Wednesday, May 31, 2023

PAAP ER PRAYASCHITTO KORBO, TAAI SAB SATYI KATHA BOLE DEOWAA EE BHAALO !!!

"BHAIPO: 'Tomar baari giye 
dekhlam, je tumi sekhane nei, 
ekhan tumi kothay acho KAAKU; 
sab ee toh sunte pelaam, khub 
ee dukkhojanak, era toh dekhchi 
bhalo ee khelte paare 'SUDOKU'.'

KAAKU: 'Ekhan aar osob nyaka 
nyaka katha, ki hobe BOLE; 
tobe tor mato apodharto ke 
diye ki aar sanghatan CHOLE ?'

BHAIPO: 'Kicchu chinta korona, 
emon porimaan taaka debo DHELE; 
je tomar por er duto prajanmo bilaasita 
r akash e urrey beraabe paakhna MELE.' 

KAAKU: 'Ei toh kodin aage, 
paarchili na amake CHINTE; 
ekhan tui phone kore, misti misti 
katha bole, chaichish amaaye KINTE. 
Ei parimaan taaka peyei baa ki holo, 
bhog ee toh korte paarlaam na, 
kaaron ei taka gulo je KAALO; 
ei buro boyesh e, bhabchi, je, paap er 
prayaschitto korbo, taai sab satyi 
katha bole dewoaa ee BHAALO.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK WON THEIR FIFTH IPL TITLE ON 30.05.2023 BY DEFEATING GT BY 5 WICKETS !!!

"On 29.05.2023, initially, the start 
by the GT openers looked SLOW; 
but, Wriddhiman Saha looked in 
good touch and full FLOW. 
Mahendra Singh Dhoni is still 
one of the best wicketkeepers 
of the world INDEED; 
as he once again proved his 
class by stumping out Shubman 
Gill at a lightning SPEED. 
Deepak Chahar got the wicket of 
Saha, but, Sai Sudarshan will play 
such a good knock, they didn't EXPECT; 
GT scored 214 runs and the innings 
of 96 runs in 47 balls by Sai Sudarshan 
really deserve a royal RESPECT. 
Even on the reserve day, 
the rain came AGAIN; 
after applying the mysterious 'Duckworth-Lewis 
method', you never know which team will GAIN. 
Overs got reduced to 
15 overs and the revised 
target for CSK was 171; 
for Noor Ahmad, after getting the wickets 
of both the CSK openers, his bowling 
figure of 17/2 will be a memorable ONE. 
When Rahane and Rayudu were looking 
too dangerous, there was one bowler 
from GT who knows how to TAME; 
he knows how to strike back 
again and again, always remember, 
Mohit Sharma is his NAME. 
On 30.05.2023, Shivam Dube remained 
unbeaten at 32, but, Mohit stunned 
the CSK fans as Mahendra Singh 
Dhoni got out at ZERO; 
but, experience always counts and it is 
CSK again to lift the IPL title for the 
5th time, as Ravindra Jadeja emerged 
as the ultimate HERO."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 27, 2023

JE JANAJAATI BHARAT ER SWADHINATA R LARRAI LORECHE, SEYI KURMI DER KE 'ST' SANGRAKKHAN DITE ETO BHOY !!!

"BABLOO: 'Dheel je ee chhure thakuk 
na kano, teebro khhobh aar pratibaad 
er bahiprakash hisebe, oi kaaj ta 
kora, motei hoyni BHAALO; 
tobe er probhaab kintu bhalo ee 
poreche, eta maantei hobe, kaaran 
por er din, ekjon er jaama r rang 
hoye gache saada, nei aar KAALO.' 

BABOOL: 'Probhaab toh poreche 
bote, taai egaro din por ekjon oi 
jaayega e giye chailen KHHOMAA; 
kintu eta o sweekar kora uchit 
chilo, jeh ogulo baaji chilo 
na, ogulo chilo BOMAA.' 

BABLA: 'Abaar naaki hobe oikhane 
kono ek notun SHILPO; 
oi shilanyaas ta ee hobe, tarpor 
hoye jaabe sab GALPO.' 

BALA: 'Erokom dwichaarita kano 
bujhina, kon ek baaire r desh Myanmar 
er Rohingya der dite paare AASHROY; 
aar je janajaati Bharat er swadhinata r 
larrhai loreche, seyi Kurmi der ke 'ST' quota 
r sangrakkhan dite eto BHOY.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 26, 2023

GT DEFEATED MI BY 62 RUNS ON 26.05.2023 TO REACH THE FINAL !!!

"MI fans were saying, 'What did 
Shubman Gill eat at BREAKFAST; 
he is batting so well that the GT 
scoreboard is moving very FAST.' 
Shubman Gill alone scored 129 runs, 
whereas Sai Sudarshan contributed 43; 
due to some late hitting by the GT 
skipper, the score of GT raced to 233. 
The start for MI was not so 
good, as Shami took 2 wickets 
in quick SUCCESSION; 
Rashid bowled out Tilak, as on the 
mind of any GT fan, this Afghan 
always makes an IMPRESSION. 
A delivery of Hardik Pandya 
surely reminded you about 
the cricket term 'BODYLINE'; 
though, temporarily Green 
got retired hurt, but, 
later on, he was FINE. 
Sometimes little things 
do have a big IMPACT; 
Little got the wicket of Green, 
which is indeed a big thing in FACT. 
Mohit Sharma is basically a 
Trump Card of Hardik Pandya 
which is always kept HIDDEN; 
and it comes out in slog overs 
and it works, as Mohit sent back the 
daring Suryakumar Yadav to his DEN. 
On 26.05.2023, Mohit Sharma 
with a bowling figure of 10/5 
restricted MI to 171; 
GT reached the final, though, 
for MI, Suryakumar played 
a good knock of 61."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, May 25, 2023

OI RAASTA GHAT E, 'CHOR', 'CHOR' AOWAAZ SHONA EKTA CHOR ER SATHE BIYE DIYE OR JEEBAN KORTE PARBO NA NASTO !!!

NANDALAL: 'Chele amar 
ekdom khnaati chele, whisky 
gele na khub ekta BESHI; 
oi cigarette er sathe Rum 
ektu adhtu chekhe dakhe, 
jakhan hoy sardi KAASHI. 
Ekta rajnoitik dal er sahajogita e, 
ekta baaji karkhana tairi koreche, 
eksaathe kato shramik banaye BAAJI; 
erokom sona r tukro chele aar paaben 
na kothao, kobe biye r din thik korbo, 
apnar choto meye toh hoyei jaabe RAAJI.'

NONIGOPAL: 'O, apnaar 
chele tahole oi rajnoitik 
dal er sathe JUKTO; 
jeh konodin toh tahole emon 
hobe bisforon, je sab shramik 
hoye jaabe prithibi theke MUKTO. 
Amar baro meye r 
swami r toh chakri taa 
ee hoye galo BAATIL; 
bodhoy saada khaata ee diyechilo 
jomaa, 16 lakh taaka diye hoyto 
chakri ta korechilo HAASIL.'

NANDALAL: 'Ekdum chinta korben 
na, aapni hoyto jaanen na, jeh, dada 
aar didi r hoy gopon BAITHAK; 
'Kendra ta tomar, rajya ta amar', 
sadharan maanush sudhu upalabdhi korbe, 
jeh, chanachur ta ektu jhaal, ektu TAK. 
NRC aar CAA naa hotey dilei toh holo,
byaash, jatokhushi dhukuk Bangladesh 
theke, periye oi knaata taar er BYARRHA; 
nirbachan er aage ektu bilaati madh, 
suswaadu maangsho aar ek hazaar taaka 
dilei toh era hoye jaaye BHNYARRHA.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Kono garib 
madhyabitto ghar e, meye r 
biye debo, taao BHALO; 
apnaar chele r sathe biye debo 
na, kaaron or uparjan er shingha 
bhaag taaka ee toh KAALO. 
Kono sat, garib madhyabitto 
chele r ghar e giye naa hoy 
meye amaar korbe ektu KASTO; 
kintu oi raasta ghat e 'chor', 'chor' aowaaz 
shona ekta chor er saathe biye diye, or 
jeeban korte parbo na NASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 23, 2023

CSK QUALIFIED TO PLAY THE FINAL MATCH BY DEFEATING GT BY 15 RUNS ON 23.05.2023 !!!

"Ruturaj Gaikwad got a second 
chance due to the umpire's CALL; 
that Darshan Nalkande has 
bowled a 'NO BALL'. 
CSK openers contributed 100 runs 
together, as they both are in 
form and so well SET; 
again the ball went towards Shubman Gill 
and this time, in the case of Ajinkya Rahane, the 
bowler, Darshan Nalkande got a WICKET. 
What a delivery by Shami to 
bowled out Jadeja who scored 22; 
Dhoni failed to contribute, but, still, CSK 
managed to put up a decent score of 172. 
Deepak Chahar got rid of Wriddhiman 
Saha as his bowling line and length 
has been so perfect and TIGHT; 
Hardik Pandya came in 
with an aggressive mindset 
but could score only 8. 
Dhoni utilized 
Theekshana quite WELL; 
due to Theekshana, the 
wicket of Tewatia also FELL.  
The 'Jadeja Vs Gill' battle looked 
so interesting where Jadeja 
finished his bowling figure at 18/2; 
Deepak Chahar had the 
last laugh by getting the wicket 
of Shubman who scored 42. 
Never underestimate 
that talented AFGHAN; 
as he scored a quick 30 runs, 
after all, he is Rashid KHAN. 
Tushar Deshpande bowled 
as per his captain's PLAN; 
and indeed got rid of 
Rashid Khan, the danger MAN. 
It was too late for GT as 
Noor remained unbeaten at 7; 
CSK qualified to play the final match as 
GT got bowled out at 157."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 21, 2023

GT WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 21.05.2023 !!!

"On 21.05.2023, for RCB, it was 
like a Quarter Final MATCH; 
Noor got rid of Faf as Saha's right 
pad helped Tewatia to take the CATCH. 
Rashid Khan bowled 
out Glenn MAXWELL; 
26 valuable runs were 
contributed by BRACEWELL. 
Noor was quite 
impressive with the BALL; 
but, at one end with an unbeaten 
knock of 101, Virat stood TALL. 
Wriddhiman Saha 
failed to DELIVER; 
but, for Shubman, it 
was 'never say NEVER'. 
The way Mr. Gill batted today, 
GT team hardly felt any FEAR; 
as if the score of 
197 runs looked so NEAR. 
A superb six in the last ball, wow, 
what a style to finish the GAME; 
GT won by 6 wickets, always 
remember, Shubman Gill is his NAME. 
MI fans are happy and said, 
'104 run kar ke Shubman GILL; 
laakhon RCB fan 
ka todh diya DIL.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING NOTORIOUS WORLDWIDE FOR EACH AND EVERY SECRET BOMB FACTORY !!!

"NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 
'What industry you guys are 
having in West BENGAL; 
we need to know, because, every year, 
just one month before the 'Bengal 
Summit', we get an invitation CALL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'Before 
investing in Bangabhoomi, 
always think THRICE; 
because the only 
industries are 'Vegetable 
Cutlet' and 'Puffed RICE'.'

NON-BENGALI INDUSTRIALIST: 'All 
those bloody politicians did not allow the 
great living legend, 'Ratan Tata' to start 
'Tata Nano' factory on West Bengal SOIL; 
also, there has been no improvement 
in Nandigram and Singur, rather, the 
entire socio-economic condition of 
West Bengal is in great TURMOIL.'

BENGALI JOURNALIST: 'If you are an 
anti-social or a terrorist or a mafia, then, 
for you, there can be no sad STORY; 
as Bangabhoomi is becoming 
notorious worldwide for each and 
every secret bomb FACTORY.'"- Arindam Sain


Monday, May 15, 2023

FNAASH HOYE GACHE SAB DURNITI, BERIE PORECHE KANKAAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Fnaash hoye gache sab 
durniti, berie poreche KANKAAL; 
khub ee tatpar dekhchi, jaate taratari 
saaf hoye jaaye sab JANJAAL. 
Saangbaadik der saamne taai, 
ki sab bole jacche BHOOLBHAAL; 
ektu kathin prashno korlei, bole uthche, sab 
ee sharajantra, sab ee birodhi der CHAAL.'

BABOOL: '36000 chakri je galo, 
eta toh rajya sarkar er ee niyog 
paddhati r GAAFILOTI; 
jogyo der toh chakri dilo ee 
naa, abaar ajogyo der o 
koreche marattok KHOTI.'

BABLA: 'Je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, 
snaatak ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito 
parikkha e pelo matro 45% number, se ki 
kore interview tei peye gelo, 10 number e 9; 
aar je madhyamik, uccha madhyamik, snaatak 
ebong pratiyogitamulak likhito parikkha e 
pelo 75% number, se pelo 10 number e 
3.5, egulo ke ki kore boli, je durniti NOY. '

BALA: 'Ei mudrasfiti r bazaar e, jekhane 
onyanno rajyagulo, ei 'Maharghya 
Bhaata' ke daye OGRADHIKAAR; 
sekhane ei rajya sarkar bolche, je 
'Maharghya Bhaata' naaki sudhumatro 
ekti bikalpo, noy kono ADHIKAAR. 
Matha r chul theke paa er 
nakh obdi, sab kota ee 
hoye gache BEKAAR; 
onek bachor sahyo kora hoye galo 
bhai, ebaar ei ashikkito durnitigrasto 
lokgulo ke nei aar DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain


Sunday, May 14, 2023

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 14.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, it was a must-win match 
on 14.05.2023, and they were READY; 
the start by CSK openers 
looked quite STEADY. 
Chakravarthy could have also 
got Conway, as it was indeed a 
good 'leg before wicket' APPEAL; 
but, CSK team felt wounded as 
Chakravarthy took 2 quick wickets, so, 
Conway had to take his time to HEAL. 
Shardul got the wicket of Conway 
when his score was 30; 
once again, Shivam Dube 
proved himself MIGHTY. 
Ambati got bowled out by 
Sunil, because without seeing 
the ball, he just swung the BAT; 
Mr. Narine also bowled out 
Moeen Ali, as if he was back again 
in the hunting ground like a wild CAT. 
Gurbaz got out as Tushar Deshpande 
took a good catch at the boundary line 
and kept his control while RUNNING; 
though, CSK scored only 144, but, in a 
slowish pitch, Deepak Chahar took 3 wickets 
to prove himself as a bowler who is CUNNING. 
A strong player like Rinku in the 
middle order of the Indian team 
can be an added ADVANTAGE; 
as if Rinku and Rana were competing 
with each other about who will score a half 
century first, while continuing the RAMPAGE. 
Nitish Rana led from the front 
and remained unbeaten at 57; 
KKR won against CSK by 6 wickets after 
finishing their innings at 147."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 8, 2023

KKR WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 08.05.2023 !!!

"For KKR, inclusion of Vaibhav 
as an opening bowler is 
indeed a bad SELECTION; 
but, it was a fantastic day for Gurbaz 
as he reacted very quickly to take 
four good catches with PERFECTION. 
Shikhar with a slowish strike 
rate gave the spectators, the 
much desired ENTERTAINMENT; 
whereas Chakravarthy knows 
how to take wickets even by 
doing any type of EXPERIMENT. 
PBKS tailenders targeted the KKR 
pace bowlers and raced to 179; 
Sunil Narine is losing his wicket 
taking ability, though conceded just 29. 
Jason as an impact player did his 
job to provide the early MOMENTUM; 
Rana scored 51 by hitting the ball through 
the gaps at Eden Gardens STADIUM. 
PBKS were in a dominating position but, 
for them, Andre's batting was hitting 
them as if they were facing a 'TYPHOON'; 
the thrilling drama continued till the last ball 
of the match, as if Arshdeep was saying, 
'you guys are not going to win it so SOON'. 
Russell had to depart despite 
making a desperate dive as 
Arshdeep made a direct HIT; 
KKR won by 5 wickets on 08.05.2023, as 
Rinku's heroic batting performance in the 
last over is once again so SUPERHIT"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 7, 2023

JHARH JE DHEYE AASCHE KAKA; KEU BOLCHE, 'MOCHA', KEU BOLCHE 'MOKA' !!!

"BHAIPO: 'Jharh je dheye aasche KAKA; 
keu bolche 'Mocha', keu bolche 'MOKA'.'

KAKA: 'Sebaar 'Amphan' jharh e kato 
khhoti holo, kintu kono khotipuran ee 
dilene ko, oi saala r byata, 'SAALA'; 
aar jatosab mithye pratisruti aar 
uskanimulak baktabya emon chechiye 
bolbe, je hoye jaaye kaan JHALAPALA.'

BHAIPO: 'Oi 'Amphan' jharh er por 
adou ki taara kono khotipuran peyeche, 
jaara chilo satyikaar er KHOTIGRASTO; 
mon e toh hoyna, teerpal churi korte o 
baad rakheni era, 'Bargi elo desh e', 
bote, era eto tai DURNITIGRASTO.'

KAKA: 'Tobe 'Yemen' desh er naam 
deowa ei jharh toh nirbachan er 
aage aasche, sabai bhorpur paabe 
khotipuran, eta ee toh RAJNEETI;
ora mon e, mon e bolbe, 'tomraa ja 
chaao, die dicchi, sudhu vote ta die 
dilei hobe, jaate aabaar paanch bachor 
dhore korte paari, byapok DURNITI''"- Arindam Sain


GT WON BY 56 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 07.05.2023 !!!

"On 07.05.2023, what delivery to bowl 
to tame Wriddhiman Saha, the LSG 
bowlers were unable to UNDERSTAND; 
the GT openers, Wriddhiman Saha and 
Shubman Gill fully dominated the show 
to put up the 142 runs partnership STAND. 
Wriddhiman scored 81 and 
Shubman remained unbeaten 
with just 6 runs short of a TON; 
it was indeed a good reply 
too by the LSG openers 
Mayers and QUINTON. 
Not only did Rashid Khan 
dismiss de Kock, a dangerous 
player of the MATCH; 
but, also to dismiss Mayers, 
Mr. Rashid Khan took a 
sensational sliding CATCH. 
Mohit Sharma, as usual, is an 
expert in pace VARIATION; 
and his bowling figure of 29/4 deserves 
a round of applause and APPRECIATION. 
GT defended their 
massive score of 227; 
and won by 56 runs, as 
LSG ended at 171/7."- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 5, 2023

'CHOR ! CHOR ! CHOR !', OI SHONO CHITKAAR; HOYECHE ERA SABAI DURNITI R SHIKAAR !!!

"'Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Hoyeche khoon 
o BALATKAAR; 
tene heenchre niye 
giye koreche SATKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Aayeen shrinkhala 
rakkha r dwaityo KAAR; 
putul er mato daariye 
thake era, ekdum NIRBIKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Oli te, goli te, para e, 
para e, bereche BEKAAR; 
chakri o hoyeche churi, charidike 
aartonad aar HAHAKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Badli aar humki r naam e, 
kereche pratibaad er o ADHIKAAR; 
kano mahargya bhaata deowa 
hobena, chai er PRATIKAAR.

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR."- Arindam Sain


TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM AIR POLLUTION, IT IS BETTER TO WEAR A MASK !!!

"PATIENT: 'Sometimes, I sneeze 
several times for 2-3 minutes, though, 
I don't have an allergy to eggs as SUCH; 
even, only on two or three days 
in a week, I eat boiled eggs, I 
don't think it is too MUCH. 
Sometimes, at midnight, I feel 
some breathing problems too, 
as if I am an 'Asthma' PATIENT; 
though, it is true that I do 
have allergy to any medicine 
which has 'Sulphur' CONTENT.'

DOCTOR: 'I have checked all your medical 
test reports, you have allergy to DUST; 
so, whether at home or in the workplace, 
a clean environment is a MUST. 
In developed cities around the 
world, 'Air Pollution' is going to 
become a dangerous PROBLEM; 
they have cut down trees to do rapid 
development, now, you have to survive in 
this concrete jungle, instead of blaming THEM. 
The 'Corona Virus' is not so dangerous 
nowadays, but, to protect yourself from 
air pollution, it is better to wear a MASK; 
or even a handkerchief 
can be used, it is not 
at all a tough TASK. 
For all the working people, 
I also give an ADVICE; 
to wash their face in a day in working 
hours at least TWICE.'"- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 9 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 05.05.2023 !!!

"As they are playing against RR, a strong 
team, so, Hardik Pandya made it SURE; 
to implement the strategy of 
'prevention is better than CURE'. 
Hardik bowled two successive 
deliveries on the leg side to Butler, but, 
in the next ball, he changed his PLAN; 
Mohit Sharma made no 
mistake in taking the catch 
and Hardik Pandya got his MAN. 
It was a run out, so, Jaiswal departs, 
and for GT, it was a time to PARTY; 
before going back to the pavilion, 
Samson could only contribute 30. 
The Afghan wrist spinner, 
Noor Ahmad's age is just 18; 
but, what a fantastic spin bowling 
by him, the spectators have SEEN. 
Padikkal had no answer to that 
particular delivery by NOOR; 
and the bowling delivery by Rashid Khan 
to bowled out Ashwin was a 'KOHINOOR'. 
The GT spinners took 5 wickets and what 
a throw by Abhinav from the deep to make 
a direct hit, hence, RR got all out at 118; 
Trent Boult slightly injured a cameraman 
by hitting a six and is the second highest 
scorer for RR by scoring just 15. 
Not only in wicketkeeping in the 
bowling of two good leg spinners, but, 
also, in batting, Wriddhiman Saha 
showed, what class he has GOT; 
it is a good sign for GT that Wriddhiman 
is getting some runs, only the time 
will tell whether he will be selected 
in the Indian team or NOT. 
Hardik Pandya led from the front 
with full aggression and AUTHORITY; 
and GT won by 9 wickets with ease on 
05.05.2023 at the 'Pink CITY'."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, May 4, 2023

KKR WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 04.05.2023 !!!

"KKR decided to bat first, but, within 
2 overs, 2 wickets fell due to JANSEN; 
Rana roared and scored 42 runs 
after coming out of the DEN. 
If in this KKR team, you can 
completely rely on SOMEONE; 
then it is Rinku Singh, due to whose 
46 runs, KKR managed to score 171. 
KKR bowlers gave a perfect start, 
to dismiss Abhishek Sharma, what 
dive it was by Andre RUSSELL; 
in an over, Rahul Tripathi did give 
a tough challenge to Andre, but, 
in that over only, his wicket FELL. 
Anukul Roy knew what an 
important wicket he TOOK; 
because, the name of that 
SRH batsman is Harry BROOK. 
Klaasen and Markram were really 
steering the match in favour of 
SRH by playing sensible CRICKET; 
but, the scenario of the match on 
04.05.2023 suddenly changed when 
KKR got each of their WICKET. 
To the SRH fans, 
Abdul Samad still 
gave some HOPE; 
but, KKR won by 5 runs, as to score 
more runs against Chakravarthy, 
there is very little SCOPE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

DC WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 02.05.2023 !!!

"On 02.05.2023, from the very first 
ball, Salt also felt that 'Sher Shami' is 
in a terrific mood to hunt and ROAR; 
what a 'jugalbandi' of 'Shami-Saha', and 
Saha did take one outstanding catch, 
whereas, Shami ended at 11/4. 
Aman Hakim Khan got his 
maiden fifty by sailing the boat very 
carefully while rowing UPSTREAM; 
Ripal Patel gave him good support 
and 130 runs got scored by DC TEAM. 
Khalil gave the perfect 
start that Warner WANTED; 
Hardik led from the front 
and, as usual, DOMINATED. 
Some whispers are round the 
corner about the special slower 
deliveries by Mohit SHARMA; 
but, to bowl out Vijay Shankar, 
what a beautiful delivery it 
was by Ishant SHARMA. 
Kuldeep bowled smartly 
and kept it TIGHT; 
but, Tewatia with back to back 3 
overboundaries, continued the FIGHT. 
All the efforts made by the GT 
batsmen went into VAIN; 
as at 125 runs, DC 
stopped the GT TRAIN."- Arindam Sain

THOUGH YOU ARE THE KINGMAKER, BUT, AS YOU DON'T LIKE ANY THORN, YOU NEVER SIT ON ANY THRONE !!!

"ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'You don't 
have to worry about your KARMA; 
as you have in your personality, 
the power of CHARISMA.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'I believe 
in creating my destiny by efficient 
and effective EXECUTION; 
wherever possible, even with 
amateur teammates and unfavorable 
conditions, I try to bring a REVOLUTION.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'During the 
battle, in the battlefield, you hardly 
show your SUPREMACY; 
but, at the end of day, you 
emerge victorious in that battle 
due to your shrewd DIPLOMACY. 
Just like 'Krishna', by your motivating 
speeches, you know how to create an 
'Arjun' for a 'Karna' in any WARZONE; 
though, you are the Kingmaker, 
but, as you don't like any thorn, 
you never sit on any THRONE. 
You have a charming personality 
with a 'Krishna EFFECT'; 
as if, you are here with 
the 'Love' virus to INFECT. 
Even if you are committed to 
a relationship, unintentionally, you 
will still slip in love, to have multiple 
relationships, if you really do RETROSPECT; 
but, in each and 
every relationship, to 
your true lovers, you must 
always give love and RESPECT.'

A COMMON MALE PERSON: 'My goodness, 
not only in gymnastics, the Russian girls 
are also, really so good at ESPIONAGE; 
join our Indian intelligence bureau 
department, don't worry, you can 
remain underground at any STAGE.'

ISKCON FEMALE DEVOTEE: 'Rather, 
I request you to become a devotee 
of 'Shri Krishna', after all, without pure 
love, the human life is MEANINGLESS; 
by dancing while chanting, 
'Hare Krishna, Hare Rama', you 
will really find the ultimate 
peace and HAPPINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 1, 2023

GORU CHOR ETODIN DHORE KORECHE ONEKGULO GORU CHURI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Goru chor etodin dhore 
koreche onekgulo goru CHURI; 
taai parakkhobhabe bolte chaiche je 
ekmatro ei goru churi tei royeche BAHADURI.'

BABOOL: 'Ki aar bolbo, e byata 
emon ee ekta behaaya BABA; 
je taar jonnyo, taar meye r ghaarrhe ese 
poreche kendriyo goyenda sanshta r THAABA.'

BABLA: 'Nehaat saamne nirbachan ache, 
taai rekheche putul er mato SAAJIYE; 
jei nirbachan e jeete jaabe, omni baar 
kore debe, dhaak dhol BAAJIYE.' 

BALA: 'Aar ekta dal, seyi Netaji Subhash 
theke Pranab Mukherjee parjyonto, 
chirokal 'Bangaali Bidweshi' ee ROILO; 
eder ee ekta ukeel er jonnyo, ekjon sat 
ebong sahosi bicharpati r theke 
katogulo case sorano HOLO.'"- Arindam Sain