VVPAT SLIPS RESULT IS NOT TALLYING WITH EVM RESULT, SO WE WILL NOT ISSUE THE COUNTING CERTIFICATE !!!

"MARIA: 'Enter there to change 
those machines TONIGHT;
the room security will not 

be so strong at MIDNIGHT.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
JOHN: 'Yes, madam, we have done 
it, you know, what we MEAN.'

DANNY: 'We have broken two 
CCTV, so, our operation is CLEAN.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SUPERVISOR: 'Sir, now we understand 
why you ordered us to keep EVM 
and VVPAT totally SEPARATE;
in a booth, VVPAT slips result is not 
tallying with EVM result, so we will 
not issue the counting CERTIFICATE.'

CHIEF: 'Cancel the counting 
process of that polling booth, 
we will go for REPOLLING;
no need to speed up the counting, 
be slow and steady, accurate and 
fair counting is the main THING.'"- Arindam Sain

COUNTING SUPERVISORS AND COUNTING AGENTS OF ALL PARTIES MUST NOT FORGET TO CHECK IN DETAILS, THE 'FORM 17C' !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2021 also, in 
the exit poll of West BENGAL;
almost everyone predicted that 
the TMC government will FALL.
On the counting day, inside the 
majority of the counting centers, 
the TMC goons played the TRICK;
BJP could have got 110, but, by 
these manipulations by TMC goons, 
BJP got 77 and TMC did HATTRICK.'

BABOOL: 'Actually, at that time Mukul 
Roy had the support of around 40 
MLAs, had BJP reached 110;
then Mukul Roy could have 
saffronized the 'Nabanna' 
with those extra 40 MEN.
I-PAC was aware of it and 
suggested them to play this 
counting manipulation GAME;
to stay in power, the ruling party 
funded the goons to help in counting 

manipulation, what a shame, SHAME.'

BABLA: 'Just like in Falta and Diamond 
Harbour, to block the opposition party 
button in EVM they are using a TAPE;
where some state government officials 
are corrupted, how can you expect  
justice in that RG Kar GANGRAPE.
Repolling must be done in many 
booths of South 24 Parganas to 
ensure a free and fair ELECTION;
the corrupted officials involved in EVM 
button tape case must be punished 
and replaced by ECI's DIRECTION.'

BALA: 'Without signature of counting 
agents of at least 3 political parties in 
'consent form', don't start COUNTING;
in 'consent form', it is written that serial 
numbers of EVM, Control Unit and VVPAT 
are same as it were on the day of VOTING.
No mobile phone, no unauthorised persons 
inside the counting premises, that thing, 
the soldiers of Indian Army must SEE;
counting supervisors and counting agents 
of all parties must not forget to check in 
details, the 'FORM 17C'.'"- Arindam Sain

AMADER VOTEBANK TAA KI APNADER BAAP ER SAMPATTI !!!

"SUNAINA: 'Ki bolle, ebaare 
amader ke debena VOTE;
kothakar kon notun dal elo, 
tomra hoye gele EKJOT.
Tomader ke khusi korbaar jonno 
ami katobaar porechi HIJAAB;
Jodi o khaali pet e noy, tobu o korechi 
Iftaar, bhoole gele se sab HISAAB'.

SAAKINA: 'Kintu ki korei ba 
bhule jaai seyi Bagtui KAANDO;
bujhte deri holeyo, thik bojha jaaye 
je, ke aasole ekta PAASHONDO.
Boma shilpo eto ee unnato, je maara 
galo oi neeriho nispaap TAMANNA;
aamra toh sudhu ee votebank, shunte 
ki paan oi Tamanna r maa er KANNA.'

SUNAINA: 'Tomader vote er opor kintu 
ekmatro amader ee ache ADHIKAAR;
arrey jaa chaao diye debo, sudhu 
vote taa daao, gorte daao SARKAAR.
Tomar bor toh raajmistri, 
ekhane nei, Kerala e THAAKE;
ekhuni aami goonda chere dile, tomader 
meye, Ruksana r ijjat bnaachabe KE.'

SAAKINA: 'Thik ache, aapnakei debo 
vote, meye r korben na kono KHOTI;
aami sabai ke bolbo, je aapnar jonno 
hoyeche ekhaane onek UNNOTI.
Amader votebank taa ki
apnader baap er SAMPATTI;
apnaara toh amader khoti kore deben, 
jodi vote dite kori APOTTI.'"- Arindam Sain

THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, ALL NATIONS MUST CHANGE THE IMMIGRATION LAW !!!

"Throughout the World, all nations 
must change the immigration LAW;
give priority to your own countrymen, 
too much liberalisation is a FLAW.
They want to win the war by 
increasing their POPULATION;
and can then change the 
demography of any NATION.
They are like any VIRUS; 
so stop that 'Sickular' CIRCUS. 
USA is the No. 1 foolish nation 
which supports a nation where 
terrorists are HIDING;
Europe, Japan and Australia 
are already feeling the heat and 
immigration is not a safe THING.
Now all of them are not bad, 
some are of modern mindset 

and are really highly EDUCATED;
but, majority of them are illiterate 
and hooligans, so those useless 
fellows should be DEPORTED.
Why EU, USA, Australia and Japan 
are unknowingly trying to change 
their own heaven into HELL;
learn from China and look at their 
strict policies, China really knows 
how to tame these viruses, very WELL."- Arindam Sain

DEKHA JAAK JANAGAN EBAAR KON PHOOL FOTAAYE AAR KAAKE KORE 'APRIL FOOL' !!!

"Dui hazaar egaaro 
theke dui hazaar SHOLO;
notun notun eseche toh, 
taai kichu unnayan HOLO.
Tarpor shikkito je kota CHILO;
sab pechone r bench e GALO.
Yuba neta r haath dhore 
dhuklo sab DUSKRITI;
pooro bodlei galo dal er 
parikhatamo baa AAKRITI.
Dhora porlo chit 
fund er KAARSAAJI;
je chechaalo chor chor bole, seyi abar 

mukhopatro hoy khaaye DEEGBAAJI.

Taah ei jaati r kache naaki khub 
ekta baro samasya noy DURNITI;
'oto chinta r ki ache re baba, amra 
toh onek jaayega e loot korei JITI.'
Dudhel gaai der sahajye, kichu beshi 
vote peye khamota e firlo ABAAR;
kato birodhi dal er kormi der khoon, 
dharshan korlo, se ki ATYACHAAR.
Corona kaal e ki hoto mritodeho 
r kichu aangsho PAACHAAR;
ei bishoy niye ki keyu hoyechilen 
pratibaad e SOCCHAR.
Paachaarkaari der 
raag holo PRACHANDO;
ghotiye dilo ganadharshan 
aar khoon er KAANDO.
Goonda der diye 
chollo BHAANGCHUR;
Pramaan ee toh galo mooche, sudhu 
mombaati michil ee holo PROCHUR.
Odike abaar, 'dekhte ki paaona 
tomra eto unnayan er DHEU; 
khaali DA niye karo 
tomra gheu GHEU.
Sudhu ei DA maamla lorhtei khorcha 
korlam taxpayer der kato TAAKA;
tobu o vote er aage, DA r ghoshona 
korte holo, jodi ghure jaaye CHAAKA.'
Janagan o bhabche, '2021 e o, 
egulo ke vote diye ki BIPOTTI;
ekhan toh dekhchi sab kichui 
ke bhabche eder ee SAMPATTI.
Keyu jhaalmuri khele, 
eder laage JHAAL;
ei garam e, kano nouko e choreche, 
kano gaaye diyeche SHAAL.'
Jehetu nei KARMOSANSTHAN;
Kerala ee taader KARMOSTHAAN.
Dudhel gaai raa o 
ekhan maarche LAATHI;
jato ee chesta koruk hote bekaar 
yubak yubati der SAATHI. 
Pooro chaal er basta ee baatil, 
chaakri galo chaabish HAZAAR;
maasik 1500 baa 1700 diye o dhore 
rakha jaaye votebank er BAZAAR.
Phool e phool ei laraai, 
e o phool, se o PHOOL; 
dekha jaak janagan ebaar kon phool 
fotaaye, aar kaake kore 'April FOOL'."- Arindam Sain

KONODIN HOYTO ETA O DEKHBO, JE NIJEDER JANMABHOOMI TEI NEI EDER ASTITWO !!!

"JOGESH: 'Kodin aagei esecho 
bujhi, koi aagey toh DEKHINI;
o baam haath e ulki aanka 
dekhchi, lekha ache 'JAAMINI'.

JAAMINI: 'Tomake ora khub ragging 
korto balo, tumi ee toh seyi JOGESH;
senior raa chhad theke feley diye 
tomar jeevan taa ke korechilo SESH.'

JOGESH: 'Se ki ragging, duskriti der 
University teh, se ki ATYACHAAR;
bole dilo suicide case, sab ee paisa 
r khela, pelaam ee naa BICHAAR.'

JAAMINI: 'Aamake toh dharshan kore 
mere fello, kodin jwalaalo era MOMBATI;
kintu pore upolobdhi korlam boiki je 
eta ta toh seyi bheetu aar bheto JAATI.'

JOGESH: 'Emon magaj dholai koreche, 
je era nijerai haariyeche BYAKTITWO;
konodin hoyto eta o dekhbo, je nijeder 

janmabhoomi tei nei eder ASTITWO.'"- Arindam Sain

CAN BJP FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT, THAT DEPENDS ON THE VOTERS OF KOLKATA, 24 PARGANAS AND BARDHAMAN DISTRICT !!!

"BABLOO: 'The pitch is not 
at all a batting PARADISE;
TMC was eyeing 222, but, Bengali 
Hindus have started to roar and RISE.
TMC must feel very lucky this time, 
if they manage to score 152;
because in this pitch, there is 
something for the bowlers TOO.'

BABOOL: 'What about the Bengali 
people staying outside India, 
will they cast their VOTE;
you never know when you last casted 
your vote may become a criteria for 
passport renewal, make a NOTE.
Don't rule out ISF completely 
in this ELECTION;
in many seats, the Muslim voters 
will go for the right SELECTION.'

BABLA: 'As INC is fighting 
alone, it is their ADVANTAGE;
they want a change, so that, it is 
only INC Vs BJP at a later STAGE.
Now, the confusion is with Hindu 
voters of Left Front, will they vote 
for ISF or for the Right WING;
it is a fight between your Brain 
and Heart, and it will decide on
which way there will be a SWING.'

BALA: 'Check EVM registration 
numbers and all other tags, 
before starting the COUNTING;
TMC goons will try to capture the 
EVMs where they know they will lose, 
all hooliganism, the ECI is NOTICING.
Can BJP form the next government, 
that depends on the voters of Kolkata, 
24 Parganas and Bardhaman DISTRICT;
TMC goons are angry with the voters of 
ISF, so, extra protection required in those 
areas, and cops must be very STRICT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF IT DOESN'T BECOME A ONE SIDED MATCH, THEN ON THE COUNTING DAY, ENJOY THE NAIL BITING THRILLING ENTERTAINMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2026 Bengal 
Election, TMC will get 222;
Others will get 10, and 
BJP will just get 62.
For the 4th time, Mamata 
Banerjee will become the 
Chief Minister of West BENGAL;
many politicians will be jealous, 
but she will roar like a tigress and it 
will also be a world record after ALL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, it has to be, and BJP is 
a Hindu language belt party, but, Bengali 
Voters will vote for a Bengali WOMAN;
be it employment generation, be it women 
safety, be it in GDP growth, she has done 
incredibly well, how much she CAN.
All the Muslim voters will vote for her, as 

she has brought a change in the lifestyle 

of all the people of minority COMMUNITY;
so much training has been made for skill 

development, that you will find Bengali 

Muslims working in any other CITY.'

BABLA: 'Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee 
is the founder of BJP, so BJP surely 
has a Bengali IDENTITY;
by the way, is it not a racist remark 
regarding a national political party 
of a nation of 'Unity in DIVERSITY'.
But, yes, it is also true that for BJP, the 
figure of 148 is completely out of RANGE;
if the voters of Kolkata, both 24 Parganas, 

Paschim Medinipur, Purba Bardhaman 
and Howrah do not vote for a CHANGE.'

BALA: 'For both the parties, the 
scenario can be either 180-110 
or 150-140, quite COMPETITIVE;
as because women get monthly 
allowances, for TMC in rural 
Bengal, the impact is POSITIVE. 
For BJP, their strength is the young 
voters, and like any Dark Horse team, 
can they win this TOURNAMENT;
if it doesn't become a one sided match, 
then on the counting day, enjoy the 
nail biting thrilling ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

KINTU KATODIN THAAKA JAAYE EROKOM BHOY BHOY; EBAAR TOH TAAHOLE PAALTA EKTA PRATIRODH GORE TULTEY HOY !!!

"Proti 100 jon e, 10 jon 
jodi hoy GOONDA;
tahole kano kono naari 
hobena 'CHAAMOONDA'.
10 jon humki daaye baaki 90 jon 
ke, er pechone o royeche seyi 
ek ee rajnoitik KAARAN;
bhoy peye jaaye boiki janagan, 
kaaran taara toh bhadro, shikkito, 
maarjito ebong oti SADHARAN.
Kintu katodin thaaka 
jaaye erokom bhoy BHOY;
ebaar toh taahole paalta 
ekta pratirodh gore tultey HOY.
90 jon miley jodi ghire dhore 
10 jon ke, Police ke aar nite 
hobena kono BYABOSTHA;
sudhu daktaar babu der ektu laabh 
hobe aar osudh niye chinta nei, GST 
chaarh er por, osudh hoyeche SHASTA."- Arindam Sain

SUDHU AAMI KANO, SAARA BISWAJUREY KATO KOTI KOTI BANGAALI KHUSI HOBEN, JODI RAJNOITIK PAALABADAL GHOTE !!!

"MAANIK: 'Ekjot hao tomra, 
kaaron Bindu Bindu SINDHU;
jagatsreshto amader ei 
sanatan dharma 'HINDU'.
Hindu raa ebaar 
jaago JAAGO;
noile bolbe ora, 
'bhaago BHAAGO'.'

NEELAM: 'Aar hobena 
bina yuddhe Bharat JOY;
'Uniform Civil Code' chaalu 
kore korbo PARAJOY.
Hindu der moddhe Bangaali 
der ee eto kiser BHOY;
maach khele toh buddhi baare, 
tobu o Bangaali bojhena ABHINOY.'

PANNA: 'Chop aar dhop toh onek holo, 
ebar ektu khaowa jaak JHALMURI;
dhyako dekhini kaando, ete o heavy 
jhaal maairi, pooro political SURSURI.
Haaowa toh ghurche mashaai, jaa 
chilo ek samay Mini PAKISTAN;
seta kintu janasadharan er garjan 
er jonno ee hocche Naya HINDUSTAN.'

HIRA: 'Bolchen tahole, je ei 
Bangaali raa ekhan firey pacche 
taader baiplabik CHHANDO;
ei Swadeshi biplabi janojoyaar 
ee toh darkar, ekta parivartan 
hole, hoy na MANDO.
Sudhu annyay aar atyachar er 
bichaar noy, ei larai taa astitwa 
rakkha r laraai o toh BOTE;
sudhu aami kano, saara biswajurey 
kato koti koti Bangaali khushi hoben, 
jodi rajnoitik paalabadal GHOTE."- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE YOU DANCING, WHY SUCH AN ENJOYMENT !!!

"MANJU: 'How are you, my son, 
have you seen my dancing REEL;
again we have won, they have 
failed to turn the WHEEL.
It is Green again, neither 
Saffron nor RED;
also our monthly allowances 
have been increased to 1,500.'

MANTU: 'Mom, have you ever 
demanded for EMPLOYMENT;
why are you dancing, why 
such an ENJOYMENT.
I am your son, I have done 
MTECH, still I had to MIGRATE;
I am staying in a rented house, I am 
doing a job in Maharashtra STATE.
Had you all demanded jobs, I 
would have stayed in Kolkata ONLY;
I am your only son, I am settling down in 
Pune, now you and Dad will feel LONELY.'

MANJU: 'Kolkata has now become 
like London with so many LIGHTS;
the non Bengali people again failed to 
conquer Bengal after so many FIGHTS.'

MANTU: 'Mom, here in Pune, I get 
respect as an Indian first, not because 
I belong to a Bengali COMMUNITY;
you have been brainwashed and 1500 
rupees is the price of votebank vaccine 
that boosts their political IMMUNITY.
Buy a boat Mom, as Kolkata 
will become Venice SOON;
you will realise it, after 
the arrival of 'MONSOON'.
You are talking about lights, maybe 
to hide the 'Abhaya Case' DARKNESS;
and someone orders the women to stay 
at home after 8 PM, my GOODNESS.
How many educated young Bengali girls 
and boys can you see in your LOCALITY;
majority of them have migrated for jobs 
to Bengaluru, Hyderabad or Pune CITY.'

MANJU: 'What are you trying to 
say, I don't UNDERSTAND;
we have won again, we will enjoy 
today, the celebration will be GRAND.
Just like and share my dancing 
reel, as my dance moves are 
gaining POPULARITY;
your Dad is planning to sell this 
house, as in our area, we Hindus 
are becoming MINORITY.'"- Arindam Sain

GERUA JHARH ELE, SHINGHASAN E BOSBE UTTARBANGA R SHIKKAK, 'SUKANTO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chaturdike gerua shibir 
er lokjon hocche AAKRAANTO;
kibhabe taader asamman kora jaaye, 
cholche kato ee na CHAKRAANTO.'

BABOOL: 'Janasadharan 
aar je pacchena BHOY;
taai goonda der neta netri ra bhabche, 
je eibaar naa hoye jaaye PARAJOY.
Duskriti raa ee khacche paatkel, eto 
humki diye o hoye jacche KLAANTO;
gerua jharh ele, shinghasan e bosbe 
Uttarbanga r shikkak, 'SUKANTO'.'

BABLA: 'Dakkhin Bharat e gache jei 
sab Bangaali parijaayi SHRAMIK;
taader ki dakkhin Bharatiya bhaasha 
shikhte hocche, era ektu khoj NIK.
Aamra aage Bharatiya, bhinrajye 
basobaas korche Bangaali kato SHATO;
othocho bhinrajye r lokjon ei rajye ele, 
era apomaan kore, bole 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BALA: 'Barood er stup e daariye 
ache, jodi jwale jaaye DESLAAI;
sab sesh hoye jaabe, kaaron 
aagun e poore hoye jaabe CHHAI.
Sankhyaguru der noy, barong 
sankhyalaghu der fireche HNUUSH;
magajdholai r mantra bhoole, duskriti 
der biruddhe jeetbe ki MAANUSH.'"- Arindam Sain 

EKTA O TOH KOI DEKHCHI NA KONO BHAALO KAAJ; JANASADHARAN EE BOLCHE, JE CHOLCHE 'JUNGLE RAJ' !!!

"TUPITUMPA: 'Ora onek peye gechilo, 
jehetu apni korechilen onek LEKHALEKHI;
ebaare apnaar lekha bandho raakhun, 
kibhabe koi century korte paare DEKHI.
Ek ekta blog noy 
toh, jano BOMA;
porei jano pratibaadi 
hoye othe ei 'TILATTOMA'.'

BITTUSONA: 'Aamaar lekha r sathe 
oder oi sankhya pabaar ki SAMPARKO;
bodhoy apnaar kono kaaj taaj nei, taai 
gaa e pore korte esechen TARKO.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Emnitei dekhchen je 
amader bazaar ekhan besh MANDAA;
taar opor apni apnaar lekha r 

madhyam e koren kato NINDAA.'

BITTUSONA: Taah bhaalo kaaj 
korte ke koreche BAARON;
ekta o toh bhaalo kaaj korte dekhina, 
bolun er pechone royeche ki KAARON.
Ekta o toh koi dekhchi 
na kono bhaalo KAAJ;
janasadharan ee bolche, 
je cholche 'JUNGLE RAJ'.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Raja Harishchandra 
baa Yudhishthir jeevan e ki peyeche 
bolun toh, hoye SATYABAADI;
eta kaliyug, adhikangsho ee asaut, 
pashe kauke paaben naa, jei muhurte 
hoben aapni annyay r PRATIBAADI.
Aar kota din barong lekhalekhi 
taa raakhun BANDHO;
naa hoy kota din hoy roilen 
Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO.'

BITTUSONA: 'Besh, aapni 
rekhechen jakhan BAAZI; 
ekhan lekhalekhi bandho thaakbe, 
na hoy hoyei jacchi RAAZI.
Kintu taa o bolchi ora thik 
century korbe, jodi na hoy 
kono kaarchupi baa KAARSAAJI;
ora century korlei, aami jaa chaaibo 
apnaar theke, taa kintu dite hobe, 
khete paarben na takhan DEEGBAAJI.'"- Arindam Sain

SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

O JATO EE KARO TAAKA PAISA ROZGAAR; SHASYA R FALAN NAA HOILE, CHATURDIKE PORI JAABE HAHAKAAR !!!

"HAAURI: 'Koi go, oi poinadhaar e, 
culvert er nichey, chekni jaal diya 
koyeta maach DHORLA ? 

HAAURA: 'Aa go, baari nu kota 
kochu tuleye leiso dekhi, tnetul 
er tok khaabo, dhorchi je MORLA.'

HAARU: 'Tumaane ki suddho 
Bangla e katha koyite paroni, sebaare 
je aastholo mor baandhabi, NISHA;
se koitholo je, 'tomar maa baba kirokom 
'gneyo chaasa' katha bole, adbhut shunte 
laage tomader aanchalik BHAASHA.''

HAAURA: 'Dyakh Kochi, bhasha 
jerkum shunte laaguk na kano, 
outa aamanker MAATRIBHAASA;
aar tor bandhabi ke koibu, je amanker 
mato gneyo lok jodi naa chaash karto, 
naa jodi roito kuno CHAASHA,
o jato ee karo taaka 
paisa ROZGAAR;
shasya r falan naa hoile, 
chaturdike pori jaabe HAHAKAAR.'

HAAURI: 'Dyakh Haaradhan, tor 

maa hoya koithi, orkum mejhi r 

sathe bhool e o jano na hoy PRANOY;
jaar moddhe ache sahar er paisawala 
ahankaar, aamanker graam er kuno 
mejhi ke beyaa hobu, oi Nisha ke NOY.'"- Arindam Sain

UPGRADE CBS WITH A SINGLE AND SIMPLE PLATFORM, 'THIRD EYE' !!!

"SYSTEM ANALYST: 'Don't 
just rush to implement AI; 
rather upgrade CBS with a single 
and simple platform, 'Third EYE'.
Type the Customer ID and 
click on the button, 'Fetch CKYC';
whether PAN, Aadhaar and Voter  
is there in that ID, you have to SEE.
All information is there, click on the 
button, 'CIBIL' to get the CIBIL SCORE;
in CBS itself, you can check whether 
a customer is having 730 or MORE.
CIF integration with KYC documents 
should be done at a rapid PACE;
Each customer must have a 
CKYC number, to win the RACE.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'Some customers 
do make a loan request with a SMILE;
but that smile disappears when we 
tell them to show the ITR FILE.
Based on CKYC, PAN and DOB linked 
to CIF, we also want to fetch CERSAI;
Based on CIBIL, CERSAI, either accept 
loan applications or bid GOODBYE.
Basically, we want a platform where 
CKYC is linked with CERSAI and CIBIL;
this platform in CBS, will help the 
bankers to keep strict VIGIL.' - Arindam Sain

CHINTA KI, MON E KHUB BYATHA BUJHI, DICCHE JE BHAATA, OTAI BYATHA R MALOM !!!

"Bnhaata tumi jaao choli, 
ebaar aasite daao JOYAAR;
maanush je aar nei je ekhan 
seyi saamaajik JANOYAAR.
Yeh samaaj aanbe 
onek kichur ee BADAL;
se asha e shono oi aadivasi 
raa bajaaiche jeh MAADAL.
Deergho eto bachor er 
laanchona o UPEKKHA;
ekhan je taai korchi 
mora badal er APEKKHA.
Shikka nei, shilpo nei, 
garib holo aaro GARIB;
shramik er o chokhe jwal, kal 
karkhaana r neebheche je PRADIP.
Taaka diye kineche 
taara chaakri o SHIKKHA;
bhaata r naam e shikkito 
garib der dicche je BHIKKHA.
Katojon er holo chaakri, othocho 
parikkha r khaata e choleni KALOM;
chinta ki, mon e khub byatha bujhi, 
dicche je bhaata, otai byatha r MALOM."- Arindam Sain

IN INDONESIA, THEY ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM 'ANCIENT INDIAN CULTURE' AMNESIA !!!

"ADITYA: 'I am surprised 
to see that in INDONESIA;
they are not suffering from 
'ancient Indian Culture' AMNESIA.'

ADELIA: 'I perform as Mother Sita 
in Kecak dance in every 'Chaitra 
Navaratri' festival at PECATU;
you will love the amphitheatre 
and the sunset view, the name 
of the temple is ULUWATU.
Today, we are Muslims, but, our 
ancestors were Hindus, I feel proud 
to play the role of Mother SITA; 
I have read 'Valmiki Ramayan' many 
times, now, my favourite character is 
Krishna as I am reading 'Bhagwad GITA'.'

ADITYA: 'Now I understand why it is 
Indonesia (Indian Islands), as you 
all love the Indian CULTURE;
hey, hang on, what is this food 
dish, why you guys serve the rice 
in that pyramid STRUCTURE.'

ADELIA: 'It is a respect to the 'Mahameru' 
alias 'Sumeru' the abode of Hindu Gods 
which can erupt anytime in FUTURE;
the pyramid structure of rice also 
represents the harmony between 
human beings and Mother NATURE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY TO RUN AFTER MONEY UNNECESSARILY AS MONEY WILL COME AND GO !!!

"COMMON MAN: 'As an astrologer, 
can you predict the change in POLITICS;
we are seeing so many exit polls and 
even some gave weird STATISTICS.'

ASTROLOGER: 'No, can't say 
about politics, but, after 
reading your left hand PALM;
one thing is sure that in 
the coming days, you have 
to stay cool and CALM.
Your life is now 
entering into that STAGE;
where your heart and mind 
will go back to your TEENAGE.
Your mind will feel as if you are 
still a cute college STUDENT;
but, control your mind, as your roles 
are more mature at this MOMENT.
Your wealth is never going 
to be your valuable WEALTH; 
so, take care of your body, as your 
most valuable asset is your HEALTH.
Why am I telling you to focus on health, 
because you may have to travel MORE;
your 'charisma' character is at its peak, 
you will increase your 'charisma' SCORE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Tell me whether I 
will do any profit in business or NOT;
even in the share market, how 
much can I gain in each F&O LOT.'

ASTROLOGER: 'Reduce expenses on 
your illogical or unwanted girlfriends, 
you will save more MONEY;
either choose from them or select a 
new one from the dating or matrimony 
app database as a long term HONEY.
Why to run after money unnecessarily 
as money will come and GO;
your lifestyle will remain the 
same as it was a few years AGO.
But, the positive thing is, that 
in your life, there will be 
more peace and HAPPINESS;
channelize that peaceful happy 
life into creativity to excel more 
in the writing BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

PARIVARTAN EE AANE PRAGATI, ETA EE PRAKRITI R BISHESHWATTO !!!

"SHARMIN: 'Koi go, shuncho, jodi 
aase gerua jharh, pacchi je BHOY;
besh chinta e aachi bujhle, 
bhabchi ki hoy, ki HOY.'

SHIRAZ: 'Ekhan ee baa ki 
emon achi aamra BHALO;
ghanoghano bidyut chole jaaye, taai 
byabohar korei dekhi Solar er AALO.'

SULTANA: 'Bhaaijaan, ontoto 
raat 8 taa r pore o, aamra 
thakbo SURAKKHITO;
abosyo ee seyi sab sarkari 
padh e hobe niyog, jegulo 
amader jonno SANGRAKKHITO.'

SULAIMAN: 'Aamra sabsamay 
khuji boiki ekta NOTUNATTWO;
parivartan ee aane pragati, eta 
ee prakriti r BISHESHWATTO.'"- Arindam Sain

WITHIN THE BENGALIS, WE HAVE OBSERVED THAT THERE IS HARDLY ANY UNITY !!!

"BRITISH KING: 'Can we enter India 
to rule as per your OBSERVATION ?'
have you found any weak 
empire of India NATION ?'

'EIC OBSERVER: 'Yes, the name of 

that empire is 'Bengal SULTANATE';
with the help of a traitor, that 
Bengal will become our entry GATE.
Somewhat jealous character,
just like crabs, a majority of 
people of Bengali COMMUNITY;
unlike the Marathas, Rajputs, Sikhs, 
within the Bengalis, we have observed 
that there is hardly any UNITY.'

BRITISH KING: 'March Ahead ! Our 
soldiers will be led by Robert CLIVE;
give the bribe as much as they 
want and keep that traitor ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

PREM JANO MRIDU BATAASH O RANGEEN MEGH, SE EK ADBHUT ANUBHUTI !!!

"MADHABI: 'Aaye aaye, 
choi choi CHOI.'

MURALI: 'Aah ! Kiser tore 

karotho otto HOICHOI'.

MADHABI: 'Hnaash gula ke 
daakithi bote, bhug laagche 

taanke r, khaabe KHABAAR;

oi dhaan jola r pukur taa e 
jaabo chalo, chhip diya maach 
dhorbo, aaj je RABIBAAR.'

MURALI: 'Ei toh sab e bhangilo 
ghum, daanth taa maaji agey 
darao, niye ei neem DAALA;
bagaan er maati khuri ki, koyekta 
knecho o toh litey habo, daao 
dekhi gotey naarkol MAALA.'

MADHABI: 'Jalkhabar e ki khaabo 
go, morla maache er tok ache, khaabo 
naaki paanta bhaath knacha lanka DIYA;
amanker gram er taaza khabar ta 
shuncho ki, Puti palaiche Pacha r sathe, 
mandir e jaai kori ki koreya liche BIYA.'

MURALI: 'Chora shrot toh thaailo, 
aathero bachor hoite paar, asiche 
joyaar, taai achri porilo prem er DHEU;
eki aar aamanker yug er prem kahini, ek 
ee college e porti bote, kintu 180 din laagi 
gela sudhu tumake kohite, 'I Love YOU'.'

MADHABI: 'Nana premik premika 
r nana prem er nana ROOP; 
kothao jwale mombaati, 
kothao jwale DHOOP.
Kakhano barsha, kakhano 
kaalbaisakhi, aaro ache 
kato truti BICHYUTI;
dupur er daabdaho r por, aase godhuli, 
prem jano mridu bataash o rangeen 
megh, se ak adbhut ANUBHUTI.'"- Arindam Sain

JAATI DHARMA VARNA NIRBISESHE SABAAI BHANGBE OI SWAIRACHARI R AHANKAAR !!!

"Saamnei kintu MAHARAN;
taai ei janasadharan er JAAGARAN.
Bangaali Janata jano ekhan 
ek ekti aahato BAAGH;
taai duskriti raa bolche, 'khaise janata 
je maarte aaise, bhaag jaldi BHAAG.'
Janasadharan aar 
kato maar KHAABE;
ebar ulte barong jekhanei ektu 
sujog paabe, guchiye KYALAABE.
Duskriti ra je bhasha bojhe, seyi 
bhasha tei bujhiye deowa BHAALO;
tobei toh ghuche jaabe andhokaar, 
jwolbe chaturdike asha r AALO.
Herey jaabaar bhoy, ekta bisesh 
samprodaay ke dicche USKAANI;
ekta saangbidhaanik padh e theke 
ki kore ei mantabya korlo ki JAANI.
Aar Police er ekhan jaa abostha, ora 
thaka o jaa, aar naa thaka o TAA;
taai sarbatra cholche duskriti der 
douraatyo ebong ARAAJOKOTAA.
Janata jato ee uthche JEGE;
swairachari shashak jacche REGE. 
Mere eet, kheyeche PAATKEL;
peye bhoy, firlo bujhi AAKKEL.
Duskriti der 'Humki' r jawaab debe 
ei janasadharan er HUNKAAR;
jaati dharma varna nirbiseshe sabaai 
bhangbe oi swairachari r AHANKAAR."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 96 RUNS TO LIFT THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 ON 08.03.2026 !!!

"Jab bhi 2026 ki ish ICC T20 Final 
match ki baatein hogi AKSAR;
jikr zaroor hogi ki Finn, Glenn aur 
Daryl ka wicket liya tha AXAR.
Many people said that it carries a 
bad luck for India when they play 
in the Narendra Modi STADIUM; 
Napoleon Bonaparte never believed 
in luck, rather you create your own 
luck if your performance is OPTIMUM.
On 08.03.2026, India 
did lose the TOSS;
but, Sanju once again 
dominated like the real BOSS.
Abhishek was surely 
enjoying the joy RIDE;
but did a blunder by trying 
to hit a ball which was WIDE.
James Neesham really silenced 
the Indian spectators by taking 
3 wickets in a single OVER;
on the other hand, Shivam Dube 
proved once again, that when it 
matters, he knows how to DELIVER. 
In just 8 balls, Shivam scored 26;
to win the match, NZ had to score 256.
Suryakumar Yadav has 
scored only a big ZERO; 
but, his strategic moves by shuffling 
the bowlers, makes him a HERO.
Ishan Kishan at the boundary 
line was just OUTSTANDING; 
the three catches taken by him really 
boosted his teammates in FIELDING.
Varun felt the heat as it was 
a harsh bowling day for HIM;
but, he did his job by hunting 
the dangerous Kiwi batter, TIM.
Oh ! Hang on, the cake 
must have a perfect ICING;
With 15/4, that's 'Boom Boom Bumrah', 
as if Jasprit was BOMBARDING.
India thrashed New Zealand by 
defending their score by 96;
to lift the ICC T20 
World Cup of 2026.
the Indian Cricket team 
repeated the history of 2024;
'Jai Hind', this is New India, this is 
how the Royal Indian Tigers ROAR."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY JUST 7 RUNS AGAINST ENGLAND TO REACH THE FINAL OF ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 05.03.2026, the Mumbai pitch 
was an excellent batting SURFACE;
and Sanju fully utilised the 
English bowlers' PACE.
After Abhishek's departure, 
Ishan contributed 39; 
and the Indian wicket 
keeper raced to 89.
Nowadays, Suryakumar 
is losing its SPARK; 
we can hardly see him scoring 
by hitting the ball out of the PARK.
Shivam got run out due 
to Hardik who scored 27;
at least, India managed to put 
up a challenging score of 253/7.
England was struggling 
as so many wickets FELL;
but, still, it didn't turn out to be an one 
sided game, as there came BETHELL.
Will Jacks gave the necessary support 
with his important knock of 35;
it was the shrewd and speedy throw by 
Hardik, which hunted Jacob at his 105.
But, you have to give credit to 
Bumrah and Arshdeep SINGH;
they smartly varied their line and length, 
as for bowlers, the pitch had NOTHING.
India just won by 7 RUNS;
be careful, NZ has big GUNS.
Against the Proteas, the Kiwi 
batter batted like an ALIEN;
in just 33 balls, 100 runs 
got scored by Finn ALLEN.
Unlike MSD, this SKY does not go 
for the kill, and somehow cools down 
the attacks with a relaxed ATTITUDE;
don't underestimate your competitor 
team, play aggressive cricket, as your 
enemies can also climb any ALTITUDE."- Arindam Sain

KATOGULO SHAITAN KE MAARTE HOLE, TOMAR MATO SHAITAN EE AMADER DARKAAR !!!

"TANTRIK: 'Eso bhoy kiser, 
ghar toh pooro ANDHAKAAR; 
katogulo shaitan ke maarte 
hole, tomar mato shaitan 
aatma ee amader DARKAAR.'

AATMA: 'Amake kintu posh 
manano khub ee SHAKTO; 
haan ekmatro upaaye ache, jodi 
tumi dite paaro onek RAKTO.'

TANTRIK: 'Kintu shudhu 
shaitan gulo r ee 
rakto tumi PAABE;
ekmatro amavasya raat er 
mantra ee jaani, jaana nei onyo 
samay aanbo tomake KIBHABE.'

AATMA: 'Saabdhan e bhai, ami 
kintu tomar shorir e dhuke 
giye o maarte paari MAANUSH;
takhan kintu keyu biswas korbena, 
je, bhool mantra r jonno, ekta aatma 
dhukechilo, chilona kono HNUSH.'

TANTRIK: 'Tahole kintu khelbona, 
arrey khub jor tumi dite 
paaro kono ABHISAAP; 
ami ee mantra pore tomake 
aanbo, abaar amar shorir e dhuke, 
amake diyei kano korabe kono PAAP.'

AATMA: 'Oh tumi tahole Hero hote 
chaaona, tahole kono Special Task 
Force er Police er shorir e DHUKBO;
aar graftaar korbar por sahar er 
baaire r kono jungle e niye giye 
bhalo kore bullet THUKBO. '"- Arindam Sain

HEY SAKHI, ETO LAAGIYECHO RANG, JANO SEJECHI AMI KONO SAUNG !!!

"MURALI: 'Ektu elaichi, 
ektu LAUNG,
ektu nyakami, 
ektu DHANG;
hey sakhi, eto 
laagiyecho RANG,
jano sejechi 
ami kono SAUNG.'

MADHABI: 'E rang sudhu 
rang noy go SAKHA;
prem koribaar torei toh 
tomar amaar DEKHA.
ei prem chirantan, ei prem janam 
janmantar er, jato durei thaako, 
ei aatma taanbei tomar aatma 
ke, jaabe naa ko ROKHA;
ei ek e opor er proti agaadh 
bhalobasha kobhu jano naa 
jaaye furiye, sudhu ei tuku ee ek 
e opor er proti prarisruti RAKHA.'

MURALI: 'Prem emon hobe, 
jaar jonne laagbe pipaasa, 
roibe KHUDAARTO;
kintu abar parokkhonei pele 
cholbena bhoy, je jodi ei prem 
kahini hoye jaaye BYARTHO.
Prem takhan ee madhur jakhan 
oi prem e ki korchi, kano korchi, 
bojha jaabena taar kono ARTHO;
Prem er byapar e keyu thakbe pokkhe, 
keyu thakbe bipokkhe, tobu amader ei 
prem thakbe ekdom NISWAARTHO.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST WEST INDIES TO REACH THE SEMI FINAL OF ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"At Eden Gardens, 
in the initial PHASE;
they missed the catch which could 
have dismissed Roston CHASE.
As it is a batting pitch, the bowlers 
didn't have too much SCOPE;
but Varun Chakravarthy bowled 
out the dangerous Shai HOPE.
It was indeed a fantastic catch 
taken by the Indian SKIPPER;
to dismiss the Caribbean batter in 

the WI innings as the highest SCORER.

Bumrah silently 
hunted SHIMRON;
Rutherford gave an 
easy catch to SAMSON.
Shimron is at the boundary 
line, so, don't you DARE;
to dismiss Tilak, what an excellent 
climbing catch by HETMYER.
'Sanju' Baba of Indian Cricket team 
changed the game like 'MUNNABHAI';
his knock of 97 runs shattered all 
hopes of West Indies skipper 'SHAI'.
BCCI must learn that you 
cannot keep talented 
players in bench for LONG;
given a chance, they can utilise 
any opportunity to prove that 
they are really so STRONG.
On 1st March 2026, India marched 
to the semi final after a victory by 
5 wickets against WEST INDIES;
the war is not over yet, India must give 
more effort in the semi final, as we all 
know, how strong the England team IS."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED ZIMBABWE BY 72 RUNS IN ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 ON 26.02.2026 !!!

"After the defeat against the Proteas, 

we saw the return of Sanju SAMSON;

not only that, after several failures, 

Abhishek Sharma scored half a TON.

The Indian skipper led from the 

front with the highest strike RATE;

Tilak and Hardik proved in the last 

5 overs, that it is never too LATE.

Brian could have been 

out, but kicked the BALL;

a good football skill he 

has indeed after ALL.

Axar did his job well along with Varun as 

both finished at 1/35 in their quota of 4;

Arshdeep not only hunted Raza, but 

also improved the figure to 3/24.

Zimbabwe has come a long 

way to become a good squad, 

if we compare 'Now' with 'THEN';

Brian Bennett only got some support 

from Sikandar Raza, otherwise, he 

fought alone only with his knock of 97.

On 26.02.2026, India defended 256;

by restricting Zimbabwe to 184/6."- Arindam Sain

JALDI SE HO JAAYE KOI KAAM, TABHI TOH AAYEGI PRAGATI !!!

"Joh hain AAJ;
ussi pe thik rakho MIJAAJ.
Samay barbaad na kare yeh 
soch ke, ki kya hoga KAAL;
ek saal purani ho ke chali 
jayegi aur ayegi ek naya SAAL.
Khargosh soh gaya tha 
kuch pal ke liye, kyon ki 
nachdik hee thi GANTABYA;
dheere hee sahi lekin ruka naa 
kahi pe, isiliye jeetne ke baad 
Kachua ne kiya kuch MANTABYA.
'Arrey kaise haar gaya bhai, 
dekho bhai KHARGOSH; 
jyada haalke mein le liya humko, 
yehi hain tumhara DOSH'.
Toh yehi milti hain shikh, ki 
ekdum rukna nahi hain, dheere 
hee sahi, lekin chalte RAHO;
ekdum chup bhi nahi rahena hain 
maayush hoke, agar samadhan 
chahiye, toh samasya ko KAHO.
Aab joh khargosh shaatir 
hain, woh toh nahi SOYEGA; 
tab kya karega bechara 
Kachua, woh haar JAAYEGA. 
Isiliye ish zamaane mein, 
badhaani chahiye kaam ki GATI;
jaldi se ho jaaye koi kaam, 
tabhi toh aayegi PRAGATI."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY JUST 17 RUNS AGAINST NETHERLANDS IN THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"Again Abhishek Sharma 
went for a DUCK;
this time also don't say 
that it is a bad LUCK.
Indian batters were struggling, 
maybe they underestimated the 
Netherlands team too MUCH;
but one must not forget that they 
are experts in counterattacking in 
any game, as they are 'DUTCH'.
Shivam Dube did a speedy 
batting to score 66;
Tilak, Suryakumar and Hardik also 
contributed well to finish at 193/6.
The Indian fielding on 18th February 
2026 was not upto the MARK;
but, Varun Chakravarthy hunted 
down 3 batters like a hungry SHARK.
India won by just 17 runs, but 
before the clash of 'Super 8';
make sure to practice hard, so that 
the Indian fielding becomes TIGHT."- Arindam Sain

AMADER TOH ORA KAAJ DIYE BOLTO, 'PAISA O JAMON PAABE, ABHIGGYOTA O BAARBE !!!

"Shramik bote, chaash jogyo jomi 
naai, taai hoyi naai CHAASHA;
noon aante paanta furoye, 
nei je oto PAISA.
Ki desi ki bideshi, somrash bhalo 
laage ne ko, khete baro BICCHIRI;
tobe haan guru, ei dakho kaan 
e gnoja royeche ektI BIRI.
Kaaj er fnaake diyi 
boiki ektu SUKHTAAN;
juriye jaaye boiki 
ei parishrami PRAAN.
Dhumpaan o madyapaan duto ee 
kintu swasthya r pokkhe KHOTIKAR;
je sarkar ee aasuk, factory kintu chaalu 
thaake boss, sudhu baariye daye KAR.
Besi garib khaaye DESI;
aar besi dhani khaaye BIDESHI.
Madhyabitto raa ee bhalo bujhle kina,
ei sab e korena besi faaltu KHARCHA;
tobe haan, jomiye baithaki adda 
howa chaai, aar khaowa chaai CHA.
Jamon lok e bole je 
hoyona besi MATAAL; 
shorir er pokkhe eta o thik, 
je hoyona besi CHAATAL.
Se ki re, gym e jacchish 
naaki re PACHA;
oh ei bekaar bhaata ta gym e 
diye korchish bujhi shorir CHARCHA.
Ki jaani baba, amader toh ora 
kaaj diye bolto, 'Paisa o jamon 
paabe, abhiggyota o BAARBE';
erokom bosiye bosiye bhaata pele toh 
era kono kaaj ee shikhbena, ulte eder 
ke pangu baniye CHAARBE."- Arindam Sain

EI RAJYE SASTA E PAAOWA JAAYE BHALO BHALO SHIKKITO BEKAAR !!!

"Besh ektu esechilo 

ghum, hotath ek khokha 

chechiye bolle, 'BADAAAM';

ghum galo bhenge, taai 

seyi khokha ke jigges korlum, 

'ek packet er kato DAAM' ?

Taa se khokha bolle, 'tomar ghum 

ta bujhi bhangiye dilum go KAKA, 

taah ei ek packet badaam er 

daam maatro paanch TAAKA.'

Ami ek packet kinei nilum, train er 

compartment o motamuti FNAAKA;

train je jayega diye jacchilo, seta 

kintu khub ee kukhyaato ELAAKA.

Jaayega taa r naam 

hocche BELDANGA;

ekhaane lokjon er kaaj hocche 

sarkari jinispatra ke BHAANGA.

Ami seyi khokha ke jigges korlum, 

'Ekhaane hoy kano eto TAANDAB ?'

uttar e se bolle, 

'era ashikkito je SAB;

sudhu Beldanga kano, 

Rejinagar elaaka taa o TAAI;

eto ashikkito jekhaane, sekhane 

aalo r kono asha NAAI.

Ami uccha madhyamik obdi science 

niye porechi, tobu hawker ee kori, 

ekta chotto dokaan o CHAALAI; 

amar didi graduation koreche, SSC 

parikkha o diyeche, kintu ekhano 

bekaar, ekhan shikche kaapar SELAAI.'

Mon e mon e bhablum, duskriti 

der biruddhe kono karrha aayeeni 

byabostha nayena ei SARKAR;

aar odike shikkito der o chaakri 

dayena, ei rajye sasta e paowa 

jaaye bhalo bhalo shikkito BEKAAR."- Arindam Sain

JEEVAN JE PRAGATISHIL, AASBEI KONO NA KONO PARIVARTAN !!!

"Keyu upolobdhi kore 
nijaswo ek BHUVAN;
keyu upobhog kore 
nijer baas BHAVAN.
Keyu paaye MANN,
toh keyu paaye DHAN;
ei sab niyei 
toh JEEVAN,
marichika noy, gore 
othe boiki TAPOVAN.
Jeevan je pragatishil, aasbei 
kono na kono PARIVARTAN,
taai naa rakha ee bhalo 
kono dhanuk bhaanga PAN;
koro na otirikto kharcha, 
abaar hoyona KRIPAN,
bhaarsamyo bojaaye thaak, 
jaate kora jaaye PRATYAVARTAN.
Keyu ee roibe na ei 
jagat e CHIRANTAN,
taai jato ee 
paao NIMANTRAN,
baa kono prakaar 
er AMANTRAN,
ekta ee mantra, nijeke 
karo NIYANTRAN."- Arindam Sain

AASOL BHALOBASHA JE BIKOY NA KONO HAAT E BAZAARE !!!

"Bhaabuk hoye bose 
achi GANGAPAARE,
bhulte paarchi koi, jhagra kore o 
aaj khub mon e porche je TAARE,
ache je lukiye 
ei HRIDMAJHAARE,
aasol bhalobasha je bikoye 
na kono haat e BAZAARE.
Nei beshi ARTHA,
nei kono SWAARTHA,
taai ki aami prem e habo BYARTHA,
naam amar PARTHA.
Kaliyug er prem bhai, mistota
nei, sudhu ee dhaani LANKA,
lokjon ki bolbe, ki bhabbe, mon 
er moddhe se ek AASHANKA,
bhoy pele kintu prem kora 
hobena, hobe sudhu LABADANKA,
amar hriday churi koreche je 
ramani, taar naam PRIYANKA.
Hoyeche bibaad, taai ektu biraho 
bedana royeche ei HRIDOY,
opekkha e aachi, kakhan abaar 
hobe notun SURJYODOY,
nije theke phone korbo, jodi aaro 
rege jaaye, royeche mon e BHOY,
ringtone baajche, o phone korche, call 
ta dhori, or raag komeche mon e HOY."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 61 RUNS AGAINST PAKISTAN IN THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"On 15th February 2026, 

the war started on 

the spinning SURFACE;
Abhishek failed to score 

a single run as Salman 

gave him no room or SPACE.
Ishan Kishan fully 
dominated the SHOW;
after his departure, Indian 
batting became SLOW.
Saim rocked with his 
bowling figure of 3/25;
India finished their 
innings at 175.
Hardik scored 
not a single RUN;
but got rid of Farhan, 
really, what the FUN.
No matter how the pitch is, never 
rule out Bumrah out of the GAME;
Jasprit knows how to take some 
wickets and how to TAME.
Due to Axar, the batter 
Babar did not SURVIVE; 
clean bowled out and he 
could only score a FIVE.
It was an easy stump out by ISHAN;
to dismiss the dangerous USMAN.
Varun bagged two 

wickets and Kuldeep 

also contributed with 1/14;

India dominated the entire 

match at Colombo by bowling 

out Pakistan at 114."- Arindam Sain

KONO CHAAP NEI, MAGAJ DHOLAI KORA HOYE GACHE, CHUPCHAP BANAO PEETHE-PULI !!!

"Tomra dekhecho 
'Bhaanga PAA',
ebaar dakho
'SIR Ga Ma PA';
Jwal nei, othocho 
ache NALKOOP,
mugdho hoye jaao 
dekhe bibhinno ROOP.
Biswa Bank theke dicche WRIN,
apnara sudhu haath pete NIN;
aabir o misti pathiye deoa hobe, ki 

mazaa taaina, taak dhina dhin DHIN,
ekhanei sesh noy, 20 taaka r pouch 
o ache, sudhu vote ta thikmoto DIN.
Taaka jakhan ghus diyecho, joma 
diye daao khaali parikkha r KHAATA;
arrey Disco Dancer er mato naachun 
ektu, 500 taaka bereche je BHAATA.
Jakhan takhan jekhane sekhane 
choltei paare ektu adhtu GULI;
kono chaap nei, magaj dholai kora hoye 
gache, chupchap banao PEETHE-PULI." - Arindam Sain

AAJ JEKHANE HOY SURJYAASTO, THIK SEKHAANEI TOH KAAL HOY SURJYODOY !!!

"Aasbe joyaar, 
aasbe BNHAATA,
golap phool e o 
je thaake KNAATA;
korte janjaal saaf, 
chaai je JNHAATA,
raakhte shorir sustho, 
khaao roj sajne DNAATA.
Tahole ki artho daaralo, je 
shorir jodi thaake SUSTHO,
mon takhan sadharanoto thaake 
shaktopokto, hoyna ASUSTHO;
Pariskaar o parichonno thakle tobei 
gore uthbe ekta sustho PARIBESH;
nije thekei korbo janjaal saaf, opekkha 
e thakbona, je, keyu debe AADESH.
Ebaar bojha jaak je jeevan 
yuddha bole KAAKE;
moumachi raa kaaj korei jaaye, jato 
ee bipad aasuk naa kano oi MOUCHAKE.
Pneepre gulo kintu thik raasta khuje 
baar kore, jaayena oto sahaj e DOMEY;
guti guti paaye ekta nirdisto path diye 
thik cholche taara, nei taara THEMEY.
Maanush kintu ei sab er 
theke nayena kono SHIKKA;
sustho sabal maanush ke o dekhi icche 
kore raasta e dariye chaiche BHIKKA.
Kono kaaj ee choto noy ba baro 
noy, sab kaaj ee SAMAAN; 
sudhu ei samaaj kono kaaj ke daye 
samman, kono kaaj ke kore ASAMMAN.
Keyu keyu daye karmokshetre 

pariseva, sudhu ee artho 

uparjon er JONNYO;

keyu keyu bhagaban er proti agaadh 
bhakti ache bole, kore maanush er 
seva, nijeke mon e kore DHONNYO.
Kichu maanush abaar 
baar baar haarlei, taar mon 
e chole aase HOTASHAA;
kintu seyi maanush gulo ekbaar o 
bhabena je jatobaar sambhab, tatobaar 
ee jaal bone ekta MAAKORSHA.
Maanush majhemoddhei prakriti r 
niyam ke bhoole jaaye BODHOY;
aaj jekhane hoye Surjyaasto, thik 
sekhane ei toh kaal hoy SURJYODOY."- Arindam Sain

EKTU EKTU KORE ONEK KHEYECHO BEESH; EBAAR AMRITO KHABAAR PAALA, ESECHE 2026 !!!

"Ektu ektu kore onek 
kheyecho BEESH;
ebaar amrito khabaar 
paala, eseche 2026.
Jato ee karo alochona 
baa CHITKAAR;
jaar galo taar galo, keyu 
bojhena taar HAHAKAAR.
Chole jaaye kato niriho praan, 
rajneeti taa ee toh aasol VIRUS;
tobu o bojhena, ki bichitra 
ei jaati, hey SELUKUS.
Ektu jhaal, ektu 
misti, ektu tak TAK;
Noti Binodini r uttarsuri raa kore 
boiki besh bhalo ee NAATAK.
Keyu bolche ei ghumiye 
pora chitto ke JAGAAO; 
keyu bolche votebank kome jaabe, 
taai uskaani diye jhaamela LAGAAO.
Baaire r rajye giye maar khacche 
kichu parijaayi SHRAMIK;
rashtrabirodhi katha bole, taai khacche 
maar, thik ee ache, uchit shikka DIK.
Jaara 'Jana Gana Mana' ba 'Vande 
Mataram' ke dayena SAMMAN;
sujog pelei taader peeth taa ke 
dhaak dhol bhebe baajiye JAAN.
Vaccine jakhan beriyeyi 
gache, dite khoti KI;
sab virus ekhano moreni, 
kichu roye gache BAAKI.
Patan hok ei atyachaari 
r ahetuk AHANKAAR;
ebar bidaaye nik, 
aar nei DARKAAR."- Arindam Sain