aaj ke khabona 'Gulab JAMUN'.'

BABOOL: 'Aaha ! Sab thakur ki 
aar bisarjan hoye jacche NAAKI; 
kichu thakur toh mandap e thakbei, 
jehetu 'Pujo Carnival' ache BAAKI.'

BABLA: ''Hamoon' noy, tobe 24.10.2023 
taarikh e, South Africa r 'Quinton de 
Kock' jharh tulechen, Bangladesh er 
biruddhe ekla ee korechen 174 RUN;
ei pujo teh aaro ekta sukhabor 
ache, gatokaal orthat Mahanabami 
r din e, Pakistan ke 8 wicket e 
haariye diyeche AFGHANISTAN.'

BALA: 'Thik hoyeche, amader 
Bharat e ICC World Cup 2023 aayojito 
hocche bole, Pakistani aar Bangladeshi 
der khub hocchilo gaaye JWAALA;
Jekhane khela r katha, sekhane era khelte 

paarena, aar stadium e ese, ei Pakistani aar 

Bangladeshi samarthak gulo korbe sudhu 

amader kaan JHALAPALA.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 22.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"It was a 'Duck Day' for DEVON; 
as Siraj sent him back to PAVILION.
For the opener, Will YOUNG;
Shami's bowling was so STRONG.
The New Zealand team also 
has a 'Ravindra' who has 
played a good knock of 75;
Shami kept on taking wickets to 
create a record of one of his best 
bowling performances which is 54/5.
Wickets kept on falling at the other 
end, but, one player kept on FIGHTING; 
the innings of 130 runs by Daryl Mitchell 
on 22.10.2023 was just OUTSTANDING.
Kuldeep took two 

wickets of middle 

order but conceded 73;
due to Shami's terrific bowling, 

New Zealand could not reach 

300, rather got restricted at 273.

Both Rohit and Shubman 
showed their AGGRESSION; 
but, due to Lockie, two wickets 
fell in quick SUCCESSION.
In the middle order, along with 
Virat, both Shreyas and Rahul 
laid a strong FOUNDATION; 
Suryakumar got run out due 
to a silly MISCOMMUNICATION.
It is good for the Indian team as 
their 'Ravindra' got a chance to BAT;
on the other end, Virat kept on pouncing 
just like any Indian tiger, the big wild CAT.
Henry denied Kohli the ton just by 5 runs, 
but, India won against New Zealand after 
a long time in any ICC TOURNAMENT.
On the 'Durga Asthami' day, India won by 
4 wickets and Jadeja with the bat, also 
gave some ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

THEME BONAAM OITIHYOMOYEE SAABEKIYANA; DURGA PUJO R SAMAY, EI NIYE JOME OTHE BANGAALIYANA !!!

"Theme bonaam 
oitihyomoyee SAABEKIYANA;
Durgo Pujo r samay, ei niye 
jome othe BANGAALIYANA.
Sarat kaal e Maa Durga r 
pujo korechilen Bhagwan RAM;
noile toh amra sabaai sudhu oi basanta 
writu tei Maa Basanti r pujo KORTAM.
Raavan er biruddhe yuddha 

teh jabaar aagey, Bhagwan 

Ram korlen Durga pujo, 

nilen Maa Durga r AASHIRBAAD;
tarpor Bijoya Dashami r din e, Raavan 

er shorir ebong taar dus ta maatha 

ke korlen badh, kintu korlen na 

Lanka rajya ke BARBAAD.

2024 saal e, sampanna 
hobe Ayodhya teh, Ram 
Mandir er NIRMAAN;
2023 saal e, Santosh Mitra Square e, Ram 
Mandir er aadol e Durga pujo mandap 
tairi hoyeche, ja peyeche sera SAMMAN.
Aapni jodi hon Mahadeb er bhakto, tahole 
chole aastei paaren Saltlake er BJ Block 
e, dekhte 'Aadiyogi' r bishaal MURTI; 
oi 'light and sound 'show dekhe, 
mon er moddhe jaagbe boiki 
ek onyodharan er SPHURTI."

Kalyani o pichiye nei, besh 

bhalo ee hocche Kolkata 

bonaam Kalyani r TAKKAR;

Sreebhumi Sporting sere, Santosh Mitra 

Square dekhe, train dhore, diyei aasun 

Kalyani Rathtala ebong ITI teh ek CHAKKAR."- Arindam Sain

AABAR AASBEN MAA DURGA, KORTE SAB ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH !!!

"Mahalaya r din e, 
bhorbela e, radio r 
dik e pete KAAN; 
sabai shone Birendra Krishna 
Bhadra r kanthoswar aar 
Mahishasur Mardini r GAAN.
Sabai bhaabe panchami r din ei 
dekhe nebe bhalo bhalo thakur, 
sedin ektu thakbe FNAAKA; 
onekei sedin ee beriye pore, kaajei
panchami r din o prochur bheerh, 
gamgam kore pujo mandap ELAAKA.
Katha e ache, porile SAREE;
sundari laage NAARI.
Saraswati pujo r toh 
ache ee sei MAHIMA; 
aar jakhan martye 
ghurte aasen UMA.
Thonte lipstick, chokhe kajal, kaane dul, 
haathe snakha aar sinthi teh SINDUR;
bole othe se naari, 'ogo suncho, paa 
byatha korche, oi pandal ta aar KATODUR'.
Oi path cholte cholte, khete thakun 
ghugni, fuchka, ice cream ba egg ROLL;
bheerh jato ee thakuk na kano, ektu 
o kome na kintu koutuhal aar KALLOL.
Onek kshetre, ei pujo 
tei hoy pratham ALAAP;
chole boiki naatak er 
ee prem er SANGLAAP.
Emon ee jaadu aajkal kaar makeup e, 
je sab meye kei dekhte laage BHALO;
pujo r por dekha hole bojha jaaye, 
gaa er rang ta kintu ektu hole o KAALO.
Pet pujo na 

hole, Durga pujo r 

aasol majaa thik 

jaayena PAAOWA; 

Saptami teh Chinese, ashtami teh 

Bangaali khaabar, Nabami teh 

mahabhog ba moghlai, besh 

bhalo ee hoye khaaowa DAAOWA.
Dashami r din elei, mon e 
hoy, ei toh sedin pujo ELO; 
aar er ee moddhe 
chole GYALO.
Aasole utsav ta eto taai baro, je samay 
ke laage khub choto, mon e hoy jano, 
aar ektu utsav ta thakle bhalo HOTO; 
kintu prakriti aar 
samay, se thik chole taar 
chirachorito niyam MATO.
Brihaspati baar e bisarjan 
dite neyi, ete hoy ghor AMANGAL; 
aaro ek din na hoy Maa Durga thakben 
martye, tobu o taate barang sabaar MANGAL.
Dashami r din e, sindur khelte khelte, 
naari der mukh hoye jaaye BHAAR;
mon e, mon e, taara bole, 'Hey, Maa 
Durga, aasche bachor eso ABAAR.'
Sarat kaal e abaar jakhan 
futbe charidike 'KAASH'; 
abaar aasben Maa Durga korte 
sab asubho shakti r BINAASH."- Arindam Sain

SOUTH AFRICA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 229 RUNS ON 21.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Topley gave an early SHOCK;
by taking the wicket of de KOCK.
On 21.10.2023, Adil Rashid bowled 
many deliveries which were quite SLOW; 
but got rid of Hendricks and Dussen, 
to give South Africa, a double BLOW.
Due to a mild injury, the passionate 
Topley showed some ANGER;
but came back again to bowl, as 
within him, there is so much HUNGER.
Oh ! Topley turned out 
to be a serial KILLER; 
as he dismissed both 
Markram and MILLER.
Just hang on, England team, 
someone has come out of his DEN;
the show has just started, as 
the warrior's name is KLAASEN.
The England bowlers got brutally
hammered in every direction by HEINRICH; 
so many wounds indeed, how many 
and how fast can you STITCH.
In this ICC World Cup 2023, 
Heinrich Klaassen scored a TON;
he got bowled out 
by Gus ATKINSON.
South Africa made a 
mammoth total of 399;
out of which, along with the terrific Jansen, 
the talented Klaassen alone scored 109.
Bowl as per the field and Marco Jansen 
was back in wicket taking BUSINESS;
keeping a leg slip was a shrewd captaincy
by Markram and it was a SUCCESS.
Gerald Coetzee came in 
like a tropical CYCLONE; 
and England was struggling at 84/7, 
as 3 wickets were taken by Gerald ALONE.
What Wood could not do with the ball, 
did it with the bat, but, still, England 
could only score 170, in reply to 399;
South Africa made a record indeed 
against England in ODI history by 
winning the match by a margin of 229."- Arindam Sain

EVEN ON STORMY SEAS, IT WILL BE 'BON VOYAGE'; IF THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP HAS THAT COURAGE !!!

"Open the GATE; 
to change your FATE.
Who knows, maybe, 
after a RETREAT; 
for you, there can 
be a delicious TREAT.
It is a 'musical chair' game, 
you don't know which 
will be your next SEAT;
all mathematics problems 
are not simple, but, still, don't 
increase your HEARTBEAT.
Your mood should 
always be the KING;
then, in any scenario, 
your mind can SING.
Even on stormy seas, 
it will be 'Bon VOYAGE';
if the captain of the ship 
has that COURAGE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST BANGLADESH ON 19.10.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"On 19.10.2023, the 'Panchami' 
day of Durga Puja FESTIVAL; 
India was in a battle with the most
friendly nation of their ARCH-RIVAL.
It was a good batting display by 
both Tanzid Hasan and Litton DAS;
but, when it matters, Kuldeep 
Yadav showed his CLASS.
To the ball, Hardik wanted to FETCH;
but got injured, after making a STRETCH.
Suddenly, the Bangladesh 
team camp felt the PAIN; 
as Ravindra Jadeja took the wicket 
of the Bangladesh team CAPTAIN.
What a catch by KL Rahul at his 
left side at a delivery by SIRAJ
to get rid of the dangerous 
all-rounder, Mehidy Hasan MIRAZ; 
Jasprit Bumrah had to bowl the best 
bowling delivery of the match to bowled 
out Mahmudullah who scored 46;
even Mushfiqur's knock of 38 is a 
valuable contribution as Bangladesh 
finished their innings at 256.
Rohit missed half a ton by just 2; 
Shubman batted very aggressively TOO. 
But, what to say about 'Virat' KING; 
for him, 'Impossible is NOTHING'.
The delivery was not a wide BALL; 
after all, it was the umpire's CALL.
Kohli finished the game in 
style by hitting a six and 
remained unbeaten at 103;
India won by 7 wickets 
against Bangladesh as the 
final scoreboard showed 261/3."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 7 WICKETS ON 14.10.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"The day of Mahalaya 
on 14.10.2023;
is a day of 'Mahishasura Vadh', 
you must AGREE.
It was the day of the 
match of India Vs PAKISTAN;
and the host nation of ICC 
World Cup 2023 is HINDUSTAN.
Rohit Sharma elected to bowl first 
at Narendra Modi STADIUM;
Jasprit Bumrah as usual maintained 
his line, length and MOMENTUM.
Siraj proved to 
be quite EXPENSIVE;
but, after dismissing Mr. Shafique, 
his expression was EXPLOSIVE.
Oh ! Hardik, to that white ball, 
what mantra you had to TELL; 
that the ball swung a lot 
and Imam's wicket FELL.
Babar scored half a ton to 
somehow justify his CAPTAINCY; 
Rizwan, as usual, has maintained 
his scoring CONSISTENCY.
Siraj bowled out Babar, and Bumrah 
bowled out Rizwan, the Bharatiya pace 
attack surely has that fiery FLAME; 
Kuldeep and Jadeja are left hand spinners 
of different types and they proved again, 
that anytime, they can change the GAME.
Pakistan has been bowled out and to win 
the match, the target for India was 192;
Jasprit bowled out Shadab too and he 
ended with a good bowling figure of 19/2.
Both Shubman and Virat 
each went back to the 
pavilion by scoring only 16; 
Be it captaincy, be it batting, 
what an outstanding performance
by Rohit Sharma it has BEEN.
His strategy was, 
'nothing to FEAR; 
as per the situation, 
just change the GEAR.'
When the score of Pakistan 
was 155, 8 wickets fell after 
that by adding just 36;
when the score of Bharat was 
156, Afridi tricked Rohit to 
dismiss him at his score of 86.
India won by 7 wickets 
against Pakistan by finishing 
their innings at 192/3; 
Shreyas made the winning stroke 
by hitting a boundary and 
remained unbeaten at 53."- Arindam Sain

COUNT YOUR FAULTS, BEFORE YOU GET FINED !!!

"Count your faults, before you get FINED;
try to learn more, don't remain CONFINED.
RBI may not be in a HURRY;
but, can be very strict and SCARY.
Regarding RBI compliance, why 
some banks should always FAIL;
that can be the cause, why the 
corruption may still PREVAIL.
In every state, there is 
indeed a 'Cyber Crime' WING;
but, be proactive to fix the loopholes in 
the app or software of digital BANKING.
The fraudsters may know 
how to fool the entire banking 
system at an initial STAGE; 
but, the checkpoints and compliances 
as per strict RBI guidelines will surely 
put those fraudsters inside a CAGE.
Very soon, the 'Information 
Technology' compliance 
may get IMPLEMENTED; 
penalty may be imposed on banks if 

the customer service is hampered which 

are due to frequent link failure RELATED."- Arindam Sain

EITHER PERFORM OR PERISH; AS ANYTIME YOU CAN BE EATEN UP BY ANY BIG FISH !!!

"Either perform
or PERISH; 
as anytime you can be 
eaten up by any big FISH.
The global economic
scenario is TRANSFORMING;
bad news is coming for those PSU 
banks which are not PERFORMING.
Gone are those days, when working 
in any PSU Bank had a CHARM;
anytime privatisation can happen, 
be ready to hear the siren or ALARM.
In terms of 'quick customer service' 
and 'quality banking', why are PSU 
Banks still lagging BEHIND;
the reasons you all know, but, still, 
to the callous management, again 
and again, you have to REMIND.
Firstly, IT infrastructure is 
still not up to the MARK;
in the 1st lap itself, in respect to private 
banks, the PSU banks lose the SPARK.
Secondly, except in SBI and PNB, in 
all other PSU Banks, there is a 
lack of proper job ALLOCATION;
whereas, in private banks, they make 
different groups with specific job roles only, 
by keeping them in their home LOCATION.
Thirdly, except SBI and BOB, other PSU 
Banks are still so sceptical about 'just 
in time', need based RECRUITMENT;
why wait for another financial year, fill up 
the vacancy immediately just like private 
banks do, whenever there is any RETIREMENT.
Lastly, except SBI, PNB, BOB and Canara 
Bank, no other PSU Banks abide by the 
3:2:1 theory of manpower MANAGEMENT;
in a small branch, just like private banks, 
there has to be 3 officers, 2 clerks and 1 
sub staff, to smoothly run every DEPARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

BIG 'MANAGEMENT BOOK' LECTURES BY THE CEOs ARE NOT GOING TO WORK; UNLESS AND UNTIL THE HR DEPARTMENT DO THEIR PROPER HOMEWORK !!!

"UNION LEADER: 'They don't 
consider any human as HUMAN; 
they will make you work 
as much as they CAN. 
Management people 
are just RUTHLESS;
they will grill you guys fully 
to improve their BUSINESS.
But, when you are facing 
any problematic SITUATION; 
they don't have that talent to 
provide any feasible SOLUTION.'

OFFICER: 'Yes, it is true that the HR 
department is becoming BOGUS; 
without proper support and motivation, 
the entire firm is losing its FOCUS.
They have no strategy regarding
'Planning and DEVELOPMENT';
even they require training from MNCs 
about 'Manpower MANAGEMENT'.
Big 'management book' lectures by 
the CEOs are not going to WORK;
unless and until, the HR department
do their proper HOMEWORK. 
Also in a firm, there 
must be continuous 
upgradation in TECHNOLOGY; 
otherwise, not only among employees, 
even among the customers, there 
will be a negative PSYCHOLOGY.'"- Arindam Sain

PARVAT KA NAAM HAIN KAILASH; WOHI HAIN UNKA AASLI NIVASH !!!

"Unke dil ki Rani woh hee hain, 
woh hee karti hain unke dil mein RAJ; 
woh hee sambhalti hain unko, jab karta 
hain 'Shankara tandav', bann ke NATARAJ. 
Parvat ka naam hain KAILASH; 
wohi hain unka aasli NIVASH. 
Gussa zaroor aata hain unko, phir bhi 
unka dil hain seedha sadha aur BHOLA; 
Nandi aur Bhringi se poochlena, 
ke kitna hain woh DILWALA. 
Gusse mein Ganesh ka sarh ko
kar diya tha uske sharir se alag, 
par Brahma ka karishma dekho, 
Ganesh ko bana diya GANAPATI; 
Sadhu teh woh, Sati ne unko le aaye 
dampatya jeevan mein, par Daksh ke 
yajna ke aag mein kud gayi Sati, bhool 
gayi thi sayed, ke zinda hain unka PATI.
Unhone kiya aisa 'Rudra taandav', ke knaap 
utha poora trilok, phir Vishnu ne chorh 
diya apna Sudarshan Chakra aur phir 
ekyavvan tukde ho gaye 'SATI';
par Shakti thi woh, khud hee ek aag 
thi, phir laut ke aayi unke zindagi 
mein, par ish baar, naam 
badal ke ho gayi 'PARVATI'. 
'Trimurti' ka ek murti woh bhi hain, 
joh karte hain sab kuch KHATAM; 
'Mahishasur' ko maarne ka kisi 
mein bhi nahi tha DUM.
Eksaath 'Trimurti' ne mil ke, banaya 
ek 'Adi Shakti' ka naya roop, joh 
hain bahut hee SHAKTISHALI; 
Sher ke upar baitha yeh 
dashabhuja Devi, naam 
hua 'Durga' ya 'SHERAWALI.
Jung chali nau raatri aur dus din 
tak, aur har nau raatri mein Devi 
ne liya ek naya roop, aur 'Navaratri' 
ke baad aaya 'Vijaya Dashami' ke DIN;
Sab se khatarnak thi 'Chandi' ka roop, 
jab Kumbhkaran neend se utha, Brahma 
ne Ram ko kaha, ki jung jeetna muskil 
hain Durga Devi ke aashirvaad ke BIN.
Sirf 'Daruka' ko maarne 
ke liye, Sati se mil ke 
unhone banaaya 'KALI'; 
par woh sab se khatarnak nikli, rokna 
pada Devi ko, aapne pati ke upar pairh rakh 
diya, sharma gayi aur apni jeev NIKAALI.
Parvati ki behen, 'Ganga' ko thoda 
hee sahi, par ho gayi thi Parvati ke 
patidev se ishq, par woh na PHISLAA; 
par jab Ganga dharti pe giri, 
tab unhone aapne lambe baalon 
se, uski gati ko SAMBHAALA.
Phir bhi Parvati gussa 
ho gayi, bharosha na tha, 
unke upar, joh hain 
unki pati PARAMESWAR;
unhone tab pyar se bola, 'tum hee 
ho mere ardhangini, tumhre bin yeh 
zindagi adhura, yeh dekho mera roop, 
isko kahete hain 'ARDHNARISWAR'."- Arindam Sain