'MAYABINI MAYA' MAYBE MY MOON, ABOUT WHOM I WILL WRITE A STORY VERY SOON !!!

"Few weeks back, in the corporate 
email id, there came an email where it 
was stated, 'Beware ! Oh ! 
Scientist ! We will KIDNAP.' 
Yesterday only, in front of a National 
Scientific and Research Center, a top 
level scientist got kidnapped when a 
security guard was in his afternoon NAP. 
I have been kidnapped by 
a beautiful young lady 
of 'MAYABI' PLANET. 
Her name is 'MAYA' and 
she is so beautiful that I may 
write a romantic SONNET. 
She told me 
that actually I belong 
to their planet ONLY. 
She also told me 
that she is still single and 
her heart is so LONELY. 
What is the story 
behind my kidnap, I am eager 
to know about it and 
is quite CURIOUS. 
Inside this spaceship, there are six 
scientists and professionally, 
their mentality and psychology 
is quite SERIOUS. 
I am emailing this email to our 
corporate email id by using 
the Universal net, UNINET. 
I will surely give you the updates about 
what is happening here, though, 
right now, I am feeling GREAT. 
I can't talk in their language, 
but, these 'MAYABINI' aliens can 
speak in English quite FLUENTLY. 
'MAYA' told me that in the last six months, 
they have landed their spaceship in several 
remote areas at night, quite FREQUENTLY. 
Wow ! From the window of this spaceship, 
so closely, I can watch the big MOON, 
though, the moon of my life 
maybe this 'MAYABINI MAYA', 
about whom, I will write 
a story very SOON."- Arindam Sain

RAHASYA ROMANCHEY BHORA EI JIBON E, NIYEYI DEKHO NAA ONTOTO EKBAAR JHUKI !!!

"Shono tobe mon diye, bhagaban 
diyechey jakhan tomaare ekti HRIDAY, 
jene raakho hoteyi paare sethaaye 
baare baare prem er UDAY, 
prem er samudra teh habudubu, baa dub 
saantaar ei asol mojaa aachey BODHOY. 
Jeebito theke ujiibito hoyaatao 
ekti bisesh dharan er BODHODAY. 
'Prem je kathaal er aatha, poro na 
prem e', eisob katha jaara KOYE, 
taara ki jaanena je premleela r galpo 
boigulo ee bazaar e beshi BIKOYE. 
Guhaa r andhokaar e acho bosey, 
kintu ektu faakh 
peleyi surjyimama 
taar alo niye daaye oi guhaa e UKI; 
prem o temni tomaar jibon e kato je 
lukochuri khel e aar majhemoddheyi oi 
hriday r dorjaa e 'thak thak' kore 
tokaa diye boley othe, 'TUKI'. 
Rahasya romanchey bhora ei jibon e, 
niyeyi dekho naa antoto ekbaar JHUKI, 
tomaar mato khokha r jonne nischoi kothaao 
lukiye aachey ekti KHUKI."- Arindam Sain

USNEY JAAGAYI DIL MEIN AISI JWALA, KE KHAA LIYA SHAADI KA LADDOO AUR PEE LIYA PREM KA PYAALA !!!

"Ek Brahmin parivaar ka 
ladka hain ROHIT; 
aapne baap ki tarah woh bhi 
banaa ish Mandir ki PUROHIT. 
Bhagbaan ki puja paath karne 
ke liye milta hain ussey PAISA; 
abhi tak hain kunwaara, 
hain pyar ka PYAASA. 
Mandir mein Bhagbaan ki puja 
karne ke liye har din aati hain 
bahut saari khubsoorat LADKIYAA; 
par kisi ek ko bhi dekh ke 
abhi tak, Rohit ke dil mein naa 
jaagi hain koi ISHQIYAA. 
Abhi woh dekho, ish mandir mein aa 
rahi hain puja dene, ish ilaakey ki 
sabse khubsoorat ladki, URMILA. 
Lo karlo baath, saayed dono hee pehli 
nazar mein huye hain ghayal, kyon ki 
Rohit ki aankhen, Urmila ki naino se MILA. 
Laagta hain ki, aaj hee se 
shuru ho jaayega, inh dono ka 
pyar ka SILSILA. 
Rohit ki shaadi saayed 
ish saal ho jaayega, agar kuch 
maahina chali yeh PREMLEELA. 
Urmila ki khuubsoorti aur 
muskurahat ne jaagayi hain 
Rohit ke dil mein aisi JWALA; 
ki Rohit saayed bahut hee jald 
khaa ley shaadi ka laddoo aur pee ley 
prem ka PYAALA."- Arindam Sain

BHAGYER E KI PARIHAAS; FIREY FIREY AASE ITIHAAS !!!

"Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aase ITIHAAS. 
Je desh e koti koti 
maanush er BAAS; 
sei desh baroi bichitra, 
bujhley SELUKUS. 
Mir Zafar er biswasghatakata 
korechey eder ke KRITODAS; 
Nawab Sirajuddulla laraai koreche eengrez 
der biruddhe, jatokhon nicchilo se NISWAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Azad Hind Fauz er larai dekhe ei desh er 
lok garbo kore bolechilo, 'SABBASH'; 
kintu seshmesh desh er pratham pradhan 
mantri hobaar sujog pelo na Netaji SUBHASH. 
Jinnah, Neheru aar Gandhi miley du tukro 
karlo ei Bharat desh ke ebong 
bhaanglo kato maanush er BISWAAS; 
ki Bharat e, ki Pakistan e, 
saamprodaayik daanga e, naa jaani 
kato je porlo LAASH. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Desh ekhan swadhin desh, 
taai korchen bujhi khub ULLASH; 
bhalo kore taakiye dekhun, ekhano royechey 
sei ek ee rakam er atyachaar o SANTRAASH. 
Police ebong sangbadmadhyam 
taader dui ti turup er TAASH; 
naameyi ganatantra aar sangbidhaan, ekhano 
sadharan maanush royeche Sarkar er DAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS."- Arindam Sain

INDIA LIFTED THE 5-MATCHES ODI SERIES BY 3-0 ON 27.01.2019 BY DEFEATING NEW ZEALAND BY 7 WICKETS !!!

'Munro and Guptill were 
in a dominating MOOD, 
but, both Shami and Bhuvneswar 
proved that they are too SHREWD. 
To dismiss Williamson, what a 
catch taken by HARDIK ! 
That catch was really so 
amazing and ACROBATIC. 
When New Zealand was in a 
commanding position, the dismissal 
of Latham turned out to be a big LOSS. 
Due to a good delivery by Shami, 
a smart innings of 93 runs came 
to an end by ROSS. 
243 runs was not at all a good score, 
but a score of around 290 runs 
could have been COMPETITIVE. 
After a slight 'Dhawan-Dhamaka', both 
Rohit and Kohli scored half a ton each 
and looked cool and POSITIVE. 
India won by 7 wickets and that too 
in 43 overs as both Karthik and Rayudu 
aggressively finished the GAME. 
India lifted the 5-ODI matches series by 3-0 
on 27.01.2019 to put up their performances 
in the 'Hall of FAME.'"- Arindam Sain

SA RE GA MA PA DHA NI SA, EK NAZAR EI HOLO BHALOBASHA !!!

"Sa re ga ma 
pa dha ni SA, 
ek nazar ei 
holo BHALOBASHA. 
Sa ni dha pa 
ma ga re SA, 
pore gelo se o mor prem e, 
se ek ajob NASHA. 
Sa re 
ga MA, 
tumi ee biswasundari, 
tomaar neyi kono UPAMA. 
Ma ga 
re SA, 
charidikey eto vayu dushan, 
prem er raasta te o royeche KUASHA ! 
Ma pa 
dha NI, 
tomaar baba kano bujhlona je ami 
garib holeyo, mon er dik theke ami DHANI. 
Ni 
dha 
pa MA, 
taai toh paaliye biye korlum tomaay, 
bhaggyish sahajya korechilo amader 
elaaka r katugulo police MAMA. 
Sa ni 
dha PA, 
ekhan ami teen teh baccha r baba, 
kintu egulo abaar ador kore daake, 'PAPA'. 
Pa dha 
ni SA, 
bhalobasha safal hoy boiki, 
jodi naa more oi britha ASHA. 
Ni 
re 
ma 
pa GA, 
tobe ekta samay sab sangsaar e 
kurukshetra r yuddha hoy boiki, 
takhan samparka gulo kichu taa holeyo, 
hoy jaaye ektu AALGA. 
Ga 
pa 
ma 
re NI, 
boyesh toh sabaar ee jaaye berey, 
samay o jaaye urey, 
kintu tumi chiley, acho ebong thaakbe 
amaar ee RANI."- Arindam Sain

AUTOGRAPH NAHI, DUNGI MAIN LIPOGRAPH !!!

"'Fan hoon main aap ka, meherbaani 
kar ke dijiye aap ki ek AUTOGRAPH.' 
'Aap ki lekhani ki hoon main deewani, isiliye 
autograph nahi, dungi main LIPOGRAPH. 
Ek lips se jab miley aur ek lips, usse 
kahete hain lipograph, kuch samjhe AAP.' 
'Kya bataaye madam, aapki yeh Lipograph 
thi bahut ee badiya aur LAJAWAB. 
Hum yeh dua karte hain, ki aap ki zindagi 
mein poori ho har KHWAB.' '
Aap bhi sada 
muskurayiye aur 
khush rahiye JANAAB, 
yeh hain meri mobile number, 
ish mein hogi aaj se bartalaap 
aur sawal, JAWAB.'"- Arindam Sain

HOYTO HOYECHE AMADER PREM ER NOUKADUBI, TOBU AMAAR HRIDAY ER DEOWAAL E TANGAANO ROYECHE TOMAAR CHOBI !!!

"Hoyto hoyeche amader 
prem er NOUKADUBI, 
tobu amaar hriday er deowaal e 
taangano royeche tomaar CHOBI. 
Tumi ee toh boltey je ami naaki ektu 
dustu, ektu misti, thik Rishi Kapoor er 
mato, thik jano ekti 'BOBBY'. 
Paaripaarshik paristhiti r chaap e, gechi 
ami tomaar theke dur e sorey, kaarur hriday 
bhenge deowaa ta noy amaar kono HOBBY. 
Tumi eta bhebona 
jeh prem e dhakka 
kheye, hoyechi aaj ami KABI. 
Kintu maajhemoddhe, 
ei hriday r sinduk ta 
khuley dekhi, ghuriye oi gopon CHAABI. 
Sukhey thaaki dujon e, se jekhaaneyi 
thaaki, aar aajibon oi smriti tuku thaak, 
ei taai amaar DAABI."- Arindam Sain

ON INDIA'S 70TH REPUBLIC DAY, INDIA TOOK THE LEAD OF 2-0 AGAINST NEW ZEALAND IN THE 5-MATCHES ODI SERIES !!!

"On India's 70th Republic Day on 
26.01.2019, it was a dominating knock 
of 87 runs by Rohit Sharma and 
66 runs by Shikhar DHAWAN. 
Virat Kohli scored 43 runs, Ambati Rayudu 
scored 47 runs and MS Dhoni scored 
48 runs, thereby each of them missing 
an opportunity to score half a TON. 
In 50 overs, India put up a score of 
324/4 and for New Zealand, 
2 wickets each were bagged 
by Boult and Lockie FERGUSON. 
Though for New Zealand, Bracewell gave 
a good fight with a knock of 57 runs, 
but, Kuldeep Yadav once again bowled 
well with a bowling figure of 45/4. 
India took the lead of 2-0 in the 
5-matches ODI series as on 
26.01.2019, New Zealand got 
bowled out at 234."- Arindam Sain

JAI JAWAAN, JAI HINDUSTAN; VEER HAIN HAR HINDUSTANI NAUJAWAN !!!

"Jai Jawaan, Jai HINDUSTAN; 
veer hain har Hindustani NAUJAWAN; 
aur karte hain raksha Hindustan ki 
zameen, samudra aur AASMAAN; 
jab tak ish naujawaan 
mein hain JAAN. 
Apni maatribhoomi ki raksha karne ke 
liye, shatru o ke khilaaf koi jung mein, 
jaaye toh, jaaye apni JAAN; 
Bharat ki veerta ke itihaas ke kitaab ke 
panne mein likha jaata hain swarnakshar 
mein har shahid ki naam aur 
pujoniyo hain har yeh BALIDAAN. 
Gawah hain khuda, 
gawah hain BHAGABAN, 
gawah hain Hindustan ki awam, 
gawah hain yeh saara JAHAAN; 
ki yeh Bharatiya Sena, Vaayusena aur 
Nausena sarbada hain taaiyar 
raksha karne ke liye yeh HINDUSTAN. 
Desh ki raaksha mein 
kabhi bhi jaa sakti hain 
kisi ki bhi PRAAN; 
par sainik o ko phir bhi ladaai 
karna hain, chorh nahi sakte 
woh yuddh ki MAIDAN; 
shatru o ka vinaash kar ke desh 
ki seema ko raksha karne se hee, 
badhti hain Hindustan ki SHAAN. 
Jai Jawaan, Jai HINDUSTAN; 
veer hain har Hindustani NAUJAWAN."- Arindam Sain

SABAI MILEY SAB KICHU R KORECHEY SABRAKAM ER AYOJAN; SAB MILIYE BESH BHALOI HOLO EI 2019 SAAL ER "BANGANAGAR BONBHOJAN" !!!

"Ei pratijogita aar 
karmobyastotha r 
moddhe, bachar e ekbaar choruibhaati 
korbaar jonne o raaji hoy maatro 
haathe gonaa KOYEKJON. 
Athacho ei Facebook, Whatsapp baa 
onnyanno tathyoprojukti bhittik baartalaap 
er yug e, antoto bachar e ekbaar ekti 
kono jaayega e saamaajik bhabhey 
ekotrito howaa bhishan PRAYOJON. 
Khaadyorosik o bhramanrosik 
ei Bangaali JAATI, 
seethkaal e sabaai miley hoihullorh korey 
upobhog korte bhalobashe CHORUIBHAATI. 
Banganagar ke ee 
bechhey neowaa holo 
choruibhaati r sthaan HISEBE. 
Lokjon er sankhya jodi o aashanurup 
hoyni, tobu o thik holo je 
2019 saal e, ei choruibhati HOBE. 
Choruibhati r sthaan er 
pooro dwaittye 
chilen ANUPAM. 
Jalkhabaar e jomiye khaowa holo 
'Bhagabati' r moyaa, karaisuti r kochuri 
aar aloor DUM. 
Kono ekjon bisesh byakti r saathey 
modhur dekha sakkhath serey, 
ektu deri kore elen PREETAM. 
Khaaddyo daptar er 
dwaittye chilen 
Babu SUSANTA. 
Coffee aar Chicken pakora khete khete, 
gaan er taal e nachanachi kore o 
keu hoyni kintu tamon KLANTA. 
Mainak chilen, 
pooro ei choruibhaati r ekjon bisesh 
Cameraman ebong OBSERVER. 
Suswaadu Pomfret maach, khaasi r 
mangsho aar gur er rasogolla kheye 
mon bhorey galo SABAAR. 
Ektu ranna, ektu khaowa, ektu adda, ektu 
nachanachi, ektu holo khela, 'BADMINTON'; 
Sabai miley sab kichu r korechey 
sabrakam er AAYOJAN, 
sab miliye besh bhaloi holo ei 2019 saal er 
"BANGANAGAR BONBHOJAN."- Arindam Sain

AT MELBOURNE, ON 18.01.2019, INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 7 WICKETS TO WIN THE 3-MATCH ODI SERIES BY 2-1 !!!

'Bhuvneswar Kumar gave Australia, 
the initial double BLOW. 
Even after the 1st Powerplay, the batting 
run-rate was around 4 or its BELOW. 
Again, the middle order batsmen of 
Australia did the rescue ACT. 
Australian batsmen felt as if the spin bowling 
is full of thrills and it had its bad IMPACT. 
Chahal kept on mixing the speed, 
angle and spinning DIRECTION. 
Handscomb still managed to score 58, 
even in that tough CONDITION. 
Australia got bundled out 
at a score of 230 runs 
which was not so COMPETITIVE. 
Chahal alone bagged 6 wickets by giving 
away 42 runs in 10 overs, which was 
rather economical, not EXPENSIVE. 
India had a 
slow start and lost 
two wickets EARLY. 
Virat attacked the Aussie bowlers but 
got out, though, he could have scored 
a half century NEARLY. 
Australian fielders missed 
the catches given 
by MS Dhoni TWICE. 
MS Dhoni with a winning knock of 87 runs 
proved again why experienced players 
have so much PRICE. 
Kedhar Yadav played his natural innings 
and gave a good support to MS Dhoni 
with a valuable 61. 
At Melbourne, on 18.01.2019, India 
defeated Australia by 7 wickets to win 
the 3-ODI match series by 2-1."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY KE HAR KARYAKARTA BAANE AGRADOOT; TAA KI BHAAJPA SATTA MEIN AAYE, AUR AGLA BHARAT SARKAR BAANE MAJBOOT !!!

"Bharatiya Janata Party ke 
har karyakarta baane AGRADOOT, 
taa ki Bhaajpa satta mein aaye aur agla
Bharat Sarkar baane MAJBOOT. 
Acchi huyi hain aarthik STHITI, 
niyantran mein hain MUDRASFHITI. 
Ghar, Souchagar, Sadak, Setu ke 
nirmaan mein aayi hain GATI. 
'Made in India', 'Digital India', 'Startup India' 
aur 'Mudra Loan' laayi hain PRAGATI. 
'AADHAAR Card' ne diya hain sab ko 
ek nayi surakshit PEHCHAAN. 
'Atal Pension', 'Jeevan Jyoti', 'Jeevan 
Suraksha' ke baad aayi hain 'AYUSHMAAN'. 
Dushman ke ilaakey mein ghush ke 
khatam kiya aatankbaadi o ko 
haamare veer Bharatiya SENA. 
Bharat Sarkar aur Bharatiya Sena ka badli 
hain yuddh ka nazariya, jaahaan ek goli 
ka jawaab dus goliyon se hain DENA. 
Agar galti se yeh maan bhi le ke 
'Mahagathbandhan' ki sarkar baani, toh 
woh Sarkar ek ya do saal mein jaroor GIREGI. 
Phir se chunaav hogi 
toh Bhaajpa purn bahumat 
le ke satta mein AAYEGI. 
Ish do saal mein 
do baar chunaav karne ke liye 
mudrasfhiti BADHEGI. 
Atal Behari Vajpayee ne 
shuru kiya tha 
'Rashtriya Sadak' NIRMAAN. 
Narendra Modi ne 
shuru kiya ek 'Naya Bharat' 
ka PUNARUTTHAAN. 
Agar jeetna hain 'Kaala bazaari', 
'Atyachaari', 'Bhrasthachaari' aur 
'Deshdrohi' o ke khilaaf koi JUNG; 
toh aapni dimaag ki batti jwaalaye, saach 
aur jhooth ka sahi fark samjhey, aur chuney 
khilta hua 'Kamal' aur gerua RANG. 
Joh sab rajneetibeed chaahte hain ki 
Bharat ki nayi Sarkar ho gathbandhanwali 
aur sadaa rahe MAJBOOR; 
unh rajnaitik byaktitwo ko naa de aapni 
keemti matdaan, aur unh rajneetibeed o 
ko raakhe satta se DOOOR."- Arindam Sain

NIRBACHAN ER AAGEY KATOI NAA HOY BRIGADE SAMABESH, BINA PAISA E GHORAFERA, KHAOWDAOWA O HOY JOMPESH !!!

"Nirbachan er aagey 
katoi naa hoy Brigade SAMABESH, 
binaa paisa e ghorafera, 
khaowadaowa o hoy JOMPESH. 
Paara r dada didi raa 
boley jaaye je umuk taarikh e 
brigade e jete HOBE, 
taholeyi Panchayat baa 
Block Office theke onek rakam er 
sujog subidhey paaowa JAABE. 
Brigade e kon rajnoitik neta ki niye 
ki bolchey, ki JAANI. 
Matador gaari te kore niye jaaye, bina 
paisa e khaowaa jaaye ek packet BIRYANI. 
Kolkata taao 
ektu ghurey 
neowaa JAAYE. 
Sedin Chiriyakhana e eto lok er bheerh 
dekhe, poshu paakhi raao 
khushi hoy BEJAAYE. 
Kaajeyi jei dal ee daakuk naa kano 
Brigade e SABHA, 
aapni sab kotaa teyi thakben upistith, otaai 
hobe apnaar ekti bahumukhi PRATIBHA. 
Protyek bachor 
Sarkar ei sadharan 
maanush er theke kato taaka 
kar hisebe NICCHEY, 
sei taaka khorchaa 
koreyi toh Brigade 
samabesh er din e, ei sadharan 
maanush er opor khorchaa KORCHE. 
Ei Brigade samabesh e, 
eto khorchaa 
koreyi toh kono na kono 
dal khamota e THAAKCHE. 
Kaajeyi jei dal ee Brigade e 
daakuk sabha, sadharan maanush 
hisebe oi choruibhaati upobhog korbaar 
adhikaar apnaar ACHE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MADE IT 1-1 IN A 3-MATCH ODI SERIES BY A VICTORY BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 15.01.2019 !!!

'After losing two wickets, 
Australia's initial damage control 
was done by Usman KHWAJA, 
though, he got run out 
due to a left handed throw 
by Ravindra JADEJA. 
A good knock of 131 runs was 
played by Shaun MARSH, 
as on the Indian bowlers, 
he was quite HARSH. 
Bhubaneswar Kumar bagged 
4 wickets and Shami took 3 wickets 
as both of them bowled quite WELL. 
Australia's scoreboard got some 
momentum due to some 
good hitting by MAXWELL. 
Maxwell scored 48 and Stoinis scored 29. 
Australia finished their innings at 298/9. 
Shikhar Dhawan and Rohit Sharma 
gave the start for India, 
that was really REQUIRED. 
Then, by, Virat Kohli, 
the Australian territories were 
getting CONQUERED. 
Virat Kohli played an aggressive 
innings of 104 by keeping all the 
Australian bowlers under PRESSURE. 
At the other hand, MS Dhoni was rotating 
the strike and stayed at the pitch 
with a cool COMPOSURE. 
After Virat Kohli's dismissal; along with 
Dinesh Karthik, MS Dhoni scored 55 runs 
and played the role of a fantastic FINISHER. 
With a 6 wicket victory 
over Australia on 
15.01.2019 at ADELAIDE, 
the 3 match ODI series is now 1-1, 
due to a comeback victory 
by the 'Blue BRIGADE'."- Arindam Sain

AAINE KE SAAMNE, AAPNE AAP SE TU BOL; KE TERI ZINDAGI HAIN KEEMTI; AUR AATMA ANMOL !!!

"Aaine ke saamne, 

aapne aap se tu BOL, 

ke teri zindagi hain keemti, 

aur aatma ANMOL. 

Aapne hee 

kukarm o se 

maut ko deta hain tu DAAWAT, 

aur Mandir mein jaa ke Bhagwan ke 

saamne karta hain tu 

bahut saare SHIKAAYAT. 

Log kahete hain ki 

pyar jab hota hain 

kisi ko, tab ussey laagta hain ki 

yeh duniya hain JANNAT. 

Duniya mein sab kuch nahi hain itna 

aasaan, kathinaaiya aati hain bahut 

saarey, par duniya ko bachaane ke liye, 

zinda rahena chahiye 'INSAANIYAT'. 

Zinda rahene ke liya sab hee insaan, 

janwaar, perh poudhe karte hain 

sangram, karte hain ladaai har ROZ. 

Har din ki ish ladaai 

mein ussey milti hain zaroor, 

bahut saare naya KHOJ. 

Desh ki seva aur rakshaa karna bhi 

ek ladaai hain, jis ke liye 

pehele bann tu ek SWAYAMSEVAK. 

Jo aapni aatmaraksha mein sakhham hain, 

aagey jaakey desh ki seva aur raksha 

acchi taarah se karta hain woh YUVAK. 

Duniya mein 

koi bhi desh 

tarakki tabhi karta hain jab ush 

desh ki yuva peedhi ho susth, 

tandrusth aur FURTILA. 

Woh din dur nahi, jab yeh Bharatbarsh sab 

se swacch, susth aur shantipurna desh 

hoga, aur humein garv hain ki 

Swami Vivekananda jaisa ek margdarshak 

manishi MILA."- Arindam Sain

INCOME TAX RETURN FILING MUST BE MADE MANDATORY FOR GETTING AN INCOME CERTIFICATE !!!

"Income Tax return filing 
must be made mandatory for 
getting an Income CERTIFICATE. 
All quota systems based on caste or religion 
to be scrapped to give a fair chance in any 
competitive exam to each CANDIDATE. 
People having yearly income 
above 10 lakhs will fall 
under Category 'A' CLASS. 
People having yearly income 
above 5 lakhs and upto 10 lakhs will 
fall under Category 'B' CLASS. 
People having yearly income of 
5 lakhs and below 5 lakhs will 
fall under Category 'C' CLASS. 
In any competitive exam of the Central 
Government or Central Government 
Undertaking of India, the cut-off marks 
in the written examination for 
everyone will be SAME. 
After the Personal Interview round, with 
the final marks obtained, 9 marks, 6 marks 
and 3 marks to be added to Class 'C', 
Class 'B' and Class 'A' respectively 
to make it a fair GAME. 
The Income Certificate 
must remain valid 
for 3 years only and after 
every 3 years, it requires RENEWAL. 
The 'Caste Free Economy quota' system 
will reduce the communalism among all 
caste, creed and religion by 
breaking any such WALL."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THEIR FIRST EVER TEST SERIES IN AUSTRALIA BY 2-1 ON 07.01.2019 !!!

"Cheteswar Pujara missed his 
double ton just by 7 runs, 
and Mayank Agarwal played 
a good knock of 77. 
Rabindra Jadeja scored 81 and 
Rishabh Pant remained not out 
at 159 when India declared their 
1st innings at 622 for 7. 
The Australian spinner, Lyon 
bagged 4 wickets, though, 
he was quite EXPENSIVE. 
Australia got bowled out at 300 in their 
1st innings as Kuldeep Yadav took 5 
wickets as his bowling was so IMPRESSIVE. 
India enforced 
Australia to go for 
follow-on, which 
the Australian team 
had to face since 2005, 
that is, after 14 YEARS. 
Australia scored 
just 6 runs in 
the 2nd innings 
and on the fifth day, there was 
no play, so, for the Australian 
cricketers, there were no FEARS. 
After a draw in this test match, India won 
the 4- Test match 'Border-Gavaskar' Trophy 
by 2-1 on 07.01.2019 and it is the first ever 
Test series win in Australia, 
so, it is time to celebrate 
and say, 'Three CHEERS'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA BEAT THAILAND BY 4-1 IN THE AFC ASIAN CUP 2019 ON 06.01.2019 !!!

"From the very first minute in the 
AFC Asian Cup 2019 on 06.01.2019, 
India started playing speedy FOOTBALL. 
Sunil Chetri gave 1-0 lead by taking a 
penalty shot as one Thailand footballer 
committed a mistake of 'HANDBALL'. 
The left footed free kick got converted into 
a goal due to an excellent header 
by the Thailand striker, Teerasil Dangda 
to make it 1-1. 
The 'Blue Tigers' were frequently attacking 
from the right flank and Sunil Chetri 
converted one opportunity into a goal 
to make it 2-1. 
Anirudh Thapa scored the third goal 
and Jeje Lalpekhlua took an 
excellent shot to score India's goal No. 4. 
It is an important victory because India 
has not won any match of 
AFC Asian Cup since 1964."- Arindam Sain

KHELCHILEY LUKOCHURI, JAKHAN AMAAR PROTI TOMAAR PREM CHILO GOPON, PRAKASYE JAKHAN KORLE PREM NIVEDAN, KORE NILEY AMAARE TUMI AAPON !!!

"Khelchiley lukochuri, jakhan amaar 
proti tomaar prem chilo GOPON. 
Prakasye jakhan korley prem nivedan, 
kore niley amaare tumi AAPON. 
Laal paan bibi jodi hayo tumi, 
hotey raazi aachi tomaar Raja, 
rang amaar ISHQAFAN. 
Sudhu jontu janoyaar noy, prem o ekhaane 
besh modhur ebong junglee, kaaron 
ei elaaka r naam, SUNDARBAN. 
Achey nijer ekti chotto TARI, 
khoti ki taate jodi chorhe ekti sundari PARI. 
Kakhano ami majhi, kakhano gayak, 
gaai gaan BHAATIYALI. 
Amaar jiban er notun ek 
prem er kaahini r naayika hobe 
tumi, he amaar RUPALI. 
Ek din baagh er garjon 
elo kaaney, sedin sangraha 
korte gechilaam MADHU. 
Mon e mon e bhablaam, ami geley aaj 
baagh er pet e, amaar premika aar 
hotey paarbena amaar BADHU. 
Bazaar er 
ekti baro 
bhushimaal dokaan er 
maalik taar BABA. 
Rupali ke dekhtey 
khub sundar, 
kintu se toh katha bolte paarena, 
ekebaareyi BOBA. 
Chalcholey chokh niye, haath aar mukh 
er angabhangi kore jebhabhey korlo 
prem nivedan, hriday galo goley, kintu 
ei jonno lok e boley amaake HABA. 
Hriday ese bidheche jakhan prem er oi TIR, 
Rupali ke o aapon kore niyechey ei SUBIR. 
Jhograjhaati hoye botey, tobey neyi 
taatey kono shabdo DUSHAN, 
amaake o ditey hoye naa kono 
lamba chaora BHASHAN. 
Ami o taar saathe thaakte 
thaakte shikhechi 
katorakam er AANGABHANGI; 
ei amaar chotto sukhi sangsaar, 
jekhaane achi ami, Rupali aar 
amaar chotto DEENGI."- Arindam Sain

YOUR LUCK IS ALWAYS CONTROLLED BY YOUR OWN ABILITY, AND ASTROLOGY IS JUST A FUNNY, TIMEPASS GAME BASED ON THE STATISTICAL THEORY OF PROBABILITY !!!

"Every year, in any New Year 
Eve Party, you may face 
one common QUERY, 
that how good or bad the upcoming 
New Year would be; and while 
dancing too, they would WORRY. 
When a person fails 
to succeed in his MISSION; 
then he blames it on his luck rather 
than capitalizing on his PASSION. 
It has to be appreciated that the 
word, 'Luck' is just a CONCEPT. 
Instead of working hard, 
they just SLEPT, 
and after failing in any assignment, 
they blame it on luck and WEPT. 
A group of astrologers from ancient 
times, created some charts, 
calculations based on planet names 
and geographical location of BIRTH. 
As the human civilization progressed, 
the astrologers utilized the IT professionals to 
create the software on astrology to deal with 
any customer from any part of the EARTH. 
The results are 
basically the random 
outcome of some phrases or essays 
written in the SOFTWARE. 
If at least 50% of the sentences written in it, 
clicks with your real life, you start believing 
blindly in astrology and the astrologer; 
really, how fool you WERE ! 
Your luck is 
always controlled 
by your own ABILITY, 
and Astrology is just a funny, 
timepass game based on the statistical 
theory of PROBABILITY."- Arindam Sain