Saturday, May 30, 2020

FROM ANY SEASHORE TO ANY MOUNTAIN RANGE; FROM 1ST JUNE 2020, THERE WILL BE A RAPID CHANGE !!!

"From any seashore through 
plains, plateaus and valleys 
to any mountain RANGE; 
from 1st June 2020, from top levels 
to root levels, everywhere, there 
will be a rapid CHANGE. 
Some will be given PRIZES; 
some will be given SURPRISES. 
Change is 
always CONSTANT; 
that's why, decision on reforms 
must also be INSTANT. 
Secret information from different 
parts of the world is very 
important in this competitive EDGE; 
time has come to assemble and unite 
all the Indian Intelligence Officers for 
a high level global ESPIONAGE. 
Spies are eyeing 
on spies TOO; 
the number of versions of all secret 
information must at least be TWO. 
Track them all, 
who are actually TRACKING; 
then, by the bait of wrong 
information, start TRICKING. 
To eat the bait food, when the 
foolish fishes will be BUSY; 
the task of sending the correct secret 
information at the right place will be quite EASY. 
Global economic recessions have 
always created war SITUATIONS; 
in these times only, we have seen the 
war mentality of many NATIONS. 
When the big elephants, 
suddenly, in their bad times, 
slip in the muddy STREETS; 
even the frogs start feeling more powerful 
than the elephants, and that's how the 
history of wars always REPEATS. 
For a certain period of time, 
there will be a lockdown of 
all important INFORMATION; 
so that by the end of 2020, 
India will have an edge 
over any other NATION."- Arindam Sain

PHIR TUMHEIN EK MOHABBAT KI RANGEEN DUNIYA MEIN LE JAAYEGA YEH 'VIKAASH' !!!

"Tumhare paas hee hain mere 
dil ka darwaaje ka CHAABI; 
tumne kabhi koshish hee nahi kiya, 
toh kaise milegi KAAMYAABI. 
Naa hum kaayar hain, 
naa hain hum koi VEER; 
par naajaane kaise anjaane mein, 
humne chaala diye pyar ka TEER. 
Ghayal toh huye ho TUM; 
tum meri hee ho, 'KUSUM'. 
Tumhari dil ki baatein ekbaar apni 
muh se kahein do BAASH; 
phir tumhein ek mohabbat ki rangeen duniya 
mein le jaayega yeh 'VIKAASH'".- Arindam Sain

EI PRAKRITI EE PROLAY NIYE AASCHE, PRATHAM THEKE SAB SHURU KORTE ABAAR !!!

"Maanush tumi korle 
kato ee naa AABISHKAAR; 
tobu ekta katha 
ekdum PARISKAAR; 
oi prakriti r kaache tomaake 
maanteyi hobe HAAR; 
ei prakriti ke tumi bhalobaashoni, jakhan se 
diyechey tomaake kato ee naa UPOHAAR; 
abohela korecho, korecho atyachaar, taai se o 
diyeche tomaare mahamaari aar HAHAKAAR. 
Maanush tumi bhulecho BAARBAAR; 
je ei prithibi SABAAR. 
Prakriti ke dhangso 
kore shuru korecho 
kato ee naa KAARBAAR; 
kintu jene rekho, ei prakriti ee prolay 
niye aaschey, pratham theke sab 
shuru korte ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

'MERGER' CONCEPT WAS ALREADY THERE IN ODD SITUATIONS, AND MORE FOCUS WAS GIVEN ON 'MULTITASKING' !!!

"ROYAL ECONOMIST: 'The condition 
of the economy of your kingdom 
is now PATHETIC; 
on the other hand, due to this virus and other 
natural calamities, towards the people of this 
kingdom, you have to be SYMPATHETIC. 
When you are failing to capitalize 
on other options to EARN; 
then how to reduce the operational and 
redundant expenses, that you have to LEARN.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Are you giving a hint 
that from high level to root level, we have 
to merge so many DEPARTMEMTS; 
in certain national level bills, to reduce 
the expenses, we have to make 
some necessary AMENDMENTS.'

KING: 'It is not 
a bad idea, I think, 
at this JUNCTURE; 
after opening up of several departments, 
I have seen many people who 
became a person of lazy NATURE.'

HERMIT: 'Whenever there has 
been economic recessions 
in India, for getting the 
solutions; to the economists, 
they just keep on ASKING; 
but, if you ever read the history pages 
of our ancient India, you will see that 
'Merger' concept was already there in 
odd situations, and more focus was 
given on 'MULTITASKING'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 29, 2020

WE ARE LEAST BOTHERED ABOUT STREET LEVEL TRANSPORTATION OBSTACLES !!!

"EMPLOYER: 'You are a government servant, 
you have to come to office 
even if it is a LOCKDOWN; 
otherwise, I may post you to a 
very remote place which is 
far away from this TOWN.'

EMPLOYEE: 'As per my gross salary, 
on every working day, 
I earn per day, Rs. 500/-; 
in this lockdown phase, 
my daily conveyance expenses 
in taxis is around 400/-; 
I will not come to office from tomorrow, 
as by playing mobile games only, 
I can earn per day, at least Rs. 100/-.'

EMPLOYER: 'The Indian Government has 
not declared in any Circular that for 
government servants, we have to 
arrange some office sponsored VEHICLES;  
but government servants have to attend 
office in lockdown phases, we are least 
bothered about the street level 
transportation OBSTACLES.'"- Arindam Sain

THOUGH THE VIRUS IS SPREADING IN EACH AND EVERY COMMUNITY; BUT, IT IS WEAKENING DUE TO THE FORMATION OF 'HERD IMMUNITY' !!!

"Though the virus is spreading in 
each and every COMMUNITY; 
but, it is weakening due to the 
formation of 'Herd IMMUNITY.' 
There are so many cases 
of rapid CONTAMINATIONS; 
but the curing rate is also improving 
in India than other NATIONS. 
Ultimately, this virus will become 
just like any viral FEVER; 
then a vaccine may get discovered 
by the end of 2020 to cure it FOREVER. 
China succeeded 
against USA, but not 
against India at ALL; 
so, China may try to go for a war against 
India, but, USA is also warming up 
to win the tournament of BASEBALL. 
Except in few states, 
lockdown may be 
lifted COMPLETELY; 
but, social distancing, sanitization 
and wearing of masks to be 
maintained STRICTLY."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

GAAMCHHA E BNAADHA ACHEY MURI; DUPUR E AAR RAAT E, KHACCHI KHICHURI !!!

"Gaamchha e bnaadha 
achey MURI; 
dupur e aar raat e, 
khacchi KHICHURI. 
Baandh BHENGECHEY; 
gaach PORECHEY; 
shashyakheth o jeh 
dubey GACHEY; 
bhaggyish chaal, daal, aloo 
surakkhito jaayega e raakha AACHEY. 
Lockdown er jerey 
chilum GRIHABANDI; 
ekhan je dekhchi hoye 
jaabo maanosik PRATIBANDI; 
parakriti ee dekhchi korchey juddho, hoyeche 
amader shaktishaali PRATIDWANDI; 
bojhaa daaye, kothay je aachey 'Sonaar Harin', 
'Raavan' aar 'Lakkhan er enkey deowaa GANDI'. 
Kaaj paaowa baa kora 
toh por er KATHA; 
ekhan khaabo ki, setaa ee 
ekhan MATHABYATHA. 
Ek metre er duratto bojaaye rekhe, mukhey 
mask porey, bhoy bhoy korechilum boiki 
besh bhalo ee CHAASH; 
kintu ekdin prabal gati teh 
dheye elo 'Amphan' tufaan, 
kore diye galo sab SARBANAASH. 
Nadir jal e, aar jharh e, 
shasya sab sesh, bazaar ei 
paaben naa sabji, jato ee felun TAAKA; 
jekhaane jharh bristi hoyni, sekhaane o 
hocchey nasto sab shasya, kaaron 
dheye aaschey pangapaal POKAA. 
Jehetu ei prakriti 
ei bachor pratiniyoto korey 
cholechey sab kichu BARBAAD; 
taai aamra amader graam e, ei bachor 
korbona Durga Pujo, etaa ee Bhagaban er 
biruddhey amader PRATIBAAD. 
Aasuk jato ee praakritik durjog, 
virus aar PANGAPAAL; 
chinta neyi, sabaar ghar e ontoto 
aachey aloo, dal aar CHAAL. 
Gaamchha e bnaadha 
achey MURI; 
duper e aar raat e, 
khacchi KHICHURI."- Arindam Sain

CESC STAFFS ARE NOT WOODCUTTERS, BUT, STILL, THEY ARE TRYING HARD, PROVIDING FULL SUPPORT AND COOPERATION !!!

"BABLOO: 'Why CESC staffs are not 
cutting down trees, we are paying 
CESC so much BILLS; 
without electricity, there are 
so many problems, can't CESC staffs 
understand, how it FEELS !'

BABOOL: 'CESC staffs are not woodcutters, 
but, still they are trying hard, providing 
full support and COOPERATION; 
as CESC is a private organization, that does 
not mean, that the CESC staffs have to do 
all the jobs of any Municipal CORPORATION.'

BAABLA: 'The monopoly business of CESC 
in Kolkata must not remain for LONG; 
if the Bangabhoomi Government allows other 
firms also, then there is nothing WRONG.'

BALA: 'CESC is not providing 
electricity services in the 
district areas to do BUSINESS; 
does that mean, that after sunset, the villagers 
of those district areas will have to practice 
living in the DARKNESS.'"- Arindam Sain

O MEENA, O MEENA; SIRF TERA HEE DEEWANA; HAIN YEH MUNNA !!!

"O Meena, o MEENA; 
sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 
hain yeh MUNNA. 
Humse dur naa JAANA; 
samjho naa humein BEGAANA; 
yeh gulaab hain meri taraf se, ek NAZRAANA;  
tumko aati hain 
mera dil CHURAANA; 
humein aata hain 
bhari mehfil mein ikraar KARNA. 
Chahey kitna bhi shaktishaali kyon 
naa ho tumhari woh goonda ANNA; 
mere jaise sacchey aashique se naa 
takraaye, yeh baath usko samjha DENA. 
Aaj mausam hain SUHAANA; 
chorho bhi yeh sab BAHAANA; 
pyar toh tum bhi bahut karti ho mujhse, 
aab kyon hain CHUPAANA; 
jab yeh do dil pyar karta hain ek 
doosre se, tab kyon hain SHARMAANA. 
O Meena, o MEENA, 
sirf tera hee DEEWANA; 
hain yeh MUNNA."- Arindam Sain

THOSE WHO WERE BECOMING ROBOTS OR BUSY BEES; ARE MENTALLY HUMANS AGAIN AFTER EXPLORING THEIR CHILDHOOD HOBBIES !!!

"When the virus started 
attacking us, there was 
a 'Lockdown' DECLARATION; 
leaders of so many developed nations 
had a laugh at it, but, the whole world 
is now praising 'INDIA' NATION. 
In the initial phase of lockdown, lots of 
people's mentality was filled with 
frustrations and NEGATIVITY; 
their mind became positive and refreshed 
when they started exploring themselves by 
focusing on their own skills of CREATIVITY. 
Barbers may lose some 
of their customers as some people 
have become great HAIRSTYLISTS; 
to reach the office or native place, some 
people kept on cycling for so many 
kilometers to become good CYCLISTS. 
Some homemakers had to deal with their 
aggressive husbands in the initial lockdown 
phase, as if their husbands are BEASTS; 
some people kept on painting 
or singing on these days to feel 
themselves like budding ARTISTS. 
When homemakers were becoming 
too angry, their husbands grabbed 
the opportunities of COOKING; 
the homemakers then got 
some time for some sweet 
yummy cake BAKING. 
Some married couples 
who were having tough times, 
have now started to love each OTHER; 
students and kids have learned to learn 
online, so, no problem for their studies, 
even if there is any lockdown FURTHER. 
Those who were becoming 
robots or busy BEES; 
are mentally humans again after exploring 
their childhood HOBBIES."- Arindam Sain

IT IS TIME TO PROVIDE INDEPENDENCE TO 'TIBET' AND 'TAIWAN'; MAYBE, IT WAS CHINA'S LONG TERM PLAN TO BECOME NO. 1 IN THE WORLD BY RELEASING THE VIRUS IN WUHAN !!!

"Due to the virus attacks, 
USA is losing its global SUPREMACY; 
China has been able to supress so many facts 
and figures as there still exists AUTOCRACY; 
the recent developments in 'WHO' in 
2020 is forcing China to 
change its DIPLOMACY; 
India has been able to overcome 
all the obstacles created 
due to the word, 'DEMOCRACY'. 
Surprisingly, why 'WHO' provided 
China, an indirect hidden SUPPORT; 
except Wuhan, why the other cities of 
China never became the virus HOTSPOT ? 
USA was kept 
totally in the DARKNESS; 
by the time, USA smelled something fishy, 
China already succeeded in its BUSINESS. 
As India understood China's tricks beforehand 
due to India's sharp Intelligence DEPARTMENT; 
China is now planning to create some problems 
in Ladakh to frighten the Indian GOVERNMENT. 
It is time to provide 
Independence to 
'Tibet' and 'TAIWAN'; 
maybe, it was China's long term plan to 
become No. 1 in the world by releasing 
the virus in WUHAN."- Arindam Sain

HUMANS HAVE TO CREATE A PROTECTIVE SHIELD TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS THRILLING ATMOSPHERE !!!

"ROYAL MINISTER: 'They never listened 
to you, and now, the 'Mother Nature' 
is teaching them a LESSON.'

ROYAL ENVIRONMENTALIST: 'Ha ha ha, 
jokes apart, but, the natural calamities 
are repeatedly going ON !'

HERMIT: '2020 is turning out to be 
one of the toughest years of the 
world for human EXISTENCE; 
when 'Mother Nature' strikes back at 
humans, they just have to wait and watch 
only, as they cannot provide any RESISTENCE.'

KING: 'It seems that 
anyone can fall in 'Death 
Trap' anytime, ANYWHERE; 
humans have to create protective 
shield to fight back against 
this thrilling ATMOSPHERE.'"- Arindam Sain


Tuesday, May 26, 2020

HUMANS MUST SAVE SUNDARBANS DELTA, THEY MUST MAKE IT MORE GREENERY AND DENSE, OTHERWISE, KOLKATA MAY FACE SUPERCYCLONES REPEATEDLY !!!

"CROCODILE: 'How are you ? I am 
seeing you almost after a WEEK; 
it seems that you are 
looking somewhat WEAK.'

ROYAL BENGAL TIGER: 'During 'Amphan' 
cyclone, there was such a high TIDE; 
I went deep into the jungle, but, still, I was 
struggling to find a safe place to HIDE.'

CROCODILE: 'Yes, indeed, this river 
was looking so DANGEROUS; 
many of us started to hide in the muddy bushes 
as 'Amphan' cyclone looked so FEROCIOUS.'

ROYAL BENGAL TIGER: 'The 'Amphan' 
cyclone somewhat got weakened due to 
the large scattered areas of Sundarbans 
delta and its 'Sundri' trees UNDOUBTEDLY; 
humans must save Sundarbans delta, they
must make it more greenery and dense, 
otherwise, Kolkata may face 
supercyclones REPEATEDLY.'"- Arindam Sain

LOTS OF INDIANS ARE APPLYING FOR INDIAN CITIZENSHIP IN THIS MODERN AGE; IF YOU CAN LEARN FRENCH ALSO, IT WILL REALLY BE AN ADDED ADVANTAGE !!!

"CANADIAN RECRUITER: 'I will discuss 
about all the procedures AFTERWARDS; 
can you tell me something about 
Canada within a few WORDS ?'

INDIAN JOBSEEKER: 'The flag of 
Canada has a red maple LEAF; 
the 'AI182' flight incident
caused so much GRIEF. 
Canada's southeastern region first experienced 
so many social and industrial REVOLUTIONS; 
the regions of Canada kept on developing due 
to several French and British EXPEDITIONS. 
Basically, the real 
ancient Americans 
are actually the MEXICANS; 
the 'British Columbia' colonies kept on 
expanding and these Europeans later 
became the United States' AMERICANS. 
Canada provides lots 
of jobs opportunities WORLDWIDE; 
multicultural, multilingual and multireligious 
qualities are really Canada's PRIDE.'

CANADIAN RECRUITER: 'That's fine, but, in 
'IELTS' exam, you must have a good SCORE; 
as you already have a passport, we will then 
just create a VISA to send you OFFSHORE. 
Lots of Indians are applying for Canadian 
citizenship in this modern AGE; 
if you can learn French also, it will really 
be an added ADVANTAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAMAAL SAMAAL, SHASYA SAMAAL; BARGI RAA NOY, AASCHEY PANGAPAL !!!

"Samaal samaal, 
shasya SAMAAL; 
bargi raa noy, 
aaschey PANGAPAAL. 
Era bhalo ee thaake 
ekla EKKONE; 
onekgulo ek jaayega e jutley 
porey, khub furti jaage eder MONE. 
Barogulo r gaayer rang 
hoy jaaye SONALI; 
eder eto khidey, je eder pet 
konodin thaake naa KHAALI. 
'Bible' e ki eder 
ullekh aachey NAAKI; 
ki jaani, bodhoy 'Mishar' er itihaas o 
kaarur aar jaante neyi BAAKI. 
Era urhtey paare 
bahukkhan ebong urrey o 
jaaye dur BOHUDUR; 
etogulo ke eksaathe dheye aaste dekhle, 
kichu ee bishesh korte paarben naa, 
jato ee hon apni BAHADUR. 
Era eto khabaar 
kheye nebe NIMESHE; 
je apnaar shasyakheth ekti morubhoomi 
mon e hobe ABASESHE. 
'O Hansini, kahaan urrh chali', 
bhabchen bujhi, ei gaan taa hotath 
mon e porchey kiser JONNYO; 
ke jano bolchilo je, Pakistani pangapal 
maarbaar jonnyo yuddha r prostuti 
nicchey Chin er 'HANGSHO SAINYA'. 
Onek desher lokjon ke 
bolte sunechi je ei pangapal er 
bhajha besh bhalo KHETEY; 
eder ke kaayeda kore 
kaaparh feley dhortey hoy, 
jakhan era ghumiye thaake RAATEY; 
duto thyang bhenge niye, ektu besan 
aar piyaaz diye maakhiye korhkore 
kore tel e bhejhe, diye daaye PAAT E; 
eder bhajhabhuji khaowaa obbhyesh ee 
hoyto korte hobe aagami din e, jodi 
egulo dhukey pore BHARAT E. 
Samaal samaal, 
shasya SAMAAL; 
bargi raa noy, 
aaschey PANGAPAL."- Arindam Sain

SAMUDRATAL HOCCHE GARAM, TAAI JHARH AAR NIMNOCHAAP HOBE BOIKI GHANAGHANA !!!

"Ekhankaar sab durjog er 
kaaron oi SAMUDRA; 
jehetu maanush gulo hoyechey 
atyachaari aar ABHADRA. 
Prithibi r vaayumandal je garam hoye 
jacche, taa jaaye na bojha, kaaron 
samudra nicchey taa SHUSHEY; 
kintu taate o neyi je nistaar, 
jato jonjaal aar plastic giye 
porche oi samudrey ee ABOSESHE. 
Charidikey eto garam, je prithibi r 
dui golaardher baraf jacchey GOLEY; 
chupi chupi kintu samudrer jal 
bereyei cholechey sabaar AARALEY. 
Samudratal hocchey garam, 
taai jhorh aar nimnochaap 
hobe boiki GHANAGHANA; 
sab e toh 2020, sab e toh 
kaliyug er shuru, tairi thaakun, 
saamne aaro bipad ASANNA."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 25, 2020

LIFE AND DEATH !!!

"LIFE: 'Whenever you come here, 
everywhere, there is DARKNESS.'

DEATH: 'I always come to switch of all the lights 
and block all rays of hope, that is my BUSINESS.'

LIFE: 'How can you come here 
in my territory without 
getting my INVITATION ?'

DEATH: 'I can reach anywhere, anytime 
to anyone to end the last chapter 
and that is my DEFINITION.'

LIFE: 'You caanot always take the ultimate 
decision, it is a long process of prolonged 
activities, it is not so EASY.'

DEATH: 'I get an advantage when any 
living thing forgets to take care of its 
own body or structure while being too BUSY.'

LIFE: 'I don't accept defeat so easily, 
you have always faced a 
tough challenge from me 
in each and every BATTLEGROUND.'

DEATH: 'I always have the last laugh, though, 
you also win in the next stage, as there is 
universal concept of rebirth, and the cycle 
goes round and ROUND.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ODD TIMES, SO IMPORTANT IS THE WORD, 'FISCAL'; TO MAKE IT MORE SIGNIFICANT EVERYWHERE, IT IS TIME TO GO LOCAL !!!

"In odd times, so important 
is the word, 'FISCAL'; 
to make it more significant 
everywhere, it is time to go LOCAL. 
Due to the pandamic 
situation, there has been 
a psychological CHANGE; 
it has given the golden opportunity 
to strengthen each and every 
local employment EXCHANGE. 
Migrant workers will 
first try to get some 
works in local AREAS; 
the rate of migration of workers from 
one state to the other state may get 
reduced in the next few YEARS. 
When getting any work in local 
areas is the first PRIORITY; 
then recruiters may get at a reasonable 
salary offer, the manpower of better QUALITY. 
RBI has to push the PSU Banks for disbursing 
more loans as the deposits in CASA Accounts 
will start increasing AUTOMATICALLY; 
utilizing the new loan disbursed amount to close 
the existing NPA accounts may be a short term 
smart strategy TECHNICALLY. 
But, after some years, these loans 
disbursed in this pandemic situation 
will surely have the 'NPA EXPLOSION'; 
before that time, the Indian Government
must succeed in its 'Make In India' 
and 'Increased Exports' VISION. 
Keep only 5 PSU Banks like North Zone Bank 
(NZB), East Zone Bank (EZB), South Zone Bank 
(SZB), West Zone Bank (WZB), NPA Recovery 
Bank (NRB) after mergers and ACQUISITIONS; 
even there must be a 'Bank Mitra' Counter 
in each and every Express train, so that 
while travelling in it, a person can 
have banking TRANSACTIONS."- Arindam Sain

ONEK HOLO PROLAY, EBAAR HOK PROCHUR BRIKKHAROPON; HOK EBAAR CHAARIDIKEY SABUJAAYON !!!

"Onek holo prolay, ebaar hok 
prochur BRIKKHAROPON; 
hok abaar 
chaaridikey SABUJAAYON. 
Ei 2020 saal e, 
charidikey dekhi je hahakaar, 
jedike jaaye DUNAYAN; 
Maanavjaati r biruddhey, ei prakriti 
lorhchey tritiyo viswayuddha, taai 
sesh hoye jacchey katojon er JEEVAN. 
Graambangla r pukur e komey gachey MAACH; 
Kolkata e kome gachey kato GAACH. 
Prakriti r opor korle atyachaar, aastey 
baadhyo kono naa kono DURJOG; 
kano ee baa debo aamra 
prakriti ke seyi SUJOG; 
jakhan aamra jaani je ei prakriti r 
taandav e, prochur hoy DURBHOG. 
Bhengechey kato 
nadi r baandh, jal er 
talaa e ekhano kato GRAAM; 
maath er prochur shasya 
hoyechey nasto, sabji r jogaan 
kombe boiki, baarbe taar DAAM. 
'Amphan' jharh gachey 
Kolkata r gaa ghesey, 
taateyi ei ABOSTHA; 
erpor jodi konodin kono jharh 
aasey sojasuji, taaholey toh 
bandho ee hoye jaabe sab RAASTA. 
Jodi ei jharh soja uttar er dikey jeto, 
madhya Kolkata r onek baari r hoyto
hoto naa aar SESHRAKKHA; 
oi virus er mato, 
ei jharh o diye 
galo onek SHIKKHA. 
Daariye aachey gaach, kintu taar 
goraa e neyi porjaapto MAATI; 
gaach onekgulo ee porechey, emon ki 
bhengechey baari r chaadh o KOYEKTI. 
Paristhithi kichuta holo 
swabhabhik, jakhan maath e 
naamlo Bharatiya SENAVAAHINI; 
naholey cholteyi thaakto 'Biraal er 
golaa e ghanta baadhbe ke' r 
chirachorito KAAHINI. 
Onek holo prolay, ebaar hok 
prochur BRIKKHAROPON; 
hok abaar 
chaaridikey SABUJAAYON."- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 22, 2020

DUE TO THE DEVASTATIONS IN SO MANY PLACES, AFTER THE 'AMPHAN' CYCLONE; SO MANY PEOPLE GOT DIGITALLY DISCONNECTED, SO MANY PEOPLE WERE FIGHTING THE CRISIS ALONE !!!

"Due to the devastations in so many places, 
after the 'AMPHAN' CYCLONE; 
so many people got digitally disconnected, so 
many people were fighting the crisis ALONE. 
It was really one of the toughest 
times for the team members 
of any disaster MANAGEMENT; 
as so many trees and lamp posts fell in several 
roads, it was really a time taking task to make 
any necessary ARRANGEMENT. 
Totally cutoff digitally, there were 
problems of electricity and water in 
some places too, what a sad STORY; 
but, in almost each and every house of 
villages, there is at least one radio set 
that runs on BATTERY. 
By hearing the news in the 
radio sets, the villagers were 
getting the real time INFORMATION; 
and then they were having a 
meeting among themselves 
to find a feasible SOLUTION; 
to prepare a task force at village level 
to help each other rapidly to come 
out of this bad SITUATION. 
Many lives have 
been saved in 
the coastal areas 
due to timely EVACUATION; 
it has been a good team 
work with meteorological 
departments, by both Odisha and 
Bangabhoomi ADMINISTRATION."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

AAILO TUFAN, AAILO TUFAN; NAAM TAAR 'AMPHAN' !!!

"Aailo tufan, aailo TUFAN; 
naam taar 'AMPHAN'. 
Oi shona jaaye 
pralay r sur o GAAN; 
sunchey sabaai taandav er awaaz, 
khaara royechey sabaar KAAN. 
Kato knaachabaari gachey bhengey, 
gachey oneker PRAAN; 
gaach poreche onekgulo, poreche onek aam, 
kochikhoka raa aam kuriye, korche 'AAM-FUN'. 
Aailo tufan, aailo TUFAN; 
naam taar 'AMPHAN'. 
Ei jharh kintu
besh SHAKTISHAALI; 
hai re prakriti, satyiee tui aaj 
ki khel taai naa DEKHAALI. 
Khotigrastho beshi hoyechey 
Medinipur, Sagar, Kakdwip, 
Patharpratima, Namkhana o BAKKHALI; 
taa boley Kolkata teh o kam hoyni er 
taandav nritya, katolok ee aatankey 
boley uthchilo, 'Jai Maa Kali, KOLKATTAWALI.' 
Aailo tufan, aailo TUFAN; 
naam taar 'AMPHAN'. 
Onek nadi r baandh gachey bhengey, 
taai royeche bonnya r AASONKAA; 
katojon er je hoyechey khoti, 
samay laagbe jaantey taar SANKHYAA. 
Ei jharh ee ghuriye debe katojon er 
bhaggya r CHAAKA; 
khotigrastha maanush der ke sahajya hisebey 
diteyi hobe khaabar, baasosthaan ebong TAAKA. 
Aailo tufan, aailo TUFAN; 
naam taar 'AMPHAN'. 
Bidyut gache CHOLEY; 
ghar e, ghar e, mombaati JWOLEY. 
Baaire shital vaayu AFURANTA; 
jehetu ei jharh besh DURANTA. 
Aailo tufan, aailo TUFAN; 
naam taar 'AMPHAN'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 18, 2020

THAAKUN SATARKA, THAAKUN SABDHAAN; PRABAL GATI TEH DHEYE AASCHEY 'AMPHAN' !!!

"Thaakun satarka, 
thaakun SABDHAAN; 
prabal gati teh 
dheye aaschey 'AMPHAN'. 
Buddhimaan chaasi raa kintu 
thik samay kete felechey DHAAN; 
samudra upakulbarti elaaka e 
jaara thaaken taara samudra 
theke ektu dur e choley JAAN; 
nouko baa trawler niye maach 
dhoradhori korben pore, ekhan 
ei bipad theke nijeke BAACHAAN. 
Hoyto sesh muhurtey jete o 
paare onyodike GHUREY; 
tobu o bipad khub ekta kam noy, 
taai thaakun je jaar GHAREY. 
Thaakun satarka, 
thaakun SABDHAAN; 
prabal gati teh 
dheye aaschey 'AMPHAN.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 16, 2020

EBAAR AMADER MALA PORAANO EBONG MALA BADAL ER PAALA !!!

"Sadharanoto aamra dujon 
ei park er kono na 
kono benchiteyi BOSI; 
kintu sedin bikeley jaa garam 
laagchilo, je amraa park er sesh er 
dikey oi pukur paareyi choley AASI; 
pukur paare ghaash er opor bosey 
aachey amaar premika, PIYAASI; 
aar ami or koley matha diye suye 
thaaktey besh BHALOBASHI. 
Furfurey haaowa dicchilo, besh ador 
khacchilum, hothath se boley uthlo, 
'Shono naa, amaake daao naa 
ekta golaapi shaaluk PHOOL'; 
orey amaar radhike, ei chilo tor mon e, 
ki shokh maairi, taah pant taa 
ke haatu obdi murey niye 
naamlo pukur e, ei bechara BIPUL; 
ektu kochuri paana, ektu kaada paank, 
taah jaai hok, ekti noy, duto shaaluk phool 
tuley aanlum, bhabchilum je, ekhaane 
ekey eney ki je korechi BHOOL. 
Khub khushi hoye besh mon er anande 
gaaichilo gaan, tarpor kichukkhon 
por dekhi baaniye felechey 
shaaluk phool er MALA; 
taarpor park er bhetoreyi ekta chotto 
hanuman er murti r saamne niye giye 
bollo, 'ebaar amader mala poraano 
ebong mala badal er PAALA.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT'S IN A LANGUAGE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS COMMUNICATION !!!

"RESEARCHER: 'In songs, 'Bengali' language 
is still the best in its SWEETNESS; 
in aesthetic values, 'Sanskrit' language 
is still the best, your HIGHNESS; 
in poems, 'Urdu' language is still the 
best for its BEAUTIFULNESS; 
the 'English' language is widely used only for its 
presence for a long time in global BUSINESS; 
surprisingly, 'French' is a language which 
is popular worldwide for its EASYNESS.'

CONSULTANT: 'As a researcher, 
for doing research on 
various SUBJECTS; 
it seems that you do research on 
various languages also from all 
types of different ASPECTS. 
But, as per our surveys, we say, 'What's 
in a language', the most important 
thing is 'COMMUNICATION''; 
even if by making several 
signals like a dumb guy in 
any type of ORGANIZATION, 
if I am able to make you understand what I am 
trying to say, then my work will get done easily 
without any COMPLICATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 15, 2020

AAMRA EE JE DEKHCHI EKHAN HOYECHI TOMADER PARAM PRIYO MITRA; AAMRA ESECHI JOBEY THEKE, BHULECHO TOMRAA LIKHTE PREMPATRA !!!

"Aamra ee je dekhchi ekhan hoyechi 
tomader param priyo MITRA; 
aamra esechi jobey theke, 
bhulecho tomraa likhte PREMPATRA. 
Ei lockdown er jerey aamader ke aar 
dichho naa tomraa BISHRAM; 
aamader madhyam e kato katha ee 
naa eksaathe cholechey ABIRAAM. 
Aamader dum jakhaan furiye JAAYE; 
tomraa dekhi chotey jaao BEJAAYE. 
Takhan tomraa ee abaar 
aamader ke niye karo 
kato ee naa SAMALOCHONA; 
daam ei jonnyo ee kam niyechey 
bodhoy, ektu teyi taai haafiye jaaye, 
uff ! ki biraktikar ALOCHONA. 
Abaar jakhan firey paai aamra 
pooro dum, orrey baba, se tomaader 
mukhey futey othey se ki aparup HAASI; 
tarpor tomraa prem e porey korbe kelenkaari, 
aar tomaader maa baba aamader keyi jato 
dosh daaye, jano aamra ee SARBONAASHI. 
Dui bachor hotey naa hoteyi tomraa boltey 
thaako, je aamra hoye gechi PURONO; 
taai aamader ke kono dokaan e diye esey 
abaar tomraa notun kaaukey AANO; 
tobe gorib e ra kintu purono ke o 
bhalobashe, amraa purono 
holey taader kaacheyi aamader ke 
daan kore daaona KANO; 
ekhan tomader emon hoye gachey abhyessh 
je amader ke thaakteyi hobe tomaader 
paashe, bondhu hisebe, taah, tomraa seta 
maano aar naa MAANO."- Arindam Sain

THE SUMMER SEASON OF 2020 CAN BE VERY HOT; BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHETHER THIS VIRUS CAN BE TAMED OR NOT !!!

"BABLOO: 'The summer season 
of 2020 can be very HOT; 
but no one knows whether this 
virus can be tamed or NOT. 
But, earlier, the sea waves 
looked so WILD; 
after repeated lockdowns, the 
sea waves are now quite MILD.'

BABOOL: 'When the vaccine 
of this virus will get 
discovered, no one KNOWS; 
we may have to consider that 
this virus will stay for long 
as our life GOES. 
But, that does not mean, 
that we will not take the 
necessary PRECAUTIONS; 
as it may make its 2nd phase 
of attack in October 2020 to 
create worldwide DISRUPTIONS."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, May 14, 2020

ONAAR JANMASTHAN 'BETHUADAHARI'; KOLKATA E TAIRI KORECHEN EKTI BAARI DAKSHINDUARI; NAAM ONAAR 'DWARKANATH DUARI' !!!

"Onaar janmasthan 
'BETHUADAHARI'; 
Kolkata e tairi korechen 
ekti baari DAKSHINDUARI; 
naam onaar 
'Dwarakanath DUARI.' 
Kolkata theke ponero kilometre durey 
achey onaar ekti baganbaari, sekhaane 
uni khulechen ekti notun DAIRY; 
onekkhaani jaayega oi baganbaari r 
aasheypaashey, kato sundar sundar 
phool er gaach o royechey saari SAARI. 
Uni ekti rastrayatto bank theke 
swecchaye abasar niyechilen, jakhan 
onaar boyesh chilo PANCHANNO; 
praaye ponero jon lok niyog 
korechen uni, ei baganbaari aar 
dairy dekhashona koraar JONNYO. 
Onaar chele, bouma, naati, 
naatni thaaken onaar 
Kolkata r BAARITEY; 
uni sastrik ei baganbaari teyi thaaken, 
bhalo laagey onaar ei sundar o shanto 
parivesh e THAAKTEY. 
Oi baganbaari r bhetore achey ekti 
baali r pukur, jaar jol khub ee 
swaccho o PARISKAAR; 
pukur er chaar te kon e alo o laagano hoyeche, 
jaate sandhyabela e, pukur er aasheopaashe 
naa thaake kono ANDHOKAAR. 
Dwaraka babu r stree, Pramila Devi 
pusechen katogulo haansh ebong segulo 
oi pukur e chorey beraaye aapon MONE; 
aar oi baganbaari r posha kukur, Keltu aar 
posha beraal, Biltu oi haansh gulo r besh 
khayal raakhte JAANE. 
Chuti peleyi praaye prati saptaahe 
daadu thakuma r kaache choley aasey 
naati aar NAATNI; 
Dwaraka putra Dibakar o 
aase boiki ebong saathe 
aasey Sunaina, taar PATNI."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

THINK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE NEEDY; AND IN THIS PANDEMIC SITUATION, THEY MUST BE GIVEN SUBSIDY !!!

"Think about those 
people who are NEEDY; 
and in this pandemic situation, 
they must be given SUBSIDY. 
For electricity bills, in case of 
residential houses, there should 
be 10% and for commercial units, 
there should be 30% REDUCTION; 
GST must be taken uniformly 
at 5% rate for all goods for one 
financial year and still it will yield 
sound revenue GENERATION. 
Due to physical distancing in 
any bus or car, the number of 
passengers will be LESS; 
to safegaurd both passengers and 
bus owners, reduce the special 
excise duty and road CESS. 
A business unit must have a renewed 
trade license, latest I-T Return file and 
if there is any loan, then it should 
be either in 'IRAC-0' or 'IRAC-1'; 
otherwise, that firm must not get the financial package amount in their Current Account or Business Loan Account, and this strategy will 
be the most feasible ONE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

GARAM KAAL ER BIKELE, KI FURFUREY HAAWOA !!!

"Garam kaal er bikele, 
ki furfurey HAAWOA; 
oi haaowa khaowaar jonnyo ee 
toh oi dhaan jolaa e roj JAAWOA. 
Pratidin bikel jato ee baarey, 
dekhi megh gulo hoye jacchey RANGEEN; 
kato paakhi jhaake jhaake firey jaaye 
taader baasa e thik ei samay PRATIDIN. 
Ami ebaar ei goru 
chaagol gulo ke ekotrito 
korbaar jonnyo hoye jaai BYASTO; 
eder ke niye dhaan jolaa diye hetey 
jetey jetey dekhi, kamala rang er surya 
paschim akaash e jacche ASTHA. 
Surya r dikey tata kore 
ami roj ee boli, 'Aaj chollum 
baari, abaar hobe kaal DEKHA'; 
Manglu gaai taa dekhi omni haamba 
haamba kore othey, jano bole, 'Ei 'Nabin' 
rakhaal baalok ekhano royeche kochi KHOKA.' 
Manglu r meye ta jehetu laalche, 
taai or naam deowaa hoyechey 'LAALI'; 
jaa dustu baachur, baapre ! or opor karrha najar 
raakhte bolechey amaar maalik, 'BANAMALI.' 
Roz ami jakhan ei sab goru chaagol 
niye maalik er goaal er dikey FIRI; 
omni khaakey kolsi niye amaar saathe saathe 
choley ei graam er sabcheye paaka BURI. 
Amader graam e daarun khejur 
gur tairi kore Gobardhan Kaka, 
ei paaka buri taar ee KANYA; 
amaar theke maatro dui bachor er
choto, ei lambachulo, lakkhityara 
labanyomoyi r naam, 'ANANYA'. 
Ei bechaari maatrihaara meye 
amaake khub ee BHALOBAASE; 
aar ektu rozgar kore niyi, tarpor okeyi ami 
biye korbo ei bachor er SESHE."- Arindam Sain

MANY FIRMS MAY HAVE TO START FROM THE SCRATCH; TO COME OUT FROM THIS BAD PATCH !!!

"Many firms may have to 
start from the SCRATCH; 
to come out rapidly 
from this bad PATCH. 
Due to this pandemic situation, 
the stocks have not been 
cleared by 'End of Season' SALE; 
how to clear the old stocks to provide 
space for new stocks, is going to 
become an interesting TALE. 
The purchasing power of the 
customers will surely go DOWN; 
especially in rural and semi urban areas, 
but, maybe not by so much in any TOWN. 
So, the firms have 
only one fantastic OPTION; 
to somehow aggressively, again 
going for the 'Market PENETRATION'. 
Implement 'Buy 1 Get 1 Free' 
type of strategies and 
reduce the selling price AMOUNT; 
and train the employees of those firms 
about how to sell the products by 
marketing the word, 'DISCOUNT'."- Arindam Sain

MERI MAA TUMHE GHAR PE BULAAYA HAIN, BANAAYA HAIN KABAB !!! !!!

"Hoon musafir, chalna hain abhi 
bhi bahut saare RAASTE; 
koi bhi safar shuru karne se pehle, karte 
hain hum aapne bhagawan ko NAMASTE. 
Zindagi ki ish safar mein, ekbaar aayi thi 
ek khubsoorat FARISTEY; 
dheere dheere naa jaane kaise, hum dono 
ke beech ho gayi thi ek anmol RISHTEY. 
Kaabil e taarif thi uski SHABAAB; 
ek doosre ke liye hum dono teh BETAAB. 
Phir achanak ho gayi thi judaai, ek jhagra 
ke baad, woh chitthi bejhti rahi, hum gusse 
mein naa diya ek bhi khat ka JAWAAB; 
bahut dino baad, aaj huyi usse mulakaat aur woh 
haash ke boli, 'Meri maa tumhe ghar pe bulaaya 
hain, banaaya hain KABAB'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, May 11, 2020

DURING NATURAL CALAMITIES, THE MIGRATIONS ARE GENERALLY OUTWARD; BUT IN CASE OF THIS PANDEMIC, THE MIGRATIONS ARE INWARD !!!

"During natural calamities, the 
migrations are generally OUTWARD; 
but in case of this pandemic, 
the migrations are INWARD. 
Many daily workers are coming 
back to their own VILLAGE; 
many of them will help in farming 
to their parents of old AGE. 
Many employees or several 
union leaders are getting threatened 
or forced by their BOSSES; 
but the employees at present, are more 
concerned about their own life and that of their 
family members, not about the job LOSSES. 
Even there are people who have already 
resigned from their job OVERSEAS; 
and may open a new startup business in 
India with a few number of EMPLOYEES. 
What went out 
of our hands are now 
coming back due to this VIRUS; 
be it 'Brain Drain', 'Pollution Control' and
'Strong Domestic Market', this time, 
again, we cannot afford to miss the BUS. 
Smart investors will 
surely capitalize on 
these OPPORTUNITIES; 
and the capitalistic approach 
may automatically fade away 
among several COMMUNITIES."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, May 10, 2020

AADHAAR CARD CAN ALSO BE USED AS A RATION CARD FOR PUBLIC FOODS SUPPLY DISTRIBUTION !!!

"Some persons have surely 
given a fantastic SUGGESTION; 
that Aadhaar Card can also be used as a Ration 
Card for Public Foods Supply DISTRIBUTION. 
While shopping online, any individual can 
get a restricted quantity of rice, wheat 
and sugar at a subsidized PRICE; 
by entering his/her Aadhaar Card Number 
on the online grocery website on a 
monthly basis, just TWICE. 
Say, for example, in the online shopping 
website, you selected 1 Kilogram 
Rice at Rs. 42/-; 
in the 'Ration Promocode' Textbox, you 
enter your Aadhaar Number, the price 
will get reduced to Rs. 22/-. 
Rs. 20 will be 
directly credited to the 
online shopping website 
account from the Indian 
Government PDS ACCOUNT; 
in local grocery store shopping, the purchaser 
has to pay Rs. 42/-, and then upload 'Aadhaar 
Card Photocopy', 'Ration Challan' and a 'Ration 
Form' duly signed by purchaser and shopkeeper, 
in 'Ration website' to get back subsidy AMOUNT. 
The moment your Aadhaar Card is getting 
entried through your Ration ID, a phone call 
will be made and an OTP will be sent to 
your registered mobile number to 
confirm the Ration PURCHASE; 
be it direct online or local grocery store 
purchase, your Aadhaar Card number is 
eligible to get subsidies only for twice a 
month and the number of Ration Dealers 
may be reduced phase by PHASE."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, May 9, 2020

CHAIN SE JEEYA NAA JAAYE AAB TUM BIN; BOLO KAB AAYOGI BHARAT MEIN, O 'VACCINE' !!!

"Chain se jeeya naa jaaye aab tum BIN; 
bolo kab aayogi Bharat mein, o 'VACCINE'. 
Woh asur ke darr se 
bahut kuch hain BANDH; 
phir bhi har Hindustani manusya 
ka hosla hain BULAND. 
Saari duniya mein koi bhi 
jung ka maidan khula hain 
tumhare liye, sirf aa jaao EKBAAR; 
Durga Maaiya ki tarah tum bhi karogi 
badh ish asur ki, tabhi toh shanti se 
jeeyega ish jagat ka har PARIVAAR. 
Yajna chal raha hain saari viswa 
mein, taah ki tum baano ish 
asur se bhi SHAKTISHAALI; 
yeh asur ko badh karna hee 
hoga, tabhi toh aayegi poore 
sansar mein KHUSHHALI."- Arindam Sain

THE GOODS TRAINS ARE RUNNING, SO, DON'T WALK ON RAILWAY TRACKS !!!

"In this lockdown phase, while walking 
on roads, beware of speedy TRUCKS; 
the goods trains are running, so, 
don't walk on Railway TRACKS. 
If your home is too FAR; 
just stay where you ARE. 
You are fighting against 
this virus to stay ALIVE; 
then what is the point in trying to go home, 
if in the streets, you don't SURVIVE. 
All the respective state government 
must provide them foods and SHELTER; 
then only, they will try to settle down where 
they are to feel much BETTER."- Arindam Sain