Sunday, November 28, 2021

ISH DHARTI PE JAB TAK HO ZINDA; UDHTA RAHE YEH DIL, JAISE KI HAIN KOI PARINDA !!!

"Ish dharti pe 
jab tak ho ZINDA; 
udhta rahe yeh dil, 
jaise ki hain koi PARINDA. 
Khulaa hain 
yeh AASMAAN; 
kahi na kahi rakha huya hain tere 
liye, ek keemti pyarbhari SAAMAAN. 
Jab udh raha hain yeh DIL; 
tu kahi bhi kisi se bhi MIL. 
Bheerh mein ho 
jaayo SAAMIL; 
dhund lo aapni saccha pyar aur 
saabit karo ki tum ho uski KAABIL. 
Jab nazrein mil jaaye, sirf 
aur sirf apni dil ki SUNO; 
dhadkanein thoda tez hogi, phir bhi ek 
doosre ka haath naa chhoro tum DONO. 
Aab udho eksaath aasmaan 
mein, kyon ho PARESAAN; 
khullam khulla saccha pyar 
karoge, tabhi toh badegi SHAAN. 
Logon kaa kaam hain kahena, 
bahut mushkil bhi hain kuch logon 
ko sacche pyar ka matlab SAMJHAANA; 
par dimaag ko shaanth 
rakh degi yeh dil, jahaan sirf 
baajti rahegi pyar ka GAANA. 
Pyar toh andhaa hota hee hain, kyon 
ki dil ke maamle mein, dimaag thik 
tarah se naa kar paaye KAAM; 
zaroori nahi hain ki har pyar ka safar 
ananth ho, par udhte rahena chahiye, 
chahein jo bhi ho ANJAAM."- Arindam Sain

RAJPRASAAD ER GONDI CHARIYAA, JAABO MORA TAPOBAN E !!!

"Mon je CHANCHALO; 
tobu aankhi kano CHHALOCHHALO; 
dukkho lukiyaao naa mor kache, 
praan khuley katha BALO; 
uthiya paro ei prem er rath e, 
mor saathe bhramon e CHALO. 
Poriyaacho laal saree, 
sinthi teh SINDUR; 
hey rajkanya, ei rajputra 
tomaare niye jaabe BOHUDUR. 
Rajprasaad er gondi chariyaa, 
jaabo mora TAPOBON E; 
upolobdhi koribe tumi je maanush er proti 
prem royeche kato poshu pakkhi der MON E. 
Jato ee hayo na kano rajprasaad 
er rajkanya, prakriti r proti 
thaakile BHALOBASHA; 
ei gaach paala o jano khusi teh 
hoyiaa jaaye aaro sobuj, bojhe 
maanush er hriday r BHASHA. 
Ekbaar paash er jungle e, shikaar korite esey 
poriyachilaam bhaari bipad e, ei tapoban er 
wrishi raa ee baachiyechilo mor PRAAN; 
taarpor thekeyi wrishi der sathe goriya uthilo 
ekta susamparka, proti robibaar ei mora 
eikhaane aasiya bili kori TRAAN."- Arindam Sain

OPEN THE 'GOLDEN GATE'; REDUCE THE 'REPO RATE' !!!

"The Indian economy 
is going to boom 
at this STAGE; 
because it is ready 
to fly high after coming out 
from the 'pandemic period CAGE'. 
Open the 'Golden GATE'; 
reduce the 'Repo RATE'. 
Tell the sellers to BAKE; 
as the buyers are ready to buy the CAKE. 
At higher level, it is time 
for some AMENDMENT; 
to attract more investors 
to do more INVESTMENT. 
All financial institutions should 
be under strict vigilance at 
each and every PLACE; 
discipline to be maintained and motivate 
even the weaker teams to emerge as 
a dark horse to win the RACE."- Arindam Sain

BJP HAS BROUGHT IN THESE NORTH EASTERN STATES, A RAPID MODERN INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT

"KALIKINKAR: 'Both INC and Left Front 
welcomed TMC to help them, but, 
at present, the survival of both 
INC and Left Front is at STAKE; 
the victory of BJP in the Municipal 
Corporation election of 2021 in Tripura 
proved that giving tickets to the root level 
young leaders is not at all a MISTAKE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Except in Kerala, the 
Left Front has no existence and for 
years after years, the INC completely 
ignored the north eastern states and 
acted like any secret Chinese AGENT; 
the cause of 'Saffron Storm' in the neglected '
'Seven Sisters' is that the BJP has brought 
in these north eastern states, a rapid modern 
infrastructural DEVELOPMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 27, 2021

FOR ANY GOVERNMENT SCHEME, THIS FELLOW DEMANDS 'CUT MONEY' WHICH IS A KIND OF BRIBE !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why you guys 
were doing hooliganism that this 
Panchayat member has come here 
to request for his PROTECTION; 
do you guys have any idea 
what can happen to you all, 
if we file a case under 
any legal SECTION ?'

POOR FARMER: 'Sir, we are poor, 
but, we still feel proud that 
we are honest and belong 
to a peaceful TRIBE; 
we were protesting outside the 
Panchayat office because for any 
government scheme, this fellow demands 
'cut money' which is a kind of BRIBE.' 

PANCHAYAT MEMBER: 'Sir, just ignore 
their words, don't poke your nose 
into it, otherwise, you will soon 
get a transfer ORDER; 
you have just got a new 
posting here two weeks ago, 
now, your posting can be in any 
remote area of India-Bangladesh BORDER.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Do you 
have any idea about 
how big is our NOSE; 
next week, we will open all your 
pending case files, to give you 
some strong DOSE.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE AGE GROUP OF 18 YEARS TO 25 YEARS, THE 'ATAL PENSION YOJANA' SCHEME IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERHIT !!!

"No need to take any TENSION; 
you can also get the PENSION. 
If your age is still under 
40 years, you are eligible 
and can do the APPLICATION; 
if your age is 18 years, to get Rs. 5000/- 
monthly pension, the premium is just 
Rs. 210/- as per CALCULATION. 
For 42 years, a candidate of 18 years 
of age will deposit Rs. 1,05,840/- 
(210 X 12 X 42) as an INVESTMENT; 
when he attains 60 years of age, then onwards, 
till 62 years of age, he will get Rs.1,20,000/- 
as his monthly pension PAYMENT. 
The pension scheme 
will go on till that 
pensioner's expiry DATE; 
after the death of the pensioner, the 
nominee will get Rs. 8.5 lakhs, no matter 
whatever is the current market interest RATE. 
So, 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
is just like a long term 
'Recurring DEPOSIT', 
therefore, for the age group of 18 years 
to 25 years, the 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
scheme is absolutely SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-0 IN THE DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2021 !!!

"ATKMB started the match on 27.11.2021 
by attacking simultaneously from 
both left and right FLANK; 
the SCEB defenders were not 
doing man to man marking and were 
confused about how to fill in the BLANK. 
Due to Roy Krishna, the Mariner 
with the Jersey No. 21; 
the SCEB went down 
to ATKMB by 0-1. 
After just a few minutes, 
Joni Kouko made a perfect ASSIST; 
and Mariner Manvir Singh added 
another goal to his LIST. 
A long pass came in towards 
the SCEB penalty BOX; 
Arindam did a blunder and Liston Colaco 
capitalized on it like a smart FOX. 
After trailing by 3-0, SCEB went 
for goalkeeper SUBSTITUTION; 
Joni Kouko gained some self confidence 
in forward line, such was his INTUITION. 
In the second half, ATKMB 
did not play the game with 
an aggressive MENTALITY; 
rather felt satisfied with a 
3-0 victory over SCEB by playing 
a football of standard QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

SIR, WE HAVE A SUGGESTION TO IMPLEMENT A 'CASA READYKIT' WHERE THE 'READYKIT SERIAL NUMBER' (RSN) TO BE MAPPED WITH THE CIF NUMBER !!!

"ZONAL MANAGER: 'Big customers may 
not enter inside, as the branch is so 
overcrowded with customers and 
looking like any Ration SHOP; 
all digital products must be 
given to all the literate customers 
and regarding 'Digital products', 
we will surely do a 'WORKSHOP'.'

BRANCH MANAGER: 'Sir, we have 
a suggestion to implement 'CASA 
Readykit' where the 'Readykit Serial 
Number' (RSN) to be MAPPED; 
with the CIF number that is created by doing 
'Ekyc' by either biometric authentication 
or otp verification with UIDAI server, so, 
that more customers can be TAPPED.'

ASSISTANT BRANCH MANAGER:'Sir, CAPC 
must pass the uploaded documents within 
working days, to activate the savings account 
in which we gave instant CHEQUE-BOOK; 
even the customers will not 
visit the branch too frequently 
as they will be using the instant 
ATM card they TOOK.'"- Arindam Sain

ETO VOTE PEYEYO, MITLO NA KONO PURONO SAMASYA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Praaye sabaai bhebechilo je 
abaar khamota e ele, baarbe karmosansthan 
o maaine, kintu kothay ki, eto vote peyeyo, 
mitlo na kono purono SAMASYA; 
purnima aar jyotsna raat e jano 
aakash thaake meghla, aar 'andhokaar 
er roop' upobhog korbaar jonnyo 
toh aacheyi 'AMABASYA'.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo ee toh khelche 
dekhchi chupi CHUPI; 
Sonia Gandhi r mathaa 
teyo poriye dicche TUPI. 
Jebhabheyi hok jaatiyo stharh e, 
pradhan birodhi dal hote HOBE; 
kintu jaara 'SSC' r likhito parikkha e pass 
kore royeche, taara chaakri paabe KOBE. 

BABLA: 'Kono kaaj korbena, 
othocho dekhaabe AHONKAAR; 
aar nichu tala r durnitigrasto 
neta gulo toh ekdum BEKAAR.  
Shunyo peyechey maane ei noy, 
je ekdum domey gache 'LAAL; 
dorkaar porle oi 'SSC' durniti 
niye korteyi paare HARTAAL.'

BALA: 'Ei muhurte, oi ahonkaari netaa 
der ke maanosik dhakka, ekmaatro 
gerua shibir ee ditey SAKKHAM; 
ekmaatro taara ee hok pourasabha r praarthi, 
jaara dheergo din dhore gerua shibir er sainik 
achen ebong korechen prochur PARISHRAM. 
Abhineta raa sudhu oi stage e 
uthe, cinema r sanglaap bole, 
kurote paaren HAATHTAALI; 
kintu ekjon aasol rajnoitik neta 
ee kintu je kono dal er sanghatan 
ke kore SHAKTISHAALI.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 25, 2021

KHAATH TAA UTHLO KEPEY, EKTU MRIDU BHUMIKAMPO HOLO BODHHOY !!!

"Saal 2021, November maash er 
26 taarikh, hoyni takhan SURYODAY; 
seyi samay, khaath taa jano uthlo kepey, ektu mridu bhumikampo holo BODHHOY. 
Seeth kaal ei jano tectonic plate 
gulo norachora kore beshi, 
itihaas aache SAKKHI; 
ei bhumikampo ee jakhon samudra teh 
hoy, se Tsunami teh o khoti hoy prochur, 
maara jaaye kato poshu PAKKHI. 
Japan e naaki sunechi, 
'bhumikampo', noy aar kono 
samasya oder KAACHE; 
baari r deowaal gulo o naaki shakto 
kaagaj er tairi shunechi, taai baari bhenge 
porleyo bechey jabaar sambhabona ACHE. 
Notun baari tairi r 
samay, bheeth taa 
jano hoye SHAKTO; 
kaaron maati ektu beshi kepey uthleyi, 
kapaal e dukkho aache, jato ee apni hon 
naa kano 'Mahadev' er BHAKTO."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, November 21, 2021

INDIA WHITEWASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 3-0 IN THE PAYTM T-20 SERIES BY WINNING THE MATCH ON 21.11.2021 AT EDEN GARDENS BY 73 RUNS !!!

"To play in 'Eden Gardens', 
has always been each and 
every cricketer's DREAM; 
any opposition team is 
always kept under pressure 
due to loud 'Spectators SCREAM'. 
After winning the Paytm T-20 series 
within 2 matches, the target for 
India was to 'WHITEWASH'; 
Rohit Sharma, the 'Hitman' led 
from the front to score a fantastic 
half century, well played, SABBASH ! 
Three Indian batsmen 
became Santner's VICTIM; 
the ball got stuck at Sodhi's right 
hand palm, what a lucky wicket for HIM ! 
Though, both Venkatesh Iyer and 
Sreyas Iyer played a sensible KNOCK; 
but, in the last over, it was Deepak Chahar 
who gave the 'Kiwis', a last moment SHOCK. 
In quick succession, three 
wickets of New Zealand FELL; 
when to do the spin bowling, 
came the bowler, Axar PATEL. 
Chahal took the 
wicket of Martin Guptill 
who really batted so WELL; 
Ishan Kishan was outstanding in the 
fielding, whereas both Harshal and 
Venkatesh had a good bowling SPELL. 
India defended 184 runs by 73 runs on 
21.11.2021 to have a 3-0 series victory and 
some New Zealand team fans may WEEP; 
as another history has been 
created by India regarding 
the 'Clean SWEEP'."- Arindam Sain

THE DECISION OF 'WITHDRAWAL' IS A 'TIMELY MASTERSTROKE' !!! ' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Due to the withdrawal of 
the farming bill, the fake farmers and feudal 
lords of Punjab started to CELEBRATE; 
but, before the real farmers could 
understand what a good financial reform 
they have missed, it will be too LATE. 
Sometimes politics ruins the real 
socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 
farmers must go back now and do 
farming as per their REQUIREMENT.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'The fake farmers, 
farming brokers, some foreigners 
and some politicians did so much 
planning, but all went in VAIN; 
the decision of  'withdrawal' is a 'timely 
masterstroke', as if the'without ticket' hooligan 
passengers were ordered to get down from 
the train by the 'TTE' who pulled the CHAIN. 
The real 'Captain' of Punjab is desperate 
to take the sweet revenge of his insult, 
by winning in the upcoming ELECTION; 
in the upcoming war of 'Captain' Vs 'Comedian', 
it is upto the people of Punjab to make their
'democratic SELECTION'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 19, 2021

ATK MOHUN BAGAN STARTED THEIR CAMPAIGN IN ISL OF FY 2021-22 WITH A 4-2 VICTORY AGAINST KERALA BLASTERS ON 19.11.2021 !!!

"Within 5 minutes of the match, Hugo Boumous 
gave the lead and for ATK Mohun Bagan, the 
debutant emerged as the best 'Ball ORGANIZER'. 
Though Vazquez of Kerala Blasters kept on 
giving good passes, but, it was Sahal who 
netted the ball to score the EQUALIZER. 
Albino of Kerala Blasters had to 
foul as he had no other CHOICE; 
Roy Krishna scored from the 
penalty shootout to REJOICE. 
Roy Krishna missed so many easy chances 
which needs to be improved, later ON; 
Hugo scored another one and one of the 
best goals of any ISL got scored by LISTON. 
Kerala Blasters pulled back another one 
on 19.11.2021, as Pereyra Diaz somehow 
succeeded in defeating Amrinder 
who was performing well TOO; 
in the first match of ISL of FY 2021-22, 
ATK Mohun Bagan started their 
campaign with a victory against 
Kerala Blasters by 4-2."- Arindam Sain 

INDIA WON THE PAYTM T20 SERIES AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 19.11.2021 BY WINNING THE MATCH BY 7 WICKETS !!!

"New Zealand team was eyeing score 
of 200 runs, as it was an outstanding 
start by Guptill and MITCHELL; 
the Indian bowlers bounced back and 
tamed New Zealand at 153, as at regular 
intervals, their wickets started to FELL. 
As if Rahul Dravid has told both 
KL Rahul and Rohit Sharma, not to 
take any risk, just stay at the WICKET; 
that's why, steadily, the Indian opening 
partnership was of 117 runs, technically, 
a disciplined traditional CRICKET. 
Tim Southee, the bowler wearing 
the uniform of Black and GREY; 
took 3 wickets as he knows 
well how to pounce on its PREY.  
On 19.11.2021, India won by 7 wickets 
and Venkatesh Iyer was sent in 
earlier to boost his CONFIDENCE; 
India won the Paytm T20 series and 
Rishabh Pant sent the ball directly, back 
to back, twice outside the FENCE."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 18, 2021

CPI(M) ER AAMOLE, CHILO PROCHUR SANKHYAK SARKARI BUS; EMON KI CHILO 'STUDENT PASS' BAA 'MONTHLY PASS' !!!

"BABLOO: 'CPI(M) er aamole, chilo 
prochur sankhyak sarkari BUS; 
emon ki chilo 'student pass' 
baa 'monthly PASS'. 
Shramik sanghatan gulo r merudando diyeche 
bhenge, taai shramik raa paayena BONUS.

BABOOL: 'Je jaai boluk naa kano, sab 
theke bhalo parivahan mantri chilen oi 
hat pora baampanthi 'SUBHASH'; 
ekhan praaye sab route ei bus gache 
kome, office time e, taai prochur bheerh 
sab sarkari bus e, BAAROMAASH; 
tram gulo thaakle boyesko raa ebong school 
poruaa raa aaraam koreyi korto bhraman, 
kintu seyi tram company ee ekhan ITIHAAS.'

BABLA: 'Besarkari bus gulo e, ekta 
kore dorjaa dilo komiye, katogulo 
conductor hoye galo KARMOHEEN; 
taar opor besarkari bus gulo r jaa gati, 
jano aathero maash e bachor, se 
jato ee aapni beshi bharha DEEN.'

BALA: 'Dakshin Bharat e kintu 
sab ee sarkari bus, aar peye jaaben 
paanch minute antar antar, aar oi 
sab sahar raat eo thaake JEGEY; 
aar Kolkata toh naameyi metro city, raat 10 
taa r por ei jano parivahan pariseva ghumiye 
pore, onyo sahar theke keyu eley, taader taai 
ei sahar taa odbhut LAAGEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

INDIA WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 17.11.2021 !!!

"Rahul Dravid is now 
the new Big BOSS; 
on 17.11.2021, Rohit 
Sharma won the TOSS. 
Bhuvaneswar Kumar bowled 
a terrific inswinging delivery to 
get rid of one opening BATSMAN; 
Ravichandran Ashwin had to 
bowl a very special delivery to 
take the wicket of CHAPMAN. 
Martin Guptill of New Zealand 
kept on DOMINATING; 
164 runs looked competitive though 
the pitch looked good for BATTING. 
Though India had a good start and won 
the match by 5 wickets, but, Boult bowled 
well with a bowling figure of 31/2; 
Suryakumar Yadav wanted to finish 
the match but got bowled out at 
his score of 62."- Arindam Sain

Monday, November 15, 2021

'LOVE' IS INDEED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WORD !!!

"GIRL: 'Thanks a lot for adding 
sweetness to my WORLD; 
'Love' is indeed a very 
beautiful WORD. 
No matter even 
if you stay LOW; 
the 'river of romance' 
should always be in full FLOW.'

BOY: 'I never wanted a rose 
with a thorn, and is quite happy 
with you such MARIGOLD; 
be whatever you are, no 
need to glitter like any pearl, 
platinum, diamond or GOLD. 
Our sweet romance must 
have another vital outer sugar 
coating of 'FRIENDSHIP'; 
then only, both of us will learn how 
to swim and survive even if the ship 
sinks just like the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 12, 2021

TAARA NAAKI CHILO 'BAHIRAGATO' AAR 'BARGI'; AAR NIJEDER LOK GULO EE HOYE GALO MURGI !!!

"Taara naaki chilo 'Bahiragato' aar 'BARGI'; 
aar nijeder lok gulo ee hoye galo MURGI. 
Onnyanno rajya gulo e kome galo 
petrol aar diesel aar DAAM; 
aar Bangabhoomi teh proti maash e, sanchay 
khaata e, 500 taaka dileyi, hoy jaaye SUNAAM. 
Chaakri peleyi je sunbey 
naa era kono KATHA; 
proti taa club e, proti bachor taaka dileyi, 
aar vote er aagey, neyi kono MATHABYATHA. 
Je dal jeetbe, seyi 
dikeyi jaacche JHUKEY; 
khaal er jal ghola kore dicche boiki, 
nadi r onek maach gulo DHUKEY. 
Rajneeti je ekhan 'Club Cricket' 
baa 'Club Football' er mato 
hoye gache BYABSAA; 
aar emon obostha hoyeche chaaridike, 
je aar dus bachor por hoyto paaowa 
jaabena porjaapto sankhyak CHAASHAA. 
Nichu tala r neta gulo r je khidey aar 
metena, rakkhosh bote ek ekta, 
taar opor abaar HYANGLAA; 
notun shilpo toh dur er katha, 
jegulo aache, seyi sab factory 
teyo jhuliye dicche TAALA. 
Aayeen byabostha eto taai 
bhalo hoyeche je, jekhaane 
sekhaane fetey jacche BOMAA; 
naalish jaanalen, kintu kono laabh neyi, 
kaaron sab kichu r sesheyi kintu 
ghatonasthal e pouchoye kono MAMA. 
Chaakri aar kothay mashai, 
din din baarche Bangabhoomi 
teh, 'Shikkito BEKAAR'; 
kendriya sarkar jodi ebaar '100 din' er kaaj 
taa o daaye bandho kore, taahole chaaridike
pore jaabe HAHAKAAR."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

THE ENGINE OF THIS EXPRESS TRAIN IS COMPLETELY OUTDATED; SO OUR BRAND REPUTATION IN THE MARKET IS GETTING NEGATIVELY RATED !!!

"MARKETING MANAGER: 'By providing 
good customer services, we need to 
grab as many customers as we CAN; 
we will tap those customers whose 
'CIBIL score' is more than 700 after 
verifying their 'Aadhaar' and 'PAN'.'

HR MANAGER: 'The engine of this 
express train is completely OUTDATED; 
so our brand reputation in the market 
is getting negatively RATED.'

IT MANAGER: 'Unless you invest 
money on upgraded version or 
modern INFRASTRUCTURE; 
it is ultimately going to hamper 
the work culture of the entire 
organizational STRUCTURE.'

FINANCE MANAGER: 'To bring a rapid 
change in technology, allocation of 
more funds is the feasible SOLUTION; 
but, how can I approve or generate it, 
unless and until the board members 
pass the RESOLUTION.'"- Arindam Sain

Monday, November 8, 2021

A SENSIBLE AND SUPPORTIVE OPPOSITION IS A NECESSITY FOR A SMOOTH NATION BUILDING AS PER PAST STATISTICS !!!

"BABLOO: 'Except few politicians who 
came to BJP from TMC, others have 
miserably failed to DELIVER; 
and the Left Front tactfully did the marketing 
that BJP is becoming a B Team of TMC, so, 
the voters must become more CLEVER.'

BABOOL: 'BJP could have given 
more tickets to their root level 
experienced young leaders to motivate 
all the BJP supporters and WORKERS; 
because, basically, the voters started to have a 
mindset that BJP is not having its own strong 
party workers, so they are hijacking all the 
politicians from TMC, just like the HIJACKERS.'

BABLA: 'The Left Front for the first time 
gave so many young politicians, an 
opportunity to CONTEST; 
but their alliance with INC and 
especially with ISF gave them a 
big 'zero' in the final result of the TEST.'

BALA: 'Good leaders are resigning 
from INC, due to that age old, bad 
'Gandhi dynasty lobby' POLITICS'; 
a sensible and supportive opposition is 
necessity for a smooth democratic nation 
building as per past STATISTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 6, 2021

THIS IS THE IDEAL TIME TO REDUCE REPO RATE AND THE PRICES OF FUEL AND EDIBLE OIL TO TAME INFLATION !!!

"Make a direct phone call 
to all those Indians who 
are yet to take even the 
1st dose of VACCINATION; 
let 'W.H.O' predict whatever they feel like, 
but, the Indians have unitedly fought well 
against Corona virus and it is surely a 
moment to cheer for the India NATION. 
Thanks to the Indian Government that the 
vaccines were provided to all for free of COST; 
otherwise, due to so much poverty issues, 
many more lives could have been LOST. 
To raise the money for such a 
huge 'free vaccination drive' expenses, 
the prices of fuel and edible oil 
were raised INTENTIONALLY; 
now, when India has done more than 
100 crores vaccination, the leaders of those 
nations are also praising, who all criticized the 
rise of fuel prices in India, INTERNATIONALLY. 
Now, after analyzing the current 
pandemic scenario, it is in a very 
well controlled SITUATION; 
so, this is the ideal time to reduce 
repo rate and the prices of fuel and 
edible oil to tame INFLATION."- Arindam Sain

THE HINDU MALE MUST ALWAYS TAKE HUGE DOWRY AS A 'BACKUP MONEY FOR DIVORCE' BEFORE ACCEPTING A 'NON WORKING HINDU FEMALE' AS HIS WIFE !!!

"PRIEST: 'If a Hindu male gets married 
to any 'non working Hindu female', and 
then, if there is a divorce CASE; 
too much money gets drained out from the bank 
balance of that Hindu male, so, that the name of 
his wife in all the legal papers, he can ERASE.'

LAWYER: 'That's why, I always suggest 
any Hindu male to get married to any 
'working Hindu female' only to have 
a smooth and tension free LIFE; 
but, in other case, the Hindu male must 
always take huge dowry as a 'backup money 
for divorce', before accepting a 'non working 
Hindu female' as his WIFE.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, November 5, 2021

INDIA THRASHED SCOTLAND BY 8 WICKETS ON 05.11.2021 TO IMPROVE THEIR NET RUN RATE BY CHASING DOWN THE TARGET OF 86 RUNS IN JUST 6.3 OVERS !!!

"On 05.11.2021, against India, the 
Scotland team lost their first wicket 
when their team score was 13; 
Bumrah also bowled good yorker deliveries 
just like Shami, and both Shami and 
Jadeja each had a bowling figure of 3/15. 
Only Munsey and Leask crossed their 
individual score above 20 runs and 
Scotland got bundled out at 85; 
India had to chase it down at 7.1 overs to have 
better net run rate to surpass Afghanistan 
to have a better chance to SURVIVE. 
Wheal got the wicket 
of Rohit Sharma who 
scored a quick 30; 
India chased it down in 6.3 overs by losing 
just 2 wickets, as in just 18 balls, KL Rahul 
reached at his special  50."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, November 4, 2021

THE 'LIFE' IS A SERIES OF CYCLES WITH DIFFERENT VERSIONS AND JOURNEY, AND IS INDEED LIKE ANY THRILLING, ADVENTUROUS GAME !!!

"MAANAV: 'After my death, 
surely, again, I want to 
take a REBIRTH; 
in any of the other 'Earth' 
like planets of the other six solar 
system, but, not in the planet 'EARTH'.'

YAMRAJ: 'No matter in whichever 
'Earth' like planet, you take a rebirth, 
everywhere the problems are SAME; 
the 'life' is a series of cycles with different 
versions and journey, and is indeed like any 
thrilling, adventurous GAME.'"- Arindam Sain

KALI PUJO R DIN E, DUPUR BELA E HOLO PNAATHABALI; SURJYASTO R POREYI SHURU HOLO 'SHUBHO DEEPAVALI' !!!

"Kali pujo r din e, dupur 
bela e holo PNAATHABALI; 
surjyasto r poreyi shuru 
holo 'Shubo DEEPAVALI.' 
Amabasya r raat e, 
akaash er rang KAALO; 
chaaridike jwolche pradeep 
aar mombaati r AALO. 
Aajker ei din e, 
Ayoddha e firechilen 
Bhagaban RAM; 
taai toh Ayoddha baasi jwaaliyeche aajker 
din e paanch laakh er o beshi pradeep, 
jaaniye taader bhagawan Ram ke PRONAM. 
Ei din e o, hoy boiki lakkhi pujo, 
sabaai kore praarthona, jano 
bojaaye thaake sukh o SAMRIDDHI; 
shaanti jano biraaj kore sabaar 
sangsaar e, jodi naa o hoy aarthik 
upaarjon e tamon kono BRIDDHI. 
Ekbaar ek paahaari rail raasta e, 
ekta rail gaari gechilo aatke, 
chaaridike andhokaar, 
se je ek bishaal SURANGO; 
seyi rail gaari jakhan cholte aarambha 
korlo, aalo r dekha pelo yaatri raa, mon 
takhan abaar uru uru, thik jano khaancha 
theke mukti pelo kono BIHANGO. 
Ei 'Shubo Deepavali' r aalo r utsav er 
din ei hok sabaar jonnyo, ek 
notun aalokito ebong 
aishwaryamoyee yug er SUCHONA; 
durdharsho yoddha r mato durdaanto 
maanoshik shakti sanchay kore durbaar 
gati teh egiye jete hobe, je jato ee 
koruk SAMALOCHONA."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

FROM TODAY ONWARDS, IN ALL THE TEMPLES, PROVIDE FREE MEALS TWICE A DAY TO ALL THE DEVOTEES WHO VISIT THERE TO DO WORSHIP !!!

"HERMIT: 'In this Diwali festival, we must light 
up the entire kingdom, the pandemic period 
is over, we must overcome the DARKNESS; 
let this be the light of hope, peace, 
prosperity and everywhere, let 
there be beauty and BRIGHTNESS.'

KING: 'Also send some sweets and traditional 
gifts to our neighbouring kingdoms to 
strengthen our good RELATIONSHIP; 
from today onwards, in all the temples, provide 
free meals twice a day to all the devotees who 
visit there to do WORSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 66 RUNS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 03.11.2021 !!!

"Forget about 
any previous LOSS; 
fight back in the battlefield 
again like a big BOSS. 
Both KL Rahul and Rohit Sharma 
attacked the Afghanistan bowlers 
with a positive MENTALITY; 
it was a good batting surface and both 
the Indian openers started to perform 
with their superb class and QUALITY. 
Even Hardik Pandya and Rishabh Pant 
pounced on the Afghanistan bowlers 
after coming out of their DEN; 
after losing just 2 wickets 
on 03.11.2021, India scored 
a massive total of 210. 
Hazratullah Zazai of Afghanistan 
looked in good touch with 
some hard HITTING; 
but Mohammed Shami and 
Jasprit Bumrah got success as 
the ball was getting some SWING. 
Nabi led from the 
front and Karim Janat 
remained unbeaten at 42; 
India won by 66 runs as Shami 
took 3 wickets and Ashwin's bowling 
figure is 14/2."- Arindam Sain