IF IT DOESN'T BECOME A ONE SIDED MATCH, THEN ON THE COUNTING DAY, ENJOY THE NAIL BITING THRILLING ENTERTAINMENT !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2026 Bengal 
Election, TMC will get 222;
Others will get 10, and 
BJP will just get 62.
For the 4th time, Mamata 
Banerjee will become the 
Chief Minister of West BENGAL;
many politicians will be jealous, 
but she will roar like a tigress and it 
will also be a world record after ALL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, it has to be, and BJP is 
a Hindu language belt party, but, Bengali 
Voters will vote for a Bengali WOMAN;
be it employment generation, be it women 
safety, be it in GDP growth, she has done 
incredibly well, how much she CAN.
All the Muslim voters will vote for her, as 

she has brought a change in the lifestyle 

of all the people of minority COMMUNITY;
so much training has been made for skill 

development, that you will find Bengali 

Muslims working in any other CITY.'

BABLA: 'Dr. Shyamaprasad Mukherjee 
is the founder of BJP, so BJP surely 
has a Bengali IDENTITY;
by the way, is it not a racist remark 
regarding a national political party 
of a nation of 'Unity in DIVERSITY'.
But, yes, it is also true that for BJP, the 
figure of 148 is completely out of RANGE;
if the voters of Kolkata, both 24 Parganas, 

Paschim Medinipur, Purba Bardhaman 
and Howrah do not vote for a CHANGE.'

BALA: 'For both the parties, the 
scenario can be either 180-110 
or 150-140, quite COMPETITIVE;
as because women get monthly 
allowances, for TMC in rural 
Bengal, the impact is POSITIVE. 
For BJP, their strength is the young 
voters, and like any Dark Horse team, 
can they win this TOURNAMENT;
if it doesn't become a one sided match, 
then on the counting day, enjoy the 
nail biting thrilling ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

KINTU KATODIN THAAKA JAAYE EROKOM BHOY BHOY; EBAAR TOH TAAHOLE PAALTA EKTA PRATIRODH GORE TULTEY HOY !!!

"Proti 100 jon e, 10 jon 
jodi hoy GOONDA;
tahole kano kono naari 
hobena 'CHAAMOONDA'.
10 jon humki daaye baaki 90 jon 
ke, er pechone o royeche seyi 
ek ee rajnoitik KAARAN;
bhoy peye jaaye boiki janagan, 
kaaran taara toh bhadro, shikkito, 
maarjito ebong oti SADHARAN.
Kintu katodin thaaka 
jaaye erokom bhoy BHOY;
ebaar toh taahole paalta 
ekta pratirodh gore tultey HOY.
90 jon miley jodi ghire dhore 
10 jon ke, Police ke aar nite 
hobena kono BYABOSTHA;
sudhu daktaar babu der ektu laabh 
hobe aar osudh niye chinta nei, GST 
chaarh er por, osudh hoyeche SHASTA."- Arindam Sain

SUDHU AAMI KANO, SAARA BISWAJUREY KATO KOTI KOTI BANGAALI KHUSI HOBEN, JODI RAJNOITIK PAALABADAL GHOTE !!!

"MAANIK: 'Ekjot hao tomra, 
kaaron Bindu Bindu SINDHU;
jagatsreshto amader ei 
sanatan dharma 'HINDU'.
Hindu raa ebaar 
jaago JAAGO;
noile bolbe ora, 
'bhaago BHAAGO'.'

NEELAM: 'Aar hobena 
bina yuddhe Bharat JOY;
'Uniform Civil Code' chaalu 
kore korbo PARAJOY.
Hindu der moddhe Bangaali 
der ee eto kiser BHOY;
maach khele toh buddhi baare, 
tobu o Bangaali bojhena ABHINOY.'

PANNA: 'Chop aar dhop toh onek holo, 
ebar ektu khaowa jaak JHALMURI;
dhyako dekhini kaando, ete o heavy 
jhaal maairi, pooro political SURSURI.
Haaowa toh ghurche mashaai, jaa 
chilo ek samay Mini PAKISTAN;
seta kintu janasadharan er garjan 
er jonno ee hocche Naya HINDUSTAN.'

HIRA: 'Bolchen tahole, je ei 
Bangaali raa ekhan firey pacche 
taader baiplabik CHHANDO;
ei Swadeshi biplabi janojoyaar 
ee toh darkar, ekta parivartan 
hole, hoy na MANDO.
Sudhu annyay aar atyachar er 
bichaar noy, ei larai taa astitwa 
rakkha r laraai o toh BOTE;
sudhu aami kano, saara biswajurey 
kato koti koti Bangaali khushi hoben, 
jodi rajnoitik paalabadal GHOTE."- Arindam Sain

WHY ARE YOU DANCING, WHY SUCH AN ENJOYMENT !!!

"MANJU: 'How are you, my son, 
have you seen my dancing REEL;
again we have won, they have 
failed to turn the WHEEL.
It is Green again, neither 
Saffron nor RED;
also our monthly allowances 
have been increased to 1,500.'

MANTU: 'Mom, have you ever 
demanded for EMPLOYMENT;
why are you dancing, why 
such an ENJOYMENT.
I am your son, I have done 
MTECH, still I had to MIGRATE;
I am staying in a rented house, I am 
doing a job in Maharashtra STATE.
Had you all demanded jobs, I 
would have stayed in Kolkata ONLY;
I am your only son, I am settling down in 
Pune, now you and Dad will feel LONELY.'

MANJU: 'Kolkata has now become 
like London with so many LIGHTS;
the non Bengali people again failed to 
conquer Bengal after so many FIGHTS.'

MANTU: 'Mom, here in Pune, I get 
respect as an Indian first, not because 
I belong to a Bengali COMMUNITY;
you have been brainwashed and 1500 
rupees is the price of votebank vaccine 
that boosts their political IMMUNITY.
Buy a boat Mom, as Kolkata 
will become Venice SOON;
you will realise it, after 
the arrival of 'MONSOON'.
You are talking about lights, maybe 
to hide the 'Abhaya Case' DARKNESS;
and someone orders the women to stay 
at home after 8 PM, my GOODNESS.
How many educated young Bengali girls 
and boys can you see in your LOCALITY;
majority of them have migrated for jobs 
to Bengaluru, Hyderabad or Pune CITY.'

MANJU: 'What are you trying to 
say, I don't UNDERSTAND;
we have won again, we will enjoy 
today, the celebration will be GRAND.
Just like and share my dancing 
reel, as my dance moves are 
gaining POPULARITY;
your Dad is planning to sell this 
house, as in our area, we Hindus 
are becoming MINORITY.'"- Arindam Sain

GERUA JHARH ELE, SHINGHASAN E BOSBE UTTARBANGA R SHIKKAK, 'SUKANTO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chaturdike gerua shibir 
er lokjon hocche AAKRAANTO;
kibhabe taader asamman kora jaaye, 
cholche kato ee na CHAKRAANTO.'

BABOOL: 'Janasadharan 
aar je pacchena BHOY;
taai goonda der neta netri ra bhabche, 
je eibaar naa hoye jaaye PARAJOY.
Duskriti raa ee khacche paatkel, eto 
humki diye o hoye jacche KLAANTO;
gerua jharh ele, shinghasan e bosbe 
Uttarbanga r shikkak, 'SUKANTO'.'

BABLA: 'Dakkhin Bharat e gache jei 
sab Bangaali parijaayi SHRAMIK;
taader ki dakkhin Bharatiya bhaasha 
shikhte hocche, era ektu khoj NIK.
Aamra aage Bharatiya, bhinrajye 
basobaas korche Bangaali kato SHATO;
othocho bhinrajye r lokjon ei rajye ele, 
era apomaan kore, bole 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BALA: 'Barood er stup e daariye 
ache, jodi jwale jaaye DESLAAI;
sab sesh hoye jaabe, kaaron 
aagun e poore hoye jaabe CHHAI.
Sankhyaguru der noy, barong 
sankhyalaghu der fireche HNUUSH;
magajdholai r mantra bhoole, duskriti 
der biruddhe jeetbe ki MAANUSH.'"- Arindam Sain 

EKTA O TOH KOI DEKHCHI NA KONO BHAALO KAAJ; JANASADHARAN EE BOLCHE, JE CHOLCHE 'JUNGLE RAJ' !!!

"TUPITUMPA: 'Ora onek peye gechilo, 
jehetu apni korechilen onek LEKHALEKHI;
ebaare apnaar lekha bandho raakhun, 
kibhabe koi century korte paare DEKHI.
Ek ekta blog noy 
toh, jano BOMA;
porei jano pratibaadi 
hoye othe ei 'TILATTOMA'.'

BITTUSONA: 'Aamaar lekha r sathe 
oder oi sankhya pabaar ki SAMPARKO;
bodhoy apnaar kono kaaj taaj nei, taai 
gaa e pore korte esechen TARKO.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Emnitei dekhchen je 
amader bazaar ekhan besh MANDAA;
taar opor apni apnaar lekha r 

madhyam e koren kato NINDAA.'

BITTUSONA: Taah bhaalo kaaj 
korte ke koreche BAARON;
ekta o toh bhaalo kaaj korte dekhina, 
bolun er pechone royeche ki KAARON.
Ekta o toh koi dekhchi 
na kono bhaalo KAAJ;
janasadharan ee bolche, 
je cholche 'JUNGLE RAJ'.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Raja Harishchandra 
baa Yudhishthir jeevan e ki peyeche 
bolun toh, hoye SATYABAADI;
eta kaliyug, adhikangsho ee asaut, 
pashe kauke paaben naa, jei muhurte 
hoben aapni annyay r PRATIBAADI.
Aar kota din barong lekhalekhi 
taa raakhun BANDHO;
naa hoy kota din hoy roilen 
Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO.'

BITTUSONA: 'Besh, aapni 
rekhechen jakhan BAAZI; 
ekhan lekhalekhi bandho thaakbe, 
na hoy hoyei jacchi RAAZI.
Kintu taa o bolchi ora thik 
century korbe, jodi na hoy 
kono kaarchupi baa KAARSAAJI;
ora century korlei, aami jaa chaaibo 
apnaar theke, taa kintu dite hobe, 
khete paarben na takhan DEEGBAAJI.'"- Arindam Sain

SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain