THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"UTTARAN: 'No, for our standalone 
building, we will not open any 
Society Savings ACCOUNT;
try to understand, I keep the entire 
society funds and my family runs 
by siphoning some AMOUNT.'

YOGI: 'What a corrupted person 
you are, in the ledger, where is 
the maintenance amount of 
3 months that I have PAID;
you have created a gang with Abhik 
and Sameer, your flat neighbours 
and siphoning society fund, in the flats 
of you all three, we will do a RAID.'

HIMANTA: 'Ok, to bring in 
transparency, opening a society account 
of our standalone building is a MUST;
by seeing corruption in our society fund 
management, we will surely protest, we 
cannot compromise or ADJUST.'

DEVENDRA: 'The Government to 
make it a rule that opening of a 
society account in a Bank is mandatory 
for any standalone BUILDING;
otherwise, all the flat owners of that 
standalone buildings will have to 
pay 500 times more municipality tax 
which can be a painful THING.'

SUBHENDU: 'Every year, the society 
account will be audited by an auditor 
and on the government website, you 
have to upload the audit CERTIFICATE;
also the government makes it mandatory 
that each and every standalone building 
with more than 4 flats, you have to 
deploy a security guard at the GATE.'"- Arindam Sain