KKR WON AGAINST RR BY 37 RUNS ON 30.09.2020 !!!

"Sunil, as an opener, surely 

has a good batting ABILITY; 

but, somehow not succeeding 

to provide any STABILITY. 

Shubman's innings 

ended at 47 runs due to 

Archer's clever BOWLING; 

KKR was struggling at 115/5, as 

at regular intervals, the wickets 

of KKR players kept on FALLING. 

Some damage control 

took place due to a valuable 

partnership between Eoin and PAT; 

KKR put up a competitive score of 

174 runs as Morgan tactfully made 

34 runs by timely swinging his BAT. 

What a reflex catch by 

Dinesh it has BEEN; 

Cummins hunted Smith on 30.09.2020 

when RR team scored only 15. 

Mavi sent back Butler and Samson 

by his right lengthed bowling 

delivery with decent pace and BOUNCE; 

and then, even young bowlers 

like Nagarkoti and Chakravarthy 

started to POUNCE. 

Except on Curran, KKR dominated on the 

entire RR team and won the match by 37 

runs due to some talented YOUNGSTERS; 

and these players may play for 

Indian Cricket team in the near future 

to become SUPERSTARS."- Arindam Sain

SRH WON BY 15 RUNS AGAINST DC ON 29.09.2020 !!!

"Warner took Amit's bowling 

deliveries too LIGHTLY; 

and got out as the ball 

touched his gloves SLIGHTLY. 

Even after coming back from a long 

break, Williamson batted well along 

with Bairstow and SRH scored 162; 

Rabada, as usual, bowled 

smartly as per the fielding setup 

and his bowling figure was 21/2. 

Bhuvaneswar took 

Prithvi's wicket to give 

DC, the early BLOW; 

just when 'Shikhar-Shreyas' partnership was 

looking dangerous, Rashid hunted them both, 

and later on, to Rishabh too, as a smart FELLOW. 

SRH bowlers kept on confusing 

the DC batsmen by swinging 

and spinning the ball at varied PACE; 

finally, on 29.09.2020, SRH 

won by 15 runs on a comparatively 

good sporting SURFACE."- Arindam Sain 

RCB DEFEATED MI IN THE SUPER OVER ON 28.09.2020 !!!

"After getting hit by a 

nasty delivery of PATTINSON; 

it was a great reply of 

52 runs by AARON. 

The bad patch of Virat continued 

with a soft dismissal and 

he scored only 3; 

the speedy contributions of Padikkal, 

de Viilliers and Dube helped RCB 

to put up a score of 201/3. 

Even Rohit got out early 

and very interestingly, the two 

skippers took each other's CATCH; 

the inclusion of more spinners in 

RCB squad helped in initial phases 

to tame the MI batsmen in the MATCH. 

But Kishan with his knock 

of 99 runs was really a 

sensational surprise PACKAGE; 

the match went to super over, as Pollard 

with an individual score of 60 runs 

did some real DAMAGE. 

In the super over, Saini 

bowled quite smartly to 

restrict MI at just 7; 

RCB won the match and for MI, 

Kishan remained as a tragic hero as 

his fighting knock went in VAIN."- Arindam Sain

RR CHASED DOWN A MASSIVE SCORE TO DEFEAT KXIP BY 4 WICKETS !!!

"As if Mayank said to himself, 'It is 

my turn to score a century TODAY'; 

on 27.09.2020, which was 

also a Super SUNDAY. 

Along with Rahul, Mr. Agarwal kept on 

aggressively attacking the bowlers in PINK; 

where to keep the fielders to tame these two 

batsmen, the RR Skipper was unable to THINK. 

It seems as if both Rahul and 

Mayank are fighting with 

each other for the purple CAP; 

the best part of their partnership was that 

they even converted many singles into 

twos by steering the ball in any GAP. 

In this IPL 2020, Sharjah pitch is becoming 

a batting paradise, how much runs on 

the scoreboard is ENOUGH'; 

even for any experienced 

cricket expert, this 

question is quite TOUGH. 

Butler failed again, but, by Smith and 

Samson, the much desired counterattacking 

innings got rightly EXECUTED; 

after the dismissal of Smith 

by Neesham, the KXIP team 

players felt ELATED. 

Jonty Rhodes of KXIP Camp 

must have felt nostalgic 

about his own FIELDING; 

as some of the KXIP players 

fielded so well, even in acrobatic 

style which was just OUTSTANDING. 

At Mr. Samson's individual 

score of 85; 

a bouncy delivery of Shami 

was the reason that Sanju did not SURVIVE. 

Cottrell changed his bowling angle 

and it was a big BLUNDER; 

as KXIP experienced 

the 'Tewatia THUNDER'. 

Shami kept on taking the wickets, 

but RR won by 4 wickets as 

fortune favours the BRAVE; 

oh ! boy ! they chased down 223 runs ! 

what a royal fight, the 'Rajasthan Royals' 

players really GAVE."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST SRH BY 7 WICKETS ON 26.09.2020 !!!

"For SRH, the 'Warner-Bairstow' partnership  

was not allowed to become too CONSTRUCTIVE; 

as on 26.09.2020, Cummins of KKR 

looked very COMPETITIVE. 

On a Pat's delivery, Bairstow failed 

to survive and Warner got tricked by 

Chakravarthy's bowling DEXTERITY; 

Manish along with Wriddhiman focussed on a 

steady partnership only as the consolidation of 

their team innings was their first PRIORITY. 

Both Sunil and Dinesh scored ZERO; 

but, Shubman Gill emerged as a real KKR HERO. 

KKR sailed easily to beat SRH by 

7 wickets after crossing 142; 

Morgan got back some form and 

scored a valuable 42."- Arindam Sain

EKTA KATHA MON E RAAKHBEN SHANIBAAR ER BYAPAR E, 'JORH E BANDHO, BIJORH E KHOLA', AAR ACCOUNT ER BYAPAR E, 'NEYI AADHAAR TOH AANDHAAR, AADHAAR THAAKLE, TOBEYI JWOLBE BAATI' !!!

"BAABLA: 'Aager Shanibaar elum 

kasto kore, haath e ektu samay niye, 

taah moshaai apnaader bank er 

dorjaa e,  jhulchilo TAALA; 

amaader sanstha r maalik bolechey je 

aar nagad taaka debe naa haath e, 

maasik maaine ebaar theke dhukbe 

bank account e, se aar ek JHAAMELA. 

Taai ei apnaader bank ei, 

jato taratari sambhav 

amaar naam e, ekti bank 

account khuley ditey HOBE; 

amaar toh abaar AADHAAR Card 

kora neyi, kintu apnaader bank er 

daftary bollo je, account khultey gele, 

AADHAAR Card abosyoi LAAGBE.'

BALA: 'Maanlaam je aapni din majuri 

baa mistri r kaaj koren, taah boley 

apni ekhano AADHAAR Card koraanni, 

apni toh moshaai aar kodin poreyi 

hoye jaaben biral PROJAATI; 

ekta katha mon e raakhben Shanibaar er 

byapar e, 'jorh e bandho, bijorh e khola', 

aar account er byapar e, 'neyi AADHAAR, 

toh aandhaar, AADHAAR thaakle, 

tobeyi jwolbe BAATI.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI BHOJANALAY !!!

"HERMIT: 'In 'Public Distribution 

System', there is still 

so much CORRUPTION; 

that is the reason why, in front of several 

Ration Shops, one can easily spot any 

frequent agitation and DISRUPTION. 

Instead of providing rice, 

wheat, sugar and pulses to 

the people, if we can provide 

cooked food at a much cheaper PRICE; 

I think that will not only prevent wastage 

of foodgrains but also will feed daily to the 

poor people, the good cooked food which 

is healthy, delicious, nutritious and NICE.'

KING: 'Good suggestion indeed ! 

Mahamantri, make a notification to 

all the Block Level Officers that from the 

first day of the next month, in each and 

every ward of our Kingdom, there should be 

a 'Bangabhoomi Bhojanalay' food STALL; 

here, in the 'Bangabhoomi Thaali' meal system, 

there will be boiled rice, mixture of moog and 

masoor dal, a vegetable curry, a boiled egg, a rui 

fish fry piece and a small bowl of Misti doi at a 

subsidized fixed thaali price of Rs. 30/- only 

which is open for ALL.'"- Arindam Sain

MILI R BOYESH TOH SAB E HOLO KURI; ER EE MODDHE OR BIYE DEOWAAR KI DORKAAR, OR THAKUMA O TOH HOYNI TAMON BURI !!!

"MOROG MUNNA: 'Ki re Mangla, 

ki korchish tui, kwauk, 

kwauk, kwauk, KWAUK; 

chele r maa baba prashongsha 

koreche, je, amader Mili r ache 

khub ee forsaa aar sundar TWAK. 

Uuh, takhan theke khaali koreyi 

jacchish haamba, HAAMBA; 

bujhli Mangla, Mili ke je chele ta 

dekhte eseche, se kintu bhalo ee LAMBA.'

MANGLA GAAI: 'Mili r boyesh toh 

sab e holo KURI; 

er ee moddheyi or biye deowaar ki dorkaar, 

or thakuma o toh hoyni tamon BURI. 

Tor kwakar kau suney 

ekhano Mili r ghum bhaangey, 

amaake niye maath e JAAYE; 

Mili amader dujon ke khub ee bhalobaase, 

o chole gele, amader ke, ke aar aador korbe, 

or bon, Titli toh pooro or ulto, dustu BEJAAYE.'

MOROG MUNNA: 'Kono khabor 

ki aar RAAKHISH; 

saradin toh naa jaani kon rupkatha r 

galpo bhaabte bhaabte jaabor KAATISH. 

Mili jakhan khusi esey 

amader saathe dekhaa korte 

paarbe, kaaron amader paash er 

graam ei oi chele taar BAARI; 

2021 e vote aasche bole, kota shikkhak jaa hok 

kore niyog koreche, chele ta peyeche primary 

school e chaakri, taai or maa baba ekhan or biye 

diye ditey chaaye TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIAN RAILWAYS IS PLANNING TO TRANSFORM ALL STATIONS LIKE THE METRO RAILWAY STATIONS WITH MODERN FACILITIES !!!

"DAILY PASSENGER: 'When will 

the local trains will 

start its full OPERATION; 

many people don't know that Railway 

platforms are also the platforms for 

new unorganized income GENERATION. 

Many daily passengers like me, in this 

lockdown phase, have kept so much 

money in their 'UTS' app WALLET; 

at least, Indian Railways must increase the 

cashback amount for this amount of money 

as we are not going to get any bank INTEREST.'

STATION MASTER: 'Due to this lockdown, 

many hawkers in our platforms 

as well as Indian Railways have 

incurred a huge LOSS; 

whether to fully operate the local trains 

throughout the nation is still a very difficult 

decision to take, as Corona Virus is still 

ruining our life like a worst cruel BOSS.  

But, in the coming days, Indian Railways 

is planning to transform all stations like the 

metro rail stations with modern FACILITIES; 

even in online ticketing system, 

upgradation will be done in different 

forms and VARIETIES.'"- Arindam Sain

THE KIDS OF CELEBRITY PERSONS ARE NOW FOUND TO BE DRUGS ADDICTED !!!

"BABLOO: 'The kids of celebrity 

persons are now found to 

be drugs ADDICTED; 

NCB is going in the right 

direction as there is really a high profile 

drugs racket, as everyone rightly PREDICTED.'

BABOOL: 'But, don't you think that some 

film producers have forced these actors and 

actresses to take drugs, we can smell that 

there is a very big story in the BACKGROUND; 

can't say about the secret investigation process 

of CBI and ED, but, NCB targeted the right spot 

at the right time and very soon, they will find 

the exact hunting GROUND.'"- Arindam Sain

DC DEFEATED CSK BY 44 RUNS ON 25.09.2020 !!!

"Shikhar threw his wicket 

on 25.09.2020, while trying 

to do an EXPERIMENT; 

on the other end, before becoming 

another victim of Piyush, the talented 

Prithvi gave full ENTERTAINMENT. 

DC scored 175 runs as Pant and Iyer 

just carried on the normal BATTING; 

by disallowing any type of disturbances 

in their advantageous SETTING. 

DC bowlers sent back early 

to the pavilion, the batsmen 

Gaikwad, Murli and WATSON; 

Jadhav and du Plessis 

ensured that the chase 

was still ON. 

Both Nortje and Rabada 

tightened up the SCREWS; 

to defeat CSK by 44 runs, and for DC fans, 

it is indeed a good NEWS."- Arindam Sain

KXIP THRASHED RCB BY 97 RUNS ON 24.09.2020 !!!

"Chahal created a 

crack in the KXIP 

team's partnership WALL; 

as he bowled the 'wrong one' 

very smartly to break through 

the defense of Mayank AGARWAL. 

After missing two simple catches, maybe, 

due to the 'low height of the lights' in the 

stadium, Virat Kohli surely lost his COOL; 

to capitalize on it and to give the 

final icing on the cake, in just 69 balls, 

132 runs got scored alone by KL RAHUL. 

In quick succession, the RCB 

team's top order FELL; 

due to the deadly attacks 

by Shami and COTTRELL. 

Later on, to wrap up 

the game on 24.09.2020, 

Ravi and Murugan took 

3 wickets EACH; 

as RCB surrendered in 

front of the score of 206 runs 

by KXIP team and it really looked miles 

away, totally out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain

THE RECENT BILLS IN THE YEAR OF 2020 ABOUT THE FARMERS ARE THE PERFECT EXAMPLES OF 'THINK LOCAL, ACT GLOBAL' STRATEGY IMPLEMENTATION !!!

"The recent bills in the year 

of 2020 about the farmers are 

the perfect examples of 'Think Local, 

Act Global' strategy IMPLEMENTATION; 

from now on, the farmers don't need to rely 

on the 'Kisan Mandi' of their locality only, 

as they can sell their crops anywhere 

across the India NATION. 

Even these farmers can directly 

go for a partnership business with 

any agro-processing firm with proper 

planning and corporate level CONSULTATION; 

farmers can pay more to farm workers and can 

do farming of different varieties of crops on a 

large scale with increased net profitability by 

supplying crops at any DESTINATION. 

But, regarding rice, wheat, 

sugar, pulses, potatoes and 

onions, there should have 

been an AMENDMENT; 

that whenever, there will be a pandemic 

situation, rise in food inflation and/or 

natural calamities, there should be an 

efficient supply chain MANAGEMENT; 

and at that juncture, these crops must 

be regarded as essential commodities 

to restrict its price at a certain level by 

the Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

E TOH DEKHCHI THAG BAACHTE GNAA UJAARH; 'BOLLYWOOD FILM INDUSTRY' TOH NOY, JANO DRUGS KENA BECHAA R BAZAAR !!!

"E toh dekhchi thag 

baachte gnaa UJAARH; 

'Bollywood Film Industry' toh noy, 

jano drugs kena bechaa r BAZAAR. 

Eisab kheye, eraa je 

ki paaye MAJAA; 

barong okaalmrityu ee hoye eder, jehetu 

shorir aar thaakena sushto baa TAROTAAZA. 

Tadanto jaate naa hoy, taar 

jonnyo 'Sonia Sena' kato ee 

naa chaallo rajnoitik CHAAL; 

aasoley nichutala theke 

ekdum opor mahal obdi chhoriye 

royechey ei 'Maadak MAYAJAAL'; 

emon ki school, college e o, 

eisab drugs er nasha 

chhoriye porchey, sattyi 

ee ki je porlo DINKAAL; 

Bharatiya madhyabitto raa kintu barabar ee 

rakkhonsheel o ruchisheel, kintu nimnobitto 

ebong ucchobitto der moddhey royechey 

onek maanosik JONJAAL."- Arindam Sain

SRH FELL SHORT BY 10 RUNS TO RCB ON 21.09.2020 !!!

"Devdutt with his 56 looked very 

impressive in the 3rd match of IPL 2020; 

SRH bowlers came back in the 

match when RCB was on 90. 

Bhuvaneswar kept on bowling 

with a decent line and LENGTH; 

but, de Villiers showed 

his smartness and STRENGTH. 

SRH was not too worried 

about the required RUN-RATE; 

but, the ball touched Umesh's hand, 

and for Warner, it was so UNFORTUNATE. 

SRH was cruising towards victory, 

but, suddenly, Chahal broke 

through the 'Bairstow BARRICADE'; 

and then Saini made it much easier 

to win the match of 21.09.2020 by 

10 runs for 'Bengaluru BRIGADE.'"- Arindam Sain

DELHI CAPITALS WON THE NORTH INDIAN BATTLE ON 20.09.2020 IN SUPER OVER !!!

"Dhawan GONE; 

for NONE; 

Shami was on FIRE; 

but it was a good fightback by IYER. 

Pant did a decent 

job with his 31; 

DC scored 157 as KXIP experienced 

'Stoinis Sandstorm' of 53 out of 21. 

DC had a tough time 

as Mayank scored 89; 

but Hetmyer took his 

catch at the boundary LINE. 

On 20.09.2020, 

in IPL 2020, when KXIP 

was about to FINISH; 

both the teams scored 157/8 

and it was time for 'Super Over' due 

to some good bowling by STOINIS. 

In the 'Super Over', with a 

bowling figure of 2/2, Rabada 

showed his bowling TALENT; 

DC won the 'North Indian battle' 

and it was really such a 

thrilling ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

ESECHEY 1427 SAN ER 'AASWIN'; PRAKRITI ABAAR HOYECHE RANGEEN !!!

"Esechey 1427 san er 'AASWIN'; 

prakriti abaar hoyeche RANGEEN; 

ekdum ki sundar ekta 

rodh jhalmaley DIN; 

onektaa ee domey giyeche oi 

corona virus, jaake baaniyechey 'CHIN'. 

Neel akaash e, megh 

ekdum dhobdhobe SAADA; 

graam er metho raasta e, 

neyi aar kono KAADA. 

Charidikey sudhu sobuj aar 

sobuj, haaowa e ki daarun dulchey 

eksaathe oi dhaan ghaach GULO; 

ghaashbon e futechey kato saada kaash phool, 

nanarakam er paakhi jaacche urrey aar akaash 

er megh toh noy, jano saada rang er TULO. 

Dhaan er seesh holey toh 

aar katha ee neyi GURU; 

oi swarnali rang er sonaa r Bangabhoomi 

teh aar kichu din por ei je Durga Pujo SHURU. 

Oi sobuj, neel, saada aar 

kichu taa holud rang er 

melbandhan e, e jano ek 

odbhut praakritik SOUNDARJYA; 

Kobiguru Rabindranath thik ee bolechilen, 

je, Bangaali raa onek deri teyi bojhe, je 

Bangabhoomi r prakriti teyi Bhagabaan diye 

rekheche prochur AISHWARJYA."- Arindam Sain

PALASHI R YUDDHO R JONNYO BIKKHYAATO CHILO JE MURSHIDABAD; SEYI JAAYEGA TEYI ROYECHE JONGI RAA, JAARA CHHORAATE CHAAYE AATANKABAAD !!!

"Palashi r yuddho r jonnyo 

bikkhyaato chilo je MURSHIDABAD; 

seyi jaayega teyi royechey jongi raa, 

jaara chhoraate chaaye AATANKABAAD. 

Je thaala e khaaye, 

era seyi thaala 

teyi kore CHHEDH; 

Saudi Arab e toh deshodrohi 

ebong aatankabaadi der kore 

daaye prokashye MUNDOCHHEDH. 

Eisab jongi gulo ei 

Bangabhoomi teyi ki kore 

pacchey eto lukiye thaaka r SUJOG; 

kothao jano sadharan maanush er 

mon e jaagche sandeho je etey royeche 

kono 'Vote Bank' rajneeti r JOG. 

Bangabhoomi ee ekmaatro rajya, 

jekhaane Rohingya gulo luteyputey 

khacche aar korche AARAAM; 

'Vote Bank' er rajneeti eto taai andho, je, 

kono nazardaari ee neyi, je eder moddhe 

keyu keyu hoye jacche kina NAMAKHARAAM. 

Bardhaman, Birbhum, Murshidabad, 

Malda, Nadia, Purba Medinipur 

ebong duto 24 Pargana teyi 

shuru hok chiruni TALLASHI; 

eta bhabhben naa, je jongi raa sudhu jelaa gulo 

teyi ache, Kolkata sahar e o ghaapti merey 

thaakte paare, taai aaro sakriyo hok Kolkata 

Police ebong KOLKATABAASI."- Arindam Sain 

GOOD MUSIC WITH GOOD FOOD; AWESOME AMBIENCE AND LIFE IS SO GOOD !!!

"KING: 'Good music with good FOOD; 

awesome ambience and life is so GOOD. 

The hospitality of the people of this 

tribal village is so GRACIOUS; 

even the food items cooked by 

the tribal villagers are so DELICIOUS.'

TRIBAL LEADER: 'Your Highness ! 

Thanks a lot to you for your 

royal APPRECIATION; 

it is a very happy moment 

for us to have you in the festival 

organized by the Tribal ASSOCIATION. 

Generally, we eat foods while listening to 

any good music as it helps a lot 

in good digestion while 

refreshing our MIND; 

our tribal villagers loves to 

cook foods and then share those 

foods with poor hungry people, really, 

they are so helpful and KIND.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI IS NOW BECOMING A SAFE HIDING PLACE FOR TERRORISTS INDEED; WHEN SO MANY BOMB BLASTS TOOK PLACE IN BANGABHOOMI, HOW COME THE COPS DIDN'T GET ANY LEAD !!!

"Bangabhoomi is now 

becoming a safe hiding 

place for terrorists INDEED; 

when so many bomb blasts 

took place in Bangabhoomi, how 

come the cops didn't get any LEAD ? 

Politics with the fire of polarization 

made the Bangabhoomi administration 

too callous, complacent and also quite WEAK; 

young people of Bangabhoomi are going to 

other states, as the rate of unemployment 

in Bangabhoomi is at present at its PEAK. 

'NIA' and 'RAW' must investigate in 

details to find out the hidden CHAINS; 

the masterminds to be tracked, those 

who are constantly poisoning the BRAINS. 

Once upon a time, Andhra Pradesh 

state administration used to get 

criticized, but, 'Old Hyderabad' is 

now under strict VIGILANCE; 

so, the terrorist groups are 

trying to shift their base to 

Kerala, but, quite strong is our 

Indian Government's SURVEILLANCE. 

Those who are found to be 

terrorists with proper evidences 

and witnesses to be removed 

from this PLANET; 

'Cyber Crime Intelligence Department' 

(CCID) to monitor all suspicious 

social networking site accounts 

in the INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

SAB MILKE KHAAYENGE 'MATTAR PANEER' AUR 'PARK PINEAPPLE PULAAO' !!!

"BAWARCHI: 'Achaanak ish lockdown ke maahol 

mein, aap ish bunglow mein aa gaye HUZOOR; 

filhaal khaaiye kuch seb, 

angoor aur KHAJOOR. 

Soch raha hoon ki aap ke liye 

dopahar ka khaana, kya baanaaye KHAASH; 

rasoi ghar mein hain kuch basmati 

chaawal, mattar, paneer, aur ek ANANAAS.'

ZAMINDAR: 'Kuch bhi badiya 

banaao, bhai, tum ho mere 

ekdum khaash BAWARCHI; 

ush ananaas ko basmati chaawal 

mein mila do, aur mattar ko paneer 

mein, par mat doh jyaada MIRCHI. 

Hamaare ish 'Deer Park' ke do vann 

adhikaari ko bhi aaj khaane mein BULAAO; 

sab mil ke khaayenge 'Mattar Paneer' 

aur 'Park Pineapple PULAAO.'"- Arindam Sain

KAAJU NAARKOL POSTO BONMURGI KOSHAA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ki nisthabdo jungle re 

bhai, sudhu kotaa paakhi r daak 

suntey pacchi, aar maajhemoddhe 

dekey uthchey kichu baandor, kichu BYAANG; 

oi dyaakh, oi jolashoy r paashe ek aadivasi r 

saathe Babool katha bolche, eibaar dekhchi 

edikeyi egiye aasche, haath e duto kaalo 

murgi jaader shoru shoru THYAANG.'

BABOOL: 'Duto bonmurgi peyechi re, 

ei 'Bhiku Birbangshi' korbe ranna, oder 

baariteyi chilo posto, aar haat theke 

kiney niye esechey NAARKOL; 

ei Baabla, ekta kaaju badaam er 

packet ami enechi, baar korto 

oi packet taa, amaar bag er 

pratham chain taa KHOL.'

BAABLA: 'Ei ne kaaju badaam er 

packet, asoley ki ranna korte chaichish 

bolto, eto hotel thaakte, hotath 'Sonajhuri' r 

jungle er bhetoreyi toraa hoye porli BYAASTO; 

tobe mon bolchey, je ei 'Bonbhojon' 

taa besh daarun hobe boiki, sunechi 

naaki besh daarun khetey Birbhum, 

Bankura baa Purulia r knhaati POSTO.'

BALA: 'Ei Babool, kaaju badaam gulo ke 

bhenge bhenge choto kar, Babloo tui narkol 

gulo ke chotto chotto kore bhaang, ei Bhiku, 

kono tel noy, ei gaaowa ghee diye ee ranna 

taa hobe, stove e ebaar, karrha taa BOSAA; 

koyekta curry paata, bonmurgi r maangsho, 

kucho sobuj kaancha lanka, piyaz, adaa, rosun, 

posto baata, kaaju badaam er tukro aar narkol 

kuchi, baash, tarpor ei tairi hoye jaabe 'Kaaju 

Narkol Posto Bonmurgi KOSHAA.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMAADER BAARI TE EKBAAR ESECHILO 'BISWANATHAN BALAJI' !!!

"Aamaader baari te ekbaar 

esechilo 'Biswanathan BALAJI'; 

kintu aamra ki aar jaantum je or haansh er 

deem aar maangsho teh chilo ALLERGY. 

Dakhhin Bharat er chele, 

amaader college ei pore, 

chaatro hisebe khub ee MEDHAABI; 

saat e, paanch e thaakena, porashona, 

adda, gaan baajna aar kheladhula niyei

thaake, neyi kono BAANDHABI. 

Or baari kintu Tirupati r 

kaache, ekti chotto graam e, 

oraa holo TAMIL; 

kintu Bangla bhaasha taa besh misti 

koreyi boley dekhi, Kolkata r boichitromoy 

sanskriti r moddhey hoye gache se SAAMIL. 

Bangabhoomi r graam se aagey khub ekta 

dekheni, kintu Tamil Nadu r graam er 

saathe naaki se pacchilo khub ee MIL; 

rajhaansh o haansh chorey beracche, ekta 

duto paankouri o dekha jacche, or khub bhalo 

legechey amader graam er ekta ee baro JHEEL. 

Taar khub shaukh holo, je se 

snaan korbe, oi jheel er jal e TEYI; 

poriskaar jal bole, graam er onekeyi 

okhaane snaan kore EMNITEYI. 

Haansh er maangsho naaki 

se konodin ee KHAAYENI; 

aamader baariteyi praaye onekgulo ee 

haansh royeche, taai hoyni tamon HOYRAANI. 

Sakaal e haansh er deem er bhajha khelo 

se, chaa er saathe, dupur e khelo haansh 

er maangsho besh JOMIYE; 

thik aadh ghanta pore, se ki swaash kasto, 

se ki haaphani, bichaana e ekkebaare suyiye 

ee dilo taake, dilo taake ekdum DOMIYE. 

Baidyanath Baddyi ese bollen, 

je, haansh er deem o maangsho 

ekdum khaowaa JAABENA; 

gaaye fushkuri o beriyechey, jehetu allergy, 

taai haansh je pukur e chorey beraabe, seyi 

pukur e snaan korte MAANA."- Arindam Sain

MANTRA R DWAARA, SATHIK BHAABE SHUBHO SHAKTI R AARADHANA KORLE, TOBEYI TOH ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH HOY !!!

"PARVATI: 'Bhaabchi, ei 

2020 saal e, jaabo 

kina MARTYE; 

amaake dekhbaar jonnyo bhakto raa pandal 

e, pandal e, bheerh korleyi toh, 'Corona' asur 

peye jaabe sujog oder opor aakraman KORTE.'

PASHUPATINATH: 'Balo ki he, 

tomaake pujo korbaar tore, 

saara bachor opekkha e 

thaake ei Bangaali JAATI; 

jato ee praakritik durjog hok naa 

kano, jato ee thaakuk dukkho baa 

ashaanti, tomaar pujo e, ei bangasantaan 

e raa konodin ee raakhbena kono KHAAMTI. 

Tumi martye gele, 

tobeyi toh oi 'Corona' 

asur paabe khub BHOY; 

mantra r dwaara, sathik bhaabe 

subho shakti r aaradhana korle, 

tobeyi toh asubho shakti r binaash HOY.'

PARVATI: 'Jaai tobe, ei 2020 saal er 

Mahalaya r din e, aami Lakkhi, 

Saraswati, Ganesh aar Kartik ke 

niye ektu martye ghure AASI; 

tobe amaar asol pujo toh aaro 

ek maash deri, taai asbo ami firey 

er maajhe ekbaar, asoley, ami je 

tomaake khub ee BHALOBAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

OI CHINA R MAANJA SUTAA E KI AAR KAAJ HOY RE BYAATTA !!! !!!

"THAKUMA: 'Ki re laatun, ki korish 

botey, ghuri je tor galo KAAITTYA; 

faakibaaji vidya, oi China r manjaa 

sutaa e ki aar kaaj hoye re BYAATTA.'

NAATI: 'Ki kori Thamma, kinsi egula 

re, besh shastha daamey BOTTEY; 

oi khaali pratham pratham, e suta 

maatro ekta ki duta ghuri ke KAATTEY.'

THAKUMA: 'Dhurrh haoorha, 

China r jinish maane dhop er jinish, 

kom daam liye, ekdum 

thokiye dibey TUHAAKE; 

tor Thakurda ik samay ki daarun maanja tairi 

korto, kaachser guraa, kaachsa deem laagto 

bottey, aar nijey laagato oi saada sutaa e 

maanja, tu jigsa laai kyaane ee byapaare TAAKE.'

THAKURDA: 'Eee burrha boyesh e, 

tu ki amaare maanja baanaate bolchish, 

shaukh toh mando loy dekhi ei buri r, 

saradin khaali biri FUKSHISH; 

ei je laatun, kaal Biswakarma Puja botte, 

aaji boikaal e, maanja toiri hoiba, koyta 

bulb baa tubelight er kaasch er guraa 

jugaar koira RAAKHISH.'"- Arindam Sain

JEEVAN SUDHU NANA RANG ER EE NOY, NANA SWAAD ER O HOY, KAKHANO TOK, KAKHANO BAA JHAAL, KAKHANO MISTI, KAKHANO BAA NONTAA !!!

"VIDYARTHI: 'Hey Devi, kichu toh ekta 

aashirvaad diyechen aapni amaare, 

taa ami korte paari UPOLOBDHI; 

noiley ki kore, 

kato ki ee naa likhey 

fellum ami aaj OBDI. 

Lok e bole, je Saraswati Devi r 

pujaari hole naaki, Lakshmi Devi 

ditey chaan naa kono AASHIRBAAD; 

aajker din e naaki ei pratiyogita mulak 

duniya e, lakshmi laabh naa holey 

naaki, pooro jeevan taa ee BARBAAD.'

SARASWATI DEVI: 'Vyatsa ! Tumi je 

nijey oi 'Saraswati Panchaali' boi taa 

pore, korte amaar pujo, taateyi ami 

hoyechilaam besh PRASANNO; 

taai aami aashirvaad diyechilaam 

jaate tomaar kono kirti 

baa abodaan jano hoye othey 

anobadyo ebong ektu BHINNO. 

Sudhu nijer kartabya paalan 

ebong mon diye kaaj kore 

jaao, oi lakkhi laabh niye 

korona beshi CHINTAA; 

jeevan sudhu nana rang er ee noy, 

nana swaad er o hoy, kakhano tok, 

kakhano baa jhaal, kakhano misti, 

kakhano baa NONTAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EELISH BHAAPA TAA DAARUN, AAR SHORSE TEL ER SE KI JHAANJH, CHOKH E AMAAR JAL, KINTU AASOLE, PACCHE NA KINTU KONO KANNA !!!

"BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Jakhan ee khet 

theke chaash kore fero, tomaake 

dekhte laage jano ekta KHYAPAA; 

ki ghemeyi naa gacho tumi, jaao 

pukur ghaat e giye, gaa taa dhuye eso, 

aami aaj redhechi eelish BHAAPA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hotath tui 

eelish maach taa peli 

kotha theke SUNI; 

emni teyi eto khorcha bereche, Mahajan 

Manipal ke abaar kaal kichu sudh er taaka 

ditey hobe, ei raasta e dekha holo EKKHUNI.'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Dujon 'ASHA' karmi 

hetey jacchilo raasta diye aar nijeder 

moddhe korchilo BOLABOLI; 

katogulo trawler naaki eseche 

steamer ghat e, jaate royeche 

prochur eelish maach KHAALI. 

Pramila r bor toh haat e maach bikri 

kore, okey bollam, ekta eelish 

amaar jonnyo alaada RAAKHTE; 

jato ee daam hok naa kano, 

osweekar kore toh laabh neyi, je 

eelish maach besh daarun laage KHETE. 

Maach taa Pramila ee 

diye galo baari teh ESE; 

amaar chottobela r bondhu Pramila, 

amaake ekhano se katto BHALOBAASE.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Hmm, 

sab ee toh BUJHLAAM; 

taah nilo 

kato DAAM ?'

BANGAAL RADHIKA: 'Ojon 

chilo ek kilo DUSO; 

daam nilo 

maatro BAAROSO.'

BAATI BANALATA: 'Bujhle Baba, 

tomaar bangaal bou kintu 

daarun kore RANNA; 

eelish bhaapa taa daarun, aar shorshe 

tel er se ki jhaanjh, chokh e amaar jal, 

kintu asole, pacche na kintu kono KANNA.'

GHOTI GHANASHYAM: 'Eelish obdi thik 

ache, kintu tor maa ke, ami konodin 

sutki maach shukote diyini RODEY; 

tuk kore pukur e kota 

doob diye, aami aaschi 

daara ektu BAADEY.'"- Arindam Sain

SESH HOTE JAAYE 1427 SAN ER 'BHAADRO'; AAR SEYIDIN AAPNI SUNBEN SEYI BYAAKTI R KANTHASWAR, JAAR NAAM 'BIRENDRAKRISHNA BHADRO' !!!

"Naa naa, eta ekdum sattyi 

boiki, noy kono GUJAB; 

'Biswakarma Pujo' r din ee poreche 

'Mahalaya', 2020 saal sattyi ee besh AJAB. '

'Durga Pujo' hobe, 

'Mahalaya' r din theke 

praaye ek maash PORE; 

Police ebong prashashan er maatha 

byatha, je ei 'Corona kaal' e, pandal e, 

pandal e, bheerh samlaano jaabe ki KORE ! 

Sesh hote 

jaaye 1427 san 

er 'BHAADRO'; 

aar seyidin aapni sunben seyi 

byaakti r kanthaswar, jaar 

naam 'Birendrakrishna BHADRO'. 

Bhorh belaa e, 

shunun o dekhun 

'Mahalaya' r ANUSTHAAN; 

taarpor toh ektu belaa holeyi, 

'Bho katta' katha taa shona jaabe, 

jakhan ee porbe oi maanja suto e TAAN. 

Ei bishaakto 'BeeshBeesh' e, 

biswajurey hoyechey 

kato ee naa MARAN; 

tobe jaara gelo bechey, taader 

kintu ei 2020 saal taa chirokaal 

thaakbe SMARAN."- Arindam Sain

JEKONO PARIKKHA KATHIN NAA HOLE, PARIKKHARTHI DER SATHIK MULYAAYON KORA JAAYENA !!!

"KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Orrey AMBAR; 

peli kato NOMBAR; 

tor baba toh bollo je tui naaki 

phal korechish DURDAANTO; 

kintu tor mukh e naai haasi, 

laagche kano toke eto KLAANTO.'

BHAIPO AMBAR: 'Ki aar boli kaaku, 

sabai je dekhchi mahapandit, 

keyu aar neyi ko goru, GAADHA; 

adou parikkha r khaatagulo 

dekha hoyeche kina, seta ee 

amaar kachey ekhan ekta DNHAADHA. 

Sudhu ami noy, durdaanto phal 

korechey praaye sabaai, otaa ee 

toh ekhan chinta r KAARON; 

bhalo kono college e 

bhorti hobaar prokriya 

jano ekhan ekti MAHARANN.'

KAKA DIBAKAR: 'Ami jakhan uccha 

madhyamik e, 60% number pelum, 

tor baba peeth chaaprey bolechilo, 

'Daarun result korechish DIBAKAR'; 

amader school e, toke aar amaake niye maatro 

5 jon ee 60% er opor number peyechey', tarpor 

toh kichu bachor por, tor baba aar ami 

dujoneyi hoye gelaam sarkaari CHAAKAR. 

Je kono parikkha kathin naa 

hole, parikhaarthi der sathik 

mulyaayon kora JAAYENA; 

tarpor sarba bharatiya khetrey onekeyi 

onek pratiyogita mulak parikkha e 

kichu ee korte PAARENA.'"- Arindam Sain

 

TMC IS NOW TOO DESPERATE TO PROVIDE ANY TYPE OF HELP TO HINDU BRAHMIN PRIESTS AND HINDI SPEAKING PEOPLE !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Out of 30 Muslim 
voters, 10 Muslims are voting for BJP and 
they belong to our next GENERATION; 
10 Muslims are voting for TMC and another 
10 Muslims are voting for 'INC-CPI(M)' alliance 
as they demand for more job CREATION. 
Out of 10 non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, 
4 voters will be voting for BJP and 45% of 60 
Hindu voters will be voting for BJP, so, out 
of 100, BJP is scoring 41, as per our 
research based mathematical CALCULATION; 
TMC is already getting 5 votes from 10 
non-Muslim and non-Hindu voters, but, 
the Hindu vote bank of TMC will reduce from 
50% to 35%, so, TMC will score a total of 36 
out of 100 as per our scientific PREDICTION.' 

ROYAL POLITICAL ANALYST: 'INC may do 
well in North Bangabhoomi due to a change 
in Bangabhoomi INC LEADERSHIP; 
but, still, both BJP and TMC 
will be gaining a lot again 
due to 'INC-CPI(M) PARTNERSHIP. 
TMC has smelled it that their 
Hindu vote bank is decreasing 
due to the boomerang effect 
of their own strategy of 
religion based POLARISATION; 
hence, TMC is now too desperate to provide 
any type of help to Hindu Brahmin priests 
and Hindi speaking people by giving them 
some allowances and benefits as 
a prize of CONSOLATION.'"- Arindam Sain