CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

TANTRIK TARAK: 'Though you are 
a Mangalik, but still your Kundli 
is good and STRONG;
someone tried to do black magic 
on you, but, that person died as 
the mantra may have gone WRONG.'

TILAK: 'It hardly matters to me, 
I never had any intention to harm 
anyone by Black MAGIC;
but, if someone dies by trying 
to do it on me, it is really 
bad luck and TRAGIC.
But, now, I want to 
learn black magic, 
not to kill but DESTROY; 
teach me how I can utilise 
several negative energies 
to implement any PLOY.'

TANTRIK TARAK: 'You already 
know it, as you are making me 
say, what you want me to SAY;
something dangerous is going in 
your mind, tell me what dangerous 
game you are planning to PLAY.'

TILAK: 'I want to continue the 
process of their financial LOSS;
to make them surrender in front of me 
for money to regard me as their BOSS.'"- Arindam Sain 

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY !!!

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"SENIOR CITIZEN: 'I and your 
grandfather are almost 
the same age, you FOOL;
you are attempting to kill me, and 
using abusive slang languages to 
a senior citizen by losing your COOL.'

PROSTITUTE: 'See, Daadu, 
whatever maybe, I have lots of 
illegal powers in this LOCALITY;
I can even murder you, no one can save you 
as you are alone, I have so much money 
that I can bribe any top cop of this CITY.'

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LADY COP: 'Under Section 351 and 
Section 352, you have been booked 
as guilty of doing a serious OFFENSE; 
you can be fined or put behind the 
bars or both, hope you have got a 
good lawyer in your DEFENCE.'

PROSTITUTE: 'Many times, I have been 
jailed as I got caught several times in red 
light areas or illegal sex racket hotel RAID;
in the case of last year, a male cop 
arrested me, I filed a false case against 
him that he requested me to get LAID.'

LADY COP: 'Yes, we cops are not 
fools, we have gone through all 
your past records, that's why, in this 
case, they have sent a lady cop NOW;
the day you planned to make an attack 
on that senior citizen with another male 
partner, you forgot that there is a CCTV, 
which captures, 'What', 'When' and 'HOW'.'"- Arindam Sain 

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"UTTARAN: 'No, for our standalone 
building, we will not open any 
Society Savings ACCOUNT;
try to understand, I keep the entire 
society funds and my family runs 
by siphoning some AMOUNT.'

YOGI: 'What a corrupted person 
you are, in the ledger, where is 
the maintenance amount of 
3 months that I have PAID;
you have created a gang with Abhik 
and Sameer, your flat neighbours 
and siphoning society fund, in the flats 
of you all three, we will do a RAID.'

HIMANTA: 'Ok, to bring in 
transparency, opening a society account 
of our standalone building is a MUST;
by seeing corruption in our society fund 
management, we will surely protest, we 
cannot compromise or ADJUST.'

DEVENDRA: 'The Government to 
make it a rule that opening of a 
society account in a Bank is mandatory 
for any standalone BUILDING;
otherwise, all the flat owners of that 
standalone buildings will have to 
pay 500 times more municipality tax 
which can be a painful THING.'

SUBHENDU: 'Every year, the society 
account will be audited by an auditor 
and on the government website, you 
have to upload the audit CERTIFICATE;
also the government makes it mandatory 
that each and every standalone building 
with more than 4 flats, you have to 
deploy a security guard at the GATE.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA !!!

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, 

BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA

Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

BABLOO: "Ebar theke barir baire khele, 

khabo shudhu litti ar aloo CHOKHA;

antato ei sob khabar khele,

khabo na khub ekta DNHOKA."

BABOOL: "Khao ghoroa RANNA;

baire khabar aar NAA.

Barite mangsho 

ranna kara kintu 

sob theke SOJA;

ar ranna jodi khub suswaadu 

hoye jay, tahole toh nijeke 

mon e hobe 'Rnadhuni RAJA'."

BABLA: "Sakaal er jolkhabar e pauruti

khawa kintu motei bhalo NOY;

chupi chupi lokjon dekhe asuk kibhave

ar ki diye pauruti toiri HOY.

Ami to sokal er jolkhabar e,

khai fyan bhat ba paanta bhat, 

songe thake dim ba aloo BHAAJA;

ar majhemodhye begoon ke puriye,

shorshe r tel, peyaaj aar lonka diye

maakhiye khete kintu darun MAJAA."

BALA: "Tobe boro boro restora gulotei

to dekhchi beshi pachaa khaabar, 

ebong tel moshla gulo o BHYAJAAL;

ei sob restora gulo r license

hok baatil, sob pachaa khaabar dik

fele dustbin e, ogulo sob JANJAAL." - Arindam Sain