INJACHI !!!

"PURUSHOTTAM: 'You are also 
here to buy the female robot, 
that's really STRANGE;
are you dissatisfied with 
your better half or what, that 
you are looking for a CHANGE'.

PARASHURAM: 'Actually, 
through IVF also, my wife 
has failed to CONCIEVE;
But, here, this 'INJACHI' robot 
can reproduce babies, by using my 
sperm, I can get a baby, I BELIEVE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'My case 
is completely DIFFERENT;
my wife is living with her new younger 
lover at his house on monthly RENT.
As the judges abide by some 
obsolete laws, the Indian 
Judiciary system is still BLIND;
as adultery is not a crime, you 
never know which married woman 
is doing what at your BEHIND.
So, I decided to become a single 
father with the help of a female 
robot's reproductive SYSTEM;
looking at the murder cases and false 
domestic violence cases, this will be the 
new normal, each such robot is a GEM.'
 
PRAKASH: 'Oh, you both are in my 
chamber today, I heard your last 
statement, yes, you are RIGHT;
also it is true in this modern age 
romance, that, it is always out of 
mind, when your lover is out of SIGHT.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'Why these female 
robots are named as 'INJACHI' MODEL;
I will buy that slim one, how much 
money you will take for it to SELL ?'

PRAKASH: 'These female robots 
are made by India, China and 
Japan with joint COLLABORATION;
in this era where the majority of women 
have become poisonous snakes, these 
female robots created a SENSATION.
These 'INJACHI' robots can give birth 
to human babies, through normal SEX;
after falling in love with any of these 
female robots, you will forget your EX.
You select your female robot, talk 
with her in a romantic TONE;
when that beautiful robot starts talking 
to you, you will never feel ALONE.
The female robot skin is made in China, 
and India did emotional quotient and 
artificial intelligence PROGRAMMING;
Japan created the entire internal human 
type body parts inside this robot, more 
advanced 'INJACHI' robots are COMING.'
The price of each 'INJACHI' 
female robots are 
just Rs.99,999/-; 
there is a warranty of 5 years, and 
believe me, for the next 20 years, 
these female robots will be FINE.'

PARASHURAM: 'Well, I think my wife 
will get a new robot friend and also 
a baby in near future in our HOUSE;
this female robot also has 
feelings, she will love me too 
anytime as a second SPOUSE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'I will not tell 
anyone that she has a female 
robot, we will live TOGETHER;
whether my wife gives me divorce or 
not, it hardly matters, this robot is my 
girlfriend, I will live happily with HER.'"- Arindam Sain