Sunday, December 27, 2020

IN THE YEAR OF 2021, WE MAY ALSO SEE SO MANY UNPREDICTABLE AND THRILLING INCIDENTS !!!

"BABLOO: 'The year of 2020 
has given so many people, 
so much sorrow and PAIN; 
in the year of 2021, will the 
pandemic situation continue, as we 
are now hearing about 'Covid-19' STRAIN.'

BABOOL: 'The business as 
well as economic growth of 
almost all the nations went DOWN; 
as due to the pandemic situation 
in 2020, there were several long 
phases of 'LOCKDOWN'.'

BABLA: 'In the year of 2021, we may also see 
so many unpredictable and thrilling incidents, 
maybe, as of now, all are waiting, when this 
year of 2020 will come to an END; 
many lovebirds have cancelled their 
marriage in 2020, but, in 2021, the 
number of marriage ceremonies will surely 
increase with much more romantic BLEND.'

BALA: 'We must salute all the front line 
'Corona Warriors' for their hard work, 
devotion, dedication, fighting attitude 
to help the Corona patients to 
have some RESISTANCE; 
many front line 'Corona Warriors' have 
sacrificed their life in this war against 'Covid-19', 
so before welcoming the New Year of 2021, 
we must maintain at least a five minutes 
silence in their REMEMBRANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

IT IS FEASIBLE TO IMPLEMENT 'ONE NATION, ONE BANKING SOFTWARE' !!!

"Instead of merging several 
organizations EVERYWHERE; 
it is feasible to implement 
'One Nation, one banking SOFTWARE.' 
'Aadhaar Card' must be 
utilized to bring a new 
banking REVOLUTION; 
in this global competitive arena, 
in each and every industry, 
there is surely an EVOLUTION. 
If RBI plans to implement one 
banking software for all banks, 
then the best choice may be 'FINACLE'; 
initially, smooth migration of all 
the accounts of all bank customers 
may be just a slight OBSTACLE. 
If all the banks have one common 
CBS software, then recovery 
of PNPA and NPA loans 
can become EASIER; 
as just by entering the 'Aadhaar Card' 
number in CBS, we can see the balance 
of other bank accounts of any NPA customer 
who earlier used to act WISER."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 25, 2020

AAMADER JE EK EE 'BAGHESWAR' GOTRA; AALBAAT ACHE BOIKI ONEK OITIHASIK JOGSUTRA !!!

"BARDHAMAN ER SAIN: 'Balo ki he, 
tomraa o 'Sain', arrey, aamader je 
ek ee 'Bagheswar' GOTRA; 
tomraa toh onek kichu ee 
jaanona, aalbaat ache boiki 
onek oitihasik JOGSUTRA. 
Oi je biswabikhyato 
birbhumi RAJASTHAN; 
hothay chilo boiki amader ekdum 
aadi purbapurush der BAASOSTHAAN. 
Uttar Pradesh e dhuke, kichu ugra kshatriya 
holo Brahmman Thakur, maane, 
ek dharan er 'BAHUBALI'; 
nijeder moddheyi se ki 
gosthidwanda, kichu paaliye elo 
Bihar e, jehetu hocchilo kichu NAROBALI. 
Bihar e ese o, shaanti naai, chollo 
bibaad jomi SANKRAANTO; 
bhai e, bhai e, lathalathi, 
fatafaati, onekeyi holo AAKRAANTO. 
Kichu paaliye elo Bardhaman e, 
aar kichu galo MEDINIPUR; 
tobe eto khoti hoya swatteyo, dui gosthi r 
kaache, takhan o chilo taaka paisa PROCHUR. 
Jomidaari holo abaar 
Bardhaman e, notun kore, 
British raa korto SAHAAJYO; 
ghar e, ghar e, daktaar, ukeel 
aar engineer holo, baarlo aaro 
sampatti o samaajik AISHWARJYA. 
Musalmaan bhai e raa 
majhemoddheyi jiggesh kore, 
'apnaara ki Sainbaba r BHAKTO'; 
aasole ora je 'Sain' shabdo taa ke 
khub ee bhalobaase, taai oder bonduttwo 
aar sahajya bhola khub ee SHAKTO. 
Tomader Midnapur er purbapurush raa o 
chilo jomidaar, kintu British der biruddhe 
koreyi fello 'Swadhinata SANGRAM'; 
ekhano seyi biplabi tez 
royeche, taai toh sangbaad er 
shironaam e chilo, 'NANDIGRAM'. 
Aamra ekhano keyu keyu royechi 
Brahmman, keyu keyu baa ugra 
Kshatriya, taai royechey POITEY; 
British raa tomader jomidaari nilo kerey, holey 
garib, dhorle laangol, poitey o galo, jehetu 
Kayastha ee hoye gele seshe EMNITEY.'

MEDINIPUR ER SAIN: 'Medinipur er tokaa mon e, 
okhono khaaite bhalobaase nooon, piyaaz aar 
knaacha lanka diya, ek thaala paantha BHAATH; 
prochur porishram korte paare 
ei Medinipur er tokaa mon e, 
se din hoyu, baa RAAT. 
Aamaanker barabar thaailo 
ebong aache etto DUM; 
je ki British, ki onnyanno shashak dal, sabaar 
jonnyo tel aar maakhan laage khub ee KOM. 
Tumaanker o ki thaailo naaki khub 
kom daapot, Baamphanti lokgula 
je bhoy paaitholo PRACHANDO; 
taai toh kori ki chaarhle 
oi Bardhaman o re, 
'Sainbari HATYAKAANDO'. 
Ei Medinipur er lokgulaa jodi naa 
dhukto Sundarban er laat e, taaile ki 
aar unnato hoito Kakdwip, Pathar Pratima, 
Bakkhali, Mousuni aar Ganga SAGAR; 
biplab aar sangram toh thaailo ee, 
taar upor pratham shikkha r 
aalo ditholo outhitaaye, 
'Iswarchandra VIDYASAGAR.'"- Arindam Sain

THE NAME OF THE DECORATED TREE IS 'PINE'; AND THE COLOURFUL AMBIENCE IS ABSOLUTELY FINE !!!

"The name of the 
decorated tree is 'PINE'; 
and the colourful ambience 
is absolutely FINE. 
So many lights EVERYWHERE; 
even there are lighting stars SOMEWHERE. 
Almost busy is all 
our family members 
with the surname, 'THOMAS'; 
though, it is 2020, the year of 
'Covid-19' pandemic, but, still 
we are celebrating 'CHRISTMAS'. 
Since late morning, 
our family members 
started to BAKE; 
and in the evening, all our small 
number of guests in the 'Christmas Party' 
are enjoying our homemade big CAKE. 
We pray to God to shower 
his blessings to ALL; 
everyone in this planet is equal in his 
eyes, no one is big or SMALL."- Arindam Sain

WE CAN EASILY USE THIS DIGITAL PLATFORM TO PROVIDE THEM CORRECT INFORMATION AND TIMELY GUIDANCE TO IMPLEMENT ANY SOCIO-ECONOMIC REFORM !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'As per our 
research on the 'per day mobile data', 
the mobile phone customers are USING; 
we are finding that in rural and 
semi-urban areas, the number of 
internet users are INCREASING.'

KING: 'Come to the point directly, 
what do you actually want to SAY; 
I would prefer a 'Precis' 
rather than an 'ESSAY'.

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! our royal 
researcher is clearly trying to point 
out that, as the rural people are already 
so much active in the digital PLATFORM; 
so, we can easily use this digital platform 
to provide them correct information 
and timely guidance to implement 
any socio-economic REFORM.'"- Arindam Sain

BHOY BHOY NIJER MONEY BAG TAA EE AAMI SAAMLE RAAKHI !!!

"CONDUCTOR: 'Kichu bolte je paarina, 
sudhu chokh er saamne hotey DEKHI; 
bhoy bhoy nijer money bag taa ee 
aami saamley RAAKHI. 
Sab dekhe o, thaakte hoy 
chupchaap, jehetu roj oi 
raasta diyeyi oi bus ei jete HOY; 
ki koraa jaaye bol dekhini, jaate 
laathi o bhaangbena, aar oi 
pocketmaar gulo o paabe besh BHOY.'

DRIVER: 'Tui toh sab kotaakeyi chinish, 
jakhan ee oi byatagulo uthbe bus e, 
bolbi tui onekbaar, 'ticket gulo kete 
felun' besh jorey JOREY; 
bus er jaatri raa takhan je jaar pocket e 
debe haath, baar korbaar jonnyo taaka, 
takhan oi byatagulo bipad bujhey, por 
er stoppage ei nemey porbe tuk KOREY. 
Bus e jakhan ee dhora 
porbe kono POCKETMAAR; 
police er haath e tuley diley hobena, aagey 
ditey hobe bedharak MAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

SURJYO UTHLEYI TOH 'BARRHODIN', TAAI TOH TOMAADER JONNYO UPOHAAR NIYE ESECHE EI 'SANTA' !!!

"KOCHI KHOKA: 'Oi dyaakh, 
oi lok taa aasche chupi CHUPI; 
parone taar laal kaaparh aar 
maatha e laal TUPI.'

KOCHI KHUKI: 'Bujhli dada, jehetu 
sadar dorjaa e lagaano aache TAALA; 
taai verandah r jaanla topkey 
aaschey oi saada DAARIWAALA'.

SANTA CLAUS: 'Ho ho, ho ho, amaake 
tomraa dekheyi felecho TAAHOLEY; 
ebaar beriye eso, kano aar lukiye 
aacho dujoney, oi purdah r AARAALEY.'

KOCHI KHUKHI: 'Tomaar haasi taa 
sattyi ee ki PRAANKHOLA; 
ki aache otey, tomaar kaandhe 
kano royeche etto baro ekta JHOLA.'

SANTA CLAUS: 'Ho ho, ho ho, ei 
raat e, shononi bujhi tomraa 
oi girja r ghori r GHANTA; 
ekhan baaje raat baarota, surjya 
uthleyi toh 'Barrhodin', taai toh tomaader 
jonnyo upohaar niye eseche ei 'SANTA'.'

KOCHI KHOKA: 'Baah ! ki daarun 
byapar, aamader ke upohaar 
deowaar jonnyo tumi eley seyi 
sudur baraf er desh THEKEY; 
tomaar darshan paaowataai toh 
ekta upohaar, naajaani amaader mato 
kato khoka khuki aajker raat e, tomaar 
opekkha e bosey THAAKEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 21, 2020

GHAR E LUKIYE THAAKA GIRGITI KINTU BAARI R BAAIRE CHOLE GELEYI BHAALO; NOILE KAKHAN JE PECHON THEKE MAARBE CHHURI, NIBHIYE DEBE JEEVAN ER SAB AALO !!!

"Ghar e lukiye thaaka 
girgiti kintu baari r baaire 
chole geleyi BHAALO; 
noile kakhan je pechon 
theke maarbe chhuri, nibhiye 
debe jeevan er sab AALO. 
Ekta baro siddhanto 
neowaar aagey holo 
naa kono AALOCHONA; 
bhalobasa taahole aageyi 
korpur er mato gechilo ubey, 
cholchilo sudhu ee goru r RACHONA. 
Jaader jonnyo sahyo korte 
holo eto atyachaar, jaader 
jonnyo galo CHAAKRI; 
seyi taader magaj dholaai teyi 
onekeyi boka boney jaaye boiki, 
hoye jaaye boiki 'BAKRI'. 
Ek ek jon er ek ek rakam er rahasya 
romaanche bhora jeevan, kaarur 
byaktigato jeevan niye, kore laabh 
neyi eto maathaa BYATHA; 
maanush er seva jaara kore, 
mone raakhe ei ganotaantrik 
desh er naagarik, ekmaatro 
taader ee KATHA."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 20, 2020

E SUDHU 'ROAD SHOW' NOY, JANO BOLPUR ER RAASTA E HOCCHILO SHANTINIKETAN ER 'POUSH MELA' !!!

"'Aami hridmajhaare 
raakhibo, chere DEBONAA'; 
'Jai Shri Ram' aar 'Bharat Maata ki Jai' dhwaani 
diye, holo ek notun yuddha r SUCHONAA. 
2020 saal er December maash, ekti 
sheetal rabibaar, taarikh taa chilo KURI; 
sabaar nazar e chilo ek 
bikhyaato baaul er BAARI. 
Ke seyi atithi, jeeni korlen 
Bolpur er ei bikhyaato baaul er 
baari te MADHYANNOBHOJON; 
abhibhuto seyi atithi, dekhe, 
ei Bolpur o Shantiniketan 
nibaasi der bishaal AAYOJON. 
E sudhu 'Road Show' noy, 
jano Bolpur er raasta teyi hocchilo 
Shantiniketan er 'POUSH MELA'; 
aasole e je janasadharan er ganotaantrik 
garjan, samay esechey, ebaar 'parivartan 
er parivartan' er PAALA."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 19, 2020

LATAGURI THEKE LALGARH; SARBATRA EE AASCHE GERUA JHARH !!!

"'Tribhuban' uthbe kepey, 
hobe ebaar TAANDAV; 
'Kourav' der biruddhe 
larai korbe 'PAANDAV'. 
Je 'Rabindranath Tagore' ke niye kore era 
eto garbo, oi Bolpur er 'Shanitiniketan' ei 
hoye gache churi taar ee arjan kora 'NOBEL'; 
'Cut Money' aar 'Durneeti' r paisa e, 
onekeyi onek kheyeche 
aangoor aar AAPEL. 
Onek holo, aar noy, ebaar 
oli teh, goli teh gorey uthbe sadharan 
maanush er ganotaantrik PRATIRODH; 
maatra chaariye gele, kono katha noy, 
kono prashno noy, chupchaap sudhu 'EVM' 
er sathik botaam teepey nitey hobe PRATISODH. 
Onek holo 'Circus', onek holo 'JAATRAPAALA'; 
ebaar 'Parivartan er Parivartan' er PAALA. 
Lataguri theke LALGARH; 
sarbatra ee aasche gerua JHARH."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 18, 2020

2021 SAAL ER BANGABHOOMI BIDHAN SABHA NIRBACHAN E, KENDRIYA VAAHINI R SAHAJYA NIYE, ONTOTO HOWAA UCHIT SAATH DAFAA !!!

"BABLOO: '2021 saal er Bangabhoomi 
Bidhan Sabha nirbachan e, kendriya vaahini r 
sahajya niye, ontoto howaa uchit saath DAFAA; 
onekeyi prashno korchen ekhan thekeyi, je 
adou nirbachan korte hobe kina ke jaane, 
sattyi ee je haarey hocche EESTAFAA.'

BABOOL: 'Jaara etodin birodhi pakkha 
teh theke koreche onek ATYACHAAR; 
taader antarbhukti niye kora uchit 
boiki ektu bibechona o BICHAAR. 
Ontoto ek bachor dhore 
howaa uchit PARJOBEKKHAN; 
jodi o dwitiyo saari teh bosiye 
raakha jaaye EKHAN.'

BABLA: 'Dikey dikey DURNEETI; 
taar opor abaar swajanposhon er RAJNEETI. 
'Mayor' er kapaal e poreche bhaanjh, jehetu 
'Pied Piper' abaar bajaabe boleche BNAASHI; 
ebaar etaai dekhaar, je kon dik cherey kon 
dikey vote deben ei BANGABHOOMIBAASI.'

BALA: 'Gerua shibir jehetu 
RSS thekeyi esechey, taai kintu 
ache onek karrha ANUSHAASAN; 
aar onnyodike, eto gundaami aar maramari 
howaa swatteo, ekdum nirab darsak er 
bhoomika paalon korechey PRASHASAN. 
Ekhan eto lok er duaarey gele 
ki hobe, hoye gache je onek DERI; 
teerey r kaache giye o, 
doobey jaabe TARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 17, 2020

SAMASYA R SAMADHAN TOH DUR ER KATHA, ULTEY KORAA HOLO APOMAAN, TAAI ER EKTA JOGYO JAWAAB DEOWAA DARKAAR !!!

"MAHILA: 'Jaara choley jetey chaaye, 
taader jonnyo khola achey 'Baahir' DWAAR; 
ekjon, dujon geley, kichu esey jaayena, 
tobu o hobe larai besh JORDAAR. 
Kotha theke sab esechey 
kichu BAHIRAGATA; 
aar onnyo dal er bikkhubdha 
netaa der korche SWAAGATA.'

PURUSH: 'Bhuley jaaowa uchit noy, 
je Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee 
chilen ekjon BANGAALI; 
baaire theke toh barong apnaara 
enechen ekjon bhaarrha kora 'Shakuni', 
jaar jonnyo urrey jacchey ghar er TAALI. 
Onek netaa raa jakhan korlen khobh 
prokash, takhan dal er shirsho 
netritwa roilo NIRBIKAAR; 
samasya r samadhan toh dur er katha, 
ultey koraa holo apomaan, taai er ekta jogyo 
jawaab deowaa DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY HEART AT THE HILLTOP !!!

"GIRL: 'Someone has stolen 
my heart at the HILLTOP; 
by the way, are you 
a thief or a COP ?'

BOY: 'A very smart and strange 
question to be answered indeed, 
but, what should be the perfect answer 
at this juncture, that I really don't KNOW; 
but, after seeing you in such a jovial mood, 
there is no doubt that a female tourist has 
fallen in love with a male tourist who is also 
her online friend, now, just enjoy the SNOW. 
Perhaps due to Facebook, Twitter, 
Instagram, Telegram and WHATSAPP; 
nowadays, the young girls like you just
ignore any type of generation GAP.'

GIRL: 'In my childhood days, I used to 
dream, that one day, I will get lost 
in any fairytale place which 
cannot be seen in any MAP; 
then a Prince will come in my life 
as a true lover whose love towards 
me will be like a free flowing water 
from any water TAP.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

KABHI HOYE MOHABBAT, TOH KABHI HOYE JUNG; PHIR BHI TU CHAL RAHI HAIN PAIDAL MERE SANG !!!

"Kabhi hoye mohabbat, 
toh kabhi hoye JUNG; 
phir bhi tu chal rahi hain 
paidal mere SANG. 
Kabhi laage PYAARI; 
toh kabhi DUKHBHARI; 
zindagi hain yeh, 
ek mazedaar KAHAANI; 
dil ka Raja banne se hee toh 
milti hain ek sundari RANI. 
Soch mat 
itni JYAADA; 
sirf bol de humein, 
kya hain teri aasli IRAADA; 
aab itni kareeb aake, itna 
sochne ka kya hain FAAYEDA; 
hum toh peechey nahi haatenge, jab ekbaar 
kar hee diye hain WAADA."- Arindam Sain

LIKE IN ASSAM AND TRIPURA, THE HINDUS OF BANGABHOOMI HAVE ALSO DECLARED A WAR AGAINST BANGLADESHI TERRORISM WITH SUCH A STRONG UNITY WHICH WAS NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE !!!

"PAKISTANI TERRORIST: 'Don't forget 
that your ancestors were East Pakistani 
and the creation of another Muslim nation, 
'West Bangladesh' is our secret PROJECT; 
utilize the Rohingya people in this mission, 
bribe some BSF officials and local cops 
so that the 'Invasion by Infiltration' never 
becomes a serious political SUBJECT.' 

BANGLADESHI TERRORIST: 'Due to 
the anti-incumbency factor and 
the arrest of some terrorists, 
we are unable to hide in 
Bangabhoomi ANYMORE; 
also, like in Assam and Tripura, the 
Hindus of Bangabhoomi have also 
declared a war against Bangladeshi 
terrorism with such a strong unity which 
was never ever seen BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 14, 2020

BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO THAAKBE BANDHO ETO BHALO BHALO KENDRIYA PRAKALPO !!!

"SAANGBAADIK: 'Keyu keyu bolchen, 
je aapni naaki kheyechen gas, 
taai naaki korchen onek abhijog, 
boley felchen sab sattyi KATHA'.

SAANGSAD: 'Kono abhijog baa khobh 
janaate paarbona, adbhut paristhiti, jaara 
kaaj kore, taader keyi kore apomaan, 
etaa ee hoyeche ekhan eder PROTHA.'

SAANGBAADIK: 'Jodi o kendra 
theke aasche onek TAAKA; 
tobu o koi tamon bhabe ghurchey 
naa je unnayan er CHAAKA ?'

SAANGSAD: 'Laabh er gur peeprey teh 
khaaye; ghun dhore jaaye oi daftar er 
kedaara r kaathey, kato goru katorakam er 
gaach e chorey, kaaron e je sudhu ee GALPO; 
Bangabhoomi ki noy naaki ei mahaan 
Bharatbarsha r angsha, boli Bangaboomi 
teh kano thaakbe bandho eto bhalo 
bhalo kendriya PRAKALPO.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 13, 2020

KHABOR ER SHIRONAAM E CHILO 'NANDIGRAM'; EBAAR OI 'NANDIGRAM' EI BOLCHE ONEKEYI 'JAI SHRI RAM' !!!

"Khamotachyuto hoyechilo BAAM; 
jehetu hoyechilo ganotaantrik SANGRAM; 
khabor er shironaam e 
chilo 'NANDIGRAM'; 
ebaar oi 'Nandigram' ei 
bolche onekeyi 'Jai Shri RAM'. 
Kichu janoneta kano 
sahyo korche eto APOMAAN; 
jodi o, oi 'Dada r Anugaami' poster gulo r 
maddhyam e janagan diyeche SAMMAN. 
Ei Bangabhoomi teh, eto jongi 
ki kore ache LUKIYE; 
police gulo jano darsak, 
sudhu kaando dakhe taakiye TAAKIYE. 
Dikey dikey cholche bhaangchur, 
maramari aar hatyaleela, kintu taao 
police jodi hoye jaaye NIRBIKAAR; 
tahole aagun laagle, 
oder ghar o ki purbey naa 
naaki, hobena bujhi HAHAKAAR. 
Corona koreche shikaar, 
taai bechey neyi 'TAMONAASH'; 
taai toh Sirakol e holo rajnoitik 
santraas o SARBANAASH. 
Nijeraa ee nijeder paa gulo 
niye sojaa kurul ei maarche, 
taai gerua shibir ke korte o
hocchena khub ekta beshi PARISHRAM; 
ekhan je 'Goondaraj bonaam Ganatantra' r 
yuddha hoyeche shuru, goonda raa ekhano 
bujhte paarchena, je oikkyabaddho sadharan 
maanush er ache kato taa DUM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 12, 2020

THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT MUST TAKE STRICT DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS ON THE BANGABHOOMI GOVERNMENT, WHY ARE THEY DOING LATE !!!

"BABLOO: 'The Central Government 
must take strict disciplinary actions 
on the Bangabhoomi Government, 
why are they doing LATE; 
The Left Front lost the Assembly Election 
due to too much violence and 
maybe, TMC is also on the verge 
of experiencing a similar FATE.'

BABOOL: 'As per existing laws, the Central 
Government has full rights to take actions 
on administrative officers, but, still, some 
illiterate lawyers of Bangabhoomi will YELL; 
to some extent, the law and order 
situation of Bangabhoomi is 
deteriorating and that is really 
a sad and shameful story to TELL.'

BABLA: 'In Kashmir, the goons 
used to pelt stones, and here, 
the goons are throwing BRICKS; 
not a single nomination of other parties was 
allowed to file in that area, in the Panchayat 
election, so, everyone is aware of those TRICKS. 
Under the Left Front rule in 
Bangabhoomi, we have not seen 
such a religious POLARISATION; 
psychologically, it may be a 'Hindus Vs 
Muslims' thrilling T-20 match in the upcoming 
2021 Bangabhoomi Assembly ELECTION.'

BALA: 'After a good result in Bihar, 
MIM also wants to CONTEST; 
in terms of 'Muslim Vote Bank', 
TMC may have to face a 'Litmus TEST'. 
'Chatradhar' and 'Sushanta' may try to 
get more votes for the Left Front to 
help TMC, but, the comeback of 
'Bimal' may help BJP INDIRECTLY; 
Just like Left Front, the TMC is losing popularity 
due to violence by their goons, to which 
party will the 'Dada Anugaami' and 'Mahajot' 
voters will vote EXACTLY.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, December 10, 2020

GUNDAAMI KORE KI AAR AATKAANO JAAYE GANATAANTRIK ADHIKAAR; DHEYE AASCHE GERUA JHARH, HOYE JAABE CHURMAAR SAB AHANKAAR !!!

"Duskriti raa haamla korleyi ki 
aar themey jaabe ganatantra r RATH; 
sadharan maanush gorjey uthle, 
oraai tairi kore debe VIJAYPATH. 
Praaye sabai jiggesh kore, je 
ekmaatro ei Bangaabhoomi r rajneeti 
teyi ekhano kano hoy eto HINGSHAA; 
bangabhoomi r sanskriti aar manishi 
der niye kato ee naa daaye bhashon, 
taahole kano ei behaal DASHAA. 
Gundaami kore ki aar aatkaano 
jaaye ganataantrik ADHIKAAR; 
dheye aasche gerua jharh, hoye 
jaabe churmaar sab AHANKAAR."- Arindam Sain

AS THE COPS ARE BLINDLY SUPPORTING THE DICTATOR; THE VOTERS WILL SURELY WELCOME THE 'ANTI-INCUMBENCY' FACTOR !!!

"Those yellow roses cannot 
be regarded as a GIFT; 
as that high level cop was not 
arrested and the case started to SHIFT. 
Time has come to open up all the old case 
files where the punishments are PENDING; 
the videos of corruption and vandalism 
in Bangabhoomi are really TRENDING. 
People of Bangabhoomi are completely 
ignoring anyone's nephew or NIECE; 
they want a real democratic leader who 
will bring employment, prosperity and PEACE. 
As the cops are blindly 
supporting the DICTATOR; 
the voters will surely welcome 
the 'anti-incumbency' FACTOR. 
Intentionally, they have created a 
religious polarisation and it is again 
reminding about the 'Bengal PARTITION'; 
racial discrimination of being a 'Bengali' and 
'Non-Bengali' has been infused by them, which 
was not there in the our cultural TRADITION. 
As all the anti-social activities against 
the common people's democratic rights 
are increasing and has been EXPOSED; 
it is feasible to send all the reports to 
the higher level and 'Article 356' 
must be IMPOSED."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

SEETH ER SAKAAL E KHEJUR GAACHEY UTHIYA 'NAARU'; ODHIK SAABDHAANE PAARIYA AANITO BOTEY OI RASH E BHORA GAARU !!!

"Seeth er sakaal e khejur 
gaachey uthiya 'NAARU'; 
odhik sabdhaane paariya aanito 
botey oi rash e bhora GAARU. 
Oi khejur rash er asha e 
bosiya thaakito 'Sarat DAADU'; 
taar haath e jano chilo 
botey ek adbhut JAADU. 
Roj sakaal e uthiya, pouchiya 
jaaitaam amraa oi baro baro 
maati r unaan gulaa r DHAAREY; 
ki baro seyi chatuskon dechki, oi sab 
khejur rash dhaaliya dito taate EKKEBAARE. 
'Sarat Daadu' ghaatiya ee 
cholito oi khejur rash 
onnekkhon dhoriya, niye 
taar haath e ekti HAATAA; 
oi rash hoito gaarho oi taap e teh 
ebong dheere dheere hoiya jaaito laal 
rang er, sattyi ee ki daarun sab jinish 
baanaiyache BISWABIDHAATA. 
Seeth er sakaal e, 
ekdum khaati 
khejur gur er lobh ki 
aar saamlaano JAAYE; 
'Naaru' barabar beshi gur ee khaaito, 
amraa o khaaitam cheteyputey botey, 
aar 'Sarat Daadu' eisab kaando dekhiyaa 
khushi hoyito BEJAAYE."- Arindam Sain

KYON KI YEH RANG MANCH HAIN RANGEEN, NAJAANE KAB KAHAAN KAISE, KISH SE HO JAAYE MOHABBATEIN !!!

"Zaroori nahi hain ki har baar 
har koi karein koi CHAMATKAAR; 
ek rang manch hain yeh zindagi aur yahaan 
sab log hain apni kismat ki KALAAKAAR. 
Kabhi feesla, toh 
kabhi yeh dil KHOEYA; 
kabhi saari saari raat, yeh 
aankh bilkul naa SHOEYA. 
Rab ne kabhi MILAAYA; 
toh kabhi bichharh ke bhi RULAAYA. 
Phir bhi naa rukey 
hain yeh dard-e-dil ki 
dhadkanein aur BAATEIN; 
kyon ki yeh rang manch hain rangeen, 
naajane kab kahaan kaise, kish se 
ho jaaye phir se MOHABBATEIN. 
Kaal kisne hain DEKHA; 
har aashiqui ke kisse hain ANOKHA. 
Apne hee dhun 
mein hoke magan, 
jiyo masti mein har PAL; 
swaad badalti raheni chahiye, kabhi 
khaao 'Biryani' yaa 'Fried Rice', 
toh kabhi 'Rajma CHAAWAL'."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

ANTI-INCUMBENCY FACTOR CANNOT BE SUPPRESSED BY USING POLICE FORCE AS INDIA IS A GREAT DEMOCRATIC NATION !!!

"Nowadays, to identify the 
protestors, policemen do use 
purple coloured water CANNON; 
but, is that purple coloured 
chemical dye not harmful for 
humans, this debate is still ON. 
In Siliguri, how come a protestor 
died, if the policemen have 
not fired any BULLETT; 
cannot really deny many 
things as some videos 
went viral on INTERNET. 
Anti-incumbency factor in 
Bangabhoomi is surely on the RISE; 
and even the upcoming 
election results may SURPRISE. 
The death case of Ulen Roy in Siliguri 
Town of Bangabhoomi state must 
go through a detailed INVESTIGATION; 
anti-incumbency factor cannot be suppressed 
by using police force as India is a 
great democratic NATION."- Arindam Sain

TOBU GARIB LOKERAA KINTU SAUT, LOK THOKAAYENA, JODI O POCKET E THAAKE MAATRO DUI PAISA !!!

"Bangabhoomi r garib lokeder taaka, 
kothay haariye galo ki JAANI; 
'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r daulat e, 
kaara jano abaar hoyeo gache besh DHANI. 
Dekho dekhini kaando ! ki daarun 
lok thokaano r 'Chit Fund' BYABSAA; 
tobu garib lokeraa kintu saut, lok thokaayena, 
jodi o pocket e thaake maatro dui PAISAA. 
Mohuaa r daulat e hoy 
boiki ektu adhtu NESHA; 
kiser eto bhoy, por er baar er 
yuddha teh ki neyi jetaar kono ASHA. 
Etodin dhore katorakam bhabheyi 
toh noychhoy hoyeche kato TAAKA; 
ekhan ki taahole, 'naachte naa 
jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, December 7, 2020

AS A FARMER, WHY SHOULD I GIVE 'BROKERAGE CHARGES' AND 'MANDI FEES', RATHER I WILL SELL AT A MAXIMUM PRICE ANYWHERE, THE CROPS LIKE WHEAT, VEGETABLES AND RICE !!!

"BABLOO: 'No ! No ! How dare you 
try to negotiate with us, we will pay 
you Rs.12/- per kilograms only 
on your crop PRODUCTION; 
also, you have to pay us some 
'brokerage charges' and 'mandi fees' 
and if you try to sell it anywhere else, 
you may face a huge TAXATION.'

BABOOL: 'As per the new farming bill, 
we will buy all your crops at Rs.20/- per 
kilograms and if you sign with our 
corporate firm, a 'contract farming' 
business partnership AGREEMENT; 
then believe us, your local crops will go 
global with our marketing strategies, 
modern storage facilities and at a 
free of cost, efficient distribution 
and transport ARRANGEMENT.'

BABLA: 'We protest this new farming bill 
as we, the middlemen will become poor, 
and these poor farmers will become RICH; 
even our state government will not get 
the 'mandi fees', our monopoly will end 
as these farmers will go out of our REACH.'

BALA: 'See the fun ! A group of 
middlemen and politicians don't 
want the poor farmers to get the 
maximum 'Minimum Support PRICE'; 
as a farmer, why should I give 'brokerage 
charges', 'mandi fees', rather I will sell at 
a maximum price anywhere, the crops like 
wheat, vegetables and RICE.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 6, 2020

SABMILIYE BANGABHOOMI R RAJNEETI EKHAN JOMJOMAAT O JOMPESH BOIKI, DEKHA JAAK KON DAL HOY PRATHAM STHAAN ER ADHIKAARI !!!

"Emniteyi chaturdikey 
durneeti r kato bojhaa 
chepechey GHAARHEY; 
taar opor Comrade 'Sushanta' 
firchey junglemahal e, aar 
Bidrohi 'Bimal' firchey PAHAARREY. 
Aar ekjon eto apomaan aar kotukatha 
sojjhyo koreyo koreni PROSTHAAN; 
kintu ekhano parjyonto spasto o 
korte paareni taar ABOSTHAAN. 
Ekjon er anugaami r sankhya o baarche, 
baarche janopriyota, kaaron nijeder 
moddheyi je legey gache yuddha, ekhan 
era ek e apor ke churhchey KAADAA; 
ganotantro naa thaakle ki aar, tekey 
kono sanghatan, jato ee bhalo laaguk 
dekhte oi 'Diego Maradona' r 'Argentina' r 
jersey r rang, jaa kina neel aar SAADAA. 
Kondikey vote debe 'Motua', 
'Musalmaan', 'Aadivasi' o 'GORKHA'; 
jaa rajnoitik garam, ei seethkaal e o, duaarey 
duaarey giye, chalaate hocche PAAKHA. 
Ekhan abaar krishak raa 
jekhaane khushi giye beshi daam e, 
bikri korte paarbe taader FASAL; 
tathyaprajukti r yug botey, taai fasal er 
beshi daam paabe boiki, nitey hobe na 
kono mahajan er theke kono wrin er AASAL. 
Rajya sarkaari chaakri r likhito 
parikkha e pass korle ki hobe, 
panel je katobaar hoye galo BAATEEL; 
club er chele gulo taaka peye korche kato ee 
naa furti, raasta e kato notun aalo, aar kato 
baari r rang hoye galo saadaa aar NEEL. 
Sabmiliye Bangabhoomi r rajneeti ekhan 
jomjomaat o jompesh boiki, dekha jaak 
kon dal hoy pratham sthaan er ADHIKAARI; 
ekhan sab voter der mon e hoteyi paare, je roj 
bhaath daal khete bosleyi, choley aaschey 
katorakam er TARKAARI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST AUSTRALIA TO WIN THE T-20 SERIES ON 06.12.2020 !!!

"The early dominance of 
Indian bowling started to FADE; 
as it was a good knock of 58 runs 
as a skipper by WADE. 
Natarajan's bowling figure of 20/2 
was both economical and IMPRESSIVE; 
not only Smith, even the other Australian 
batsmen looked quite AGGRESSIVE. 
At Sydney, on 6th December 2020, KL Rahul 
started to play freely after a Tye's 'Free HIT'; 
suddenly Shikhar changed his gear and 
his knock of 52 runs became SUPERHIT. 
But, it was not ENOUGH; 
as the required run rate was becoming TOUGH. 
Virat was on 
his victorious RIDE; 
but got tricked by a Daniel's delivery 
which could have been a 'WIDE'. 
Hardik was initially 
struggling to hit the BALL; 
but, Shreyas hit a six to Zampa in such a 
style, it looked as if the ground is so SMALL. 
After missing to hit some of the deliveries 
while chasing a winning target of 
195 runs, Hardik changed his BAT; 
and then India won by 6 wickets to win the 
T-20 series, as Hardik pounced on them 
like a big wild CAT."- Arindam Sain

HEY MAANAV, MRITYU EE JE AASOL SATYA, AAJ JAA BARTMAN, KAAL TAA ITIHAAS; TOMRAA OBOSYO MAJHEMODDHEYI BOLE THAAKO, 'PRAKRITI R PARIHAAS' !!!

"MAANAV: 'Ei 2020 saal er 
mahamaari teh, kato ee naa 
dekhlaam aamraa MRITYU; 
othocho sabai ke bolte sunechi, 
je aamraa ee naaki sabtheke 
shaktisaali aar samaajik JONTU. 
Saara biswajurey, 
sattyi ee, katojon ee 
je galo MAARA; 
dushan o jaa berechey baataash e, 
raat er akash e, dekhaa o jaayena 
bhalo kore, oi sab 'TAARA'.'

YAMRAJ: 'Hey maanav, mrityu ee je 
aasol 
satya, aaj jaa bartaman, kaal taa ITIHAAS; 
tomraa obosyo majhemoddheyi 
bole thaako, 'Prakriti r PARIHAAS'. 
Proti shataabdi teh, 
aasbeyi aasbe, 
ekbaar kore MAHAMAARI; 
ekhan mrityu niye eto dukkho, othocho kato 
mrityu ee toh hoy jakhaan biswayuddha r 
naam e, hoy kato MAARAMAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 4, 2020

OH ! WHAT A LADY BARTENDER; SO SWEET, SMART AND SLENDER !!!

"Oh ! what a lady BARTENDER; 
so sweet, smart and SLENDER ! 
At the first sight, my heart was gone 
as she was there to do the PLUNDER; 
for the first time, within my heart, 
I experienced a THUNDER. 
I found her on 'TINDER'; 
and really she is such a WONDER. 
Due to poverty, she borrowed some 
money from a MONEYLENDER; 
who is basically a 
playboy cum PHILANDER. 
The entire loan got repaid 
back by this ISLANDER; 
she left her job and I married her, as 
for me, there was no other CONTENDER. 
To find a perfect place 
to settle down as a perfect 
married couple, we started to WANDER; 
thanks to our Almighty for sending to me 
such a beautiful angel, who has a romantic 
heart which is also quite TENDER."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN GOVERNMENT MUST PROVIDE VACCINE AT FREE OF COST ACROSS THE NATION !!!

"Indians fought against 'Corona Virus' 
with a strong MENTALITY; 
unlike in rural areas, this virus has 
hunted so many people in any CITY. 
Both Central Government and several State 
Governments did a great job in creating 
awareness among any type of COMMUNITY; 
slowly and steadily, the statistical trend 
itself is indicating that Indians are 
surely getting a herd IMMUNITY. 
Vaccine may have some side effects, 
but, the trials must be done 
with proper PLANNING; 
if no reports of side effects are found 
after the third stage of trials, then 
maybe, it is a good BEGINNING. 
If the vaccination on a sample 
basis is SUCCESSFUL; 
then, again, the world is going 
to become WONDERFUL. 
But, the point to be noted, 
that as India is having a 
very large POPULATION; 
so, one must have patience to get the vaccine, 
and the Indian Government must provide 
vaccine at free of cost across the NATION. 
Two types of vaccine will 
hit the market, one will be 
somewhat mild, completely 
free and mandatory for ALL; 
the other one will be very strong 
and for extreme critical patients with 
multiple health disorders, though, the 
amount of dose will be SMALL. "- Arindam Sain