WITH SOME GOOD AND BAD MEMORIES, WE ARE BIDDING GOODBYE TO THE YEAR OF '2021' !!!

"Make '2022', the year to ROCK; 

open up any LOCK; 

unchain and UNBLOCK; 

all the loaded ships must reach the DOCK. 

The storms are over, 

there are sunny days AGAIN; 

sail out to the seas 

to see what you can GAIN; 

due to frequent storms, 

your initiatives went in VAIN; 

but on sunny days, it is time 

to put some extra efforts to REGAIN. 

Within a time RANGE; 

bring the rapid CHANGE. 

Within a time FRAME; 

try to win any GAME. 

If by thinking out of the box, 

you lose, there is no SHAME; 

keep on innovating, because you 

have to maintain the 'Brand NAME'. 

Many new competitors 

will surely COME; 

with a sportsman spirit, 

you may have to WELCOME. 

More competition means, 

you are not sitting IDLE; 

always preparing yourself to win the gold 

medal by beating them in the last HURDLE. 

When the target is NEAR; 

run the car in top GEAR. 

The growth rate may look SLOW; 

as the ocean is deep, not SHALLOW; 

and the big fishes are 

ready to SWALLOW; 

but you must learn to swim quickly 

even against the direction of water FLOW. 

Let the year of '2022' 

become the 'Comeback Year' 

for almost EVERYONE; 

as with some good and 

bad memories, we are bidding 

goodbye to the year of '2021'."- Arindam Sain

IT IS INDEED A 'DIVINE DEAL' !!!

"What a surprising icy forest area, 

due to clouds, it is nearly DARK; 

suddenly, at a certain place, the 

sled dogs started to jump and BARK. 

They are feeling the 

chilling cold, I know, I KNOW; 

in this difficult route, there is 

chilly cold wind and heavy SNOW. 

Aah ! there I could see a house with 

white light through the window GLASS; 

the dogs were barking because they 

spotted it much before than me, really, 

my sled dogs are just top CLASS. 

The old couple 

greeted us INSIDE; 

I had a hot meal along with my three 

special sled dogs sitting BESIDE. 

The old man said, 'I feel proud 

sometimes, I feel that, in terms 

of hospitality, I am the BEST; 

because, almost in every month, for the 

sleigh riders like you, my house has always 

been the best place to take some REST.' 

The old woman said, 'My son was also like 

you, thinking in his mind, that in the icy zone, 

no one can beat him, as if he is the KING; 

but, no one can defeat Mother Nature, 

we lost our one and only son, who is still 

missing after he went for a TREKKING.' 

While listening to their 

words, I was thinking that 

God is just AMAZING; 

he gives you signal and teaches you 

too, but if you don't see and learn, 

then, probably, you can earn NOTHING. 

The old couple still has hope 

that their one and only son is still 

alive and will come back one DAY; 

with that hope, this old couple 

is residing in this house of this 

forest area even TODAY. 

With moistened eyes, I said, 'uncle and aunty, 

it is a promise, that from now on, every time, 

we pass by this forest area, this orphan will 

always visit your house to have a hot MEAL'; 

the old couple smiled with sparkling 

eyes and my three special dogs barked 

with happiness to signal that it is 

indeed a 'Divine DEAL'.'"- Arindam Sain

THE GOD HAS GIFTED US THE TALENT; SO, AFTER A HOT SUMMER, LET THERE BE 'MONSOON RAIN' !!!

"Bon Voyage ! The world is so 

beautiful and is indeed ROUND; 

we kept on singing while experimenting 

with so many musical SOUND. 

The peace of the mind, what 

we have actually FOUND; 

with such an awesome 

ambience all AROUND. 

Many people asked us, 

'Why all of you formed a 

musical band to SING ?'; 

we asked each other, we 

asked ourselves, but, got no 

answer, no, absolutely NOTHING. 

Our souls have 

decided to ENTERTAIN; 

the God has gifted is the talent, so, after 

a hot summer, let there be 'monsoon RAIN'. 

When there is music in your 

heart, the life looks DIFFERENT; 

and you will observe and realize that of this 

Universe, the God is the ultimate PARENT. 

Any human may become greedy at times and 

then realizes and says, 'Oh ! What a fool I AM !; 

the truck with so much money 

is stuck in a traffic JAM'. 

When humans leave the world, 

they are again NUDE; 

then for some money, what was 

the need to be selfish and RUDE. 

We sing the song 

of life to enjoy the 

life which is WONDERFUL; 

we have a responsibility to teach the 

humans that love your 'Mother Nature' as 

she is so caring and BEAUTIFUL."- Arindam Sain

THE WAR IS STILL ON; BE CAREFUL, BEWARE OF 'OMICRON' !!!

"The war is still ON; 

be careful, beware of 'OMICRON'. 

The variant is MILDER; 

but it can be a super SPREADER. 

Why to create another chaos, 

out of COMPLACENCY; 

so let us come back to the basic protocol

of 'Covid-19', no more NEGLIGENCY. 

Still there are people 

who all are yet to 

get VACCINATED; 

why still so much fear, there are no cases 

till now, where after taking vaccine, their 

health condition has DETERIORATED. 

Maybe, a mild fever may be there, 

after taking the vaccine, that's ALL; 

what you need is, to just take two injections 

at free of cost, the task is very SMALL. 

You are taking vaccine not only 

to increase your IMMUNITY; 

but also to protect your own 

and neighborhood COMMUNITY. 

Be safe and 

don't UNDERESTIMATE; 

and let us work together so that 'Omicron' 

cannot spread at a rapid RATE."- Arindam Sain

WEEKENDS ARE ALWAYS SPECIAL TO REFRESH YOUR MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'Sometimes I ask myself 

that 'are you my Mr. RIGHT ?'; 

as in the darkness, it was only 

you who showed me the LIGHT.'

BOY:'Rather, I think that it was a different 

scenario altogether, though love is BLIND; 

but, still, you were also quite desperate to 

forget your past and leave everything BEHIND.'

GIRL: 'Since my childhood, I love visiting 

this park on the top of this small hill 

and this is my favourite PLACE; 

in weekends, when I come here, it 

helps me to forget about the hectic 

corporate life and the rat RACE.'

BOY: 'Yeah, that is why, 

weekends are always special 

to refresh your mind and BODY; 

maybe, it is the reason for so much 

energy in the first three days of 

any week for ANYBODY.'"- Arindam Sain

YEHI TOH HAIN AASLI RANGMANCH, KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM, YEHI TOH HAIN JEEVAN !!!

"Jab khula woh aadmi ke dil ki KHIDKI; 

anjaane mein usko ho gayi AASHIQUI. 

Yeh duniya laagne laagi 

thi kitni KHUBSOORAT; 

khush tha bahut woh aadmi 

aur khush bhi thi uski AURAT. 

Phir 'Corona Virus' aayi ACHANAK; 

nahi toh uska aurat zinda raheti aab TAK. 

Aab ush aadmi ke dil 

mein utha ek TUFAAN; 

sab kuch muskil laagne laage tha usko, 

jaise kuch bhi kaam naa tha AASAAN. 

Khud raheta tha PARESAAN; 

ziddi aur khuddar INSAAN; 

kisi ka bhi nahi 

liya EHSAAN; 

Aakhir kaar 'Corona Virus' ne chhenh hee 

liya tha pyar karne waalon ki SHAAN. 

Har kisi ke upar, Bhagwaan ka 

nazar raheta hain har PAL; 

aur sabaar ka phal toh hotaa 

hee hain meetha PHAL. 

Dheere dheere ek din Bhagwaan 

ne ush aadmi ke liye khol 

diya aur ek DARWAAJA; 

ush darwaaje se bahar aayi ek 

khubsoorat ladki aur woh boli, 

'itni dur kyon khadi ho meri RAJA; 

saari zindagi uski hee yaad mein 

bitaayoge kya, pyar ki piyaasi hoon 

main, aab mere paas toh AAJA.' 

Woh aadmi ekdum ush ladki ke 

bagal mein jaa ke rakha TAUSREEF; 

ush chhorii ki mithi baatein shunh kar, 

dur ho rahi thi dil ki TAQLEEF. 

Phir baaji sehnai, phir se 

rangeen hua pyar ka TAPOVAN; 

yehi toh hain aasli rangmanch, kabhi khushi 

kabhi gam, yehi toh hain JEEVAN."- Arindam Sain

THE CHRISTMAS CAKE, THE CHRISTMAS CAKE; WE ARE THE BAKERS, HERE WE ARE TO BAKE !!!

"The Christmas cake, 

the Christmas CAKE; 

we are the bakers, 

here we are to BAKE. 

The Christmas cake, 

the Christmas CAKE; 

today it is the Christmas day, 

so you must TAKE; 

the Christmas cake, 

the Christmas CAKE; 

with so much love and care, we are 

here for you to take the order and MAKE. 

Our reputed cake shop is situated on the 

hilly lane beside this beautiful LAKE; 

just visit our shop where you can also 

enjoy any pastry or MILKSHAKE. 

The Christmas cake, 

the Christmas CAKE; 

we are the bakers, 

here we are to BAKE."- Arindam Sain

BHUJHLEY BHAAYA, AAMRA AACHI BOLEYI KINTU SUNDARBAN ROYECHE, AAR ROYECHE KOLKATA R ASTITWO !!!

"SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Tomaar 

baari kothay hey bhaaya, tomaar 

gaaye o toh dekhchi ek ee NAKSHA. '

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Naa, naa, 

aami kintu Sundarban er noy, 

amaar baari holo BUXA.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Jaak pashapashi 

royeche dujon er knaacha, jomiye adda 

deowaa jaabe, bhalo ee hobe MAJAA; 

tomaake amaar mato dekhte holeyo, 

eta jene raakho, je aamra jaara 

Sundarban er, taara ee aasol RAJA.'

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Kintu taao toh tomraa 

graam e jaccho dhuke, jungle theke BERIYE; 

maajhemoddhe raat er belaa e shikaar o 

kore felcho, katogulo nadi PERIYE.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'O bhabcho 

bujhi, je jungle er baaire giye 

shikaar korchi KANO; 

Sundarban er bhetor e je harin 

ebong onyo jantu der o sankhya 

kome gache, taa ki tomraa JAANO.'

BUXA R BAAGH: 'Haan bujhlaam, orrey 

baapre, etogulo maanush er khokha khuki 

raa je amader dekhe khub ee ULLOSITO; 

amader proti je maanush er eto taa 

prem, bhalobasha royeche, seta aagey 

konodin upolobdhi korini TO.'

SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH: 'Bujhley bhaaya, 

aamra aachi boleyi kintu Sundarban 

royeche, aar royeche Kolkata r ASTITWO; 

taai ei barodin er seetal din e, amader ke era 

dekhte chhutey aase, era kintu bojhe amader 

bneche thakaar GURUTTWO.'"- Arindam Sain

ONEKEYI EKHANO DHORTEYI PAARENI JE OPOR MAHAL E KHELA HOCCHE THIK KI DHARAN ER UCCHO PARJAAYE R 'DAABA' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Se ki ! Eto maramari, santraas 

aar bomabaaji koreyo pelo naa 144; 

birodhi raa rukhe dilo 

10 taa aason e, pelo 134. 

Jelaa gulo e kintu oto ta hobena sahaj, 

kaaron ekhan 4 te birodhi, BJP, 

CPI(M), Congress ebong NIRDAL; 

aar bibhinno jelaa e, shashak dal 

er andar e bhalo ee royeche 

gostidwando aar KONDAL.'

BABOOL: 'Ekta jinish ki khub bhalo 

kore parjyobekkhon korlen DADA; 

je CPI(M) aar Congress abaar purono 

chhande fireche, jeyi hoyeche ALAADA. 

BJP toh jano ghumiye ee chilo, 

kamon jano ekta gaa jhaara BHAAB; 

emni teyi Kolkata e, BJP r sanghatan 

ektu durbal ebong lok er o OBHAAB.'

BABLA: 'Kolkata e toh aar oto neyi 

'Cut Money' r daapot aar garib der 

opor oto taa hoyna ATYACHAAR; 

kintu graam er lok jon jaara 

obohelito, atyachaarito, tara 

kintu thik korbe BICHAAR. 

SSC panel e naam 

thaakle o chaakri PAAYENA; 

nurse der keyo 

upojukto maaine DAYENA. 

Singur e naa holo chaash, 

aar naa elo shilpo, kato je 

factory hoye galo BANDHO; 

Kolkata sahar er lok er ki aar ese galo, Uttar 

Banga r lokjon majhemoddheyi bhaabe, je, 

era ki sab jeneshune o seje thaake ANDHO.'

BALA: 'Ebaar taahole aasol 

satyi katha taa ee BOLI; 

aasole jeta ee chokh er saamne dekhaano 

hoy, aamra toh seta keyi mene CHOLI. 

Eta holo 'Sharadindu Bandopadhyay' r 

'Chiriyakhana', keyu kintu raat e khaancha e 

thaakena, sab khaancha je KHOLA; 

taai toh 'Byomkesh Bakshi' ke besh maatha 

khaatiye baar korte hoyechilo, je ke, ke 

thik khelche, ki, ki rakam er KHELA. 

Je rang er ee aabir niye khelo bhaaya, 

sab sadharan maanush ee ki oto 

chaalak chatur hoy re BABA; 

onekeyi ekhano dhorteyi paareni, je, 

opor mahal e khela hocche thik ki 

dharan er, uccho parjaaye r 'DAABA'. 

Rajya sthar e, TMC korche byabohaar 

CPI(M) ke, jaate Bangabhoomi 

theke BJP jaaye GHUCHHE; 

aar kendriya sthar e, BJP korche byabohaar 

TMC ke, jaate pooro Bharat theke 

Congress jaaye ekdum MUCHHE.'"- Arindam Sain

GOD IS ALWAYS WITH THE POOR PEOPLE TO HELP THEM TO ENJOY IN ANY FESTIVAL WITH A HEARTIEST SMILE !!!

"Santa Claus is coming to 

meet you with a gift PACKET; 

but, the cold wave is also coming, 

so, be prepared, buy a JACKET; 

or maybe, you can also buy 

a high quality BLANKET; 

and celebrate the Christmas festival of 2021, 

by buying a good cake from the MARKET. 

Pray to Jesus that the 

pandemic period ends 

as early as POSSIBLE; 

also spread the awareness to get everyone 

vaccinated, so that the comeback of 

Corona virus becomes IMPOSSIBLE. 

On the 'Good Governance Day', the 

honourable Prime Minister of India, 

Shri Narendra Modi may provide 

the poor farmers a GIFT; 

as the Christmas Day is also the birthday 

of our respected Atal Behari Vajpayee 

who was respected and loved by 

everyone devoid of any political RIFT. 

God is always with the poor people 

to help them to enjoy in any festival 

with a heartiest SMILE; 

ho ho ho, that's why, with the sound of jingle 

bells, the reindeer of Santa Claus is always 

ready to run any extra MILE."- Arindam Sain

TO ATTRACT MORE BUSINESS, MAKE YOUR CUSTOMERS FEEL ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE !!!

"FEMALE HR CONSULTANT: 'Change 

your dressing 'sense and GET-UP'; 

also change your 'office 

premises SET-UP'. 

Even if you are not so 

fair and HANDSOME; 

but, your professional 

dress must look AWESOME. 

To attract more business, make 

your customers feel absolutely 

comfortable at any MOMENT; 

ask a formal question in an informal 

manner to your customer in a gossiping 

style to know their REQUIREMENT. 

Any type of customer service 

must be quick ENOUGH; 

as due to many private banks, 

the competition is very TOUGH.'

MALE PSU BANK STAFF: 'Providing quick 

service is not an issue, but, you never know, 

when there will be a software level problem 

and when the server link will go DOWN; 

in rural branches, there should be a separate 

user id and password only for passbook 

printing, and passbook kiosks must be there 

in each and every branches of any TOWN. 

Professional dress code is 

always followed in PSU Banks, 

but, there is a shortage of manpower 

after lots of RETIREMENT; 

to improve the comfort level of all 

customers, every year, the Indian 

Government must continue the 

process of RECRUITMENT.'"- Arindam Sain 

PRADHAN MANTRI HOBAAR SWAPNO DEKHLEYI TOH AAR HOYAA JAAYENA, KAAJ E KORE DEKHAATE HOY, JE SATYI EE KI SE JOGYO !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ke jano bolchilo, je saara 

Bharat naaki taader dike taakiye AACHE; 

kintu ki paribartan holo suni, seyi toh Kolkata 

pourasabha vote e santraas HOYECHE. 

Pradhan Mantri hobaar swapno dekhleyi 

toh aar hoyaa jaayena, kaaj e kore 

dekhaate hoy, je satyi ee ki se JOGYO; 

ekhano prochur bangaali raa baaire r rajya 

gulo e chole jacche, kaaj er khoj e, ki aar 

paribartan holo suni, etaa ee DURBHAGYO.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dekhun kichu Councilor 

baa Co-ordinator raa toh nijeraa ee jaane, je 

taara thaakeni etodin maanush er PAASHE; 

taai bhoy toh ekta royecheyi, 

je oi nirdal prarthi taao jodi jaaye 

jeete, jodi sesh haasi HAASE. 

Aapni dekhben thik 

seyi ward gulo teyi 

hoyeche JHAAMELA; 

jekhaane councilor gulo kono kaaj ee 

koreni, sudhu koreche taaka gulo niye, 

noy chhoy KHELA.'"- Arindam Sain

LIKHENGE HUM EK KITAAB ZAROOR, KYON KI YEH PREM KAHANI NAHI RAHEGI ADHOORI !!!

"Toh kya, agar main bolta 

hoon Punjabi aur tu bole TAMIL; 

saccha pyar hain jaanu, ish dil 

mein sirf tum hee ho SAAMIL. 

Naam hain mera CHETAN; 

Punjab da anmol RATAN; 

rakhoonga khayal tera poora, 

karoonga poora JATAN; 

tu hee banegi meri tann, 

mann aur DHAN. 

Chadh gayi hain mujhko yeh 

'kambakht ishq' ka NASHA; 

aab tum se ek pal ki bhi doori sahaa 

naa jaaye, aye meri pyaari ANUSHA. 

Likhenge hum ek kitaab zaroor, 

kyon ki yeh prem kahani 

nahi rahegi ADHOORI; 

saccha pyar thodh deti hain 

sab deewarein, naa rahegi aab yeh 

doh rajya ke beech koi DOORI."- Arindam Sain

WILL THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT BECOME THE GUARANTOR, IF ANY PRIVATE BANK BECOMES BANKRUPT ???

"CUSTOMER: 'If this PSU Bank 

gets privatized, then your salary 

will become nearly DOUBLE; 

then, what is need to go for 

2 days nationwide strike to 

create more TROUBLE ?' 

PSU BANK STAFF: 'Yes, after 

privatization, our salary will INCREASE; 

but, you such poor fellow may not be 

able to stay for a long time at the CREASE. 

As a private banker, 

our focus will be business, 

business and BUSINESS; 

we will not bother about any social 

services to poor customers, as in priority 

sector loans, the rate of interest is quite LESS.'

CUSTOMER: 'Will the Indian 

Government become the guarantor,

if any private bank becomes BANKRUPT; 

because no one is having any faith on 

any 'Nirav Modi' category businessmen 

who are CORRUPT.'"- Arindam Sain

PROTI TAA SAHAR EI KINTU ACHE EROKOM 'KHAABAR GOLI' !!!

"Thanda e jato ee KNAAPI; 

bhalo ee laagche khete garam garam JILIPI. 

Paash er dokaan ei 

bhaajche 'Phoolkopi PAKORA'; 

bheerh hobe na kano, daam je 

maatro 10 taaka JORA. 

Oi dyakho, eta 'Shimla Mirch' er chop NAAKI; 

etaai baa aamraa naa kheye kibhabhe THAAKI. 

Bejaaye diyeche jhaal, ei jeev 

abaar khujche kono MISTI; 

sattyi ee 'rasogolla' kintu 

bangaali r anobadyo SRISTI. 

Paash er misti dokaan e, 

amader saamneyi tairi hocche 

rasogolla ekdum garam GARAM; 

kota rasogolla je kheye felloom, 

khayal neyi bote, aasole eto taai 

suswaadu aar NARAM. 

Proti taa sahar ei kintu ache 

erokom 'Khaabar GOLI'; 

jaake aamra eengrezi teh kaayeda 

kore 'Food Street' BOLI."- Arindam Sain

SLOWLY AND STEADILY, BJP MAY FADE THROUGHOUT THE INDIA NATION; IF THEY TRY TO BURN THEIR HANDS BY PRIVATIZING ANY PSU ORGANIZATION !!!

"Slowly and steadily, BJP may 

fade throughout the India NATION; 

if they try to burn their hands by 

privatizing any PSU ORGANIZATION. 

In case of mergers, still, the 

common people will TOLERATE; 

but, if they keep on privatizing, then the 

voters may show BJP, the main exit GATE. 

Why for privatization, 

there is such an URGENCY; 

the Indian economy is recovering well, there 

is also no case of political EMERGENCY. 

Why on 'Crypto currency', 

the Indian Government 

is not putting a BAN; 

people still have so much 

faith on any PSU Bank, you can 

verify it from any common MAN. 

By privatizing any PSU organization, 

the Indian Government is indirectly 

trying to help the rich businessmen 

to loot any financial INSTITUTION; 

when it comes to 'financial inclusion' 

and 'priority sector improvement', 

these private banks have no 

such CONTRIBUTION. 

Slowly and steadily, go 

for fruitful discussions 

to bring any feasible 

economic REFORM; 

but don't just take a decision like 

'Mohammad Bin Tughluq' to disappoint 

the Indians by creating in their mind, 

a psychological STORM."- Arindam Sain

FOR YOU SUCH WILFUL DEFAULTERS IN INDIA, A DAY WILL COME WHEN THERE WILL BE HARDLY 3 OR 4 PSU BANKS ONLY !!!

"WILFUL DEFAULTER: 'The staffs and 

recovery agents of a reputed PSU Bank 

are regularly visiting my HOUSE; 

I want to file a case against the 

PSU bank, because everyday, I have 

to hear the shouting voice of my SPOUSE.'

LAWYER: 'Your spouse is requesting 

you to repay back the loan, that is 

indeed the best SUGGESTION; 

and the funny thing is that, you cannot repay 

back the bank loan, but you are ready to 

pay me for doing a case REGISTRATION. 

The PSU Bank staffs and their 

recovery agents are performing 

their professional duties, that's ALL; 

the PSU banks also have to survive in this 

competitive market, and you are a profit making 

businessman, your business is not SMALL.'

WILFUL DEFAULTER: 'That PSU Bank 

can do nothing to me, even the 

Indian Government has failed to do 

anything against 'Nirav Modi' as of NOW; 

you just file a case that the bank staffs 

of this PSU Bank are harassing me 

and my family members, to put 

pressure on the PSU Bank SOMEHOW.'

LAWYER: 'As the PSU Bank staffs 

cannot be too aggressive while 

doing NPA recovery, maybe, 

that's why, there are so many mergers 

of PSU Banks and even PRIVATISATION; 

it is the brutal truth, that for you such 

wilful defaulters in India, a day will come 

when there will be hardly 3 or 4 PSU Banks 

only, after all, no one wants to keep any 

loss making ORGANIZATION.'"- Arindam Sain

IF ANY FARMER IS HAVING HIS KCC LOAN IN NPA CATEGORY (IRAC-4 OR MORE), THEN THE 'PM KISAN YOJANA' AND 'KRISHAK BANDHU YOJANA' WILL STOP FOR HIM, WITHOUT ANY NOTIFICATION !!!

"CONSULTANT: 'India is still not 

abiding by the simple rule, 

'No loan at any cost without PAN'; 

as the defaulters are getting 

loans from any other Bank 

which are failing to SCAN. 

Even for KCC loans also, in the 

Kisan Mandi, any designated officer will 

entry in the KCC portal, the respective 

PAN along with the KCC APPLICATION; 

if any farmer is having his KCC loan in NPA 

category (IRAC -4 or more), then the 'PM 

Kisan Yojana' and 'Krishak Bandhu Yojana' 

will stop for him, without any NOTIFICATION.'

STRATEGIST: 'While applying for 

'PM Kisan Yojana' and 'Krishak 

Bandhu Yojana', a farmer has to 

submit the 'Loan Status CERTIFICATE'; 

signed by the respective Branch Manager 

of all PSU Banks in that Block area, 

specifying the 'IRAC status', 'Outstanding 

amount' and 'Interest RATE.' 

We can easily find out those farmers who 

are actually not doing any farming and 

diverting their funds, so, let us start 

this type of verification PROCESS; 

the government funds will not be wasted also 

on those fake farmers and the PSU banks 

will have a good KCC loan recovery to 

improve their BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

'ROYAL BENGAL TIGER' BOLE KATHA, TAAR SOYNDARJYA TEH EKTA AABHIJATYA AACHE BOIKI, JATO EE HOK NAA KANO SE BONNYO !!!

"Roj maajh RAAT E; 

lukiye thaake dhaan er KKHET E. 

Ei Sundarban er baagh er 

besh shakto CHOYAAL; 

paarle ek maash ei shunyo 

kore daaye jekono GOYAAL. 

Gotaa graam jurey se ki hoichoi, 

chaaridike se ki AATANKA; 

kibhaabe baagh taa ke dhora 

jaaye, se jano ek kathin AANKA. 

Bon daftar er aadhikaarik raa 

ese grambaasi der bollen je, 

'korben naa kono SHABDO; 

faandh paata aache, 

sudhu samay r opekkha, 

faandh e porleyi se JABDO'. 

Jeyi naa baagh mama poreche 

faandhe, hoye galo knaachabandi, 

byaash, bheerh jome galo, taake 

ek jhalak dekhbaar JONNYO; 

Sundarban er 'Dakshin Roy', orthaath 

'Royal Bengal Tiger' bole katha, taar 

soundarjya teh ekta aabhijatya aache boiki,  

jato ee hok naa kano se BONNYO."- Arindam Sain

BARONG JETA PACCHEN MASHAAI, ONEK PACCHEN ONYANYO RAJYA R TULONAA E, ETEYI THAAKUN SANTUSTO !!!

"KRISHAK: 'Ki kendriya sarkar, 

ki rajya sarkar, keyu ee amaader ke 

dekhchena, 1 lakh taaka r chaash er 

wrin maatro 40,000 taaka e korche MOKUB; 

taarpor oi 'Krishak Bandhu' aar 'PM 

Kisan Yojana' ebong amader stree 

der 'Lakkhi Bhandar' e o dicche kato 

kom taaka, aamra bone jacchi BEKUB.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Boli 

'Duaare Sarkar' maane ei noy, 

je, duto sarkar ee apnaar baarite 

giye kore aasbe RANNA; 

bose bose toh duto sarkar theke 

bhalo ee pacchen, taar opor ration o 

pacchen binamulye, jedin tap bandho 

hoye jaabe, takhan berobe aasol KANNA. 

Barong jeta pacchen mashaai, 

onek pacchen onyanyo rajya r 

tulonaa e, eteyi thaakun SANTUSTO; 

duto sarkar ee jodi khepe giye, eisab deowaa 

bandho kore daaye, takhan naa hoy shunbo 

apnaar dukkho KASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA O EBAAR THEKE THIK KORECHI, JE HABONA KONO RAJNOITIK DAL ER ANDHO BHAKTO !!!

"NAATI: 'Bujhle Daadu, aajkaal kaar 

rajnoitik neta der niye, sadharan 

maanush ekdum BIRAKTO; 

ke je kakhan paalti kheye kon 

dal e dhukey porbe, eta bola 

khub ee SHAKTO. 

Taai aamra o ebaar theke 

thik korechi, je habona kono 

rajnoitik dal er andho BHAKTO; 

oi neta gulo din er belaa e uskaani diye larai 

koraabe, aar raat e eksaathe kore noishobhoj, 

jhore sudhu sadharan maanush er ee RAKTO.'

DAADU: 'Aasole daadubhai, tomraa je 

ektu holeyo bokaa, boli, thik je kono baro 

nirbachan er thik kichu maash aageyi kano 

bhengey jaaye saamprodaayik SAMPRITI; 

thanda maatha e bhebhe dekhecho ki, 

je seyi eengrez der 'Divide and Rule' 

policy taakeyi kaaje laagiye, sab 

rajnoitik dal kore RAJNITI. 

Abaar saare chaar bachor, 

kono bhedabhed neyi, sabaai 

besh ananda koreyi thaake, 

ekdum shaanti BIRAJMAAN; 

rajneeti ekhan ekta byabsaa, ekta 

jaatrapaala, neyi seyi aager mato 

aadarsha, neyi kono dal er proti shraddha, 

bhalobasha o SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

TWO INCIDENTS BACK TO BACK; IS SURELY A SETBACK !!!

"COMMANDO: 'Two incidents back to BACK; 

is surely a SETBACK. 

In Nagaland, we hardly had any such 

awkward situation in the past, no, NEVER; 

and in a place of Tamil Nadu, we have 

lost one of the best military general EVER.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Something may 

be fishy, as we can sometimes SMELL; 

we must do a detailed investigation on 

Nagaland firing and how that helicopter FELL. 

Maybe a wild guess, but, is there 

any activation of any 'sleeper CELL'; 

let us see the investigation reports, 

only the time will TELL.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOUR DIVORCE CASE IS IN THE LAST LAP; SO, YOU HAVE TO START A NEW JOURNEY, BUT, MAINTAIN AT LEAST 3 YEARS AGE GAP !!!

"LAWYER: 'As your divorce 

case is in the last LAP; 

so, you have to start a new journey, 

but, maintain at least 3 years age GAP. 

To help you out in the future search, 

we also have a good DATABASE; 

where many of our clients became single 

again after completion of their divorce CASE.'

CLIENT: 'Getting rid of any liar 

and unfaithful person in a marriage 

relationship is just like breathing 

the 'virus free fresh AIR'; 

but, as per Hindu marriage act, the married 

women are given too much relaxations 

and nowadays, it is getting too much 

misused also, which is not FAIR. 

'Always marry that person only who 

loves you, not the person whom you 

love blindly', this statement was 

made by wise men long time AGO; 

but, in reality, we just do the opposite 

thing, and then the marriage relationship 

often ends up within a short period due 

to the clash of 'EGO'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTI GAAN GEYECHEN BOTE BIRBHUM ZILLA R DUBRAJPUR SAHAR ER BAASINDAA, 'BHUBAN BADYAKAR' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ekti gaan geyechen 

bote Birbhum zilla r Dubrajpur sahar 

er baasindaa, 'Bhuban BADYAKAR; 

ei gaan bisesh kore 'Bangladesh' e hoyeche 

daarun janopriyo, ei Bangabhoomi r gayak 

er paaowa uchit kichu aarthik PURASKAR. 

Jaara hoyto bhaajha badam ee 

kheto naa, taara ekhan khacche 

bote kaancha BADAM; 

ei gaan er opor remix kore, 

naachanaachi kore, onekeyi abaar 

Internet duniya e kurocche SUNAAM.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dhanyabaad jaanano 

uchit seyi bhadrolok ke, je ei gaan taa r 

pratham video recording KORECHILO; 

oi bhadrolok ei Internet duniya e, 

video taa upload korlo boleyi naa, 

ei gaan taa eto 'viral' HOLO. 

Tobe oi ekta gaan ei themey 

thaakle hobena, aaro onek 

rakam er gaan rachana koruk, 

samriddho hok LOKGEETI; 

'Joydeb Mela' e toh proti bachor, 

baaul gaan aar lokgeeti r anusthaan 

hoy, ebong royeche gaan recording 

korbaar o REETI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ANY ORGANIZATION, JUST PUT A BAN ON ANY OUTDATED EQUIPMENT !!!

"In any organization, just put 

a ban on any outdated EQUIPMENT; 

continous upgradation of technology is one 

of the basic duties of any top MANAGEMENT. 

'Pay Scale' or 'salary structure' comes later, 

first comes 'employee safety and SECURITY'; 

no matter what happens, profit or loss, 

this should be the first PRIORITY. 

It is very easy to buy any PRODUCT; 

but, the maintenance job looks DIFFICULT. 

'Testing' and 'Surprise Inspection' are 

the two best practices which the 

developed kingdoms strictly FOLLOW; 

when you dive in the ocean, go deeper 

as much as you can, don't just discover 

around the areas which are SHALLOW. 

A big mistake 

is the summation 

of so many errors 

without any RECTIFICATION; 

you cannot afford to ignore the 

'core engineering' while giving 

more focus on outer body design 

and BEAUTIFICATION."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE 2ND TEST ON 06.12.2021 TO WIN THE TEST SERIES BY 1-0 !!!

"What a knock of 150 runs 

by Mayank AGARWAL; 

under the coaching tenure 

of 'The great Indian WALL'. 

India's 1st innings ended at 

325 runs as all the 10 wickets 

were taken by AJAZ; 

New Zealand camp felt the shock 

when the three top order batsmen 

were sent back to the pavilion by SIRAJ. 

What a great emerging all rounder 

is the guy, Axar PATEL; 

Ashwin, as usual, has a 

success story to TELL. 

New Zealand team got bundled 

out in the 1st innings at 62; 

in the 2nd innings, Mayank 

Agarwal alone scored 62. 

In the 2nd innings, almost all the 

Indian batsmen contributed WELL; 

in reply to the declared score, it was a good 

fighting knock of 60 runs by Daryl MITCHELL. 

Both Ashwin and Jayant 

with their smart spin bowling 

in the 2nd innings took 

4 wickets EACH; 

India won the 2nd test on 06.12.2021 by 

372 runs to win the test series by 1-0, as 

for New Zealand, the huge target looked 

way beyond their REACH."- Arindam Sain

WHEN IT COMES TO 'DISASTER MANAGEMENT', THE ODISHA STATE IS STILL THE BEST !!!

"When it comes to 'disaster management', 

the Odisha state is still the BEST; 

and in Bangabhoomi, even in a depression 

situation, for them, it is a tough TEST. 

The drainage system of 

Kolkata is DETERIORATING; 

and as a metropolitan city, the municipal 

corporation is also having a bad RATING. 

In the rural areas of Bangabhoomi, just 

after the 'Amphan' cyclone, we have 

seen lots of corruption in the 

'cyclone relief' DISTRIBUTION; 

but, in Odisha, during any cyclone, they 

implement 'Zero Casualty' strategy where it is 

corruption free and everybody feels proud for 

their little CONTRIBUTION."- Arindam Sain

DELHI HAS ALREADY BECOME A GAS CHAMBER !!!

"Your car may have 

even or odd NUMBER; 

but, Delhi has already 

become a gas CHAMBER. 

Why every time, the Supreme Court 

has to step in to find out a SOLUTION; 

why the Delhi Government is so callous 

about the issue of air POLLUTION. 

Say 'No to firecrackers' during 

Diwali festival in Delhi from next YEAR; 

otherwise, not the 'Covid-19', but, the air 

pollution will become the real cause of FEAR. 

Pass a bill to 

restrict too much 

building CONSTRUCTION; 

the failure to tame the greedy 

real estate businessmen of Delhi 

may lead to 'air quality' DESTRUCTION. 

Allow the Delhi people 

to breath the fresh AIR; 

else, the 'Muffler Man' will be regarded as 

a clown of any 'street side FAIR'."- Arindam Sain