JODI O SHANTO EKHAN NANDIGRAM, SINGUR, DARJEELING O LALGARH; TOBU O JAA PORISTHITI, EI RAJYE KHUB EE DORKAAR EKTA GERUA JHARH !!!

"Jodi o shanto ekhan Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
tobu o ekhan jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH. 
Nandigram baa Singur e na holo bhalo kore 
chaashbaaash, na holo bhalo kore SHILPO; 
paribartan er naam e katogulo shilanyash 
hoyeyi roilo, baaki taa rupkatha r GALPO; 
odikey rajyer sarkaari karmachari ra 
dinraat khetey cholechey, kintu taao 
maharghya bhaata roye gachey ALPO; 
parikkha r por parikkha hoy, tairi hoy kato 
panel, kato stay order, taai onyo rajye giye 
kaaj koraa ee hocchey ekmaatro BIKALPO. 
Nijer saara jiban er sanchay r taaka e baa 
wrin niye jomi kinechen, nijer ekti swapner 
baari tairi korben bujhi EKHAANEY; 
aagey sthaniyo club e taaka din, jaar thekey 
eet, baali, cement nitey bolbo, taar thekeyi 
neben, noile aasben naa aar edik PAANEY. 
Gram er maanush toh murkho ashikkito, ki 
aar bojhe, mojey thaake football khela 
aar nanarakam er melaa r GAANEY. 
Saare chaar bachor dekhaa dilaam naa, thik 
vote er aagey gram er boka maanush der theke 
je vote adaaye kora jaaye, seta taara JAANEY. 
Bihar aar Odisha te o toh royechey 
ancholik dal er PRASHASHAN; 
sekhaane eto unnati hocche, othocho 
ekhane sudhu ee sunchi BHASHAN. 
Kendriya Sarkaar er swasthya bimaa, 
'Ayushmaan Bharat' er laabh pelo na 
ekmaatro ei rajyer ee garib janata, taai 
taara regey achey BHISHAN; 
Rajya Sarkaari prakalpey ghar tairi koraar 
taaka paaowa jaabena, jodi naa kichu taaka 
khaowano hoye taader ke, etaa o 
ekdharan er abhinaba TOSHAN. 
Ki shikkhak, ki police, taader toh ei rajye 
neyi aar kono maan samman, 
sadharan maanush er KAACHEY. 
Er jonney prashashan ee daayi, taai toh 
chaatrochaatri baa duskriti raa nityadin 
kukarma kore beracchey, taader jaa ICCHEY. 
Ei dharan er paribartan ee ki amra 
cheyechilaam, emni emni ee ki 
eto bekaar lokjon onyo rajye 
kaaj er khoj e JACCHEY. 
Sab kichu suney, sab kichu jeney o, kichu 
lok reyeyi jaaye Gandhaari r mato, aar 
garbo kore boley, 'Ekjon er anuprerona e, 
ei rajya daarun EGOCCHEY.' 
Jodi o shanto Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
kintu tobu o jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH."- Arindam Sain

INC WITH 3, CPI(M) WITH 4, TMC WITH 20, BJP WITH 15; ARE JUST ONLINE SURVEY RESULTS; REAL RESULTS WILL BE DECLARED ON 23RD MAY 2019 !!!

"In the Lok Sabha Election of 2019, 
in Bangabhoomi, TMC may win the seats 
of Jalpaiguri, Raiganj, Bangaon, 
Dumdum and RANAGHAT. 
Even TMC may bag the 
seats of Howrah, Uluberia, 
Kolkata Dakshin, Jaynagar, 
Barasat and BASIRHAT. 
TMC may do well again 
to have victory in Tamluk, 
Kanthi, Arambagh, 
Hooghly and SRIRAMPUR. 
TMC may also win in 
Purulia, Bankura, 
Bardhaman-Durgapur 
and BOLPUR. 
In North Bangabhoomi, 
BJP may dominate to bag the 
seats of Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 
Balurghat and DARJEELING. 
BJP may emerge victorious in 
Krishnanagar, Barrackpur, Diamond 
Harbour, Mathurapur and Kolkata Uttar, 
which may be quite SURPRISING. 
BJP has a chance of winning in 
Birbhum, Asansol and BISHNUPUR. 
BJP may also conquer Ghatal, 
Jhargram and MEDINIPUR. 
Fighting alone, INC may win 
in Malda Uttar, Malda Dakshin, 
Jangipur and BAHARAMPUR. 
CPI(M) may still surprise everyone by 
bagging the seats of Murshidabad, 
Burdwan Purba and JADAVPUR. 
Around 40% to 50% of votes 
of Left Front may 
swing towards BJP, 
which is surely BJP's GAIN. 
As INC is fighting alone, 
around 15% to 20% of the votes of 
minority community may swing towards 
INC, which is surely TMC's PAIN. 
INC with 4, 
CPI(M) with 3, 
TMC with 20 and BJP with 15; 
are just online survey results, 
real results will be declared 
on 23rd May 2019."- Arindam Sain

HEY BICHITRA BOKA BANGAALI JANAGAN, BANGABHOOMI BAACHAATEY AAGEY EDER KE HATAO !!!

"Bikkhubdha chaatronetaa bolle, 
'Amader anashan porlo saatash din e, 
etodin por e tomraa 
amader dekhte ELEY.' 
Ek rajneetibeed bolle, 'Ore tora je rajneeti 
bujhishne, bujhishne tolaabaaji r karbaar, 
saamne aaschey Lok Sabha vote, toraa 
de ebaar ei bekaar anashan TULEY.' 
Aar ek bikkhubdha chaatro bolle, '
Anashan amra nebo TULEY, 
amader daabi 
meney NILEY, 
SSC result er list e sab parikharthi r 
'Marks' aar 'Rank' diye DILEY.' 
Aar ek rajneetibeed bolley, 
'Ditey paarchi naa oto taa 
swacchata r PRATISHRUTI; 
sab number aar rank website e ba 
list e diye diley, themey jaabe je 
vote er jonne tolabaaji r PROSTUTI; 
jaara korbe parikkha e pass, 
ekmaatro taader ee 
mobile phone e jaabe SMS; 
emni emni ki aar parikkha e 
koraa jaaye pass, taar jonney taaka o 
khorchaa korte hobe BESH; 
taaka diye pass kore, appointment letter 
taa niye khaowa o lok ke 
jatokhushi rasogolla o SANDESH; 
ekhan cbupchaap 
shono amader AADESH; 
ei SSC r result er 
list e 'Marks' aar 'Rank' 
dekhaano r daabi te je anashan 
tomraa korcho, seta aagey OTHAO.' 
Bikkhubdha chaatro neta phisphish 
kore onyo chatro der bolle, 'Hey bichitra 
boka bangaali janagan, Bangabhoomi 
bachaatey agey eder ke HATAO."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED KXIP BY 28 RUNS ON 27.03.2019 IN IPL 2019 !!!

"From the 1st over itself 
on 27.03.2019, KKR openers 
started to ROAR. 
At Eden Gardens, 
Sunil Narine got 
out after scoring 24. 
Robin Uthappa sensibly 
played his innings while 
staying at the WICKET. 
Nitish Rana was busy 
in maintaining around 
10.00 RUN-RATE. 
Check your fielders before 
you start the BOWLING. 
A 2nd life motivated Andre Russell to 
show his speedy and powerful BATTING. 
Andre Russell of KKR 
also did the trick 
with the ball and took the important 
wicket of KXIP's Chris GAYLE. 
Mayank, Miller and Mandeep tried their 
level best, but, KKR won by 28 runs, as 
due to the KKR storm, the ship of 
KXIP failed to SAIL."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED SRH BY 6 WICKETS ON 24.03.2019 !!!

"In Eden Gardens on 24.03.2019, in the 
2nd match of IPL 2019, David Warner of 
SRH with an excellent knock of 85 runs 
made a good COMEBACK. 
Bairstow with his 39 runs gave a good 
support and Vijay Shankar's speedy 
40 runs disallowed the KKR bowlers 
to create a huge CRACK. 
KKR came into bat and 
Nitish Rana played 
47 balls to score 68. 
Uthappa scored 35, but, Andre Russell 
with a knock of 49 runs in 19 balls 
gave a fantastic FIGHT. 
Andre Russell of KKR alone 
bagged 2 wickets as SRH finished 
their 1st innings at 181/3. 
Russell's Royal Roar at the Eden Gardens 
helped KKR to beat SRH by 6 wickets in 
19.4 overs by scoring 183."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 23.03.2019 IN THE 1ST MATCH OF IPL 2019 !!!

"In the 1st match of IPL 2019 on 
23.03.2019, 10 batsmen of RCB 
did not score runs more 
than a single DIGIT. 
RCB got bowled out at 70 runs 
as Harbhajan Singh, Imran Tahir 
and Ravindra Jadeja of CSK 
deserve maximum CREDIT. 
For RCB, 
valuable 29 runs were 
scored by Parthiv PATEL. 
Raina, Rayudu and Ravindra batted sensibly 
to get a victory by 7 wickets as for CSK, 
everything clicked so WELL."- Arindam Sain

PYAR AUR DOSTI KI RANG O KI TYOHAAR HAIN YEH DOL YATRA AUR HOLI !!!

"'Radhika ne pyar se BOLI, 
'Tere badan ka rang hain NEELI; 
o meri pyaari MURALI, 
aaj bhi naa khelo AANKHMICHAULI, 
kyon ki aaj hain HOLI.' 
Peechkaari se rang detey huye bola 
dil ka Rangeela Raja, MURALI, 
'Ore mere Radhika, lo bheego diya 
tumhari yeh chunri aur CHOLI, 
tum toh ho 
hee bade DILWALI, 
tumhari yeh chaahat, ishq aur 
mohabbat laagey aaj aur bhi NASHILI; 
kyon ki pyar aur dosti ki rang o ki tyohaar 
hain yeh Dol Yatra aur HOLI.'"- Arindam Sain

SAADA KAALO NOY, SAB EE BUJHI AAJ RANGEEN; TAHOLE AAJ NISCHOI DOLJATRA R DEEN !!!

"Ke diyeche RANG, 
sejecho se SANG. 
Tomaake maakhiyeche 
se AABIR, 
ohe Radhe, tor Murli r prem 
baro ee GABHEER. 
Gaachtala e bosey 
baajiye prem er BAANSHI, 
aaj je Murli haaslo 
praankhola ek HAASI, 
kaaron aaj ee Radha rang laagiye bolley, 
'Ohe Murli, tor e je ami khub BHALOBAASI.' 
Taader ei modhur 
prem kaahini 
jaaye ki aar BHOLAA; 
sei prem ke samman jaanate protyek 
krishnadhaam e, nana desh er lok ese 
kheley ei rang er KHELAA. 
Ore Kanai, tor mon taa 
khub BHALO, 
kintu gaa er rang ta jano 
ektu KAALO. 
Aaj toh 
Dol PURNIMA, 
ei din ei sabai ke aabir makhaate 
bolechilo Krishna r MAA. 
Ei Dol Purnima r din ei 
hoyechilo prithibi te Chaitanya 
Mahaprabhu r AGOMON. 
Ei rang er utsav e 
rangeen hoye othey 
sabaar MON. 
Saada kaalo noy, sab ee 
bujhi aaj RANGEEN; 
taholey aaj nischoi 
Doljatra r DEEN."- Arindam Sain

EI JE MOTAKESTO, JATO EE DAAO NAKULDAANA, OTEY KONO KAAJ HOBENA, KAARON EI 2019 ER LOK SABHA VOTE E TAHAL DICCHE BHARATIYA SENA !!!

"Ei je Motakesto, 
jato ee daao NAKULDAANA, 
otey kono 
kaaj HOBENA, 
kaaron ei 2019 er Lok Sabha Vote e 
tahal dicche Bharatiya SENA. 
Beshi suniyo naa aar 
tomaar probaad PRABACHAN, 
ultey janata bujhiye debe, 
kaakey boley PAACHAN; 
ghum theke otho khokha, eta noy 
seyi panchayat NIRBACHAN. 
Bhool kore o jano 
kono Bharatiya Sainik er 
gaaye naa pore HAATH; 
aar jodi haath jaaye pore bhool kore, 
tahole keu jaanena katojon, 
kothay kibhabhe hobe KUPOKAAT; 
orrey, onaara je aatankbaadi r deraaye dhukhe 
aatankbaadi der mere esechey, toraa toh oder 
kaache baccha cheley, chotokhaato DAKAAT. 
Sadharan maanush er seva o samajkalyan 
koraa ee howaa uchit je kono 
rajneetibeed er KARTABYA; 
kintu seyi rajneetibeed 
jodi hoy ekti atyachaari gunda, 
barbar o ASABHYA; 
taholey taar dal ke vote debo kinaa, 
seyi niye ekjon sadharan maanush 
hiseb e amraa onekbaar BHABBO. 
Motakesto r 
mukh diye 
beroye jaa sab BHAASHA; 
seyi suney lokjon bhaabe je 
ei sab netaa r jonneyi aaj 
Bangabhoomi r ei DURDASHA; 
ebaar esechey samay 
joggyo jawaab debaar, onek holo 
khaowaa oi gur BAATASHA. 
Ebaar toh aar aatkaano 
jaabena MANONAYAN; 
jato ee raasta e 
daariye thaakuk UNNAYAN; 
Bharatiya Sainik der haathe jano 
duskriti der naa hoy akaal MARAN. 
2018 saal er santraas dekhe, 
bhoy jaa dhukeche sadharan 
maanush er mon er BHETOR; 
praaye Bangabhoomi r 
sab elaaka ee hoye utheche 
besh SPARSHOKAATOR; 
tobe je kono elaaka e aatmabiswas baarche 
sadharan maanush der, jakhan taara pacchey 
awaaz Bharatiya Sainik der JUTOR."- Arindam Sain

DHOREY RAAKHTE GODI O KHAMOTA, DEKHANO UCHIT EKTU MAYA O MAMATA, DIYE DEOWA UCHIT MAHARGA BHAATA !!!

"Club e, Khela e, Mela e o 
bibhinno 'Shree' prakalpa teh 
kato ee naa taaka 
deowa hocche FAAU. 
Athocho Bangabhoomi r 
Sarkari Karmachari raa 
mahargho bhaata chaileyi, 
seta hoye jaaye 'GHEU GHEU'. 
School Service Commission er 
niyog thikmato hoyni boley, 
bikkhobh o dekhachen KEU KEU. 
Niyog niye aar mahargho bhaata niye 
eto samasya kano, jakhan chaturdikey 
eto ee unnayan er DHEU. 
Jodi o onekbaar deowaa hoy ei 
mahargo bhaata r BIGGOPTI, 
kintu asoley oto sahaj e hoyna 
oi mahargo bhaata r PRAAPTI. 
Prati bachar 
'Bengal Summit' 
hoy botey, kintu kothay BINIYOG ? 
Shilpopati raa aaschen proti bachar, 
fokot e khacchey bhaath, maach, 
maangsho aar RAJBHOG. 
Niyog beshi hoyni boley, naa hoy 
Sarkari Karmachaari raa 
ektu sankhya e KAM; 
kintu Bangabhoomi Rajya taa 
bhalobhabe cholchey, kaaron eraa ee 
korche din raat kato PARISHRAM. 
Pass fail neyi bole ki, 
ekta uccha shikkito cheley o ki 
khulbe madh er DOKAAN ! 
Abgaari daftar e proti bachor kato 
ee naa rajaswo adaaye hoy, tobu o bolben 
je hoyeche kato ee naa LOKSAAN. 
Dhorey raakhte 
godi o KHAMOTA, 
dekhaano uchit ektu 
maya o  MAMATA, 
diye deowa uchit 
mahargo BHAATA."- Arindam Sain

FROM INDIAN POLITICS, THESE ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS MUST VANISH; SO JUST PRESS THE 'PATRIOTIC BUTTON' TO PUNISH !!!

"So many Pakistani terrorists 
have been killed by the 
Indian Air Force, but, still, some 
Indians are not HAPPY. 
The question arises 
from there only 
that why are they barking 
like any Pakistani PUPPY ! 
Why are they 
so concerned about 
the exact numbers of 
Pakistani terrorists 
who got KILLED ? 
As per several sources and technological 
research, around 250 to 350 Pakistani 
terrorists have been vanished by Indian 
bombs within a few seconds 
in that Pakistani BATTLEFIELD. 
Pakistani terrorists 
have been killed 
as a sweet revenge of Pulawama 
terrorist attacks, That's IT. 
Who the hell 
are these bloody 
Pakistani agents to question about 
the Indian Air Forces' CREDIT ? 
These Anti-Nationals have no other jobs 
left to do rather than insulting the 
patriotic Indians by making any 
remark which is just BULLSHIT. 
The Indian Government under the 
leadership of the then Prime Minister, 
Indira Gandhi fought against the Pakistani 
Army to help the Bengali Muslims 
of East Pakistan to get FREEDOM. 
But, in modern scenario, Rahul Gandhi 
along with some other Anti-National 
politicians are trying to help Pakistan 
to conquer India and also insulting any 
Indian soldier's MARTYRDOM. 
After the Pulawama terrorist attacks 
followed by the 
'26/02' Indian Air Force 
Surgical STRIKE; 
the real traitors and anti-national politicians 
have got exposed publicly and to each of 
them, patriotic Indians have started to 
hate and DISLIKE. 
We request these 
anti-national politicians 
to stop behaving like 
Imran Khan's Pakistani PARROT. 
These Indian voters have made you the 
reputed politicians, you all are eating the 
Indian salts, so respect your Motherland 
and be a PATRIOT. 
If you such anti-national politicians 
are becoming slaves of that Pakistani 
Imran Khan to get 
mileage in Indian POLITICS; 
then probably you don't know the power 
of the common people of India, who can 
create history by changing all predictions, 
past trends and STATISTICS. 
From Indian politics, these 
anti-national politicians must VANISH; 
so just press the 'PATRIOTIC BUTTON' 
of any EVM to PUNISH."- Arindam Sain

KOTI KOTI DESHPREMI O SWADESHI BHARATBAASI RAA JAKHAN GARJAN KORE BOLEY, 'HINDUSTHAN ZINDABAD, PAKISTAN MURDABAD', TAKHAN BHOY KAAPEY BHARATIYA DESHDROHI RA, KAAPE PAKISTAN O TAAR RAJDHANI, ISLAMABAD !!!

"Bharatiya deshdrohi raa bolche, 
'Promaan karo, promaan KARO, 
je tomraa YuddhaVimaan 
chaalate PAARO. 
Uribaba ! Tomraa eibhaabey aakash e 
YuddhaVimaan chaliye jangider ke MAARO. 
Pakistani aatankbaadi toh onekgulo ee 
maara giyechey, kintu thik katojon 
maara giyechey, eta sathik boltey HOBE. 
Oto sahaj e chaarhbo, kaada chorachuri 
kore Dol Purnima khelbo, tobeyi toh 
bokaa voter raa amader ke vote DEBE. 
Accha, promaan karo, jey Abhinandan 
Varthaman jekhaane daariye chilo 
Pakistani der saathe, sei jaayega taa 
chilo Attari-Wagah SEEMANTO. 
Oita asoley Ramoji Film City teh shooting 
koraa hoyeche, katogulo bideshi 
sangbaadmadhyam amader jaaniyeche, 
jodi o tathya r sutra taa gopon ATYONTO.' 
Ei sab Circus dekhe, Bharatiya Sainik raa 
bolchen, 'Eder mato deshdrohi der ke 
sadharan maanush kano je 
vote diyeche ki JAANI. 
Bharat Maata ke rakkha korbaar jonnyo 
kato Bharatiya Sainik raa 
laraai korchey, hocchey 
katojon er PRAANHAANI. 
Ei sab deshdrohi raa sadharan maanush 
er theke vote peye, sadharan maanush 
er oporeyi korche atyachaar, aar 
godi te bosey korche AARAAM. 
Ei sab deshdrohi raa, Bharat er namak 
khacchey aar Pakistan er 
dalaali korchey, eraa ee 
prakrito NAMAK-HARAM. 
Pakistani TV Channel e jakhan dekhacchey 
ekti Comedy Show, 'Pappu Company ka PC', 
takhan eisab deshdrohi der mukh e 
se ki daarun HAASI ! 
Aar kichudin opekkha karo, tomader 
mato gaddar der chokh diye jol baar korey 
ee aanbe sab swadeshi BHARATBAASI.' 
Sadharan Swadeshi Bharatbaasi raa 
bolche, 'Upograha theke toh sudhu 
gaachpaala, nodi naala, pahaar parvat, 
o baari, ghar dar dekha jaaye JAANI. 
Ebaar baari r moddhe thik katojon lok 
basobaas korche, seyi tathya ekti 
upagraha theke chobi niyeyi baa 
ki bhabhey jaana jaabe SUNI ! 
Khaali Rafale niye bekaar 
lafaalaafi korche RAHUL. 
Edike jatoyi asweekaar koruk na kano, 
bhoy kaapchey TRINAMOOL. 
Arekjon toh bhabchey je deshdrohi 
mantabya korey, korechey se ki BHOOL ! 
Noy kono uttejona, 
noy kono UTTAP, 
thaakun sabaai 
ekdum CHUPCHAAP. 
Sudhu Vote er din, botaam teepun jaar 
paashe royechey jaatiyaatabaadi r CHHAAP. 
Bharat er koti koti swadeshi lokjon 
jakhan garjan kore bole, 'Hindusthan 
Zindabad, Pakistan MURDABAD', 
takhan bhoy kepey othey ei sab 
Bharatiya deshdrohi raa kaape gotaa Pakistan 
o taar Rajdhani, ISLAMABAD."- Arindam Sain 

KASHMIR KI AWAAM SHURU KAREGA KHATAM-E-AATANKBAAD; PAKISTANI LOG AGAR ABHI BHI NAA SHUDRE, TOH PAKISTAN HO JAAYEGA POORA BARBAAD !!!

"Har ek deshpremi Hindusthani naman 
karte hain tumhe, hey Bharat 
ke Veerputra, Abhinandan VARTHAMAN. 
Bharatiya Vayusena ke IAF MIG-21 Bison 
udhaake tum ne akele hee tabaah 
kar diya Pakistan ki F-16 VIMAAN. 
Hindusthan ki kuch namak haram 
aur deshdrohi o ne kiya Bharatiya 
veer sainik o ki APAMAAN, 
jab yeh sab deshdrohi o ne 
maanga 26/02/2019 ki 
Surgical Strike ki PRAMAAN. 
Aatankbaad ke khilaaf 
bahut saare desh o 
ne kiya PRATIBAAD. 
Pakistan ke haraamkhor wazir-e-alam, 
Imran Khan ko itni jyada antarashtriya 
dabaaho aaya ke kaaph utha ISLAMABAD. 
Pakistan ke log yeh nahi chahta hain 
ki Kashmir ke bacchey shikshit ho, 
ho imaandaar, baane accha insaan 
aur ho JAATIYATABAADI. 
Lagaatar Pakistan ki yehi koshish hain 
ki Kashmir mein aatank ho, padhai likhai 
bilkul naa ho, taah ki sab Kashmiri 
bacche baan jaaye ek ek AATANKBAADI. 
Kashmir se Article 370 ko 
haatane ke liye abhi hain 
bilkul sahi WAQT; 
kyon ki yeh hain Naya Bharat, 
jish ke Sarkaar aur Sainik hain 
bahut majboot aur SHAKT. 
Kashmir ki awaam 
aab shuru karega 
KHATAM-E-AATANKBAAD; 
aur agar abhi bhi naa sudhrey 
Pakistani log, toh Pakistan ho 
jaayega poora BARBAAD."- Arindam Sain