Wednesday, June 28, 2023

ADALAT ER ADHIN E TADANTA HOCCHE !!!

"Bojhaa daaye, ke je 
kakhan khaabe DIGBAAJI;
Bangabhoomi rajye jakhan takhan, 
jekhane sekhane hocche BOMABAAJI.
Madhyabitto ghar er Bangaali ra 
kintu ekhano saut ache, oi neta 
baa netri gulo ee bejaaye PAAJI; 
dik e, dik e, ekhan boma banaao, 
kaash phool diye baalish baanao, 
bhaajo chop, beguni baa PIYAAJI.
2023 saal e, beje utheche 
Bangabhoomi rajye, panchayat 
nirbachan er DAMAAMA; 
Police er ekhan 'chhere de maa 
knede bnaachi' abostha, dik e dik e, 
uddhar korte hocche taaza BOMAA.
Pathiyeche bujhi onek 
bhalo bhalo AAM; 
taai bujhi goyenda ra 
nicche ektu BISHRAM.
Proti ta booth e jodi kendriya
vaahini ditey eto BHOY;
tahole parakkhobhabe eta kintu 
ek dharan er noitik PARAJOY. 
Kolkata High Court naa thaakle 
Bangaali sadharan maanush 
er ki je hoto DURABOSTHAA; 
prashashan ekdom nirbikaar, 
jano sadharan maanush er 
jeevan hoyeche SHASTHAA.
Vote er aage, 'Wheelchair - II' 
naatak taa naaki khub ee 
janopriyo hoyeche SHUNLAAM;
Adalat er adhin e, tadanta hocche, 
taai kono laabh neyi, jato ee paathaak 
kurta, pyajama aar AAM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 24, 2023

"99" CEILING CINEMA SCREEN HALLS FOR 3D MOVIES !!!

JOURNALIST: 'After passing out from 
IIM Joka, you opened up a startup 
business and the name of your 
startup company is "99"; 
it is the first company in India which 
has cinema halls with the ceiling 
screen and the ticket booking can be 
done only and only through ONLINE.'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
you don't need to stand in any ticket 
counter queue even in extreme HEAT; 
we have our own "99" app, just install 
it in your phone and through the online 
payment system, just book your SEAT.'

JOURNALIST: 'So, basically, you 
are doing the cashless BUSINESS; 
and due to digital mode, it is 
also totally PAPERLESS. 
There are no expenses on 
papers, so, it is a part of our 
global green REVOLUTION;
do you think that your startup 
business with some unique ideas, 
will surely bring some EVOLUTION ?'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
as the spectators will be lying on 
the bed, and watching the movie by 
looking up at the big 'Ceiling SCREEN'; 
only 99 beds (11 rows x 9 beds) and 
each ticket price is only Rs. 99, to enjoy 
only 3D movies, during the break, enjoy 
delicious foods at our "99" CANTEEN'."- Arindam Sain
 

OLDIEGOLDIE !!!

NONIGOPAL: 'We are going to start 
a production house which will 
cater something DIFFERENT; 
we will show you 
the old ones, not anything 
which are the latest or CURRENT.'

NANDOLAL: 'We will pull out some 
popular TV serials based on market 
survey reports and viewers RATING; 
to make those TV serials as a movie of 150 
minutes each in 3 volumes with a tight 
screenplay, we will do some EDITING.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Yes, that is actually the 
plan, for example, say, Ramanand 
Sagar's 'Ramayan' serial will come 
out as a three volume, CINEMA; 
not only in Hindi, even there may be 
the dubbed versions in Malayalam, 
Telugu, Kannada and Tamil in 
the TV Channel, 'MANORAMA'. 

NANDOLAL: 'Even the famous TV serials, 
like 'Mahabharata', 'Vikram aur Betaal', 
'Shaktiman', 'Chandrakanta' and 'Malgudi 
Days' are on our list at PRESENT; 
as old is always gold, so, we have named 
our production house as "OLDIEGOLDIE" to 
make you nostalgic to provide that charming 
childhood ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 17, 2023

DUSKRITI RA JATO BAARAABE AATANKA; VOTER RA TATO EE KOSTE DEBE KATHIN ANKA !!!

"Duskriti ra jato baaraabe AATANKA;
voter ra tato ee koste debe kathin ANKA; 
Nirbachan commission kano chaaiche
na kendriya vaahini, etei toh onek 
kichu hoye jacche SPASTO,
Supreme Court e case korbaar 
belaa e, ukeel er kharach er taaka thik 
beriye aase, aar DA ditei jato KASTO. 
Police er katha baad 
ee dilaam, ogulo thakle o jaa, 
aar naa thaakle o TAA;
barong duskriti raa seyi graam gulo e 
dhukte bhoy paaye, jekhane royeche 
sadharan maanush er moddhe EKATAA.
Santraas kore aar bhoy dekhiye hoyto 
aajker din e, sadharan maanush er 
theke kore nebe vote ADAAYE;
kintu jedin aayeen shrinkhala 
mene 
nirbachan taa hobe, sedin kintu ei 
durnitigrasto neta der ke nite hobe BIDAAYE.
Eta o thik je 2018 saal er aar 
2023 saal er paristhiti r moddhe 
royeche onek TOFAATH; 
ekjon biswasghatokota korle o 
kintu, onektai shaktishali 
hoyeche 'Baam' ebong 'HAATH'.
Odike ekdom nichu tala theke 
opor tala obdi eto taai hoyeche 
byapok churi aar DURNITI; 
jeh shashak shibir er rajneetibeed 
raa jato ee hoonkaar dik na kano, bhetor 
e, bhetor e, bhalo ee royeche BHEETI.
Onek jaayega e abaar, voter raa 
gorje uthche, ebong bolche, 'amader 
vote taa, noy je kaarur baba r SAMPATTI'; 
kono unnayan na holey, din er por din 
abahelito holey, sei sab sadharan maanush 
raa toh ekdin korbei bikkhobh aar APOTTI.
2021 saal er por, Bangabhoomi r 
gerua shibir er abaar kamon jano 
ekta gaa chhara BHAAB; 
beno jwal dhukte diye ki kelenkaari 
taa ee naa korechilo era, jodi o nichu 
tala e bhaalo netaa netri r nei ABHAAB.
Kendriya gerua shibir chupchaap bojhaar 
chesta korche, jeh, Bangabhoomi r 
sadharan maanush e raa ki CHAAYE; 
jodi oi maasik bhaata tei taara 
khusi, taate kendriya gerua shibir 
er ee baa ki aase JAAYE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

A BOOK IS A BOOK INDEED, IT REFLECTS SO MANY THINGS WITH ITS SOBER PRESENCE, AND IT IS ALWAYS A BEAUTIFUL GIFT !!!

"READER: 'You have 
been writing since the 
year of 2007, but, you 
wrote your first poem 
on 20th June 2016; 
and the poem based on our 
conversation today on 14th June 2023 
will be your 2000th poem in 'www.poemswrittenbyarindamsain.blogspot.com' 
website, what a journey for you it has BEEN.'

BLOGGER: 'The Rotomac company 
pen once came out with the 
'likhte likhte love 
ho jaaye' TAGLINE'; 
it is applicable for me, as I kept on 
writing and writing as my optimistic 
mind kept on saying, 'after a sunset, 
there is always a SUNSHINE'.'

READER: 'Your first poem was 
about the bank accounts and 
the AADHAAR LINK; 
I have kept the printout of your first 
poem, and I will read it out now, really, you 
must never stop to innovate and THINK.' 


Here I read your first poem: 

"You are having black money with 
no PAN Card and not paying the 
actual amount of Income TAX!
How come the Income Tax 
Department of the Indian 
Government will let you to RELAX !
From now on, AADHAAR Card 
Number has to be linked mandatorily 
with your Bank Accounts, HONEY;
to have a detailed tracking 
and vigilance on your 
Black MONEY."-Arindam Sain


BLOGGER: 'Thanks a lot for 
reminding me about my first 
poem, but, I could only publish 
only 2016 and 2017 EDITION; 
due to time constraints, but, surely, I have 
a plan to publish all of them, through a 
Chennai based press, which has branded 
themselves as a team full of 'NOTION'.

READER: 'Till the year of 2021, 
your writings were in digital formats 
only in 'Kindle' under AMAZON; 
suddenly, you decided to publish some 
of your writings as books, in your mind, 
what was actually going ON !' 

BLOGGER: 'I still believe, that as 
a reader, no matter how much you 
go digital regarding any e-book, your 
mind and soul will never SHIFT; 
a book is a book indeed, it reflects 
so many things with its sober 
presence, and it is always 
a beautiful GIFT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF A CHEAPER BSNL SIM CARD CAN REACH EACH AND EVERY VILLAGER OF INDIA, THEN, IT WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS !!!

"15 years back, in 2008, 
when we used to go inside 
the core area of any FOREST; 
a mobile phone with 
BSNL connection 
was the BEST. 
Be it Airtel or Hutch or Reliance 
or Tata Docomo, there was 
no tower ACCESSIBILITY; 
but, as we had a BSNL connection, we 
used to get the tower access in the forest, 
BSNL surely had that much CAPABILITY. 
BSNL became the 
victim of the then 
Congress GOVERNMENT; 
as their motive was to help some 
businessmen to enter into the telecom 
sector by making some AMENDMENT. 
The owner of a private company 
surely knew the tactics of 'mobile 
handset market PENETRATION'; 
but, now, their service is becoming 
poor and the price rate is becoming 
high to do maximum profit GENERATION. 
The current BJP Government 
has understood that the monopoly 
in the telecom sector is indirectly 
hampering the 'Digital India' MISSION; 
so, bringing back BSNL at a cheaper 
price in the telecom sector with the 
Indian Government's support will 
help India to fulfill the VISION. 
Be it Airtel, Jio or Vi, the old 
problems of 'Call Drop' and 'Poor 
Connection' are becoming the cause 
of customer DISSATISFACTION; 
in this scenario, if BSNL 
succeeds in creating the 
old brand image, then it will 
surely get a positive REACTION. 
We want BSNL to offer the 
cheapest price and provide 
good remote ACCESS; 
if a cheaper BSNL Sim Card can reach 
each and every villager of India, then it 
will be a huge SUCCESS."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 10, 2023

PASCHIMBANGA TEH SESHMESH BANGAALI R SANKHYA EE NAA KOME JAAYE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei rajya ta Bharat er 
modhhe ache bote, kintu ekhane
niyam kanoon ekdom ALAADA; 
chaakri baa karmasansthan 
er jonnyo onyo 
rajye jaao DADA. 
Beshi 'chaakri chaai, chaakri chaai' 
korte jeyona, maajhraate campus er 
bhetor e, oi civic volunteer der diyei, 
pitiye kore debo THAANDA; 
baari r mahila der ke 500 taaka maasik 
haath khorcha dicchi, tomra bike niye 
berole 500 taaka r case dicchi, kono kaaj 
korte hobena, sudhu dharo JHAANDA.'

BABOOL: 'Kintu dal ei je lege 
gache grihayuddha, 'Pisipanthi' 
banaam 'BHAIPOPANTHI'; 
ontoto sab Comrade der ke 
sabsamay samman diye 
eseche jekono BAAMPANTHI. 
Je sob netaa ra ei baampanthi 
der biruddhe larhaai korlo, 
taader kei dicche 
pechon dike THELE; 
aar jaar rajnoitik obhigyyota nei, jato 
durnitigrasto lokeder ke kaaje laagiye, 
je, dal taa r barota bajaalo, ekhan kina 
chhori ghoracche seyi badmaash CHELE.'

BABLA: 'Ki je panchayat vote 
hobe ki jaani, manonayan er 
din ei hoye galo KHOON; 
Rajanikanth er ekta Hindi 
cinema r katha mon e pore 
galo, naam 'Andha KANOON'. 
Kendriya Vaahini naa aanle, 
vote karmi ra jodi duty teh 
naa jaaye, tahole kaader 
ke diye koraabe VOTE; 
odike Murshidabad er aar ek 'Mir Zafar' 
er jonno, gerua shibir ee ekmaatro 
bikalpo shakti, jehetu mukh thubre 
poreche Baam aar Congress er JOT.'

BALA: 'Vote toh onyo rajye o 
hoy, emon ki Bihar, Jharkhand e 
o vote hoy kato SHANTIPURNA; 
aar Paschimbanga teh kono maa 
er kol khaali naa holey jano, nirbachan 
prakriya taa roye jaaye ASAMPURNA. 
Ei Bangaali jaati r kobe aar chokh khulbe 
jaani na, peeth toh deowaal e theke ee 
gache, sadharan maanush parivartan 
korte chaile o, ekhan ekdom ASOHAAYE; 
kono kaaj nei ekhaane, taai onyo rajye 
sabai kaaj korte chole jacche, 
Paschimbanga teh seshmesh Bangaali 
r sankhya ee naa kome JAAYE.'"- Arindam Sain

IT TASTES AWESOME, AS OUT OF EXCITEMENT, YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD EXPERIMENT !!!

"Throughout the world, 
among all the fruits, 
Mango is the KING;
if you are not eating mangoes in 
the Summer season, then you are 
surely missing out on SOMETHING. 
'Miyazaki', 'Chakapat', 'Red Palmer' 
and 'Red Ivory' mangoes are not only 
costly but as a gift, it is also PRECIOUS.
but for the Bengali community, the 'Honey 
Dew', 'Katimon' and 'Himsagar' mangoes 
are quite affordable and DELICIOUS. 
Never mind, whether 
you are young or OLD,
you will always enjoy the taste of the 
ice cream, 'Amul Alphonso Mango GOLD'.
Pour 'Amul Lassi 
Mango' in a GLASS;
then add some amount of this ice 
cream to enrich its taste and CLASS. 
It tastes awesome, as 
out of EXCITEMENT, 
you have done a 
good EXPERIMENT.
The brand image of 'Amul' and the 'Amul 
Girl' is also very popular in the WEST,
'Amul', 'Amul', keep on rocking, and this 
brand is still the BEST."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 8, 2023

CHAL SABAI MILEY, ELECTRIC OFFICE ER MAIN GATE E LAAGIYE DEBO TAALA !!!

"GRAAMBAASI: 'Haan re electric office 
er engineer, garam kaal e, amader 
graam e current thake na kano RE; 
ei, ke kothay achish, lathi baa gaach er daal 
jaa paabi niye aaye, ei saala ke baandh 
ei gaach e, aar maar laaga besh KORE.'

ENGINEER: 'Na na, amake 
apnaara chere DIN; 
apnaara barong sabai 
inverter kine NIN.'

GRAAMBAASI: 'Inverter kena r paisa 
ki tor baap debe re MUKHPORA; 
hiseb kore dekhechish, din er por din, kato 
ta electricity bill baariye diechish TORA.'

ENGINEER: 'O baba go, laagche, oto jor 
e maarben naa, amake thengiye ki HOBE; 
amader office er baro babu 
ke naalish janaan TOBE.'

GRAAMBAASI: 'Ekdom thik 
boleche, chal sabai miley, 
electric office er main gate 
e laagiye debo TAALA; 
jatokkhon na current aasbe, kaauke baari 
jete debona, etodin onek atyachaar 
sahyo korechi, ebaar sadharan maanush 
er badla nebaar PAALA.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

AAB TOH LADDOO KHAAO, BAHUT HUA AASHIQUI !!!

"MUNNA: 'Chai pe 
kam hai CHINI,
par bilkul rasgulla 
ho tum, MINI.'

MINI: 'Bilkul hira hai tu MUNNA,
aur main hoon PANNA;
ho jaao mere 'Rajesh KHANNA',
kabhi baano 'Kishore', kabhi 'MANNA'.'

MUNNA: 'Tu hai filmy, tu hai NADAAN,
phir bhi chuna ke bina, kaise rahe PAAN;
tere liye hee sahi, gaayenge hum GAANA,
nayak nahi, hum hai ek dildaar DEEWANA.'

MINI: 'Shaadi kar lete hai, 
der kish baat KI; 
aab toh laddoo khaao, 
bahut hua AASHIQUI'"- Arindam Sain


Tuesday, June 6, 2023

OUR LOVE MUST BE EVERGREEN !!!

"GIRL: 'Thinking for a WHILE,
why did I go an extra MILE,
is it because of your killer SMILE,
or is it because you are so AGILE.

BOY: 'The decision is SMALL,
but, your heart has taken the CALL,
so, enjoy bathing in the WATERFALL,
as it is a romantic ambience after ALL.

GIRL: 'I want to see the UNSEEN,
our love must be EVERGREEN,
no one can ever come in BETWEEN,
you are my King, and I am your QUEEN.'

BOY: 'When fallen in love, why RETHINK,
march ahead, you should not SHRINK,
regard it as a divine LINK,
though, it may sail or SINK.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 4, 2023

EE PRITHIBI TEH, JATO EE KOMIBE BRIKKHO, TATO EE BAARIBE GARAM, BAARIBE PRAAKRITIK DURJOG, ABAAR HOITE O PAARE DURBHIKKO !!!

"Kutha geli tu, 
ore o 'BARSHA', 
ee garam e, tui ee 
toh ikmatro BHARSHA;
choli aaye ikkebare, 
ikdom JHAMJHAMIE,
de khaal, bil, pukur 
gula e jwal JOMIE. 
Roddur er tez 
je CHARAM; 
bohiche halka, bejaaye 
poriche GARAM. 
Koribo ki 
kaaj KAAM; 
galgal kori je 
jhori jaaye GHAAM. 
Mejhe teh paatchi 
maadur, eto taai garam 
khaat er BICHAANA; 
sudhu maanush kano, ei garam e 
kaahil posha murgi, goru, baachur, 
chaagal aar chaagal CHHAANA. 
Kichuta dokhne baatash 
paai bote, jehetu amader ghar 
ta royiche ekta nadi r PAAR E; 
raasta baro korti giya, 
kaati diche bote onekgula 
gaach, raasta r dui DHAAR E. 
Chotobela e, kohito bote amader 
taamuk knhura, je, ee prithibi teh, 
jato ee komibe BRIKKHO; 
tato ee baaribe garam, baaribe 
praakritik durjog, abaar hoite 
o paare DURBHIKKO."- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 2, 2023

MAANUSH EE KINTU DAAYI, TAI GARAM BAARCHE DIN KE DIN !!!

"Kaaparh paro HAALKA; 
boiche je HALKA;
knaacha peyaara je DNAASHA
besh, tobe khaao tumi SHASHA.
Bodle felo beshi jwal 
na khaowa r SWBHAAB,
aar noile khuje dyakho, 
paao kina kochi DAAB; 
khaile o khaite 
paaro paanta BHAAT,
bhalo ghum hobe, 
din hok ba RAAT. 
Maach er jhol noy, 
khao tnetul er TAK,
ei garam e, naai ba 
korle beshi BAKBAK;
Chaatu r sarbat kintu 
pet ke kore SHITAL,
kheye rakha bhalo noon 
chini meshano JWAL.
Baaire berole, songe 
jano thaake CHAATA,
khub kore khaao 
tok doi baa RAITA;
ei garam e, beshi 
kheyona murgi r DEEM,
barong begoon bhaja e, 
mishiye daao NEEM. 
Pet korbe garhbarh, 
khele beshi JHALMURI,
jwal e bhijiye ee 
khaao barong MURI;
Maanush ee kintu daayi, tai 
garam baarche din ke DIN,
gaach lagao chaturdike, noile 
jeevan yatra hoye jaabe KATHIN."-Arindam Sain