CHATURDIKE TAAI FUTCHEY PADMA PHOOL, PUNORAAYE JAATE PRATISTHAA KORA JAAYE GANATANTRA !!!

"Shaashak er aason e MAHILA; 

othocho mahila der oporei jato ABOHELA. 

Kaamduni kaando toh 

sabai jaane aar Park Street e 

jakhan holo DHARSHAN; 

takhan meye taai hoye galo charitraheen, 

jaamaa kaaparh naaki thikthaak poreni, taai 

naaki hoye gache otirikto AAKARSHAN. 

Ei dharshan niye jakhan prokasye kukatha 

bollo ek abhineta, takhan kichu chullukhor 

bangaali dilo kato ee naa HAATHTAALI; 

ekta samay toh abaar dharshita der ke taaka 

deowa shuru korechilo, takhan sabaai mon e 

mon e, ei netri ke khub diyechilo GAALAGAALI. 

Madrasah gulo e shikkhak naai baa 

niyog holo, ekta gorib musalmaan 

chaasi naai baa khete pelo dui BELA; 

kintu maulvi der ke diye daao maasik bhaata, 

oraa korbe magaj dholaai, tobeyi toh bojaaye 

thaakbe Muslim votebank rajneeti r KHELA. 

Pratham bachor gulo e, 

kichu kathin prashno korleyi 

bolto, 'O ekta MAAOBAADI'; 

keyu ektu bhalo cartoon enkey 

ektu haasyokoutuk korleyi bolto, 

'O hoye utheche PRATIBAADI'. 

Bhabchen jomi kine ekta baari tairi korben, 

bhaabchen sarkaari prakalpa r taaka niye 

baari tairi korben, kintu jol e ektu nemeyi 

dekhte paaben, je 'Syndicate' aar 

'Cut Money' teh sabaai NAAJEHAAL; 

baro baro contractor raa ee BDO theke ekhano 

taaka paayeni, toh aapni kon 'Haridas Pal' suni,  

sarbatra durnitigrastha, saahajya seyi sab 

graambaasi ee raai pelona, 'Amphaan' jharh e, 

jaader urrey galo ghar er CHAAL. 

Taarpor e pechon er saari 

theke hotath maatha cnhaara 

diye uthlo PARIBAARTANTRA; 

chaturdike taai futchey padma phool, 

punoraaye jaate pratisthaa 

kora jaaye GANATANTRA. 

Goonda der dwaara 

aaghaat praapto hoye, 

maara gelen ekjon niriho BRIDDHA; 

jato ee oi wheelchair e bosey, 

naatak kore, chaak sahanubhuti, 

keyu aar korena oi netri ke SHRADDHA. 

ei bokaa aar kaankra r 

mato swabhaabh er 

bangaali jaati r, kobe aar 

sojaa hobe SHIRHDAARA; 

'Corona Kaal' e je sob bangaali raa feroth elo, 

taara o ki tahole bohiragato, bodhoy baarbaar 

beltala e giye nijer matha fataa teh bhalobaashe 

katogulo bangaali NYAARA."- Arindam Sain

ELECTION DUTY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DUTY TO RETAIN PEACE, STABILITY AND DEMOCRACY !!!

"On the previous night, the Presiding Officer 

must make sure that on each ballot paper, 

there should be his/her SIGNATURE; 

mock polling of at least 50 votes must 

be done and it is also true that all the 

polling agents are not of polite NATURE. 

All the anti-socials 

must feel the HEAT; 

that how dangerous it is indeed when 

the paramilitary forces start to BEAT. 

If the polling agents do not 

cooperate with each other 

and create any DISTURBANCE; 

then the Presiding Officer has full power 

to get them out of the Polling Booth to 

avoid any other type of NUISANCE. 

Before the election day, the polling personnel 

must avoid eating rich foods at any COST; 

because if any one falls ill on the 

polling day, some valuable time is LOST. 

The reserve team of polling personnel 

is always kept handy and the people 

in the reserve bench are always 

ready to act as a backup SYSTEM; 

in whichever polling booths, too much 

violence and other disturbances have 

taken place, are to be thoroughly scrutinized 

even after a neutral POST-MORTEM. 

All strong rooms 

must have a system of 3-tier 

security and SURVEILLANCE; 

even the Intelligence Officers and 

Commandos must do their expert duty 

perfectly and secretly in ACCORDANCE. 

Election duty is a very 

important duty to retain peace, 

stability and DEMOCRACY; 

anti incumbency factor steps in 

whenever the ruling government 

starts executing AUTOCRACY."- Arindam Sain

EGULO TAAI TULTEY ELAAM, JAATE PORIMAAN E KOM NAA HOYE JAAYE AALU AAR BEGOON PORA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei re ! Hari Daa amader 

dikeyi maarche torch er AALO; 

bodhoy amader etokkhon er sab 

parishram bujhi britha hoye GALO.'

HARIPADA: 'Tora ki bhaabli, 

je aami ghumiye porechi, 

ore, aami je toder theke 

o aaro CHAALU; 

ekta samay aami o toh 

toder mato ee chilaam naaki, 

oi boyesh e o, aami o katobaar dhora 

porechi korte giye churi, begoon aar AALU.'

BABOOL: 'Aasole Hari Daa, 

kaal Holika Dahan er por, 

prasad khaabe gotaa PAARA; 

egulo taai tultey elaam, 

jaate porimaan e kom naa 

hoye jaaye aalu aar begoon PORA.'

RADHARANI: 'Koi go aye, praaye 

paanch minute er beshi hoye galo, 

prakriti r daak e seyi je gele, etokkhon 

ki korcho, eto raat e, baagaan er DIKEY; 

dorjaa taa khuley diye gacho, 

mosha dhukche hu hu kore, 

sattyi ee bhagaban je kaar saathe 

sangsaar korte diyeche AMAAKEY.'

BABLA: 'Orre baba re ! 

Boudi jodi ekbaar dekhe 

feley amader ke, taaholeyi 

kintu SARBONAASH; 

kaaron meyeder pet e katha 

chaapa thaakena, gotaa 

paara r lok ke jaaniye debe, 

sab hoye jaabe BEFAASH.'

HARIPADA: 'Aah ! chechiyona, 

jacchi daarao, toraa kicchu chintaa 

korishna, ei aalu aar begoon niye, 

ei pukur er paash diye PAALA; 

tobe saamle jaabi, Bishu master er 

bilaati kukur, 'Bristow' r kintu 

thaake raat er belaa e, 

ekdum chain KHOLA.'

BALA: 'Oi 'Bristow' r jonnyo onek 

daami biscuit kiney enechi, o oigulo 

khete khub ee BHAALOBAASEY; 

dhanyabaad Hari Daa, kaal aamraa ee 

aabir aar Holika Dahan er prasad 

diye jaabo ekhaane ESEY.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 RUNS AGAINST ENGLAND ON 28.03.2021 TO WIN THE 3 MATCHES ODI SERIES OF 50-50 FORMAT BY 2-1 !!!

"Though it looked slowish, but, 

Rohit scored a valuable 37; 

on the other end, Shikhar looked 

in good touch and ended up at 67. 

At an individual score of just 7 runs, 

Virat got bowled by MOEEN; 

but, what a beautiful batting by 

Rishabh and Hardik it has BEEN. 

England started to 

chase a target of 330 

runs in a positive MOOD; 

but, Bhuvaneswar hunted down 

both Jason and Jonny as his bowling 

line and length were so GOOD. 

England batsmen failed to 

accelerate but slowly and 

steadily gave a good FIGHT; 

as the wickets were falling at regular 

intervals due to Shardul's excellent 

bowling which kept everything TIGHT. 

The intense competition 

was not over YET; 

as after Malan, surely 

Sam Curran looked so well SET. 

Oh ! How many catches can 

you miss in the 19th over to let 

both the English batsmen SURVIVE; 

however, Wood got run out 

but Sam Curran remained 

not out at his knock of 95. 

India won by 7 runs in 

Pune on 28.03.2021, i.e. during 

the colourful festival of HOLI; 

and thereby England team lost the 3 matches 

ODI series of 50-50 format by 1-2 against India 

team which was led by KOHLI."- Arindam Sain

PAKISTANI BOWLER DER BIRUDDHE, T-20 MATCH E, BHARATIYA BATSMAN DER KAACHE KONO BYAPAR EE NOY OI 148 RUN TOLA !!!

"Santraas aar maaramaari r rajneeti 

korechilo boleyi toh gohaara 

herechilo baampanthi BUDDHA; 

ebaar Bangabhoomi r janogan 

ganatantra firiye aante TMC r 

biruddhe ghoshona koreche YUDDHA. 

Jato ee bhaangchur 

kora hok BJP 

netaa der GAARI; 

'Nabanno' theke samasto office soriye 

aana hobe, abaar kallolini hoye uthbe 

seyi oitihaasik 'Writers Building' er BAARI. 

Etodin aagey plaster khuley 

jaowaar por o, etodin dhore 

seyi wheelchair LAAGEY; 

sahanubhuti aadaye korte giye, 

naatok taa ektu beshi ee hoye jacche 

naa ki, hotasha e aar RAAGEY. 

Bojho thyala, ekhan abaar 

phone kore chaaiche SAAHAJYO; 

taao abaar nirbachan shuru hoye jabaar por, 

ei byapar taa sattyi ee khub AASCHARJYO. 

Emon bedharak maar mereche 

daanda diye, Kendriya AADHASENA; 

kheloyaar aahoto hoyeche prochur, maath e 

taai kheloyaar chilo kota maatro haath e GONA. 

Ei 2021 er Bangabhoomi nirbachan ekhan 

aar sudhu nirbachan noy, ekhan eta 

'Bharat' bonaam 'Pakistan' er Cricket KHELA; 

Pakistani bowler der biruddhe T-20 

match e, Bharatiya batsman der kaache 

kono byapar ee noy oi 148 run TOLA. 

Nirbachan hok ekdum 

shantipurna BHAABE; 

sabaai nirbhigney nijer vote ditey paarle, tobeyi 

toh aasol ganatantra r jay HOBE."- Arindam Sain

JE SAB BANGAALI RA BANGABHOOMI R BAAIRE BAAS KORCHE, TAADER O HOYTO EKTA KATHA EE SUNTEY HOCCHE, 'APNAARA SABAAI BOHIRAGATO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kon netaa naaki 

abaar boleche je 30% ekjot holey 

naaki 4 te Pakistan baaniye DEBE; 

taahole ki era abaar khamota e ele, 

aaro beshi kore niriho, garib maanush 

der opor nirmam atyachaar HOBE. 

Era Bharat e baas kore, 

Bharat er khabaar khaaye, 

othocho kore Pakistan er DALAALI; 

kono bhadrota neyi, ashikkito der 

mato kathabaarta, janopratinidhi 

hoyeyo prokasye kore GAALAGAALI.'

BABOOL: 'Aasoley je seyi 2011 

saal thekeyi icchey koreyi 

shuru koreche BIBHAAJAN; 

ekhan jeyi aamra sabkichu 

jene felechi, taai maajhemoddhe 

geye othey BHAJAN. 

Ebaar dekhaabo kaake 

bole firti AAKRAMAN; 

eta jaanena je, dharmiyo aabeg o 

ek dharan er SANKRAMAN.'

BABLA: 'Jaai balo bhai, 

baampanthi raa kintu eisab 

niye koreni konodin kono JALGHOLA; 

sabai ke ek nazar ei 

dyakhe, sabaar jonnyo 

aache dorjaa KHOLA. 

Proti bachor kato ee naa 

sarkari kormi niyog HOTO; 

onek kom lok ee ei rajya 

cherey baaire kaaj korte JETO.'

BALA: 'Computer dhukte dilona, 

English shikhte dilona, 

abaar baro baro KATHAA; 

maaramaari, khunokhuni aar 

hatyaleela o chilo thik eder mato ee, 

baampanthi der o rajnoitik PRATHAA. 

Samasya taa kintu onnyo 

jaayega e, Bangabhoomi r 

beshir bhaag aam janata 

ekhano murkho aar ASHIKKHITO; 

taai toh je sab Bangaali raa Bangabhoomi r 

baaire baas korche, taader o hoyto 

ekta katha ee suntey hocche, 'apnaara 

sabaai BOHIRAGATO'.'"- Arindam Sain

ALMOST ALL THE PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ON THE POOR ADMINISTRATIVE SYSTEM OF TMC, AND, NOW, THE COMMON PEOPLE OF BANGABHOOMI ARE DESPERATE FOR A POLITICAL CHANGE !!!

"Just like in INC, even in TMC, the 

dynasty politics has ruined the 

entire organizational STRUCTURE; 

more fuel got added to the fire of 

anti incumbency in Bangabhoomi 

due to the drama of leg FRACTURE. 

For 34 years, Bangabhoomi experienced 

no development at all under the 

tenure of Red BRIGADE; 

the same history got repeated 

and also got more deteriorated 

in the next DECADE. 

Why BJP is getting so 

much support from the 

common people of Bangabhoomi 

may look STRANGE; 

but, actually, almost all the people are angry 

on the poor administrative system of TMC 

and now, the common people of Bangabhoomi 

are desperate for a political CHANGE. 

'Syndicate', 'Cut Money' and 

'Anti-social activities' are the three 

weapons of TMC to remain in POWER; 

to get rid of these problems, the common 

people of Bangabhoomi will surely press 

the EVM button of symbol, 'Lotus FLOWER'. 

Still in Jhargram, West Midnapore, 

Purba Bardhaman, Malda, Murshidabad 

and Darjeeling, there has been no 

socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 

why the illegal infiltrations from 

Bangladesh is being supported by a 

politician who once threw papers towards 

the Speaker inside the PARLIAMENT; 

and to make the young people lazy 

and frustrated, only monthly allowances 

are given, instead of providing 

any new EMPLOYMENT. 

Due to smart and secret 

communal politics by ISF, 

Muslim votes will not help TMC 

this time, by too much INDEED; 

unlike Left Front, the TMC brought politics 

of polarization, and then so many dramas, and 

as a result, BJP will come to power in 2021 

after winning by a huge LEAD."- Arindam Sain

EKTU JHAAL JHAAL NAA HOLEY KI AAR, BHAALO LAAGE KHETE MAANGSHO R JHOL !!!

"NANDO: 'Nirbachan er aagey 

sab criminal file gulo ke KHOL; 

aar je jekhaane je abostha teyi 

lukiye thaak naa kano, sab kota ke TOL; 

haat ei bhaangte hobe samasta 

samaajbirodhi der DHOL; 

ektu jhaal jhaal naa holey ki aar, 

bhaalo laage khete maangsho r JHOL.'

NONI: 'Uddhar toh hocche 

onek boma taaja TAAJA; 

icche toh hoy maajhemoddheyi, je 

jail er baaireyi eder ke diye diyi SAAJA. 

Bangladesh simaantey ekhan ee 

katogulo aatankbaadi, bhalo ee 

ter peye gache MAJAA; 

bujhey gache besh bhalo kore, je 

Bharatiya der biruddhe chhaya yuddha 

chaalano taa, oto noy SOJAA.'

NANDO: 'Bangabhoomi r sadharan 

maanush ki aar oto 

bojhe, je ki chhak 

kosche BANGLADESH; 

amader ei goyenda aar police er peshaa 

boley, aamra jaante paarchi, je ektu asatarko 

holeyi, kato taa biparjoy r sammukhin 

hotey paare amader ei 'BHARAT' DESH. 

Kato chaadh galo urrey, 

fetey giye BOMA; 

tobu o je ki kore nirbikaar 

thaake kichu ucchapadastho MAMA.'

NONI: 'Nirbachan er aageyi 

kintu jhaankh jhaankh e, 

prochur baro baro maach DHOKEY; 

taar moddhe beshir bhaag ee, 

aar konodin o berote paarena, 

jakhan jaaye oi jaal e DHUKEY. 

Dengue baa malaria jakhan hoy, 

seyi samay mosha jato ee maarina 

kano, jebhabheyi maarina kano, 

keyu korena kono PRASHNO; 

kaaron Police Department o jaane, je dharma 

ebong samaaj ke raksha korbaar jonnyo, 

'Sudarshan Chakra' onekbaar cherechen 

Bhagaban 'SHRI KRISHNA'.'"- Arindam Sain

#BringFuelUnderGST IS THE NEED OF THE HOUR, WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO MUCH TIME TO DECIDE !!!

"BABLOO: 'How can we expect 

the GDP of India to GROW; 

when such a high rise in the price of all 

types of fuel has raised everyone's EYEBROW.'

BABOOL: 'Confused and surprised 

are the members of GST COUNCIL; 

that so many years have passed, 

why fuel is not under GST STILL ? 

If you include fuel 

under GST, there will be 

a huge price REDUCTION; 

inflation will automatically get tamed 

and many loss making firms will do profits 

after reaching the break even JUNCTION.'

BABLA: 'State level and Central level 

politics are basically the reasons for 

such a poor socio-economic CONDITION; 

and it is shameful to see some 

politicians shouting for more pension, 

more salary, more REMUNERATION. 

Europe is planning to switch 

to the energy obtained from 

Wind, Water and SUN; 

now, the middle east nations are targeting 

India to sell their fuel at a much cheaper 

price also, and there lies the real FUN. 

BALA: 'Price of fuel is 

decreasing day by day 

in International MARKET; 

but, in India, both Central Government 

and State Governments are 

increasing their profit BASKET. 

#BringFuelUnderGST is the 

need of hour, why are they 

taking so much time to DECIDE; 

or regarding this issue, are they 

waiting for some agitations and 

campaigns NATIONWIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB KOTA KE CHAAP E RAAKHBO, BHALOMATO KAAJ NAA KORLE, PROTI PAANCH BACHOR BAAD E, SARKAR AAMRA THIK PAALTE DEBO, GURU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Police er holo shaasti, 

kintu taader mantri r kano NOY; 

plaster theke bandage, maatro 

ek diney, ki bichitra ABHINOY.'

BABOOL: 'Bhoy toh ekta acheyi, 

jodi sadharan maanush gulo 

kore daaye BIDAAYE; 

taai toh abhinaba kaayeda e, 

ontoto kichu lok ke jodi bokaa 

banaano jaaye, kore sahanubhuti ADAAYE.'

BABLA: 'Nirbachan e pratidwandita 

koraar ticket naa peleyi jaara dal 

chhere daaye, prashno othey boiki, 

je taader ki adou ache kono nirdisto 

rajnoitik mat o ADARSHA; 

aadi bonaam nabbya r gostidwanda toh 

legeyi royeche, odike abaar Gujarati byabsadaar der haath e, praaye sab Sarkari sanstha tuley dile, kathin arthanoitik 

biparjoy r mukhe porbe BHARATBARSHA.'

BALA: 'Sabtheke bhalo bhai, 

rashtrapati shaashan, aasole je 

odhik sannyasi teh gaajon NASTO; 

rajneeti taa ke, byabsaa bhebe, era sudhu 

dakaati korteyi oi godi gulo e bosey, bojhena 

sadharan maanush er kono dukkho KASTO. 

Taa bole ki vote debona, 

nischoi debo, jato ee 

hok naa era ek ee 

goyaal er GORU; 

kintu sab kota ke chaap e raakhbo, 

bhalomato kaaj naa korle, proti 

paanch bachor baad e, Sarkar 

aamra thik paalte debo, GURU.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIAN GOVERNMENT HAS PRIVATIZED PSU BANKS TO DO PROFITABLE BUSINESS ONLY, SO, ONLY RICH AND BIG CUSTOMERS WILL BE TREATED AS KING !!!

"A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Sir, why 

the bank has deducted 'Minimun Balance 

Charge', when I had a balance of Rs. 4,200/-; 

even, what is this, for printing my 

passbook more than 3 times in a 

month, the bank is deducting Rs. 200/-. 

I will complain about it to 

the Indian GOVERNMENT; 

we, the poor customers are facing 

so much financial HARASSMENT.'

BANK CLERK: 'Ha ha ha, let me just 

have a great laugh at it, oh, Sir, 

the Indian Government is no more 

the owner of this BANK; 

it was once the big PSU bank, but, now, it 

has been privatized, so, you can waste your 

valuable time and energy by complaining 

about it to any MLA, MP of any RANK. 

Let me tell you that the minimum balance 

for any Savings Account in our bank 

is now Rs. 5,000/-; 

also, if your average savings 

balance in your account in a 

year exceeds Rs. 50,000/-, 

then we will deduct 'Annual 

Custody and Maintainence 

Charge' of another Rs. 500/-.'

A POOR ILLITERATE CUSTOMER: 'Where 

is the Branch Manager, 

immediately, I want to 

close my Savings ACCOUNT; 

only 4 PSU Banks exist in India now, 

I will go and open a savings account 

in any of those PSU Banks where 

minimum balance is still of so small AMOUNT.'

BRANCH OFFICER: 'Sir, please fill up the 

'Account Closure Form' if you wish to, or 

maintain silence here, but, please don't YELL; 

go to any political rally or media house, 

where you can say as much 

sad story you want to TELL. 

Indian Government has privatized PSU banks 

to do profitable business only, so, only rich 

and big customers will be treated as KING; 

why should this private bank will bother 

about you such poor customer who 

actually has NOTHING. 

Next month, all the branches in 

remote rural areas will be closed, no 

concept of 'compromise of loans' are 

there anymore, also forget about agricultural 

loans at a cheaper rate of INTEREST; 

see the fun, now, it is our turn to laugh at you 

such poor customers who were laughing at us 

when we were going for bank strikes against 

privatization and you guys were proudly saying, 

'Privatization policy is the BEST'.'"- Arindam Sain

EENI EE TOH MAHAKAAL; PARONE BAAGH ER CHHAAL; ONAAR GOLAAYE JORIYE THAAKE BISHADHAR SAAP; HAATH E ABAAR DOMRU BAANDHA TRISHUL, BAAPRE BAAP !!!

"Eeni ee toh MAHAKAAL; 

parone baagh er CHHAAL; 

onaar golaaye joriye 

thaake bishadhar SAAP; 

haath e abaar domru 

baandha trishul, baapre BAAP. 

Kono poshu ee 

thaakena ANATH; 

jehetu royechen taader 

rakshakarta, PASHUPATINATH. 

Kakhano Bhole Baba, 

toh kakhano ki BHAYANKAR; 

keyu bole Shiv, toh 

keyu bole SHANKAR. 

Saara biswa bhrammande 

bikhyaato ei neelkanthi 'NATARAJ'; 

se ki nritya, se ki rudramurti, 

sattyi ee teeni ee aasol MAHARAJ. 

Prachando raagi 

kintu ei TRILOCHAN; 

Ganesh bhalo ee bujhechilen, jakhan 

teeni paalan korchilen ekti BACHAN. 

Khub saabdhaan, oi biggyan aar unnayan 

er naam e, prakriti ke niye korle KHELA; 

Mahadev kintu bhalo ee bujhiye daaye 

boiki, je kaake bole DHANGSHALEELA. 

Surya r shorir er taap er jonnyo taar 

bou janaalen taar nijer baba r kaache 

naalish aar Vishnu ee kintu chilen 

Shiv er pratham BHAKTO; 

Viswakarma r pokkhe 

'Pushpak Vimaan', 'Trishul' aar 

'Sudharshan Chakra' tairi koraa 

r kaaj taa chilo naa khub ekta SHAKTO. 

Purnima aar Amavasya ki aar 

emni emni hoy, Daksha r obhisaap 

samlaate, Chandra o hoyechen 

ei 'Adi Dev' er SHARONAPANNO; 

Sati nilen nijer ee praan aar Vishnu 

thamalen Shiv er taandav nritya, jehetu 

'Sudarshan Chakra' dwaara kora holo 

Sati r mritodeho CHINNOBHINNO. 

'Adi Shakti Shiv' toh amar, ananta, 

taai abaar punarjanma nilen SATI; 

tobe ebaar Himalaya r kol e, 

ebong onaar naam holo PARVATI. 

Asur aar Devata der yuddhe, 

Devata raa yuddha jeetlo thik ee, 

kintu Agastya Muni je kore felechilen 

hajom praaye sab samudra r sab JAL; 

Sagar putra der aatmaa r Shanti r jonnyo, 

Ganga ke martya teh aanlo Bhagirath, 

kintu jatadhaari Shiv er daulat e, 

Ganga r gati holo onektaai DURBAL. 

'Shiv' er mato bor paabe bole, 

kato ee naa pujo kore kato PAATRI; 

taai toh eto dhumdhaam kore, proti bachar 

paalito hoy 'SHIVRAATRI'."- Arindam Sain

EKTU NAATAK KORE EKTU SOHANUBHUTI PELEYO, MEETING ER MAATH KINTU THAAKBE FNAAKA !!!

"Emni teyi lok e bole je, 

'naachte naa jaanle, uthon BNAAKA'; 

ektu naatak kore ektu sohanubhuti peleyo, 

meeting er maath kintu thaakbe FNAAKA. 

Maajhemoddhe hoyto kono Bangaal ke,

tobu o, High Court dekhaano JAAYE; 

kintu kono Medinipur er lok ke Supreme 

Court dekhaano taa o shakto BEJAAYE. 

Medinipur er lok emniteyi onek shikkito, 

oder ke bokaa banaano oto sojaa noy, 

jato ee koruk NAATAKBAAJI; 

kato kaayeda ee naa korlo, korlo 

kato chhalchaaturi, kintu tobu o 

sabai bujhey gache sab KAARSAAJI. 

Ole baba le baba ! ki baccha baccha 

haasi r kaando, eto janopriyota, 

eto sundar suraksha byabostha, 

taao koyekjon diye dilo DHAAKKA; 

camera teh o keyu dhora porlo naa, 

kono police o naaki chilo naa, eisab 

cinema r ticket bikri ee hobena, 

ekdum flop chitranatya PAKKA. 

Accha, aaro obaak laagche eita bhebe, 

je keyu oi shibir thekeyi baa kano 

uccha parjaaye r tadanto r daabi 

korlo na ei BYAPAARE; 

dhore neoyaa jaak, gurutaro chot legeche, 

tahole nikatbarti haspaatal ei niye jaaoa 

hobe, kintu ei kshetrey kano Kolkata 

obdi aana holo gaari teh KORE. 

Ki jaani maairi, aaro je kato 

dekhte hobe naatak aar CIRCUS; 

sattyi ee ki bichitra ei Bangabhoomi r 

rajneeti, hey SELEUKUS."- Arindam Sain

NO CURRENT SHOULD FLOW AT THAT TIME THROUGH ANY ELECTRICAL WIRE !!!

"Whenever there will 

be a breakout of a FIRE; 

always ensure that no current should 

flow at that time through any electrical WIRE. 

The newly recruited inspectors who are in 

charge of electrical audit or fire audit 

of multi-storeyed buildings are 

not so good as CHECKERS; 

so, prevention is better than cure, henceforth, 

be alert about the electrical connections, get 

it checked by electricians twice a year, and 

don't forget to install 'Circuit BREAKERS'. 

For 'Fire Brigade' staffs, the training 

courses must be upgraded with the 

syllabus of new international smart 

strategies and MODERNIZATION; 

regular recruitment of people and creating 

senior experienced leaders to lead any 

emergency operation will provide security 

as well as success for the ORGANIZATION. 

Whenever there is a fire in the 

building, as per the basic rules, 

never ever use the LIFT; 

look for windows, emergency doors 

or any safe open space, from where 

you can make a secured SHIFT. 

Unlike in corporate offices, in the 

government sector offices, the 

mock drill based on fire alarms is 

not given any importance at ALL; 

fire can break out in any office building, 

be careful, start implementing mock drill 

on one particular day every month, 

it is time to take the CALL."- Arindam Sain

WOW ! THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE SHOWING 180; REALLY, BJP IN BANGABHOOMI IS BECOMING SO MIGHTY !!!

"KING: 'The recent meeting of BJP in 

Brigade Parade Ground on 7th March 2021 

is clearly indicating that for a fantastic 

political battle, the stage is very well SET; 

you guys are already doing a survey, 

so, can you somewhat predict that in 

Bangabhoomi Assembly Election of 2021, 

how many seats can BJP GET ?'

ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'In total, adding up 

all the seats in Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 

Jalpaiguri, Kalimpong, Darjeeling 

and Dinajpur, BJP may get 23; 

even in South 24 Parganas, 

BJP may put up a great 

show and surprise 

everyone by getting 23; 

in Bankura, Purba Bardhaman 

and especially in Paschim 

Bardhaman, in total, BJP 

may get another 23. 

The trend of the last Lok Sabha 

election is showing that the voters 

of North 24 Parganas may gift BJP with 22; 

the real change as well as challenge will 

come from Midnapore, where out of 

31 seats, BJP may secure 22. 

In each district of Howrah, Hooghly 

and Nadia, BJP may get 10; 

even in Murshidabad, BJP 

may give a good bite with a 10. 

In total, in Malda, Jhargram and 

Purulia, BJP may get 14; 

in Kolkata and Birbhum, the total 

seats secured by BJP may be just 13.'

HERMIT: 'Wow ! The survey 

results are showing 180; 

really, BJP in Bangabhoomi is 

becoming so MIGHTY.'"- Arindam Sain

JATO TUKU DARKAAR, TATO TUKU THAAKLEYI HOLO !!!

"BECHARAM: 'Jaader jato beshi paisa, 

dekhi taader poshaak er maap jaaye KOMEY; 

ekta bar er waiter hisebe kaaj kori aami, 

ki bolbo bhai, era kato je neechey NAAMEY. 

Amaar dada je baro byabsadar er baari te 

kore chaakor er kaaj, se byata sab 

samay ee BYAASTO; 

khub mepejhupe khaaye, 

pran khuley haasena, byata sab 

samay ee jano khub CHINTAAGRASTO. 

Amaar chele meye raa, 

pant ektu chirrey geleyi,

ekdum daaye FELEY; 

othocho baro lok e der chele 

meye gulo cherra jeans er pant pore 

ghorey, aar etaa ee naaki notun style BOLEY.'

KENARAM: 'Jato ee oi bideshi 

sanstha gulo maaruk amaader 

pukur er jal e DHEEL; 

amraa gorib baa madhyabitto raa 

chirokaal ee bojaaye raakhbo Bharatiya 

sanskriti r oitihyo o thaakbo RAKKHANSHEEL. 

Kichu baro lok e raa bhaabe je taara hoye 

gache aadhunik, jehetu taara korche 

paschyatto sabhyataa r ANUKARON; 

othocho eder ee chele meye der biye r 

samay dekhi kato ee naa kusanskaar maane 

era, jaar khujey paaina amraa kono ee KAARON. 

Kono kichu ee beshi thaaka bhalo noy, 

noiley je jeevan theke ubey jaabe 

sahaj saral nishpaap HAASI; 

jato tuku darkaar, tato tuku thaakleyi 

holo, taai toh naana samasya thaakle o, 

amader jeevan e royeche KHUSI.'"- Arindam Sain

JATO EE BAARUK RAJNOITIK UTTAAP; EBAAR PRAAYE SABAI DEBE PADMA PHOOL EI CHHAAP !!!

"Bangabhoomi r Brigade er maath e, 

7oi March 2021 taarikh e, anusthito 

holo gerua shibir er ek bishaal 

oitihaasik SAMABESH; 

ei janosamudra ee bujhiye dicche, 

je sesh dafaa nirbachan er aageyi, gerua 

shibir peye jaabe sankhyagaristhota, kaajeyi 

khela shuru r aageyi, kintu khela SESH. 

Maarbaar dorkaar ee neyi 

Royal Bengal Tiger er thaaba 

baa Golden Cobra r CHOBOL; 

kaaron sab bhaalo bhaalo ghora 

palaate arombho koreche, praaye 

faaka hoye gache sobuj ASTABOL. 

Odisha, Telengana aar Delhi Sarkar 

kintu Kendra Sarkar er saathe korche 

kaandhe kaandh miliye KAAJ; 

aar ei Bangabhoomi teh cholche 

sudhu ee durniti aar tolabaaji, 

tobu o neyi kono LAAJ. 

Koreche santraas, niyeche 

cut money, baariyeche BEKARATTWA; 

school shikkhak hok baa police niyog, 

konodikeyi era daayeni kono GURUTTWA. 

Jomi ee ditey paarena, neyi kono 

'Special Economic Zone' er parikhatamo, 

taai aaschena kono SHILPO; 

sudhu khela, mela, maulvi, purohit, 

gunda aar club gulo e dheleche taaka, 

taar porimaan o noy khub ALPO. 

Ektu raat holeyi, emon 

ki Kolkata r bukeyi, neyi 

kono naari SURAKKHA; 

koyla pachaar aar goru 

pachaar kore, seshmesh 

holo naa aar sesh RAKKHA. 

Bhaipo r bondhu PK 

esey, khele dilo bhaipo r 

aadesh anusaare chaal, aar 

netri hoye galo sudhu ee PISI; 

abaar itihaas er punarabritti, kaaron 

parivartan er suchona hobe seyi Nandigram 

thekeyi, jehetu Bhawanipore er misti 

ekhan laagche BAASI. 

Jato ee baaruk 

rajnoitik UTTAAP; 

ebaar praaye sabai debe 

Padma phool ei CHHAAP."- Arindam Sain

BINDAAS BOLPURI BHOJON O BHRAMAN BOTEY !!!

"Bhabchi mon e, mon e, 

je aachi jakhan hethay, 

kaajeyi diye diyi kichu TATHYA; 

gharoa ranna e paarodorshi, 

'Ram Shyam', 'Mahamaya', 

'Kasahara', 'Apanjon' aar 'AATHITHYA'. 

'Gopal' aar 'Nataraj' er 

misti r swaad jaayena BHOLA; 

tobe ekhano maharaja r shinghasan e 

bosey royeche 'SARBAMANGALA'. 

Bus stand er paashe, 

besh bhaalo ee 

cholche, 'Club CENTRAL'; 

'Chimney' r sab roll gulo besh 

suswaadu, jodi o 'Chitra' cinema hall 

taa khub ekta cholena AAJKAAL. 

'Lodge More' er kaacheyi royeche 

'9x9' aar 'Nadia Mistanna Bhandar', 

se khabor aar raakhe KAJON; 

'Berbeque Chicken' o paaowa jaaye 

dekhi, abaar 'Nalen gur er doi' o 

bikri kore 'APANJON'. 

'Mahamaya' ebong 'Chimney' r 

ranna kora khaasi r maangsho r 

kintu daarun SWAAD; 

'Kolkata Arsalan' er biryani bhaalo ee, kintu 

pratiyogita theke 'Kolkata Haji Biryani' 

ke o deowaa jaabena BAAD. 

'Park Guest House' er 'Pineapple Rice', 

baa 'China Shanghai' r 'Mixed Thupka' r 

swaad ektu BHINNO; 

'Swiggy' noy, aasoley lockdown er 

samay, ei sab hotel er aaro janopriyota 

bereche 'Khabarwala' r JONNYO. 

Haaspaatal er gate er 

ultodikey nanarakam er chop er, 

ekti bikhyaato DOKAAN; 

'Mio Amore' o hoyeche besh janopriyo, 

ekhaane cake, pastry ebong ghee er 

laddoo besh majaa kore KHAAN. 

'Chimney' goli r saamne oi 

aadha seddho desi, haansh o 

broiler murgi r deem er dokaan e 

bhaalo ee bheerh hoy BOIKI; 

Bindaas Bolpuri bhojon o bhraman botey, 

ekhaane phal er sharbath o bhaalo paaowa 

jaaye, aar maajhemoddhe aakh er rash 

naa kheye ki thaaka jaaye NAAKI. 

Ektu haalka bristi holey, bhalo ee laage 

khete sonamug daal diye taari kora 

khichuri aar katogulo posto BARRHA; 

bhramanrashik aar bhojonrashik der jonnyo 

adarsha jaayega botey Bolpur, taai toh ajaanteyi 

tairi hoye galo ei CHARRHA."- Arindam Sain

KAKHANO 'PURNIMA', KAKHANO 'AMABASYA'; 'SANGSAR' ER AAR EK NAAM HOLO, 'SAMASYA' !!!

"Kakhano 'purnima', kakhano 'AMABASYA'; 

'sangsar' er aar ek naam holo, 'SAMASYA'. 

Aami shyamla baran, tumi tuktukey FARSHA; 

ek e apor ke korechi BHARSHA. 

Raasta e kato baadha BIPATTI; 

tobu o tumi karoni kono AAPOTTI. 

Prem, bhalobasha niye, 

naana muni r naana JUKTI; 

keyu keyu toh abaar amaader ke 

eksaathe dekhleyi, kore felto kato ki UKTI. 

Ke ki bollo, ki aar aasey jaaye 

taatey, atoot aache ebong thaakbe 

amaader ei BHALOBASHA; 

kano eto prem, kano ee baa hoy adbhut 

aakarshan, se prashno r uttar je paaina, taai 

korina aar nijeke JIGGASHA."- Arindam Sain

SWACCHO RAJNOITIK LOK E DER KEYI VOTE DEBE AAM JANATA !!!

"Kurey ghar theke ATTALIKA; 

duaarey duaarey urhche TAAKA; 

kaaron aasche je nirbachan, aar, 

jaai hok naa kano praarthi TAALIKA; 

sabaai je maria dhore raakhte 

dakhal e, je jaar nijeder ELAAKA. 

Neyi tamon JAAKJAMAK; 

tobu o prarthi taalika e thaakbe CHAMAK. 

Ke kon jaayega e, 

ekdum BICHAKKHAN; 

se byapar e kora hoyeche 

boiki bhalo ee PARJABEKKHAN. 

Bhoy neyi, bhoy neyi, 

kaaron charidike thaakbe 

prochur Bharatiya SENA; 

jekhaane jaa osudh dorkaar, 

samay mato deowaa hobe boiki, 

jato ee koruk naa kano maya KANNA. 

Ebaar er Bangabhoomi r nirbachan e, 

kono dal noy, beshi pradhannyo 

paabe bhaalo netri baa NETA; 

rajneeti je ekhan club football, sudhu jersey 

bodlaaye, taai swaccho rajnoitik lok e der 

keyi vote debe aam JANATA."- Arindam Sain