IF THOSE BEGGARS WANT TO DIE LIKE STREET DOGS, LET THEM COME !!!

"CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Our neighbour 
kingdom is again planning to wage 
a war against our KINGDOM;
they are brainwashing 
their young generation in 
the name of FREEDOM.'

HERMIT: 'The No. 1 beggar kingdom 
is using their media channels 
to spread this type of RUMOUR; 
even a little child of our 
kingdom will laugh at it, as it 
has become a topic of HUMOUR.'

KING: 'Printing and distribution
of fake currency notes were 
their only source of INCOME;
all the screws have been tightened, 
if those beggars want to die like 
street dogs, let them COME.'"- Arindam Sain

CHAND E CAMERA POUCHE GALO, AAR JADAVPUR CAMPUS E POUCHOLONA, JU R MAAN IJJAT SAB SESH !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jamon JNU,
thik tamon ee JU;
Hostel er aashepashe 
hocche ganja r CHAASH,
ota ki maadak pachaar koraar 
jaayega, na ekta college CAMPUS.'

BABOOL: 'Aar ekjon toh, bhaggyish 
boleni je, 'Jaadu' ke Chand thekei niye 
esechilo Roshan bangsho r 'RAKESH', 
praaye sabai bolche je, Chand e camera 
pouche galo, aar Jadavpur campus e 
poucholona, JU r maan ijjat sab SESH.'

BABLA: 'Ekta kaaj e ektu 
Budge Budge er dike giyechilam, 
okhaane raasta toh noy, jano DOBAA,
kono kaaj sankraanta phone 
korlei dekhi, oi Hakim saheb 
hoye jaan kaala o BOBAA.
Kalighat er kaaku naaki rege 
giye boleche, 'tor baba r KI'; 
satyi ee aro je kato circus 
dekhaa r ache BAAKI.'

BALA: 'Kalighat noy, ekhan khabor er 
shironaam e ache 'Jadavpur KAANDO', 
kaaku ke oto patta deowaa r ki ache, 
sabaai jaane, o byata BHANDO; 
Jadavpur University r campus e 
ekhano CCTV boslo na kano BOTE, 
Kolkata Police kencho khurte giye, 
peye jetei paare KEUTE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE STEADY, EVEN IF YOU ARE QUITE SLOW; TO DEFEAT 'CHANG'E', 'LUNA' AND 'APOLLO' !!!

"Be steady, even if you are quite SLOW; 
to defeat 'Chang'e', 'Luna' and 'APOLLO'.
'Vikram Lander' didn't accept any DEFEAT;
rather achieved an outstanding FEAT. 
After the soft landing on the 

Moon, the mission is not OVER; 
it is now the time to do some detailed 
research work by 'Pragyaan ROVER'. 
On 23.08.2023 at 6.04 PM of Indian 
Standard Time, the 'Chandrayaan-3' 
reached its DESTINATION; 
to achieve the record to land near 
the south pole region of the Moon, 
India was the first NATION.
The motive of this project 

was to find out whether the 

south pole region of the Moon 

is having water or NOT; 
even if there is a big layer of 

frozen ice, then, also, some 

scientific research works can 

be done, on whatever we GOT.
It got launched from Earth on 
14th July 2023 and it landed on 
the moon after 41 DAYS; 
reverse the number 41, yes, the 
'Pragyaan Rover' will do research for 
1 Lunar Day, that is, for 14 Earth DAYS. 
The Indian Space 
Research Organization 
(ISRO) has created a 
new historic MOMENT;
the next mission will be to 
create a 'Lunar City' on the Moon, 
provided there will be full support 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

ETA NAAKI EKTA 'AATANKAPUR', JANO BISWER 'ASHTAM ASHWARJYO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Katogulo chhatra raa 
miley, ekta niriho medhabi chhatra 
r jeeban taa ee kore dilo SESH;
oi Jadavpur campus ei thakte hobe, 
ke boleche, ei Kolkata sahar e ki 
obhaab poreche chhatra der MESH.'

BABOOL: 'Ki bhayankar ei 
Jadavpur campus, prokasye 
pore thaake madh er bottle 
aar garbhanirodhak er PACKET;
onek police ebong goyenda der 
sandeho ache onekdin theke, je 
ei campus e cholche na toh kono 
maadak aar madhuchakra r RACKET.'

BABLA: 'Baam ebong oti baam e 
raa eto taai diyeche askaara, je 
asohaaye bodh kore, ei Jadavpur 
University r UPACHARJYO; 
othocho prashashan o kichu ee 
bolena, sudhu boleyi khalaash je, 
eta naaki ekta 'Aatankapur', jano 
biswer 'ashtam ASHWARJYO'.'

BALA: 'Taah buddhijeebi gulo 
kothay gelo re, aagey toh 
kichu holeyi khub chechiye 
bolto 'hok KALARAB'; 
CCTV laagate dicchena kano, 
nischoi aaro kono gopon rahasya 
ache, taai ei buddhijeebi gulo o 
bhoy peye, hoyeche NIRAB.'"- Arindam Sain

15 EE AUGUST 1947 E, BHARAT HOLO SWAADHIN !!!

"'Ekbaar bidaaye de Maa, 
ghure aasi' gaan er saathe 
jukto je bir biplabi r NAAM; 
uni holen ei Bangabhoomi r 
birputra, 'Jugantar' sanghatan 
er biplobi, shahid KHUDIRAM. 
Bankim Chandra Chattopadhyay r 
lekha 'Anandamath' boi teh lekha 
chilo ekti deshattobodhak GAAN; 
dheere dheere seyi mayabi mantra, 
'Bande Mataram' hoye uthlo 
jaatiyotabaad jagaran er SLOGAN. 
Bipin Chandra Pal, 'Bande Mataram' 
naam ei ekti eengrezi patrika r 
suchona korlen, 'swadhinata 
chaai, aar noy British RAJ';
Khudiram Bose er fnaashi hobaar 
por, Gandhiji r ekta katha r birodhita 
kore, Bal Gangadhar Tilak 
bolechilen, 'Aamra chaai SWARAJ'.
Aurobindo Ghosh ee chilen 
'Jugantar' er pratishthata ebong 
'Bande Mataram' patrika r 
sampadak o SAANGBAADIK; 
Jakhan Aurobindo Ghosh sannyas 
niye Pondichery chole gelen, takhan 
thik holo, je ebaar 'Bagha Jatin' ee 
'Jugantar' er dwaaitwo NIK.
Mayurbhanj er pahaari jungle e 
lukiye thaaka r por, Baleswar e uni sesh 
nishwas tyaag koren, kintu Bagha Jatin 
bolten, 'Aamra morbo, jagat JAAGBE'; 
Oi 1915 saal ei, onaar ekjon anuraagi, 
'Rashbehari Bose', Japan e paaliye gelen, 
ebong uni mon e mon e bolten, 'British 
raa Bharat e, aar katodin THAAKBE ?'
Hoye gelen saangbaadik ebong 
ekjon Japani mahila ke biye kore, 
uni o hoye gelen JAPANI; 
ei Bangaali kosha mangsho r jhol, onaar 
haath dhorei je Japan e eto bikhyaato 
hoyeche, seta aamra aar kajon JAANI.
1942 saal e, Rashbehari Bose tairi korlen 
pratham Bharatiya saamarik vaahini, Indian 
National Army (INA), ebong Subhash Chandra 
Bose ke dilen netritwo korbaar DWAAITWO; 
30 e December 1943 e, jakhan Andaman er 
'Ross Island' e pratham baar Bharat er jaatiyo 
pataaka uttolon korlen Netaji, takhan thekei 
sankat e porlo, British der ASTITWA.
'Azad Hind Fauz' thakeni 
themey, 14 ee April 1944 er 
din e, Manipur er Moirang e, 
holo jaatiyo pataaka UTTALON;
ei sukhabar chhoriye portei, 
'Indian Congress' er baarlo 
aswasti, ebong aaro beshi kore 
hote laaglo biplabi ANDOLON.  
British ra bhoy pelo, je, jehetu Subhas 
(Royal Bengal Tiger) korchen GARJAN; 
aar beshi din noy, ebaar hoyto 
korei nebe swadhinata ARJAN.
'Azad Hind Fauz' swapno 
dekhchilo, je ebaar 
sudhu 'Delhi' taa 
kabza kora BAAKI; 
swapnobhango holo, jakhan 
America taader nuclear boma r 
maadhyam e, pooropoori dhangso 
kore dilo Hiroshima aar NAGASAKI. 
Chaturdike jakhan, ei atyachaari 
British samrajya r biruddhe Bharatiya 
janagan korte shuru korlo PRATIBAAD;
takhan British ra upolobdhi korlo, je 
ebaar Bharat taader ke charhtei hobe, 
noile taader hoye jaabe sab BARBAAD. 
Nongra rajneeti takhan o chilo, 
taai hoye galo desh BHAAG; 
onek kaaran chilo, taai Gandhiji r opor 
chilo swadeshi biplabi der onek RAAG.
15 ee August 1947 e, Bharat holo 
swaadhin, ebong 24 e January 
1950 e, 'Bande Mataram' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo GAAN; 
emon ki oi din ei, Rabindranath Tagore 
er lekha 'Jana Gana Mana' ee holo 
Bharat er jaatiyo sangeet, je gaan sabai 
ekotrito hoy gaaile, juriye jaaye PRAAN.
Pingali Venkayya r naksha 
kora pataaka ee pelo jaatiyo 
pataaka r SWEEKRITI;
proti bachor 15 ee August er 
din, Swadhinata Diwas paalito 
hoy, mene jaabotiyo REETI.
Ei Bharatbarsha ee ekmaatro desh, 
jano prithibi r moddhe, aaro ekta prithibi, 
jekhane sabaar moddhe royeche 
ekataa, jato ee thakuk naa BAICHITRA; 
ek din Netaji Subhash er swapna puran 
korbo aamra, sedin Afghanistan theke 
Myanmar obdi hobe 'Akhanda 
Bharat' er MAANCHITRA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA BOUNCED BACK TO MAKE THE SERIES 2-2 BY BEATING WEST INDIES BY 9 WICKETS ON 12.08.2023 !!!

"India lost the toss at Florida (USA) 
on 12.08.2023, but, Arshdeep Singh 
strikes back well, when it MATTERS; 
as he gave India, a good start 
by taking the wickets of two 
Caribbean opening BATTERS.
Kuldeep Yadav took the important 
wickets of Pooran and POWELL; 
West Indies was struggling as 
within 7 overs, their 4th wicket FELL.
Shai Hope counterattacked the Indian 
bowling unit, as if, to the West Indies 
selectors, he had something to TELL;
just by 5 runs, Shai Hope missed 
half a ton, as in Chahal's delivery, 
the catch was taken by Axar PATEL.
Shimron Hetmyer continued 
the fight, and to win the 
match, India must score 179;
due to Hetmyer's 61 and Hope's 45, 
West Indies came back well, as in 
10 overs, their score was 79.
With one more match to go, 
India bounced back in the series 
to make it 2-2 at LAUDERHILL; 
as India won by 9 wickets due to an 
outstanding 165 runs partnership by 
Yashasvi Jaiswal and Shubman GILL."- Arindam Sain

THE 'AI' ROBOTS WILL REDUCE THE JOB OPPORTUNITIES IN THIS GLOBAL COMPETITIVE MARKET !!!

"SOCIAL ACTIVIST: 'The 'AI' robots 
will reduce the job opportunities
in this global competitive MARKET; 
also this 'AI' technology is providing 
ease of access to any information 
to change the social MINDSET.

SCIENTIST: 'What social mindset 
you guys are referring to, we are 
unable to UNDERSTAND;
why is it always that whenever any 
new technology brings in a change, 
you guys cannot WITHSTAND ?'

SOCIAL ACTIVIST: 'The 'AI' 
robots don't have any emotion, 
they have no HUNGER;
but, you never know when 
they can destroy or kill 
humans out of ANGER.'

SCIENTIST: 'Nowadays, in the 
corporate world, humans are 
working and behaving like robots, 
so, there is nothing to WORRY; 
even if those 'AI' robots kill any 
humans, their processor has 
been programmed to say the 
famous English word, 'SORRY'.'

SOCIAL ACTIVIST: 'Those days 
are coming when the firms will buy 
'AI' robots with 3 years warranty 
period and one time INVESTMENT;
buy 1 'AI' robot for 10 lakhs INR which 
expires after 5 years, so, expenses is 
2 lakhs INR per year, so, there is no 
need for human RECRUITMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

WE HEREBY REQUEST ALL THE BANK EMPLOYEES OF INDIA TO VOTE AGAINST BJP IN THE UPCOMING 2024 LOK SABHA ELECTION !!!

"PSU BANK CLERK: 'If any PSU 
Bank Officer's wife is a working 
woman, not a HOUSEWIFE; 
then due to bad transfer policy of 
PSU Banks, any PSU Bank Officer and 
his family members lead a tough LIFE.
In these transfer policies, the SBI 
and the BOB are bringing in 
rapid TRANSFORMATION; 
because of these changes in transfer 
policies, BOB may emerge as the 2nd 
largest PSU Bank of India NATION.'

PSU BANK UNION LEADER: 'In 
the near future, for bad HR 
policies, all the South Indian 
Banks may PERISH; 
there are remote places in South India, 
where all North Indian officers are 
posted, and customers neither 
understand Hindi nor ENGLISH. 
All the HR policies have 
deteriorated due to 
BJP's INTERVENTION; 
to weaken the PSU Banks 
to privatize those PSU Banks 
is their real INTENTION. 
We hereby request all the PSU 
Bank employees of India to vote 
against BJP in the upcoming 
2024 Lok Sabha ELECTION; 
staffs of PSU organizations other than 
the banking sector are enjoying 5 days 
a week of work with a higher pay scale, 
time has come to do the CORRECTION.'

PSU BANK OFFICER: 'What is the 
role of any union leader in PSU Bank, 
they are here to do timepass and 
get a job posting near their HOUSE;
during any meeting with the 
management, it looks as if the 
management guys become the 
cats to chase and terrify any MOUSE.
Why should the other PSU organizations
other than the banking sector will 
have all the fun and ENTERTAINMENT; 
the finance minister must immediately 
implement 5 days banking and approve the 
next 'Bipartite SETTLEMENT'.'"- Arindam Sain

JEKHANEI DEKHBE BAAROOD, SEKHANEI JWAALIYE DAAO DESHLAI KAATHI !!!

"DUSKRITI: 'Shono 
hey RAJA,
bagaan e lukiye rekhechi 
bomaa taaza TAAZA,
opor tala e sab katha hoye ache, 
amader hobena kono SAAZA,
sadharan maanush aar sangbaadik
raa dekhche khaali MAJAA.'

RAJA: 'Mahamantri, emon 
ekti baar karo FANDI,
je eder raakhte o 
hobena BANDI,
othocho saap o morbe, 
bhangbena kono LAATHI,
jekhanei dekhbe baarood, sekhanei 
jwaaliye daao deshlai KAATHI.'

MAHAMANTRI: 'Eder ke aamra 
maarbo naa HAATHE, 
barong kaayeda kore dheere 
dheere maarbo BHAATHE. 
Hotath eder parivaar er lokjon 
upolobdhi korbe BHOOMIKAMPO,
takhan kichu ee korte paarbena, 
jato ee koruk LAMPHOJHAMPO.'"- Arindam Sain

BERHAMPORE KE EKDOM EKTA ALAADA ZILLA HISEBE GHOSONA KORA UCHIT !!!

"Bosiya Bhagirathi r 
nadi r TEERE,
dekhitechi maajhi taa re, nouka 
baaiya loiya jaaye dheere DHEERE.
Berhampore er bridge khub ekta 
baro noye, hnetei jaowaa jaaye 
epaar theke OPAAR, 
tobu o kichu lok 
ekhano pachondo kore, 
korite kheya PARAPAAR.
Berhampore sahar e, ki raat 
ki din, toto baa rickshaw 
konodin ee thaakena BANDHO,
tobe oi Berhampore station er 
kaache, ekhano paaowa jaaye 
katogulo laash er pocha GANDHO.
Berhampore er ek dike 
ektu Nawabi thaat, toh aar ek 
dike Brahman der aabhijaatyo r 
chhaap ekhano BARTAMAN;
Berhampore ke ekdom ekta alaada 
zilla hisebe ghosona kora uchit, tobei 

Berhampore er aadi baasinda der 
deowa hobe upojukto SAMMAN.
Jiaganj Rail Station er saathe rail 
line er madhyam e, Azimganj Rail 
Station ke jure dileyi HOLO;
taarpor aar ki, ekdum Berhampore er 
opor diye Sealdah-Shillong Express 
train e chepe ghurte CHALO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED WEST INDIES BY 200 RUNS ON 01.08.2023 TO WIN THE 3 MATCH SERIES BY 2-1 !!!

"On 01.08.2023, Ishan Kishan 
showed as an opener, what 
aggressiveness is all ABOUT,
Sanju Samson showed his 
aggression when after Ishan's 
departure, Ruturaj also got OUT.
Shubman Gill's performance
is too CONSISTENT, 
to boost the confidence 
level at the Indian TENT. 
Due to 'Hardik Hurricane', 
India stormed to 351/5,
Shubman Gill is the highest
contributor with his knock of 85.
By taking 3 early 
wickets, Mukesh Kumar 
emerged as a MONSTER,
Shardul and Jaydev also took 
wickets and for West Indies, at a 
score of 50/6, it was really a DISASTER.
Alick Athanaze got bowled out by 
Kuldeep, when his score was 32, 
and Kuldeep finished his 
bowling figure at 25/2. 
Shardul Thakur broke the 
dangerous tailenders PARTNERSHIP, 
and also earned 4 valuable 
wickets through his HARDSHIP.
India won by 200 runs to win 
the 3 match series by 2-1, 
as West Indies got 
bowled out at 151."- Arindam Sain

SE JE BANGLADESH ER BIKHYATO BHIKHARINI, TAAKE JE AAMRA KHUB BHALO KORE CHINI !!!

"MAMA: 'Se je Bangladesh 
er bikhyato BHIKHARINI,
taake je aamra khub 
bhalo kore CHINI.
Nehaat amader 
haath paa BNADHAA,
noile ei rahasya ta toh 
khub ee sahaj DHNADHAA.'

BHAAGNE: 'Baccha ta je kaar chilo, 
seyi niye chaa er dokaane adda 
maarchilo lokjon, bose BOSE;
jaai hok seshmesh kichu ekta 
uttar se diyechilo, onek kichu bhebe 
aar onek rakam anko KOSHE.
Kano je tobu bheto Bangaali 
gulo, egulo keyi maatha e 
tule naache ki JAANI, 
noile ki aar eto lokjon thokiye, 
eto sampatti taairi kore, hote 
paarto dakaat der RANI.'"- Arindam Sain