Friday, October 30, 2020

RR BEAT KXIP BY 7 WICKETS ON 30.10.2020 !!!

"Archer aimed it and just 
by 1 run, a ton got missed 
by the 'Universe BOSS'; 
and by 7 wickets against 
RR on 30.10.2020, KXIP 
had to accept the LOSS. 
RR dropped his 
catches TWICE; 
KXIP made 185, as those dropped 
catches had its own respective PRICE. 
Today, KXIP bowlers 
looked TOOTHLESS; 
all the top order batsmen of 
RR did well in their BUSINESS. 
Robin had a steady 30; 
Stokes went for a speedy 50. 
Samson got run out 
at 48, as that call looked 
quite shaky and SILLY; 
Smith and Butler gave no chance 
to KXIP to come back and chased 
down the remaining runs EASILY."- Arindam Sain

FRANCE MAY TAKE SOME TIPS FROM CHINA AS HOW THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAS KEPT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL IN 'XINJIANG' PROVINCE !!!

"Are the terrorists trying 
to enter Europe to create 
chaos, through FRANCE; 
all the European nations 
are hereby requested to unite, 
don't give them another CHANCE. 
If terrorists are becoming too active 
in France, then surely, some illegal 
financial transactions are taking PLACE; 
somehow, France administration 
has remained quite liberal to 
provide them some safe SPACE. 
Why France will always be a 
victim of terrorism, France is not 
a weak nation and to the entire world, 
the France Government must CONVINCE; 
France may take some tips from 
China as how the Chinese Government 
has kept everything under control 
in 'Xinjiang' PROVINCE."- Arindam Sain

DUTO KORE BACCHA NEOWAA UCHIT EBAARE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Corona r mahamaari teh, 
sudhu amader desheyi morechey 
ontoto ek lakh er o BESHI; 
ekhan sabdikeyi jaa bhyajaal aar 
vaayudushan, ki jaani, amader por er 
prajanmo r kota lok perote paarbe AASI.'

BABOOL: 'Kaalkeyi aami TV r kon ekta 
channel e dekhchilum, Bhanu Bandopadhyay 
obhineeto 'Aasite aasiyo NAA'; 
sattyi ee khub kastokaar, buro hoye gale, 
oi thurhthurhey buro hoye, oi aasi obdi 
jaowaar kono maaneyi HOYNAA.'

BABLAA: 'Tobe amaar mat e, je sab 
parivaar e, ei Corona r jonnyo hoyeche 
mrityu, sekhaane kora uchit ekta prayaas, 
jaate hoye janasankhya BRIDDHI; 
jaara gachey swarga teh, nik abaar taara 
punarjanma, ontoto duto notun atithi eley, 
bhabhisyat e, oi parivaar gulo teh 
nischoi aasbe sukh o SAMRIDDHI.'

BALA: 'Sahar er onek meye raa ee ekhan 
bhalo ee cigarette fokey aar kore madyopaan, 
kaajeyi sahar er dikey onek khetreyi maa ee 
hote paarchena, abaar holeyo seyi 'IVF' er 
dwaara hoyto ekta kore berocche, taao 
se onek kasto aar opekkha KORE; 
eta kintu thik, je proti taa baarite ontoto 
duto kore baccha darkaar, noiley oi 
ekla santaan er opor onek chaap 
pore jaaye paroborti kaal e, 
tobe graam er dikey, duto kore baccha 
neowaa uchit EBAARE.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, October 29, 2020

IF I OPEN A 'RECURRING DEPOSIT' ACCOUNT OF Rs. 1000/- PER MONTH FOR 10 YEARS, I HAVE A GUARANTEED MONEY WITH INTEREST, MAYBE, MY CAPITAL MAY NOT DOUBLE !!!

"INSURANCE AGENT: 'Just buy 
one mediclaim INSURANCE; 
you will surely 
feel the DIFFERENCE. 
Our premium price is 
quite low and our settlement 
system is very FAST; 
look at the ranking chart, we are leading 
in the market, even we have done so 
well in the recent PAST.'

COMMON MAN: 'Oh ! You marketing guys 
will do the marketing like that only, but, 
recently, one of my friends got admitted 
in a hospital as a PATIENT; 
his mediclaim insurance company has 
not given him even 50% of the total 
medical expenses, then, what was the 
use of any such premium PAYMENT. 
Is there any guarantee that I will fall 
seriously ill, if yes, then, there is 
'Ayushman Bharat Yojana' scheme for 
we such poor middle class people 
without any such TROUBLE; 
say, for Mediclaim, I have to pay Rs. 12,000/- 
per year, but, if I open a 'Recurring Deposit' 
account of Rs.1000/- per month for 10 years, I 
have a guaranteed money with interest, maybe, 
my capital may not DOUBLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ONLY THOSE MNCs ARE LEADING, WHICH HAS MAXIMUM NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES WHO CAN THINK OUT OF THE BOX !!!

"PROJECT MANAGER: 'You have 
sent a new guy in our department 
who is quite INNOVATIVE; 
but, that guy also sometimes try to 
relate his fantasy world with reality, 
and in the long run, that may be NEGATIVE.'

HR MANAGER: 'What fun is there 
in real life, when you come out of 
your house to go to office, everywhere 
there is rat race, abusive words, 
collisions and air POLLUTION; 
then almost thrice a week, our boss 
calls us for 1 hour for a 'Business Meeting', 
where our boss keeps on giving lectures 
and scolding our colleagues, but, at the 
end of the day, there is no SOLUTION. 
The tune and trend of global business 
is changing, now, you cannot win the 
business market just like a FOX; 
only those MNCs are leading, which has 
maximum number of employees who 
can think out of the BOX.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK BEAT KKR BY 6 WICKETS ON 29.10.2020 !!!

"KKR openers started steadily 
against CSK on 29.10.2020, 
they didn't show any URGENCY; 
their focus was to stay 
at the wicket, they didn't play 
rash shots out of COMPLACENCY. 
A delivery of Karn went 
through Shubman's defense, 
and Sunil scored only 7; 
Lungi took two important wickets 
for CSK, but, for KKR, Nitish really 
played a classic innings of 87. 
Karthik's 21 off 10 
helped KKR to reach 172; 
for CSK, Ruturaj alone 
dominated the game with his 72; 
Varun missed an easy chance, but, 
bowled well again with a figure of 20/2. 
Pat dismissed Ruturaj to come 
back into the match, but, alas, 
Ferguson gave a free HIT; 
CSK won by 6 wickets as Ravindra 
got the chance to open up and 
his knock became SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

PYAR TOH TABHI SANGEET HOTI HAIN, JAB APNI ZINDAGI KO AAP BANAALO SARGAM !!!

"Pyar toh tabhi sangeet hoti hain, 
jab apni zindagi ko aap banaalo SARGAM; 
kisiko kya khabar, ke kab kahaan kaise, 
uparwala karwaade aap ka SANGAM; 
baash aagey badhte rahiye aur zindagi 
ka mazaa lijiye, chahe khushi ho ya GAM. 
Geerna, fishalna, yeh sab toh hoti hee RAHEGI; 
tabhi toh itni majedaar hain yeh ZINDAGI. 
Ekbaar koi jung kya haar gaye, 
wahi par ruk mat jaana GURU; 
kyon ki wahi pe hee tumko shikh milegi, ki 
aagle jung ki taiyaari kaise karna hain SHURU. 
Kabhi kabhi kharab gendbaaz bhi bade 
bade ballebaaz o ko de deta hain DHOKHA; 
karo intezaar barkhurdaar ek bhi kharab 
gend kaa, aur maar do chauka ya CHAKKA. 
Ish duniya ka koi 
bhi darwaaza hamesha 
ke liye nahi raheti hain KHULI; 
doosra darwaaza kholne ke liye, 
jwalayiye apni dimaag ki batti, 
woh dimaag nahi raheni chahiye KHAALI; 
tabhi toh hoga 'Naya Bharat' ka 
nirmaan, tabhi toh veeran registhan 
mein bhi aayegi HARIYAALI."- Arindam Sain

ANYTIME, YOU CAN VISIT OUR KUNGDOM, IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!

"In between several hills, 
there lies our King's PALACE; 
anytime, you can visit our Kingdom, 
it is a very beautiful PLACE. 
Though small, but, still, our 
Kingdom has an AIRPORT; 
don't forget to bring 
VISA and PASSPORT. 
Majority of the people of 
our Kingdom follows BUDDHISM; 
we also do love and respect the 
major business earned through TOURISM. 
Like other neighbouring 
Kingdoms, we also 
hate 'Chinese COMMUNISM'; 
we believe in peace, equality, 
prosperity, happiness and 
supportive SOCIALISM. 
If your mind needs a full romantic 
as well as aesthetic FREEDOM; 
then, at least, once in your lifetime, 
you must visit our KINGDOM."- Arindam Sain

KATTO AASILA JHARHJHAAPTA, KATTO AASILA BADHAA; SAB PAAR KORI TUI AASILI MOR KAACHE, TUI EE MOR AASOL RADHA !!!

"Katto aasila jharhjhaapta, 
katto aasila BADHAA; 
sab paar kori tu aasili mor 
kaache, tui ee mor aasol RADHA. 
Ei Mandir e, hamaader biyaa 
koraaite raaji hoyechen PUJAARI; 
ei Kenduli nodi r upaar e, tor Sardar Baba 
nischoi shuru kore diyechey khojakhuji JAARI. 
Chokh er kon e jal kaney re 
botey, nischoi tuhaar maa r 
katha porishe MONE; 
aarrey seyo tu r mato ee ekjun naari, 
se tur hriday r katha, hriday r byatha, 
aarro bhalo bhujey o JAANE. 
Oi nodi periye jodi choley aasey tor baap 
er goonda lokjon, bosh biyaa r mandap e, 
samay haath e beshi NAAIRE; 
biya koriya, ooh hamaar bondhu Tilua r 
Taxi teh haamraa choley jaabo, ekhaan 
thikey durey, onek DUREY."- Arindam Sain

WE HAVE ALREADY KEPT A BAG FULLY PACKED UP WITH CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES TO START THE JOURNEY AS THE NEXT UPCOMING TRANSFER ORDER STANDS !!!

"OFFICER: 'Due to the pandemic 
situation, the recovery rate of PNPA 
and NPA accounts are quite LOW; 
and while going for loan recovery, 
we have also felt that the business 
growth is really SLOW. 
Now, as the loan recovery 
remains below the TARGET; 
many a times, our bosses tell us to immediately 
book a ticket of 'Indigo' or 'SPICEJET'. 
Either we may be transferred to 
any remote areas of North-Eastern 
India or at Andaman & Nicobar ISLANDS; 
so, we have already kept a bag fully packed up 
with clothes and accessories to start the journey 
as the next upcoming transfer order STANDS.'

UNION LEADER: 'If you get posted in North-
Eastern India, you can get a posting nearer to 
your house after 2 years and also as per your 
branch location, you may get 'Hill ALLOWANCE'; 
no one will dare to tell you to sit in the office 
for long hours after sunset, as majority of 
its areas are disturbed areas and it is 
under Indian Army's strict VIGILANCE. 
Capitalize the posting 
to have a tour of different 
beautiful places of the 
states of seven SISTERS; 
even you can easily make some good 
friends of your age, as in North-East India, 
there are so many sweet, friendly 
and beautiful YOUNGSTERS. 
If you go to Andaman and Nicobar Islands, 
then, with the help of your ID Card and special permissions, you can tour at any part of that region without any FEAR; 
Singapore, Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur are quite 
nearer from Port Blair, so you can utilize some
extra holidays linked 2nd or 4th weekends of 
every month of the YEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, October 28, 2020

EI CHAAND E, EKTAAI MAATRO SHOPPING MALL, 'MOON MALL' !!!

"BANALATA: 'Beshi bokaboki ekdum 
korbe naa toh, aami je product taa 
select korbo, setaai FINAL.'

SUBIMAL: 'Kano bokbo naa suni, tumi kintu 
proti weekend e, ei 'Moon Mall' e esey, 
khub ee khorcha korcho AAJKAAL.'

HASIBUL: 'Suhanallah ! onekdin por 
ei chaand e, kaan e elo BANGLA; 
ki aar bolbo moshaai, praaye bhulteyi 
choley chilaam aar ki, bangla katha BOLA. 
Ekhaane toh mashaai 
sabaai praaye ekkebaare BIDESHI; 
aapni Kolkata r holeyo, bangaali toh, bangla toh 
amader o maatribhasha, aami BANGLADESHI. 
Apnaar chobi aami 'Moon Daily' 
newspaper e dekhechi, aapni toh 
bikkhyaato neurosurgeon, Dr. Subimal SEN; 
amaar abaar ektu Physics er proti beshi 
bhalobasha, ami 'Titan University' r 
Physics professor, Dr. Hasibul HOSSAIN. 
Apnaar Mrs. toh dekhchi khub ee raagi, 
bhalo ee kore BOKABOKI; 
amaar begum o jakhan regey jaaye, 
ami o baarite besh bhoy teyi THAAKI.'

SUBIMAL: 'Aar bolen kano, amaar baari 
toh noy, jano Dolby Digital Cinema Hall, 
saradin korche GAMGAM; 
tobe or khitkhitey mejaaj holeyo, ghar er 
lakkhi bote, pooro andarmahal oi 
saamlaaye, bhalo ee kore PORISHRAM. 
Ei Chaand e, ektaai maatro 
shopping mall, 'Moon MALL'; 
satyi ee, ekhaane proti weekend e, 
katorakam maanush er naamey DHAL. 
Aapni ki ekhane eklaa esechen NAAKI; 
koi apnaake toh keyu korchena BOKABOKI !'

HASIBUL: 'Oi hocche amaar begum, 
Amina, amaar hriday r RANI; 
tobe Bangladeshi noy, 
ekdum khaati khaandaani IRANI. 
Oi Irani bhasha bujhte osubidhe hoyna, 
jehetu ei chaand er 'translator device' er 
saamne onnyo bhasha e katha bolle, oi 
device taa bangla e kore daaye TRANSLATE; 
ekdum khola aakaash dekhte paaina, jehetu 
'Moon City' r opor taa ekdum swaccha kaanch 
diye ghera, aar sattyi ee daarun unnato 
ekhaankaar online connection, 'LUNARNET''.

SUBIMAL: 'Jaai bolun mashai, ei 
chaand e kintu kono rajneeti neyi, 
kono jaati, dharmo, barno r 
bhedabhed o neyi EKKEBAARE; 
amaader sobaar 'MoonCard' e, amader 
porichay, 'Humans', tarpor hoy 'Male', 
'Female' baa 'Transgender', besh sab 
somaan hoye galo EBAARE.'

HASIBUL: 'ISRO ekta notun 'Speed Spacecraft' 
pathiyeche chaand e, ekhaankaar 'LunarLane' 
raajdhani theke 'New Delhi' jetey ekhan 
maatro baaro ghonta LAAGEY; 
jaaben toh cholun oi Spacecraft e, 
eksaatheyi jaaowa jaabe amader family 
niye, tobe ticket ketey raakhte hobe, 
ontoto teen maash AAGEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 5 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 28.10.2020 !!!

"Oh ! Boy ! For how many times 
by Jasprit actually, Virat got HUNTED; 
Devdutt batted well and such a 
knock of 74, RCB badly WANTED. 
In 164, Josh contributed as per 
his capability to score 33; 
Jasprit led the MI bowling 
unit with a figure of 14/3. 
MI won by 5 wickets 
on 28.10.2020,
with 5 balls to SPARE; 
as with an unbeaten 79, Suryakumar 
even succeeded against Chahal and 
Shiraj in the WARFARE."- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI, LAKKHI PUJO R DIN, NILIMA R BAARITE TRIPTI KORE KHETEY PAARBO KINA CHOLA R DAAL AAR LUCHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei Durga Pujo e, onek 
ultopalta kheye bhai, amaar 
hoye gache ARUCHI; 
bhabchi lakkhi pujo r din, 
Nilima r baarite, tripti kore khetey 
paarbo kinaa chola r daal aar LUCHI.'

BABOOL: 'Baah ! sedin tui tor premika r 
baaritey giye korbi prasad BHOJAN; 
Nilima r maa nischoi korbe 
besh durdaanto AAYOJAN'.

BABLAA: 'Nilima der baari r pechone r 
baagaan er pukur ghaat e, bhaalo ee 
laagbe oi lakkhi purnima r RAATEY; 
Nilima tor kaandhe maatha diye 
gaaibe ekti rabindrasangeet, dujon er 
haath thaakbe dujon er HAATHEY.'

BALA: 'Amra toh tor ee bondhu, taai tor 
mato ee dustu, jhop e jhaar e lukiye, oi 
ekbaar ee toder premleela dekhechi, tobe 
biye taa pichiye tui bhalo ee KORECHISH; 
ek e toh mahamaari, taar opor purohit gulo 
kato ki dosh goon baar korbe, amraa oisab 
maanina, tobe maanteyi hobe, jeh ei saal 
taa sattyiee BEESHBEESH.'"- Arindam Sain

REALLY, WHAT A GREAT GAME, IBA HAS PLAYED !!!

"During the meetings on 'Mergers and 
Acquisitions', it was agreed that the 
'Bipartite Settlement' will not be DELAYED; 
but, now, we are only witnessing talks 
after talks only with no solution, really, 
what a great game, IBA has PLAYED. 
Since 2017, why the PSU Bankers 
are still NEGLECTED; 
why so many important 
demands, the IBA has REJECTED ? 
For 3 long years, the arrears 
as per the 'Bipartite Settlement' 
is pending, but, still, the IBA will 
ask, 'Why there is such an URGENCY'; 
if the Indian economy is slowly coming back to 
the right track, then it is due to the PSU Bankers 
who gave services to the customers even during '
'Covid-19' lockdown EMERGENCY."- Arindam Sain

TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME ONLY, THE INTEREST WAIVER SCHEME ON LOANS IS ACCEPTABLE !!!

"To a certain period of 
time only, the interest waiver 
scheme on loans is ACCEPTABLE; 
but, extending it for so many days 
will definitely make the PSU 
Banking sector UNSTABLE. 
Even profitable PSU Banks 
of previous quarters have been 
put under the real litmus TEST; 
on the other hand, indirectly, 
as per competitive rankings, for 
private banks, this period is BEST. 
If PSU Banks cannot charge 
interest on loans for increasing 
its net profitability, then why should 
the PSU Banks will LEND; 
big depositors are breaking 
their fixed deposits and going to private 
banks as the interest rate at PSU Banks 
are at a decreasing TREND."- Arindam Sain

JAKHAN PUJOR KENAAKATA R BAZAAR E PROCHUR BHEERH CHILO, TAKHAN EE HOYE GACHE BESHI GOLMAAL !!!

"DAKTAAR: 'Abaar baarche SANKRAMAN; 
virus ebaar korche firti AAKRAMAN. 
Kato bhalo bhalo daktaar ke aamraa 
ei mahaamaari teh HARAALAAM; 
tobu ki aamra sadhaaran maanush ke 
thikbhaabey sachetan korte PAARLAAM !'

POLICE: 'Sab aangul ee ki aar 
samaan hoy, sab jaayega ee ki 
aar kaaj hoy misti KATHAYE; 
abostha bujhe jothajotho 
byabostha neowaa hoy boiki, 
nitaanto ee prayojon hoy JETHAAYE. 
Jehetu onek club karmokortaa der theke 
onek sahojogita peyechi aamra, taai 
Durga Pujo r oi chaar din e, tobu o 
onektaa deowaa gaachey SAMAAL; 
samasya hoyechey thik oi Durga Pujo r du teen 
saptaaho aagey thekey, jakhan pujo r kenaakata
r bazaar e prochur bheerh chilo, takhan ee 
hoye gache beshi GOLMAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

AMI TOH KATOBAAR EE OKEY KAAMRECHI, KINTU OR PROTIRODH KHAMOTA JE DAARUN !!!

"MALARIA R MOSHA: 'Ki re, kamon 
achish, oi dyaakh moshaari r ek 
koney royechey CNHERHA; 
je byaata suye aachey oi
bichaana teh, taar paratuto 
daak naam holo NYARHA. 
Kaal khub korechilo nijer haath diye 
amaake maara r chesta, kintu ami 
baar baar urrey gechi thik TAALEY; 
aaj oi moshaari r bhetorhey dhukey, 
etto kaamraabo okey, je byata r malaria 
hobeyi hobe, por er din SAKAALEY.'

DENGUE R MOSHA: 'Ami toh 
katobaar ee okey kaamrechi, 
kintu or protirodh 
khamota je DAARUN; 
sunechi besh bhaalo football khele, aar 
roj paantha bhaath er saathe khaaye teen 
te piyaaz, duto kaancha lanka, aar bhalo 
ee khaaye aloo bhaatey aar NOOON. 
Tobe khub saabdhaan, 
ghum er ghorey o kintu 
or haath paa bhaalo ee CHOLEY; 
bechey firish jano, eituku ee subhokaamona 
roilo, aastey aastey oi moshaari r bhetorh 
dhukey porh TAAHOLEY.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

AAHA RE ! PAA TAA EKKEBAARE GACHE FULEY; MAMA RAA JEYI NAA PEYECHE SUJOG, PITIYECHE EKKEBAARE PRAANKHULEY !!!

"KHOKHON: 'Accha boudi, Khagen Daa koi, 
aaj bikeley club e khelte elo naa 'CYARRAM'; 
jwar twar hoyni toh, 
asha kori, hoyni kono BYARAM.'

KAKALI: 'Aar bolo naa baapu, 
e lok taake niye ami aar PAARINA; 
kothay je ki 
kore KAANDOKHARKHAANA; 
kato kore bollum, je otogulo 
lok bisarjan ditey jacche, 
kothay police dhorbe 
tomaake, taai JEYONAA; 
ei Corona kaal e, koreche ora niyambhanga, 
bojaaye raakheni durattwobidhi, police 
diyeche bedum thyangaani, ekhan 
tomaar dada dhoreche BICHAANA.'

KHOKHON: 'Aha re ! bechara 
Khagen Daa, ei Kesto, aaye aaye, 
ektu Khagen daa ke dekhey AASI; 
ghar e ektu probesh kora jaabe boudi, sajyasaayi 
Khagen Daa ke ektu dekhbo, aasoley amraa 
je Khagen Daa ke khub ee BHALOBAASI.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Aaye Kesto aar Khokhon, 
bou er katha taa jodi SUNTAAM; 
taahole ki aar bisarjan e giye 
erokom maar KHETAAM.'

KESTO: 'Aaha re ! paa taa 
ekkebaare gache FULEY; 
mama raa jeyi naa peyechey sujog, 
pitiyechey ekkebaare PRAANKHULEY.'

KHAGEN DAA: 'Accha, toder duto ke emni 
amaar baaritey aaste bolley, byata raa 
aaste chaashna, taai toh BOLI; 
jeyi naa khabor taa kaane gachey, 
omni Khagen Daa r kaata ghaa e 
nooon chetateh choley ELI.'

KAKALI: 'Aa maran, 
tobu toh ei duto 
chokhra tomaake dekhte ELO; 
ami chaa kore aanchi, tomraa 
tatokkhone tomader Khagen Daa r 
saathe katha BALO.'"- Arindam Sain

SRH THRASHED DC BY 88 RUNS ON 27.10.2020 !!!

"If David's knock of 66 was 
exquisite and EXPLOSIVE; 
then Wriddhiman's fabulous innings 
of 87 was elegant and AGGRESSIVE. 
Along with Kane on the 
other end, Manish with his 
44 looked quite CONFIDENT; 
on 27.10.2020, the DC bowlers could 
have focused on pace variations to 
avoid such a bad TREATMENT. 
The winning target for DC was a huge 220, 
but, in the third ball of the 2nd innings itself, 
the wicket of Shikhar FALLS; 
DC had to accept a humiliating 
defeat of 88 runs as it was a sad 
story of only rapid DOWNFALLS. 
Rashid will spin 
the ball everytime 
is a MISCONCEPTION; 
7/3 was his career best bowling figure in this 
match as he has also learned to bowl straight 
to do the desired DECEPTION."- Arindam Sain

Monday, October 26, 2020

KXIP WON AGAINST KKR BY 8 WICKETS ON 26.10.2020 !!!

"It looked like as if on the Dussehra Day on 
26.10.2020, Rana may have not seen the exact 
standing position of Gayle before HITTING; 
Shami's wicket taking swinging deliveries were 
just world class, and once again, in the initial 
stages, KKR displayed some poor BATTING. 
But, due to some aggressive batting by 
Gill and especially Morgan, in the 
first 6 overs, KKR scored 54; 
after the dismissal of Morgan, the wickets of 
KKR fell at quick succession, though, they still 
made 149/9, due to Ferguson's speedy 24. 
Rahul fell early, but, Mandeep kept on 
milking the ball well along with a very 
dominant 'Universe Boss', Chris GAYLE; 
and KXIP cruised towards victory 
by 8 wickets by scripting a very 
easy run chasing TALE. 
What should be the ideal combination 
of KKR team, regarding that, the KKR 
management officials are still having 
their respective confused MIND; 
but, look at the KXIP's performance led 
by KL Rahul, as it gradually entered 
intthe top 4 qualifiers list by coming 
back from way BEHIND."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, October 25, 2020

NOUKA E NANDODULAAL; AAR NONIGOPAL !!!

"NANDODULAAL: 'Noni, pooro 
dui bachor maairi, sattyi ee, tui 
kintu onekdin por, nijer 
graam e ghurtey ELI; 
kamon laagche bol, ei nouka e suye suye, 
oi raat er akaash taa ke dekhte, 
toder Kolkata sahar e toh sunechi 
haaowa teh o naaki prochur DHULOBAALI.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Kolkata theke 
Dubai pathaalo 
office THEKE; 
dui bachor Bharat e o firtey daayeni, aasole, 
sab nathipatro je oi Company r HR Manager 
der kaacheyi jomaa THAAKE.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Morubhumi r desh e 
gachilo shasya shyamala desh er NONI; 
taaka je prochur rojgaar korte hobe, 
jehetu royeche sethaay tel er KHONI. 
Ami seyi ek ee rakam ee 
roilum, roj dekhi maach 
dhoraa pore JAAL E; 
dheerey dheerey bhesey choley 
amaar nouka roj sandhya e, 
ei chotto khaal er shaanto JAL E.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Graam er raat er 
akaash sattyi ee ki 
poriskaar re NANDO; 
ei jyotsna raat e, jonaaki pokaa r 
timtim aalo, jhijhi pokaa r daak e o 
ache ek adbhut CHHANDO; 
jwaljwal korche taara 
gulo, sattyi ee ei prakritik 
rup noy toh MANDO; 
tui bodhoy prakriti keyi 
beshi bhalobaasish, taai tor ei 
peshaa taai bodhoy beshi PACHANDO.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Prakriti ee toh 
aasol BHAGABAAN; 
othocho taakeyi aamra kori abohela, 
taakeyi diyi na kono bhalobaasa ba SAMMAN. 
Ei Corona virus er jonnyo 
jaara galo MAARA; 
taarai je hoyechey oi 
raat er aakaash er TAARA. 
Jano oi taara gulo roz 
boley amaaye muchki HESEY; 
saabdhaan e theko bhaaya, oi Coronasur 
er maranfaand e jano jeyo naa FESEY.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Orrey Nando, tor 
nouka je bhesey bhesey choleyi 
esechey Sundarban er core area r DIKEY; 
ekta gongaano mridu garjan jano 
shunlaam, nischoi ei sundari gaach er 
bon er moddhe kono baagh THAAKE.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Baagh noy 
re, BAAGHINI; 
amraa dujon dujon keyi 
besh bhaalo koreyi CHINI. 
Amader ekhaankaar 
forest officer, Shankar Babu, 
ee or naam rekhechilo SIULI; 
ekdin amaar nouka r saamnasaamni 
esechilo boiki, or dikey bonduk taak koreyi 
chilaam, kintu o chupchaap daariye roilo 
boley, aami aar chaalaini ghumparani GULI. 
Kichukkhon shikaari r mato 
bonduk er dikey taakiye ee ROILO; 
pet ektu folaa folaa LAAGCHILO; 
bodhoy baccha DHORECHILO; 
sudhumaatro taai jonnyo ee hoyto 
ektu bipad dekhe pichiye GALO.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Nouko taa ebaar 
graam er dikey ghoraa bhai, 
jetey chaai naa baagh er PETEY; 
ei Sundarban er baagh 
abaar bhalo saantaar o 
kaat teh jaane BOTEY.'

NANDODULAAL: 'Arrey, Shankar Babu r 
theke sab khabor niyechi ami, Siuli r 
pet ekhan fuley dhol BOIKI; 
hoyto ei saptaaho r sesh er dikeyi, Siuli r 
chaanapona pet theke beriye porbe, setaa 
aar ei jungle er lokeder jaante neyi BAAKI. 
Aamaar nouka e achey rifle, bullet, 
kathaari aar durbeen, dyakh ei durbeen 
taa diye, Siuli oi teen teh sundari gaach er 
maajhe kaada maati teh korche AARAAM; 
ami teen din aageyo dekhechi okey, 
ekey jyotsna raat, taar opor or pet 
royeche folaa, taai toh okey ei niye 
ami teen baar saamnasaamni DEKHLAAM.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Orrey, eta Sundarban er 
baaghini, oi dyaakh, ebaar uthey 
dicchey paayechaari, kaan kharha kore 
sab sunchey, thik peyeche AOWAAZ; 
ebaar nouka taratari baayite shuru kor 
graam er dikey, bhoy o laagchey, tobe 
ananda o hocche maairi, tui kintu amaake 
naa boley ekta daarun abhiggyota koraali AAJ. 

NANDODULAAL: 'Bonnyo boiki, 
kintu khub sundari o botey, ei baagh aar 
baaghini aachey boleyi kintu ekhano 
Sundarban taa teekey ACHEY; 
orrey emni emni ki aar odhikaangsho jharh 
Bangladesh e ghurey jaaye re, er pechone, 
amaader ei Bangabhoomi r Sundarban er gaach 
gulo r onek abodaan ROYECHEY.'"- Arindam Sain

'STOKES-STORM' WAS MORE DANGEROUS THAN 'HARDIK HURRICANE' AND RR BEAT MI BY 8 WICKETS ON 25.10.2020 !!!

"In almost all the 
matches, Jofra is 
always there to ROCK; 
to get rid of Ishan, he took 
the one handed stunning jumping 
catch and even bowled out de KOCK. 
When Gopal got the wicket 
of Suryakumar on 25.10.2020, 
the score of MI was 95; 
due to the 'Hardik Hurricane' 
of 60 runs in just 21 balls, the 
score of MI peaked to 195. 
Robin got foxed and the RR skipper 
got bowled out by PATTINSON; 
RR won the match easily by 
8 wickets as Ben scored a TON; 
and got an outstanding support of 54 runs 
at the other end by SAMSON."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 25.10.2020 !!!

"Santner bowled well on 25.10.2020, 
after coming back to the CSK SQUAD; 
for Sam, in his bowling spell of 19/3, 
the Virat's wicket was his best REWARD. 
RCB lost their chance to 
accelerate towards 160 runs 
or more, when de Villiers DEPARTED; 
Virat was also helpless as Deepak and 
Curran kept on taking wickets and at 
145 runs only, RCB got RESTRICTED. 
With so much ease against the 
RCB players in green jersey, 
CSK batsmen kept on BATTING; 
to win the match by 8 wickets and Ruturaj 
with his unbeaten knock of 65, just ruled like 
a great Chennai Super KING."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, October 24, 2020

KXIP BOWLERS DEFENDED THEIR SCORE BY 12 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 24.10.2020 !!!

"On 24.10.2020, KXIP 
surely felt Mayank's ABSENCE; 
lot of hardworks done, as it was not 
easy to send the ball to the boundary FENCE. 
Just when Chris tried to become WILDER; 
he got hunted down by HOLDER. 
Rashid was so economical 
and bowled out Rahul 
when he was at his 27; 
SRH bowlers tamed all the 
KXIP batsmen, except Nicholas whose 
major contribution resulted in a score of 126/7. 
Even after the dismissal of 
Warner and Bairstow, for SRH, 
this chase was indeed an easy TASK; 
but, why in between 100 to 114, 
6 wickets of SRH fell, the SRH 
players themselves need to ASK. 
Jordan took two 
quick wickets and even 
took some tough CATCHES; 
Arshdeep did the icing on the cake and KXIP 
won by 12 runs as it also turned out to be 
one of their thrilling MATCHES."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 59 RUNS AGAINST DC ON 24.10.2020 !!!

"From the start of the match 
on 24.10.2020, Rabada and 
Nortje went for the KILL; 
KKR was struggling at 42/3, 
but it was a valuable knock 
of 64 by SUNIL. 
The batting performance 
of Nitish was just 
a superb ONE; 
as he attacked almost all the 
DC bowlers in a fabulous manner 
to take just 53 balls to score 81. 
At 6 runs short of a double ton, 
KKR had to FINISH; 
as Marcus dismissed 
both Eoin and NITISH. 
For DC, the target of 195 was 
quite competitive, though, the 
pitch of Abu Dhabi was not so SLOW; 
but Pat took the wickets 
of Ajinkya and Shikhar 
to give DC, a big BLOW. 
Shreyas played well to score 47, 
but including him, even the 
other four recognized batsmen 
failed to SURVIVE; 
finally, KKR won by 59 runs, as 
on the 'Durgasthami Day', Varun 
was on fire with his splendid 
bowling spell of 20/5."- Arindam Sain

CORONA JE EKHANO BESH BHAYANKAR, TAAH TOH BESH SPASTO; NAA HOY EI EKTI BACHOR DURGA PUJO E, HOLO BANGAALI DER HRIDAY EKTU KASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Charidikey kamon jano 
ekta uskho khusko BHAABH; 
kothay jano seyi durga pujo r 
aamej er OBHAABH. 
Hethay sethay 
meghla AKAASH; 
chilo je aagey thekeyi 
nimnochaap er PURBABHAASH.'

BABOOL: 'Corona je ekhano besh 
bhayankar, taa toh besh SPASTO; 
naa hoy ei ekti bachor durga pujo e, 
holo baangali der hriday ektu KASTO. 
Ei lockdown er phal e, 
kato lok er ee galo KAAJ; 
odikey abaar bazaar je agnimulya, 
sasta je neyi aar saak sabji, aloo baa PIYAAZ.'

BABLA: 'Jodi Kolkata High Court 
onek aageyi dito raaye, 
taholey hoyto club gulo 
korto naa etogulo taaka KHORCHAA; 
pujo r bazaar o khub ekta hoyni tamon ei 
2020 saal e, bheerh hoyto prochur hoyeche 
dokaan gulo e, hoyeche sankraman o, kintu 
tulonaamulok kom ee hoyeche kenaa BECHAA.'

BALA: 'Ei lockdown er jonnyo, 
onek lok er ee komechey 
nityadin er UPAARJAN; 
ki anando korbe ei pujo e, ekhano je dukkher 
resh kaatiye otheni taara, jaara Corona virus 
er jonnyo haariyeche taader APANJAN. 
Kota lok 'Amphan' er traan pelo, ke jaane, 
tobe Pujo committee gulo kintu 
durga pujo korbaar jonnyo 
pelo ponchaash HAZAAR; 
oi taaka diye bhorpet khaabaar aar ekta kore 
notun bastra deowaa uchit seyi gariv lok gulo ke, 
jaader hoyto paisa ee neyi je ontoto korbe kichu 
chaal, daal aar sabji BAZAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, October 22, 2020

SRH WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 22.10.2020 !!!

"It was 22.10.2020 on the CALENDAR; 
against RR, it was 33/3 by HOLDER. 
Against SRH, Samson scored 
30 and Stokes scored 36; 
Parag and Archer helped 
RR to have 154/6. 
Archer bowled well 
and sent back SRH's 
powerful opening GUNS; 
but, still, SRH won by 8 wickets as 
with Shankar's supportive 52, 
Manish alone scored 83 RUNS."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, October 20, 2020

KHUB SAAVDHAAN, OI MANDAP ER BHEERH EI KINTU APNAAKEO AKRAMAN KORTEYI PAARE CORONASUR !!!

"Dekhte jaaben bujhi seyi 
mahaan devi ke, jaar haath e 
badh hoyechilo MAHISHASUR; 
khub saavdhaan, oi mandap er 
bheerh ei kintu apnaakeo 
akraman korteyi paare CORONASUR. 
Asonno nirbachan er jonnyo, 
cholbeyi vote bank rajneeti, 
onek baro baro katha bolbe 
boiki onek netri baa NETAA; 
sachetan apnaakeyi hotey hobe, 
aar ke boleche apnaake, je 
lockdown e etodin baaritey chilen boley, 
apnaar berey gache pratirodh KHAMOTA. 
Saamneyi aaschey seethkaal, 
Coronasur abaar aasbe firey 
jehetu oneker ee achey 
sardi kaashi r DHAAT; 
odhik sankraman hoyeche boiki, jehetu 
pujo r kenaakataa e bazaar gulo e holo 
eto bheerh, pujo r por abaar lockdown 
holey, daya kore korben na kono UTPAAT. 
2021 er March er 
dikey hoyto bazaar e 
choley aasbe Coronasur 
ke badh korbaar BEESH; 
taai, ei 2020 saal e, naa hoy, naai baa 
korlen pujo mandap e bheerh, police er 
saathe sahojogita korun, sudhu sudhu 
taader naam e korben naa NAALISH. 
Corona holey dekhchen toh 
ki hoy abostha, raasta e kukur 
chaagol er mato pore thaake MRITODEHO; 
emon ki parivaar er lokjon keyo anumati 
deowaa hoyna, je korbe taara niyam 
kore seshkrittyo baa DAAHO. 
Kotaa lok aar VIP mashaai, 
je peye jaabe bed aar 
ventilator khub TARATARI; 
emni teyi Bangabhoomi r haspaatal 
gulo bhorti ee nitey chaayena, jodi 
hoy ektu kichu BARABARI. 
Coronasur er 
akraman e jodi aapni 
hoye jaan KUPOKAAT; 
tahole apnaar sanchay r taaka ekdum komey 
jeteyi paare, jehetu kichu besarkari haspaatal 
e royeche kichu DAAKAAT."- Arindam Sain