ATK MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 2-0 IN THE ISL 2020 DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2020 AGAINST SC EAST BENGAL !!!

"Though the SC East Bengal midfielders 

succeeded in being too POSSESSIVE; 

the tackles by the ATK Mohun Bagan 

players were so IMPRESSIVE. 

Pritam led from 

the front, even McHugh 

showed his CLASS; 

as Neville looked weaker, Roy Krishna 

gave 1-0 lead to ATK Mohun Bagan 

after getting a perfect PASS. 

There was surely a doubt whether 

Balwant played as a striker or NOT; 

Arindam denied SC East Bengal, the desired 

equalizer, by saving the Pilkington's SHOT. 

In the counterattack, Manvir scored a perfect 

left footed insurance goal for ATK Mohun 

Bagan after sprinting a long DISTANCE; 

on 27.11.2020, in ISL 2020, ATK Mohun Bagan 

won by 2-0 as SC East Bengal could hardly be 

able to provide any RESISTANCE."- Arindam Sain

IF ANY FOOTBALL LOVER IN THIS WORLD HAS HEARD ABOUT 'ARGENTINA'; THEN, IT IS DUE TO THE LEGENDARY FOOTBALLER, 'DIEGO MARADONA' !!!

"If any football lover in this world 

has heard about 'ARGENTINA'; 

then, it is due to the legendary 

footballer, 'Diego MARADONA'. 

Legends are legends in their 

professional arena, despite 

any type of CONTROVERSY; 

now don't ask about the 

reason behind the popularity 

of the 'No. 10' JERSEY'. 

With the football, as a striker, 

he was just UNSTOPPABLE; 

so magical, so mesmerizing, 

so marvelous was his DRIBBLE. 

Some Brazilian supporters may debate 

about the '1986 FIFA World Cup' 

regarding the 'God's HAND'; 

but he also proved that he was an 'One Man 

Army' with his skills by scoring one of the best 

goals of football history against ENGLAND. 

A legendary footballer indeed 

he was with his skillful FOOTBALL; 

throughout the world, his magical 

football was enjoyed by ALL. 

It was Diego Maradona's legs 

which used to make the game 

of football look so ARTISTIC; 

even the footballers of his opponent teams 

used to appreciate that his style of goal 

scoring was absolutely FANTASTIC. 

His passion for football 

was so POWERFUL; 

that even in his childhood poverty days, 

he used to believe that life is so WONDERFUL. 

The man of 'simple, kindhearted, 

charming football crazy character' 

struggled, conquered and won 

so many million HEARTS; 

in the cursed year of 2020, at his age 

of 60, Diego Maradona went to 

God's paradise, and worldwide, 

this sad news really HURTS."- Arindam Sain

SAVING THE PSU BANKS HAS A SOCIO-ECONOMIC ESSENCE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Are they indirectly 

supporting any private ORGANIZATION; 

why are they in so much hurry for 

PSU Banks PRIVATIZATION ?'

BABOOL: 'Even private insurance companies 

are using the PSU Banks as their indirect 

selling agents in this competitive AGE; 

no commission gets added to the 

balance sheet of a particular branch, 

but, only a sponsored tour PACKAGE.'

BABLA: 'Privatization of PSU Banks 

will improve the Indian economy 

is indeed an internationally 

motivated high level ILLUSION; 

agricultural and government sponsored 

loans are not getting disbursed by the 

private banks, it is only the PSU Banks 

which are providing financial INCLUSION.'

BALA: 'On one hand, they are 

merging or privatizing PSU Banks 

and on the other hand, they are 

granting new private banking LICENSE; 

'BSNL' was cheaper, but, now, whatever 'Jio' 

charges, you pay, be ready to give rent to banks 

to keep money, so, saving the PSU Banks has 

a socio-economic ESSENCE."- Arindam Sain

'BEGOON BHAJHA' AAR HOYNI, HOYE GACHE POORO 'PORA BEGOON' !!!

"STREE: 'O maa !  eki, hotath TV teh gaan 

suntey suntey orokom nachcho KANO.'

SWAMI: 'Hotath ee paarad gache neme, amaar 

je khub thanda laagche, taah ki tumi JAANO.'

STREE: 'Aajker toh koi khub ekta thanda 

neyi, tomaar thanda laagche kano, 

nischoi tomaar hoyeche AMBOL.'

SWAMI: 'Rannaghar e daariye ranna korcho, taai 

garam lagche tomaar, gatokaal ee bollam je lep 

gulo baar karo, tumi diley seyi paatla KAMBOL.'

STREE: 'Jaano, baba aar maa dujoneyi 

jakhan baarite thaakto naa, ami o 

break dance KORTAAM; 

aar mobile camera r sahajye 

video kore amaar aager premik er 

'Whatsapp' account e PATHATAAM.'

SWAMI: 'Oh baba ! aager premik er 

chintaa e dekhchi, tomaar chokh e, 

urrey gache GHUM; 

ami toh amaar aager premika r saathe or 

flat e giye ee break dance kortaam, ki jaani, 

kothay kamon ache amaar 'KUMKUM'.'

STREE: 'Uuuh ! otto ee jodi shaukh, 

toh ekhaane ki, jaao naa choley or KAACHE; 

ami o dekhbo tomaader oi premleela r rash 

aaro katokhaani baaki AACHE.'

SWAMI: 'Oi dyakho kaando, tumi tomaar 

aager premik er katha BOLLE; 

taai toh ami o ektu purono premleela r 

smriti teh firey gelaam, BUJHLE.'

STREE: 'Khabardaar ! jodi ami 

konodin o aar tomaar mukh e, 

oi 'Kumkum' er naam suni, 

tahole tumi amaake cheno naa, 

ei sangsaar e laagiye debo AAGOON.'

SWAMI: 'Oho ! shaanto hayo, o khabaar berey 

diyecho, ebaar dinner taa serey felaa jaak, 

dekhecho kaando, amaar saathe jhagra korte 

giye, 'Begoon Bhajha' aar hoyni, hoye 

gache pooro 'Pora BEGOON.''"- Arindam Sain

ROMANCE PROVIDES A SILENT MOTIVATING POWER TO LOVE YOURSELF TO IMPRESS YOUR LOVER, WHICH IS REALLY WONDERFUL !!!

"GIRL: 'Except you, love proposals from 

several boys, towards me were NUMEROUS; 

but, I approached towards you as you are 

too straightforward and HUMOROUS. 

Professionalism is good, but, 

that does not mean that you 

have to become more SERIOUS; 

enjoy the ambience around you fully 

on a positive note, groom yourself 

up and be more GLAMOROUS.'

BOY: 'Is it somewhat true 

that for you, my entry in your 

personal life has been quite BLISSFUL; 

the answer is unknown yet, but, after falling 

in love with me, nowadays, you are trying 

to look more BEAUTIFUL. 

Romance provides a silent 

motivating power to love 

yourself to impress your 

lover, which is really WONDERFUL; 

you are optimistic and believe in 

'live and let live' policy which will 

surely make our love relationship, 

both cute and CHEERFUL."- Arindam Sain

PYAASA HOON MAIN TUMHARI PYAR KA, DEKHNE KE LIYE TUMHE, YEH AANKHEN JAATI HAIN TARAS !!!

"Roz chalti ho apni gaaon 

ki nalkuye ki orh, apni 

sarh pe liye KALAS; 

paani ke liye nahi, pyaasa 

hoon main tumhari pyar ka, dekhne ke 

liye tumhe, yeh aankhen jaati hain TARAS. 

Yeh zaalim duniya ki logon ka kya, 

kahete hee rahete hain, yahaan ke 

log kahete ke hum ko KAMINA; 

ek tarfa hee sahi, phir bhi tumhare liye 

yeh mohabbat shikha rahi hain humko 

sharafat ki zindagi JEENA. 

Tumhre chota bhai, Chintu ke haathon 

bheje teh hum ek chitthi aur 

ek gulaab ke PHOOL; 

ulta ek chitthi bhejh diye tumne ki, tumko 

mere jaisa pagal nahi hain pasand, 

nahi kiya mere pyar ko QABOOL. 

Aab yeh hain mera doosra chitthi, 

dhyaan se padh LENA; 

pata nahi kab, kyon aur kaise, yeh 

dil tumhare liye ho hee gaya DEEWANA. 

Woh sarpanch ke 

ladke se toh hum hain 

bahut hee ACCHE; 

maana ke, ek sanstha ke liye karte hain 

hum wasooli, thoda gundagardi kar ke, 

phir bhi dil ke hain hum ekdum SACCHE. 

Tumhare baap hain 

ekdum SHARAABI; 

isiliye tum logon ke ghar 

mein abhi bhi hain GARIBI. 

Sarpanch aur uska 

beta utha rahe hain 

ish garibi ka 

nazayaz FAAYEDA; 

tumko bhaaga ke le jaane ke liye, hum 

hain taiyaar, kisse shaadi karna chahti ho 

tum, ek chitti likh ke bataao, aakhir tumhari 

mann mein kya hain IRAADA."- Arindam Sain

OI 'BAHIRAGATA' SHABDO TI SHUNIYA, SABAAI HOYIACHE KLAANTA; KAHEN DEKHI EKTIBAAR KUN RAJYE R POLAA BOTE, OI BYATA 'PRASHANTA' !!!

"Oi 'Bahiragata' shabdo ti shuniya, 

sabaai hoyiache KLAANTA; 

kahen dekhi ektibaar kun rajye r 

polaa bote, oi byata 'PRASHANTA'. 

Bangladeshi gula aaisa hethaaye 

koriya jaaye bomaa BISHFORON; 

aar vote bank er rajneeti r torey, 

oi Rohingya gula hoyia jaaye AAPON. 

Othocho, amader Bharat er ee bheen rajye r 

aaisey jakhan keyu, suni katto SAMALOCHONA; 

udhaare 'Mahato' aar 'Gurung' er 

saathe korche byata gopon ALOCHONA. 

Je rajya thekeyi aasuk 

bote, se toh amader 

mato ee BHARATBAASHI; 

oi Bangladeshi aar Rohingya gulaa ke 

chini naa aamra, kintu sakal Bharatiya keyi 

aamra khub ee BHALOBASHI."- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL IN THIS '2020 WINTER'; AS 'CORONA VIRUS' IS STILL THE NO. 1 HUNTER !!!

"Be careful in this '2020 WINTER'; 

as 'Corona Virus' is still the No. 1 HUNTER. 

November month 

of 2020 is turning out to 

be compartively WARMER; 

soon, the vaccine will be available in the 

market and the virus problem will be solved, 

oh, just hang on, don't be a DAYDREAMER. 

In the initial stages of any 

winter season, we experience 

rapid temperature FLUCTUATIONS; 

in this temporary phase, so many people 

suffer from cold and fever as per 

data of statistical CALCULATIONS. 

Too much complacency 

may help the 'Corona Virus' 

to get some ADVANTAGE; 

don't panic and take unnecessary medicines 

as its side effects are becoming more 

dangerous in this modern AGE."- Arindam Sain

CHATURDIKEY HOCCHE KATO EE NAA NABEEN BARAN; SAMAY R SAATHE SAATHE, DRUTO BADLACCHE RAJNOITIK SAMIKARAN !!!

"Chaturdikey hocche kato 

ee naa nabeen BARAN; 

samay r saathe saathe, druto 

badlacche rajnoitik SAMIKARAN. 

Kano hotaath ei dal badal er hirik, 

uthchey nana mahal e PRASHNO; 

ei sheeth er aamej eo kintu, rajnoitik 

aabhaowa besh bhalo ee USHNO. 

Ek nirdisto dal e kintu shikkito aar 

bhadro lokeder sankhya jacche komey, 

eta kintu moteyi noy bhalo DRISHYO; 

ebong kothayo jano swajanposhon er 

proti ekta asantosh gorey uthchey, 

eta o ekta udbweg er kaaron ABOSHYO. 

Notun dal e geley hoyto 

paaowa jaabe ekti notun 

gurutwapurna DAAITWA; 

maanush er jonnyo aaro bhalo 

kore kaaj kora jaabe, jehetu sarba 

Bharatiya staar e, ei dal er royeche ASTITWA. 

Sudhu je ekgaada shilanyas ee 

hoyechey, sesh ee hoyni kato PRAKALPA; 

atyachaarito sadharan maanush gulo 

ekhan chaaiche ekta BIKALPA. 

Saanghotonik starh e, royeche onek 

bhool boiki, prashno utheche onekbaar, 

je kaader ke aanlo dal er pratham 

saari te, kaader ke SORIYE; 

ei prashno taa r uttar sabaai jaanche 

ekhan, taai 'Lal Shibir' er biruddhe 

laraai kora aasol yoddha raa sabaai 

aasche ek e, ek e BERIYE."- Arindam Sain

AAJKER BASANTI MELA E, OI BHUVAN MOYRA R DOKAAN ER SAAMNE DEKHA KORO !!!

"College e natak ache aaj baade KAAL; 

taai aaj porlum uthe sakaal SAKAAL. 

Thakurda r paa e dhoreche 

khub baath er BYATHA; 

taai amaakeyi bollo kaak 

gulo ke khaowaano r KATHA. 

Thakurda biswas koren, je oi kaak 

gulo ee naaki ashoriri aatma r VAAHAN; 

taai roj sakaal e, kaak e der ke 

khaaiye uni santushto HAN. 

Aaj amaar opor ee porlo dwayitto, 

chhirey chhirey chaadh e feley 

dilum katogulo baasi RUTI; 

o babah, kaak gulo etaa o jaane je, oder jonnyo 

ee chaadh e roj raakha thaake, jal e bhora 

saada rang er ekti chiney maati r BAATI. 

Ki aar kori, natak er boi taa haath e niye, 

chaadh ei ghurtey ghurtey obhyessh 

korchilum natak er SANGLAAP; 

hotath chokh porlo paash er baari r Gopi 

daadu r bagaan er dikey, sattyi ee oi bagaan e 

futechey kato sundar sundar GOLAAP; 

aar oi phool gulo ke haasi mukh e dekhche, 

Gopi daadu r naatni, ki misti aar mukhoshree 

maairi, ekbaar korteyi hocche ALAAP. 

Khub ekta aasena daadu r baari, 

aasoley or maa bnechey neyi toh, 

taai hoyto mama r baarite aaste, 

kore ektu DWIDHABODH; 

oi natak er boi er sesh paata e, duto line likhe, 

dilaam or dikey chhurey, ote lekha chilo, 'Aajker 

Basanti Mela e, oi Bhuvan Mayra r dokaan er 

saamne dekha koro, ami SUBODH.' 

Kichu khete paare jilipi 

aar garam garam RASOGOLLA; 

ektu gaa o golacchilo amaar, jehetu or 

palla e pore chorte o hoyechilo NAGARDOLA. 

Kota din por Kolkata e firey jabaar din 

bolle, 'ebaar theke ektu chuti peleyi 

ami mama r baari aasbo CHOLEY; 

tumi kintu tomaar ei 

priyotoma Sanghamitra ke jano 

abaar jeyona BHULEY."- Arindam Sain

HUM LOGON KE MANN MEIN BAHUT DINO SE UTHE YEH SAWAAL; KE YEH LOG KAAHE KARWAAYE HUM LOGON KO INTEZAAR TEEN SAAL !!!

"Hum logon ke mann mein 

bahut dino se uthe yeh SAWAAL; 

ke yeh log kaahe karwaaye hum 

logon ko intezaar teen SAAL. 

Maang toh thi thodi SI; 

phir bhi itni nautanki KAISI. 

Har Shanivaar ko 

naa mila CHUTTI; 

naajane kitne hartaal huye, 

najaane kitne bheje gaye CHITTI. 

Der hee sahi, phir bhi 2017 saal 

ka 'Bipartite Settlement' ko, 

2020 saal mein manjuri MILI; 

teen saal se andhera kayam tha 

PSU Bankwalon ke dil mein, chalo ish 

baar aayi toh hain ek dhamakedaar DIWALI. 

Woh 'Arrear' ka paisa 

toh mila nahi ABHI; 

phir bhi kaun log haazir ho 

gayo, lene ke liye 4% 'LEVY'. 

Teen saal se garam kiye 

huye ho sab PSU bankwalon 

ke 'dil ki chahat' ki BAZAAR; 

aab itni jaldi bhi kya hain 'levy' lene ki, 

aab thodaai sahi, par karbaayenge 

zaroor INTEZAAR."- Arindam Sain

WITH A TRAVEL BAG, A MARINERS COMPASS AND A GUITAR; A NEW JOURNEY EVERYDAY MAKES ME FEEL BETTER !!!

"With a travel bag, a mariners 

compass and a GUITAR; 

a new journey everyday 

makes me feel BETTER. 

I never ever got any 

MNC job offer LETTER; 

due to global recession, poverty stepped in, 

and I was once a bar cum restaurant WAITER. 

One night, in that bar, 

due to Peter's absence, I 

played the role of a GUITARIST; 

I impressed everyone with the 

guitar, and Sandra also praised 

me as a new rising singing ARTIST. 

Bob, the bar owner 

introduced me to TIM; 

who recruited me as a musician and 

travel guide in his 'Tim Tours & Travels' TEAM. 

I am John and I belong 

to a nation comprising of 

so many beautiful ISLANDS; 

clear ocean waters, breeze of winds 

touching the coconut trees, varieties 

of colourful birds and clean SANDS. 

In the big speedboats, I act 

as a guide and with my guitar, 

I do entertain all our TOURISTS; 

with a dream, that one day, 

I will become one of 

the best GUITARISTS."- Arindam Sain

HOTATH CHOKH E PORLO, JE PURONO CHOBI R ALBUM GULO E JOMECHE DHULO; TOBE EK BISESH DHARAN ER AISHWARJYA EE BOTE OGULO !!!

"Hotath chokh e porlo, je purono chobi r 

album gulo e jomeche DHULO; 

tobe ek bisesh dharan er 

aishwarjya ee bote OGULO. 

Chobi r album er paata ultiye dekhi, 

kobekaar seyi chobi, sab rangeen 

noy, onekgulo ee SAADAKAALO; 

kintu oi chobi r saathe 

jurey thaaka smriti aar 

maadhurjya besh BHAALO. 

Dekhe nijeyi mon e, mon e, 

bhabhben boiki, jeh erokom 

dekhte chilen aapni ek KAALEY;  

ebaar aayena e nijeke dekhleyi upolobdhi 

korben, je samay ebong aapni, dujoneyi 

khub bodle gachen AASOLEY. 

Daanth jaabe pore, chool jaabe 

peke, hoyto pore o jaabe taak, 

tobu oi modhur smriti gulo 

roye jabe CHIROJOUBAN; 

ektu prem, ektu jhagra, ektu rahasya 

romancho, ektu sangram aar ektu 

praankhola swadhinata r chobi r 

album er naam ee toh JEEBAN."- Arindam Sain

SESH HOLO 'APU' R ABHIJAAN; JANO EKTI YUG ER ABOSAAN !!!

"Sesh holo 'Apu' r ABHIJAAN; 

jano ekti yug er ABOSAAN. 

'Mayanayak' er por, khoshe 

porlo bangla chalochitro r 

aar ek MAHANAKSHATRA; 

Satyajit Ray r boi e aanka 

'Feluda' bolleyo, onaar mukh taa 

ee jano bhesey othe, naam 'SOUMITRA'. 

2020 saal e aar neowaa 

holo naa 'BHAIPNHOTA; 

eto larai kore o, haarano galo na Coronasur 

ke, Yam er duaarey porlo naa KNAATA. 

'Deepavali' r utsav e, 

neebhlo je ek ujjwal pradip, 

ki abritti, ki naatok, 

ki theater baa cinema, sab e 

teyi chilen teeni PAARODORSHI; 

November maash er ponero taarikh, saal 

taa 2020, seyidin, ei mahaan shilpi ke 

'Gun Salute' ebong 'Sraddharghyo Pranaam' 

er madhyam e, sesh shraddha jaanalen ei 

Bangabhoomi RAJYABAASI."- Arindam Sain

HAATHON MEIN CHURIYAAN, MAATHE PE BINDIYA; TYOHAAR HAIN YEH DIWALI KI, JWALAATI HO AAJ TUM DIYA !!!

"Haathon mein churiyaan, 

maathe pe BINDIYA; 

tyohaar hain yeh diwali ki, 

jwalaati ho aaj tum DIYA. 

Ish Diwali mein, har ek diya, har 

ek Bharatiya Sainik ke liye JWALEGI; 

Bharat aab China aur Pakistan kaa 

aatankbaad aur bardasht naa KAREGI. 

Corona virus bhi gayi nahi hain 

aab tak poori tarah SE; 

ek doosre re se banaaye rakhiye dooriyan, 

abhi bhi saavdhaan rahena chaiye WAISE. 

Puja aur aaradhana mein 

nahi raheni chahiye koi bhi kami, 

kyon ki shakti ka devi hain Maa KALI; 

yehi asha hain dil mein sab ki, 

ke sab andhera karegi dur ish 

2020 saal ki DIWALI."- Arindam Sain

JAB YEH DIL HO JAAYE BACCHA; TABHI TOH LAAGE YEH DUNIYA, KITNA ACCHA !!!

"Jab yeh dil ho jaaye BACCHA; 

tabhi toh laage yeh duniya, kitna ACCHA. 

Dil sharaarti hain, par 

hain bilkul SACCHA; 

abhi bhi mann karein, kaash hum hote 'Phantom', 

'Mandrake', 'Tintin' ya 'Chowdhury CHACHA'. 

Ish 2020 saal mein, bacche logon ko 

huyi toh hain thodi bahut KATHINAAI; 

Corona virus ne toh jabardasti har ek 

bacche ke muh mein ek mask joh PEHNAAI. 

School toh bandh thi, teacher logon ka 

daanth nahi khaana pada, phir bhi 

bacche log teh MAAYUSH; 

kyon ki school ke maahol 

mein, bacche rahete bhi 

hain bahut KHUSH. 

Pehle pehle lockdown mein, jab school 

mein ho gayi chutti, tab bacche log khushi 

ke maare ghar ke andar, bahut kiye MAJAA; 

phir jab lockdown ke baad, aur bhi 

lockdown hota raha, tab yeh bacche log 

ehsaas kiya, ki yeh bhi hain ek ajeeb SAJAA. 

Dukh ki baat yeh hain ki, abhi 

bhi kahi na kahi cheenh 

liye jaate hain bacche 

logon ka BACHPAN; 

Bharat Sarkar ki lagataar koshish jaari hain, 

ki har bacche school jaaye, bacchon se 

koi kaam naa karbaaiye, baash itni si 

dikhayie BARAPPAN."- Arindam Sain

AAJ 'BHOOTH CHATURDASHI' R RAAT E, AAMRA GAAIBO GAAN, KORBO NACHANACHI, NAATOK O HOBE, ETA EE CHIRACHORITO PRATHA !!!

"CARETAKER: 'Oho ! Apnaara esey gachen, 

ami toh mashai besh chintaa e pore 

gechilaam, path e bujhi hoye galo DERI; 

ei sandhya bela e, oi jungle er raasta 

diye gaari chaaliye elen apnaara, 

apnaader khub ee saahosh achey MAAIRI. 

Ei holo bikhyaato 

'Baansberia BAGAANBAARI'; 

apnaader jonnyo khabaar er byabostha korchi, 

apnaara haath mukh dhuye nin TARATARI. 

Ei jaah, ei Baansberia elaaka e, 

choley je galo BIDYUT; 

ami harkin lanthan niye aaschi, o bolte 

bhuley gechi, amaar naam PRADYUT.'

BABOOL: 'Mobile er torch gulo jwaala, 

charidike je ghutghute ANDHOKAAR; 

ei Babloo ee bolechilo je ei Baansberia 

jungle taa naaki CHAMATKAAR. 

Amaader gaari cholte cholte, 

du dubaar hotath kore galo THEME; 

jekhane thaamlo, duto ee chilo shoshaan er 

kaache, aar se jaayega gulo ki THAMTHAME.'

BABLOO: 'Daara, oi dyakh shona jaaye, 

ke jano gaayiche khaali golaaye GAAN; 

bolaa jaayena, hoyto sattyi ee bhoot ee ache 

ekhaane, hoyto niyeyi nilo amader PRAAN. 

BHOOTH: 'Mora bhooth, 

bhooth, bhooth, BHOOTH; 

bhoy peyona, bhoy peyona, 

noi go mora yam er DUTH.'

BABLAA: 'Orrey baba re ! eta 

toh bhooth er AWAAZ; 

paaliye chal gaari taa chaaliye, 

ekhaane theke aar neyi KAAJ. 

Ram, Ram, Ram, RAM; 

e amraa kothay ghurtey ELAAM.'

BHOOTH: 'Mora notun yug er 

adhunik bhooth, taai koro naa 

aar beshi Ram NAAM; 

ekhan otey kono kaaj hobena, 

pratham pratham, maajhemoddhe 

hoyto ektu adhtu bhoy PETAAM'.

CARETAKER: 'Ei je mashai, 

niye elaam duto 

harkin LANTHAN; 

ekta torch o dilaam, aar ekta 

kacchap maarka dhoop, raat e 

masha gulo khub kore JWALATAN.'

BALA: 'Ei Baganbaari teh, 

kota bhooth aache SUNI; 

aagey thekeyi bole raakhi je amaar 

tantrik guru r naam, 'Manikchand MUNI'. 

Kaajeyi bhooth gulo ke kibhabe korte hoye 

jabdo, taar kaayeda ami besh bhalo ee JAANI; 

bhagya bhalo je, ekhano ami 

mantra pora shuru KORINI.'

CARETAKER: 'Ora mojaa ee paaye, 

jakhan keyu aase ei baganbaari teh GHURTEY; 

tobe oder ke raagaben naa, tahole kintu 

aar paarben naa Kolkata e FIRTEY. 

Aaj abaar 'Bhooth CHATURDASHI'; 

taai oder aaj furti taao ektu BESHI. 

Ami raat er khabaar taa ektu 

por e diyeyi kintu chole 

jaabo onyo ek JAGAT E; 

kheye deye chupchaap ghumiye 

porben, ami thik sakaal e chole 

aasbo apnaader ke JAGAATEY.'

BALA: 'Tumi o toh byata 

bhooth, ami amaar mantrabal er 

dwaara, besh korchi UPOLOBDHI; 

beshi bhoy dekhaate eso na, 

jodi o aami maatro chaar teh 

bhooth ke khatam korechi aaj OBDI.'

CARETAKER: 'Aha ! regey jacchen 

kano, ebaar shaanto hoye JAAN; 

daarun daarun khabar aanchi, 

aar bolun aapni ki CHAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Aajkeyi naa hoye jaaye 

amader akaalmrityu, ei Bala r JONNYO; 

amader ke merey felley, keyu ter ee 

paabena, charidike je gobheer ARANYA.'

BABOOL: 'Oi je abaar bhooth er 

golaa e, gaan shona JAAYE; 

ebaar bodhoy bhooth gulo 

chotechey BEJAAYE.'

BHOOTH: 'Peyo naa go bhoy, 

koro naa go raag, shono 

shono mon diye, boli ekta KATHA; 

aaj 'Bhooth Chaturdashi' r raat e, aamra 

gaaibo gaan, korbo nachanachi, naatok 

o hobe, eta ee chirachorito PRATHA.'

BABLAA: 'Amaar mon e hoy, kore neowaa 

ee bhalo, bhooth e der saathe BANDHUTWA; 

tobe jodi kono sujog ekta thaake je, por er 

din surjya uthle, amader thaakbe ASTITWO'.

BALA: 'Shono he Pradyut, aaj toh 

saara raat dhore cholbe tomaader 

naach, naatok aar gaan er UTSAV; 

ei baganbaari r dalaan e bosbo amraa chaarjon, 

upobhog korbo tomader sanskritik anusthaan 

aar mobile camera e bandi kore raakhbo SAB.'

CARETAKER: 'Nischoi, nischoi, eto 

amader soubhagya mashai, 

sabaai toh bhoy palaaye, kono 

darshak ee toh paowaa JAAYENA; 

aar mobile camera e ekta o bhooth er kono 

chobi baa video aasbena, taah se jato ee 

mobile phone e lekha thakuk naa 

kano, 'Made in CHINA''."- Arindam Sain

TO CONQUER 'PoK', THE INDIAN ARMED FORCES WILL BE GIVEN FULL FREE HAND TO BECOME VIOLENT !!!

"CIA: 'If Pakistan administration 

is thinking that USA will be 

supporting Pakistan, then they 

are in a fool's PARADISE; 

as Pakistan is becoming the best 

allied force of China, so, if Joe Biden 

becomes too soft towards Pakistan, 

then USA may have to lose the game of DICE.'

RAW: 'As Donald Trump had a 

good relationship with India, 

so, about 'PoK', the Indian 

Government has been quite SILENT; 

but, if Joe Biden gets too much inclined 

towards Pakistan, then to conquer 'PoK', 

the Indian Armed Forces will be given full 

free hand to become VIOLENT.'"- Arindam Sain

VOTERS OF BIHAR VOTED FOR 'DEVELOPMENT CONTINUITY' !!! '

"Voters of Bihar voted 

for development CONTINUITY; 

by ignoring the 'Jungle Raj' politics and the 

discrimination based on caste and COMMUNITY. 

By selecting a 'Khichdi Sarkar', 

the people of Maharashtra 

are suffering EVERYDAY; 

this is also one of the reasons why 

the 'Nitish Kumar' and 'NDA' is still 

so popular in Bihar still TODAY.  

Voters of 'New India' cast their valuable 

votes only for stability and DEVELOPMENT; 

not for all those dramas of dynasty politics 

and anti-nationalistic media ENTERTAINMENT. 

The Indian Government must thank all the 

voters of Bihar, because, once again, the 

'Bihar Polling' has been PEACEFUL; 

but, its neighboring state, Bangabhoomi is still 

creating records of political murders and violent 

polling incidents which is too SHAMEFUL. 

Bihar must implement a good 

administrative strategy, so that 

the poor Bihari people don't need 

to go to Mumbai for EMPLOYMENT; 

new recruitment, job creation and skill 

development programs in Bihar to be 

increased by bringing in some state level 

constitutional AMENDMENT."- Arindam Sain

OUI MAA; EKDUM TURU BOMAA !!!

"RASHID: 'Oui MAA; 

ekdum turu BOMAA. 

Urrey gachey oi 

ghar er CHHAAD; 

ghar er bhetor er sab 

jinishpatro hoye gache BORBAAD.'

RUKSANA: 'Tor abbajaan, Rafikul Miyaan oi 

ghar taa jaake bhaara e diyechilo, se toh 

aasoley ekta Bangladeshi AATANKBAADI; 

Rafikul Miyaan asoley boka naa gyaanpaapi, 

seta amaar jaana naai, kintu ekhan bhabchi, 

kano je oke korechilaam SHAADI. 

Se Bangladeshi aatankbaadi toh 

besh kaayeda kore paaliyeche 

Bangladesh e, periye KAANTATAAR; 

aar edikey 'NIA' r lokjon onek gopon tathya 

ebong promaan peyeche bole, koreche tor 

abbajaan ke GRAFTAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

THE GAME OF CHESS WILL BE OVER BEFORE THEY GET ANY CLUE ABOUT OUR EXCELLENT ESPIONAGE !!!

"HERMIT: 'No, not by any VIOLENCE; 

just create an invisible FENCE. 

Politics can be easliy 

defeated only by POLITICS; 

and it is the best strategy 

as per past STATISTICS. 

Enemies of enemies always 

want to win after a DEFEAT; 

revenge is always sweet and 

they consider it as a fantastic FEAT.'

KING: 'We will only target 

the strength of our enemies, 

not their WEAKNESS; 

finding out information about all 

their hidden files and scandals 

will be our real tough BUSINESS. 

For them, any 'Trojan 

Horse' can become 

a surprise PACKAGE; 

the game of chess will be over 

before they get any clue about 

our excellent ESPIONAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

JOE BIDEN SUCCEEDED IN GETTING THE MAJORITY OF VOTES FROM THE 'BLACKS' !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'For many supporters 

of Donald Trump, his defeat has been 

one of the major SETBACKS; 

one cannot ignore the fact, that 

Joe Biden succeeded in getting the 

majority of votes from the 'BLACKS'. 

But, Joe Biden is somewhat 

more inclined towards Pakistan 

as per secret intelligence SOURCES; 

both Pakistan and China were on backfoot 

as Donald Trump made India as one 

of their best friendly allied FORCES.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'Joe Biden raised 

the VISA problem of the Indians 

and capitalized on IT; 

the killing of a black person 

by a white cop also raised an 

issue of racism a little BIT. 

Donald Trump went for more 

employment for the Americans 

and domestic job CREATION; 

that is where, Joe Biden intentionally installed 

Kamala Harris to easily get more support from 

the Indians living in USA NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

EBAAR 2021 E, EI BANGABHOOMI TEH, GERUA SHIBIR EE GORBE NOTUN SARKAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Era korena kono KAAJ; 

tobu o neyi kono LAAJ. 

Sudhu dhaanda e thaake, je 

kibhaabe neowaa jaabe 'CUT MONEY'; 

ora bodhoy bhabche, je sab sadharan 

maanush er chokh ei poreche CHAANI.'

BABOOL: 'Sattyi ee eder 

ke aar neyi DARKAR; 

ebaar 2021 e, ei Bangabhoomi teh, 

gerua shibir ee gorbe notun SARKAR. 

Apnaara o eto bhalomaanushi 

dekhaaben naa, ebaar dhorun 

moshaai, nijeder aasol rudra MURTI; 

eder ke kichu bolaa hoyna boley, era 

sadharan maanush der ke luteyputey 

khacche, khub korche FURTI.' 

BABLAA: 'Nirbachan jodi hoy saamorik vaahini 

diye, thikthaak ebong surakkhito KAAYEDAYE; 

taholey eta nischit je, 2021 saal e, 

ei shashak dal er hoye jaabe BIDAAYE. 

Regey je ache praaye 

sabaai, sudhu onek kasto 

kore, royeche CHUPCHAAP; 

oi panchayat nirbachan er atyachaar 

bholeni taara, jodi sujog paaye, tobe 

oi jaatiyo phool ei diye debe CHHAAP.'

BALA: 'Era sankhyalaghu 

vote gulo ke, mon e 

kore nijeder SAMPATTI; 

aar thik oikhaaneyi sankhyalaghu 

der notun prajanma r sadharan 

maanush er royeche onek APOTTI. 

Jaara dhaap e dhaap e, 

uthechey siri diye, choreni 

kono byaktigato helicopter baa BIMAAN; 

taara jacche choley gerua shibir e, kaaron era 

daayeni taader kathin parishram o abodaan ke, 

kono swikriti baa SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

MI LIFTED THE IPL 2020 TROPHY AT DUBAI ON 10.11.2020 BY BEATING DC BY 5 WICKETS !!!

"There was a mild tremor at the DC TENT; 

as Stoinis got hunted by the terrific TRENT. 

Shikhar threw his wicket to bring in 

more damages by playing a shot 

which looked CHILDISH; 

Shreyas and Rishabh kept 

their cool, stayed at the wicket 

and did extremely well to REFURBISH. 

Shreyas remained unbeaten at 65 by 

batting freely without feeling any STRESS; 

DC scored 156 as Rishabh with a 

speedy 56 looked so FEARLESS. 

The start of the chase on 10.11.2020 

at 'Dubai International Cricket 

Stadium' by MI looked GOOD; 

as on this IPL 2020 final match, 

Rohit was leading from the front 

by batting in an aggressive MOOD. 

Lalit of DC took an outstanding catch, Nortje 

and Rabada bounced back, but Rohit's knock 

of 68 runs and Ishan's 33 helped MI to 

beat DC by 5 wickets to lift the 

IPL trophy of 2020 in DUBAI; 

thanks to UAE government 

for conducting the IPL 2020 

so efficiently even in this 

pandemic situation, as all the 

IPL teams bid GOODBYE."- Arindam Sain

TRAILBLAZERS LIFTED THE WOMEN'S T20 CHALLENGE TROPHY OF 2020 BY BEATING SUPERNOVA BY 16 RUNS ON 09.11.2020 !!!

"In the final match of 

Women's T20 Challenge of 2020;

Deandra Dottin of 

Trailblazers scored just 20. 

Trailblazers at one time were 101/2, when 

Smriti Mandhana was leading from the 

front but got out at her score of 68; 

Radha Yadav of Supernova just stunned the 

other batsmen with her outstanding bowling 

figure of 16/5 to stop the scoreboard at 118/8. 

The target of 119 runs for 

Supernova seemed to be LOW; 

but, the bowlers of Trailblazers ensured 

that the start of Supernova remains SLOW. 

Nattakan Chantam of 

Trailblazers impressed everyone 

with her outstanding FIELDING; 

Deepti Sharma didn't allow the 

Supernova top order batsmen to 

go for any big partnership BUILDING. 

On 09.11.2020, Harmanpreet Kaur 

and Shashikala Siriwardane 

tried their level best to 

give up a great FIGHT; 

but, Trailblazers lifted the trophy by 

winning the final match by 16 runs as 

Salma Khatun took 3 wickets by 

also keeping them so TIGHT."- Arindam Sain

SRH FAILED TO REACH THE FINAL OF IPL 2020 AS THEY LOST BY 17 RUNS TO DC IN THE 2ND QUALIFIER MATCH ON 08.11.2020 !!!

"On 08.11.2020, Stoinis surprised WARNER; 

by scoring 38 runs in the role of an OPENER. 

Shikhar alone scored 78 runs 

speedily without any FEAR; 

Hetmyer joined in to score 42 runs quickly 

by driving the vehicle of DC in top GEAR. 

Natarajan's yorker length ball tightened 

the winning target for SRH at 190; 

Rabada didn't give any chance 

to Warner to become MIGHTY. 

With the ball also, Stoinis 

showed his wicket taking TALENT; 

Williamson dominated on the DC bowlers and 

scored 67 runs with a good TEMPERAMENT. 

When Rashid and Samad started 

the aggressive counterattack and 

looked quite FEROCIOUS; 

it was Rabada who took 3 wickets 

in a single over and proved again, 

why he is so DANGEROUS. 

In the 2nd Qualifier, 

DC won by 17 runs as 

they restricted SRH at 172; 

though, DC raced to the final, 

it has been an excellent performance 

in IPL 2020 by SRH TOO."- Arindam Sain

SRH WON THE FIRST ELIMINATOR MATCH ON 06.11.2020 AGAINST RCB BY 6 WICKETS !!!

"Virat and Devdutt came back quickly in 

the pavilion, though, they are in 

RCB's batting top ORDER; 

due to some excellent 

bowling deliveries by 

SRH's HOLDER. 

It is the first eliminator 

match of IPL 2020 on 06.11.2020, 

so, no one was in a mood to leave an INCH; 

the pitch was a sporting one, though, not 

a batting paradise and before becoming 

Nadeem's victim, 32 runs got scored by FINCH. 

Holder improved his bowling spell 

to 25/3 and 56 runs got scored by 

de Villiers, the 'Mr. 360 DEGREE'; 

RCB could only manage to score 131 runs, and 

Natarajan of SRH has become expert of yorker 

deliveries, really, almost everyone must AGREE. 

What Holder did for SRH, 

almost in a similar fashion, 

for RCB, Siraj did the same THING; 

Wriddhiman was not playing today, 

though Warner scored 17, but, 

Goswami scored NOTHING. 

Wickets were falling at the other end 

and then, Williamson scored 50 runs 

after taking a huge RESPONSIBILITY; 

SRH won by 6 wickets, as 

even Holder also has a 

good batting ABILITY."- Arindam Sain