UPGRADE CBS WITH A SINGLE AND SIMPLE PLATFORM, 'THIRD EYE' !!!

"SYSTEM ANALYST: 'Don't 
just rush to implement AI; 
rather upgrade CBS with a single 
and simple platform, 'Third EYE'.
Type the Customer ID and 
click on the button, 'Fetch CKYC';
whether PAN, Aadhaar and Voter  
is there in that ID, you have to SEE.
All information is there, click on the 
button, 'CIBIL' to get the CIBIL SCORE;
in CBS itself, you can check whether 
a customer is having 730 or MORE.
CIF integration with KYC documents 
should be done at a rapid PACE;
Each customer must have a 
CKYC number, to win the RACE.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'Some customers 
do make a loan request with a SMILE;
but that smile disappears when we 
tell them to show the ITR FILE.
Based on CKYC, PAN and DOB linked 
to CIF, we also want to fetch CERSAI;
Based on CIBIL, CERSAI, either accept 
loan applications or bid GOODBYE.
Basically, we want a platform where 
CKYC is linked with CERSAI and CIBIL;
this platform in CBS, will help the 
bankers to keep strict VIGIL.' - Arindam Sain

CHINTA KI, MON E KHUB BYATHA BUJHI, DICCHE JE BHAATA, OTAI BYATHA R MALOM !!!

"Bnhaata tumi jaao choli, 
ebaar aasite daao JOYAAR;
maanush je aar nei je ekhan 
seyi saamaajik JANOYAAR.
Yeh samaaj aanbe 
onek kichur ee BADAL;
se asha e shono oi aadivasi 
raa bajaaiche jeh MAADAL.
Deergho eto bachor er 
laanchona o UPEKKHA;
ekhan je taai korchi 
mora badal er APEKKHA.
Shikka nei, shilpo nei, 
garib holo aaro GARIB;
shramik er o chokhe jwal, kal 
karkhaana r neebheche je PRADIP.
Taaka diye kineche 
taara chaakri o SHIKKHA;
bhaata r naam e shikkito 
garib der dicche je BHIKKHA.
Katojon er holo chaakri, othocho 
parikkha r khaata e choleni KALOM;
chinta ki, mon e khub byatha bujhi, 
dicche je bhaata, otai byatha r MALOM."- Arindam Sain

IN INDONESIA, THEY ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM 'ANCIENT INDIAN CULTURE' AMNESIA !!!

"ADITYA: 'I am surprised 
to see that in INDONESIA;
they are not suffering from 
'ancient Indian Culture' AMNESIA.'

ADELIA: 'I perform as Mother Sita 
in Kecak dance in every 'Chaitra 
Navaratri' festival at PECATU;
you will love the amphitheatre 
and the sunset view, the name 
of the temple is ULUWATU.
Today, we are Muslims, but, our 
ancestors were Hindus, I feel proud 
to play the role of Mother SITA; 
I have read 'Valmiki Ramayan' many 
times, now, my favourite character is 
Krishna as I am reading 'Bhagwad GITA'.'

ADITYA: 'Now I understand why it is 
Indonesia (Indian Islands), as you 
all love the Indian CULTURE;
hey, hang on, what is this food 
dish, why you guys serve the rice 
in that pyramid STRUCTURE.'

ADELIA: 'It is a respect to the 'Mahameru' 
alias 'Sumeru' the abode of Hindu Gods 
which can erupt anytime in FUTURE;
the pyramid structure of rice also 
represents the harmony between 
human beings and Mother NATURE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY TO RUN AFTER MONEY UNNECESSARILY AS MONEY WILL COME AND GO !!!

"COMMON MAN: 'As an astrologer, 
can you predict the change in POLITICS;
we are seeing so many exit polls and 
even some gave weird STATISTICS.'

ASTROLOGER: 'No, can't say 
about politics, but, after 
reading your left hand PALM;
one thing is sure that in 
the coming days, you have 
to stay cool and CALM.
Your life is now 
entering into that STAGE;
where your heart and mind 
will go back to your TEENAGE.
Your mind will feel as if you are 
still a cute college STUDENT;
but, control your mind, as your roles 
are more mature at this MOMENT.
Your wealth is never going 
to be your valuable WEALTH; 
so, take care of your body, as your 
most valuable asset is your HEALTH.
Why am I telling you to focus on health, 
because you may have to travel MORE;
your 'charisma' character is at its peak, 
you will increase your 'charisma' SCORE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Tell me whether I 
will do any profit in business or NOT;
even in the share market, how 
much can I gain in each F&O LOT.'

ASTROLOGER: 'Reduce expenses on 
your illogical or unwanted girlfriends, 
you will save more MONEY;
either choose from them or select a 
new one from the dating or matrimony 
app database as a long term HONEY.
Why to run after money unnecessarily 
as money will come and GO;
your lifestyle will remain the 
same as it was a few years AGO.
But, the positive thing is, that 
in your life, there will be 
more peace and HAPPINESS;
channelize that peaceful happy 
life into creativity to excel more 
in the writing BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

PARIVARTAN EE AANE PRAGATI, ETA EE PRAKRITI R BISHESHWATTO !!!

"SHARMIN: 'Koi go, shuncho, jodi 
aase gerua jharh, pacchi je BHOY;
besh chinta e aachi bujhle, 
bhabchi ki hoy, ki HOY.'

SHIRAZ: 'Ekhan ee baa ki 
emon achi aamra BHALO;
ghanoghano bidyut chole jaaye, taai 
byabohar korei dekhi Solar er AALO.'

SULTANA: 'Bhaaijaan, ontoto 
raat 8 taa r pore o, aamra 
thakbo SURAKKHITO;
abosyo ee seyi sab sarkari 
padh e hobe niyog, jegulo 
amader jonno SANGRAKKHITO.'

SULAIMAN: 'Aamra sabsamay 
khuji boiki ekta NOTUNATTWO;
parivartan ee aane pragati, eta 
ee prakriti r BISHESHWATTO.'"- Arindam Sain

WITHIN THE BENGALIS, WE HAVE OBSERVED THAT THERE IS HARDLY ANY UNITY !!!

"BRITISH KING: 'Can we enter India 
to rule as per your OBSERVATION ?'
have you found any weak 
empire of India NATION ?'

'EIC OBSERVER: 'Yes, the name of 

that empire is 'Bengal SULTANATE';
with the help of a traitor, that 
Bengal will become our entry GATE.
Somewhat jealous character,
just like crabs, a majority of 
people of Bengali COMMUNITY;
unlike the Marathas, Rajputs, Sikhs, 
within the Bengalis, we have observed 
that there is hardly any UNITY.'

BRITISH KING: 'March Ahead ! Our 
soldiers will be led by Robert CLIVE;
give the bribe as much as they 
want and keep that traitor ALIVE.'"- Arindam Sain

PREM JANO MRIDU BATAASH O RANGEEN MEGH, SE EK ADBHUT ANUBHUTI !!!

"MADHABI: 'Aaye aaye, 
choi choi CHOI.'

MURALI: 'Aah ! Kiser tore 

karotho otto HOICHOI'.

MADHABI: 'Hnaash gula ke 
daakithi bote, bhug laagche 

taanke r, khaabe KHABAAR;

oi dhaan jola r pukur taa e 
jaabo chalo, chhip diya maach 
dhorbo, aaj je RABIBAAR.'

MURALI: 'Ei toh sab e bhangilo 
ghum, daanth taa maaji agey 
darao, niye ei neem DAALA;
bagaan er maati khuri ki, koyekta 
knecho o toh litey habo, daao 
dekhi gotey naarkol MAALA.'

MADHABI: 'Jalkhabar e ki khaabo 
go, morla maache er tok ache, khaabo 
naaki paanta bhaath knacha lanka DIYA;
amanker gram er taaza khabar ta 
shuncho ki, Puti palaiche Pacha r sathe, 
mandir e jaai kori ki koreya liche BIYA.'

MURALI: 'Chora shrot toh thaailo, 
aathero bachor hoite paar, asiche 
joyaar, taai achri porilo prem er DHEU;
eki aar aamanker yug er prem kahini, ek 
ee college e porti bote, kintu 180 din laagi 
gela sudhu tumake kohite, 'I Love YOU'.'

MADHABI: 'Nana premik premika 
r nana prem er nana ROOP; 
kothao jwale mombaati, 
kothao jwale DHOOP.
Kakhano barsha, kakhano 
kaalbaisakhi, aaro ache 
kato truti BICHYUTI;
dupur er daabdaho r por, aase godhuli, 
prem jano mridu bataash o rangeen 
megh, se ak adbhut ANUBHUTI.'"- Arindam Sain