BINDAAS BADMAASH !!!

BINDAAS BADMAASH !!!

Written by: Arindam Sain

"Teri gali mein aaj ANDHERA; 

par yahan se aasman mein dikhe TARA. 

Kaal ho gayi 

teri SHAADI; 

behroopiya bann ke aaya, phir 

bhi pehchan liya teri DAADI. 

Daadi ne boli, 'Arrey, beta, 

aane mein bahut der KARDI; 

har mahina tu jail jata hain, 

chhorh de yeh GUNDAGARDI.' 

Yeh policewalon ne jail ke andar 

bahut maara hain DAANDA; 

tere baap ne riswat diya hain inh logon 

ko, taah ki hum ho jaaye THAANDA. 

Logon ko bhale hee 

hum dono ka saccha pyar 

laage ekdum BAKWAASH; 

par yeh dil ka mamla hain, mann mein than liya 

tha, ki tere ko hum tere pati ke ghar se hee utha le 

jayenge, kyon ki hum hain 'Bindaas BADMAASH'. 

Par daadi toh 

daadi hee hain, 

jor se haaske BOLI; 

'arrey woh toh shaadi hone se pehle hee 

pata nahi kahan ho gayi gayab, woh bhi hain 

bindaas badmaash, nahi hain ekdum BHOLI.' 

Tere baap ne phir se laaga diya 

aadmi mere peeche, bole toh, 

ekdum waat laaga dala, aye YAARA; 

yeh mobile phone pe hee 

poori kahani sunegi kya, kahan 

chhupi hain tu bata ZAARA ? 

Accha, tu Premnagar railway station ke 

platform pe kar rahi hain mere liye INTEZAAR; 

tu toh hum se bhi jyada ziddi nikla re, 

maan gaye tere ko, mere YAAR. 

Wahan se jaayenge Dehradun, aur Arya Samaj 

Mandir pe kar lenge shaadi, ish baar toh yeh 

bindaas badmaash ki baat SUNO; 

uske baad chhupne ke liye mere mama ke ghar 

hain na Mumbai pe, wahich Mumbai pe, bole toh, 

ekdum jhakkas rahenge hum DONO."- Arindam Sain

WOH INSAAN TOH TUM HEE HO, JISNE KHUD LIKHA HAIN APNA ITIHAAS !!!

"Kabhi kabhar peeche 

mudhke zaroor DEKHO; 

purani woh suhani yaadein 

zaroor yaad RAKHO. 

Kaise chal kar aaye 

hum woh RAASTE; 

yun hee masti mein 

haaste HAASTE.  

Baash woh sunehri 

yaadein hain rahe JAATI; 

woh waqt phir kabhi 

laut ke naa AATI. 

Par har raat 

ke baad aati 

hain naya SAVERA; 

dil ka darwaza khol ke 

dekho, tumhare aaspaas 

sab kuch hain kitna SUNEHRA. 

Veer ho tum, badhao 

agla kadam APNA; 

aage nahi badhoge, toh 

kaise poora hoga SWAPNA. 

Itni dur joh badiya se chal ke 

aaye ho, kya hoti nahi hain 

kabhi khud ko yeh EHSAAS; 

aaine ke saamne khada hoke dekho, 

woh insaan toh tum hee ho, jisne khud 

likha hain apna ITIHAAS."- Arindam Sain

DOOT, DOOT, DOOT, DOOT, ESECHE DUARE DOOT !!!

"Doot, doot, doot, doot, 

eseche duare DOOT; 

saare chaar bachor por mon e porlo 

bujhi, e toh dekhchi duare eseche BHOOT. 

Garib er baari khete ele, 

hoy jaaye bujhi ARUCHI; 

du bela khabar jotena bhalo kore, ki kore 

khete debo khaasi r mangsho aar fulko LUCHI. 

Sadharan manush kheye jaaye 

thappor, janate giye ABHIJOG; 

khub ahankaar hoyeche apnader, jene rakhun 

tobe, apnader kopal e royeche DURBHOG. 

Etodin dhore kaaj e 

merechen FNAAKI; 

ekhan ekhane korte 

esechen EAARKI; 

etodin dhore sahyo korlum taai, 

noile amraa kobe ee bujhe 

gechilum ei sab CHAALAAKI; 

paash er pichiye pora rajyo gulo e 

bhalo ee unnayan hocche, ki bhabchen, 

aamra kono khabor rakhi na NAAKI. 

Ekta class eight pass kora duskriti 

chaalaye tandav, othocho graftar 

hoye jaaye birodhi MLA; 

uni hoyto eka, kintu onaake toh 

maanush vote diye jitiyeche, jato ee 

hok na se kom boyeshi CHELE.  

Sarkari karamchari ra ekhano 

pelen na mahargya bhaata, ebaar 

onaara o na daye dharmaghat DEKE; 

koshagar e jodi neyi taaka, tahole onyo 

rajya gulo e giye, nirbachani prochar er 

taaka gulo aase kotha THEKE. 

Mid day meal e, murgi r 

maangsho r badal e, 

milche tiktiki ba SAAP; 

'magaj dholai' jato ee korun na 

kano, prayaschitto kortei hobe, 

jakhan korechen PAAP. 

Raasta e bose, ekhano yogyo 

shikkhak shikkika ra kore 

cholechen andolan aar PRATIBAAD; 

shilpo, shikka, swasthya aar shaasan 

byabostha, ei sab gulo ke ee dekhchi

kore diyechen apnara BARBAAD."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA BY 317 RUNS ON 15.01.2023 TO WHITEWASH SR LANKA BY 3-0 !!!

"In Thiruvananthapuram, Gill 

started the attack through OFFSIDE; 

which field setup is the right one, the 

Sri Lankan skipper failed to DECIDE. 

When Virat starts 

dominating like a KING; 

the opponent team bowlers 

can almost do NOTHING. 

The confidence level was so high, 

that at every shot by Kohli, it 

was just pure perfect TIMING; 

though, Shubman was also 

rocking the show, but, got bowled 

due to Rajitha's smart BOWLING. 

Gill went out at 

his score of 116; 

but, then, what an outstanding 

batting by Virat it has BEEN. 

Both KL Rahul and Suryakumar 

Yadav got out early, though each 

of them got one LIFELINE; 

India scored 390 runs and with 

an unbeaten knock of 166 runs, 

Kohli looked so fantastic and FINE. 

Mohammed Shami gave a good support, 

but, when Mohammed Siraj is on fire, 

you probably don't need to rely on OTHERS; 

Siraj did a run out and took 4 wickets 

including the Sri Lankan openers with the 

same surname but they are not BROTHERS. 

India whitewashed Sri Lanka by 3-0, 

on 15.01.2023, and the victory by 317 

runs by India is the biggest ever MARGIN; 

Kuldeep Yadav bowled a classic googly delivery 

on this day, though, this information may not 

feature in any news BULLETIN."- Arindam Sain

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA BELIEVED IN GROOMING UP THE 'YOUTH' !!!

"Even a poisonous snake 

was impressed with his 

passion to do MEDITATION; 

the people of Chicago started 

thinking, 'who is this charismatic 

monk from India NATION' ? 

Ramkrishna Paramhans Dev 

rightly found a real DIAMOND;  

in front of Maa Kali, he asked for something else, 

such was the magic of that special divine BOND. 

Maa Kali gave 

Narendra, what he WANTED; 

his guru gave him the enlightenment, though, 

for the right time, Ramkrishna WAITED. 

Once a Rajput King said to him that 

God cannot be seen, so there is a 

question mark about God's EXISTENCE; 

he said that your ancestors' photos from the palace 

cannot be removed by you, as in those photos, 

your mind perceives their supernatural PRESENCE. 

Swami Vivekananda believed 

in grooming up the 'YOUTH'; 

then only, you can think 

about your nation's GROWTH. 

His ideology of unity in diversity 

has infused the idea of 

one national IDENTITY; 

when it comes to doing the patriotic duty for 

our 'Bharat Maata', our mind and soul must 

unite as a single 'Bharatiya' ENTITY. "- Arindam Sain

MY GOODNESS ! YOU GUYS ARE SO FEARLESS INSIDE THIS WILD FOREST !!!

"CIVILIAN: 'My goodness ! You guys 

are so fearless inside this wild FOREST; 

within a span of every 24 hours, 

you guys take only 4 hours REST. 

You guys are enjoying yourself in this 

forest, a gala time with a delicious FEAST; 

it seems as if in this wild forest, 

there is not a single ferocious BEAST.'

COMMANDO: 'We are trained by the Special 

Force of the Indian Army like that ONLY; 

we can live in any wild forest along with 

wild animals, we never feel LONELY. 

Some of these animals are great spies, 

you can only feel their presence, 

but, cannot spot them CLEARLY; 

but, their timely signalling system and 

network is stronger than any telecom 

company indeed, CERTAINLY.'"- Arindam Sain

GAA GARAM KANO HOBENA BOL, TV TEH JE DEKHCHI 'SHOLAY' CINEMA !!!

"BHAGNE: 'Ki thanda ta ee 

na poreche MAMA; 

aami knaapchi pore 

sweater o mota JAAMA; 

aar tumi lungi pore ghar e

ghurcho, paroni PYAJAMA.'

MAMA: 'Amaar ghar er ei TV ta praaye dus 

bachor purono, company r naam 'PANORAMA'; 

gaa garam kano hobena bol, 

TV teh je dekhchi 'Sholay' CINEMA; 

ei 'Mehbooba' gaan ta sesh holeyi, 

beje jaabe yuddha r DAMAMA.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED SRI LANKA BY 91 RUNS IN A T-20 MATCH ON 07.01.2023 !!!

"On 07.01.2023, initially, the Sri Lankan 

bowlers started to POUNCE; 

Ishan Kishan had to go back to the 

pavilion after getting tricked by a BOUNCE. 

Sri Lanka failed to understand 

that Gill and Tripathi were just 

showing them the TRAILER; 

as Suryakumar Yadav showed them 

the entire cinema being a superhero 

as well as a STORYTELLER. 

In just 51 balls, 'SKY' scored 112 runs, 

what an outstanding KNOCK; 

chasing 229 runs is quite tough, and 

Axar Patel gave Sri Lanka, the first SHOCK. 

Arshdeep Singh came back 

in his old form to have 

a bowling figure of 20/3; 

due to Arshdeep Singh, the 

Shanaka, the real game changer 

batsman of Sri Lanka got out at 23. 

Hardik, as usual led from the 

front in the bowling department 

and knows well how to MANAGE; 

having an all rounder as a captain after 

a long time, for the Indian team, it is 

surely an added ADVANTAGE. 

India won by a huge margin 

of 91 runs and Chahal did his job 

well in spin bowling BUSINESS; 

Umran needs to learn some swing, but, it 

was indeed an impressive service provided 

by the 'Jammu EXPRESS'."- Arindam Sain

YOUR MENTALITY MUST ALWAYS REMAIN BOLD !!!

"Your mentality must 

always remain BOLD; 

age is just a number, so, 

you are never too OLD; 

wise men 

once TOLD; 

'if you are tough, you can even 

fight against extreme COLD; 

if you are smart, 

you can even find out 

goldmines to earn GOLD'; 

even if your profit is less, make 

sure, that the brand value must be 

there, of whatever product you SOLD. 

Customers will always 

ask you several questions, 

time and AGAIN; 

your job is to convince the customers 

that after buying your company product, 

what he/she is going to GAIN; 

he/she should not feel that 

his/her invested money 

is going to a DRAIN; 

rather, the calculation of net 

profitability in the long term must 

be perceived by his/her BRAIN."- Arindam Sain

APNADER O BHALO LAAGBE DU DIN ER JONNYO EI JHARKHAND ER SIMULTALA E GHURTE ELE !!!

"Naxalite elaaka toh ki hoyeche, Sundarban 

toh noy, jeh thakbe okhane BAGHMAMA; 

raat e train e chorlei, bhorh e jaabo pouche, 

train er naam, 'Howrah-MOKAMA'. 

Sekhane pouche dekhi, neyi kono 

thakbar hotel, kintu royeche 

bishaal sab zamindar BAARI; 

caretaker ta besh bhalo, duto room 

poriskaar kore, ekdum thikthak 

kore dilo, besh TARATARI. 

Suryoday r por, mon e holo, 

satyi ki apurba ei JAAYEGA; 

adhikangsho samay bidyut thakena, taai 

kuo r jwal ei dhuye nilaam haath, paa, GAA. 

Oi zamindar baari r caretaker 

diye galo, shaal paata e, garam 

garam kochuri aar aloo r DUM;

ekhaankar paaniyo jwal er emon ee 

goon, je aapni kheteyi thakben khabaar, 

aar sab hoye o jaabe HAJAM. 

Oi caretaker bolle je, dupur e r menu 

teh royeche sthaaniyo kochi pnaatha r 

jhol aar basmati chaal er BHAATH; 

ekhaankaar lokjon bhalo ee bangla 

bole dekhchi, khabar aar jeevanjapon 

e o neyi tamon kono TOFAATH. 

Oi lattu pahar e pouchono r 

mojaa ee chilo ONYORAKOM; 

ekhaane apni roddur e haafiye jete paaren, 

kintu ghaam onekta ee beroye KOM. 

Din er bela tei, oi rajbari teh dhukle 

mon e hobe, jano sab rajokiyo bhoot 

ekhane kore BASOBAAS; 

mile er por mile, ekdum neyi kono 

shabdo, aar maati taa o kamon odbhut, 

khub ekta hoyna bhalo CHAAS. 

Seta chilo 2004 saal, 

St. Thomas engineering college er 

3rd year er chaatro aamra SABAAI; 

Kolkata e koi eto khidey paayena, sekhane 

giye jano, sabsamay khidey pacche, khali 

mon e hocche, ebar kichu ekta KHAAI. 

Madhyanno bhoj er por, 

ghum ta holo besh JABBAR; 

bikele abaar edik odik jaaoa jaabena, 

kichu naxal ra naki khub ee BARBAR. 

Station er kache ekti misti 

dokaan er saamne dekhlam 

bhajche garam garam RASOGOLLA; 

oi dui taaka daam er garam rasogolla aamra 

sabai mile onekgulo ee khelam, seyi khaati 

chhana r swaad konodin ee jaabe na BHOLA. 

Se samay mobile tamon 

chilo na, sudhu ee landline, 

taa o abaar cross connection 

hoto PROCHUR; 

ekti dokan er landline phone theke je jaar 

baarite phone korbaar por, baasa e firey dekhi, 

neyi bidyut, caretaker dhoriye dile ek thonga 

kore muri, aloo r chop aar CHANACHUR. 

Raat e sthaaniyo bonmurgi r 

maangsho diye bhaath, 

se ek daarun BYAPAR; 

mombati r aalo e, sere noisobhoj, chole 

gelum sabai chaadh e, oi jyotsna raat e, 

bhoot pret niye alochona shuru holo ABAAR. 

Thik holo je, baari r moddhe, 

dressing table er aaina r 

saamne r table e 

raakhbo amra MOMBAATI; 

aatma toh elo ee naa, barong nijeder ke ee 

aaina e dekhe bhoot mon e hocchilo, raat e 

kaarur ghum aar aasena, kothao ghurte ele, 

khub ee sakriyo hoye jaaye ei Bangaali JAATI. 

Bhorh er dike ghumiye, 

uthlaam jakhan, takhan 

praaye baaje BAAROTA; 

aajker kintu menu teh bhaath 

noy, barong khaasi r mangsho 

diye khelam chhatu r PAROTA. 

Simultala station theke, Kolkata 

jaabar train dhore nilam, oidin BIKELE; 

apnader o bhalo laagbe, du din er jonnyo ei 

Jharkhand er Simultala e ghurte ELE.'"- Arindam Sain

NIJER MAATRIBHOOMI EBONG TAAR SANSKRITI R PROTI SHRADDHA O BHALOBASHA NA THAKLE, BIDESH E GIYE O, THAAKE NA TAAR PARICHAY R ASTITWA !!!

"Haath e ekta kalam aar KAAGAZ; 

pratiniyoto lagai MAGAZ; 

ei jivan ke ki kore kora jaaye aaro SAHAZ. 

Kintu maanush er mon je baro ee JOTIL; 

shanto pukur e o mere daye DHIL; 

eendur dekhlei, shikar kore naye CHIL. 

Rabindranath Tagore jato ee 

banak na kano 'SHANTINIKETAN'; 

ei sab kupamanduk gulo 

ekhano hoyni SACHETAN; 

tai kaankra r mato ladai kore, deke 

eneche nijeder ee oitihyo r PATAN. 

Bhagye r, 

e ki PARIHAAS; 

era nijerai porena nijeder 

purbapurush der ITIHAAS; 

era bhooleyi gache je, 'Akhanda Bharat' er swapno 

jeeni dekhiyechilen, teeni holen 'Netaji SUBHASH'.  

Yuva samaj ke 

egiye aaste hobe, 

nite hobe DAAITWA; 

'Swami Vivekananda' r swadeshi 

jagaran, Bharat Maata r proti 

kartavya ke ditei hobe GURUTWA; 

nijer maatribhoomi ebong taar sanskriti r proti 

shraddha o bhalobasha na thakle, bidesh e giye o, 

thaake na taar parichay r ASTITWA. "- Arindam Sain