SPAIN LIFTED THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 ON 19.07.2026 BY WINNING AGAINST ARGENTINA BY 2-1 !!!

"Spain knew very well about 
the Argentina defense LINE;
so, they kept the ball 
possession and marked 
each and every ARGENTINE.
Too much ball control by 
Spain, compelled Argentina 
to play defensive FOOTBALL;
full credit goes to the 
Spanish defenders as they 
were giving no space at ALL.
It was only Emiliano Martinez 
who continued the FIGHT;
he made so many saves, some 
were so close and TIGHT.
Was Enzo Fernandez 
rightfully red carded, a matter 
indeed to get CRITICIZED;
Lionel Scaloni's defensive 
strategy backfired, that he 
must have REALIZED.
In every match, a 
team cannot make a 
comeback from BEHIND;
The defensive expert teams like 
Spain and Italy know how to play 
with the opponent coach's MIND.
For Argentina, that this team can 
bounce back in the last few minutes, 
is the cause of OVER-CONFIDENCE;
when you are playing the final match, 
no matter what, go for the kill because 
offence is the best DEFENCE.
For Lionel Messi in 2022, there was 
aggressiveness and no FEAR;
so, that World Cup looked 
far, but came NEAR.
In 2026, in almost every match, the 
team woke up after conceding a goal, 
despite having Messi as the STAR;
and on that statistics, Spain did the 
real research, hence, for Messi, this 
World Cup was so near, yet too FAR.
Anyway, it is the Argentina team which 
came back in every game to make 
this World Cup so INTERESTING;
Lionel Messi and his magic in football 
will always remain in our hearts, winning 
a tournament is a different THING.
In 2010, in the final match 
against Spain, Netherlands 
were down to 10 MEN;
in 2026, Argentina were down to 10 
men, and Spain got the goal in extra 
time only to repeat the history of 2010.
Not only Messi or Argentine 
people, even the Argentina 
team fans had to feel the PAIN;
as, after winning the Euro Cup 2024, 
the FIFA World Cup 2026 has 
been lifted by SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE WITH 2-1 VICTORY AGAINST ENGLAND TO REACH THE FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"The first half looked as 
if 'nothing should go WRONG';
both the teams were trying to prove 
that their defense line is STRONG.
In the 2nd half, they did cut loose as 
a goal scored by Anthony GORDON;
Now, the Argentina team changed their 
gear, the competitive match was ON.
When Lionel Messi found himself in 
the trap of 'Man to Man' MARKING; 
he started operating from the right wing 
corner, in that case also, he is the KING.
As if Lionel Messi said, 'Be there at 
the right spot, be that hunting BEAST;
I will assist you at the right time, so 
that you can enjoy the hunted FEAST.'
Argentina equalized with 
an angled, chipped shot 
by Enzo FERNANDEZ;
Lionel Messi placed the ball so 
accurately, that the perfect jump 
gave a dividend to Lautaro MARTINEZ.
With 2-1 score, the day of 15.07.2026 
was a shocking day for any 'BRITISH';
people of both Argentina 
and Spain speaks SPANISH.
In the final, 'No pain, no GAIN';
can Argentina beat SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

THE BUSES OF BENGAL BORDER !!!

"BABLOO: 'Amader notun 
parivahan mantri r kintu royeche 
onyorakam PARIKALPONA;
je sab route e bus beshi cholena, sei 
sab route ei, notun bus route chaalu 
hobe, royeche serokom JALPONA.'

BABOOL: 'Haan thik ee bolecho 
bhaaya, amar toh royeche 
praaye 10 taa holud rang er
choto choto school MINIBUS;
Duttapukur theke Dobila r notun 
route er prastaab eseche, oi 
Bharat-Bangladesh simaanto r 
raasta e cholena kono BUS.'

BABLA: 'Tomaar toh 
choto holud minibus, 
jaabe toh oi DOBILA;
amaar neel rang er baro 
bus gulo roj jaabe 
Thakurnagar theke TENTULIA.
Kono bus Tentulia e 10 minute 
er besi daarabena, bypass 
diye ghuriye aasbe CHOLE;
15 minute chaara chaara cholbe ei 
bus gulo, Tentulia tei ghuriye nebe, 
okhane kono bus stand nei AASOLE.'

BALA: 'Tomader bhai, sab 
choto choto BYAPAAR;
aamar bus er route 
kintu ekdum SUPER.
Ekdum gerua rang er AC Bus 
cholbe 20 taa, sakaal 8 taa 
theke sandhye 6 taa obdi cholbe 
Bongaon theke BASIRHAT;
Pratham 30 Kilometre e, 30 taaka 
bhaara, 31 theke 60 Kilometre e, 50 
taaka bhaara, ordhek bhaara taader, 
jaader boyes periye gache SHAAT."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA RACED TO THE SEMI FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 BY DEFEATING SWITZERLAND BY 3-1 !!!

"On 11.07.2026, it was a 
heartbreak for Earling HAALAND;
due to VAR, one Norwegian goal 
got denied against ENGLAND.
Hey Vikings, well played, but, 
better luck next time DUDE;
but, it was a fantastic 
performance by the British 'JUDE'.
In another quarter final match, what 
a smart header by Argentine ALEXIS;
to have the 1-0 lead against 
the team of 'SWISS'.
Switzerland was trailing for the first time 
in this World Cup, you believe it or NOT;
Dan Ndoye scored the equalizer by rightly 
angling the ball with a right footed SHOT.
The coach, Lionel Scaloni 
took the timely CALL;
Lautaro Martinez came in as a 
substitute of Rodrigo De PAUL.
Argentina tried hard to win the 
match within 90 minutes, and the 
attacking moves were in full FLOW;
the match became fast paced, for 
doing a 'fake foul' acting, the red 
card was shown to Breel EMBOLO.
The goal scored by Sidny Lopes Cabral 
against Argentina also looked SAME; 
yes, with a similar style, Julian Alvarez 
made it 2-1 for Argentina in this GAME.
Lautaro Martinez scored the third 
one to completely wrap it UP;
everyone is eager to see the semi final of 
Argentina Vs England in this World CUP.
Argentina defeated England by 2-1 in 1986;
can Argentina repeat the history in 2026."- Arindam Sain

THE THIRD EYE OF PSU BANKS IN INDIA !!!

"MANAGING DIRECTOR: 'Look at 
us, everyday, we are sitting at 
our office till late NIGHT;
but, still our performance is 
very poor, the targets are 
way out of our SIGHT.
Look at some other banks, most 
of the days, their team closes their 
branches by 6 PM in the EVENING;
but, when we see their published 
audited business figures or balance 
sheets, their bank is really EARNING.'

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR: 'Being SMART; 
is also an ART.
The number of employees per branch 
in your bank is not SUFFICIENT;
too much overload on each employee 
cannot make them EFFICIENT.
There are less staff 
in branch where 
there is POTENTIAL;
and in many branches, have you ever 
analysed whether that number of 
staff is really ESSENTIAL.'

RBI EXECUTIVE: 'The PSU 
Banks are still not capitalizing 
on 'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
in this era of fast paced information 
technology driven banking system, 
why is still such NEGLIGENCE.
You guys are trying 
to create a master of 
none, but Jack of ALL;
decentralize, specialize, cut 
down the workload size, for 
each staff; make the task SMALL.
When you open CBS, there should be 
a flash screen to show the PNPA 
and NPA borrowers LIST;
so, that even the clerical staff 
can also have the idea who are 
the bad listed borrowers, at LEAST.'

CONSULTANT: 'As all the Banks are 
almost on the verge of completing 
the unique CKYCR PROCESS;
so, RBI must order to start the 
CKYCR portability and CBS 
software merging BUSINESS.
If any NPA borrower of Indian Bank 
is having a huge amount of money 
in the savings account of SBI;
then a staff of Indian Bank can see that 
bank balance of State Bank of India 
account through 'CKYCR' THIRD EYE.
In CBS, when we enter Aadhaar Card 
number, and press the 'CKYCR' button, 
we can see his/her any ACCOUNT;
devoid of any Bank, then click the 'Right 
to Set Off' radio button, it will deduct 
the required outstanding AMOUNT.'"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO STUN EGYPT BY 3-2 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In the knock out stage, don't 
underestimate any TEAM; 
Argentina got shocked by a header 
from the Egyptian Yasser IBRAHIM.
For how many times, Lionel Messi 
has missed any penalty SHOT;
well in that department too, some 
good records he has GOT.
In the 1st Half on 07.07.2026, 
the nation of Pharaohs 
were LEADING;
Mostafa Zico thought that 
after scoring a goal, he has 
finished the task of cake ICING.
Hang on, the match 
is not over YET; 
for any Champion team, 
it is never too LATE.
Christian Romero 
capitalized his header 
purely on perfect TIMING;
Egyptian Pharaohs felt that the 
Argentine Jaguars got the first 
blood, and a storm is COMING.
In the Egyptian coffin, to 
hammer the second NAIL;
again it was a 'Messi Magic' 
by that lovely 'LIONEL'.
Enzo Fernandez headed 
the ball to net it in such 
a smart POSITION; 
that hardly there was anything 
to do at that moment by the 
goalkeeper of the OPPOSITION.
The Egyptian fans were showing 
a placard, where it was written, 
'Every Pharaoh owns a GOAT'; 
but, the Argentine Jaguars sent 
back the Pharaohs with a 3-2 score 
to Egypt by a speed BOAT."- Arindam Sain

WITH 2-1 SCORE, THE VIKINGS HAVE SHOWN THE ANCIENT AMAZONIAN AMERINDIANS THE EXIT GATE OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In front of the Red Brigade, 
the Men in YELLOW;
looked quite 
submissive and SLOW.
The attacks of Brazil 
looked TOOTHLESS;
as the Norway defenders were 
doing well in their BUSINESS.
Brazil earned a penalty shot, 
but, what a sensational save 
it was by Orjan NYLAND;
with the blessings of Thor, Odin and 
Loki, it was an excellent leap to net the 
ball with a header by Earling HAALAND.
Then after some minutes, another 
goal got scored by that same VIKING;
with a left footed shot in a grand 
dominating style like a KING.
On 05.07.2026, Neymar Jr 
did score from a penalty 
shot, but, it was too LATE;
Norway is playing this tournament like 
a 'Dark Horse' team and by 2-1 score, 
has shown Brazil, the exit GATE."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA WON A THRILLING MATCH BY 3-2 AGAINST CABO VERDE IN THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Welcome to Miami, the name 
of the stadium is 'Hard ROCK';
Argentine fans have luckily 
escaped a day of SHOCK.
Lionel Messi gave 1-0 lead 
with his smart left footed SHOT;
in the 2nd half, due to Deroy Duarte, 
it was 1-1, the scenario became HOT.
The Argentina 
team became 
too COMPLACENT;
to allow the Cabo Verde team 
to fight back again and again 
with cool TEMPERAMENT.
In the Extra time, 
Lisandro Martinez 
hunted like a sly FOX;
but, in reply, Sidny Lopes Cabral 
scored a sensational swinging 
goal from outside the penalty BOX.
Vozinha was just outstanding on 
03.07.2026 and Emiliano did 
some great saves TOO;
Lionel Messi did appreciate the 
fantastic goalkeeping by Vozinha 
after winning the match by 3-2."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA DEFEATED JORDAN BY 3-1 ON 28/06/2026 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 28th June 2026, for the 
first time in this World CUP;
Lionel Messi was not 
kept in the main LINEUP.
The match against Jordan was 
of not so much IMPORTANCE;
but, Giovani Lo Celso will 
surely go a long DISTANCE.
What a left footed swinging free 
kick by Lo Celso to take 1-0 LEAD;
even Lionel Messi appreciated that 
top class free kick with a smile INDEED.
Marcos Senesi got 
fouled by NIZAR;
the referee gave a penalty 
after checking in the 'VAR'.
Lautaro Martinez took the 
penalty shot and netted that ONE;
the Musa-al-Tamaari of Jordan 
made a sliding shot to make it 2-1.
Lionel Messi came in to play 
a magical cameo ROLE;
with a left footed low height shot, 
it is 3-1, as Messi scored a GOAL."- Arindam Sain

A GAME THAT IS POPULAR WORLDWIDE AND LOVED BY ALL !!!

"From Hokkaido to HAWAII;

everyone is singing 'DAI DAI'.

Shake it like Shakira, 

do dribbling like MESSI;

it is FIFA World Cup time 

again, in 2026, you SEE.

The name of the football 

is the 'Trionda' of ADIDAS;

the mascots, 'Maple', 'Zayu' 

and 'Clutch' are just top CLASS.

This time, there are 48 teams, 

number of groups are a DOZEN;

hang on, there are some twists 

here, ladies and GENTLEMEN.

2 top teams from each group will 

qualify for the knockout 'Round of 32';

even the 8 best teams in 3rd position 

of the groups will qualify TOO.

The honeymoon 

period is over in 

the league STAGE;

after reaching 'Round of 32', a team 

must win all 5 matches to become 

a champion in this modern AGE.

Hosted by Canada, USA and Mexico, 

enjoy the world class FOOTBALL;

a game that is popular 

worldwide and loved by ALL.

Can you see the football fans 

watching football matches on giant 

screens, enjoying it on any STREET;

when it comes to supporting your 

favourite team, devoid of nationality, it 

is like a single HEARTBEAT"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA BEAT AUSTRIA BY 2-0 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 22nd June 2026, the Austrian 
defence looked quite DEEP;
but, still, for Argentina, the 
road was not so STEEP.
Lautaro got tackled illegally 
both by Xaver and STAFAN;
the referee declared a 
penalty, see the FUN.
Alexander was happy as 
Lionel missed the PENALTY;
the Argentine Jersey No. 10 
player surely felt GUILTY.
It was a perfect diagonal MINUS;
Messi converted it as a BONUS.
Marcelo's free kick 
was at the TARGET;
but, it is Emiliano, one 
must not FORGET.
Still Austria failed to 
make it 1-1 at DALLAS;
in the 2nd half, Argentina got 
momentum due to NICOLAS.
In the stoppage time, 
Messi made it 0-2; 
and Argentina got qualified 
for the 'Round of 32'."- Arindam Sain

OI PLASTIC NOTE E THAAKUK BARONG NETAJI SUBHASH !!!

"BABLOO: 'Notun plastic note e, 
jano naa thaake oi 'Jaati r JANAK';
Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose chilo 
bolei British der norechilo TANAK.'

BABOOL: 'Ekdum thik 
bolecho bhaya, SABBASH;
oi Plastic note e thaakuk 
barong Netaji SUBHASH.'

BAABLA: 'Ei plastic note 
kintu besh TEKSOI; 
asha kora jaaye onek 
bachor teekbe NISCHOI.'

BALA: 'Plastic note er ojon aar 
kato hobe, oi baro jor 1 GRAM;
tobe haan, besh jotil aar kathin 
hoya chaai oi HOLOGRAM.'"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA WON BY 3-0 AGAINST ALGERIA IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 16th June 2026, Algeria could 
have stunned this strong SIDE; 
but, it was a bit of relief for the Latin 
American team as it was OFFSIDE.
As there was hardly 
any Man MARKING;
at the 17th minute, Lionel 
Messi scored like a KING.
Algerian goalkeeper 
fumbled for a SECOND;
Lionel Messi quickly
registered his SECOND.
Lionel Messi's 200th appearance 
has to be a memorable ONE;
with Messi's Hat-trick, the 
Argentina team WON."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 64 RUNS IN THE ICC T20 WOMEN WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Against Pakistan, on 14th June 2026;
Shafali Verma started with a SIX.
Smriti Mandhana kept on hitting 
sixes in a dominating MOOD;
the supporting knock of Harmanpreet 
Kaur at the other end was quite GOOD.
Towards the end, Richa Ghosh did ROAR,
with her 17 balls knock of 34.
In the score of 170, major contribution 
came from Smriti, who scored 68;
Pakistan lost their first wicket 
when their score was 38. 
'Deepti Direct Hit' was a good ONE;
to run out Muneeba Ali at her 41.

India fielders really took some 
good diving and quick CATCHES;
which will motivate their team 
for the rest of the MATCHES.
India won by 64 runs and on one over, 
the three batters failed to SURVIVE;
it was Deepti Sharma's over indeed and 
she finished his bowling figure at 10/5."- Arindam Sain

NO SUBSIDIES TO NPA BORROWERS !!!

"DEFAULTER: 'Let those PSU Bank 
staff say, whatever they want to SAY;
but, we are wilful defaulters by 
mindset, we will not PAY.'

LAWYER: 'Maybe, in this 
regard, you are just a NOVICE;
don't give too much importance on 
any 'National Lok Adalat' NOTICE.
China Government is very strong 
and their loan recovery is the 
highest and at its PEAK;
whereas due to votebank politics, 
when it comes to NPA recovery, the 
Indian Government is very WEAK.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Time 
has come to change some strategies 
in PSU Banks at this modern AGE;
don't worry about cost and time, 
implement it, that in any mortgage, 
it will be only 'Register MORTGAGE.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Why the courts 
are not sending 'National Lok Adalat' 
notice through POLICEMEN;
if the law officers of PSU Banks will not 
file legal notices and go for civil suit 
filing, how will banks do recovery THEN.'

BOARD MEMBER: 'Law Officers of 
PSU Banks are not so EFFICIENT; 
to do NPA Recovery, just by sending 
Lok Adalat notices are not SUFFICIENT.
In PSU Banks, make it mandatory, that 
several blank cheques to be signed by 
borrowers before loan DISBURSEMENT;
if any cheque bounces, PSU Banks can 
file a criminal case under Section 138 
based on that cheque INSTRUMENT.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Request 
all Banks to send the NPA borrowers 
list with respective Aadhaar and PAN;
the NPA borrowers of any Bank must 
not get subsidies or allowances from 
the Government, there must be a BAN.
By doing this, not only it will improve 
NPA Recovery but will also reduce 
the India's 'Fiscal DEFICIT';
also the cost cutting 
strategy by printing the 
plastic notes will be SUPERHIT.
Why the Article 279A(5) is still 
getting ignored by the GST COUNCIL;
there is always a way out, 
if there is a strong WILL.
The petrol price can be reduced to 
Rs.75 per litre, with 18% GST and just 
adding some 'Compensation CESS';
to increase fund inflow for income, devoid 
of politics, place and position, all the Indian 
states must support, 'ease of BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

LOVE, LUST, LOOT & LIES !!!

"JUDGE: 'You had 
a love MARRIAGE; 
then after one year, you 
had a MISCARRIAGE.
Then afterwards you 
became pregnant TWICE;
at that time, I assume that your 
married life was quite NICE.
You have a daughter 
and a SON;
still you are doing 
adultery, what's going ON.'

JUTHIKA: 'Adultery is not 
a crime, your HIGHNESS;
and there is no proof, my ex lover is 
my partner in my boutique BUSINESS.
My husband has failed to 
prove that with my EX; 
I am having love 
affair or having SEX.'

JOGESH: 'But, my Lord, I have 
submitted the hotel CCTV 
footage in the court, RIGHT; 
where both of them 
stayed at the same 
hotel on that NIGHT.'

JUTHIKA: 'Sir, you can check the 
hotel register, we have each 
booked a separate ROOM;
Jogesh feels so insecure and 
always doubts me, he is no 
more fit to remain as my GROOM.'

JUDGE: 'Mr. Jogesh, can you 
pay her 1 crore rupees as 
mutual divorce ALIMONY;
like other married women, in the 
name of mutual divorce, she 
wants to earn some MONEY.'

JOGESH: 'Rather you order 
the cops to arrest me and 
put me inside the JAIL;
this Indian judiciary system remains 
obsolete and regarding divorce 
cases, the system is bound to FAIL.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JULIE: 'Why do you drink so 
much alcoholic drinks to 
damage your LIVER;
this hot and juicy bar dancer 
is always ready to satisfy you, 
impregnate me, I will DELIVER.
I don't need to marry you, just in 
the 'live in relationship', you will 
be my child's biological FATHER;
I don't need your money, I 
earn a lot and I can raise my 
child, as a single MOTHER.'

JOGESH: 'India is yet to become 
a modern nation to give respect 
to any live in RELATIONSHIP; 
but, how to harass any groom in the 
name of divorce alimony, in that case, 
India will win any CHAMPIONSHIP.
Oh ! Julie, I can feel that 
true love of yours towards 
me through your EYES; 
true love does exist 
even in this age of 
Lust, Loot and LIES.'"- Arindam Sain

BRISTI PORLEI SHURU FOOTBALL, MAATH ER JOMA JWAL EI FOOTBALL BHAASE, AAR ERA SABAAI KHAAYE ACHAARH !!!

"Amar daak naam Goyko, ki 
jaani ke chilo GOYCOCHIYA; 
bhalo naam Rudra, baba r naam 
Rishi aar maa er naam RIYA.
Football e aami barabar ee 
goalkeeper hisebe BHALO;
taai bodhoy ei Goyko taa 
ee daak naam HOLO.
Amader graam er sab 
theke bhalo maath er paase 
royeche ekti khaal PAARH;
bristi porlei shuru football, maath 
er joma jwal ei football bhaase, 
aar era sabaai khaaye ACHAARH.
Amar kaache football aar 
aasena, sudhu dekhte thaaki 
oder kaada MAKHAMAAKHI;
sabai hnaapiye porlei football 
khela sesh, baari r jaanala diye 
amaaye jhaari maarto 'AANKHI'.
Khele sesh maanei, ebaar 
khaal er oi kom jwal e 
snaatar kaata r PAALA;
ekta daadu chhip fele bose thakto, 
amader awaaz shune bole uthto,
'Maach aar uthbena, ki JWAALA'.
Final match e, aami teen te goal 
bnaachiye diyechilam, Madhupur 
er chele gulo kintu DURDAANTO; 
kintu dwitiyo paarjaaye, amader 
Haripur er chele raa oder dour koriye 
koriye, ekdum kore dilo KLAANTO.
Extra time e abar 
ami daarun duto goal 
bnaachiye DILAAM;
byaash thik 2 minute baaki thaakte, 
Satyajit er deowa goal e amra 
tournament er final jeete GELAAM.
'Man of the Match' puraskaar 
paaini, kintu 'Man of the 
Tournament' hoyechilam AAMI;
puraskaar maanei puraskaar, 
je kono puraskaar ee 
aamar kache DAAMI.
Seyi Aankhi jaar baari oi sei 
khaal paarh er maath er PAASE;
se dekhi amar dike taakiye 
besh muchki muchki HAASE.
Lokjon prem e porle golaap 
phool daye, e dilo amake 
ekta holud gnaada PHOOL;
jaai hok, seyi laajuk misti 
meye ke biye kore ami 
korini kono BHOOL.
Ekhan toh amra dujonei sudhu 
thaaki Kolkata e, dujonei 
ekhan hoyechi buro aar BURI;
chele America e, meye England e, 
Kolkata e baari korlum, kintu fnaaka,
aamar boyesh ekhan teen KURI.
Onek bachor por ami aar Aankhi seyi 
khaal paarh e bose, kintu seyi maath 
e keyu khelche naa aar FOOTBALL;
Aankhi taar seyi baari r jaanala r 
dike cheye ache, aar amar haath taa 
dhore ache, taar chokh er kon e JWAL."- Arindam Sain

JUST LIKE IN METRO RAIL STATIONS, INSTALL AFC GATES OR STRICT FAREGATES IN ALL STATIONS, RAILWAYS ARE NOT FOR CHARITY !!!

"All the important railway 
stations of India must 
look like any AIRPORT;
the online ticket system 
has actually generated more 
revenues as per recent REPORT.
AC local trains to be increased 
by just charging twice more 
than the non-AC local train FARE;
in all stations, there should be the 
thaali system meals canteens and 
dispensaries to take medical CARE.
In every AC local trains, there should 
be two washrooms attached with 
each and every COMPARTMENT;
to provide speedy services, more 
recruitment to be done for each and 
every Indian Railways DEPARTMENT.
Strict ticket checking system inside 

the train and in all the railway stations 

will also ensure overall SECURITY;
just like in Metro Rail stations, install 
AFC gates or strict faregates in all 
stations, railways are not for CHARITY.
Automatically impose a fine, 
if anyone spits or throws 
garbage on any PLATFORM; 
in the online ticket booking app, there 
must be an option where passengers 
can fill and submit feedback FORM."- Arindam Sain

OH ! 'PRASAD' TAA TOH DEKHINI !!!

"MADAN: 'Oh ! 'Prasad' taa toh 
dekhini, erokom ekta bhool data 
entry korechi aamra, hey RAM;
eeni 'Lakkhi Bhandar' peten thik 
ee, kintu aasole 'Lakkhi Prasad 
Lahiri' ee eena r pooro NAAM.'

MANIK: 'Bhablum joma kore debo 
oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' er DATABASE; 
kintu tomader ei bhool data 
entry, ekdum khaaiye dile CASE.
Ekhan notun sarkar ebaar 
aanche baaro paata r form, 
notun kore korte hobe ABEDAN;
ekta choto data entry r bhool e kato 
kichu fnaash hoye galo balo dekhini, 
satyi ee tomra sab ek ek ta MADAN.'"- Arindam Sain

GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS MUST IMPROVE ITS INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Why private schools 
still demand DONATION;
all parents are not so 
rich in this NATION.
Yes, maybe, private schools 
are having shorter VACATION;
are those parents forced to invest 
more for a better EDUCATION.
Almost everyone debates 

about bringing back 

'Gurukul CULTURE';
but no one debates that the
government schools must 
improve its INFRASTRUCTURE. 
Good theoretical education 
is good as in marksheet, it 
helps to get a better GRADE;
but, in reality, the skill based 
practical education wins in the long 
run, as that knowledge will never FADE."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A MIDDLE CLASS COMMON MAN !!!

"At breakfast, 
no Egg TOAST,
at lunch, no 
Chicken ROAST,
neither a guest 
nor a GHOST,
not a hunter, but 
can be your HOST.
I didn't ever search in any 
AI app, what is true love, 
but my heart can feel IT;
wise men always say that 
romance in true love always 
keep humans healthy and FIT.
From top to bottom, 
you can SCAN;
I am just a middle 
class common MAN.
Not so rich is neither my 
bank balance nor WALLET;
enriched with a modern 
mentality is my MINDSET.
I don't know how to PROPOSE,
with a red colored ROSE;
but, one thing 
is SURE,
that my love 
towards you is PURE.
Your father insulted 
me by saying that 
I am JOBLESS;
but, I have recruited so many 
young people in my firm which 
is a successful startup BUSINESS.
In any business, there will 
be profit, there will be LOSS;
but at the end of the day, your lover 
is not an employee, he is the BOSS.
I am neither a government 
servant nor a CELEBRITY;
but an entrepreneur with 
sincerity and INTEGRITY.
As a common man, I am putting 
the marriage proposal in front of 
you, waiting for your ACCEPTANCE;
it is up to you now to take the 
decision, even if you reject, I will 
move on without any GRIEVANCE."- Arindam Sain

TAARA BISHBRIKKHO R BEEJ ROPON KORE GACHE, NAAMEI BANGLADESH, AASOLE ROYE GACHE SEYI PURBA PAKISTAN !!!

"Border e, barood er 
gandho, bullet er SHABDO;
Bharatiya Sainik ra jaane kibhabe 
shatru der ke korte hoy JABDO.
Dharma r opor bhitti kore 
taara Hindu der ke taariye diye 
tairi koreche BANGLADESH;
Hindu der mon e knaata taar oraa 
ee diyeche aagey kaajei ei desh e aar 
korte deowa jaabena ANUPRABESH.
Naamei Bangladesh er janagan,  
othocho Bangabandhu ebong 
Kaviguru ke kore ASAMMAN;
taara bishbrikkho r beej ropon kore 
gache, naamei Bangladesh, aasole
roye gache seyi Purba PAKISTAN.
Emni emni ki aar Pradhan 
Mantri korlen Bangaali 
Hindu der ke PRANAAM;
eto anuprabesh hocchilo je, 
Hindu raa naa jaagle hoyto bodle 
jeto Paschimbanga r NAAM.
Baampanthi raa aasole China, 
Pakistan aar Bangladesh 
keyi besi BHALOBAASE;
taai bodhoy Hindu raa 
atyachaarito holey, Comrade 
gulo muchki muchki HAASE.
Yug e, yug e, kaal e, kaal e, 
Hindu dharma ke bnachaate, 
eseche Bhagwan er AVATAR;
CIA o haar meneche Bangaali Hindu 
der kaache, ebaar sab border elaaka 
e, bose jaabe KNAATA TAAR.
Medinipur e, khabaar er pratham e 
deowa hoy ucche seddho baa neem 
begoon, ekdum seshe aasbe MISTI;
eta ee prakriti r niyam, khub garam 
porbe, ghaam jhorhbe, tobei aase 

swasti r jhoro haowa aar BRISTI."- Arindam Sain

WITH EFFECT FROM 1ST APRIL 2027, MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS A NECESSITY !!!

"FINANCE MINISTER: 'As it 
is a difficult phase, be it in 
any village or in any CITY;
with effect from 
1st April 2027, merger of 
PSU Banks is a NECESSITY.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Lots 
of videos we are seeing 
regarding this on YOUTUBE;
India Overseas Bank must 
merge with Canara Bank, the IOB 
staff can be trained in 'FLEXCUBE'.
PNB must acquire both Union 
Bank of India and the bank 
named as 'Punjab and SIND';
South must meet North, it will be 
an example of unity in diversity, a 
moment to proudly say, 'JAI HIND'.
Uco Bank and Bank of India must 
merge with Bank of Baroda, an 
example of  'East meets WEST'; 
the feasibility of merger of Central 
Bank of India and Bank of Maharashtra 
with Indian Bank is the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

100 SAFFRON COLORED BUSES WITH SOLAR ENERGY, CNG AND HYDROGEN FUEL IN KOLKATA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Let us open a partnership 
firm to operate buses through Solar 
energy, CNG and HYDROGEN; 
the name of the company will be 
Saffron, the uniform will be saffron, 
for each bus, we will recruit two MEN.'

BABOOL: 'Ok, there will be 100 saffron 
colored buses in Kolkata, with 4 routes, 
25 buses in each route for TRANSPORT;
the 4 routes are Howrah to Joka, 
Howrah to Patuli, Howrah to Khardah 
and Howrah to Dumdum AIRPORT.'

BABLA: 'In these 50 seater saffron 
buses, standing not allowed, no one 
can board, if there is no vacant SEAT;
30 rupees fare for the first 10 Kms, 
40 rupees fare above 10 Kms, 
fully AC Bus to beat the HEAT.'

BALA: 'The energy from the Solar 
Rooftop will be used for lights & AC, 
ticket payment can be done ONLINE;
the driver can switch from CNG to 
Hydrogen and vice versa, at night, 
there will be no buses after NINE.'"- Arindam Sain

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL, BE VIGILANT, ALWAYS CROSS CHECK, DON'T FALL IN THE 'LOVE JIHAD' TRAP !!!

"In this world of 
lies and DECEPTION,
true love does not exist, 
is a wrong PERCEPTION;
but, yes, you never know what 
is happening at your BEHIND, 
even if it happens in front of 
you, sometimes love is BLIND.
When in love, your heart 
allows POSSESSIVENESS;
but, you never know, for your 
lover, that love is just a BUSINESS.
The frequency between lovebirds must 
match, even if there is a huge age GAP;
be careful, be vigilant, always cross 
check, don't fall in the 'Love Jihad' TRAP."- Arindam Sain

ETA KI TUMI JAANO, JE EI ELAAKA E SABAI TOMAR NAAM DIYECHE 'HAAGAMONI' !!!

"POURAKARMI: 'Baarite ke 
ache, eseche notice, ei je 
edike eso MAMONI;
pourasabha e notun 
niyam hoyeche taa 
ki tumi DEKHONI,
ekhan theke jekhane 
sekhane gaari park kora 
jaabena, se niyam o MAANONI;
eta ki tumi jaano, je ei 
elaaka e, sabai tomar 
naam diyeche 'HAAGAMONI'.
Nijer posha kukur ke diye 
pourasabha r raasta e koraano 
jaabena PAAYEKHAANA;
lokjon er baari r saamne, flat 
er abaasan er darja r saamne 
haagiyecho, taai ei JARIMAANA.'

POULAMI: 'Oh ! Jarimaana koreche 
maatro Paanch Hazaar TAAKA; 
eta amar kache 
kichui noy KAAKA.
Ami ekta MNC teh kaaj kori, amar 
posha kutta oi raasta tei haagbe, 
lokeder baari r darja r SAAMNEI;
jekhane sekhane gaari o raakhbo, tax 
dicchi, gaari kothay park korbo, seta 
bolbaar adhikaar pourasabha r NEI.'

POURAKARMI: 'Dyakho Mamoni, 
tumi amaar meye r boyeshi 
ekjon rojgere MAHILA;
taaka r ahankaar o ache, 
kintu ei notun sarkar 

noy eto DHEELADHAALA.
Bhalo poshaak porecho aar 
bhalo chaakri karo thik ee, 
kintu hote paaroni MAANUSH;
jakhan pourasabha r lokjon 
tomar gaari aar kukur tuley niye 
jaabe, takhan firbe tomar HNUUSH.'"- Arindam Sain

FASAL SANGRAKKHAN E, KOMBE DAAM, SAARA BACHOR EE KHETE PAABE AAM !!!

"Ektu bastra, ektu ANNA,
etei ami PRASANNA;
korina beshi PRASHNA,
mor priyo bhagaban, SRIKRISHNA.
Noi aami kono SABJAANTA,
peleyi khushi, noon, lanka aar PAANTA;
aami ekti garib CHAASHA,
Bangla amaar MAATRIBHASHA.
Ei bachar holo ki bhalo FASAL,
tobu o amar chokhe elo JWAL;
kato aloo hoye galo NASTO,
tomra babu ra ki aar bujhbe KASTO.
Kori dite paarona ki onek HIMGHAR,
khub toh niccho dekhi RAAJKAR;
Fasal sangrakkhan e, kombe DAAM,
saara bachor ee khete paabe AAM."- Arindam Sain

BISWA ARTHANEETI R AGRAGATI R JONNYO DARKAR SARVAVYAPI SAMNNOY; TAAI SABAAR AAGE, SHAANTI CHAAI, KONO YUDDHA NOY !!!

"Janasadharan diyeche durniti, 
tolabaaji, annyay aar atyachaar er 
jawaab, taai parajoy jacchena BHOLA;
dyakho kaando, taai bole 
raag e, abhimaan e egulo 
sab hoye galo AARSHOLA.
Taah kotadin besh bhalo 
ee chollo BINODON;
majhemoddhe obosyo erokom 
haasya koutuk khub ee PRAYOJON.
Taah hotath ki naai ki laafalaafi, 
oh baba, online e dekhi, praaye 
beshi r bhaag ee PAKISTANI;
jei pore gache dhora, je 49% Pakistani, 
takhan bolche, koi tamon dekhte pacchi 
naa toh, chokh e poreche CHHAANI.
Se jei rajnoitik dal ee hok, 
fnaakibaazi r kono jaayega 
nei, kortei hobe druto UNNATI;
paschim er desh gulo r eto hingsha r 
kaaron holo ei, je ubhay Bharat ebong 
China peyeche unnayan er GATI.
America o upolobdhi korche, je 
aar dekhiye laabh hocchena 
konorakam er DADAGIRI;
US Dollar o khorcha hocche, sainik o 
morche, kintu je pahaar ei otha r chesta 
korche sekhanei hocche AAGNYEOGIRI.
Biswa arthaneeti r agragati r jonnyo 
darkar sarvavyapi SAMNNOY;
taai sabaar aage, shaanti 
chaai, kono yuddha NOY."- Arindam Sain

YEHI SWADESHI CHINTAN, LAAYEGI ARTH BYABASTHA MEIN SHASAKTIKARAN !!!

"Badal raha 
hain WAQT;
Hindustan ho rahi 
hain SHASHAKT.
Charon taraf dekh 
ke yeh VIKASH;
mann mein jagaa 
hain yeh VISWAS.
Rukna nahi hain, 
daudna hain AAGE;
aise daudo, ki woh bideshi log 
tumhare peeche peeche BHAAGE.
Dheere dheere banegi bahut 
saari swadeshi SANSTHA;
ghar mein hee jab sab banne laage, 
toh zaahir hain woh hogi SHASTA.
Toh aao sab mil ke har jagah pe
jaagaye Swadeshi JAGARAN;
yehi Swadeshi chintan, laayegi arth 
byabastha mein SHASAKTIKARAN."- Arindam Sain

CONSUME LESS AND PRESERVE MORE, WHATEVER YOU HAVE IN YOUR BASKET !!!

"Consume less and preserve more, 
whatever you have in your BASKET;
don't panic by seeing it Red, it is 
the correction of Share MARKET.
While you are driving 
on a HIGHWAY;
you don't know what 
is coming in your WAY.
In the corporate world, hardly you get 
some time for yourself to ENTERTAIN;
nowadays, you must have medical and 
term insurance as life is UNCERTAIN.
Even on a sunny day, 
it sometimes RAINS;
similarly on a bearish day, you 
can have some short term GAINS.
After the USA Vs Iran war, the world 
market needs some time to STABILIZE; 
your portfolio is not an oil tanker ship 
in Strait of Hormuz that it will CAPSIZE.
The main reason for that war by the USA 
was to conquer the refineries of OIL;
but in that process, there has been 
devastation, hence, the global TURMOIL.
Now, each and every nation is working 
hard to focus on 'SELF SUFFICIENCY';
it depends on how good that nation is 
at renewable energy EFFICIENCY."- Arindam Sain

ALLOW YOUR BRAIN TO RELAX, BE IN A CALM MOOD !!!

"PATIENT: 'For any workaholic person, 
it is quite difficult to take bed REST.'

DOCTOR: 'Recovery takes time, and 
after that, you can perform your BEST.'

PATIENT: 'Yes, I know that the 
temporary thing is the WEALTH;
and it has no value in life, if you 
don't have a good HEALTH.'

DOCTOR: 'Don't think too much, allow 
your brain to relax, be in a calm MOOD;
that calmness will resonate in your 
body and you will feel GOOD.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB EE LOOT KORLO AMAAR, NAALISH KORE O PELAAM NA KONO BICHAAR !!!

"CHANDAAL: 'Ke he tumi 
Saakchunni, korcho ATTOHAASI;
oho, tumi ee toh seyi Chandrima 
dekhchi, diyechile galaa e FNAASI.
Taah orokom bhaabe 
morbaar ki KAARON; 
obosyo bolte naa o paaro, 
jodi thaake BAARON.'

CHANDRIMA: 'Se jana neta 
korlo kato ee na ATYACHAAR;
sab ee loot korlo amaar, naalish 
kore o pelaam na kono BICHAAR.
Ulte graam er lokjon bollo, amaar 
ee charitra naaki KHARAP;
taai nilaam ei siddhanto, nite paarini 
takhan oto maanasik CHAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

BUJHLI BHAI, ABAAR SEYI PREM JEGECHE MONE !!!

"Raat NIJHUM;
aase na je GHUM.
Yeh satyi ek adbhut RAJANI;
mon e ki pore tomar, o SAJANI.
Sahar periye mafaswal 
e, ei BAGAANBAARI,
seyi raat e o porechile 
tumi ei neel rang er SARI;
sukkho prem er gondi periye 
hoyechilo ektu adhtu BARABARI;
tarpor kodin por ei holo 
jhagra, hoye galo AARI.
Ek bachor por abaar 
ekhaane DUJONE;
hriday kahe mastiska ke, 'bujhli 
bhai, abaar seyi prem jegeche MONE.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGLADESH ER SATHE YUDDHA HOLEY, SURGICAL STRIKE E, SABAAR AAGEYI MORBE EI SAB JAMAAT JANGI !!!

"Jato ee koruk lungi dance, 
aar jato ee koruk chimpanzee 
der mato AANGIBHANGI;
Bangladesh er sathe yuddha 
holey, surgical strike e, sabaar 
aageyi morbe ei sab Jamaat JANGI.
Lege jacche knaata TAAR;
aar korte paarbena epaar OPAAR.
Onek shilpopati raa korbe BINIYOG;
onek sarkari daftar e hobe NIYOG.
Police niyog e o 
tairi hok notun PANEL;
ekta 'Existing channel' 
aar ekta 'New CHANNEL'.
60 percent niyog taa Civic 
Volunteer der thekei kora HOK;
baaki 40 percent niyog er jonno 
aabedan korte paarbe je kono LOK.
Niyog parikkha hobe duto 
kshetrei ekdum ek ee RAKAM;
maath er dour e pass korte hobe, 
bojha jaabe kaar ache kato DUM.
Ekhanei sesh noy, hobe 
boiki likhito PARIKKHA;
paati ganit, eengrezi aar sadharan 
gyan jaanlei hobe mukh RAKKHA.
Interview o hobe je, hote hobe ektu 
smart, thikthak uttar dileyi PASS;
baari r lokjon, bondhu ra o pratibeshi 
ra khushi hoye bolbe, 'SABBASH'."- Arindam Sain

IF ANY PARTY BECAME ANTI-HINDU, THEN THE HINDU VOTERS HAVE RIGHTLY KICKED THEM OUT OF THE POLITICS !!!

"BABLOO: 'The Muslim League 
is equivalent to the Congress 
Party of HINDUSTAN;
in Kerala, the Congress party 
workers conducted a victory rally 
by waving the flags of PAKISTAN.'
They even tore the posters of 
freedom fighters who all fought for 
each and every Indian's FREEDOM;
Being such a literate state, is Kerala 
slowly and steadily becoming the 
Pakistan Occupied KINGDOM.'

BABOOL: 'In the past, in front 
of  Muslim League, had Indian 
Congress party remained STRONG;
many things of our Indian History 
would have been very stable and 
wouldn't have gone so WRONG.
After the Corona 
Pandemic, if you 
analyse the STATISTICS;
if any party became anti-Hindu, 
then the Hindu voters have rightly 
kicked them out of the POLITICS.'

BABLA: 'Many Hindu voters 
didn't know that there is a 
'Joseph' in his NAME;
after winning, he conducted a 
victory rally with a photo of 'Jesus', 
what a shrewdness, what a GAME.
Surely, among the Sanatani Hindus 
of Tamil Nadu, there is an OUTRAGE;
He must convert to Hinduism if he 
plans to go for a second MARRIAGE.'

BALA: 'Even in Telengana and 
Karnataka, the Hindus are 
uniting to bring in 'SAFFRON';
silently, with a slow and steady 
pace, from the root level of each 
and every village, the war is ON.
But, just look at West Bengal, a 
beginning of a new Bengal indeed 
with a new saffron GOVERNMENT;
they are now the example of the 
rise of Hindus worldwide and will 
surely bring rapid DEVELOPMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

MIX UP 'EXPERIENCE', 'FRESH YOUNG ENERGY' AND 'CORE COMPETENCY' TO CREATE A VIBRANT TEAM !!!

"STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Do 
we really go for SWOT ANALYSIS;
the answer is a big no, we just allot 
portfolios on random BASIS.'

HERMIT: 'Yes, I do agree with 
you, this is AI and internet AGE;
capitalizing on core competency 
gives you that extra MILEAGE.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Based 
on experience and core competency, 
if we can create a vibrant TEAM;
then after a few initial hurdles, you 
will experience that the boatmen are 
often rowing the boat DOWNSTREAM.'

KING: 'Well, then we mix up 
'experience', 'fresh young energy'
and 'core competency' in that CASE;
it is true indeed, that we often create 
teams on random basis only, why don't 
we utilise our manpower DATABASE.'"- Arindam Sain

EI PASCHIMBANGA HOK DR. BIDHAN ROY R SEYI PASCHIMBANGA !!!

"Deri holeyo, sathik samay tei holo 
Bangaali Hindu der BODHODOY;
erokom je hobe, duskriti raa toh 
erokom konodin bhabeini BODHOY.
Itihaas sakkhi aache, je ebhabei 
kintu oitihasik paalabadal HOY;
aandhaar gache ghnuche, eseche 
notun aasha r notun ek SURYODAY.
Onek holo annyay aar ATYACHAAR;
ebaar hok Abhaya r BICHAAR.
Chaal theke bachha hok knaakor, 
firuk chakri teh oi kuri hazaar JON;
Samasta niyog parikkha e kintu karha 
niyam ebong swacchota PRAYOJON.
Shuru hok raatrikaalin parivahan 
pariseva jerokom chilo AAGE;
Raat 12 taa r por bhaara dwigun, kintu 
sahar er parivahan jano raat JAAGE.
Midday meal hok packet system, 
paasher kono hotel THEKE;
jaate Headmaster er manojog 
sudhu shikkakota r dikeyi THAAKE.
Dike dike jurey dik RAASTA;
sabji emnitei hoye jaabe SASTA.
Kolkata hoye uthuk Tilottama, firuk 
abaar oithiyobaahi 'Calcutta TRAM';
Ei Paschimbanga hok Dr. Bidhan Roy 
r sei Paschimbanga, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain

'TOLABAAJ MUGHAL COMPANY' R LICENSE TAA KORE DIK BAATIL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ganona r aager din 
obdi, khub korchilo tiring BIRING;
maanush noy toh, 

jano ek ekta FORING.
Jeyi aaste laaglo 
nirbachan er PARINAAM;
aar bhoy bolchena 'Jai Bangla',
ekhan bolche 'Jai Shri RAM.'

BABOOL: 'Egulo aasole girgiti, seyi 
Kakdwip theke Kolkata periye KULTI;
jeyi naa gohaara haarlo, songe 
songe era khelo PAALTI.
era ki kore biswasto hoy, 
jaara bodle jaaye RATARAATI;
ganonaa r aager din ektu besi jwole 
uthe, ekkebarei nibhlo aalo r BAATI.'

BABLA: 'Era janasadharan 
ke humki diyeche KATO;
thik oi Bangladeshi shaanti r chele 
baa Jihadi r baccha der MATO.
Bangaali Hindu ra ekjot hoye aanlo 
gerua jharh, se jharh er se ki DAAPAT;
keyu daaratei paarlo na, kharkuto r
mato urey galo, wicket porlo FATAFAT.'

BALA: 'Sab ee toh bujhlam, kintu sei 
paagli 'File Chor' ke ebaar SAAMLA;
bolche hereche toh ki hoyeche, eestafa 
debena, korbe naaki MAAMLA.
ei 'Tolabaaj Mughal Company' naaki 
abaar swapno dakhe, je jaabe DILLI;
ECI ei dal taar license taa ee kore dik 
baatil, charidike hocche ei niye KHILLI.'"- Arindam Sain

TASTE THE SAFFRON THUNDER IN WEST BENGAL, SAY PROUDLY 'JAI SHRI RAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'It has to be 
a grand CELEBRATION;
West Bengal is now another 
'Ram Rajya' of India NATION.
By threatening to finish the Hindus 
in West Bengal, Mamata Banerjee 
did the biggest political BLUNDER;
I also didn't vote for that anti 
Hindu leader, now, 'Taste 
the Saffron THUNDER'.'

BABOOL: 'Even some Jihadi people 
were giving open threats, so, we had 
to give them a befitting REPLY;
now, the new government will 

come up with new recruitments, the 

eligible youngsters must all APPLY.'
As Subhendu Adhikari has won 
in Bhawanipur and NANDIGRAM;
he is the first choice now as the 
next CM, say proudly, 'Jai Shri RAM'.'

BABLA: 'But, Sukanta Majumdar 
must be made the Deputy Chief 
Minister of West BENGAL;
one can't deny that for 15 years, 
there has been no development 
in the northern part, after ALL.
The sea facing port should be 
made near SAGARDWEEP;
so that the ships can unload here 
in Bengal itself, not in PARADIP.'

BALA: 'Eat whatever you want,
fishes, meats, eggs, paneer, jhalmuri, 
no restriction, the celebration is ON;
rename Writers Building as 'Dr. 
Shyamaprasad Bhavan', also 
renovate it and paint it SAFFRON.
Implement free bus passes for 
women, more security to women, 
and 'Annapurna BHANDAR';
Indian Railways and Metro Rail must 
rapidly connect different routes, so that 
any destination does not look so FAR.'"- Arindam Sain

SESH HOK TOBE PAISACHIK JUNGLERAAJ; GORE UTHUK SHAANTIPURNA TAPOVAN !!!

"Knaata e bhara SHINGHASAN,
ke kota paabe AASAN;
dekhlam kato TOSHAN,
shunlam kato BHAASHAN.
Kore eto MAHARAN,
jaaglo ki JANASADHARAN;
koreche taara PAN,
aanbei PARIVARTAN.
Oi kendra thekei 
to aase BETAN;
karmachaari 'Rajya' r na 'Kendriya', 
mon e aasbe kano ei BIBHAAJAN.
Duskriti aar Daaini miley 
kereche kato neeriho JEEVAN;
sesh hok tobe paisachik jungleraaj, 
gore uthuk shaantipurna TAPOVAN."- Arindam Sain

VVPAT SLIPS RESULT IS NOT TALLYING WITH EVM RESULT, SO WE WILL NOT ISSUE THE COUNTING CERTIFICATE !!!

"MARIA: 'Enter there to change 
those machines TONIGHT;
the room security will not 

be so strong at MIDNIGHT.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOHN: 'Yes, madam, we have done 
it, you know, what we MEAN.'

DANNY: 'We have broken two 
CCTV, so, our operation is CLEAN.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SUPERVISOR: 'Sir, now we understand 
why you ordered us to keep EVM 
and VVPAT totally SEPARATE;
in a booth, VVPAT slips result is not 
tallying with EVM result, so we will 
not issue the counting CERTIFICATE.'

CHIEF: 'Cancel the counting 
process of that polling booth, 
we will go for REPOLLING;
no need to speed up the counting, 
be slow and steady, accurate and 
fair counting is the main THING.'"- Arindam Sain

COUNTING SUPERVISORS AND COUNTING AGENTS OF ALL PARTIES MUST NOT FORGET TO CHECK IN DETAILS, THE 'FORM 17C' !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2021 also, in 
the exit poll of West BENGAL;
almost everyone predicted that 
the TMC government will FALL.
On the counting day, inside the 
majority of the counting centers, 
the TMC goons played the TRICK;
BJP could have got 110, but, by 
these manipulations by TMC goons, 
BJP got 77 and TMC did HATTRICK.'

BABOOL: 'Actually, at that time Mukul 
Roy had the support of around 40 
MLAs, had BJP reached 110;
then Mukul Roy could have 
saffronized the 'Nabanna' 
with those extra 40 MEN.
I-PAC was aware of it and 
suggested them to play this 
counting manipulation GAME;
to stay in power, the ruling party 
funded the goons to help in counting 

manipulation, what a shame, SHAME.'

BABLA: 'Just like in Falta and Diamond 
Harbour, to block the opposition party 
button in EVM they are using a TAPE;
where some state government officials 
are corrupted, how can you expect  
justice in that RG Kar GANGRAPE.
Repolling must be done in many 
booths of South 24 Parganas to 
ensure a free and fair ELECTION;
the corrupted officials involved in EVM 
button tape case must be punished 
and replaced by ECI's DIRECTION.'

BALA: 'Without signature of counting 
agents of at least 3 political parties in 
'consent form', don't start COUNTING;
in 'consent form', it is written that serial 
numbers of EVM, Control Unit and VVPAT 
are same as it were on the day of VOTING.
No mobile phone, no unauthorised persons 
inside the counting premises, that thing, 
the soldiers of Indian Army must SEE;
counting supervisors and counting agents 
of all parties must not forget to check in 
details, the 'FORM 17C'.'"- Arindam Sain

AMADER VOTEBANK TAA KI APNADER BAAP ER SAMPATTI !!!

"SUNAINA: 'Ki bolle, ebaare 
amader ke debena VOTE;
kothakar kon notun dal elo, 
tomra hoye gele EKJOT.
Tomader ke khusi korbaar jonno 
ami katobaar porechi HIJAAB;
Jodi o khaali pet e noy, tobu o korechi 
Iftaar, bhoole gele se sab HISAAB'.

SAAKINA: 'Kintu ki korei ba 
bhule jaai seyi Bagtui KAANDO;
bujhte deri holeyo, thik bojha jaaye 
je, ke aasole ekta PAASHONDO.
Boma shilpo eto ee unnato, je maara 
galo oi neeriho nispaap TAMANNA;
aamra toh sudhu ee votebank, shunte 
ki paan oi Tamanna r maa er KANNA.'

SUNAINA: 'Tomader vote er opor kintu 
ekmatro amader ee ache ADHIKAAR;
arrey jaa chaao diye debo, sudhu 
vote taa daao, gorte daao SARKAAR.
Tomar bor toh raajmistri, 
ekhane nei, Kerala e THAAKE;
ekhuni aami goonda chere dile, tomader 
meye, Ruksana r ijjat bnaachabe KE.'

SAAKINA: 'Thik ache, aapnakei debo 
vote, meye r korben na kono KHOTI;
aami sabai ke bolbo, je aapnar jonno 
hoyeche ekhaane onek UNNOTI.
Amader votebank taa ki
apnader baap er SAMPATTI;
apnaara toh amader khoti kore deben, 
jodi vote dite kori APOTTI.'"- Arindam Sain

THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, ALL NATIONS MUST CHANGE THE IMMIGRATION LAW !!!

"Throughout the World, all nations 
must change the immigration LAW;
give priority to your own countrymen, 
too much liberalisation is a FLAW.
They want to win the war by 
increasing their POPULATION;
and can then change the 
demography of any NATION.
They are like any VIRUS; 
so stop that 'Sickular' CIRCUS. 
USA is the No. 1 foolish nation 
which supports a nation where 
terrorists are HIDING;
Europe, Japan and Australia 
are already feeling the heat and 
immigration is not a safe THING.
Now all of them are not bad, 
some are of modern mindset 

and are really highly EDUCATED;
but, majority of them are illiterate 
and hooligans, so those useless 
fellows should be DEPORTED.
Why EU, USA, Australia and Japan 
are unknowingly trying to change 
their own heaven into HELL;
learn from China and look at their 
strict policies, China really knows 
how to tame these viruses, very WELL."- Arindam Sain

DEKHA JAAK JANAGAN EBAAR KON PHOOL FOTAAYE AAR KAAKE KORE 'APRIL FOOL' !!!

"Dui hazaar egaaro 
theke dui hazaar SHOLO;
notun notun eseche toh, 
taai kichu unnayan HOLO.
Tarpor shikkito je kota CHILO;
sab pechone r bench e GALO.
Yuba neta r haath dhore 
dhuklo sab DUSKRITI;
pooro bodlei galo dal er 
parikhatamo baa AAKRITI.
Dhora porlo chit 
fund er KAARSAAJI;
je chechaalo chor chor bole, seyi abar 

mukhopatro hoy khaaye DEEGBAAJI.

Taah ei jaati r kache naaki khub 
ekta baro samasya noy DURNITI;
'oto chinta r ki ache re baba, amra 
toh onek jaayega e loot korei JITI.'
Dudhel gaai der sahajye, kichu beshi 
vote peye khamota e firlo ABAAR;
kato birodhi dal er kormi der khoon, 
dharshan korlo, se ki ATYACHAAR.
Corona kaal e ki hoto mritodeho 
r kichu aangsho PAACHAAR;
ei bishoy niye ki keyu hoyechilen 
pratibaad e SOCCHAR.
Paachaarkaari der 
raag holo PRACHANDO;
ghotiye dilo ganadharshan 
aar khoon er KAANDO.
Goonda der diye 
chollo BHAANGCHUR;
Pramaan ee toh galo mooche, sudhu 
mombaati michil ee holo PROCHUR.
Odike abaar, 'dekhte ki paaona 
tomra eto unnayan er DHEU; 
khaali DA niye karo 
tomra gheu GHEU.
Sudhu ei DA maamla lorhtei khorcha 
korlam taxpayer der kato TAAKA;
tobu o vote er aage, DA r ghoshona 
korte holo, jodi ghure jaaye CHAAKA.'
Janagan o bhabche, '2021 e o, 
egulo ke vote diye ki BIPOTTI;
ekhan toh dekhchi sab kichui 
ke bhabche eder ee SAMPATTI.
Keyu jhaalmuri khele, 
eder laage JHAAL;
ei garam e, kano nouko e choreche, 
kano gaaye diyeche SHAAL.'
Jehetu nei KARMOSANSTHAN;
Kerala ee taader KARMOSTHAAN.
Dudhel gaai raa o 
ekhan maarche LAATHI;
jato ee chesta koruk hote bekaar 
yubak yubati der SAATHI. 
Pooro chaal er basta ee baatil, 
chaakri galo chaabish HAZAAR;
maasik 1500 baa 1700 diye o dhore 
rakha jaaye votebank er BAZAAR.
Phool e phool ei laraai, 
e o phool, se o PHOOL; 
dekha jaak janagan ebaar kon phool 
fotaaye, aar kaake kore 'April FOOL'."- Arindam Sain

KONODIN HOYTO ETA O DEKHBO, JE NIJEDER JANMABHOOMI TEI NEI EDER ASTITWO !!!

"JOGESH: 'Kodin aagei esecho 
bujhi, koi aagey toh DEKHINI;
o baam haath e ulki aanka 
dekhchi, lekha ache 'JAAMINI'.

JAAMINI: 'Tomake ora khub ragging 
korto balo, tumi ee toh seyi JOGESH;
senior raa chhad theke feley diye 
tomar jeevan taa ke korechilo SESH.'

JOGESH: 'Se ki ragging, duskriti der 
University teh, se ki ATYACHAAR;
bole dilo suicide case, sab ee paisa 
r khela, pelaam ee naa BICHAAR.'

JAAMINI: 'Aamake toh dharshan kore 
mere fello, kodin jwalaalo era MOMBATI;
kintu pore upolobdhi korlam boiki je 
eta ta toh seyi bheetu aar bheto JAATI.'

JOGESH: 'Emon magaj dholai koreche, 
je era nijerai haariyeche BYAKTITWO;
konodin hoyto eta o dekhbo, je nijeder 

janmabhoomi tei nei eder ASTITWO.'"- Arindam Sain

CAN BJP FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT, THAT DEPENDS ON THE VOTERS OF KOLKATA, 24 PARGANAS AND BARDHAMAN DISTRICT !!!

"BABLOO: 'The pitch is not 
at all a batting PARADISE;
TMC was eyeing 222, but, Bengali 
Hindus have started to roar and RISE.
TMC must feel very lucky this time, 
if they manage to score 152;
because in this pitch, there is 
something for the bowlers TOO.'

BABOOL: 'What about the Bengali 
people staying outside India, 
will they cast their VOTE;
you never know when you last casted 
your vote may become a criteria for 
passport renewal, make a NOTE.
Don't rule out ISF completely 
in this ELECTION;
in many seats, the Muslim voters 
will go for the right SELECTION.'

BABLA: 'As INC is fighting 
alone, it is their ADVANTAGE;
they want a change, so that, it is 
only INC Vs BJP at a later STAGE.
Now, the confusion is with Hindu 
voters of Left Front, will they vote 
for ISF or for the Right WING;
it is a fight between your Brain 
and Heart, and it will decide on
which way there will be a SWING.'

BALA: 'Check EVM registration 
numbers and all other tags, 
before starting the COUNTING;
TMC goons will try to capture the 
EVMs where they know they will lose, 
all hooliganism, the ECI is NOTICING.
Can BJP form the next government, 
that depends on the voters of Kolkata, 
24 Parganas and Bardhaman DISTRICT;
TMC goons are angry with the voters of 
ISF, so, extra protection required in those 
areas, and cops must be very STRICT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF IT DOESN'T BECOME A ONE SIDED MATCH, THEN ON THE COUNTING DAY, ENJOY THE NAIL BITING THRILLING ENTERTAINMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2026 Bengal 
Election, TMC will get 222;
Others will get 10, and 
BJP will just get 62.
For the 4th time, Mamata 
Banerjee will become the 
Chief Minister of West BENGAL;
many politicians will be jealous, 
but she will roar like a tigress and it 
will also be a world record after ALL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, it has to be, and BJP is 
a Hindu language belt party, but, Bengali 
Voters will vote for a Bengali WOMAN;
be it employment generation, be it women 
safety, be it in GDP growth, she has done 
incredibly well, how much she CAN.
All the Muslim voters will vote for her, as 

she has brought a change in the lifestyle 

of all the people of minority COMMUNITY;
so much training has been made for skill 

development, that you will find Bengali 

Muslims working in any other CITY.'

BABLA: 'Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee 
is the founder of BJP, so BJP surely 
has a Bengali IDENTITY;
by the way, is it not a racist remark 
regarding a national political party 
of a nation of 'Unity in DIVERSITY'.
But, yes, it is also true that for BJP, the 
figure of 148 is completely out of RANGE;
if the voters of Kolkata, both 24 Parganas, 

Paschim Medinipur, Purba Bardhaman 
and Howrah do not vote for a CHANGE.'

BALA: 'For both the parties, the 
scenario can be either 180-110 
or 150-140, quite COMPETITIVE;
as because women get monthly 
allowances, for TMC in rural 
Bengal, the impact is POSITIVE. 
For BJP, their strength is the young 
voters, and like any Dark Horse team, 
can they win this TOURNAMENT;
if it doesn't become a one sided match, 
then on the counting day, enjoy the 
nail biting thrilling ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

KINTU KATODIN THAAKA JAAYE EROKOM BHOY BHOY; EBAAR TOH TAAHOLE PAALTA EKTA PRATIRODH GORE TULTEY HOY !!!

"Proti 100 jon e, 10 jon 
jodi hoy GOONDA;
tahole kano kono naari 
hobena 'CHAAMOONDA'.
10 jon humki daaye baaki 90 jon 
ke, er pechone o royeche seyi 
ek ee rajnoitik KAARAN;
bhoy peye jaaye boiki janagan, 
kaaran taara toh bhadro, shikkito, 
maarjito ebong oti SADHARAN.
Kintu katodin thaaka 
jaaye erokom bhoy BHOY;
ebaar toh taahole paalta 
ekta pratirodh gore tultey HOY.
90 jon miley jodi ghire dhore 
10 jon ke, Police ke aar nite 
hobena kono BYABOSTHA;
sudhu daktaar babu der ektu laabh 
hobe aar osudh niye chinta nei, GST 
chaarh er por, osudh hoyeche SHASTA."- Arindam Sain

SUDHU AAMI KANO, SAARA BISWAJUREY KATO KOTI KOTI BANGAALI KHUSI HOBEN, JODI RAJNOITIK PAALABADAL GHOTE !!!

"MAANIK: 'Ekjot hao tomra, 
kaaron Bindu Bindu SINDHU;
jagatsreshto amader ei 
sanatan dharma 'HINDU'.
Hindu raa ebaar 
jaago JAAGO;
noile bolbe ora, 
'bhaago BHAAGO'.'

NEELAM: 'Aar hobena 
bina yuddhe Bharat JOY;
'Uniform Civil Code' chaalu 
kore korbo PARAJOY.
Hindu der moddhe Bangaali 
der ee eto kiser BHOY;
maach khele toh buddhi baare, 
tobu o Bangaali bojhena ABHINOY.'

PANNA: 'Chop aar dhop toh onek holo, 
ebar ektu khaowa jaak JHALMURI;
dhyako dekhini kaando, ete o heavy 
jhaal maairi, pooro political SURSURI.
Haaowa toh ghurche mashaai, jaa 
chilo ek samay Mini PAKISTAN;
seta kintu janasadharan er garjan 
er jonno ee hocche Naya HINDUSTAN.'

HIRA: 'Bolchen tahole, je ei 
Bangaali raa ekhan firey pacche 
taader baiplabik CHHANDO;
ei Swadeshi biplabi janojoyaar 
ee toh darkar, ekta parivartan 
hole, hoy na MANDO.
Sudhu annyay aar atyachar er 
bichaar noy, ei larai taa astitwa 
rakkha r laraai o toh BOTE;
sudhu aami kano, saara biswajurey 
kato koti koti Bangaali khushi hoben, 
jodi rajnoitik paalabadal GHOTE."- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE YOU DANCING, WHY SUCH AN ENJOYMENT !!!

"MANJU: 'How are you, my son, 
have you seen my dancing REEL;
again we have won, they have 
failed to turn the WHEEL.
It is Green again, neither 
Saffron nor RED;
also our monthly allowances 
have been increased to 1,500.'

MANTU: 'Mom, have you ever 
demanded for EMPLOYMENT;
why are you dancing, why 
such an ENJOYMENT.
I am your son, I have done 
MTECH, still I had to MIGRATE;
I am staying in a rented house, I am 
doing a job in Maharashtra STATE.
Had you all demanded jobs, I 
would have stayed in Kolkata ONLY;
I am your only son, I am settling down in 
Pune, now you and Dad will feel LONELY.'

MANJU: 'Kolkata has now become 
like London with so many LIGHTS;
the non Bengali people again failed to 
conquer Bengal after so many FIGHTS.'

MANTU: 'Mom, here in Pune, I get 
respect as an Indian first, not because 
I belong to a Bengali COMMUNITY;
you have been brainwashed and 1500 
rupees is the price of votebank vaccine 
that boosts their political IMMUNITY.
Buy a boat Mom, as Kolkata 
will become Venice SOON;
you will realise it, after 
the arrival of 'MONSOON'.
You are talking about lights, maybe 
to hide the 'Abhaya Case' DARKNESS;
and someone orders the women to stay 
at home after 8 PM, my GOODNESS.
How many educated young Bengali girls 
and boys can you see in your LOCALITY;
majority of them have migrated for jobs 
to Bengaluru, Hyderabad or Pune CITY.'

MANJU: 'What are you trying to 
say, I don't UNDERSTAND;
we have won again, we will enjoy 
today, the celebration will be GRAND.
Just like and share my dancing 
reel, as my dance moves are 
gaining POPULARITY;
your Dad is planning to sell this 
house, as in our area, we Hindus 
are becoming MINORITY.'"- Arindam Sain

GERUA JHARH ELE, SHINGHASAN E BOSBE UTTARBANGA R SHIKKAK, 'SUKANTO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chaturdike gerua shibir 
er lokjon hocche AAKRAANTO;
kibhabe taader asamman kora jaaye, 
cholche kato ee na CHAKRAANTO.'

BABOOL: 'Janasadharan 
aar je pacchena BHOY;
taai goonda der neta netri ra bhabche, 
je eibaar naa hoye jaaye PARAJOY.
Duskriti raa ee khacche paatkel, eto 
humki diye o hoye jacche KLAANTO;
gerua jharh ele, shinghasan e bosbe 
Uttarbanga r shikkak, 'SUKANTO'.'

BABLA: 'Dakkhin Bharat e gache jei 
sab Bangaali parijaayi SHRAMIK;
taader ki dakkhin Bharatiya bhaasha 
shikhte hocche, era ektu khoj NIK.
Aamra aage Bharatiya, bhinrajye 
basobaas korche Bangaali kato SHATO;
othocho bhinrajye r lokjon ei rajye ele, 
era apomaan kore, bole 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BALA: 'Barood er stup e daariye 
ache, jodi jwale jaaye DESLAAI;
sab sesh hoye jaabe, kaaron 
aagun e poore hoye jaabe CHHAI.
Sankhyaguru der noy, barong 
sankhyalaghu der fireche HNUUSH;
magajdholai r mantra bhoole, duskriti 
der biruddhe jeetbe ki MAANUSH.'"- Arindam Sain 

EKTA O TOH KOI DEKHCHI NA KONO BHAALO KAAJ; JANASADHARAN EE BOLCHE, JE CHOLCHE 'JUNGLE RAJ' !!!

"TUPITUMPA: 'Ora onek peye gechilo, 
jehetu apni korechilen onek LEKHALEKHI;
ebaare apnaar lekha bandho raakhun, 
kibhabe koi century korte paare DEKHI.
Ek ekta blog noy 
toh, jano BOMA;
porei jano pratibaadi 
hoye othe ei 'TILATTOMA'.'

BITTUSONA: 'Aamaar lekha r sathe 
oder oi sankhya pabaar ki SAMPARKO;
bodhoy apnaar kono kaaj taaj nei, taai 
gaa e pore korte esechen TARKO.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Emnitei dekhchen je 
amader bazaar ekhan besh MANDAA;
taar opor apni apnaar lekha r 

madhyam e koren kato NINDAA.'

BITTUSONA: Taah bhaalo kaaj 
korte ke koreche BAARON;
ekta o toh bhaalo kaaj korte dekhina, 
bolun er pechone royeche ki KAARON.
Ekta o toh koi dekhchi 
na kono bhaalo KAAJ;
janasadharan ee bolche, 
je cholche 'JUNGLE RAJ'.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Raja Harishchandra 
baa Yudhishthir jeevan e ki peyeche 
bolun toh, hoye SATYABAADI;
eta kaliyug, adhikangsho ee asaut, 
pashe kauke paaben naa, jei muhurte 
hoben aapni annyay r PRATIBAADI.
Aar kota din barong lekhalekhi 
taa raakhun BANDHO;
naa hoy kota din hoy roilen 
Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO.'

BITTUSONA: 'Besh, aapni 
rekhechen jakhan BAAZI; 
ekhan lekhalekhi bandho thaakbe, 
na hoy hoyei jacchi RAAZI.
Kintu taa o bolchi ora thik 
century korbe, jodi na hoy 
kono kaarchupi baa KAARSAAJI;
ora century korlei, aami jaa chaaibo 
apnaar theke, taa kintu dite hobe, 
khete paarben na takhan DEEGBAAJI.'"- Arindam Sain

SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

O JATO EE KARO TAAKA PAISA ROZGAAR; SHASYA R FALAN NAA HOILE, CHATURDIKE PORI JAABE HAHAKAAR !!!

"HAAURI: 'Koi go, oi poinadhaar e, 
culvert er nichey, chekni jaal diya 
koyeta maach DHORLA ? 

HAAURA: 'Aa go, baari nu kota 
kochu tuleye leiso dekhi, tnetul 
er tok khaabo, dhorchi je MORLA.'

HAARU: 'Tumaane ki suddho 
Bangla e katha koyite paroni, sebaare 
je aastholo mor baandhabi, NISHA;
se koitholo je, 'tomar maa baba kirokom 
'gneyo chaasa' katha bole, adbhut shunte 
laage tomader aanchalik BHAASHA.''

HAAURA: 'Dyakh Kochi, bhasha 
jerkum shunte laaguk na kano, 
outa aamanker MAATRIBHAASA;
aar tor bandhabi ke koibu, je amanker 
mato gneyo lok jodi naa chaash karto, 
naa jodi roito kuno CHAASHA,
o jato ee karo taaka 
paisa ROZGAAR;
shasya r falan naa hoile, 
chaturdike pori jaabe HAHAKAAR.'

HAAURI: 'Dyakh Haaradhan, tor 

maa hoya koithi, orkum mejhi r 

sathe bhool e o jano na hoy PRANOY;
jaar moddhe ache sahar er paisawala 
ahankaar, aamanker graam er kuno 
mejhi ke beyaa hobu, oi Nisha ke NOY.'"- Arindam Sain

UPGRADE CBS WITH A SINGLE AND SIMPLE PLATFORM, 'THIRD EYE' !!!

"SYSTEM ANALYST: 'Don't 
just rush to implement AI; 
rather upgrade CBS with a single 
and simple platform, 'Third EYE'.
Type the Customer ID and 
click on the button, 'Fetch CKYC';
whether PAN, Aadhaar and Voter  
is there in that ID, you have to SEE.
All information is there, click on the 
button, 'CIBIL' to get the CIBIL SCORE;
in CBS itself, you can check whether 
a customer is having 730 or MORE.
CIF integration with KYC documents 
should be done at a rapid PACE;
Each customer must have a 
CKYC number, to win the RACE.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'Some customers 
do make a loan request with a SMILE;
but that smile disappears when we 
tell them to show the ITR FILE.
Based on CKYC, PAN and DOB linked 
to CIF, we also want to fetch CERSAI;
Based on CIBIL, CERSAI, either accept 
loan applications or bid GOODBYE.
Basically, we want a platform where 
CKYC is linked with CERSAI and CIBIL;
this platform in CBS, will help the 
bankers to keep strict VIGIL.' - Arindam Sain

CHINTA KI, MON E KHUB BYATHA BUJHI, DICCHE JE BHAATA, OTAI BYATHA R MALOM !!!

"Bnhaata tumi jaao choli, 
ebaar aasite daao JOYAAR;
maanush je aar nei je ekhan 
seyi saamaajik JANOYAAR.
Yeh samaaj aanbe 
onek kichur ee BADAL;
se asha e shono oi aadivasi 
raa bajaaiche jeh MAADAL.
Deergho eto bachor er 
laanchona o UPEKKHA;
ekhan je taai korchi 
mora badal er APEKKHA.
Shikka nei, shilpo nei, 
garib holo aaro GARIB;
shramik er o chokhe jwal, kal 
karkhaana r neebheche je PRADIP.
Taaka diye kineche 
taara chaakri o SHIKKHA;
bhaata r naam e shikkito 
garib der dicche je BHIKKHA.
Katojon er holo chaakri, othocho 
parikkha r khaata e choleni KALOM;
chinta ki, mon e khub byatha bujhi, 
dicche je bhaata, otai byatha r MALOM."- Arindam Sain

IN INDONESIA, THEY ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM 'ANCIENT INDIAN CULTURE' AMNESIA !!!

"ADITYA: 'I am surprised 
to see that in INDONESIA;
they are not suffering from 
'ancient Indian Culture' AMNESIA.'

ADELIA: 'I perform as Mother Sita 
in Kecak dance in every 'Chaitra 
Navaratri' festival at PECATU;
you will love the amphitheatre 
and the sunset view, the name 
of the temple is ULUWATU.
Today, we are Muslims, but, our 
ancestors were Hindus, I feel proud 
to play the role of Mother SITA; 
I have read 'Valmiki Ramayan' many 
times, now, my favourite character is 
Krishna as I am reading 'Bhagwad GITA'.'

ADITYA: 'Now I understand why it is 
Indonesia (Indian Islands), as you 
all love the Indian CULTURE;
hey, hang on, what is this food 
dish, why you guys serve the rice 
in that pyramid STRUCTURE.'

ADELIA: 'It is a respect to the 'Mahameru' 
alias 'Sumeru' the abode of Hindu Gods 
which can erupt anytime in FUTURE;
the pyramid structure of rice also 
represents the harmony between 
human beings and Mother NATURE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY TO RUN AFTER MONEY UNNECESSARILY AS MONEY WILL COME AND GO !!!

"COMMON MAN: 'As an astrologer, 
can you predict the change in POLITICS;
we are seeing so many exit polls and 
even some gave weird STATISTICS.'

ASTROLOGER: 'No, can't say 
about politics, but, after 
reading your left hand PALM;
one thing is sure that in 
the coming days, you have 
to stay cool and CALM.
Your life is now 
entering into that STAGE;
where your heart and mind 
will go back to your TEENAGE.
Your mind will feel as if you are 
still a cute college STUDENT;
but, control your mind, as your roles 
are more mature at this MOMENT.
Your wealth is never going 
to be your valuable WEALTH; 
so, take care of your body, as your 
most valuable asset is your HEALTH.
Why am I telling you to focus on health, 
because you may have to travel MORE;
your 'charisma' character is at its peak, 
you will increase your 'charisma' SCORE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Tell me whether I 
will do any profit in business or NOT;
even in the share market, how 
much can I gain in each F&O LOT.'

ASTROLOGER: 'Reduce expenses on 
your illogical or unwanted girlfriends, 
you will save more MONEY;
either choose from them or select a 
new one from the dating or matrimony 
app database as a long term HONEY.
Why to run after money unnecessarily 
as money will come and GO;
your lifestyle will remain the 
same as it was a few years AGO.
But, the positive thing is, that 
in your life, there will be 
more peace and HAPPINESS;
channelize that peaceful happy 
life into creativity to excel more 
in the writing BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

PARIVARTAN EE AANE PRAGATI, ETA EE PRAKRITI R BISHESHWATTO !!!

"SHARMIN: 'Koi go, shuncho, jodi 
aase gerua jharh, pacchi je BHOY;
besh chinta e aachi bujhle, 
bhabchi ki hoy, ki HOY.'

SHIRAZ: 'Ekhan ee baa ki 
emon achi aamra BHALO;
ghanoghano bidyut chole jaaye, taai 
byabohar korei dekhi Solar er AALO.'

SULTANA: 'Bhaaijaan, ontoto 
raat 8 taa r pore o, aamra 
thakbo SURAKKHITO;
abosyo ee seyi sab sarkari 
padh e hobe niyog, jegulo 
amader jonno SANGRAKKHITO.'

SULAIMAN: 'Aamra sabsamay 
khuji boiki ekta NOTUNATTWO;
parivartan ee aane pragati, eta 
ee prakriti r BISHESHWATTO.'"- Arindam Sain

WITHIN THE BENGALIS, WE HAVE OBSERVED THAT THERE IS HARDLY ANY UNITY !!!

"BRITISH KING: 'Can we enter India 
to rule as per your OBSERVATION ?'
have you found any weak 
empire of India NATION ?'

'EIC OBSERVER: 'Yes, the name of 

that empire is 'Bengal SULTANATE';
with the help of a traitor, that 
Bengal will become our entry GATE.
Somewhat jealous character,
just like crabs, a majority of 
people of Bengali COMMUNITY;
unlike the Marathas, Rajputs, Sikhs, 
within the Bengalis, we have observed 
that there is hardly any UNITY.'

BRITISH KING: 'March Ahead ! Our 
soldiers will be led by Robert CLIVE;
give the bribe as much as they 
want and keep that traitor ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

PREM JANO MRIDU BATAASH O RANGEEN MEGH, SE EK ADBHUT ANUBHUTI !!!

"MADHABI: 'Aaye aaye, 
choi choi CHOI.'

MURALI: 'Aah ! Kiser tore 

karotho otto HOICHOI'.

MADHABI: 'Hnaash gula ke 
daakithi bote, bhug laagche 

taanke r, khaabe KHABAAR;

oi dhaan jola r pukur taa e 
jaabo chalo, chhip diya maach 
dhorbo, aaj je RABIBAAR.'

MURALI: 'Ei toh sab e bhangilo 
ghum, daanth taa maaji agey 
darao, niye ei neem DAALA;
bagaan er maati khuri ki, koyekta 
knecho o toh litey habo, daao 
dekhi gotey naarkol MAALA.'

MADHABI: 'Jalkhabar e ki khaabo 
go, morla maache er tok ache, khaabo 
naaki paanta bhaath knacha lanka DIYA;
amanker gram er taaza khabar ta 
shuncho ki, Puti palaiche Pacha r sathe, 
mandir e jaai kori ki koreya liche BIYA.'

MURALI: 'Chora shrot toh thaailo, 
aathero bachor hoite paar, asiche 
joyaar, taai achri porilo prem er DHEU;
eki aar aamanker yug er prem kahini, ek 
ee college e porti bote, kintu 180 din laagi 
gela sudhu tumake kohite, 'I Love YOU'.'

MADHABI: 'Nana premik premika 
r nana prem er nana ROOP; 
kothao jwale mombaati, 
kothao jwale DHOOP.
Kakhano barsha, kakhano 
kaalbaisakhi, aaro ache 
kato truti BICHYUTI;
dupur er daabdaho r por, aase godhuli, 
prem jano mridu bataash o rangeen 
megh, se ak adbhut ANUBHUTI.'"- Arindam Sain