JANMASTHAMI, THE BIRTHDAY OF VISHNU'S 8TH AVATAR ON 8TH DAY OF KRISHNA PAKKHO !!!

"Radha's lover, Shri Krishna who had 8 wives,

was the 8th avatar of Bhagawan Vishnu,

and was everyone's 'ANTARYAAMI'.

Bhagawan Shri Krishna took birth

on the 8th day of 'Krishna Pakkho', that's why,

that day is popularly known as 'JANMASTHAMI.'

The cruel King Kangsa would get killed

by a child, whom Devaki

would give BIRTH.

Vasudev crossed the river and came back with the

exchanged child to ensure that little Krishna remain alive

to remove King Kangsha from the EARTH.

In Shri Krishna's childhood days, everyone used to

say, 'Natkhat Nandalal naa machaay SHOR.

Kyon ki handi thodh ke

dahi khaaye 'Makkhan CHOR.'

With the help of his friends, Govinda used to

climb on a human PYRAMID.

A creative way

to steal 'dahi' INDEED.

He was the naughty lover

who used to play a FLUTE.

After hearing this instrumental music, almost

all the girls used to take the romantic ROUTE.

He used to read everyone's mind, even if

someone keeps his/her voice MUTE.

All girls, especially Radha used to love him so much,

as he was very smart, handsome and CUTE.

Bhagawan Krishna is the

icon of love and FRIENDSHIP.

Throughout the world, there are several temples

of Bhagawan Shri Krishna to WORSHIP.

In Mathura, there is

a tradition of '56 BHOG'.

Such was his charisma, that not only Radha, even

other girls also used to suffer from 'PREM ROG'.

Radha was his true lover, be it during

Raas Leela or HOLI.

Rukmini used to ask Krishna, 'Why you utter Radhe Radhe

while sleeping ?' and the question was not so SILLY.

When the girls used to bath in the pond, they were

being watched by this naughty KID.

The girls used to feel that some naughtiness in

romance is more entertaining INDEED.

Some say, 'Jai Shri Krishna', some say, 'Jai Radhe Krishna',

and, Bhagawan Shri Krishna is worshipped WORLDWIDE.

'Ala re ala, Govinda ala, isiliye, human pyramid banaa ke

dahi handi thodh daala', which is also a heroic DEED."- Arindam Sain

SUPER SLOGANS REGARDING THE UPCOMING CFL 2018 DERBY MATCH ON 2ND SEPTEMBER 2018 !!!

"EAST BENGAL SUPPORTERS: 'Calcutta League 2018 r

derby match er din e,

jwolbe prochur aagun er mashaal,

dekhbe tomraa, kato AALO.

Ekta katha jeyo naa bhooley, je Calcutta League e

amader bhagyo borabor ee BHALO.'

MOHUN BAGAN SUPPORTERS: 'Calcutta League 2018 r

derby match er din e,

jharh uthbey Ganga paar e,

paal tolaa nouka e laagbe bejaaye HAAOWA.

Oi haaowaa r daapotey nibhey jaabe sab aagun er mashaal,

aar tomraa takhan bolbey je khub ee kharaap ei AABHAOWA !'"- Arindam Sain

SHONO HEY MALOBIKA; CHELEY AMI KHUB EE PAAKA !!!

"Shono hey MALOBIKA;

cheley ami khub ee PAAKA;

mor hriday ekhan tomaar mukh khaani AANKAA;

thaambe naa aar ei prem er CHAAKA;

hok jatoi naa, ei jiban er path AANKABAANKA.

Park e bosey prem korchi dujoney,

ekdin dekhechen tomaar KAKA.

Tomaake ami bhalobashi kina, ekdin jiggesh korlen

tomaar baba, satyiee ki NYAKA !

Park e tomaar koley maatha diye suye thaaki ami nayak,

tahole tumi ee to amaar NAYIKA.

Motamuti korchi ekta byabsa,

bhalo ee rojgaar hoy TAAKA.

Haath jakhan ekbaar dhorechi, chaarchi naa aar

sahaj e, debo na tomaaye DHOKA.

Onek premleela e kheyechi haabudubu, tumi o aar

daya kore baaniyo naa mor e abaar BOKA.

Thaakbo dujon chirosathi hoye,

tumi mor khukhi, ami tomaar KHOKHA.

Biyer din thik hobaar ageyi je dekhchi mor gaaye

boseche ekti rangeen prajapati POKAA.

Biyer din thik kore, daao kore card bili,

utsab mukhar hoye uthuk gotaa ELAAKA.

Shono hey MALOBIKA;

cheley aami khub ee PAAKA."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED WEST BENGAL POLICE BY 5-0 IN A CFL 2018 MATCH ON 25.08.2018 !!!

"On 25th August 2018, in a Calcutta Football

League (CFL) match against West Bengal Police,

from the very BEGINNING;

Mohun Bagan went for as many goals

as they can score, as it was

not only about match WINNING.

Dipanda Dicka gave

the 1st lead as he

was so AGGRESSIVE;

Britto made it 2-0

for Mohun Bagan and his overall

performance was quite IMPRESSIVE.

West Bengal Police defenders

created so much GAP;

and the Mohun Bagan footballers frequently

fell into the offside TRAP.

Soumabha, the West Bengal Police

goalkeeper saw an Yellow Card

as he is too BRAVE.

West Bengal Police also attacked well, though,

Shilton Paul of Mohun Bagan denied a

sure shot goal with an excellent SAVE.

Mehtab Hossain of Mohun Bagan came in

to give more energy and SPEED.

A perfect corner from Mehtab got clinically headed by

Dipanda Dicka to give Mohun Bagan, the 3-0 LEAD.

In the injury time,

for Mohun Bagan,

it was 4-0, due to a goal

scored by Henry KISEKKA.

Just a few seconds before

the final whistle, Mohun Bagan is

in 5-0 lead as the Hat-trick

goal scored by Dipanda DICKA.

East Bengal is guarding the CFL Trophy at Calcutta Port

with fire lanterns; can the Mariners lift the CFL 2018 trophy

while sailing towards the Calcutta Port with

their famous  'Paal tolaa NOUKA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MADE IT 1-2 IN THE 5 MATCHES TEST SERIES BY BEATING ENGLAND BY 203 RUNS IN THE 3RD TEST ON 22.08.2018 !!!

"In the 1st Innings of the 3rd Test of the Series, India
made 329 due to Virat's 97 and Ajinkya's 81.
The terrific bowling figure of 28/5 bundled out
England in its 1st Innings at 161.
Virat Kohli got a century in 2nd Innings
and Cheteswar Pujara scored 72.
Hardik Pandya gave a contribution of 52 with the bat and
India declared their 2nd innings when the score was 352.
Along with Ben Stokes, Jos Butler batted well to score 106 runs
with some good batting techniques and hardworking FLAVOUR.
But, the Indian bowlers bowled well against
England to pull the Test match in their FAVOUR.
Jasprit Bumrah came back well with the new ball to target the off stump
and middle stump to get a fantastic bowling figure of 85/5.
India made it 1-2 in the 5 matches Test Series, by beating England by
203 runs on 22.08.2018, as the English batsmen failed to SURVIVE."- Arindam Sain

AGAR THODA AUR EK SAAL RUK JAATE, TOH SAAYED SAN 1948 MEIN AZAADI KE BAAD, AKHAND RAHETA YEH BHARAT !!!

"Desh ko jaise koi cake samajh ke

kar diya do TUKDA.

Naa jaane kitne logon se cheenh liya gaya

uski roti, makaan aur KAPDA.

British logon ne, naa jaane

maare hain kitne DAANDEY;

phir bhi British logon ko

hamesha yaad rahega, Mangal PANDEY.

British logon ko pataa tha,

ki Mahatma Gandhi hain AHIMSABAADI.

Par Hindusthani o ka kranti dekh ke itna darr gaya, ke Bhagat Singh,

Rajguru aur Sukhdeb ko kahene laage AATANKBAADI !

British Police ko chakma dene mein

maahir tha Ramprasad BISMIL.

Inh krantikaari o ne toh

jeet liya tha deshbaasi o ka DIL.

Ush samay sab Hindusthani ek saath

maanaate teh HOLI, DIWALI aur EID.

Bharat Maata ki swadhinta ke liye, 'Ekbaar bidaaye de

Maa' bol ke, Khudiram Bose huye teh SHAEED.

British force phir bhi aaraam kar raha tha kyon ki

chaaron taraf jyadataar tha GANDHIGIRI.

Rashbehari Bose ke dimaag mein yeh baat ghush gaya tha,

ki Hindusthan ko aab chaaiye, Saamarik KRANTIKAARI.

Azad Hind Fauz le ke, kadam kadam badhate huye, Moirang

mein Hindusthan ka tiranga laheraya Netaji SUBHASH.

Yeh khabar sunn ke, naa keval Hindusthani, walki saarey

British birodhi mulk ke log bhi anand se bol uthey, 'SABBASH'.

Kaash ush samay America ne Japan ke upar

nuclear bombing naa ki HOTI;

toh Netaji Subhash ke Azad Hind Fauz, ush British force

se azaad kar deti woh akhand Bharat ki DHARTI.

San 1947 mein Hindusthan chorhne se pehle, British

samrajya ne aisa ek bishbriksha BOYA;

naa jaane kitne shaeed veer jawan o ke

maa o ne kitni hain ROYA.

Hindusthani kraantikaari o ne rok diya tha

British saamrajya ka VIJAYRATH.

Agar thoda aur ek saal ruk jaate, toh saayed san 1948

mein azaadi ke baad, akhand raheta yeh BHARAT."- Arindam Sain

ZINDAGI YAHAAN HAIN ADHURI, AGAR NAA HO RAMDHANU KE SAAT RANG SAAMIL !!!

"Suraj ne kaha, 'Itni roshni

dene ke WAWAJUD;

phir bhi tumhari safedi mein thoda

kaala rang hain MAUJUD.'

Chanda ne kaha, 'Kaala rang tumhare paas nahi hain,

kyon ki tum ho shaktisaali, tum hee ho BHAGAWAN.

Meri safedi mein kala rang jaroor rahegi, kyon ki

main toh hoon ek sundari aam INSAAN.'

Prithvi ne kaha, 'Mere yahaan toh sabse

mahetpurn shabd hain, 'ZINDAGI';

ish ke baad sab se jyaada

maainey rakhti hain 'DILLAGI'.

Koi baanta hain BHOGI;

koi bann jaata hain TYAGI.

Yahaan sirf safed aur kaala rang se

na bharta hain DIL;

Zindagi yahaan hain adhuri agar naa ho

Ramdhanu ke saat rang SAAMIL.'"- Arindam Sain

AMULYA ATULANIYA ATAL !!!

"Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee was not only a liberal and

broad minded politician, but also a good POET.

He became the Prime Minister of India for 3 times,

which was really a great ACHIEVEMENT.

On 16th August 2018, in

the late afternoon, at 5.05;

he breathed his last and all

his body organs failed to SURVIVE.

Ask any Parliamentarian of India, each of them

will appreciate that he was an excellent ORATOR.

Even if you ask about his personality to any political leader

of his opposition parties, no one will say that he was a DICTATOR.

As an active member of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh,

he got lots of socio-political training and GUIDANCE.

Later on, he utilized these knowledge as a leader to

help BJP to get nationwide PROMINENCE.

After the death of a great Communist

leader, Somnath CHATTOPADHYAY;

many communists said, 'Khatam huaa

Baampanthi ke ek ADHYAY.'

Even an era of BJP ended, after the death of Atal Bihari Vajpayee who 
even worked with Shyamaprasad Mukherjee and Deendayal UPADHYAY.

Starting with only 2 seats, BJP emerged as the single

largest party, which was really a great SUCCESS.

But, any coalition government has its drawbacks

and limitations, Your HIGHNESS !

The Vajpayee Government collapsed

for just 1 VOTE.

But, to buy any politician's support towards him, he

never used any Rupee NOTE.

He was very

straightforward and HONEST.

Under his tenure, many nations got

surprised after the 'Pokhran - 2' Nuclear TEST. 

The Delhi-Lahore bus service became the

token of love of the India-Pakistan FRIENDSHIP.

But, alas, the Pakistani Army under General Musharraf declared a 
war and the Indian soldiers fought the battle with lots of HARDSHIP.

The Indian Army counterattacked the Pakistani

soldiers to conquer the Tiger HILL.

Finally, the Indian Army won the battle by killing all the

Pakistani soldiers and hoisting the Indian Flag at LOC KARGIL.

Under his tenure, some terrorists

hijacked an Indian PLANE.

Some dangerous Pakistani terrorists got released as all

other negotiations with hijackers went in VAIN.

Some Pakistani terrorists also attacked

the Indian PARLIAMENT;

though all those Pakistani terrorists were gunned down by

the commandos of Indian National Security DEPARTMENT.

Rapid economic growth is directly proportional to both

the intra-economic and

inter-economic zones CONNECTIVITY.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee brought in the concept of 
Public-Private Partnership to connect business hubs 
through National Highways of excellent QUALITY.

He is the one,

who implemented the

concept of 'Education for ALL.'

He was more a 'Patriotic Politician' rather than

a 'Party Politician', that's why; he was

coined as 'AMULYA ATULANIYA ATAL'."- Arindam Sain

SAHEED KHUDIRAM BOSE ER FAASI R DIN ER BOYESH HOLO AYAKSHO EGARO; DIN TI CHILO 2018 SAAL ER AUGUST MAASH, TAARIKH EGARO !!!

"Saheed Khudiram Bose er faasi r din er

boyesh holo ayaksho EGARO.

Din ti chilo 2018 saal er

August maash, taarikh EGARO.

Aaj o amar sei gaan, 'Ayakbaar

bidaaye de maa, ghurey AASI'.

Amar rahe, veer bidrohi biplabi Khudiram Bose, jini Bharatbarsha r

swadhinata r jonne haasi mukhey niyechilen FAASI.

Kolkata e, ei din ei,

ayojito holo ek Yuva SAMABESH.

Ei sabha korbaar jonney, nitey hoyeche

adalat er aayeenanug AADESH.

Bangabhoomi te,

komey jacche

yuvak der KARMASANSTHAN.

Ghar er lok khete pacche naa toh ki hoyeche,

oi Bangladeshi raa ee naaki vote debe, jodi Bangabhoomi

teh taader deowaa hoy notun BAASOSTHAAN.

Vidyalaya teh shikshak er

sankhya jacchey KOMEY;

kaaron School Service Commission dwaara

shikshak niyog prokriyaa royeche THEMEY.

Koi kono notun biniyog o to hoyni,

nei kono SHILPO.

Sudhu 'Bengal Summit' e giye bolche, 'Egiye Bangla',

jano sei domrudhar er GALPO.

Aajker samabesh e eto lok, era kintu bahiragato noy,

Bangabhoomi r ee maanush, khujche BIKALPO.

Panchayat nirbachan e, birodhi dal er prarthi raa jomaa ee

korte paarlo naa manonayan PATRA.

College e bhorti hobe, taar jonne laagbe taaka, chaturdikey

maaramaari, tolaabaazi; Bangabhoomi teh nei aar kono GANATANTRA.

Aajker ei din e, Bangabhoomi r yuvak raa

pratiggyabaddho, je taara o chaaye ei annay,

abichaar o atyachaar theke SWADHINATA.

Bangabhoomi r purono oitihyopurno samman firiye

aanaar jonnyo, ganatantra pratistha korbaar jonnyo, aaj

sweccha e ei samabesh e esechen eto JANATA."- Arindam Sain

THE SHIP OF THE REGIONAL PARTY POLITICS OF TAMIL NADU MAY CAPSIZE AND BJP MAY START TO CAPITALIZE !!!

"People of Tamil Nadu lost Jayalalitha,
whom they regarded as 'AMMA'.
People of Tamil Nadu also lost their multi-talented hero, Muthaivel
Karunanidhi, the 'Kalaignar' who always used to wear a Kaala CHASMA.
Both Jayalalitha and  Muthaivel Karunanidhi  were too popular
among the Tamil people due to their talents and CHARISMA.
Both of them
were associated with
the Tamil film INDUSTRY.
Was Jayalalitha married or unmarried, no one
can say rightly about it, as
it remained a MYSTERY.
On the other hand, Muthaivel Karunanidhi had
3 wives and 6 children; which proves that
he was expert in romance and love CHEMISTRY.
Karunanidhi's comments and sometimes becoming
too supportive towards 'LTTE' made
him a controversial CHARACTER.
Jayalalitha also sometimes played some tricks on
the Indian Government to collapse it completely
to make it a serious MATTER.
Both of them
were expert in doing CORRUPTIONS;
even both of them became habituated
about several ALLEGATIONS.
Muthaivel Karunanidhi was a very successful politician
in his entire political career
as he was a very popular mass LEADER.
Jayalalitha, though criticized for spending too much money on a
marriage ceremony; but, for several social schemes for poor people, especially
rural women, the rural people of Tamil Nadu used to praise HER.
After the death of the star politicians
of DMK and AIADMK respectively, the ship of the
regional party politics of Tamil Nadu may CAPSIZE.
In this situation in Tamil Nadu, before the upcoming
Lok Sabha Election of 2019, the BJP may
aggressively start to CAPITALIZE."- Arindam Sain

TO COMPLETE THE ATM TRANSACTION, YOU HAVE TO TYPE OTP AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION !!!

"With effect from 1st January 2019, the Indian

Government must make it a rule that to open

any type of account in any bank,

PAN Card Number is MANDATORY.

Even, to withdraw cash from any ATM machine,

AADHAAR Card linking and a Mobile phone

number registration to the respective bank

account is also OBLIGATORY.

Each and every ATM machine will have a biometric

device where you have to give your fingerprint after

swiping your ATM Card and typing the 4 digit ATM

PIN Number, as the frauds in

ATM Machines are on the RISE.

The ATM transaction is not over yet, as after giving

your fingerprint on the biometric device, an

One Time Password (OTP) will be sent to your registered mobile

number, which will be valid for 180 seconds only; just type the 6 digit

OTP and take the cash from ATM Machine without any SURPRISE.

If your Mobile Number is not linked with UIDAI server,

then even after entering your Mobile number in any

Bank's Customer ID or CIF, the Mobile registration

will remain as 'Failed' STATUS.

The owner name of the SIM Card and the account

holder name of any bank account must be the same

to allow the mobile registration

to get a final 'PASS'.

For monitoring each and every ATM machines within

1 Kilometre radius of the respective Police Station,

two Cops will always

keep strict VIGILANCE.

An ATM Alarm System through wire or wireless will be there

in each and every bank, and the alarm will ring

whenever there is a failed transaction in their ATM Machine

nearby, to keep a proper SURVEILLANCE.

Therefore, to complete any ATM transaction, not only

ATM PIN number,

but, OTP is also required after

the successful biometric AUTHENTICATION.

In this modern era of digitization, 'Information Technology

and Network Security' (ITNS) will become a very important subject

to indirectly secure the ATM Machines and CBS

Software of all the Banks of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

AVOID DOWNLOADING UNNECESSARY APPS WITHOUT DOING A RESEARCH ON THOSE APPS !!!

“Experimentation is 
not a bad THING, 
but, sometimes, it 
may give you a STING.
You may love to play new video games, 
hence you are downloading 
several games apps in a free MIND.
But, the hackers know; when, how 
and where the mobile users fall in traps 
and they steal all your data from BEHIND.
You have so many search engines 
in the online arena to have a SEARCH;
then why before downloading any apps, 
you don't do their RESEARCH.
Programmers program their apps in such a 
fashion that after getting downloaded in your 
mobile phone, it may act as a Trojan HORSE.
After downloading the new apps, you may be 
enjoying it fully, but, your data is getting stolen 
slowly to create a situation, which is really WORSE.
After installing any non-banking apps, 
in those apps, never ever save your AADHAAR 
Card, PAN Card or ATM Card PIN NUMBER.
Beware, don't even save or confirm your 
Savings Account Numbers in any non-banking apps, 
just memorize it to allow your brain to REMEMBER.
No matter, whichever technology and 
electronic gadgets you use in this 
modern era of technological FUSION;
just make it simple; no unnecessary apps; 
always delete history and cookies afte Internet surfing 
to avoid any type of security lapses and CONFUSION.”- Arindam Sain

PROTECTING THE INDIAN TERRITORIES FROM THE INFILTRATORS IS A DUTY OF NATIONAL SECURITY !!!

"The Muslims of East Pakistan started killing the

Hindus brutally and hence the Hindus came

to India by leaving their own TERRITORY.

Even after the formation of Bangladesh,

the Muslims of Bangladesh started killing the Hindus brutally

and the Hindus migrated to India to repeat the HISTORY.

India kept on

giving shelters to the people of East Pakistan

or Bangladesh years after YEARS.

But, at present, the population of India has increased so much, 
that further infiltration may deteriorate the healthy condition of

Indian economy, as almost every Indian FEARS.

Indian Government had no other option than to take

steps against the illegal migrants to save the

future of the India's future GENERATION.

But, the sad thing is that some political parties of India

are supporting the Bangladeshis by saying

that it is an act of racial DISCRIMINATION.

Even if a person's name is not registered

as an Indian citizen due to lack of valid documents,

he/she can again make an APPLICATION.

Only by doing hooliganism and giving lectures, some

political parties may fool some people of some regions,

but not the people of the entire India NATION.

When the people of a particular region fought for their

survival during major floods, the people of these political parties

never visited those places to have a look at the SITUATION.

Whereas, when it comes to doing dirty politics,

these people visit the disturbing zones to do hooliganism,

as if they are the representatives of Bangladesh NATION.

Protecting the Indian territories from being getting

conquered by the infiltrators of any other nation

is a duty of National SECURITY.

As per Indian Constitution, for any politician, protecting

Indian territories and Indian Citizens from any external

and/or foreign attacks should be the first PRIORITY."- Arindam Sain

AAGER BACHOR JODI OI CHOTOGULO NAA DHARTO, TAHOLE EI BACHOR HOYTO OIGULO EE BARO AAKAAR E PETO !!!

"Katoi naa hoye choleche Bangabhoomi teh
guree guree BRISTI.
Tobu eelish er nei je dekha; trawler niye, jeley ra nodi r
dikey haaa kore taakiye ache, aahare, ki korun DRISTHI.
Ager bachor jakhan uthlo prochur shankyak eelish,
rakhaar jayega chilo na, emon ABOSTHA.
Taai agatyaa, kato jaayega e, maach byabsaayi raa
eelish maach bikri korte baadhyo hoyechilo, taai
eelish er daam hoyechilo khub SASTAA.
Aar ei bachor, sei eelish maach er ee tamon
dekhaa neyi, maach byabsaayi der kapaal e chintaa r
bhaanjh poreche, emon ee DURABOSTHA !
Emni teyi, Bangabhoomi r myatsa daptaar kono udyog
ee naye naa, jaate kore aro unnatotar o kora jaaye
Bangabhoomi r maach byabsaar BYABOSTHA.
Aager bachor, prochur eelish maach dhorey nebaar por,
jodi era choto eelish maach dhoraa bandho kore DITO;
taholey hoyto ei bachor, era abaar prochur
shyankhak eelish maach PETO."- Arindam Sain

ATM PIN NUMBER TYPE KORBAAR SAMAY, DAAN HAATH ER OPOR E APNAAR BAAM HAATH TAA RAAKHUN.

"ATM Card er tathya choori korey,

korche taara JAALIYATI.

E toh dekhchi din e dupur e, eta ekta

adbhut rakam er DAAKAATI.

Mobile handset e apps download korun, ebong

jatota sambhab, hoye jaan CASHLESS.

Khub dorkaar thakle, cash naa hoy tullen bank er

nijaswa cash counter e esey SESHMESH.

Gopon camera aar ekti gadget laagiye, jaaliyat raa 
bhabche je taara jaaliyati te, hoyech besh NEEPOON.

Sab samay, daan haath er taalur opor e

baam haath er taalu RAAKHUN;

aar taarpor daan haath er aangul diye

ATM PIN number type KORUN."- Arindam Sain