SUDHU JAA HOK KORE MASHAARI TAANGALEI HOBENA, BHALO KORE GNUJTE HOBE BICHANA R CHAARIPASHE !!!

"Sudhu jaa hok kore mashaari taangalei 
hobena, bhalo kore gnujte hobe 
bichana r CHAARIPASHE;
mashaari r bhetor e, 
masha gulo tuk kore dhuke 
pore, jano muchki muchki HAASE.
Sakaal e ektu holud mishiyei 
barong doodh taa KHAAO; 
garam bhaath e, besh tripti korei 

barong 'Neem-Begoon' taa MAKHAAO. 

Hok na ektu beshi daami, 
tobu seta kintu 'AAPEL';
aasol samay, ei phal kintu 
thik dekhiye debe KHEL.
Jwar hoyeche, gnaat e, 
gnaat e BYATHA;
ekta 'Paracetamol' tablet khelei 
holo, e aar emon ki baro KATHA.
Rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 
khete icche korche BODHOY; 
ektu beshi kore pnepe diye oi 
maangsho taa ranna korle bhalo HOY.
Bikel bela e, besh ektu beet noon 
diye khaowa jaak dnaasa PEYAARA; 
Baari r aashepashe joma jwal soraate, 

pourasabha r kormi raa DISHEHAARA.
Beshi kore paan karo daab er JWAL;
aar beshi kore khaao rash jaatiyo PHAL."- Arindam Sain

THODI MOHABBAT KA MIJAAJ AUR MAAHOL BAANE, TOH HO JAAYE ZINDAGI SHAANDAAR !!!

"Bechara Rajkumar bhi kya karein, 
usko toh hain ek susheel, sundari 
Rajkumari ki ZAROORAT;
Gulaab mein hain nahi
khushboo, kaante hee sahi, lekin 
phir bhi hain kitni KHUBSOORAT.
Pata nahi tum ho KAHAAN; 
dhundu tumhein yahaan WAHAAN.
Ekbaar mil jaaye kahi, toh 
kar de pyar ka IZHAAR;
aashiq banne ke liye, 
yeh dil hain BEKARAAR. 
Naa jaane kahaan kahaan 
le jaati hain yeh ZINDAGI;
kabhi pheesalta hoon, kabhi sambhalta 
hoon, par ho hee jaate hain DILLAGI.
Pata nahi Rajkumari kab 
kish modh pe MILEGI; 
aur Rajkumar ki yeh 
dil ko chura LEGI. 
Zindagi ek jung hain, par 
hain bade MAZEDAAR;
thodi mohabbat ka mizaaj aur maahol 
baane, toh ho jaaye zindagi SHAANDAAR."- Arindam Sain
 

KATOBAAR TUMI BOLECHILE SEEMA; JE KORIYE NITEY EKTI JEEVAN BEEMA !!!

"MAANAB: 'Hey Yamraj, daya kore 

martya teh ekbaar paathiye din 

amaake, ei chithi taa sudhu diye 

aasbo amar ardhangini r KACHE; 

ki aar bolbo dukkher katha, 

ekhano amaar aatma 
pacchena je shaanti, onek 
kichu je ekhano bolaar ACHE.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Mama baari r 
abdaar pele NAAKI;
tumi aar firte paarbena martya teh, 
tomaar shorir e praan aar nei BAAKI.

YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, tumi 
dekhchi baro ee BICHITRA; 
Yamdut ke diye paathiye ee daao prithibi 

te, ei premik maanav er PREMPATRA.' 

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MALA: 'Seema Di, kaparh gulo 
melte giye dekhi, ei chithi ta 
pore chilo chaadh er KONEY; 
chithi ta khule paro dekhini 
bhalo kore, hotath oikhaanei baa 
chithi ta porechilo ki KAARONEY.'

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"Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA; 
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.
Bike taa r jeevan beema chilo 
kora, Police er BHOY; 
paache jodi jakhan takhan 500 
taaka jorimana ditey HOY. 
Parikkha ee sudhu diye 
gelaam, chaakri aar HOYENA; 
tobu oi je kabiguru r katha, 'britha 
asha morite morite o MORENA.'
Sedin raasta e khub ee bheerh 
chilo, kataar e kataar e bekaar 
parikhaarthi, dite gechilum, 'TET'; 
baari ferbaar samay durghatana 
ta ghotlo, hoyto benche jetaam, 
jodi portaam HELMET.
Tomar jonyo kichu 
ee rekhe jete 
paarlam na AAMI; 
hoyto tumi o mon e mon e 
bhabcho, 'kano je kono jeevan 
beema koreni aamaar SWAMI.
Katobaar tumi bolechile SEEMA;
je koriye nitey ekti jeevan BEEMA.""- Arindam Sain

NON WORKING WOMEN ARE JUST MISUSING THE LOOPHOLES OF THE 'HINDU' MARRIAGE ACT' WHICH REQUIRES SOME AMENDMENT !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Had you been of some 
other community, your life would 
have been full of happiness and 
so much ENTERTAINMENT;
non working women are just 
misusing the loopholes of 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act' which 
requires some AMENDMENT.
Just like 'Honey Trap', by 
filing a fake domestic violence 
case, the non working women 
are doing money making BUSINESS; 
in the High Courts also, the learned 
Judges must be proactive to clear out 
these cases, because keeping these 
cases as 'pending', are MEANINGLESS.'

MALCOLM: 'If the arrest warrant is 

issued, don't apply for a BAIL; 
for 48 hours, try to 
remain inside the JAIL.
As per Corporate HR policies, you 

will automatically get suspended from 

your job, so, you will become JOBLESS;
in the High Court, you will say, 'I cannot 
pay any money to her as I am 
unemployed now, your HIGHNESS'.
Try to get a job in a 
foreign firm or MNC with 
a job posting in 
any foreign NATION;
the HR policies of MNCs are more 
liberal, flexible and standardized, 
even if any employee suffers 
from any legal DEFAMATION.'

MANJEET: 'Many government 
servants are resigning from 
their jobs and joining POLITICS; 
and they are really doing well 
for the country, with their talent 
and experience, as per STATISTICS.
We worked as your spies and 
found out that your wife is 
having a boyfriend with whom 
she enjoys every WEEKEND;
but, I really don't understand, why under 
the 'Hindu Marriage Act', such divorce 
cases become the source of income for 
lawyers, as if the TV serial has no 'THE END'.'

MAANIK: 'If the bride is involved 
in adultery and it is not 
regarded as a CRIME; 
then if the groom files a divorce 
on this ground, then why is it 
regarded as a CRIME ?'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA IN SRI LANKA BY 10 WICKETS TO LIFT THE ASIA CUP 2023 ON 17.09.2023 !!!

"On the day of Viswakarma Puja, and 

PM Narendra Modi's birthday, Sri Lanka 

decided to bat after winning the TOSS;

but, in the Asia Cup final match 

on 17.09.2023 at Colombo, 

India emerged as the Big BOSS.

It was a perfect start 

by Jasprit BUMRAH;

by dismissing the Sri Lankan 

opener, Kusal PERERA.

One over was enough, and 

the destruction was MASSIVE;

four fielders in the slip position means

the Indian captain was also AGGRESSIVE.

Mohammed Siraj became the 

'Maruti' today by taking 6 wickets 

alone to destroy Sri LANKA;

those were some beautiful deliveries 

especially those two deliveries to 

'clean bowled' Mendis and SHANAKA.

The Asia Cup tournament 

was not of T-20 but of F-50;

but Sri Lanka got bundled out 

at 15.2 overs with a score of 50.

Later on, Hardik Pandya took 

3 wickets to wrap up the SHOW;

India won the final match by 10 wickets 

as Kishan and Gill were in full FLOW.

Congratulations to the 

Indian cricket team for 

lifting their 8th Asia CUP;

but, don't get carried away, the 

big challenge is coming, your 

mission is to lift the World CUP."- Arindam Sain

OI ELAAKA EE HOBE 'BERHAMPORE NEW TOWN' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oi Berhampore Bypass er 
udbhodon niye chollo kato NAATOK; 
abaar dilo bandho kore, jehetu beshi 
lorry ba truck kora jacche naa AATOK.'

BABOOL: 'Ei traffic jam er 
jonno, Berhampore er lokjon 
ekhan hocche NAAJEHAAL; 
ekhano Girja more e, bhalo 
ee jwal jome jaaye, nikaashi 
byabostha o BEHAAL.'

BABLA: 'Thik jeikhaan diye 
shuru hocche Berhampore 
Bypass er RAASTA;
aar kichu bachor pore, oi elaaka ee 
hobe 'Berhampore New Town', jekhane 
jinishpatro r daam hoyto hobe SHASTA.'

BALA: 'Por e bhabisyat e, jaa hobe 
hobe, ete o rajneeti kiser, khule 
dik Berhampore BYPASS; 
oi bypass chaalu hole, okhane o byabsa 
ebong karmosansthan baarbe, jehetu 
lokjon korte shuru korbe BASOBAAS.'"- Arindam Sain

BANKING SERVICE IS SO FAST AND THEIR BEHAVIOUR IS SO COOL !!!

"Excellent IT Infrastructure, 
sufficient manpower and 
good customer SERVICE; 
are the keys to success in the 
banking industry, no matter, in 
whichever place, is your OFFICE.
Today, customers want everything
to be done quickly and FAST;
no one likes to stand in long queues now, 
that has become the story of the PAST.
As a customer, when he often hears 
from a bank staff, that the 'link is DOWN';
then the customer surely searches for 
some other bank in that village or TOWN.
The bank with a good IT infrastructure
is surely going to IMPRESS; 
and will ultimately motivate the 
customer to do more BUSINESS.
Insufficient manpower in a branch of 
any Bank is surely going to result in 
several work status as 'PENDING'; 
but, where there is sufficient manpower, the 

works are getting done quickly, hence, the 

popularity of those banks are TRENDING.

'Good Customer Service' is becoming 

very important in this competitive MARKET; 
and it can only do the magic to reach 
your quarterly business TARGET. 
Always remember that in any 
business, the 'Word of mouth' 
is the best marketing TOOL; 
the best feedback from your customer 
should be, 'Banking service is so fast and 
their behaviour is so COOL.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA HAS CREATED A NEW HISTORY BY THRASHING PAKISTAN BY 228 RUNS ON 11.09.2023 !!!

"'Rohit and Shubman', 
Wow ! What a COMBO; 
to attack the Pakistani 
bowlers at COLOMBO.
While bowling, there should 
be no margin of ERROR; 
as for Pakistan, both the Indian  
openers are the cause of TERROR. 
Then came Virat Kohli, 
to rule like a KING;
KL Rahul played with so much comfort 
that scoring a ton is a very easy THING.
KL Rahul remained not out at 111 
and Virat remained unbeaten at 122; 
On the reserve day, India scored 
a massive total of 356/2.
Jasprit Bumrah always makes 
a comeback with a BANG;
Hardik Pandya knows how to lead 
as a leader of the bowling GANG.
After taking the wicket of Fakhar 
Zaman, there is no doubt that Kuldeep 
Yadav got such a MOTIVATION;
that he destroyed the Pakistani 
middle order, as his bowling figure  
of 25/5 has created a SENSATION.
On 11.09.2023, India bowled out 
Pakistan at their score of 128; 
India completely thrashed Pakistan 
as the victory margin of runs is 228."- Arindam Sain

IMMEDIATELY DO YOUR AADHAAR BIOMETRIC LOCK !!!

"Immediately do your 
AADHAAR Biometric LOCK; 
otherwise, anytime you may 
experience a financial SHOCK.
Avoid AEPS withdrawal
from any shop at any COST
withdraw money from any Bank or 
ATM, your money will not be LOST.
Your fingerprint can 
also be REPLICATED;
so, lock it up, before it 
becomes COMPLICATED. 
Download the 'MyAadhaar' app, 
enter your AADHAR NUMBER; 
to login, enter the OTP, received at
your registered mobile NUMBER. 
Just lock your biometric, always use 
masked Aadhaar Card, don't be SILLY; 
just 2 minutes before AEPS withdrawal, 

unlock your biometric TEMPORARILY."- Arindam Sain

'ONE EARTH', 'ONE FAMILY', 'ONE FUTURE' AND THE FUTURE IS REALLY BRIGHT !!!

"'One Earth', One Family', 'One 
Future' and the future is really BRIGHT; 
gone are the days of darkness and 
we are travelling towards the LIGHT. 
When China started 
spreading the Corona Virus, 
we entered into a TUNNEL;
the vaccine made in 'Bharat' nation 
was the engine of a train to take 
us out of that tunnel as WELL.
After that phase, the 'Bharat' 
nation never looked back, rather 
increased its MOMENTUM;
it is now marching steadily towards 
prosperity and to celebrate it, they 
are beating up the 'Victory DRUM'.
Powerful Kings always transform 
their Kingdom into a powerful 
Kingdom, no matter, how much 
difficulty they have to FACE;
what fun is there to win any deadly war, 
if there are no strong enemy kingdoms, 
the sword should be sharp and strategy 
should be shrewd to win the RACE.
To become the 'Kings of the Kings', 
you need to stretch your hands 
towards other Kings with a kingly 

gesture of pure FRIENDSHIP; 
the 'Charisma', 'Calmness', 'Caring' and 

'Cheerfulness' in a leader's character 

are the pillars to pave the way for his 
Kingdom to attain global LEADERSHIP."- Arindam Sain

IT ALL STARTED WITH KING YAYATI, THE FATHER OF YADU, TURVASU, DRUHYU, ANUDRUHYU AND PURU !!!

"It all started with King Yayati, 
the father of Yadu, Turvasu, 
Druhyu, Anudruhyu and PURU; 
after many generations of Puru 
dynasty, King Kuru started another 
dynasty, which was known as 'KURU'.
All the sons of King Yayati 
formed their own tribe, like King 
Yadu formed Yaduvanshi DYNASTY;
Druhyu's descendant was Shakuni of 
Gandhara dynasty, whose sweet 
revenge was so cunning and NASTY. 
The Dravidians are the 
descendants of King Turvasu, 
be it Pandya, Chola, Andhra, 
Karnata and KERALA; 
Anudruhyu's descendants were 
Mleccha dynasty of Balochistan 
as well as of Kamrup and 
Bhoja dynasty of MALWA.
King Yayati ruled over 'Jambudweep' 
where the region 'Bharat' was 
in between the ocean and 
the snowy MOUNTAIN; 
there was a battle between 'Bharat' 
tribe and other tribes like 'Yadu', 'Puru', 
etc. as they knew that conquering the 
region of 5 rivers will be a huge GAIN.
Greek people could not pronounce the 
letter 'S', hence, 'Sindhu' became 'HINDU';
the Chinese people omitted the letter 
'H' and pronounced it as 'INDU'.
British people renamed the 
Sindhu river as Indus RIVER;
thanks to the Persians, that the tradition
of traditional names was not OVER.
Persians started to call the region as 
'Hind' and named it as 'Hind-o-Sthaan', 
which later got MODIFIED;
So, the family tree of King Yayati formed 
a Kingdom where there was unity, 
though, the cultures got DIVERSIFIED. 
As the King Bharat, the great 
son of King Dushyant and 
Shakuntala united all the tribes,
so, the entire Kingdom got 
renamed after his NAME;
King Kaushika of Kanaujj failed to 
win the 'Kamdhenu,' by fighting 
against Vashisth and Sudas, so, later 
on, the Rajarishi became Brahmarishi 
Vishwamitra to earn more FAME. "- Arindam  Sain

MOHUN BAGAN LIFTED THE DURAND CUP OF 2023 BY DEFEATING EAST BENGAL BY 1-0 !!!

"On 12th August 2023, in the 
Durand Cup 2023 group stage, 
after the shock of a DEFEAT, 
The Mohun Bagan team 
came back like super giants 
to achieve an outstanding FEAT. 
Vishal Kaith, the goalkeeper 
of Mohun Bagan surely 
deserves the 'Golden 
Glove' of the TOURNAMENT;
Anwar Ali is becoming a great 
defender and more grooming 
is required from the Indian 
football team MANAGEMENT. 
For that wrong kick, Anirudh Thapa, 

the talented midfielder of the 

Indian football team was 

given a PUNISHMENT;

'down to 10 men', no problem 

boss, Juan Ferrando has already 

brought in Manvir Singh to 

create more EXCITEMENT.

At the 71st minute, the Greek 

gene, Australian striker, Dimitri 

Petratos single-handedly made 
it 1-0 with a left footed SHOT; 
and he ran towards the Mohun Bagan 
fans to celebrate it, that's the 
Mariner's spirit, no matter whether 
there is a barricade or NOT. 
Mohun Bagan lifted the Durand Cup 
title for 17th time on 03.09.2023 
by defeating EAST BENGAL; 
it was not only a derby 
final match, but, also, a match 
of sweet revenge after ALL."- Arindam Sain

EMNI EMNI KI AAR CHEYE ROYI TOMAAR CHABI R PAANE !!!

"Emni emni ki aar cheye 
royi tomaar chabi r PAANE,
janina ei khabor ta 
gache kina tomaar KAANE;
mor hridaye korecho churi ei 
bhora bharsha r SHRAABONE, 
taai bhabchi, asonno falgun e, tomakei 
korbo baran, tumi ee hobe mor KONE.
Maa maara jabaar por, ghar 
e jano lakkhichara dasha, baari 
te teen bhai aar dui bon er 
sab samay baba r sampatti 
niyeyi chole JHAGRAJHAATI, 
jehetu ami baari r konisto putra, taai 
baba amay beshi bhalobashe aar bole, 
'biye r por tui o jano sampatti r maya 
korisni, kaaron maati ee taaka abaar 
mrityu r por, ei taaka ee MAATI.' 
Nikuchi koreche tor sangsar er, 
ATM card, cheque boi, mobile aar bag 
niye beriyei porlaam, 'Har Har Mahadev' 
bole, bhebechilam hobo SANNYASI,
kintu bhagaban er o ki aparup leela 
balo dekhini, oi Duranto Express train 
ei kina dekhiye diley bhelki, noile 
toh choleyi jetaam sudur KAASI;
tomar dike takanor por, hriday jano 
bole uthlo, ke tumi, hey ELOKESHI,
mor hriday gyalo gole, kaaran tomar 
soundarjyer baahaar chilo baddo BESHI.
Train er compartment e bose, 
besh ektu gaaye poreyi 
korlaam tomar sathe ALAAP,
holo boiki besh onekkhon 
dhore hasyakoutuk e
bhora BAARTALAAP; 
Samay je kakhan kete gyalo, 
tumi neme gele, jeyi elo PATNA,
aami o neme gelam, 
kore ekta BAHAANA; 
phone kore bole dilam 
ek bondhu ke, 'aaschi ami 
tor baari, kore rakhish RANNA',
sab ee bujhte paarchile tumi, taai 
dile muchki hese, nijer mobile number 
ta diye bolle, 'amar naam ANANYA'.
Hazaribagh er St. Columba's 
college er hostel e, amar 
roommate chilo BIBHAS, 
hotath na bolei Jasidih theke Patna 
e taar baari aaschi, Bibhas thik 
peyeche onyo kichu r ABHAAS. 
Bibhas taar didi ke o sab boleche, or 
baari jetei, Binita didi bolei felle, 
'seshmesh kaar prem e porli BHAI;
nijer baba r dokaan taai saamla barong, 
sannyasi aar hote hobena, khub jaldi 
tor biye teh boubhaat khete CHAAI.'
Phone e na hoy holo ektu katha 
katakati, taa bole ki hoy 
jaabe tomar sathe AARI; 
thik kaayeda kore tomaar 
thikana ta peyechi, Digha r 
Yadav Colony teh tomar BAARI.
Asha kori ei chithi ta tumi 
thik samay mato ee PEYECHO;
ebong eta porbaar por, eta chhire 
feloni, barang guchiyei REKHECHO.
Jasidih teh toh Maths er tuition ee 
korie kato taaka ee naa KAAMIYECHI; 
jehetu Mathematics 
niye MSc KORECHI. 
sudhumatro tomaar jonne, 
Patna r 'CIMAGE Group' e korchi 
chakri osthaayi shikkak HISEBE;
kaal toh robibaar, oi '17 Degrees' 
restaurant e dekha karo, jaa siddhanto 
nebe, niyo barong ektu BHEBE."- Arindam Sain

KONO DAL ER NOI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI; KONO DAL E NEI GO AAMI, AAMI SUDHUI AAMI !!!

"Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomar party amaar party, 
esob kichui BUJHINA,
satyi katha boli sudhui, taai 
rajneeti korte PAARINA. 
Tomra BHRASTACHARI,
tomra ee ATYACHAARI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI.

Tomader tore lajja 
e mukh dhekeche naa 
jaani kato NAARI,
khete khaowa sadharan 
maanush aami, taai pratibaad 
korite naahi PAARI.
Rajneeti noy, aamra 
sudhui sukh shanti CHAAI,
taai ebaar vote deowar aage, 
bhalobhabe korbo je JAACHAAI.

Kono dal er noi go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI;
kono dal e nei go AAMI,
aami sudhui AAMI."- Arindam Sain

TIME HAS COME TO PASS THE BILL, 'ONE NATION, ONE ELECTION' !!!

"Time has come to pass the bill 
of 'One Nation, One ELECTION'; 
the idea to reduce the expenses 
is indeed a feasible SELECTION.
Once every 5 years, one has to cast 
his or her vote both for Lok Sabha 
and Rajya Sabha TOGETHER;
the opposition parties may yell at both 
the houses because they are selfish, 
just ignore them, no need to BOTHER.
If both the elections are conducted 
together, 2 EVM machines will be there 
in each and every polling STATION; 
as the elections will be conducted after 
every 5 years, so, there will be higher 
percentage of voters' PARTICIPATION.
In each and every polling 
booth, the soldiers of the 
Indian Army will be AVAILABLE;
hence, there is hardly any scope for 
political violence, everywhere, the 
situation will remain STABLE."- Arindam Sain