EVEN AT THE AGE OF 64 YEARS, YOU WILL BE 'SWEET SIXTEEN' !!!

"A glorious and historic date 
of Mohun Bagan football club is 29; 
in every leap year, a special date 
of February is also 29; 
in the game of playing cards, a worldwide 
popular game is known as the 'Game of 29'. 
If your date of birth 
is on 29th FEBRUARY; 
then you really 
don't need to WORRY; 
as hypothetically, even at the 
age of 64 years, you 
will be only 'Sweet SIXTEEN'; 
after every four years, you celebrate your 
birthday, and what an entertaining 
celebration it has always BEEN. 
It has to be a leap year, 
if in that year, we 
wish you 'Happy BIRTHDAY'; 
and with you we really enjoy fully, 
the extra day of the leap year, 
known as 'Leap DAY.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN FOOTBALL CLUB IS FAMOUS WORLDWIDE; AND THIS NO. 1 NATIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB OF INDIA IS INDEED INDIA'S NATIONAL PRIDE !!!

"As a football lover, it is always 
a very good AFTERNOON; 
when you see inside any football 
stadium, the flags of Green-MAROON. 
Have you not heard 
their '1911 Shield 
Victory' SONG; 
the history of 
this National Football 
Club of India is very LONG; 
passion towards football is there in each 
and every Ghoti's blood and gene, 
no matter, even if you call them as 'BONG'. 
This is the football team 
which can dare anytime 
to dream BIG; 
this is the football team, 
which, in any year, can win 
Federation Cup and I-LEAGUE. 
Mohun Bagan 
football Club is 
famous WORLDWIDE; 
and this No. 1 National football club 
of India is indeed the 
India's National PRIDE."- Arindam Sain

INDIAN BANK AND ALLAHABAD BANK WILL MERGE TOGETHER TO BECOME THE 7TH LARGEST PSU BANK OF INDIA NATION !!!

"With effect from 1st April 2020, 
many PSU Banks will start the 
process of AMALGAMATION; 
Indian Bank and Allahabad Bank will 
merge together to become the 
7th largest PSU Bank of India NATION. 
More than 50% of the total branches of 
Allahabad Bank in total are in West Bengal, 
Bihar and Uttar PRADESH; 
more than 50% branches of 
Indian Bank in total are in Kerala, 
Tamil Nadu and Andhra PRADESH. 
In Corporate Loans 
and other credits, 
Allahabad Bank has a 
good market CONCENTRATION; 
so many numbers of Bank Correspondents 
and so many rural branches of Allahabad 
Bank will help the Indian Bank to do 
rapid market PENETRATION. 
Merging of nearby 
branches is a NECESSITY; 
staffs per branch to be increased to 
maintain a good asset QUALITY. 
The number of ATM centres are 
more in Indian Bank and the location 
of almost all its branches are 
having a financial FEASIBILITY; 
in comparison to Indian Bank, the Allahabad 
Bank is having more branches in remote 
rural areas, more or less based on just 
cheaper premises rent AVAILABILITY. 
In terms of IT infrastructure, 
the Indian Bank is much 
developed and ORGANIZED; 
there is no 'Readykit' for savings or current 
account in Allahabad Bank, which is still 
one of the reasons to be CRITICIZED. 
Keeping soft copies 
of CASA and loan documents 
is really a good INITIATIVE; 
but, unless 'CAPC' and 'DAMC' is simplified, 
the motivating factors of all employees will 
always remain NEGATIVE."- Arindam Sain

BOTH USA AND CHINA NEED INDIA TO BOOST THEIR OWN ECONOMY !!!

"Both USA and China 
need India too boost 
their own ECONOMY; 
as India is becoming a key player 
in global markets to break all 
types of existing AUTONOMY. 
After a tussle with Iran, the 
United States of America wants 
India to have a feasible 
Nuclear deal AHEAD; 
the good relationship of India with 
Russia, Israel, France, Japan and Iran; 
allows India to compete globally with 
any powerful nation, head to HEAD. 
Unlike Russia, France, Iran, 
Japan and Israel, the USA is 
confused in its own DIPLOMACY; 
because, India and China both trade 
with each other well, while maintaining 
Asia's business SUPREMACY. 
India is the only Asian nation which 
has a large number of people 
with a sound knowledge of 
Computer Engineering as 
well as English LANGUAGE; 
and to run the business cycle of USA, 
the American Government has no other 
option than to recruit talented Indians in 
their US Companies to get extra 
momentum and MILEAGE. 
With India, the Muslim nations 
like UAE, Saudi Arabia, 
Iran and Afghanistan 
have always maintained 
good RELATIONSHIP; 
so, whenever both USA and China will 
start supporting Pakistan, there is no other 
way for India than to look at other nations 
like Brazil, South Africa and Australia 
to make new FRIENDSHIP."- Arindam Sain

WISE MEN ONCE TOLD; INDIA WILL ALWAYS REMAIN AS A LAND OF GOLD !!!

"Wise men 
once TOLD; 
India will always remain 
as a land of GOLD; 
but, not in 
one particular AREA; 
even if you find one such place, 
don't be in so much EUPHORIA. 
The gold mines are scattered all 
around this country since ancient DAYS; 
so, research works are to be done 
through proper geogological SURVEYS. 
At present, 
in Uttar Pradesh, 
a gold mine has been SPOTTED; 
but, the overall monetary valuation of this 
gold reserves is around 3 crores only, 
this point to be NOTED."- Arindam Sain

SMART CITIES MUST HAVE GOOD TRANSPORT SYSTEM, AND IT SHOULD BE THE TOP PRIORITY !!!

"Smart cities must have 
good transport system, 
and it should be the top PRIORITY; 
then and then only, the tourism sector 
of India will get a boost due to its 
good service QUALITY. 
Delhi has developed a lot not only 
in terms of Metro RAILWAYS; 
but, also connecting several business 
areas with different WAYS. 
All metro stations are having e-rickshaws 
for different routes at a cheaper FARE; 
so many buses have been introduced to 
get buses frequently to go to ANYWHERE. 
When tourists find that the transport 
system of any city is so good, they feel 
confident to visit the city again and AGAIN; 
when tourists visit a city frequently, all 
the key players associated with the tourism 
sector are sure to GAIN."- Arindam Sain

NEYI SEYI 'SAHEB' ER 'ANURAG ER CHOYA', KINTU SMRITI TEH ROYE GACHEY SEYI 'DADA R KEERTI' !!!

"Neyi seyi 'Saheb' er 'Anurag er Choya', kintu 
smriti teh roye gachey seyi 'Dada r KEERTI'; 
ekjon shilpi r ektu holeyo maanhaani 
ghotey boiki, jakhan se kore RAJNEETI. 
'Saheb' chalacchitra teh taar abhinay 
praaye sabaar ee laage BHALO; 
'Gurudakkhina' r seyi shishya r je 
hotath ki bhimrati DHARLO. 
Rajneeti teh esechey boley, 
nijeke korte hobe 
eto taa ee PARIBARTAN; 
taai komlo seyi janopriyota, sore gelo 
janagan taar theke, aboseshe 
abosaadgrastho holo taar MANN. 
Jaader jonnyo korlo etokichu, 
taara ee raakhlo durey SARIYE; 
rajneeti teh ese abaar ekbaar 
ekti taara gelo HAARIYE."- Arindam Sain

BACHAR ER POR BACHAR KHAALI DEKHEYI JACCHI, KATO EE NAA GAAFILATI; AAR TAAR PORINAAM HISEBE, DURGHATANA E MAARA JACCHE KATO BANGAALI, HOCCHE KATO KHHATI !!!

"Khooni seyi 
Poolcar CHAALAK; 
akaal e maara gelo 
Srirampur er ek BAALAK. 
Rishabh je aar 
neyi amader MAAJHE; 
jaader jaaye, ekmaatro 
taara ee BOJHE. 
Private school gulo r, 
shikkha deowaar 
naam e, byabsaa 
koraataai mul LAKKHYA; 
kothay kon poolcar, ke chalacchey, 
baa adou poolcar maalik er baidho 
gaari r kaagaz ache kina, sedikey kano 
nazor daayena kono school KATRIPAKKHA. 
Poolcar e aar kono 
chaatro ba chaatri ke 
pathano r darkar NEYI; 
apnaar baari theke praaye 1 theke 
4 kilometre er moddhye je private school 
achey, taader ke bhorti korun SEKHANEYI. 
Apni nijeyi samay kore taake 
school e cherey diye aaste PAARBEN; 
taarpor apni apnaar karmasthal er 
dikey rayona DEBEN. 
Abaar thik chuti r samay, aadh ghanta 
samay baar kore, taake school theke 
baari niye choley AASBEN; 
baccha raa o khushi hoy, 
jakhan taar kono 
baari r lok taake 
school thekey nitey AASEY; 
office e dujon miley dourodouri kore ki 
laabh, paisa ee toh aar sab noy, khudey 
parua ra kintu baba maa r 
sanniddhya ee beshi BHALOBAASEY. 
Poolcar sambandhe 
katogulo niyam kanoon 
koraa ee achey 
aagey THEKEY; 
othocho ei sarkar, poolcar sambandhe 
ekdum nirbikaar, kaaj e eto faaki 
maarle ki aar janogan seyi 
sarkar ke khamota e RAAKHE. 
Bachar er por bachar 
khaali dekheyi jacchi, 
kato ee naa GAAFILATI; 
aar taar porinaam hisebe, durghatana e 
maara jacchey kato bangaali, 
hocchey kato KHHATI."- Arindam Sain

UNI PRABHU, MORA BHRITTYA; NAAM UNAAR 'BHOLE BABA', KOREN 'NATARAJ NRITYA' !!!

"Uni Prabhu, 
mora BHRITTYA; 
naam unaar 'Bhole Baba', 
koren 'Nataraj NRITYA'. 
Katojon e kore 
kato ee na BRATO; 
mahila raa chaaye, 
bor jano hoy unaar ee MATO. 
Sab andhokaar 
jaak GHUCHEY; 
Parvati je abaar 
praan PEYECHEY. 
Pujito hoy 
seyi biswabyapi 
bikhhyato 'SHIVALINGAM'; 
tobeyi toh subho ebong sukh er 
hoye othey ei prithibi r 
naanadharan er jeevan SANGAM. 
Dhaala hoy kato ee naa 
khaati goru r DUGDHA; 
taar proti aasol bhakti dekhaale, 
hoye jaan uni MUGDHA. 
Jakhan dekhben je 
khaali paaye hetey jaache 
mile er por mile, onek JAATRI; 
takhan ee jaanben je era 'Har Har 
Mahadev' er bhakto, ebong udjaapon korte 
jacchey 'MAHASHIVRAATRI.'"- Arindam Sain

HOUSING LOAN ACCOUNT CANNOT BE SANCTIONED WITHOUT THE RESPECTIVE 'CERSAI' REGISTRATION !!!

"Housing loan account cannot 
be sanctioned without the 
respective 'CERSAI' REGISTRATION; 
and without producing 
the 'Conversion Certificate' 
regarding the land MUTATION. 
Housing loan amount 
will be disbursed 
steps by steps, but, to the 
materials supplier who has the 
documents of latest GST RETURN; 
the materials supplier 
as well as the 
guarantor must have 
savings accounts with 
proper KYC VERIFICATION; 
2nd phase of Housing Loan can be 
disbursed only after submitting the Block 
Office or Municipality Engineer's 
certificate regarding the completion 
1st phase CONSTRUCTION. "- Arindam Sain

WHEN YOUR MIND LISTENS TO ANY GOOD MUSIC; YOUR HEART AND EAR CAN ALSO FEEL A MARVELLOUS MAGIC !!!

"When your mind listens 
to any good MUSIC; 
your heart and ear can 
feel a marvellous MAGIC. 
When you are so much stressed, 
your body and mind need RELAXATION; 
listening to good music at that point 
of time gives you a different SENSATION. 
The music gives you energy, 
it makes you feel that there is 
a different world of different 
emotions and arena ALTOGETHER; 
where there is peace, harmony, 
synergy, fun and mood swing which 
are happening with all forms 
of musical instruments TOGETHER. 
Without music, 
life is so boring, 
isn't it SO; 
to recharge yourself, 
sometimes you do hear 
your favourite songs ALSO. 
Tunes of Rabindrasangeet and Indian 
classical music has its own traditional 
flavour to make you feel about anything so 
deeply and you realize that some mistakes 
are so romantic, though, it may look so SILLY; 
Western music and some hip hop 
rock music motivates your mind 
to come out of the cage 
and fly like a bird in 
the blue sky, so FREELY. 
Good voice is a 
god's gift, but, even if 
your voice is not 
good, musical instruments 
are always THERE; 
what your voice cannot do, if you can 
do it with musical instruments, 
then it is also a god's gift with 
some practices to entertain anyone 
in the world, ANYWHERE."- Arindam Sain

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN, THERE ARE HIS PARENTS, FAMILY MEMBERS, TEACHERS, SUPPORTING FRIENDS AND PROFESSIONAL MENTORS !!!

"Beautiful women have always been 
used to break any sage's meditation 
as per our Hindu MYTHOLOGY; 
therefore, the concept that 'Behind every 
successful man, there is a woman', is just 
a myth and a wrong PSYCHOLOGY. 
Women have a tendency 
to break strong men's 
powers and CONCENTRATION; 
though, it is also true that women always 
run after those men who emerges 
victorious in any COMPETITION. 
If as a gentleman, 
if you become POWERFUL; 
any beautiful woman will run after 
you, isn't it so WONDERFUL; 
then, why waste time in your academic years 
on girls to hamper your studies like a FOOL. 
Even if you fall in love in your school days 
with any girl, make sure, you are doing 
well in your studies, sports and 
other extra-curricular ACTIVITIES; 
true love happens, but, don't lose heart 
also if that love fails, because life is very 
long with multiple choices and 
so many beautiful VARIETIES. 
Your first goal should be 
to stand on your own FEET; 
then, only, you will feel that success has its 
own mental satisfaction and is so SWEET. 
Behind every successful man, 
there are his parents, family members, 
teachers, supporting friends and 
professional MENTORS; 
once you are climbing up the mountain, 
don't look back, look at the peak, while 
struggling and fighting with all other 
external and internal FACTORS."- Arindam Sain

ALL PSU BANKS MUST HAVE 'OLAS' IN ITS INTRANET PORTAL FROM NOW ON !!!

"All PSU Banks must have Online Loan 
Application System (OLAS) in its 
Intranet Portal from now ON; 
whenever a customer wants to take a loan, 
enter his/her CIF, PAN and AADHAAR No. 
in 'OLAS' and press 'Enquiry' BUTTON. 
It will generate the respective 
'CIBIL' and 'CRIF' report of 
that customer INSTANTLY; 
if those reports are not satisfactory, 
then reject the loan proposal by 
stating the reasons EXACTLY. 
If the reports are good, then proceed 
to the next step by pressing the 'Proceed' 
button to select the 'Type of LOAN'; 
once you select the type of loan, an 
online application form will come which 
you can fill up on your OWN. 
Then click on 'Preview' button 
and verify with the customer 
and his/her KYC documents, 
that all the information 
is CORRECT; 
once the verification and editing process is 
done, press the 'Print' button to take the 
printout of the forms, get the customer's 
sign and two officer's sign to make the 
application process complete and PERFECT. 
Now, put all the signed 
application papers 
in a high speed scanner 
to make soft copies 
of all the PAGES; 
again go to 'OLAS', and you will see that 
an application ID has been created in that 
customer's name, click on the ID and upload 
all the scanned documents by following 
the relevant steps of all STAGES. 
Once the loan account gets opened after 
final approval in 'OLAS', it is time 
for final DISBURSEMENT; 
by these easy procedures, PSU Banks 
can compete with anyone in this 
competitive ENVIRONMENT."- Arindam Sain

HOLD MY HAND, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE WORLD OF FANTASY; IN THAT WORLD, ALL RESOURCES ARE THERE TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT OF ECSTASY !!!

"Hold my hand, let me take 
you to the world of FANTASY; 
in that world, all resources are there 
to create an environment of ECSTASY. 
We will hug each other, 
we will DANCE; 
we will kiss each other, 
we will do erotic ROMANCE. 
How to start this beautiful 
and romantic journey, 
you may be THINKING; 
but, the flying horses of our 'love chariot' 
is ready to fly with their kingdom's 
future Queen and KING. 
Come out of your kingdom, 
though, it is easier said than 
done, as it is too TOUGH; 
but, if you can come out of 
your kingdom somehow, that will be 
more than ENOUGH."- Arindam Sain

KENDRIYA PARIKKHA GULO O DILEY, HOYTO ETODIN E, KONO KENDRIYA SANSHTA E CHAAKRI HOYE JETO !!!

"Primary School e chaakri 
paabe boley, diyecho bujhi 
kaauke onek TAAKA; 
kete gelo kato bachor, chaakri toh 
peleyi naa tumi, othocho graam theke 
udhaao tomaar seyi agent KAKA. 
Aaro kichu bachor aagey, 
dhelechiley taaka 'Sarada' te 
ebong 'Rose Valley' teh BUJHI; 
eto lobh holey jaa hoy aar ki, 
bhai, tomaar theke beshi buddhi dhorey 
je kono bhaatiaali gaan gaaoa MAAJHI. 
'NEFT', 'RTGS' baa 'IMPS' kore o 
daayoni taaka, nagad taaka diyecho, 
othocho naaoni kono RASHID; 
taaka kintu jal ei gachey doobey, aar 
pacchona feroth, jato ee karo 'Dada' baa 'Didi', 
jato ee jaao jekono Mandir, Girja baa MASJID. 
Oi takaa ee kono 
rastrayatto bank e 
raakhle etodin e 
praaye dwigun HOTO; 
rajya sarkaari parikkha gulo sudhu 
naa diye, kendriya parikkha gulo o diley 
hoyto etodin e, kono kendriya sanstha e 
chaakri hoye JETO."- Arindam Sain

VOTERS OF DELHI PROVED AGAIN THAT IN ANY ELECTION; THE WORD, 'DEVELOPMENT' IS THE VICTORIOUS KEYWORD OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Chanting 'Hanuman Chalisha' 
is not a FACTOR; 
though, sometimes, politicians 
do act like any natural ACTOR. 
He took a middle path 
which is indeed a MASTERSTROKE; 
let those students do some timepass in the 
name of protests with biryani and COKE. 
Voters of Delhi proved again 
that in any ELECTION; 
the word, 'Development' has become the 
victorious keyword of India NATION. 
One has to appreciate 
that Delhi is showing 
a path to do rapid 
infrastructural MODERNISATION; 
and that too in a 
feasible manner 
with as much as 
possible low cost OPERATION; 
though, to bring full fledged overall 
development, Delhi Governement must also 
open doors for all centralized schemes 
for its young GENERATION."- Arindam Sain

O MERI 'KASHMIR KI KALI'; AA BHI JAAO AAB, INTEZAAR MEIN HAIN YEH PREM KI GALI !!!

"Kya kahein, kaise kahein, 
kitna pyar karte hain hum TUMHEIN; 
aab kaisi darr, kaisi hichkichahat, aab nahi 
hain 'Article 370', Kashmir ki vaadiyon MEIN. 
O meri 
'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
aa bhi jaao aab, intezaar mein 
hain yeh prem ki GALI. 
Naa jaane kya kya ho jaayegi AJOOBA; 
jab tum baanogi meri MEHBOOBA; 
tumhari ish pyar ki gehrai o mein 
yeh dil hain DOOBA; 
tum hee ho, haan sirf tum 
hee ho meri pyaari DILRUBA. 
Aur naa sataao, 
aa bhi jaao AAB; 
bahut intezaar kiye hain tumhari 
yeh 'Naresh', tumhari dil ka NAWAAB; 
Kashmir ki nahi, aab tum baanogi 
Kanpur ki 'Malika' MEMSAAB; 
har roz main kahunga, 'Namaskaar', 
aur tum kahogi, 'ADAAB'".- Arindam Sain

SPEED UP YOUR LIFE WITH THE TAGLINE, 'RUN, RUN, RUN'; BUT, WHENEVER YOU GET TIME, DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY YOURSELF FULLY BY HAVING SOME FUN !!!

"Your belly is fat now, 
so, run, run, RUN; 
everyday in the playground, be there 
at early morning to see the rising SUN; 
come back home, 
have your breakfast BUN; 
after getting fresh and after a 
short meal, again, run, run, RUN. 
You are in office now, be serious, 
as the office time has BEGUN; 
for completing any office work, 
if you OVERRUN; 
then always remember, that in comparison 
to you, your boss has a better SHOTGUN. 
But, always have a break, 
whenever you feel TIRED; 
as you have to remain healthy first, 
even if from that firm, you get FIRED. 
In this competitive era, 
no one has time 
to read or hear any 
report in DETAILS; 
so, keep your verbal or written 
communication to the point and 
short enough, otherwise, you may 
find that your project FAILS. 
Time is precious, so, 
speed up your life, with 
the tagline, 'Run, run, RUN; 
but, whenever you get time, 
don't forget to enjoy yourself fully 
by having some FUN."- Arindam Sain

RADHIKA MON E HOK NAA JATO EE DUKKHO, BIRAHO, BEDANA BAA KASTO; TAAR HRIDMAJHAARE KINTU CHIROKAAL EE RAJOTTWO KORE TAAR ADOR ER KESTO !!!

"Radhika r mon e hok naa 
jato ee dukkho, biraho, 
bedana baa KASTO; 
taar hridmajhaare kintu 
chirokaal ee rajottwo kore 
taar ador er KESTO. 
Sudhu maakhan 
churi toh NOY; 
ei Gopal jaane aaro kato 
koushal o ABHINOY. 
Kakhan je kon 
naari r hriday 
korey naaye se CHURI; 
tobe Radha keyi se bhalobaase 
beshi, kaaron taar bhalobasha e 
neyi kono CHHALCHAATURI. 
Prem maaneyi toh ektu adhtu 
ananda, ektu haasi, 
ektu biraho, ektu BEDANA; 
ei prem ee toh jogaaye 
ei sangraami jeevan e, 
ek notun ANUPRERONA. 
Onek e onek kichu 
korto PRASHNA; 
kintu Radha r hriday thekey konodin 
ee muchhey jaayeni 'KRISHNA.' 
Ki jano ek adbhut jaadu chilo 
seyi Murali r baanshir SUREY; 
Radhika r mon ekkebaare 
hoye jeto FURFUREY. 
Gopi r chilo 
aaro kato GOPINI; 
tobe Radha ee chilo 
taar priyo SANGINI. 
Emon ee chilo ei dujon er prem, 
je sabai praaye bhuleyi galo, 
ke chilo RUKMINI; 
ektu misti, ektu nontaa, 
ei naa holey ki aar premleela hoy, 
taai toh Govinda bhalobashto 'NONI'. 
Aajkaal kaar cheleymeye gulo, 
'Valentine's Day' r naam e 
koruk naa jato ee FURTI; 
saara biswa teh kintu bhalobaasha r 
pratik hisebe, pujo koraa hoy, 
'Radha-Krishna' r MURTI."- Arindam Sain

SOMEWHERE IT GOES UNDERGROUND, SOMEWHERE IT GOES ELEVATED; AFTER THE START OF EAST-WEST CORRIDOR METRO RAIL SERVICE, THE KOLKATANS WILL FEEL ELATED !!!

"Somewhere it goes 
underground, somewhere 
it goes ELEVATED; 
after the start of East-West 
Corridor Metro Rail service, 
the Kolkatans will feel ELATED. 
The security system and the modern 
facilities of East-West Metro Rail 
is just so FANTASTIC; 
that, as a 
passenger, you 
will feel ECSTATIC. 
Esplanade station 
will become the 
Centralized CONNECTOR; 
when the JOKA-BBD BAG 
Metro Rail will get completed, 
is also a big FACTOR. 
Three Metro Rail lines will link 
Howrah, Sealdah, Saltlake, New 
Garia and Joka with each OTHER; 
due to the use of modern technologies, 
the security as well as technical defects 
should not be an issue FURTHER. 
Esplanade, Howrah and 
Sealdah may also have Metro 
Rail buses as in bus transport system
also, the Kolkata Metro may INVEST; 
take a metro rail ride from Sector-V to 
Saltlake Stadium, which is just the 
1st phase project of Metro Rail 
from East to WEST."- Arindam Sain

DUS SAAL PEHLE HUM DONO HUYE TEH APNE APNE GHAR SE FARAAR; ABHI BHI EK DOOSRE KO PYAR KARNE KE LIYE, HAR DIN, YEH DIL RAHETI HAIN PEHLE JAISI HEE BEKARAAR !!!

"Dus saal pehle hum 
dono huye teh apne 
apne ghar se FARAAR; 
kyon ki shaadi karna chahte teh 
hum dono, aur lagbhag sabhi log 
kar rahein teh INKAAR. 
Sehar mein thi 
ush samay 
curfew JAARI; 
bhaagey dono ek paash wale 
jungle mein aur ek aadivaasi ke 
ghar mein ek raat bhi GUZAARI; 
phir ush jungle ke aadivaasi ke 
ek mandir mein, shaadi kara diya 
hum dono ka, ek asdivaasi PUJAARI. 
Agar maloom hota ki 
pyar karne se 
itni hogi SAMASYA; 
toh naa hee hum chorhtey 
prem ki baan, aur naa hee 
pyar mein ghayal hoti 'TAPASYA'. 
'Kamasutra' ka desh 
zaroor hain yeh, phir bhi yahaan 
pyar karna itna bhi nahi hain AASAAN; 
pinjre ka panchi sochta hee raheta hain, 
ki kab woh udhega azaad panchi ke tarah, 
pukaarta hain usse yeh khula AASMAAN. 
Aaj teen bacchein hain 
hum dono ka, aur lagbhag 
sabhi ne hamaare shaadi 
ko kar liya SWEEKER; 
'Valentine's Day' mein kya 
rakha hain, abhi bhi ek doosre ko pyar 
karne ke liye, yeh do dil raheti hain har din 
pehle jaise hee BEKARAAR."- Arindam Sain

NOY BARDHAMAN, NOY BANKURA, NOY PURULIA; BANGABHOOMI R EI ZILLA R NAAM BIRBHUM, AAR JAAYEGA R NAAM, TARULIA !!!

"Ki je hotath holo mon e, 
onekdin por gelum parikkha e BOSEY; 
pass koreyi je Berhampore zone e 
aaste holo ABOSESHEY. 
Noy Bardhaman, noy 
Bankura, noy PURULIA; 
Bangabhoomi r ei zilla r naam Birbhum, 
aar jaayega r naam, TARULIA. 
Purono server, bhaanga 
cabinet, camera o bekaar, 
othocho ei shaakha e 
royechey kato KAAJ; 
praaye 23000 graahak ke pariseva 
dicchey ekti manager, ekti officer, 
ekti cashier aar ekti sweeper, 
sabmiliye ekti bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Tobe konorakam sahajya korbaar jonnyo 
sabsamay achen tairi Ramprasad, Ibratullah, Sanjay, Babulal, Saju, 
Sonali, Arup, Milan, Nurul aar NIYAZ. 
Aagey jakhan hethay 
chilen SHIVSHANKAR; 
bechhey dekhenni uni, je, kato kilo 
chaal e, chilo katogulo KAANKAR. 
Pariseva diten 
botey PRANABASHISH; 
aar khutinaati samasya r 
samadhan korten DEBASHISH. 
Jakhan shaakha r bhetorh 
grahaak er sankhya jeto berey, 
korto charidikey PILPIL; 
takhan erokom melaa dekhey 
chaa paan korbaar jonnyo 
baaire ghurtey jeten ANIL. 
Kato ee naa holo 
ghana ghana BADLI; 
Kobirul babu elen hethay, jehetu onekdin 
dhoreyi chenen uni, Bolpur er OLIGOLI. 
Gelen Arup, gelen Sourav, 
esechen ARIJIT; 
sab e mili kori kaaj, jato ee 
thakuk naa kano HAAR-JEET. 
Achey teente 
Bank MITRA; 
ei shakha r byabsaa ekhan 
48 koti MAATRO. 
Aachey onekgulo 
Mahila Swanirbhar GOSTHI; 
Loba Panchayat ebong Dubrajpur Block er 
aachey unnayan o pragati r DURADRISHTI. 
Ei shaakha e, 
sabsamay bheerh 
hoy BYAPOK; 
ebong eto wrin er kaagaz o khaata royechey, 
je himshim kheye jaaye sweeper er bhumika e 
thaaka, bechaara DIPAK."- Arindam Sain

SELECT OUT ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH ARE POSITIVE; AS FROM 1ST APRIL 2020, MERGERS OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS WILL BECOME EFFECTIVE !!!

"As with effect from 
1st April 2020, 
mergers of several PSU Banks 
will become EFFECTIVE; 
this is the ideal time 
to get information 
about all the PSU Banks and 
select out only those things, 
which are 'POSITIVE'. 
Based on all positive things, 
in the board meetings, 
on the basis of transparent 
voting system, find out 
all the feasible SOLUTIONS; 
it is not an easy task to reduce the 
number of branches, increasing the 
manpower per branch and to maintain 
the customer service quality by 
merging several ORGANIZATIONS. 
Selling of so many odd branch premises 
will generate revenues which 
can be used for NPA PROVISION; 
number of CGMO and ZO must be reduced 
after doing proper administrative and 
infrastructural policy REVISION. 
Not a single branch of any PSU Bank 
must remain as a Scale-I branch as by 
merger process, the number of 
employees per branch will INCREASE; 
all branches must 
have PTS as well as PCD, 
as the number of branch 
premises DECREASE. 
All PSU Banks must have online system 
of opening savings account in the 
mobile app itself from anywhere 
in India NATION; 
just like 'Paytm Bank' does 
by sending its employee 
at customer's doorstep to do 
the KYC VERIFICATION. 
Except SBI, 
there will be 
only PNB, BOB, BOI 
in the long run 
with a common 
CBS software, FINACLE; 
all savings account to be migrated 
to 16 digit number by taking 1st 4 digits 
of registered mobile number, 2nd 4 digits 
of AADHAAR number and last 8 digits of 
your existing account number 
without any OBSTACLE."- Arindam Sain

JHAANJHALO SORSHEY TEL E POSTO BADA HOCCHILO BHAAJA !!!

"Jhaanjhalo sorshey tel e 
posto bada hocchilo BHAAJA; 
sakaal e khaati khejur gur diye kaancha 
cholaa khelum, satti ee ki MOJAA. 
Ekeyi thanda 
besh bhalo ee, 
taao abaar akaash MEGHLA; 
amader college er hostel er raadhuni, 
Paltu daa bolley, 'Aaj toh khichuri 
khaowaar din re, PAGLA'. 
Amader College er 
chaatro rajneeti r 
nirbachan prokriyaa 
chilo GATOKAAL; 
kichu bahiragato chele raa esey korechey 
bhaangchur, professor der gaaye tulechey 
haath, aaro korechey kato 
kaaj sab BHULBHAAL; 
taai college aaj bandho, 
police dicchey kada paahaara, 
korchey tahaldaari edik aar ODIK; 
amader aar ki, hostel e boseyi korchi 
porashona, oi nongra rajneeti ekhan pooro 
taa ee laage jaghannyo aar BETHIK. 
Amader hostel er 
canteen er deerghodin er 
raadhuni, Paltu daa r kintu ranna r 
haath ekdum KHAASHA; 
cheteyputey khaai aamra hostel er canteen 
er khaabaar, boley bojhaano jaabena, ki 
suswaadu, ranna koraataao kintu ekta 
daarun ekti shilpokala r PESHA. 
Afeem toh naaki khub nesha r jinish, jaa 
kinaa British raa Bharat e chaash 
koraato aar Chin e korto RAPTAANI; 
Germany r tairi kora heroin o toh marattok 
nesha r jinish, jaa khetey arombho korley, 
mrityu abasyombhabi JAANI; 
ekhaane abaar 
paaowaa jaaye ekdum 
khaati posto, aar seyi posto diye 
Paltu da baaniyechey ki suswaadu 
posto bada MAAIRI; 
ekhaankaar khaati sorshe tel er jhaanjh 
o daarun, dupur e khichuri, posto bada, 
pora begun er aloo bhaate aar seddho 
haansh er deem khaowaar por ki aar dupur 
e naa ghumiye thaakte PAARI."- Arindam Sain

SHARAAB NAHI PEETEY HAIN, PHIR BHI HO JAATE HAIN HUM SHARAABI; JISH DIN TUM PEHEN LETI HO WOH VASTRA, JISKA RANG HAIN GULAABI !!!

"Sharaab nahi peetey hain, 
phir bhi ho jaate hain hum SHARAABI; 
jish din tum pehen leti ho woh vastra, 
jiska rang hain GULAABI. 
Pyar toh hum karte hain 
tumhe har ROZ; 
phir bhi tum gussa ho gayi jab chauda 
farbari ko, humne naa diya tumko koi 'ROSE'. 
Ek gulaab ke phool, 
wohi din mein dene se, 
thodaa ee hota hain PYAR; 
ishq ke liye koi ek pal, samay aur din thodaa 
ee hota hain, ishq toh ishq hain, bindaas 
karo kabhi bhi, kahi bhi, mere YAAR. 
Log sawaal abhi bhi 
karta hain, ki Rukmini 
toh asli bibi hain Krishna ka, 
toh phir Radha ko kya MILA; 
jisko pyar chaiye, woh sirf pyar se hee 
khush hain, ek saccha aashique hee 
jaane, kya hoti hain aashiqui, 
kya hoti hain prem ki RAASLEELA. 
Pyar toh, ek dil ke saath 
aur ek dil ka hain 
ek adrishya BANDHAN; 
saccha pyar agar naa mila, toh 
bekaar hain woh sab adalat ke 
kagaz, jaaydaat ya aarthik DHAN. 
Aaj phir se tum 
aayi ho gulaabi 
vastra pehenke 
mere SAAMNE; 
khulaa aasmaan ke neechey hogi 
khullam khulla mohabbat, aagey 
kya hoga anjaam, yeh toh sirf 
Bhagwaan hee JAANE."- Arindam Sain