SRH THRASHED LSG BY 10 WICKETS ON 08.05.2024 !!!

"Pat Cummins wanted a birthday gift 
on 08.05.2024 as he is the SRH KING.
The catch taken by Nitish and Sanvir 
respectively was just OUTSTANDING; 
de Kock came back in the LSG 
team, but, could only score 2;
what a bowling spell by 
Bhuvneshwar to end up at 12/2.
Due to Nitish, the Mr.Pooran 
missed half a ton by just 
2 runs, but, Badoni scored 55;
SRH team has improved a lot in 
the fielding department and as 
a result, restricted LSG to 165.
Just hang on, in 
Hyderabad, it was time 
for more ENTERTAINMENT;
as the SRH opening 
batters literally toyed with 
the LSG bowling DEPARTMENT.
Due to 'Travis Typhoon' and 
'Sharma Storm', SRH won by 10 
wickets, though, by Yash, that 
catch should have been TAKEN;
As if Travis said to Abhishek, 'go 
past my individual score of you can', 
and in that process, it looked as 
if they were playing T-10."- Arindam Sain

THIK BRISTI R ROOP NIYE FIREY FIREY AASE, JAKHAN EE SUKIYE JAAYE PUKUR !!!

"Ratnakar dasyu gelen 
bodle, likhlen 'Ramayan', 
hoye giye VALMIKI; 
ebaar ei 'Valmiki Pratibha' 
naatak ta, ke likhechilen, 
seta apnara jaanen KI ?
Maa Kali r bhakto noy, Valmiki 
takhan hoye gechilen 
Maa Saraswati r BHAKTO;
'Valmiki Pratibha' r Valmiki 
charitre abhinoy kora ta onaar 
kache chilona khub ekta SHAKTO.
'Bidhir baadhan kaatbe tumi, emon 
shaktiman', ei naao, 'Knighthood' rakho 
tomader kache, e jano ek kalanker DAAG;
teeni ee eibhabhe gorje uthechilen, jakhan 

katogulo nispaap niriho maanush er hatya 
r aagun e jwalchilo 'JALIANWALABAGH'.
'Bajrashikha e, ek 
palak e miliye 
diley saada KAALO'; 
Albert Einstein o sedin bujhlen, je 'ei 
prithibi biggyan er noy, biggyansammato 
maanush er, taai toh ei prithibi eto BHALO.'
Takhan kaar din e, erokom ee 
hoto, maatro noy bachor boyesh 
ei, biye korechilen BHABATARINI; 
Oi Marathi Atmaram kanya Anna r mato 
hoyto uni hote paaren ni, kintu tobu o onaar 
swami onaar naam dilen, 'MRINALINI'.
Odike Kadambari Devi uplobdhi 
korechilen, je prem jamon modhur, 
thik tamon ee jwaalaye AAGUN; 
thik jamon aase grisyer daabdaaho 
ebong kaalbaisakhi jharh, 
jakhan chole jaaye FAAGUN.
Jwal ee jeeban aar prem 
holo jwal er mato, thik bristi 
r roop niye firey firey aase, 
jakhan ee sukiye jaaye PUKUR;
taai prakriti r theke, 'subho sundar 
kaal e, saajo saajo naba saaj e', ei 
katha tee uplobdhi korechilen Kabiguru 

'Rabindranath THAKUR'."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED LSG BY 98 RUNS ON 05.05.2024 !!!

"By Salt and Sunil, what a 
speedy start it has BEEN; 
but, Salt got hunted with a 
slower ball delivery by NAVEEN.
On 05.05.2024, at Lucknow, 
Sunil was just UNSTOPPABLE; 
and Raghuvanshi at the other 
end, kept KKR innings STABLE.
Out of all the LSG bowlers, 
only Ravi Bishnoi kept KKR 
batters somewhat TIGHT; 
and he got the wicket of 
Sunil Narine as the timing of 
that particular shot was not RIGHT. 
Both Phil and Angkrish scored 
32 runs each and Sunil missed 
a ton just by NINETEEN;
KKR innings became slightly 
slowish, as both Russell and Rinku 
became the victims of NAVEEN.
The score of KKR 
suddenly raced to 235; 
due to Ramandeep's 
6 balls knock of 25.
KKR strikes early 
as Ramandeep took 
an outstanding CATCH; 
both Rahul and Stoinis of LSG 
made it look, that it will be a 
very competitive MATCH.
KL Rahul could have been 
quite sensible to stay at 
the crease for LONG; 
then came Andre Russell to tell 
both Stoinis and Pooran that the
KKR bowling unit is quite STRONG.
KKR won by 98 runs, and 
both Harshit and Chakravarthy
bagged 3 wickets EACH; 
after the dismissal of Nicholas, both 
Turner and Badoni did realize that 
the target is out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED MI IN MUMBAI AFTER A LONG WAIT OF 12 YEARS BY 24 RUNS ON 03.05.2024 !!!

"On 03.05.2024, at Wankhede
stadium, the KKR batsmen 
were in a mood to EXPEDITE; 
but, Nuwan Thushara kept on hunting 
as the 'Lasith Malinga style action' 
bowling is sometimes so ELITE.
Yes, he is 'Manish Pandey', 
how can you forget this NAME; 
as he made a huge impact while 
playing his first IPL 2024 GAME.
Despite the 'Bumrah Bombardment', 
MI had to chase 170; 
as Manish contributed 42 
and Venkatesh alone scored 70.
Mitchell Starc abided by the theory, 
'Offense is the best DEFENCE;
the wicket of Ishan Kishan gave Starc, 
the much required SELF-CONFIDENCE.
KKR has a good 
bowling unit TOO; 
both Sunil and Chakravarthy 
finished their bowling spell at 22/2.
Andre not only hunted Hardik but also 
made Suryakumar, his second VICTIM; 
the match drifted towards KKR 
when Mitchell got rid of TIM.
In the slog overs, Wasim Akram 
used to bowl low full TOSS; 
and then used to come back with 
an yorker to become the big BOSS. 
Starc bowled like Wasim Akram 
and wrapped up MI's innings by 
finishing his bowling spell at 33/4;
after a long wait of 
12 years, KKR defeated 
MI in Mumbai by 24."- Arindam Sain

THEIR JOB IS TO ACCESS SECRET INFORMATION, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, AS THEY MAY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'They know 
who you guys are, and want to 
know what and how much secret 
information you guys have GOT; 
before becoming a victim of 
'Honeytrap', like one of your colleagues, 
it is better to confirm with us, whether 
the female profile is authentic or NOT.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Suddenly, 
why are you guys so concerned 
about this ASPECT; 
is there anyone hiding around 
and operating from the backend, 
whom you guys SUSPECT. 
Just tell us, we will 
get back to WORK; 
don't underestimate 
our secret NETWORK.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why suddenly 
so many girls are contacting you guys
and flirting, you must UNDERSTAND;
try to ignore them as much as 
you can, be tough, as usual you 
are, don't change your STAND.
This is election time, 
some of these girls 
can be HARMFUL; 
their job is to access secret 
information, don't get carried away, 
as they may look so BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

THE WEST BENGAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TOO CRUEL ON 'MOTHER NATURE', AND THIS IS OUR BAD FATE !!!

"TEACHER: 'When you cleared IBSAF 
in 2006, you were asked to join IBS, 
Chennai, but, you didn't come HERE; 
you made a request that as the climate 
of Chennai is very hot, so, you want to 
join IBS, Kolkata, so you stayed THERE.
Again, Canara Bank gave you 

a transfer posting at Chennai 

in the year of 2012 in their 
Accounts DEPARTMENT; 
but, by showing the same reason, you 
resigned, to join Allahabad Bank, and 
you also didn't accept the IBPS 2012 
Indian Bank's 'Letter of APPOINTMENT'.
I have been living in Chennai since 
2021, and in this year of 2024, 
now, see the fun, BOY;
here the temperature is 
lesser than the temperature 
at the 'City of JOY';
many times, I have told all 
my students that, 'Face the 
problems, don't run AWAY; 
because these problems will 
chase you, so, you have to find 
a solution on your own WAY.''

STUDENT: 'Actually Sir, the greed 
factor of promoters, KMC officials, 
politicians have completely 
ruined the Kolkata CLIMATE;
why only in Kolkata, in the entire 
West Bengal, the state government 
has been too cruel on 'Mother 
Nature', and this is our bad FATE.
In schools or colleges of West Bengal, 
regarding the 'Save Nature' and 'Go 

Green' campaign, no initiative has been 
taken for creating social AWARENESS; 

the people and politicians have become 
greedy, if 'Mother Nature' hits back once 
out of anger, all are gone, what will you 
do with your black money or BUSINESS.
The Election campaign is going on, 
at least, wherever these politicians go 
for the campaign, they must plant 
more trees, to save our PLANET;
Look at the European nations, how 
they are fighting against 'Global 
Warming' and 'Pollution', we must learn 
about those things through INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 29.04.2024 !!!

"Just like Harshit, the 
Vaibhav also impressed 
everyone with his 2/29; 
but, Chakravarthy did a fantastic 
job to bag 3 wickets and DC 
got restricted at 153/9.
Kuldeep Yadav is the 
highest scorer for DC with 
the bat in this MATCH; 
Rishabh could have got out much 
earlier had Harshit would have 
not missed an easy CATCH.
On 29.04.2024, DC showed 
so much callous attitude in 
their fielding DEPARTMENT; 
that Phil felt more motivated 
to provide the spectators, an 
excellent ENTERTAINMENT.
Axar alone got rid of KKR 
openers, but, when Salt got 
out, for DC, it was too LATE;
KKR won by 7 wickets, as both Sreyas 
Iyer and Venkatesh Iyer also kept in 
mind, the 'Net RUN RATE'."- Arindam Sain

AS A MEMBER OF ANY TRADE UNION, YOU MUST ALWAYS RESTART, REGROUP AND REUNITE !!!

"Don't worry about the TIMELINE;
as you all are like any vintage WINE.
Old memories of 
professional friendships 
are also DIVINE;
as after every demotivating 
sunset, it was like the 
fresh motivational SUNSHINE.
'To err is human', which you 
can rectify time and AGAIN;
putting efforts together to try to reach 
the milestone is the biggest GAIN.
There can be no revolutionary fire 
or financial reforms unless you 
take the initiative to IGNITE; 
so, as a member of any trade 
union, you must always 
restart, regroup and REUNITE.
Never stop marching forward 
to fulfill any valid DEMAND;
by continuous protests you will achieve 
it, as there is no other magic WAND.
Employees are not robots, so, 
there has to be a fair, equal 
and transparent 'Staff WELFARE'; 
in this competitive world, to survive, 
from top level to bottom level, the latest 
knowledge you must always SHARE.
If both the management 
and the trade union 
work in UNISON; 
any target can be chased down 
by that champion organization 
and the game is always ON."- Arindam Sain

BECAUSE, IT IS TRUE LOVE, AND I WILL NEVER FREEZE !!!

"WOMAN: 'So, again you 
are single, as USUAL; 
because, your 'no strings attached' 
strategy is always too CASUAL.''

MAN: 'You are doing a job in 
a matrimony firm as a marriage
consultant, but, you are still SINGLE; 
you help others with tips and tricks 
and several suggestions, but, tell 
me, why you couldn't MINGLE ?'

WOMAN: 'I am still waiting for 
moment when my heart will signal, 
'yes, for you, this is the perfect MAN'; 
and then I will tell him everything 
and try to spend my quality time 
with him, as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Ok, I wish you the best of 
luck for your search to get a good 
life partner in the future AHEAD;
some profiles that you shortlisted for me, 
I talked with them, my goodness, what they 
actually want in life, it went above my HEAD.'

WOMAN: 'Well, they all are from rich 
family and for their personal life, they 
have set a very high BENCHMARK;
a middle class background girl like me, is 
the best fit for you who will go with you 
anywhere, be it any river bank or any PARK.'

MAN: 'Yes, now I understand, why you call 
me up frequently to meet you here, tell me 
the truth, am I growing on your MIND; 
but, be careful, you know my casual 
approach towards love and all my 
history, and also beware, love is BLIND.'

WOMAN: 'You are a strong wind, but, 
my true love will decrease your pace to 
keep on cooling me like a cool BREEZE; 
even in Winter, you cannot increase 
your pace, because, it is true love, 
and I will never FREEZE.'"- Arindam Sain

BHOOTH DEKHINI THIK EE, TOBE KI SUNDAR SWAPNO TAA EE NAA DEKHCHILUM MAAIRI !!!

"Ei bachar er grisyokaal ta 
dekhchi besh CHARAM; 
ghar e je, jaayena teka, 
satyi ee jaa poreche GARAM. 
Akash er dike takiye bollum, 'ohe 
jhiri jhiri brishti, tumi aasbe KOBE; 
aar deri kore kaaj nei, jhore paro, 
sabaai ektu rehaai paabe TOBE.' 
Garam kaal er 
andhokaar raat e, 
bosechi BAGAANE; 
cholche seyi purono 'Santosh' 
company r radio, bhalo ee 
samay kaatche 'GAANE GAANE'. 
Omni dekhi 
besh byango kore 
bolle ekti JONAAKI; 
'gaach laagabena tomra, 
sudhu ketei jaabe, abaar bristi 
chaai, earki peyecho NAAKI.' 
Mon e mon e bhablum, 'satyi 
ee toh, amra toh prakriti r proti 
dekhacchi naa kono BHALOBASHA; 
othocho nirantar seyi prakriti r 
theke koreyi cholechi kichu 
na kichu paowaa r ASHA.' 
Amaar posha kukur ti besh gambheer 
bhabe bolle, 'tomra maanush gulo, 
garbo karo, jeh jaano tomra BIGGYAAN; 
kintu eto gyanpaapi dekhaa r por, 
bhaabi je bhagaban kano je diyeche 
ei manush der ke eto GYAAN.' 
Hotath baaz poraar aowaaz shune 
amaar ghum galo bhenge, janala diye 
takiye dekhi, porche bristi jhiri JHIRI; 
raat takhan 3 te, bhooth dekhini thik 
ee, tobe ki sundar swapno taa ee 
naa dekhchilum MAAIRI."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 1 RUN AGAINST RCB ON 21.04.2024 !!!

"Narine was kept quiet 
and could score only 10; 
but, Salt and Shreyas 
roared at EDEN.
KKR scored 222 runs, 
as in the down DEEP; 
a speedy knock of 9 balls 24 
runs got played by RAMANDEEP.
Venkatesh took a good catch to 
dismiss du Plessis and Kohli felt 
unlucky due to TECHNOLOGY; 
but, later on, both Will Jacks and Rajat 
Patidar were dominating fully as if they are 
reading the KKR bowlers' PSYCHOLOGY.
When RCB was at the driving 
seat, both Jacks and Rajat 
got hunted by Andre RUSSELL;
the required run rate was not too much 
for RCB, but, the pressure came in when 
these two important wickets FELL.
Sunil and Harshit also gave a 
good support by bowling WELL; 
but, to add some spices to the game, 
Karn Sharma had a story to TELL. 
In the year 
of 2024, April 21;
RCB lost by 1 run 
as they ended at 221.
20 runs in 7 balls by Karn was 
indeed an excellent ENTERTAINMENT; 
as this match is also a great thrilling 
match of this IPL TOURNAMENT."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN LIFTED THE ISL SHIELD OF 2024 BY DEFEATING MUMBAI FC BY 2-1 !!!

"There is a saying that 
offense is the best DEFENCE; 
and Mumbai FC could not tame Mohun 
Bagan with their defensive FENCE.
Dmitri Petratos made the 
perfect pass to Liston to 
take the final CALL;
Liston took his time to target 
at the top right corner and he 
succeeded in netting the BALL.
Leading by 1 goal 
for Mohun Bagan 
was not ENOUGH; 
Mumbai FC knew that if they 
can score 1 goal, then for 
Mohun Bagan, it will be TOUGH. 
As time passed, the 
Mohun Bagan deep defense 
looked like a FORTRESS; 
Jason Cummings came in 
as a substitute but wasted no 
time in his goal scoring BUSINESS.
Dmitri Petratos once again 
gave an outstanding PASS; 
Cummings controlled his speed and then 
nailed it to 2-0 which was just top CLASS.
Just before the 90th minute, on 

15.04.2024, Chhangte got a goal for 

Mumbai FC to give some CONSOLATION;
Mohun Bagan lifted the ISL Shield of 2024 to 
maintain the glory of the national champion 
football club of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 20 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 14.04.2024 !!!

"Ruturaj and Shivam completely 
dominated in this high voltage GAME; 
though, Hardik took 2 wickets, but, in 
his captaincy, he failed to TAME.
In the last over, it was 
Captain Vs CAPTAIN;
'Maahi maar raha hain', the 
slogan got heard AGAIN.
MI started off WELL;
but within 8 overs, 2 wickets FELL.
What a catch taken by 
Mustafizur to become a HERO; 
as the impact player, Suryakumar 
had to go back by scoring just ZERO.
The match at Wankhede stadium on 
14.04.2024 became interesting 
as Rohit started to ROAR;
but, at the other end, the 'Malinga 
action' inspired Matheesha did his 
job with his bowling figure of 28/4.
Rohit remained unbeaten at 105, but, 
CSK defended the score of 206 by 20;
point to be noted here, that MS Dhoni 
just faced 4 balls to score 20."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST LSG ON 14.04.2024 !!!

"de Kock failed to deliver at EDEN; 
as he could score only 10.
The quality fielding by Ramandeep 
Singh is surely ADMIRABLE; 
the diving catch that he took to dismiss 
Deepak Hooda, was just UNBELIEVABLE.
Badoni once again showed how he 
stays at the wicket to CONSOLIDATE; 
KL Rahul got hunted by Russell, when 
KL Rahul was trying to ACCELERATE.
Due to the powerful Pooran, 
LSG did put up a score of 161; 
but, the comeback by Starc in the 
last over was really a good ONE.
Only Mohsin Khan of LSG got 
some success on 14.04.2024 
by varying his bowling PACE; 
otherwise, Salt challenged them 
as if by saying, 'Stop me if you 
can, I am now starting the RACE.'
Salt kept on adding salt on 
LSG's wounds and ultimately 
remained unbeaten at 89;
KKR won by 8 wickets on the 
Bengali New Year day of 1431 as 
for them, everything went FINE."- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 13.04.2024 !!!

"Both Yuzvendra Chahal and 
Keshav Maharaj knows how 
to bowl at a perfect LENGTH; 
and at Mohali on 13.04.2024, 
RR really capitalized on their 
spin bowling STRENGTH.
Jitesh Sharma, as usual, 
played his PART; 
but, the RR pacers turned 
out to be quite SMART.
When there was a chance to 
accelerate, Liam Livingstone 
got run out at his knock of 21; 
but, still, PBKS managed to put up a 
decent score of 147 due to Ashutosh 
Sharma's speedy innings of 31.
Initially, while chasing, the match 
looked quite easy for RR;
but, Rabada knows how to 
puncture the tyres of your CAR.
Arshdeep took the important 
wicket of Parag, who is in 
good form at this TOURNAMENT;
Sam Curran was not only 
economical but took 2 wickets 
to create tension in RR TENT.
Shimron Hetmyer steered RR 
to victory by 3 wickets by 
showing a cool TEMPERAMENT;
but, due to the fightback by the PBKS 
bowlers, the match became a match 
of a perfect thrilling ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

MICHA KATHA KOHITE NAA PAARO, EEHA EE TUMAAR DURBALOTA !!!

"BAALIKA: 'Micha katha kohite naa 
paaro, eeha ee tumaar DURBALOTA; 
Yudhishthir er mato boka baniya jaao 
tumi, taar kaaron oi mon er SARALOTA.'

BAALAK: 'Micha katha koibo 
kyane ami, e ki kohila tumi SAKHI; 
micha katha kohile por e, amaar mon o 
aatma kunodin o rohite na paare SUKHI.'

BAALIKA: 'E je kaliyug go, 
ghor kaliyug, tumaare je 
aar kibhabe BUJHAAI; 
jatodin acho bnaachiya, lutepute khao, 
bnaacho Mahajan er mato, morile por 
e, sab ee toh hoiya jaaye CHHAAI.'

BAALAK: 'Orrey, darr ki laage 
naahi tor, Yamraj re, narak e je hoy 
re, paap aar punya r HISAAB; 
kono ek kit patanga ba kono kutseet 
poshu hoiya nibi punarjanma, jodi 
ei jeeban e korish prochur PAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

KAAJ KORTE BALO YUVA SAMAAJ KE, KETE DIYE ANUDAAN ER MAYAJAAL !!!

"DAADU: 'Bujhley dadubhai, 
ei kalom er madhyam  
ei karo bidroho GHOSONA; 
ektu mistota o thakbe, ektu 
jhaal o thaakbe, hok jato 
khusi SAMALOCHONA. 
Pet e je eder nei kono bidye, aar naa 
ache maatha e kono buddhi, taai 
kore katorakam er BAAHAANA; 
chesta korei dekhona, hoyto 
abaar firiye aante paaro ekdum 
knhaati BANGAALIYAANA.'

NAATI: 'Sab ee toh bujhlam daadu, 
kintu ekhan kaar prajanma r chele ra 
toh dekhaye katorakam er DHONG; 
pass fail neyi vidyalay teh, tobu o 
chool taa khoyeri rang kore, ekta bike 
niye style mere bole, 'I am a BONG'. 
Bangaali jaati r garbo korbaar jaayega 
jeta, sei shikka taai toh sesh hoye 
gache, graam bangla e, aar 
pacchena keyu bhalo SHIKKHA; 
paash er Bihar rajye, 2023 saal e, kato 
shikkhak niyog hoye galo, othocho 
ekhane jogyo chakriprarhti raa raasta 
e bose, chaiche chaakri BHIKKHA.'

DAADU: 'Bangaali jaati r 
swarna yug firiye aante hole, 
soraate hobe nongra rajneeti, 
oitaa ee ekhan JANJAAL;
bosiye bosiye khaowale, ekta 
maanush maanosik dik theke pongu 
hoye jaaye, kaaj korte balo yuva samaaj 
ke, kete diye anudaan er MAYAJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED BENGALURU FC BY 4-0 ON 11.04.2024 !!!

"On his own shot, the ball 
rebounded from the BAR; 
but, Hector Yuste made a shot again 
to make it 1-0 to emerge as a STAR.
Was it the 'Curse of the Cross Bar' for 
each and every BFC fan to REALIZE; 
as even after getting a penalty shot,  
Sunil Chetri failed to EQUALIZE. 
In the 2nd half, Manvir Singh scored an 
easy goal, by just having a speedy RUN;
the defense line up of BFC just started to 
collapse, no man marking, see the FUN. 
The late trademark minus passes by Dmitri 

Petratos are always popular and SUPERHIT; 

Anirudh Thapa was at the right spot at 
the right time and he netted IT.
On 11.04.2024, Mohun Bagan won by 4-0, 
as Manvir Singh made a perfect ASSIST;
to help Armando Sadiku to have his 
name listed on the goal scorers LIST."- Arindam Sain

GARMI KE MAUSAM MEIN, AAYA KOI THANDI HAWA KA JHOKHA !!!

"Litti accha naa 
laage, jab ush ke saath 
naa ho aloo CHOKHA; 
ussi tarah mohabbat 
ka woh pal laage sab 
se anmol, sab se ANOKHA. 
Beeth gaya jo kaal, woh 
beeth gaya, bhool bhi jaao, 
aab joh pehle ho CHOOKA; 
par kudrat ka khel dekho, roop 
badal ke, phir zindagi mein aa hee 
jaati hain koi na koi MASHOOKA. 
Pyar toh aisa hain, jaise ki 
garmi ke mausam mein, aaya 
koi thandi hawa ka JHOKHA; 
par kuch hee pal baad yeh 
ehsaas dilaaye, ki yeh kambhakt 
ishq hamesha deti hain DHOKHA. 
Radha ki aankhein sab kuch 

kahe deti hain, chahe Krishna ke 
saamne, kitna bhi rahe woh CHOOP;
saayed isiliye hamesha Radha ki har 
roop ki pyaas bujhaaye Krishna, kyon 
ki woh khud hain pyar ka NALKOOP."- Arindam Sain

SRH WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 05.04.2024 !!!

"The start by the CSK batters 
was slow and STEADY; 
but, to hunt, SRH bowlers 
are always READY.
It was a perfect timing 
to comeback to bowl 
the over, by PAT; 
and he took the wicket 
of Shivam who was looking 
dangerous with his BAT.
In the total of 165; 
Dube's contribution is 45.
CSK did realize that as they 
missed that easy CATCH; 
perhaps they are going 
to lose the MATCH.
Abhishek Sharma scored 
37 in such a SPEED; 
that the other batters didn't 
panic, there was no NEED.
Luckily, it was not a high 
scoring game, otherwise, 
SRH may have to WEEP; 
as Moeen was bang on target, 
when Markram and Shahbaz 
tried to reverse SWEEP.
On 05.05.2024, SRH won by 
6 wickets and it was NITISH; 
who was in such a hurry 
to have an early FINISH."- Arindam Sain

PBKS WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST GT ON 04.04.2024 !!!

"On 04.04.2024, PBKS 
started with Harpreet BRAR;
due to Rabada, the Mr. Saha 
of GT could not go too FAR. 
Sai just gave a catch practice 
when his score was 33;
it was 'Tewatia Tornado' indeed, 
as in 8 balls, he scored 23.
Gill led from the front and 
remained unbeaten at 89; 
the GT team managed to 
put up a score of 199.
To Mr. Umesh, the Mr. Dhawan 
just gifted his WICKET;
the delivery by Noor to bowled out 
Bairstow became viral in the INTERNET.
While chasing, PBKS 
was struggling at 70/4;
no one had any clue that 
Shashank will start to ROAR.
No matter whether you know the 
domestic players' name or NOT;
but, you have to appreciate
the talents that have GOT.
PBKS won by 3 wickets as 
this chase was an excellent ONE; 
where, in just 29 balls, Shashank 
remained unbeaten at 61."- Arindam Sain

YA TOH BANSHI NA BAJAO, YA TOH RAHO HAMESHA MERE PAAS !!!

"RADHA: 'Dil mein hain joh AAG,
samajh na paaye yeh DIMAAG;
ya toh banshi na bajao, ya toh 
raho hamesha mere PAAS;
woh banshi ki surili awaaz, tarphaati 
hain bahut, deti hain pyar ki EHSAAS.'

KRISHNA: 'Banshi se joh nikalta 
hain, woh pyar ki dhun hain, nahi 
hain koi shor ya AWAAZ,
dooriya mein hee badhti hain pyar ki 
chahat, dil toh khuli kitaab hain, yeh dhun 
sunn ke, chhupi na raheti hain dil ki RAAZ.'

RADHA: 'Ghar mein jab akeli raheti 
hoon, tumhre banshi ki dhun sunne 
ke liye karte hain INTEZAAR,
phir kya, dil bol uthti hain, 
'ohe Radhe, kaahe ka gussa, phir se 
maan le tu apni Kanaiya se HAAR."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED DC BY 106 RUNS ON 03.04.2024 !!!

"On 03.04.2024, Shreyas 
Iyer took the right CALL; 
as the ground at 
Vishakapatnam is quite SMALL.
Just 18 runs 
got scored by PHIL;
just by 15 runs, a ton 
got missed by SUNIL.
Really Raghuvanshi did ROAR; 
as in just 27 balls, he scored 54.
What an outstanding yorker 
delivery by Ishant Sharma, 
that the batter FELL;
it is really a true sportsman 
spirit, as the delivery has been 
applauded by Andre RUSSELL.
KKR could have easily scored 300 
runs in this match of T-20 FORMAT;
while chasing 272, all the top order DC
batters failed to contribute with the BAT.
Rishabh Pant once 
again showed his TALENT;
even to the KKR bowlers, Tristan 
Stubbs gave some harsh TREATMENT.
Vaibhav and Varun 
took 3 wickets EACH;
for DC, the target was 
way out of their REACH.
At 166, all the 
10 wickets of DC FELL;
KKR won by 106 runs, and, at least, some 

consolation for KKR's 'MITCHELL'."- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST MI ON 01.04.2024 !!!

"RR fans really got to experience
some early ENTERTAINMENT; 
as in the first over itself, two 
wickets were taken by TRENT.
Brevis hardly made any IMPACT;
Trent was too good today, in FACT.
RR bowlers got motivated 
due to good FIELDING;
even some of the catches taken by 
RR players were just OUTSTANDING.
If Trent's bowling figure was 22/3; 
then Chahal did better, with his 11/3.
On 01.04.2024, RR chased down 
the 125 runs with ease, though, 
Madhwal did some DAMAGE;
but, RR won by 6 wickets against 
MI as Riyan didn't lose control 
over this game at any STAGE."- Arindam Sain 

ANY PSU BANK CAN SURVIVE IN ANY SEA STORM AS IT IS LIKE A SUBMARINE !!!

"Just go digital, why should 
you stand in the LINE;
we work hard and we 
always want you to be FINE.
Sometimes, when 
our mind is DIVINE;
we do charity, as after 
death, nothing is MINE.
'Motivation' is our MEDICINE;
'Dedication' is our DISCIPLINE.
We are PSU Bankers, we are 
humans, not any MACHINE;
if you love and respect us, we can do 
wonders that you can ever IMAGINE.
No matter wherever you 
are, whenever you are, 
be it offline or ONLINE;
it is our duty to ensure that 
your financial transactions 
are successful and GENUINE.
Don't get carried away 
by rumours or any article 
in any news MAGAZINE;
because any PSU Bank can 
survive in any sea storm as 
it is like a SUBMARINE."- Arindam Sain

BHAGABAN EE AASOL KHELA KHYALE SABSESHE !!!

"Kaliyug e, 'Bhalobasha' 
ke naahi MAANI;
tobu o firey firey aase 
oi 'Kkhonikher JHALKAANI.
Swapnapuri teh se khuje 
beraaye taar Raja, aami 
khujte thaki amar RANI;
kache dekhe o jano khuje naa 
paai, aar Bhagaban 'Madan' bhaaben, 
'poreche ki dujon er chokh ei CHHANI'.
Amader rajyer sab theke baro 
swarnakaar er ek maatro 
kanya se, naam taar SONALI; 
jato ee hoyi na kano saahasi senapati, 
bhoy laage prem e porte, kaliyug 
er prem noyto, jano CHORABALI.
Ek din saahas kore mon er katha 
taake boltei, taar mukh e, se 
ki laajuk muchki HAASI;
taarpor er din amar kache 
ekti chithi niye elo taar sab 
theke biswastha SEVADAASI. 
Chithi teh lekha chilo, 'Aami o 
je tomake khub BHALOBAASI;
kintu amaar baba aagey dekhte 
chaaye tomaar kundali o RAASHI'.
Besh kichudin galo kete, 
abaar ekta chithi ELO;
chithi ta pore, matha 
taa garam hoye GELO.
Lekha chilo, 'Amra dujonei 
dujon ke khub bhalobasi, 
seta ekdum THIK; 
kintu amader parivar er purohit 
bollen, je tomake biye kora 
jaabena, kaaron tumi MANGALIK.'
Icche korchilo takhan, 
je purohit ta ke dhore 
diyi uttam MADHYAM; 
jaai hok, Sonali r biye hoye 
galo onyo jon er sathe, jehetu, 
ami Mangalik, ami ADHAM.
Bachor ghurte na ghurtei, 
ek din abaar Sonali r 
sathe dekha, kintu ekhan 
se bidhoba r BESHE;
ami bollam, 'tumi amake biye 
korlena jeyi bhoy, seyi taa ee 
ghotlo tomar jeeban e, bhagaban 
ee aasol khela khyale SABSESHE.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 29.03.2024 !!!

"At RCB's home ground, on 
29.03.2024, Harshit hunted 
du Plessis by pace VARIATION; 
the way Green and Glenn played 
a supportive role, it really
deserves some APPRECIATION.
King Kohli, as usual, played 
a royal kingly knock and 
remained unbeaten at 83;
Anukul and Andre tightened 
up RCB, a little bit, and to win the 
match, the target for KKR was 183.
It was an outstanding 
start by Salt and SUNIL; 
and then Venkatesh wasted no time, 
as he straightaway went for the KILL.
Though Dayal took an 
important wicket, but, for 
RCB, it was too LATE;
KKR won by 7 wickets in 
16.5 overs keeping in mind 
the concept of net run RATE."- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST PBKS ON 25.03.2024 !!!

"Siraj got rid of BAIRSTOW; 
but, Shikhar was in full FLOW. 
Yash Dayal kept everything 
tight in his first SPELL; 
Shikhar's individual score was 
45 runs when his wicket FELL. 
29/2 is indeed a good 
bowling figure by GLENN; 
Siraj hunted Jitesh, it was 
already 18.4 overs by THEN. 
The last over of the 1st innings of 
the match was an interesting ONE; 
as PBKS raced to 176, due 
to Shashank's speedy 21.
Due to Rabada and Brar, the 
match became very INTERESTING; 
but, Virat Kohli, the Chase Master, 
as usual, ruled the match like a KING.
To win, the target for RCB was 177; 
Kohli departed at his knock of 77.
RCB won by 4 wickets on 25.03.2024 
as Lomror made his perfect IMPACT; 
and just like Dhoni, Mr. Dinesh Karthik is 
also a good finisher, it is a true FACT."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 4 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 23.03.2024 !!!

"As an opener, Salt really played his PART; 
but, due to run out, Sunil had to DEPART.
Natarajan took two important wickets 
and for SRH, it was a huge SUCCESS; 
as Bhuvneshwar was creating pressure 
with his ball swinging BUSINESS.
When KKR was struggling at 52/4, 
then came RAMANDEEP; 
to have a cool drive of the KKR team 
bus, even though, the road was STEEP.
Then after 15 overs, at Eden 
Gardens, Russell started to ROAR;
KKR scored 208 where Andre 
played only 25 balls to score 64.
KKR was under pressure until SRH lost 
two openers and their score was 71/2;

both Mayank Agarwal and 

Abhishek Sharma each scored 32.
Hang on, the match was not over yet, 
as there was one Lion of SRH who 
was roaring and hunting at 'EDEN'; 
there was tension in the KKR camp 
while watching the outstanding knock 
of 63 runs in 29 balls by King KLAASEN.
Harshit Rana took 2 wickets 
in the last over to turn the 
match in KKR's FAVOUR; 
SRH just failed by 4 runs on 
23.03.2024, though, Klaasen tried so 
hard to be their SAVIOUR."- Arindam Sain

AAJ SE, ISH DHARTI PE, YEH PARAMPARA CHALEGI HAR SAAL !!!

"RADHA: 'Khelna hain 
aaj tumhre SANG; 
isiliye laaye 
hain yeh RANG. 
Zindagi mein kabhi bhool 
naa payenge yeh DIN; 
aao ish khusi mein hum 
aur tum ho jaaye RANGEEN.'

KRISHNA: 'Aaj tumhre saamne, 
mere dil ne maan liya hain HAAR;
kar joh diya aaj humne 
apne saccha pyar ka IZHAAR.
Hum tum ko rang 
nahi, lagayenge GULAAL; 
aaj se, ish dharti pe, yeh parampara 
chalegi har SAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

HOTATH JANO PORLO EK ULKAA !!!

"Onekdin er jomano ekta 
katha likhbo bole, kaalo board 
e ghosey dilum saada CHALK;
sedin college er oder 
ee classroom e dekhe 
taare, ek JHALAK. 
Eengrezi teh likhlum 
oi teen te SHABDO; 
kichukkhon er jonno dekhi, oder 
class er sabai hoye galo STHABDO.
Kintu hriday churi jaaye, 
othocho dhong na JAAYE;
chokh er seyi chahani, aar muchki haasi, 
mon e, mon e, se o amaaye CHAAYE.
Duster diye mooche diley oi akkhar 
gulo, nijer seat theke uthe ESEY;
oder class er sabaai ektu khilli 
oraalo boiki, besh hesey HESEY.
Hotath porlum viral fever e, 
praaye ek saptaaho dhore 
college aar jete paarlum KOI;
o baba, baarite chole eseche thik khuje 
khuje, naari charitra bejaaye joteel bote, 
ami sedin sudhu taar dike cheye ROI.
Ek ee college, kintu class 
er section BHINNO;
class e aar mon bosto naa je amar, 
prem e porte nei ei JONNO.
Prem er theke dekhi, bondhutwa 
taai baarlo besh dheere DHEERE;
se jano ek laagam chaara bhraman, 
keyu aar takaalam na pechhan FIREY.
Bojha ee galo na, je kibhabe 
kete gelo college er seyi 
rangeen bachor GULO;
college er sesh din e, sabaar ee chokh 
ektu adhtu chhalchhal korchilo, beriye 
gechilo abosyo chokh er sab DHULO.
College er gandi periye jeyi 
pratiyogita r bazaar e rakhlum PAA;
kato asha, akhankha aar swapno 
jano ojaantei pore galo CHAAPA.
Hotath jano taar saathe 
bere o galo DURATTWO;
abaar aar ekta samasya chilo, 
seta holo amaar BEKAROTTO.
Onek bachor gache kete, gatokaal 
hotath jano porlo ek ULKAA;
mon ta abaar ektu bhaari hoye 
galo, onekdin chilo HALKAA. 
Ami je private school er shikkak, 
seyi school ei dekhi se taar 
chele ke koriyeche BHORTY;
seyi chele r naam aar amaar 
naam kintu ek ee, sudhu taar 
padabi taa CHAKRABORTY.
Amaake dekhe kichu ee
bollona, ami o cheye roilaam 
chup kore, kano JANINA;
ekjon kintu sab bujhte perechilo, 
meye ra thik bujhe jaaye, se 
holo amar sahokarmi, MINA."- Arindam Sain

LET ME GIVE YOU THE RING; AS THE SEASON IS SPRING !!!

"Let me give you the RING; 
as the season is SPRING.
Love is at its top GEAR; 
speed it up, why to FEAR.
This chapter will not CLOSE;
thorns are gone, it is only the ROSE.
No need to be FAMOUS;
just remain ANONYMOUS.
All is always well SET;
if you can keep it a SECRET.
What is 'True Love' even 
if you don't KNOW;
at least, you must enjoy 
the sunshine and the SNOW. 
You are not the only one to fall 
in love with me, they also FELL;
even still today, they are nostalgic as 
they also have a love story to TELL.
They themselves opened 
up their heart's LOCK;
why should I have bothered about 
what was the time at the CLOCK.
It was not my fault, 
they were DESPERATE;
they hypnotized me to enter 
through the romantic GATE.
Falling in love is not a sin as 
true love is always DIVINE;
I asked them, 'what is true love ?' 
but they failed to DEFINE.
Anytime they can come back 
and open my heart's DOOR;
to have a romantic dance 
on the dance FLOOR."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 4-3 AGAINST KERALA BLASTERS IN KOCHI IN THE ISL 2024 ON 13.03.2024 !!!

"Oh ! Sadiku ! What a start ! 
What a shot ! What a SPEED !; 
to give Mohun Bagan team the 
much needed early lead INDEED. 
In the 1st half, Mohun Bagan 
managed to keep the 1-0 SCORELINE; 
but, in the 2nd half, Vibin proved with the 

equalizer goal, that he can also SHINE.

Armando Sadiku proved again, that 
his boots are for goal SCORING; 
Mohun Bagan took the lead by 2-1 
as Sadiku was ruling like a KING. 
The spectators at Kochi had 
enough reasons to celebrate TOO; 
as Diamantakos flicked the ball 
with his left leg to make it 2-2.
What a speedy header by 
Deepak Tangri as he was totally 
unmarked at KBFC deep DEFENCE; 
the ball went inside the net with the 
bullet speed and in the KBFC fans gallery 
in Kochi, it was a pin drop SILENCE.
Liston Colaco looked so dangerous 
while he was marching FORWARD; 
after so many attempts, finally, 
Jason Cummings got his REWARD.
Diamantakos of KBFC pulled one back 
with a header, though, it was too late, but, 
their game mindset was so POSITIVE;
On 13.03.2024, Mohun Bagan won 
by 4-3, but,even in the stoppage 
time, the match was so COMPETITIVE."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 IN THE ISL 2024 DERBY MATCH ON 10.03.2024 !!!

"In the ISL derby match on 10.03.2024, 
despite getting a penalty shot, 
East Bengal failed to SCORE; 
after seeing a fantastic save from 
Vishal Kaith, the Mohun Bagan fans 
said, 'Yeh dil maange MORE.' 
Dimitri Petratos failed to score 
after taking a long SHOT; 
but Cummings was there to capitalize 
on it, by standing at the right SPOT.
Again Petratos failed to score as the 
ball rebounded from the bar post, but 
he passed the ball to Mr. COLACO;
the Goanese striker, Liston did not waste 
any time to put the ball inside the net, it 
was really a good classic SHOW.
Mohun Bagan got a penalty shot, and 
Dimitri Petratos emerged as the HERO; 
as he scored in the penalty 
shot to make it 3-0.
In the 2nd half, Crespo pulled one 
back with a fantastic left footed SHOT; 
and it was the only consolation 
goal, East Bengal GOT.
Mohun Bagan moved at the 
top of the ISL 2024 table with 
this derby match VICTORY; 
there is a golden opportunity for the 
Mariners to become the ISL Champion 
of 2024 to repeat the glorious HISTORY."- Arindam Sain

GULAAB MEIN KAANTE HAIN, CHAAND MEIN HAIN KAALA DAAG, WAISA HEE HAIN YEH 'MOHABBAT' !!!

"Dimaag kahe, 
'Khabardar, KHABARDAR,
yeh kambakht dil 
hain, BARKHURDAAR;
naa samjhe kya hain 
jeet, kya hain HAAR, 
ish ko duniyawale 
kahete hain 'PYAAR'.'
Dil jab ek baar woh saccha pyaar 
karne ke liye ho jaaye RAAZI;
peeche nahi hath tha, chahe 
laag bhi jaaye jaan ki BAAZI.
Itni asaani se poori nahi 

hoti hain ARMAAN;
aayegi zaroor 
baarish aur TUFAAN.
Phir bhi kahega 
yeh kambakht DIL;
aage badho, aage  
hain pyar ki MANZIL.
Pyar ka jaadu hee toh 
hain, joh banaye ish duniya 
ko rangeen aur KHUBSURAT;
gulaab mein kaante hain, 
chaand mein hain kaala daag, 
waisa hee hain yeh 'MOHABBAT'."- Arindam Sain

ROSHNI WEDS RANDHIR !!!

ROSHNI WEDS RANDHIR !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"Dil mein aag jwale, par 
jungle mein hain ANDHERA;
dono ka dil kahe, naa 
aaye aur SAVERA.
Abhi thoda kam 
baat karo ZAARA;
badiya hain lekin yeh 
andhera ka bhi NAZAARA.
Usko le ke bhaag hee rahe teh, lekin 
raaste mein ho gaya gaadi KHARAB;
sardi ka mausam hain, kaash kahi koi 
dukaan mein milta woh 'Rum' SHARAAB.
Thodi dur dikha ek 
pahadi gaaon ka GHAR;
kathin hain yahan, inh logon ki zindagi, 
gaaon hain yeh, naa hain yeh koi SAHAR.
Hum dono ko khaane diya 
thupka, aur subah hote hee 
le gaya Mahakal MANDIR;
gaaonwalo ko sakshi maan kar 
Roshni ke gale mein mangalsutra 
baandh diya, yeh RANDHIR.
Haansh haansh ke 
bola woh pahadi 
gaaon ka MUKHIA; 
'sahar se tum dono bhaag ke aaya, 
humko accha laaga, ke ish gaaon 
mein aa ke tum dono ne shaadi KIYA.'
Mann hee mann, mere dil ne kaha, 
'waah re duniya, apne baane PARAYAA;
par yeh anjaan log hum 
dono ko gale se LAGAYAA.'
Ish pahadi gaon mein naa hain bijli, naa 
hain koi TV, khaali baajta hain radio, aur 
yeh log sunta hai romantic GAANA; 
ek choti bacchi ne Roshni ko ek din 
boli, 'Madam, kabhi bhi hum logon ko 
chhorh ke sahar wapas mat JAANA.'
Ussi gaaon mein 
rahe gaye hum DONO;
kyon ki khush rahena hain, 
toh hamesha apni dil ki SUNO."- Arindam Sain

BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

BHOOTH & BHIKHARI !!!

Written By: Arindam Sain

"BHOOTH: 'Generally, after 
seeing me, so many 
people became SENSELESS; 
but, you are laughing at 
me, after seeing me, why 
are you so FEARLESS.'

BHIKHARI: 'I have nothing 
to lose, then, why there 
will be any FEAR;
I wake up everyday by 
thinking that my death, due 
to starvation may be very NEAR.'

BHOOTH: 'My wife also walks on 
this street at midnight hours by 
wearing a saree of colour WHITE;
the area where she walks every 
night has been declared by the 
local cops as a 'dangerous SITE'.'

BHIKHARI: 'Yeah ! I know that girl 
who fled with her lover after 
her two years of MARRIAGE; 
and then committed suicide as her 
lover got married to some other girl 
who was just in her TEENAGE.
You had an extramarital affair with 
a lady politician and you started 
blackmailing her on the basis of 
the Oyo Hotel video FOOTAGE;
but, her aim was to become a 
great politician, so, she hired a 
supari killer to get rid of you to 
maintain her good public IMAGE.'

BHOOTH: 'My goodness ! 

How do you know all these 

things, you are a beggar 

or a private DETECTIVE; 

but, after death, we are close 

to each other like a happily 

married couple and she has 

become very much SUPPORTIVE.
Unless and until we see the death 
of our respective lovers, we will 
not take a birth AGAIN;
both her soul and my 
soul are having no peace 
and in so much PAIN.'

BHIKHARI: 'You both have 

also committed mistakes, 

one cannot clap with 

only one HAND;
take a rebirth after 

surrendering to Baba Bhoothnath 

and Bajrangbali, it will be better for 

both of you, try to UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

HALF THE BATTLE IS WON, WHEN AMONG THE SOLDIERS, THERE IS A STRONG PATRIOTIC SENTIMENT !!!

"HERMIT: 'You have to be like 'Arjun', 
not like 'Krishna', who was 
very clever and CUNNING;
but, whatever the circumstances may be, 
you have to apply such strategies, that 
the show must always be RUNNING.'

KING: 'No one knows what is going 
to happen in the war TOMORROW; 
but, when 'Arjun' had to kill 'Karna', in 
Arjun's heart, was there no SORROW ?'

HERMIT: 'Duty for the people of 
your Kingdom is of top PRIORITY;
within the minds of your soldiers you have 
to infuse that confidence of INTEGRITY.
Half the battle is won, when 
among the soldiers, there is 
a strong patriotic SENTIMENT;
tell your chief warriors to stick to the 
basic rules of warfare to win the war, 
there is no need to EXPERIMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATE FUTURE LEADERS AND ON 'R&D' AND 'AI', MAKE PROPER INVESTMENT !!!

"It is not always that you will 
get a biscuit with some CREAM;
it is not always that you will get 
a readymade champion TEAM.
Sometimes, silent observation
is very much ESSENTIAL;
to find out which player of your 
team is having what POTENTIAL.
What motivates a 
person may VARY;
but, the responsibility of the 
team mission they must CARRY.
Customers are confused, many 
a times, in this modern AGE;
so, they simply go for those products 
which are having a brand IMAGE.
So, the word, 'Brand' 
is not created just by 
publicity or ADVERTISEMENT;
it was due to the hard work of 
the employees and at the backend, 
the 'research and DEVELOPMENT'.
When you have created the 'Brand', 
your next challenge is to maintain IT;
to deal with the increase of the customers, 
the 'Franchisee' system became SUPERHIT.
In the initial phase, 
'outsourcing' of jobs may 
look rosy and WONDERFUL; 
but, after some years, in the outsourcing 
units, the quality degrades and corruption 
may step in, one must be very CAREFUL.
'Outsourcing' is a tool to tackle economic 

recession, so, it is a good strategy 

when your organization is in a LOSS;

otherwise, no need to outsource, recruit 

people in the direct payroll and groom them, 

so that, they become the future BOSS.
Create future leaders and on 'R&D' 
and 'AI', make proper INVESTMENT;
otherwise, the global scenario is changing 
so fast, that in future, you may LAMENT."- Arindam Sain

RCBW WON BY 2 RUNS AGAINST UPW ON 24.02.2024 IN THE TATA WPL 2024 !!!

"Sophie Devine had to depart, as 
Grace Harris made an early STRIKE; 
Sabbhineni Meghana scored 53, though 
her style of batting you may not LIKE.
Richa Ghosh roared like a tigress with 
her knock of 62 at the RCBW's DEN;
and RCBW managed to put up a 
competitive score of 157.
Though for a team like UPW, it 
was not a difficult TASK; 
but they were struggling at 49/3 as 
Sobhana Asha made it a tough ASK.
Shweta Sherawat got out 
as Smriti Mandhana responded 
quickly to take a good CATCH; 
which allowed Sobhana Asha 
to pounce again, and it was 
the turning point of the MATCH.
On 24.02.2024, Sobhana Asha ended 
up with her bowling figure of 5/22;
RCBW defended the thrilling 
match against UPW just by 2."- Arindam Sain

CHUPCHAP KORE NIK GRAFTAAR; NOILE KETE JAABE SAB TAAR !!!

"Oi duskriti r annyay, atyachaar 

aar durniti r sab kaagaz, 

adalat e poreche JAMAA;
taao bolche, korte paarbena 

taake graftaar, ulte abaar mantri 

gulo chaaiche KHAMAA.
Sab ee naaki, taader kshetre 'BAHIRAGATO';
aar saak diye maach dhaakbe KATO.
'Maa, Maati, Maanush', ei 
sab ee koreche LOOT;
ei atyachaarito o laanchito maanush 
der kintu oikya hocche aaro ATOOT.
Police ke jedin dhore ei sadharan 
maanush gulo korbe TAARHA; 
oi shashak dal er lokjon o 
hoye jaabe GRAAMCHHARA.
Chupchap kore nik GRAFTAAR;
noile kete jaabe sab TAAR.
Jamon buno ol, tamon 
ee kintu bagha TNETOOL;
seshmesh hoyto dekha jaabe, je bagaan 
e aar futche naa seyi PHOOL."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN WON BY 1-0 AGAINST GOA IN ISL 2024 ON 14.02.2024 !!!

"In the initial period of the 1st half, 
FC Goa dominated fully with 
Carlos and BRANDON; 
but, Mohun Bagan coach, 
Habas had a different plan 
and the tactical game was ON. 
Petratos was smart enough to make 
the ball moving by playing at the DEEP;
a swinging shot by Petratos 
got saved by ARSHDEEP.
In the second half, Noah 
completely changed his GEAR;
but, Vishal saved all the direct
shots without any FEAR.
Arshdeep came out to clear the BALL; 
but, Petratos is so smart after ALL.
Petratos saw the opportunity and 
chipped the ball towards the TARGET;
what a control of that long shot indeed, 
and it is 1-0 as the ball touches the NET.
Manvir could have made it 2-0, by 
taking a shot of his CLASS; 
but, missed the golden chance 
as he opted to PASS.
On the day of Saraswati Puja, 
in the ISL 2024, FC Goa 
team is no more UNBEATEN;
as on 14.02.2024, Mohun 
Bagan won it by 1-0 and that 
too in FC Goa's DEN."- Arindam Sain

AMADER OKHANE JAARA SARKAR CHALAYE, TAARA EKDUM BEKAAR !!!

"Byabsa chalaaye 'BEGUM JAAN';
1000 taaka e bikoye naari r SAMMAN.
Kothay lukiyeche SHAHJAHAN;
jaane oi NURJAHAN.
Pratham e galo SHILPO;
tarpor shuru holo dhop er GALPO.
Pass fail neyi school e, baro 
hoye korbe tomra BHIKKA;
kheyecho sudhu mid day 
meal, paaoni je kono SHIKKA.
Seyi Park Street theke 
shuru 'Naari NIRJAATAN';
aar sahyo kora jaayena, 
ebaare hok ei sarkar er PATAN.
Emon ekti jaati bote, bojhena 
kono rajnoitik CHAAL;
magaj dholai korbaar jonno ee toh 20 
taaka r pouch e dicche cholai MAAL.
Ekdom dakshin Kolkata kendrik 
sarkar, tai dakshin Kolkata r 
lokjon er kache sab ee BHALO;
kintu gram er lokeder katha 
keyu bhabena, emon ki uttarbanga 
te o pouchoyni unnayan er AALO.
Kaader ke jano era bole 'Buddhijeevi', 
ogulo aasole samaaj er 
ek jaatiyo APODHAARTHO;
sudhu jaa hok kore kaaj aar paisa kamano 
r dhaanda, anaatel maarka lecture debe, 
kintu bojhe sudhu nijeder SWAARTHO.
Aar ekjon toh ghar er kheye, bon er 
mosh taarate jaaye, othocho samlaate 
paarena nijer ghar er AAGOON;
jaatiyo sthar e, oi 'Indi' r pindi chotke 
gache, khaal paare bose khaak barang 
panta bhaat aar pora BEGOON.
Kolkata High Court ache bolei ekhano 
tobu o shanti teh bneche thakte 
paarche sadharan MAANUSH;
noile Police aar Prashasan toh 
pratiyogita kore nijeder moddhe, je 
ke kaar theke nite paarbe beshi GHUSH.
Sudhu atyachaar aar 

durniti chhara, aar 

kono kaaj ee toh korena 

ei apadharto SARKAR; 
ekta rajmistri parjyonto Hyderabad, 

Chennai baa Kerala e giye bole, 

'amader okhane jaara sarkar chalaye, 

taara ekdum BEKAAR'."- Arindam Sain

SHASHAK DAL JE DUSKRITI AAR DHARSHAK DER PAASE ESE DAARAYE, ETE KINTU AARO BAARCHE SAMAGRA BANGAALI JAATI R BIPAD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangaali jaati 
r aatmasamman e 
legeche CHUNKAALI; 
jekhane baari r bou der ke, jor kore, 
neta der dehosangini kora hoy, seyi 
jaayega r naam SANDESHKHAALI.'

BABOOL: 'Ebaar Sandeshkhaali 
te o hocche, aage jaantaam 
sudhu Kalighat aar SOVABAZAAR;
ebaar bujhlam, je hotath 
tarighori 500 taaka taa kano 
hoye galo ek HAZAAR.'

BABLA: ''Abar Proloy' cinema teh kintu 
dekhano hoyechilo, je bhenge poreche 
Sundarban er samaaj BYABOSTHA;
Police kono naalish nayena, ulte duskriti
der ee sahajya kore, taai Sandeshkhaali 
r mahila der, ei korun ABOSTHA.'

BALA: 'Sudhu Sandeshkhaali kano, 

Paschimbanga r onnyanno jaayega 
e ki meye raa adou NIRAPAD; 
shashak dal je duskriti aar dharshak der 

paase ese daaraye, ete kintu aaro baarche 

samagra Bangaali jaati r BIPAD.'"- Arindam Sain

THE TRANSPORT DEPARTMENT OF WEST BENGAL IS JUST BOGUS !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'Out of all the metropolitan 

cities, in terms of the transport 

system, Kolkata is still a VILLAGE; 

still you will find all those outdated 
buses or old fashioned buses in 
Kolkata even in this modern AGE. 
Be it East or 
be it WEST; 
'BEST' buses in Mumbai 
are still the BEST'.

CHENNAIYAN: 'In Chennai, the state 
government has given a student PASS; 
even the bus fare is kept low to 
provide relief to the middle CLASS.
The number of MTC buses are 
quite low in Chennai, but, from time 
to time, buses are always AVAILABLE;
just like KSRTC of Karnataka and 
KSRTC of Kerala, the TNSTC is 
also becoming PROFITABLE.'

DELHITE: 'No one can beat DTC in 
terms of bus services and there are 
also free travel in buses for WOMEN; 
the daily travel pass is popular, even 'Moovit' 
app is becoming popular to track the DTC 
night service buses every now and THEN.'

KOLKATAN: 'In comparison to other metro 
cities, the transport department of West 
Bengal Government is just BOGUS;
even with so much space outside the 
Sealdah Station, these ministers have 
failed to create a Sealdah Bus TERMINUS.
They are destroying the heritage of 
the Calcutta Tram Company and 
there is no student pass at ALL;
at least, under Left Front rule, there were 
so many government buses and transport 
cost was much cheaper in West BENGAL.
Forget about night service buses, 
just after 9.30 PM, you may not get 
a bus to reach your DESTINATION;
despite such poor service, the transport 

department increases the bus fare 
without any HESITATION.'"- Arindam Sain

IN PSU BANKS, THE BANK OFFICERS ARE FEELING AS IF THEY ARE IN A HELL !!!

"HERMIT: 'In PSU Banks, the 
Bank Officers are feeling 
as if they are in a HELL; 
nowadays they are being 
pressurized by saying, 'these much 
insurance products you must SELL'.
If 1000 employees of a PSU Bank 
are retiring in a year from a PSU 
Bank, they are recruiting just 400;
due to too much job pressure and 
multiple jobs, everyday all the officers 
feel demotivated before going to BED.'

KING: 'Even the suicide cases of the 
officers are increasing day by DAY; 
so, I am asking you, the finance minister, 
is it a healthy scenario, what do you SAY ?' 

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Not 
at all, your HIGHNESS;
by doing cruelty on employees, 
one must not do any BUSINESS.'

HERMIT: 'So, to bring a work 
and life balance, you must 
execute your MASTERPLAN;
otherwise, in that same post of 
the finance minister, we will look 
for some other capable MAN.'

KING: 'If any PSU Bank is not filling up 
at least 80 percent of vacant job posts 
within a year, just put restrictions 
on that PSU Bank with a huge FINE;
after the Lok Sabha Election 2024, if you 
want to stay as a Finance Minister, then 
just complete the merger process, only 

4 PSU Banks will be there down the LINE.'"- Arindam Sain

HAR RANG KI HOTI HAIN EK KHASIYAT; BAAKI AAP KI ZINDAGI, AAP KI NIYAT !!!

"Aye Dil tu thoda SAMBHAAL;
woh soni kudi kar di kya KAMAAL;
kharab hain, aye Dil, tera HAAL,
yunhi girta hain pyar mein har SAAL.
Radhika ke roop naa jaane hain KITNA,
paas toh aa hee jaati hai, dur bhaagu JITNA.
Mausam ki tarah badalti hain ROOP;
kabhi dhund toh kabhi DHOOP. 
Sambhalne ko kahe har pal yeh DIMAAG;
par pyar hee toh bujhaye Dil ki AAG.
Mil ke biccharna, phir bicchar ke MILNA;
jaise bagicho mein naya phool KHILNA.
Zindagi ka pehla ishq toh hain CHINGARI;
agar laagi hawa, toh wahi ho jaaye BHAARI.
Muskil hain pehla pyar ko BHULNA;
aur naye pyar ko ussi se karte hain TULNA.
Har rang ki hoti hain ek KHASIYAT;
baaki aap ki zindagi, aap ki NIYAT.
Kaante hain, isilye 
khubsurat hain GULAAB;
saayed isiliye shinghashan mein joh
baith tha hain, wahi hain NAWAB."- Arindam Sain

AGGEY HAAN, BHAWANIPUR ER ELGIN ROAD EI ONAAR BAARI !!!

"Jharh uthbaar aagey, kono 
gaach er paata ki aar NOREY; 
kintu jharh uthle, kato 
ki je jaaye UREY.
Taai naki, raakhbe 
boleche MOUNOBRATA;
tobu o nazar 
raakho ANOBARATA.
Aggey haan, Bhawanipur er 
Elgin Road ei onaar BAARI;
sedin kintu khub druto gati 
te ee beriye gechilo seyi GAARI.
Hitler bollen je aapni barong 
Japan er sahajya NIN; 
bhoy nei, Madagascar obdi, apnake 
niye chole jaabe ei SUBMARINE.
Singapore e, sena baahini tairi 
korei rekhechilen 'RASHBEHARI'; 
uni jog diteyi, 'Azad Hind Fauz' 
e jog debaar hirik uthlo BHAARI. 
Ei 'Azad Hind Fauz' niye, kore 
dekhalen Moirang e teh 
jaatiyo pataaka UTTOLAN;
British raa bujhe gechilo, je 
ebaar kintu shuru hoye gache 
saamarik vaahini r ANDOLAN.
Plane toh okhane bhengei PORENI;
Nehru r char gulo o peechu CHHARENI.
1948 saal obdi opekkha naa 
kore, ei teen te lobhi netaa kintu 
mene nilen desh er BIBHAAJAN;
British raa emni ee paalate 
shuru korechilo, desh bhaag er 
chilo na kono PROYOJAN.
Jekhanei jato chaddobesh 

ei keyu ghure beraak naa 

kano, maatribhumir proti 

thakbei ekta alaada TAAN;
16.09.1985 r din Bhagaban Ram 

er Ayodhya nagari teh, asthaasi 

bachor er Gumnaami Baba r shorir 

e, roilo naa aar PRAAN."- Arindam Sain

'AKAAL DEEPAVALI' HOGI AAB SE HAR SAAL KE 22 JANUARY KE DIN, SAAJ UTHEGI 'AYODHYA DHAM' !!!

"'Kachchh' se le kar 'Kaho' tak, 'Kashmir' 
se le kar 'Kanyakumari' tak, gunje hain 
ek hee naara, ek hee NAAM;
wahi joh hain 'Maryada Purushottam', 
wahi joh hain 'Raghupati Raghav', sab 
ek saath mil ke bolo, 'Jai Shri RAM'.
Jaane kitne barsho ke baad 
aaj ek khusi ka din MILAA;
uccha nyayalay mein naa jaane 
kitne barsho tak yeh case CHALAA. 
Le ke Prabhu Shri Ram ka naam, 
shuru karo koi bhi shubh KAAM;
hamesha achcha hee hoga 
woh shubh karya ka ANJAAM.
Hoslaa tha buland aur SHAKT;
aaj khush hain sabhi Ram BHAKT.
22.01.2024 ko hogi Ayodhya 
ke Raj Shinghashan mein 
Raja Ram ka 'Raj TILAK'; 
joh log abhi bhi naastik hain, woh 
log bhi Bhagwan Ram ke saran mein 
aa jaaye, jyada na karein NAATAK.
'Akaal Deepavali' hogi aab 
se har saal ke 22 January ke din, 
saaj uthegi 'Ayodhya DHAM';
poore viswa mein maanaya jaaegi 
yeh 'Pran Pratistha Diwas', phir ek baar 
jor se bolo, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain

KHARAB HO GAYA HAIN WAHAAN KA SANSKRITI; HAR CHEEZ MEIN HOTI HAIN GHATIYA RAJNEETI !!!

"HIRALAL: 'Bangaal mein woh 
jagah ka naam hain PURULIA; 
jahaan Hindu dharm ke sadhu sant o 
ko peeta gaya aur kapda bhi khol LIYA.'

PANNALAL: 'Bhagva rang se itna 
darr ta kyon hain yeh log, kharab 
ho gaya hain wahaan ka SANSKRITI; 
wahaan toh koi kaam milta nahi, doosre 
rajya mein kaam karne jaate hain yeh log, 
har cheez mein hoti hain ghatiya RAJNEETI.'

CHUNILAL: 'Lekin Bangaal Police 
ne ish baar sahi mein kiya 
hain accha KAAM; 
kuch lucchey lafangey ke 
liye Bangaal ka sanskriti 
ho raha hain BADNAAM.'

MOTILAL: 'Bangaal sarkar 
ko bahut laabh hoti hain 
har saal, yeh Ganga Sagar 
mela ke KAARAN;
par kya aagle saal se, Ganga Sagar 
mein nahane ke liye sadhu log 
aayenge, agar rakhoge 'Palghar 
Kaand' jaise UDAHARAN.'"- Arindam Sain

THIK HOLO ACHAMKA, JE EBAAR AAMRA CHORUIBHAATI KORTE, JAABO DUMKA !!!

"Indian Bank, Noapara shakha e, eto 
kaaj er moddhe, thik holo ACHAMKA; 
je ebaar aamra choruibhaati 
korte, jaabo DUMKA.
Jharkhand rajya ke 'Prakriti Maa' 
sundar kore saajiyechen DHELE; 
ei rajya teh ghorbaar sujog keyu 
chharena, ekbar sujog PELE.
12.01.2024 er din taa ke kano 'Yuva 
Diwas' bola hoy, seta jaane SABAAI; 
jehetu taana aaro 2 din chuti, taai ei 
din ei aamra choruibhaati korte JAAI. 
Swami Vivekananda r jamodin e, 
paarod o besh komlo BOIKI;
kuasha e bhora sakaal e, gaari o chollo 
dheere dheere, nilo na kono JNHUKI. 
Rampurhat jaabar samay, raasta r 
ashepashe r sorshe khet periye, tarpor
NH 114A dhore chutlo amader GAARI; 
Shikaripara r thik aageyi holo 'Sain 
Kripa Line Hotel', khide peyechilo, taai 
sabai khete boslaam TARATARI. 
Besh tripti korei khelum aamra 

Jharkhand er knhaati goru r 

doodh er tairi paneer er tarkari 

aar garam garam RUTI;

doodh chaa o besh suswaadu laaglo, 
khaatia gulo e bose, sabaar mon e 
hocchilo, ekhanei hok choruibhaati, 
aar korte hobena CHUTOCHUTI.
Pattabari teh ese, Dumka 
jabaar raasta na dhore, barong 
baam dike Siuri jabaar 
raasta taa DHORUN; 
tarpor Chakalta more hoye dhuke 
jaan daan dike r raasta e, er por 
kintu raasta r dui paash er praakritik 
drisya satyi ee DAARUN.
Jekhane aamra choruibhaati 
korlum, seta kintu Massanjore 
Dam er thik ulto dik e, ei 
jaayega r naam BASKICHAK;
dur e dekha jacche katogulo 
choto pahaar, aar Trikut pahaar 
theke beriye aasa ei Mayurakshi 
nadi r jwal o korche besh CHAKCHAK. 
Jharkhand er sab theke shikkito gram, 

Makrampur er lokeder jonnyo satyi ee ekta 
bhalo kaaj kore dekhiyechen Jharkhand 
er mukhyamantri Hemant SOREN;
30.10.2023 e, 198 koti taaka r ei 
2.34 kilometre lamba setu, jeta 
Makrampur ke Kumrabad er saathe 
jhurche, seyi setu r udbhodon uni KOREN. 
Pratham er dikey, ei setu r naam 
deowa hoyechilo 'Shibu Soren SETU';
kintu pore hoye galo 'Selfie Bridge', prochur 
lokjon ekhane ese selfie toley JEHETU.
Baskichak e kintu ache nouka, 
kortei paaren 'NOUKAVIHAAR'; 
ekhane surjyaasto taa eto sundor, je 
ghurte aaste icche korbe ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

A POOR GIRL BECOMES RICH AFTER A MATRIMONY; BY FILING A FAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CASE AND GETTING DIVORCE ALIMONY !!!

"JUDGE: 'A poor girl becomes 
rich after a MATRIMONY; 
by filing a fake domestic violence 
case and getting divorce ALIMONY.'

LAWYER: 'As the divorce cases 
have increased, lawyers like 
us, are earning a LOT;
look at the numbers, really, 
so many divorce cases in 
all the courts we have GOT.
After so many amendments, 
adultery is no longer a CRIME; 
so a married woman can stay with 
her boyfriend, to enjoy quality TIME.'

JUDGE: 'Some laws must be amended 
as for the non working women, filing 
a fake DV case and looting money from 
her ex-husband is a lucrative BUSINESS;
the laws under the Hindu Marriage Act 

is absolutely bogus and obsolete, why 

make the lawyers rich, by intentionally 

delaying the divorce PROCESS.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR CAB APP HAS SO MANY COMPETITORS IN THE MARKET, IN THIS COMPETITION, YOU ARE A MISFIT !!!

"CAB DRIVER: 'Take a walk to the 
main road, I cannot go to your 
point of LOCATION; 
if you have difficulty in 
walking, then you can cancel 
the ride without any HESITATION.'

PASSENGER: 'Why should I cancel 
the ride to give the cancellation
fee, better you cancel IT; 
your cab app has so many 
competitors in the market, in this 
competition, you are a MISFIT.'

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CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'We have 
observed that for the past 3 months, 
and even in this festive SEASON, 
you have not booked 
any cab from our app, 
what is the REASON ?'

PASSENGER: 'We don't book any cab 
from that app where the drivers behave 
as if they are offering a free ride to US;
we are paying for the ride, so, we surely 
want the ease or comfort, very little things 
in customer service, you must FOCUS.'

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CAB DRIVER: 'Why have you deducted 
200 rupees extra for my two rides TODAY;
such cab apps are looting we 
such poor drivers, I must SAY.'

CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'You 
are under our radar based 
on an ESCALATION;
we have tracked that in two rides, 
you have not reached the point 
of the passenger's LOCATION.
So, 40 rupees each has been 
refunded back to the respective 
passenger's WALLET;
and 120 rupees, we have fined you for such 
a nuisance, we can cancel the agreement 
with you anytime, you must not FORGET.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGLA ABHIDHAAN E TOH EROKOM KONO SHABDO NEI, BARONG URDU TEH BOLE, 'INSAAF' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangla abhidhaan e 
toh erokom kono shabdo nei, 
barong Urdu teh bole 'INSAAF'; 
era 'Bichaar' baa 'Nyay'' sabha korle, tobu 
Bangaali ra khushi hoto, emni emni ki aar
Paschimbanga theke hoye gache SAAF.'

BABOOL: 'Jadavpur University 
teh je chele ta maara galo, 
kothay holo taar BICHAAR;
'Sainbari hatyakaando' te o, Nirupam Sen 
er kono shaasti holona, maanush bholeni 
seyi 34 bachor er baampanthi ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Arrey se ekta mota lok khaali 
Bangla bhasha niye kore khub UTPAAT;
koi aajker ei 'Insaaf' shabdo niye kono 
andolan neyi dekhchi, ekdum KUPOKAAT.'

BALA: 'Jaara China r katha e otha 
bosa korto, taader moddhe hotath 
jege utheche DESHATTWOBODH; 
tobu toh taara Bajrangbali r pujo kore, 
Maa Tara r pujo kore, kintu egulo toh 
naastik, maanush aar neyi NIRBODH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BALU' AAR 'KESTO' R PROTI KANO ETO PREETI; 'DAKU' DHORA PORLEI BAA KANO ETO BHEETI !!!

"Aar je banano gyalo na BOKA; 
kaaron eta 'SSKM' noy, eta 'ESI JOKA'. 
Eto durniti koreche, je ekta 
anchalik dal er neta netri der 
mukh e poreche CHUNKAALI;
ekta chor ke bnachacche grambaasi 
raa, ekta nirlajjo chor e der elaaka 
bote, oi 'SANDESHKHAALI'.
'ESI Joka' teh niye jetei, besh 
katha koilo Kalighat er KAKU;
eto ee jodi saut neta, tahole bhoy lukiye 
beracche kano sandeshkhaali r DAKU.
Bangabhoomi r Rajyapal er bhumika 
niye o uthche onek PRASHNO;
paristhiti niyantran er baaire chole jacche, 
ekhano kiser eto jiggasa r CHINNO.
Je durnitigrasto anchalik dal 
garib maanush er taaka loot 
kore, Dubai teh kore PACHAAR;
seyi dal chaakri dite paarena, DA 
dite paarena, eta o toh ek dharan 
er nongra rajneeti aar ATYACHAAR.
'Balu' aar 'Kesto' r proti kano eto PREETI;
'Daku' dhora porlei baa kano eto BHEETI.
'Bheetu Bangaali' der samasya eikhanei, je 
eder maanosikota chirokaal ee knaakra 
aar kangaali der mato, aar era chor, 
daaku der ee beshi BHALOBASHE;
tarpor jakhan peeth jaaye deowaal e theke, 
durniti aar protarona r shikaar hoye, takhan 
'Bagha Bangaali' der kaache chaaye sahajya, 
eisab dekhe, oporwala o HAASE."- Arindam Sain

IT IS BETTER TO EAT CHAPATTIS OF WHEAT OR BAJRA AND DO YOGA EXERCISE DAILY, THIS IS MY LITTLE ADVICE !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Both your blood pressure 
and blood sugar is on the RISE; 
control your taste buds, 
don't be a fool, be WISE. 
After the age of 35 years, 
everyone must control themselves 
about eating any MEAT; 
eat it only once or twice a month, 
be a vegetarian, there are so many 
types of vegetarian dishes to EAT.'

PATIENT: 'Blood pressure 
and Blood sugar keeps 
on FLUCTUATING; 
by thinking about it, there 
is no point in putting some 
restrictions on meat EATING.'

DOCTOR: 'Red meat is the 
direct cause of increasing 
blood pressure in these DAYS; 
and there is basically no valuable 
protein at all in the poultry 
chicken that we eat NOWADAYS. 
People don't listen to 
the doctors and suffer 
from heart BLOCKAGE; 
in this modern era, there is no 
guarantee, anyone can suffer from 
heart attack even in their younger AGE. 
Eat soyabean curry which almost 
tastes like meat, and try to avoid 
eating too much potato and RICE; 
it is better to eat chapattis of wheat 
or bajra and do yoga exercise 
daily, this is my little ADVICE.'"- Arindam Sain