RCBW WON BY 2 RUNS AGAINST UPW ON 24.02.2024 IN THE TATA WPL 2024 !!!

"Sophie Devine had to depart, as 
Grace Harris made an early STRIKE; 
Sabbhineni Meghana scored 53, though 
her style of batting you may not LIKE.
Richa Ghosh roared like a tigress with 
her knock of 62 at the RCBW's DEN;
and RCBW managed to put up a 
competitive score of 157.
Though for a team like UPW, it 
was not a difficult TASK; 
but they were struggling at 49/3 as 
Sobhana Asha made it a tough ASK.
Shweta Sherawat got out 
as Smriti Mandhana responded 
quickly to take a good CATCH; 
which allowed Sobhana Asha 
to pounce again, and it was 
the turning point of the MATCH.
On 24.02.2024, Sobhana Asha ended 
up with her bowling figure of 5/22;
RCBW defended the thrilling 
match against UPW just by 2."- Arindam Sain

CHUPCHAP KORE NIK GRAFTAAR; NOILE KETE JAABE SAB TAAR !!!

"Oi duskriti r annyay, atyachaar 

aar durniti r sab kaagaz, 

adalat e poreche JAMAA;
taao bolche, korte paarbena 

taake graftaar, ulte abaar mantri 

gulo chaaiche KHAMAA.
Sab ee naaki, taader kshetre 'BAHIRAGATO';
aar saak diye maach dhaakbe KATO.
'Maa, Maati, Maanush', ei 
sab ee koreche LOOT;
ei atyachaarito o laanchito maanush 
der kintu oikya hocche aaro ATOOT.
Police ke jedin dhore ei sadharan 
maanush gulo korbe TAARHA; 
oi shashak dal er lokjon o 
hoye jaabe GRAAMCHHARA.
Chupchap kore nik GRAFTAAR;
noile kete jaabe sab TAAR.
Jamon buno ol, tamon 
ee kintu bagha TNETOOL;
seshmesh hoyto dekha jaabe, je bagaan 
e aar futche naa seyi PHOOL."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 1-0 AGAINST GOA IN ISL 2024 ON 14.02.2024 !!!

"In the initial period of the 1st half, 
FC Goa dominated fully with 
Carlos and BRANDON; 
but, Mohun Bagan coach, 
Habas had a different plan 
and the tactical game was ON. 
Petratos was smart enough to make 
the ball moving by playing at the DEEP;
a swinging shot by Petratos 
got saved by ARSHDEEP.
In the second half, Noah 
completely changed his GEAR;
but, Vishal saved all the direct
shots without any FEAR.
Arshdeep came out to clear the BALL; 
but, Petratos is so smart after ALL.
Petratos saw the opportunity and 
chipped the ball towards the TARGET;
what a control of that long shot indeed, 
and it is 1-0 as the ball touches the NET.
Manvir could have made it 2-0, by 
taking a shot of his CLASS; 
but, missed the golden chance 
as he opted to PASS.
On the day of Saraswati Puja, 
in the ISL 2024, FC Goa 
team is no more UNBEATEN;
as on 14.02.2024, Mohun 
Bagan won it by 1-0 and that 
too in FC Goa's DEN."- Arindam Sain

AMADER OKHANE JAARA SARKAR CHALAYE, TAARA EKDUM BEKAAR !!!

"Byabsa chalaaye 'BEGUM JAAN';
1000 taaka e bikoye naari r SAMMAN.
Kothay lukiyeche SHAHJAHAN;
jaane oi NURJAHAN.
Pratham e galo SHILPO;
tarpor shuru holo dhop er GALPO.
Pass fail neyi school e, baro 
hoye korbe tomra BHIKKA;
kheyecho sudhu mid day 
meal, paaoni je kono SHIKKA.
Seyi Park Street theke 
shuru 'Naari NIRJAATAN';
aar sahyo kora jaayena, 
ebaare hok ei sarkar er PATAN.
Emon ekti jaati bote, bojhena 
kono rajnoitik CHAAL;
magaj dholai korbaar jonno ee toh 20 
taaka r pouch e dicche cholai MAAL.
Ekdom dakshin Kolkata kendrik 
sarkar, tai dakshin Kolkata r 
lokjon er kache sab ee BHALO;
kintu gram er lokeder katha 
keyu bhabena, emon ki uttarbanga 
te o pouchoyni unnayan er AALO.
Kaader ke jano era bole 'Buddhijeevi', 
ogulo aasole samaaj er 
ek jaatiyo APODHAARTHO;
sudhu jaa hok kore kaaj aar paisa kamano 
r dhaanda, anaatel maarka lecture debe, 
kintu bojhe sudhu nijeder SWAARTHO.
Aar ekjon toh ghar er kheye, bon er 
mosh taarate jaaye, othocho samlaate 
paarena nijer ghar er AAGOON;
jaatiyo sthar e, oi 'Indi' r pindi chotke 
gache, khaal paare bose khaak barang 
panta bhaat aar pora BEGOON.
Kolkata High Court ache bolei ekhano 
tobu o shanti teh bneche thakte 
paarche sadharan MAANUSH;
noile Police aar Prashasan toh 
pratiyogita kore nijeder moddhe, je 
ke kaar theke nite paarbe beshi GHUSH.
Sudhu atyachaar aar 

durniti chhara, aar 

kono kaaj ee toh korena 

ei apadharto SARKAR; 
ekta rajmistri parjyonto Hyderabad, 

Chennai baa Kerala e giye bole, 

'amader okhane jaara sarkar chalaye, 

taara ekdum BEKAAR'."- Arindam Sain

SHASHAK DAL JE DUSKRITI AAR DHARSHAK DER PAASE ESE DAARAYE, ETE KINTU AARO BAARCHE SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI R BIPAD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangaali jaati 
r aatmasamman e 
legeche CHUNKAALI; 
jekhane baari r bou der ke, jor kore, 
neta der dehosangini kora hoy, seyi 
jaayega r naam SANDESHKHAALI.'

BABOOL: 'Ebaar Sandeshkhaali 
te o hocche, aage jaantaam 
sudhu Kalighat aar SOVABAZAAR;
ebaar bujhlam, je hotath 
tarighori 500 taaka taa kano 
hoye galo ek HAZAAR.'

BABLA: ''Abar Proloy' cinema teh kintu 
dekhano hoyechilo, je bhenge poreche 
Sundarban er samaaj BYABOSTHA;
Police kono naalish nayena, ulte duskriti
der ee sahajya kore, taai Sandeshkhaali 
r mahila der, ei korun ABOSTHA.'

BALA: 'Sudhu Sandeshkhaali kano, 

Paschimbanga r onnyanno jaayega 
e ki meye raa adou NIRAPAD; 
shashak dal je duskriti aar dharshak der 

paase ese daaraye, ete kintu aaro baarche 

samagra Bangaali jaati r BIPAD.'"- Arindam Sain

THE TRANSPORT DEPARTMENT OF WEST BENGAL IS JUST BOGUS !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'Out of all the metropolitan 

cities, in terms of the transport 

system, Kolkata is still a VILLAGE; 

still you will find all those outdated 
buses or old fashioned buses in 
Kolkata even in this modern AGE. 
Be it East or 
be it WEST; 
'BEST' buses in Mumbai 
are still the BEST'.

CHENNAIYAN: 'In Chennai, the state 
government has given a student PASS; 
even the bus fare is kept low to 
provide relief to the middle CLASS.
The number of MTC buses are 
quite low in Chennai, but, from time 
to time, buses are always AVAILABLE;
just like KSRTC of Karnataka and 
KSRTC of Kerala, the TNSTC is 
also becoming PROFITABLE.'

DELHITE: 'No one can beat DTC in 
terms of bus services and there are 
also free travel in buses for WOMEN; 
the daily travel pass is popular, even 'Moovit' 
app is becoming popular to track the DTC 
night service buses every now and THEN.'

KOLKATAN: 'In comparison to other metro 
cities, the transport department of West 
Bengal Government is just BOGUS;
even with so much space outside the 
Sealdah Station, these ministers have 
failed to create a Sealdah Bus TERMINUS.
They are destroying the heritage of 
the Calcutta Tram Company and 
there is no student pass at ALL;
at least, under Left Front rule, there were 
so many government buses and transport 
cost was much cheaper in West BENGAL.
Forget about night service buses, 
just after 9.30 PM, you may not get 
a bus to reach your DESTINATION;
despite such poor service, the transport 

department increases the bus fare 
without any HESITATION.'"- Arindam Sain

IN PSU BANKS, THE BANK OFFICERS ARE FEELING AS IF THEY ARE IN A HELL !!!

"HERMIT: 'In PSU Banks, the 
Bank Officers are feeling 
as if they are in a HELL; 
nowadays they are being 
pressurized by saying, 'these much 
insurance products you must SELL'.
If 1000 employees of a PSU Bank 
are retiring in a year from a PSU 
Bank, they are recruiting just 400;
due to too much job pressure and 
multiple jobs, everyday all the officers 
feel demotivated before going to BED.'

KING: 'Even the suicide cases of the 
officers are increasing day by DAY; 
so, I am asking you, the finance minister, 
is it a healthy scenario, what do you SAY ?' 

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Not 
at all, your HIGHNESS;
by doing cruelty on employees, 
one must not do any BUSINESS.'

HERMIT: 'So, to bring a work 
and life balance, you must 
execute your MASTERPLAN;
otherwise, in that same post of 
the finance minister, we will look 
for some other capable MAN.'

KING: 'If any PSU Bank is not filling up 
at least 80 percent of vacant job posts 
within a year, just put restrictions 
on that PSU Bank with a huge FINE;
after the Lok Sabha Election 2024, if you 
want to stay as a Finance Minister, then 
just complete the merger process, only 

4 PSU Banks will be there down the LINE.'"- Arindam Sain