MI DEFEATED GL IN SUPER OVER IN IPL 10 ON 29TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"Ishan Kishan batted well 
and took an excellent CATCH; 
but, after such a thrilling fight, 
in Super Over, MI won the MATCH. 
On 29th April 2017, the match went down 
to the wire due to some 
good bowling by Thampi and FAULKNER; 
but, McCullum got deceived by slow 
swinging deliveries of Bumrah to help 
MI to become the WINNER. 
GL really gave a 
tough fight till the END; 
hitting the stumps with direct throws even from a long 
distance is becoming GL's excellent fielding TREND."- Arindam Sain 

DD LOST BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST KKR IN IPL 10 ON 28TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 28th April 2017, KKR's Uthappa got a life 
when his individual score was only 9; 
what a direct hit it was by Karun Nair to run out 
Uthappa when his individual score was 59. 
DD managed to put up a score of 160 runs 
as it was a fine 
knock of 60 runs by SAMSON; 
a good partnership between Robin and Gautam 
helped KKR to have a 7 wickets victory against DD 
as both of them each scored half a TON."- Arindam Sain 

KKR DEFEATED RPS BY 7 WICKETS IN IPL 10 ON 26TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"Smith of RPS led from the front and tried hard, 
but RPS scored only 182 runs 
as Smith failed to ACCELERATE; 
KKR failed to get a good start as Sunil got run out, 
but the partnership between Robin and Gautam helped KKR 
to keep up the desired pace with the required RUN RATE. 
The way KKR batsmen batted so sensibly to 
chase down 182 runs, it proved again that while chasing 
any score, KKR batsmen love to DOMINATE. 
On 26th April 2017, Uthappa on 87 and Gambhir on 62; 
threw their WICKET; 
but, still, KKR won the match by 7 wickets as for RPS, 
the comeback was really too LATE."- Arindam Sain 

KKR WON BY 82 RUNS AGAINST RCB IN IPL 10 ON 23RD APRIL 2017 !!!

"Sunil Narine batted well on 23rd April 2017 
to score a rapid 34 runs which helped KKR 
to score 131 runs, though in a shaky batting STYLE; 
Chahal and Negi showed their class with spin bowling 
for RCB, but, RCB batsmen were surprised to experience 
such a terrific fast bowling by COULTER-NILE. 
For KKR, like Coulter-Nile; 
3 wickets each was also 
taken by Woakes and GRANDHOMME; 
Not a single RCB batsman scored at least 10 runs 
and KKR won the match by 82 runs because RCB scored only 
49 runs as all their 11 batsmen were sent back to HOME."- Arindam Sain 

MOHUN BAGAN LOST THE MATCH AGAINST AIZAWL FC ON 22ND APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 22nd April 2017, Duffy of Mohun Bagan 
got such an easy chance to SCORE; 
but, he missed it and Aizawl FC did not 
give them any further easy chance ANYMORE.
'Ole ole, Aizawl FC', the Aizawl FC fans 
kept on shouting so LOUD; 
for poor visibility and rainfall while the match 
was going on, you can blame any hilly CLOUD.
The referee was not too strict and hence the 
game of football was somewhat ROUGH; 
Aizawl FC hardly lost any match on their home ground, 
so for Mohun Bagan, this game was somewhat TOUGH; 
Aizawl FC converted a corner kick into a goal by a header 
from Ralte and to win the match, that 1-0 lead was ENOUGH.
Good to see that football fever 
is gripping well in the 
North-East states of India NATION; 
even so many north-east Indian footballers are 
really playing top quality football 
which will motivate their next GENERATION; 
Won I-League in 2015, 2nd spot in 2016, 
maybe 2nd spot in 2017; so near, yet so far; For Mohun Bagan, 
consistent performances is the only CONSOLATION."- Arindam Sain

GL DEFEATED KKR BY 4 WICKETS IN IPL 10 ON 21ST APRIL 2017 !!!

"KKR looked to score 200 runs easily after such a 
rapid start by Sunil Narine, who scored 42; 
but, KKR managed to score only 187 runs, 
though Uthappa scored 72. 
After a stormy start by Aaron and McCullum for GL, the rainfall 
created some disturbances to break their CONCENTRATION; 
but Suresh Raina led from the front by scoring 84 runs and 
GL won the match against KKR without any TENSION."- Arindam Sain 

LIKE SARADA CASE INVESTIGATION, NARADA CASE INVESTIGATION MUST NOT BECOME JUST AN EYE-WASHING DRAMA !!!

"When the SARADA 
investigation STARTED; 
the investors of SARADA 
chit fund waited and WAITED; 
but except some investors, 
all other investors got injustice and felt LOOTED.
To pass several bills in Rajya Sabha, 
was there any high level DISCUSSION !
Did SARADA investigation suddenly stopped 
due to Judiciary-Politics FUSION?
Wait and relax, DADA;
just after SARADA;
it is all about NARADA.
In NARADA case, it is all 
about a Video RECORDING;
after getting orders from 
Supreme Court, CBI is INVESTIGATING.
For ROSE VALLEY scam case, 
two politicians are kept in CUSTODY; 
Is CBI not taking too much time in their 
investigation process as if they are doing a CASE STUDY !
In NARADA case, 
FIRs have been lodged 
against those POLITICIANS; 
their interrogation rounds should be a detailed one 
with high definition video recordings to keep those videos 
as evidences to avoid any further CONFUSIONS. 
Like SARADA CASE investigation, NARADA case 
investigation must not become just an eye-washing drama 
for honest Indians who are ready to FIGHT; 
otherwise, common people will lose faith in Indian Judiciary System, 
Supreme Court and CBI, which will indirectly give a message that in 
India, doing corruption by taking bribes is also a fundamental RIGHT." - Arindam Sain 

RCB WON BY 21 RUNS AGAINST GL IN IPL 10 ON 18TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"The spectators were feeling 
as if they were in HEAVEN; 
as on 18th April 2017, against GL, along with Kohli, 
RCB's Gayle scored a stormy SEVENTY SEVEN. 
RCB witnessed GL's McCullum MAGIC; 
and KKR fans felt somewhat NOSTALGIC. 
GL lost the match by 21 runs, 
but they fought well to keep the match ON; 
Kishan proved himself that for GL, 
he is also a talented, brave and rising LION."- Arindam Sain 

SUBHO NABABARSHO !!!

"Ei je Kokil, kaalker abaar 
tumi gaan shonaabe TOH ? 
aaj jeh chaitra maash er sesh din, 
sesh hobe ei bachor er BASANTO. 
Proti bachor 
bangabhoomi teh legeyi thaake 
baaro maashe tero PAARBON; 
baangaali r sahityik, kaabyik o sangeetmoy 
jibon e jamon achey anander pochisey baisakh, 
temni achey dukkher baaishe SHRAABON. 
Kato jaayega e kato lok er 
kato rakam er 
samasya royeche AJOSRO; 
jiban er niyam ee toh taai, 
kakhono haar kakhono jeet, 
kakhono bisaad kakhono HARSHO; 
raajneeti r morok e aar sangbadmaadhyam 
er sursuri teh, ek sadharan maanush hoy paaye 
sudhui sahanubhuti baa paaye saahajya SAHASRO; 
tobu sabai miley sab dukkho kasto bhooley giye, 
sakaal e pujo diye, baithaki adda diye, bhalo bangaali 
khabaar kheye paalon kore 'SUBHO NABOBARSHO'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST KXIP IN IPL 10 ON 13TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 13th April 2017, for KXIP, 
the individual score of Hashim Amla, Glenn Maxwell 
and Wriddhiman Shah is TWENTY FIVE. 
Despite having a good start, KXIP scored just 170 runs 
as KKR's Umesh Yadav bowled very well to 
make it difficult for KXIP batsmen to SURVIVE. 
Sunil Narine missed a catch and 
did some sloppy fielding 
near the boundary line to get CRITICIZED; 
but when Sunil Narine scored valuable 37 runs 
in just 18 balls as an opening batsman, 
everyone really got SURPRISED. 
Gautam Gambhir led from the front 
by scoring 72 runs to win the match 
against the team of Mr.GLENN; 
KXIP failed to capitalize on their good start 
and as a result, at the end of the day, 
all their efforts went in VAIN."- Arindam Sain 

MOHUN BAGAN WON THE DERBY MATCH AGAINST EAST BENGAL BY 2-1 ON 9TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"The form of Mohun Bagan Strikers 
was at its PEAK; 
in the derby match on 9th April 2017, Sony Norde 
gave the 1-0 lead with an outstanding FREE KICK. 
The 19 year old, Azharuddin Mullick of Mohun Bagan 
gave 2-0 lead with an intelligent CHIP; 
The East Bengal goalkeeper realized that the 
wounds are now too DEEP. 
In the injury time, East Bengal scored one goal to make it 2-1 
and Mohun Bagan's victory by margin of goals was not too BIG; 
but, this victory against East Bengal will give an advantage to 
Mohun Bagan to compete with Aizawl FC to win the 2017 I-LEAGUE."- Arindam Sain

RCB WON AGAINST DD BY 15 RUNS IN IPL 10 ON 8TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 8th April 2017, RCB scored 157 as 
Kedar Jadhav alone scored Sixty NINE. 
Due to Rishav Pant's fight, 
the DD's chase was going FINE; 
but Pawan Negi clean bowled Rishav Pant 
when DD's score was One Thirty NINE; 
due to some economical bowling by Chahal and Watson, 
the DD batsmen failed to cross the victory LINE."- Arindam Sain 

KXIP DEFEATED RPS IN IPL 10 BY 6 WICKETS ON 8TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 8th April 2017, against KXIP, 
Ajinkya Rahane failed to CAPITALIZE; 
despite getting a life due to an easy catch miss, 
which he did not fail to REALIZE. 
For RPS; Ben Stokes and Manoj Tiwary 
batted very WELL; 
though Ben Stokes became 
the victim of Axar PATEL; 
RPS scored 163 runs only as KXIP bowlers 
were somewhat ECONOMICAL; 
KXIP  won the match by 4 wickets with 1 over to spare 
as the captain who led from the front is Glenn MAXWELL." - Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI TEH HOTATH KANO SHAKTISHAALI HOCCHE BJP !!!

"Samaj sevaa r naam e 
club e jaache kato TAAKA; 
kichu factory hoyeche bandho, 
taai shramik der pet FAAKA.
Bomaa bisforan e urey galo 
khagragarh er ekti baari r CHAAD; 
aar Bangladeshi raa Sonarpur e karlo daakati, 
ke aar sunchey sei byabsaai der AARTONAAD !
Chit fund company teh taaka rekhe, 
onek taaka haaralo sadharon MAANUSH; 
onek tadonto holo, kintu taaka feroth pelo maatro 
kotaa lok, kato taaka ee je jol e galo, DHUSSH !
hey bangabhoomi naari, 
tomaar haath e kano ASTRO; 
Ki Park Street, ki Kamduni; duskriti raa jeh kore 
naari r opor sharirik atyachaar, khule niye naari r BASTRO; 
Police naari der rokkha korbe ki, taara ee table er tolaa e 
lukiye nijeder praan baachaye, taara o je bheeto o SANTRASTO.
Ki daktaar, ki nurse, ki hospital baa nursing home er maalik, 
sabai ekhon ek notun byabsaa niye byasto, 
korbe kobe era aasol samaj SEVA; 
kothao hocche shishu pachaar romromiye, kothao chikitsa r 
gafiloti teh mrityu, taai hospital e hocche bhangchur, 
sab miliye behaal swasthya PARISEVA.
School e ki school shikshak, ki pradhan shikshak, 
eder sabai kei praaye sujog peleyi 
chaatro raa kore ASOMMAN; 
pass fail diyeche tuley, mid-day meal er hirik aar proti maash e 
savings account e kichu taaka ditey ditey 
tolaani teh ese thekeche shikka r MAAN. 
Eto bhalo porashona korle, 
master degree korle, 
tobu baaire r rajye kano choley jaaccho BHAI; 
Baaire r raajye company achey beshi; 
sujog, subidhe ebong karmosansthan o beshi, 
taai baadhyo hoyei taara e rajya ke bole, 'Tata, BYE BYE.' 
Baaire r company kano aasbe e rajye 
jodi naa thaake 
kono bhalo 'Special Economic ZONE'; 
Aar kono company elei, taader ke dekhano hoy 
du fasoli jomigulo, 
aar chaashi raa shuru kore ANDOLAN; 
je jomi gulo te hoy naa kono chaash, nei aasepashe tamon 
manush er basobaash, seikhaane bhalo SEZ er parikhatamo tairi 
kore ki koraa jaaye naa company r jonne jomi ADHIGROHON.
Eksaathe jot bendhe maanush er biswas 
arjan korte paareni CPI(M) aar CONGRESS; 
kintu Bangabhoomi teh hotath kano shaktishaali hocche BJP, 
ei niye alochona toh sab jaayega teh jomey utheche dekhchi BESH."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 10 WICKETS IN IPL 10 AGAINST GL ON 7TH APRIL 2017 !!!

"On 7th April 2017, GL's batting line up was led from the front 
by Suresh Raina, as he kept on chipping the ball at no man's LAND; 
Kuldeep missed Kartik's run out chance and the ball was 
also slipping from some KKR player's HAND. 
KKR chased down 184 runs in just 14.5 overs against GL 
to have a fantastic 10 wickets WIN; 
full credit goes to some terrific batting display by 
Gautam Gambhir and especially Chris LYNN."- Arindam Sain 

SINGUR KAANDO R GALPO TEH BHOREY GACHEY NOTUN ITIHAAS BOI ER PAATA !!!

"Tomraa Paschim banga r sarkaari kormi, 
khaali khete jaao din RAAT, 
ekdum sunbey naa 
karoor Mann ki BAAT, 
Biswas raakho sudhu ghaash phool e, bhooley jaao 
paddo phool, kaastey haaturi aar HAATH. 
Ke boleche je DA 
tomraa paabe naa EBAAR ?
Ke boleche je beshi kore 
cycle bili hobe naa ABAAR ?
Ke boleche jeh Paschim banga teh 
nei kono SHILPO ?
Chop aar singara bikri kore 
laabh toh moteyi hoy naa ALPO, 
bolo naa aar 
kono baaje GALPO. 
Ke boleche je SSC recruitment e 
nei SWACCHOTA ?
Ke boleche je engineering college gulo 
hoyeche ekhan byang er CHAATA ?
O sab baaje katha e kaan naa diye garbito bodh karo jeh Singur 
kando r galpo teh bhorey gachey notun itihas boi er PAATA."-Arindam Sain 

RPS DEFEATED MI IN IPL 10 ON 6TH MARCH 2017 !!!

"On 6th March 2017, 
it was a fiery start by MI's BUTTLER; 
MI scored 184 runs as 
Pollard and Pandya capitalized LATER. 
Rahane's 60 runs in 34 balls created 
good chasing PLATFORM; 
RPS defeated MI by 7 wickets as MI witnessed 
both 'Dhoni Dhamaka' and 'Smith STORM'."- Arindam Sain 

SRH DEFEATED RCB IN THE 1ST MATCH OF IPL 10 !!!

"In the 1st match of IPL 10, SRH scored 207 runs 
due to Henriques's good BATTING; 
well supported 
by Yuvraj Singh's powerful HITTING; 
and later on, a good 
stormy innings by CUTTING. 
RCB surely felt the absence of 
Virat and de Villiers in their TEAM. 
The required run rate was so high for RCB that to handle 
the SRH bowlers was not too easy as it may SEEM. 
Though, SRH wicketkeeper 
missed a simple CATCH, but, still RCB failed to give 
a tough fight and ultimately lost the MATCH."- Arindam Sain

RAM NAVAMI DAY !!!

"King Dasharath and Queen Kausalya were very happy 
after the birth of Bhagwan Ram in AYODHYA. 
When Bhagwan Ram broke that divine bow; Parashuram 
understood that Bhagwan Ram is also a 'MAHAVIR YODDHA'. 
Bhagwan Ram always gave respect 
to his family members 
and spent many years in TAPOBAN. 
Jatayu, Jambhuban, Laxman, Sugriv, Bhibishan 
and mostly Hanuman helped Bhagwan Ram to find 
and rescue Sita from Lanka after killing RAAVAN. 
Bhagwan Ram is 
Bhagwan Vishnu's seventh AVATAR. 
Hindus regard Bhagwan Ram as 'Maryada Purushottam Ram' 
and a real truthful, honest, dedicated and divine SUPERSTAR. 
Why Rameswaram is regarded as one of the important 
places of Bhagwan Vishnu's 'CHAAR DHAAM' ? 
Who was too devoted towards Bhagwan Ram and 
used to chant, 'JAI SHRI RAM' ? 
Every year, Hindus worldwide 
celebrate Bhagwan Ram's BIRTHDAY; 
and as that day is on the 9th day of Spring season, 
it is popularly known as 'RAM NAVAMI DAY.'"- Arindam Sain 

IN THE YEAR OF 2017, IT IS IPL 10 !!!

"Some may praise, some may criticize, but due to 
demonetization of 500 and 1000 rupee note, 
you may never forget Narendra MODI. 
For implementing the idea of an Indian Premier League 
on T-20 cricket with lots of innovative ideas you may or 
may not remember Lalit MODI. 
This IPL has attracted everyone for some good cricket and 
for good controversies too along with fund SIPHONING. 
Supreme Court should have intervened in BCCI matters a 
few years back to do detailed and effective system CLEANING. 
IPL has helped the BCCI selectors to select some 
good quality players on performance BASIS. 
Auction of players in IPL helped many upcoming talented 
cricketers and corporate sponsors to overcome their financial CRISIS. 
Due to IPL, nowadays, any big score can be chased down 
by the fearless Indian BATSMEN. 
While dancing with the 'Baah re baah' song, you must be 
appreciating the fact that in 2017, it is IPL TEN. 
Don't worry too much about the pros and cons after the 
implementation of Goods and Services TAX. 
After coming back to your sweet home from your workplace, just switch 
on your Television set to enjoy the matches of 'IPL 10' on 'SONY MAX'"- Arindam Sain 

FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY RHYME !!!

"Breaking News! Breaking News! 
From 1st April 2017, 
2000 rupee note may become INVALID. 
From 1st May 2017, there may be limited editions 
of all printed newspapers as Indian Government wants 
everyone to download news apps to read latest news INDEED. 
From 1st June 2017, India may be officially declared 
as a dry nation; 
so, no more Patiala PEGS. 
From 1st July 2017, a person may be jailed for 
at least 15 years if that person starts 
selling plastic EGGS. 
From 1st August 2017, all the Post Offices 
may not act like a 
payment BANK; 
From 1st September 2017, no subsidies on LPG may be given 
to anyone devoid of 
any class, creed and RANK. 
From 1st October 2017, ballot boxes 
may not be used 
in any ELECTION. 
From 1st November 2017, everyone may have to buy 
grocery items from grocery shops only as there may be 
no ration card to get RATION. 
From 1st December 2017, there may be no 
student wings of any 
political party in any COLLEGE. 
From 1st January 2018, in every districts of India, 
for all types of crops there may be a 
district level cold STORAGE. 
From 1st February 2018, to open any type of account 
in any bank, PAN Card 
may become MANDATORY. 
From 1st March 2018, to protect all the Indians from 
air pollution and global warming, any 2-wheeler and 4-wheeler 
vehicle may not run on roads if it is not running on BATTERY. 
On 1st April 2018, 
you can again read this 
'FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY' RHYME. 
Don't get fooled by fake news, so, always check for 
authentic information only 
to stay updated with TIME."- Arindam Sain 

2017 SAAL ER POILA APRIL E, MOHUN BAGAN 3-0 GOAL E HAARALO BENGALURU FC KE !!!

"Ball taa head kore goal e dhokaalo je, 
taar naam DUFFEY; 
Baba Bengaluru FC er goalkeeper, 
kendey felo naa, ei naao TOFFEE; 
Mohun Bagan team aar baaki match e erokom 
durdanto khelley nischoi paabe I- League TROPHY. 
Bengaluru FC team er ekti defender 
jiggesh korle, 'Bhai, oi je pratham goal taa dile, 
ota offside chilo, linesman je signal dilo 
dekhoni bujhi TUMI'. 
Dui khana goal kore bolle Mohun Bagan adhinayak, 
'Sono bhai, ekta offside decision e amaar kichu ese jaayena, 
match jeetbo 3-0 goal e, etaai amader team spirit, 
mind it, amaar naam KATSUMI.'"- Arindam Sain 

MOHUN BAGAN FOOTBALL TEAM KI 2017 SAAL ER I-LEAGUE TROPHY JEETBE ?

"Jei hobe 
GOAL, 
baajabi tora 
DHOL, 
jei ora 
bajaabe DHAAK, 
jaanbi tora goal kheyechish 
tai toder samarthak raa NIRBAAK. 
Champion hotey gele 
chaai ektu LUCK, 
baakita lecture naa diye ora satyi satyi 
champion er mato khele DEKHAAK. 
Mohun Bagan er 
Coach er naam SANJAY; 
Mohun Bagan team ektu bhalo khellei kintu 
thik hoye jaabe 2017 saal er I-League JAY."- Arindam Sain 

CUSTOMER VS CLERK !!!

"CUSTOMER:'Haath chalaan dada, 
haath chalaan, 
kaaj korun TARATARI.' 
CLERK:'Link down dada, link down, 
phone korun amader I-T department e, ekhaane 
chechamechi korben na please, korben naa kono BARABARI.'
CUSTOMER:'Tahole ki ami 
choley jaabo BAARI.'
CLERK:'Sabur e mewaa foley, bosun naa ektu, 
link ese jaabe TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain 

DURGA PUJO R SAMAY SABAI HOYE JAAYE SUDHUI BANGAALI !!!

"Raat er belaaye paal tolaa nouko teh jwaliye mashaal, 
dhorchish toraa chingri aar EELISH; 
toraai abaar football maath e giye, 
ghoti-bangaal er larai LORISH; 
Mohun Bagan aar East Bengal club e ekhan kotaa 
bangaali footballer khele boltey PAARISH; 
bartaman e koi ektaa o bikhyato 
bangaali striker er naam ki toraa JAANISH. 
Ghoti-bangaal er larai ekhan 
football maath ei hoyeche simito, 
kaaron ei notun prajanmer bangaali raa beshirbhaag ee BAATI; 
jatoi yuva bharati krirangan er saamne o bhetorey derby match 
er din hok maaramaari, Durga pujo r samay, sabai hoye jaaye sudhui 
bangaali jakhan sharod utsav er dhaak e porey KAATHI."- Arindam Sain 

THERE SHOULD BE NO LIQUOR SHOPS AND MEAT SHOPS ON HIGHWAYS !!!

"Oh! My God! In front of all the 
liquor shops on highways, there is always 
a long queue of DRUNKARDS. 
Oh! No! Dead bodies of animals are hanging and hens 
are getting killed in any meat shop on highways; 
are we humans too cruel on animals and BIRDS ! 
Are you trying to motivate a 
non-alcoholic person to drink WINE; 
are you trying to convert a vegetarian person into a non- vegetarian 
person by saying that the taste of these meats is FINE. 
The time has come to reduce mental and psychological pollution of 
humans to bring back healthy and cholesterol free DAYS; 
there should be no liquor shops 
and meat shops on HIGHWAYS."- Arindam Sain