Tuesday, June 29, 2021

ENGLAND KNOCKED OUT GERMANY FROM THE ROUND OF 16 OF EURO CUP 2020 BY 2-0 ON 29.06.2021 !!!

"It is always a high voltage match 
when it is England Vs Germany, 
as if both the nations are at WAR; 
Raheem Sterling rocked the show from the 
beginning, but, some good saves were made 
by the German goalkeeper, Manuel NEUER. 
Germany played well in 
the midfield area, but, their 
attacks lacked PLANNING; 
English players were moving around 
the ball with a plan, but, the Germans 
kept on chasing and RUNNING. 
Whenever the English strikers were 
attacking, they formed a TRIANGLE; 
the low height cross were coming towards the 
centre forward position with a good ANGLE. 
At the 75th minute of the match, inside 
the German penalty box, it was a display 
of a perfect passing COMBINATION; 
it was indeed Raheem Sterling 
again, who gave 1-0 lead 
to the England NATION. 
Though, Jordan Pickford 
succeeded as a royal 
guard of his DEN; 
but, the opportunity that 
Thomas Muller missed to score 
the equalizer was really GOLDEN. 
It was 86th minute of the match, 
when the ball got supplied 
with a fantastic angled 
cross by Jack GREALISH; 
to help Harry Kane, the captain 
of England team to make it 2-0 
and what a historical moment it 
was for each and every 'ENGLISH.' 
On 29.06.2021, as a coach 
of the Germany team, 
Joachim Low had a bad FATE; 
as after the match, a new history got 
created by the England team under 
the coach, Gareth SOUTHGATE."- Arindam Sain

Monday, June 28, 2021

THOUGH CROATIA GAVE A GREAT FIGHT, BUT, STILL, SPAIN WON BY 5-3 ON 28.06.2021 !!!

"Oh ! Unai Simon, you gifted 
goal to Croatia, what a bizarre 
own goal, what a MISS; 
the equalizer goal due to a 
left footed shot by Pablo Sarabia 
from Spain was really a BLISS. 
From almost the last point of the left flank, 
Ferran Torres gave a perfect CROSS; 
Cesar Azpilicueta headed the ball 
into the net like a big BOSS. 
The shot of Ferran Torres was a good ONE; 
as Spain took the lead by 3-1. 
Croatia made it 3-2 
as somehow, the ball went 
inside the goal post LINE; 
after that in the 90 minutes match, the score 
is 3-3, as by a perfect header, the ball placement 
by Mario Pasalic was absolutely FINE. 
In the extra time, a goal got 
scored by Alvaro Morata who 
was wearing jersey number 7; 
as the total number of 
goals in the match by 
that time became 7. 
Mikel Oyarzabal of Spain 
fully converted the goal 
scoring CHANCE; 
Spain won against Croatia by 5-3 on 
28.06.2021 to play the quarter final against 
either Switzerland or FRANCE."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 27, 2021

BELGIUM BEAT PORTUGAL BY 1-0 IN EURO CUP 2020 ON 27.06.2021 !!!

"From the start of the match on 
27.06.2021, Belgium showed AGGRESSION; 
but, Portugal slowed down the match with 
some excellent skills of ball POSSESSION. 
Christiano Ronaldo 
got a free KICK; 
but, the save by Courtois 
was equally FANTASTIC. 
Courtois had a comfortable 
time at the NET; 
as despite getting so many chances, only 
a few shots of Portugal were on TARGET. 
For Rui Patricio, to save the 
curling ball, it was quite HARD; 
as in the 42nd minute of the match, Belgium 
got 1-0 lead due to Thorgan HAZARD. 
The defending champion, 
Portugal is out of the 
Euro Cup 2020 TOURNAMENT; 
the battle between Lukaku 
and Pepe was indeed 
some ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

'SARADA' R MATO EE CHOLCHILO PROTARONA; KOTHA THEKE PELO ETO DUSSAHOSH EBONG ANUPRERONA !!!

"Besh bhalo ee sajaano ache GUTI; 
jaal e dhora poreche maatro ekta PNUTI. 
'Sarada' r mato ee 
cholchilo PROTARONA; 
kotha theke pelo eto dussahosh 
ebong ANUPRERONA.
Kono neta netri kichu ee jaanena, 
othocho maatro ei koyektaa bachor 
ei hoye gyalo se PROBHAABHSAALI; 
ei bagaan er aasol maalik kaara, 
yeh toh dekhchi dhora poreche 
sudhu ekta MAALI. 
'Mandrake' baa 'P.C.Sarkar Senior' er 
mato sammohan vidya jaane naaki, 
je nimeshe khaatiye felchey PRABHAB; 
goru pachaar, koyla pachaar aar ekhan 
bhuyo vaccine, Bangabhoomi teh toh 
dekhchi, kelenkaari r neyi kono ABHAAB. 
Onek rajnoitik neta netri raa agey thekeyi 
sabkichu jaane, sudhu boka boney jaaye 
Kolkata Police er goyenda BIBHAAG; 
case er por case dhaamachapa porey jaaye, 
taai toh majhemoddhe sadharan maanush 
prokaash kore khhobh baa RAAG.'"- Arindam Sain

AAO SAB EKSAATH EKJUT HOKE YEH JUNG LADHEIN AUR SANKALP BANAAYE KI PAKISTAN KO KAR DENGE BARBAAD !!!

"KASHMIRI: 'Jab jab hum Kashmiri o ne 
karne laage ganatantra mein VISWAAS; 
tab tab Pakistani o ne hum logon ko 
dilaaya aatankbaad ka EHSAAS. 
Qam ki baatein woh 
Pakistani log naa hee 
karein toh ACCHA; 
Pakistani o ne golibaari ki, aur humne khoya 
aapne abbu aur ammi ko, khuda ki kasam, aab 
Pakistan se badla lega har Kashmiri BACCHA.'

PUNJABI: 'Bhai, yeh Punjab 
ka haal bhi aab kharab hain, 
samasya kar raha hain PAKISTAN; 
kuch ladko ko bhadka raha hain, Punjab 
Police officer ka hatya kar raha hain, aur 
bol raha hain ki banaayega KHALISTHAN. 
China Corona virus chorh 
raha hain aur Pakistan kar 
raha hain AATANKBAAD; 
aao sab eksaath ekjut hoke yeh jung 
ladhein aur sankalp banaaye ki Pakistan 
ko kar denge BARBAAD.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 24, 2021

NOWADAYS, LOVE RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BECOME LIKE DISCOUNTED PRODUCTS OF ANY SHOPPING MALL, FOR WOMAN !!!

"GIRL: 'As your neighbour, 
I felt so sad when your girlfriend 
was shouting at you last NIGHT; 
after a live-in relationship for 
1 year, now, everyday, you guys 
are having a great FIGHT. 
If she wants to 
breakup with you DEAR; 
I am always available for you 
without any obstacle and FEAR.'

BOY: 'She has a husband and after a few 
months, she is going to deliver a BABY; 
but, 'DNA Test' is on the cards, as changing 
boyfriends frequently is her HOBBY. 
Many a times, I saw you 
roaming and dating with 
a particular GENTLEMAN; 
nowadays, love relationships have 
become like discounted products of any 
shopping mall, for WOMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

VACCINE SABAAR JONNYO OBOSYOI CHAAI; KINTU VACCINE CAMP TAA AASOL NAA NAKOL, OBOSYOI KORE NEBEN JACHAAI !!!

"Emniteyi maanush er opor, 
prakriti moteyi noy PRASANNO; 
taarpor bodhoy Corona r 
tritiyo dheyu o ASONNO. 
Vaccine er duto dose 
sabaar ee neowaa 
obosyoi DARKAR; 
taai sabaar jonnyo 
binaamulye vaccine debaar 
shiddanto niyeche Bharat SARKAR. 
'Covishield' hok, baa 'COVAXIN'; 
nileyi holo je kono ekta VACCINE. 
Vaccine sabaar 
jonnyo obosyoi CHAAI; 
kintu Vaccine Camp taa aasol naa 
nakol, obosyoi kore neben JACHAAI. 
Sorshe r moddhe royeche onek bhooth, 
thik ki khela cholche bojha MUSKIL; 
kaak je bujhteyi paarena, je kakhon taar 
baasa e deem perey jaaye KOKIL."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

RAW, NIA, ATS, STF AND IB HAVE ALREADY PREPARED A HIGH LEVEL 'TERRORIST HIT LIST' !!!

"PAKISTANI TERRORIST: 'You guys told 
us that the Kolkata City is a safe 
hiding place for any TERRORIST; 
but, RAW, NIA, ATS, STF 
and IB have already prepared 
high level 'Terrorist Hit LIST.'

ROHINGYA TERRORIST: 'But, we are 
enjoying fully and getting all types 
of facilities in this STATE; 
we are voting for a particular 
political party and increasing 
our population at a rapid RATE.'

BANGLADESHI TERRORIST: 'The immediate
suspension of corrupted BSF officers 
have made the infiltration 
process very DIFFICULT; 
Except in West Bengal, the Hindus, Buddhists 
and Christians of North-Eastern states are 
getting united and kicking us out from 
Indian soil, devoid of any political RESULT.'

CHINESE TERRORIST: 'We are funding 
some of the opposition parties of 
India, but, to create chaos, they 
have failed again and AGAIN; 
also, our Chinese spies have 
been arrested in many places, 
therefore, all our plans to conquer 
India is going in VAIN.'"- Arindam Sain


Monday, June 21, 2021

LOVE TOWARDS MUSIC HAS BROUGHT US CLOSER TO EACH OTHER !!!

"Walking with you in the lonely STREET; 
your cheeky smile is so SWEET. 
Out here, it is a cool 
ambience and we are 
enjoying the DRIZZLE; 
your eyes are staring at me 
and you are holding my hand to 
confirm that it is a love story, not a PUZZLE. 
Of the same No. 1 pub of this 
city, you are the star singer 
and I am the MUSICIAN; 
while performing music, 
we do also create musical magic, 
but, God is always the No. 1 MAGICIAN. 
Both of us grew 
up in POVERTY; 
but our musical heart 
provide us full artistic LIBERTY. 
When we perform music one after ANOTHER; 
the music itself plays the role of a SOOTHER. 
Love towards music has 
brought us closer to each OTHER; 
music must always remain in our soul, 
even if we don't die TOGETHER."- Arindam Sain

IF THERE IS A DEMAND FOR 'UTTARBANGA' AND 'RARHBANGA', THEN IT REFLECTS THE FAILURE OF GOVERNANCE BY THE BANGABHOOMI GOVERNMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Towards 'Uttarbanga' 
and 'Junglemahal', there is 
too much IGNORANCE; 
and as a result, the grass 
flower symbol is losing its 
administrative IMPORTANCE.'

BABOOL: 'Politics of partiality on the 
basis of some selective REGIONS; 
is surely one of the 
main REASONS. 
In terms of lifestyle and poverty, 
the rural people of Bangabhoomi 
are still in the same POSITION; 
why the development is too much 
'metro areas' centric only, a valid question 
is asked indeed by the OPPOSITION.'

BABLA: 'As there is no such development 
in 'Uttarbanga' and 'Junglemahal', it is natural 
to have an outcome of FRUSTRATION; 
hence, many people are in favour of 
two separate states by doing 
the Bangabhoomi PARTITION.'

BALA: 'The demand for the formation of 
a new state always emerge, whenever, 
for years after years, there is no 
such DEVELOPMENT; 
today, if there is a demand for 
'Uttarbanga' and 'Rarhbanga', then, it 
reflects the failure of governance by the 
Bangabhoomi GOVERNMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 18, 2021

BLACK CLOUD, BLACK CLOUD; YOUR THUNDERING SOUND IS SO LOUD; BUT, YOU MUST ALWAYS FEEL PROUD !!!

"Black cloud, black CLOUD; 
your thundering sound is so LOUD; 
but, you must always feel PROUD. 

The black colour of the clouds 
provide an IMPRESSION; 
that somewhere, there is 
surely a DEPRESSION. 
When the Sun is 
in a hiding MODE; 
then, it is surely 
the monsoon EPISODE. 

Black cloud, black CLOUD; 
your thundering sound is so LOUD; 
but, you must always feel PROUD. 

The farmers wait for 
the rains to COME; 
after the heated summer season, 
rainfall always gets a heartiest WELCOME. 
To act as a natural water supplier, 
clouds do play an important ROLE; 
throughout the world from 
North Pole to South POLE. 

Black cloud, black CLOUD; 
your thundering sound is so LOUD; 
but, you must always feel PROUD. 

The clouds flow 
along with the WIND; 
to save nature 
as well as MANKIND. 
The trees and plants enjoy 
bathing during any THUNDERSHOWER; 
and the nature looks refreshed and greener 
with each and every beautiful FLOWER.

Black cloud, black CLOUD; 
your thundering sound is so LOUD; 
but, you must always feel PROUD."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 17, 2021

2021 SAAL ER BARSHAKAAL E, 'KOLKATA' HOYECHE JE 'VENICE' !!!

"2021 saal er barshakaal e, 
'Kolkata' hoyeche je 'VENICE'; 
bazaar e utheche ei marsum er 
taatka Chingri o EELISH. 
Naa jaanle naachte, uthon 
taa toh laagbeyi BNAAKAA; 
kichu neta ekhan icchey 
kore hoye jaaye NYAKAA. 
Bodhoy themeyi chilo 
'Sech Daftar' er gaari r CHAAKA; 
kaaj e diyeche fnaaki, taai toh ekhan 
kinte hobe bodhoy onekgulo NOUKA. 
'Kolkata' ontoto 'Venice' 
toh hotey pereche, naai 
baa hotey paarlo 'LONDON'; 
'Amphan' jakhan esechilo, takhan 
'Kolkata' r onek baari te du din dhore 
jwolechilo sudhu 'Kerosene LONTHON'. 
Bristi hoyeyi jacche, kaada maath e 
daarun laagche khelte ei bangaali r 
sera khela, jaar naam, 'FOOTBALL'; 
onyodikey, baalti aar mug niye 
byasto onekeyi, jehetu ghar er 
moddhye dhukeche JAL. 
Saradin dhore bristi holey, 
khoka khuku der se ki MAJAA; 
kaaron sedin taara jomiye khaabe khichuri, 
aloo r dum, begooni aar deem BHAJAA. 
Jodi 'Kolkata' ke 'Venice' ee banaate 
chaaye, taahole aar ki kore unnato 
hobe jal nikaashi BYABOSTHA; 
sabaar baari r uthon e, ekta kore nouka 
bnaadha thaakbe, jehetu chaahida baarbe, taai 
nouka r daam o hobe SHASTA."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

AASOLEY SATYIKAAR ER BHALOBASHA JE EKDUM ANDHO; ABAAR HOYEYO JAAYE ONEK SAMAY, ONEK DORJAA BANDHO !!!

"Maanush er jibon er kichu 
kaando aar KELENKAARI; 
thik jano khichuri aar 
paanchmisheli TARKAARI. 
Onek kshetrey biye 
hoyeyo jyano hoyni BIYE; 
sudhu thaanda 
bataash gache BOYE. 
Ke je kakhan hotath 
hoye jaaye kaar SAKHI; 
bojha muskil thik ee, kintu aase 
boiki majhemoddhe 'KAALBAISAKHI'. 
Aasoley satyikaar er 
bhalobasha je ekdum ANDHO; 
abaar hoyeyo jaaye onek samay, 
onek dorjaa BANDHO. 
Tobe khub saabdhaan, jodi 
thaake khub beshi ARTHA; 
taahole ojaanteyi dukhey 
jaaye SWAARTHA. 
Kono tritiyo byakti jodi 
konobhabeyi naa paaye 
kono NIMANTRAN; 
taahole nischinto thaakun 
je apnaader ei madhur prem er 
samparka thaakbe CHIRANTAN."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

ONCE THE ECONOMY OPENS UP AFTER THOSE 'LOCKDOWN SITUATION'; SURELY, INDIA IS GOING TO EMERGE AS A SUPERPOWER NATION !!!

"CHINESE: 'We are leaking out so 
many mutants of Corona VIRUS; 
but, the Indian scientists are 
indirectly counterattacking US. 
Once the economy opens up after 
those 'lockdown' SITUATION; 
surely, India is going to emerge 
as a superpower NATION.'

PAKISTANI: 'We have doubts 
that on our soil, why there are 
so much Chinese INVESTMENT; 
what is the guarantee that in the coming 
years, the Pakistan nation will not get 
conquered by the Chinese GOVERNMENT. 
To enter into Indian soil, the 
'West Bengal - Bangladesh' border 
areas are now safe and the BEST; 
as due to vote bank politics, those fools are 
so liberal that even after knowing everything, 
they don't go for any encounter or ARREST.'

BANGLADESHI: 'To dominate on India, the 
government of China is utilizing Pakistan, and 
Pakistan wants to utilize Bangladeshi SOIL; 
but, if India starts regarding Bangladesh as 
a terrorist nation, then, for Bangladesh 
economy, it will be a great TURMOIL.'

IRANIAN: 'Secretly, India is planning to 
manufacture more cars which will 
not run on diesel or PETROL; 
if the demand of fuel falls in India, 
then, in Iran, the inflation will rise, 
and it will be very hard to CONTROL.'

PALESTINIAN: 'Against terrorism, 
both Israel and India are expert 
in giving a strong REPLY; 
and their 'intelligence system' is too powerful 
to get information about all secret strategies 
that we plan to APPLY.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 13, 2021

'TATHAGATA ROY' R DWAAITTYO AARO BAARANO UCHIT, JEHETU ONAAR PRASASHANIK OBHIGYYOTA O DAKKHOTA ONEKTAAI BESHI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jakhan 'Parivaartantra' sab e 
meltey aarambha korechilo DAANA; 
paaliye jaaowa purono senapati 
firey esey diye dilen HAANA.'

BABOOL: 'Sabsamay onaake lakkhyo raakha 
uchit, bojhaa daaye onaar kutnoitik CHAAL; 
abaar ekta notun rajnoitik dal naa tairi kore 
fyale, sab kichu ee je sambhav AAJKAAL.'

BABLA: 'Tobe sadharan maanush kintu 
eisab dekhe hocche besh BIRAKTO; 
ke ja kakhan rang bodle felbe, e toh 
dekhchi bojhaa khub ee SHAKTO.'

BALA: 'Bangabhoomi r rajneeti je ekhan 
'Club Football', tobe 'Gerua Shibir' er 
onekeyi hoyeche besh KHUSHI; 
'Tathagata Roy' r dwaaittyo aaro baarano 
uchit, jehetu onaar prasashanik obhigyyota 
dakkhota onektaai 'BESHI'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 11, 2021

THE 'SAFFRON SOLDIERS' WILL BE GIVEN MORE RESPONSIBILITY AND THEY WILL BE THE DARK HORSES WITH A DECENT PACE !!!

"RSS: 'After seeing so many entry pass, 
we warned the 'Bangabhoomi BJP' UNIT; 
that the original BJP suporters are
not at all happy about IT; 
though, all those rallies attracted so many 
people to make it look as 'SUPERHIT'. 
'They' were power hungry and 
were in a great CONFUSION; 
BJP ignored our talented young 
RSS workers and started 'their' INCLUSION; 
now, groom up RSS leaders and bring them 
in front line politics, it will be a wise DECISION.'

BJP: 'In politics, sometimes any political party 
has to experience the stabbing from BEHIND; 
because, you never know, what future 
game plan is going on in anyone's MIND; 
again, coming back to all the analysis, BJP 
is again ready to do a complete REWIND. 
Nowadays, in politics, the word 
'ideology' is fading and the word, 
'selfishness' is taking its PLACE; 
we appreciate our mistake for not 
providing our talented RSS leaders, 
the much required SPACE; 
the 'Saffron Soldiers' will be given more 
responsibility and they will be the dark 
horses with a decent PACE.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 10, 2021

IF ANY MEDIA HOUSE LEAKS OUT ANY INFORMATION WHICH IS A THREAT FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, THEN THAT KIND OF JOURNALISM WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED !!!

"FEMALE REPORTER: 'Sir, we want 
to know how you all got the LEAD; 
and to confirm about their secret hiding 
places, what are the tactics behind it to READ.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: If you want 
to join our organization, you can join in 
to learn about it in DETAILS; 
we just do the opposite of what 
the cops do, instead of spying on 
'Heads', we rather follow the 'TAILS'.

FEMALE REPORTER: 'Without any high 
level links, is it possible for them 
to hide anywhere so EASILY; 
how come no one came to know 
about their real identity and the lapses in 
'CCTV footage' monitoring sounds so SILLY.'

MALE INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'At any 
cost, there are certain 
strict protocol for all,
to be MAINTAINED; 
if any media house leaks out any 
information which is a threat for 
national security, then that kind of journalism 
will not be ENTERTAINED.'"- Arindam Sain


Monday, June 7, 2021

ON THE HUMANS SITTING AT THE ADMINISTRATIVE LEVEL, WE ARE ALSO ANGRY !!!

"TIGRESS: 'Just after that 
super cyclone, we lost our cub 
and inside a nearby human village, 
he was roaming AROUND; 
as he was so little, the villagers 
took care of him, gave him foods 
to eat, and then returned him 
safely to his home GROUND. 
Their caring attitude towards 
our cub is surely reducing 
in my heart, the old ENMITY; 
I feel sad that the Bengal government is not 
helping them despite seeing their villages 
under the waters due to a natural CALAMITY.'

TIGER: 'It is for our bravery, hunting 
skills, wildness, uniqueness and 
beauty, the 'Sunderbans' is 
famous WORLDWIDE; 
but, except some adventurous people 
of 'Discovery' and 'Animal Planet' TV 
Channel, no one knows, how painful the 
life becomes here during any high TIDE. 
New 'Sundari' trees are not planted, not 
enough foods for us here, so, sometimes, 
we do not have any other choice rather 
than to hunt humans, when we feel HUNGRY; 
and for such reasons to fail to maintain the 
ecological balance of Sunderbans, on the 
humans sitting at the administrative level, 
we are also ANGRY.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 6, 2021

AAM LANKA PORA ALOO DESI MURGI R TARKAARI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Haan re Babool, bariwala ke 
aaj ki ranna kore khaowaabi bolli suni, 
je, se taar aam gaach theke perey diye 
dilo toke katogulo knaacha AAM; 
ei ne, bazaar er tholi teh sab ee royeche, jaa jaa 
aante bolechili, ei 'Corona Virus' er lockdown er 
bazaar je agnimulya, oi knaacha lanka aar oi 
choto choto aloo gulor o nilo beshi DAAM.'

BABOOL: 'Aajker ranna, shorshe r tel e noy, 
pooro taai hobe 'Patanjali' r gaaowaa ghee diye, 
porbe taar opor piyaz, ekdum kuchi kuchi 
knaacha aam aar onekgulo knaacha lanka BOIKI; 
seshe porbe dhoney paata aar 
choto choto gota pora aloo, 
ei Babla, bhaalo kore oi gota aloo gulo 
ke pora, ekhano onektaa ee pora BAAKI.'

BABLA: 'Ki adbhut khete re, 
ektu tak tak, ektu jhaal JHAAL; 
amader Babool kintu besh bhinno 
swaad er ranna korche AAJKAAL.'

BALA: 'Tarkaari teh kono tel neyi, garam masala 
o neyi, kintu besh daarun laagche khete, 
Babool, tor uchit kono hotel e chef er 
chaakri kora, baa nijer ekta hotel KHOLA; 
ei 'Aam Lanka Pora Aloo Desi Murgi' r 
tarkaari kheye kintu aajker 
besh khushi ee hobe 
aamader BARIWALA.'"- Arindam Sain

THE RELATIONSHIP WHICH HAS TRUE LOVE, JUST GOES ON AND ON, GRADUALLY BECOMING MORE STRONG !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'With both 
her husband and lover, she 
became intimate and WILD; 
now, after becoming pregnant, 
she is confused about who is the 
actual father of her upcoming CHILD. 
The apex court has given full liberty 
to adultery, so there can be no ARREST; 
but to avoid further confusion, it is feasible 
to have the upcoming child's 'DNA TEST'.'

FEMALE COP: 'Nowadays, in the 
name of 'Feminism' and 'Modernization', 
many girls just blindly run after LUST; 
they don't even understand what is 
true love actually, and hence in their iron 
like love bonding, there is always some RUST. 
With only lust in a relationship, 
it may look so rosy initially, but,
it is not going to last for LONG; 
but, the relationship which has 
true love, just goes on and on, gradually 
becoming more STRONG.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, June 4, 2021

KEEP STRICT VIGILANCE ON ALL THE CHINESE PASSENGERS BY FLIGHT AS THEY MAY BE USED AS A MEDIUM OF BIOLOGICAL WEAPON !!!

"NRI: 'In China, there was 
surely a laboratory LEAK; 
and China's first target was USA, where 
the virus contamination reached at its PEAK. 
In the year of 
2020, the role of 'WHO' 
was highly SUSPICIOUS; 
but, thanks a lot to the Indian scientists 
who have created the vaccines which 
are so effective and PRECIOUS.'

RI: 'Don't think that China is not doing 
anything secretly, their research to 
create several mutant virus is ON; 
keep strict vigilance on all the Chinese 
passengers by flight as they may be 
used as a medium of biological WEAPON. 
China, Pakistan, Iran, 
North Korea and Palestine 
are the harmful nations 
for the human RACE; 
so, India, Israel, Russia, France, 
Australia and USA must always dominate 
on these nations and must not provide 
them any comfortable SPACE.'"- Arindam Sain

INCREASE THE 'SERVICE CHARGE'; TO MAKE IT LARGE !!!

"Increase the 'Service CHARGE'; 
to make it LARGE. 
More than five cash transactions 
in a month in any savings account 
must charge Rs. 118; 
the minimum charge 
for NEFT to be deducted 
must be increased to Rs. 15. 
Service charges of Rs. 50/- 
to be deducted for nominee 
or mobile number MODIFICATION; 
'PMSBY' enrollment is a must for 
all the new savings account, otherwise, 
it will not get passed for ACTIVATION. 
New sanctioned loans 
cannot be disbursed without 
'PMSBY' and 'PMJJY' ENROLLMENT; 
for issuance and cancellation of  'Demand Draft', 
automatic deduction in CBS software must be 
implemented by the IT team MANAGEMENT. 
Transparency lies in 
an economy which 
is more CASHLESS; 
and due to some good 
payment apps, it is becoming 
very easy to do daily BUSINESS."- Arindam Sain 

THEY ALWAYS FEEL PROUD WORLDWIDE FOR THEIR COMMUNALISM !!!

"Mr.X: 'Help ! Help ! Please help ! 
They have burned our house after 
looting all our BELONGINGS; 
even the female members of our 
family were abused and molested, 
we never expected these THINGS. 
In the name of vote bank politics, 
they are using the political party 
as their protective SHIELD; 
and now even as a supporter of that 
same political party, we are becoming 
victims in the communal BATTLEFIELD.'

Mr.Y: 'When we warned about it, you such 
guys coined us as 'Bahiragata' and then 
gave us the lectures on 'SECULARISM'; 
but, such strong is their unity that 
they always feel proud worldwide 
for their COMMUNALISM. 
Tell your next generation guys to 
remain ready to become refugees 
of any other Indian STATE; 
and why we 'Bahiragata' will help you, just 
like the people of 'East Bengal', you guys 
will also have a similar FATE.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 3, 2021

PRAKRITI O BODHOY GACHE SAB BUJHEY, TAAI PRATI BACHOR EKTA KORE GHURNIJHARH NIYE AASE !!!

"Baandh bhenge jal DHOKE; 
era doshaarop kore eke TAAKE. 
Saarrhe chaar bachor dhore era 
kato ee naa kore CHAALAAKI; 
aar thik nirbachan er chhoy maash aagey, 
era dekhaaye kato naatak aar BHELKI. 
Kendra ebong rajya theke 
chole toh aasey TAAKA; 
kintu tobu o kano nadi r 
baandh gulo hoye naa PAAKA. 
Prakriti o bodhoy gache sab 
bujhey, taai prati bachor ekta 
kore ghurnijharh niye AASE; 
jharh er taandav hok baa naa hok, 
nadi r joyaar er jal e, naa jaani 
kato graam jaaye BHESE. 
Opor mahal e o je dekhi, ei niye 
maatha byaatha neyi BISESH; 
nirbachan e jeetleyi toh holo, ki aar 
hobe kore ei sab taaka r hiseb NIKESH. 
Jato din jaaye, era aar 
shodhraaye naa, eder je 
dekhi baarteyi thaake LOBH; 
aar bhuktobhogi aadhpeta graambaasi 
raa asohaaye chokhmukh niye raasta 
gheerey dekhaaye BIKKHOBH. 
Sundarban er gaach 
kete korche fnaaka, 
katogulo kaath BYABSAAYI; 
Baagh maama der aar ki dosh, taara o 
bolche, 'ebaar taahole maanush gulo r 
ghaarh e thaaba BOSAAYI.' 
'Sundari' gaach er sankhya gache 
komey, ki kore aar ghurnijharh gulo 
ke Bangladesh er dikey GHORAABE; 
prochur sankhya e 'Sundari' gaach naa 
laagale, hoyto 'Kolkata' o konodin ekdum 
tachhnachh hoye JAABE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 2, 2021

AAGEY HOK NAA MAANUSH ER JEEVAN RAKKHA; TAARPOR NAA HOY DEOWAA JAABE ONEK RAKAM ER PARIKKHA !!!

'Sabsamay mon e raakha darkaar, je 
ei Corona virus kintu oth petey THAAKE; 
keyu jaane naa, kakhan ei maaron 
virus aakraman korbe KAAKE. 
2021 saal er January maash er 
dikey, saara biswa jurey, 
maanush er moddhe 
elo ekta AATMOTUSTI; 
meeting, michil, edik odik ghurtey 
jaaowa, shopping aar bazaar kora, aar 
taarpor dwitiyo dheyu aasteyi, maanush 
bole uthlo, 'Abaar elo phirey, e ki ANAASRISTI.' 
Je kono atimaari r virus 
oto sahaj e morey jaayena, 
taar sampoorna mrityu hote 
ontoto dui bachor samay LAAGEY; 
paaripaarshik paristhiti onujaayi 
nijeder mastiska ke kaajey 
laagaan, oi 'WHO' er baarta suney, 
nechey uthben naa AAGEYBHAAGEY. 
Vaccine taa holo 
shudu ekta DHAAL; 
aar mask taai kintu kichu taa 
holeyo ek dharan er chotto TAROYAAL. 
Vaccine niyechi bole, 
aar bojaaye raakhte 
hobena shaaririk DURATTWO; 
erokom jodi bhaaben, taahole kintu 
apnaar parivaar e baarteyi paare ei 
Corona virus er daapat aar GURUTTWO. 
Nichu shreni gulo e pass fail neyi, 
chaatro chaatri raa adou 
kichu shikheche kina, seyi 
niye royeche jothestho SANGSHOY; 
othocho madhyamik aar uccha madhyamik 
parikkharthi raa porikkha ditey jaabe ei samay, 
abaar ekta aatmotusti r jonnyo, sankraman 
baarteyi paare, eta kintu chinta r BISHOY. 
Aagey hok naa 
maanush er jeevan RAKKHA; 
taarpor naa hoy deowaa jaabe 
onek rakam er PARIKKHA."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

SMARTNESS LIES IN SIMPLICITY; DELAYS HAPPEN DUE TO COMPLEXITY !!!

"Smartness lies in SIMPLICITY; 
delays happen due to COMPLEXITY. 
While designing a software, chalk out 
the customer's real 'NECESSITY'; 
at the first 'GUI page', that feasible 
view to be given the first PRIORITY. 
With a single click, one 
must get an overall IDEA; 
the software must be more 'data centric' 
instead of too much use of 'MULTIMEDIA'. 
Wherever you go, you must 
be able to have its ACCESS; 
so that, whenever you want, you can 
monitor or control your BUSINESS. 
The 'artificial intelligence' module at 
the back end must be able to read 
each and every user's MINDSET; 
the software should be in an open 
platform with easy compatibility 
with any type of mobile HANDSET. 
The 'game of data' is 
the driving force of 
modern 'STATISTICS'; 
and the decision making 
strategies do vary based on 
experiences and TACTICS."- Arindam Sain

THOSE CHILDREN WHO HAVE LOST THEIR PARENTS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS, DESERVE TILL CLASS XII, A GOOD AND FREE EDUCATION !!!

'BABLOO: 'So many children became 
orphans due to 'Covid-19' in almost 
each and every LOCATION; 
who will take care of those orphans, 
who will ensure them a good basic 
academic QUALIFICATION ?'

BABOOL: 'The Indian Government 
has to come forward to take 
their RESPONSIBILITY; 
otherwise, for our next generation, 
a social disbalance may occur, 
there is a high PROBABILITY.'

BAABLA: 'Many such projects get 
discontinued, as in many instances, we SAW; 
therefore, for the orphan children in 
this regard, there must be a new, strict LAW.' 

BALA: 'Those children who have lost their 
parents due to Corona Virus, deserve till 
class XII, a good and free EDUCATION; 
the learned Judges of our respected 
Supreme Court must make it a law for all 
such students of India NATION.'"- Arindam Sain