YOU WANT MY MIND TO FLY IN A WORLD OF FANTASY; TO ALLOW MY HEART TO FEEL A STATE OF ECSTASY !!!

"GIRL: 'Why I love you, I don't 

know, but, I love you, that's ALL; 

my world of love has the best quality 

romance, though it may look SMALL. 

The beauty is always at its peak here and 

is a natural beauty, nothing is GLAMOURIZED; 

I welcome you to this beautiful world where 

at every step, you may feel MESMERIZED.' 

BOY: 'You want my mind to 

fly in a world of FANTASY; 

to allow my heart to feel 

a state of ECSTASY. 

You want me to do a 

silly mistake in a romantic 

sense of youthful EXUBERANCE; 

thanks for inviting me to your favourite 

garden, full of beautiful flowers and 

nice FRAGRANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT FUN IS THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE ONLY, WITH SO MANY COLOURS, THE CONTENTS LOOK BEAUTIFUL !!!

"READER: 'Who told you to publish 

your printed books in letters with 

blue and red colour COMBINATION; 

the American firm, Amazon.com has cancelled 

the deal with you regarding e-books, so, your 

printed books are only limited to India NATION. 

When you are providing colours 

to those letters, the production 

price of books are RISING; 

and why you are not providing 

some discounts on those books 

is also quite SURPRISING.'

WRITER: 'What fun is there in black 

and white only, with so many colours, 

the contents look BEAUTIFUL; 

though, many books which got published in the 

initial stages have black and white letters only, 

but, in travel books, the letters are COLOURFUL. 

Except few books, other books 

are priced at a reasonable AMOUNT; 

anyway, still, I will try to give maximum 

permissible limit DISCOUNT.'"- Arindam Sain

TALIBAN ARE STILL THE TERRORISTS, STILL THE SAME; JOE BIDEN HAS CREATED A DARK SPOT IN AMERICAN HISTORY, WHAT A SHAME !!!

"CIA AGENT: 'Sometimes people do ELECT;  

which is not PERFECT. 

Taliban are still the terrorists, 

still the SAME; 

Joe Biden has created a dark spot 

in American history, what a SHAME ! 

Many 'Pentagon' officials are also 

unhappy with such a foolish PRESIDENT; 

for Joe Biden only, the global terrorism 

will increase worldwide at PRESENT.'

AFGHAN SPY: 'Afghan women have to 

wear burqah only and are now JOBLESS; 

Afghan men have to keep beards, so, 

it is a loss for razor BUSINESS.' 

RAW AGENT: 'As per secret sources, 

Afghans are now furious and 

are getting UNITED; 

they are planning to give a nice 

treatment to Taliban, even though 

their resources are quite LIMITED. 

Afghans have become educated and 

modern in these 20 years, so, for them, 

the Taliban rule is totally UNACCEPTABLE; 

everyone understands that USA wants to revive 

its economy by selling guns and bullets, by 

creating a situation which is UNSTABLE.'

ISRAELI HACKER: 'Why Russia has accepted 

the Taliban rule is a bit of surprise and 

almost everyone is ignoring THAT; 

why some nations want a third world war, don't 

worry, to chase any smart mouse, our 

organization is still the best CAT.'"- Arindam Sain

THE BRAVE AFGHAN FREEDOM FIGHTERS WILL SURELY COUNTERATTACK TALIBAN ON AFGHANISTAN SOIL !!!

"TALIBAN: 'We will rule the world one day, we 

can conquer and capture any GOVERNMENT; 

whatever we will order, all the nations have to 

obey that, otherwise, they may have to LAMENT.'

INDIAN: 'We heartily congratulate Joe Biden 

and Kamala Harris for creating a new HELL; 

but, our Intelligence Department has already 

tracked each and every Talibani sleeper CELL.'

TALIBAN: 'Our master plan is to conquer all 

the major economic hubs of AFGHANISTAN; 

and then with the joint venture with China, 

we will capture the entire PAKISTAN.'

INDIAN: 'It is easier said than done, because 

the brave Afghan freedom fighters will surely 

counterattack Taliban on Afghanistan SOIL; 

Iran and Saudi Arabia have to keep a safe 

distance from Taliban as their dominance is 

declining in the business of OIL.'"- Arindam Sain

WHENEVER YOU ARE BUYING ANY SWADESHI PRODUCT, YOU ARE GIVING THE INDIAN ECONOMY A DIRECT BOOM !!!

"Credit must be given to all the existing 

swadeshi companies for their SURVIVAL; 

as these swadeshi companies will be the 

key players for Indian economy REVIVAL. 

The 'Make In India' initiative has 

surely got a THUMBS UP; 

and in this pandemic situation, more focus was 

given on each and every 'Swadeshi STARTUP.' 

Whenever you are buying any swadeshi 

product, you are giving the Indian 

economy a direct BOOM; 

the 'Be vocal for local' concept 

has already increased worldwide 

profitability of swadeshi HANDLOOM. 

Switch to swadeshi products 

as those products are improving 

a lot in terms of QUALITY; 

some media channels must motivate 

the swadeshi entrepreneurs to popularize 

their swadeshi ENTITY."- Arindam Sain

BY JOE BIDEN, IS IT A SHREWD STRATEGY OR JUST A POLITICAL BLUNDER !!!

"By Joe Biden, is it a shrewd strategy 

or just a political BLUNDER; 

which had a negative impact on poor Afghan 

people to experience the 'Talibani THUNDER.' 

India may remain neutral on 

this issue of AFGHANISTAN; 

provided the Taliban will help India 

to snatch PoK from PAKISTAN. 

Taliban will surely go for expansion, so, 

Islamabad will be their next TARGET; 

Pakistani officials may feel happy, but, in 

the near future, they may have to REGRET. 

China was eyeing to conquer Islamabad and 

this Taliban aggression will help them a LOT; 

Taliban has secret deals with China, so, 

Islamabad may become the 'Honey POT'. 

Is USA playing a very smart politics 

in this pandemic SITUATION; 

to revive their economy by selling so 

many arms and AMMUNITION."- Arindam Sain

E JYANO FERRY NOUKA, EKBAAR EI KUL TOH AAR EKBAAR OI KUL; AAM AAR HOCCHE KOI, JATO EE DHORUK MUKUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekhankaar BJP r 

nichu tala r onek purono karmi 

der moddhe baarche AAKROSH; 

kaaron CPI(M) ebong TMC theke 

onek nongra jal dhukeche, bolaai 

jaaye je, 'jato dosh Nando GHOSH'.'

BABOOL: 'Taah oi agaacha 

gulo ebaar chhetey dileyi toh hoye 

jaabe sab samasya r SAMADHAAN; 

jato ee urea daao bhaai, poka ektu 

adhtu laagbeyi, taah bole ki aar 

chaash korbe naa DHAAN.'

BABLA: 'Oi subudhabaadi gulo ke 

toh aageyi shaasthi deowaa UCHEET; 

ektu o sthirota neyi, aaj ei daal e, kaal 

oi daal e, se hok haar baa JEET.'

BALA: 'E jyano ferry nouka, 

ekbaar ei kul toh aar ekbaar oi KUL; 

gaach e aam aar hocche koi, jato 

ee dhoruk MUKUL.'"- Arindam Sain

AGAR HAIN DUM; TOH BADHAO KADAM; KAR KE BHARAT MAATA KO NAMAN; JUNG KE MAIDAN MEIN KHATAM KARO DUSHMAN !!!

"Agar hain DUM; 

toh badhao KADAM; 

kar ke Bharat Maata ko NAMAN; 

jung ke maidan mein khatam karo DUSHMAN. 

Koi bhi jung jeetna 

nahi hain AASAAN; 

kabhi kom naa hone denge 

duniye mein yeh Hindustan ki SHAAN. 

Zameen ho, ya samandar, 

ya ho AASMAAN; 

Bharat maata ki raksha mein sadaa hain taiyaar, 

kaandhon mein liye yuddh ka SAAMAAN. 

Lakh kar le hamaare 

dushman KOSHISH; 

nakaam kar diye hain hum ne, 

har tarah ke SAAZISH. 

Kashmir se le ke Kanyakumari 

tak aur Kutch se le ke Kohima 

tak, jaahan bhi le dushman 

hum se PANGA; 

ek baat dimaag mein baithaale, 

ki yeh hain naya Hindustan, palat ke bahut 

maar maarenge, aur garv se laheraayega 

Hindustan ki TIRANGA."- Arindam Sain

CAPITALIZE ON THEIR LOOPHOLES AND IMPLEMENT THE 'TROJAN HORSE' TACTICS !!!

"HERMIT: 'Before the storm, 

there has to be a SILENCE; 

surgical strikes must always be 

clinical even if there is VIOLENCE.' 

KING: 'No, in some wars, we 

will intentionally RETREAT; 

then by shrewd diplomacy, we 

will give our enemies a royal TREAT.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Step by step, 

we are capturing their TERRITORIES; 

as they are fools to believe that we are 

believing in their rumours and fake STORIES.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'No need to do anything, 

just try to understand their style of POLITICS; 

capitalize on their loopholes and implement 

the 'Trojan Horse' TACTICS.'"- Arindam Sain

BY OPENING A SAVINGS ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, IT IS INDIRECTLY PAVING THE WAY FOR WOMEN EMPOWERMENT !!!

"HUSBAND: 'Come on, to 

open a savings ACCOUNT; 

in your name with a minimum 

1000 rupees AMOUNT; 

let us go to the nearest 

PSU bank branch TOMORROW; 

government will give you Rs. 500 or Rs. 1000 

per month and your savings will GROW.'

WIFE: 'Oh ! Now, I understand, why 

suddenly you are so much INTERESTED; 

to open a savings account in my name, for 

so many times, to you, I have REQUESTED. 

I don't care about the 

'Laxmi Bhandar' allowance 

from the Bangabhoomi GOVERNMENT; 

but, by opening a savings account in my 

name, it is indirectly paving the way 

for women EMPOWERMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

EDER MATO BHETO BANGAALI DER JONNYO EKDUM UPOJUKTO OI HAAWAII CHOTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jakhan tritiyo baar er jonnyo 

khamota e elo, eraa ee sobuj aabir mekhe 

korechilo NAACHANAACHI; 

ekhan chaakri teh niyog hocchena 

bole, era dekhacche bikkhobh, 

korche CHECHAMECHI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Se ki mashai ! Taai naaki ! 

Taah keyu satyi katha bolle, era ee toh bolto 

je birodhi dal er hoye korche BIGGYAPON; 

shaakh diye aar katodin maach dhaaka jaaye, 

niyog byabostha teh, je bhalo ee durniti 

royeche, se katha taa aar neyi je GOPON.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Bekaar der dicche 

bekaar bhaata, aar Club e, Club e, 

dicche onek TAAKA; 

naai baa elo shilpo, naai baa 

holo karmosansthan, bosiye bosiye khete 

dileyi toh goriye jacche unnayan er CHAAKA.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Egulo aasole kumir er 

kaanna, jato ee koruk KANNAKAATI; 

eder mato bheto bangaali der jonnyo ekdum 

upojukto oi haawaii CHOTI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 'TOKYO 2020' OLYMPICS, A NEW HISTORY HAS BEEN CREATED !!!

"There is surely one reason in 2021 

for the Indians to feel ELATED; 

as in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 

a new history has been CREATED. 

The performances of the 

Indian Olympians got ELEVATED; 

though, they were 

really UNDERRATED. 

India got independence 

on 15th August 1947; 

in 'Tokyo 2020' Olympics, 

India's medals tally is 7. 

Inside their belly, 

there was HUNGER; 

why boxing points are not displayed, 

and that justifies Mary Kom's ANGER. 

Both Mirabai Chanu and Ravi Kumar Dahiya 

gave their best individual performances EVER; 

though, both had to settle down 

each with a medal of SILVER. 

Due to some fantastic performances 

by the men's hockey team, a bronze 

medal came in Indian 'HOCKEY'; 

the women's hockey team has 

also won our hearts despite 

being slightly UNLUCKY. 

PV Sindhu ended up in 

Badminton at the third SPOT; 

but earning one medal each in two 

Olympic games really means a LOT. 

Lovlina Borgohain performed well 

to ensure a bronze medal in BOXING; 

and Bajrang Punia dominated his opponent 

to earn a bronze medal in WRESTLING. 

'The real grandmaster does the checkmate at 

the last night', the wise men have already TOLD; 

and it was Neeraj Chopra in the javelin throw 

event, who earned a medal of GOLD. 

It is the first ever gold medal 

for India in ATHLETICS; 

and the best ever campaign 

by India in any OLYMPICS."- Arindam Sain

MERGER OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS HAS SURELY EXPOSED THAT THE PSU BANKS HAVE POOR IT INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Merger of several PSU Banks has 

surely exposed that the PSU Banks 

have poor IT INFRASTRUCTURE; 

as if a football coach is motivating a 

striker to score goals who is suffering 

from a mild knee FRACTURE. 

With upgraded and modern IT infrastructure, 

the private banks are finding it easier 

to do market CAPTURE; 

as the drivers of PSU Banks 

are frequently experiencing the 

cases of tyre PUNCTURE. 

Synergy may be positive now, 

but, it may easily become negative 

at the next JUNCTURE; 

as because, towards the IT infrastructure 

modernization, the top management 

of PSU Banks still have a callous NATURE. 

Prompt and smooth services are of 

top priority to any customer, not just a 

smiling face and a nice GESTURE; 

if the IT infrastructure remains pathetic like 

this in PSU Banks, then 'privatization' will 

become a necessity in the very near FUTURE. 

Be it 'Niti Aayog', be it 'RBI', 

be it 'Finance Ministry', it is 

quite easy for them to give 

any high level LECTURE; 

but, the poor condition of IT infrastructure 

in PSU Banks cannot be suppressed 

by showcasing in front of 'Modi 2.0 

Government', a rosy PICTURE."- Arindam Sain

TRIPURA E GIYE KORCHE HOI HOI; AAR BANGABHOOMI TEH CHARIDIKEY JAL THOI THOI !!!

"Barshakaal hok baa naa hok, 

jodi naa o thaake bhora KOTAAL; 

tobu o ektu adhik bristi holeyi 

baanbhashi hoye jaaye 'GHATAAL'; 

aar Silpara, Bhawanipore, Park Street, 

Maniktala, Parnashree Pally aar 

Maheshtala r obostha toh aaro BEHAAL; 

pourasabha ke eto tax deowaa hocche, 

tobu o nikaashi byabostha r neyi kono 

unnati, aaro beshi jal jomche AAJKAAL. 

Tripura e giye korche HOI HOI; 

aar Bangabhoomi teh charidikey jal THOI THOI; 

jato ee oi nichu talaa r netaa gulo ke 

apni khoawaan rasogolla aar misti DOI; 

samasya gulo toh bereyi choleche, 

egulo r aar samadhan hocche KOI. 

Besh, meneyi nilaam, je, prochur vote 

peye khamota e eseche, jodi o herey 

gache ekta samay r 'AGNIKANYA'; 

taah boley eto taai abonati ghotbe, 

je ektu nimnochaap er jerey beshi 

bristi holeyi, hoye jaabe BANYA. 

Kolkata r ekhan jaa abostha, aar 

paanch bachar por, majhemoddheyi 

raasta e nouka naamate HOBE; 

jato ee jal jantrana hok naa kano, 

office jaatri raa besh mojaa korte korte, 

nouka e kore office e JAABE."- Arindam Sain

SAVE THE TIGERS, SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT !!!

"If the poachers are 

allowed to pull the TRIGGER; 

then a day will come, when 

there will be no TIGER. 

All poachers must get a strict non bailable 

punishment after their immediate ARREST; 

point to be noted, that without the presence 

of tigers, there will be no big FOREST. 

So, save the tigers, 

save the ENVIRONMENT; 

learn to love and respect the 'Mother Nature' , 

otherwise, be prepared to get PUNISHMENT. 

It is a tough job for all the forest officers 

to keep strict vigilance on poachers 

by applying different TACTICS; 

the good news is that the 

population of tigers are on the rise 

as per latest STATISTICS."- Arindam Sain