WITH EFFECT FROM 1ST APRIL 2027, MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS A NECESSITY !!!

"FINANCE MINISTER: 'As it 
is a difficult phase, be it in 
any village or in any CITY;
with effect from 
1st April 2027, merger of 
PSU Banks is a NECESSITY.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Lots 
of videos we are seeing 
regarding this on YOUTUBE;
India Overseas Bank must 
merge with Canara Bank, the IOB 
staff can be trained in 'FLEXCUBE'.
PNB must acquire both Union 
Bank of India and the bank 
named as 'Punjab and SIND';
South must meet North, it will be 
an example of unity in diversity, a 
moment to proudly say, 'JAI HIND'.
Uco Bank and Bank of India must 
merge with Bank of Baroda, an 
example of  'East meets WEST'; 
the feasibility of merger of Central 
Bank of India and Bank of Maharashtra 
with Indian Bank is the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

100 SAFFRON COLORED BUSES WITH SOLAR ENERGY, CNG AND HYDROGEN FUEL IN KOLKATA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Let us open a partnership 
firm to operate buses through Solar 
energy, CNG and HYDROGEN; 
the name of the company will be 
Saffron, the uniform will be saffron, 
for each bus, we will recruit two MEN.'

BABOOL: 'Ok, there will be 100 saffron 
colored buses in Kolkata, with 4 routes, 
25 buses in each route for TRANSPORT;
the 4 routes are Howrah to Joka, 
Howrah to Patuli, Howrah to Khardah 
and Howrah to Dumdum AIRPORT.'

BABLA: 'In these 50 seater saffron 
buses, standing not allowed, no one 
can board, if there is no vacant SEAT;
30 rupees fare for the first 10 Kms, 
40 rupees fare above 10 Kms, 
fully AC Bus to beat the HEAT.'

BALA: 'The energy from the Solar 
Rooftop will be used for lights & AC, 
ticket payment can be done ONLINE;
the driver can switch from CNG to 
Hydrogen and vice versa, at night, 
there will be no buses after NINE.'"- Arindam Sain

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL, BE VIGILANT, ALWAYS CROSS CHECK, DON'T FALL IN THE 'LOVE JIHAD' TRAP !!!

"In this world of 
lies and DECEPTION,
true love does not exist, 
is a wrong PERCEPTION;
but, yes, you never know what 
is happening at your BEHIND, 
even if it happens in front of 
you, sometimes love is BLIND.
When in love, your heart 
allows POSSESSIVENESS;
but, you never know, for your 
lover, that love is just a BUSINESS.
The frequency between lovebirds must 
match, even if there is a huge age GAP;
be careful, be vigilant, always cross 
check, don't fall in the 'Love Jihad' TRAP."- Arindam Sain

ETA KI TUMI JAANO, JE EI ELAAKA E SABAI TOMAR NAAM DIYECHE 'HAAGAMONI' !!!

"POURAKARMI: 'Baarite ke 
ache, eseche notice, ei je 
edike eso MAMONI;
pourasabha e notun 
niyam hoyeche taa 
ki tumi DEKHONI,
ekhan theke jekhane 
sekhane gaari park kora 
jaabena, se niyam o MAANONI;
eta ki tumi jaano, je ei 
elaaka e, sabai tomar 
naam diyeche 'HAAGAMONI'.
Nijer posha kukur ke diye 
pourasabha r raasta e koraano 
jaabena PAAYEKHAANA;
lokjon er baari r saamne, flat 
er abaasan er darja r saamne 
haagiyecho, taai ei JARIMAANA.'

POULAMI: 'Oh ! Jarimaana koreche 
maatro Paanch Hazaar TAAKA; 
eta amar kache 
kichui noy KAAKA.
Ami ekta MNC teh kaaj kori, amar 
posha kutta oi raasta tei haagbe, 
lokeder baari r darja r SAAMNEI;
jekhane sekhane gaari o raakhbo, tax 
dicchi, gaari kothay park korbo, seta 
bolbaar adhikaar pourasabha r NEI.'

POURAKARMI: 'Dyakho Mamoni, 
tumi amaar meye r boyeshi 
ekjon rojgere MAHILA;
taaka r ahankaar o ache, 
kintu ei notun sarkar 

noy eto DHEELADHAALA.
Bhalo poshaak porecho aar 
bhalo chaakri karo thik ee, 
kintu hote paaroni MAANUSH;
jakhan pourasabha r lokjon 
tomar gaari aar kukur tuley niye 
jaabe, takhan firbe tomar HNUUSH.'"- Arindam Sain

FASAL SANGRAKKHAN E, KOMBE DAAM, SAARA BACHOR EE KHETE PAABE AAM !!!

"Ektu bastra, ektu ANNA,
etei ami PRASANNA;
korina beshi PRASHNA,
mor priyo bhagaban, SRIKRISHNA.
Noi aami kono SABJAANTA,
peleyi khushi, noon, lanka aar PAANTA;
aami ekti garib CHAASHA,
Bangla amaar MAATRIBHASHA.
Ei bachar holo ki bhalo FASAL,
tobu o amar chokhe elo JWAL;
kato aloo hoye galo NASTO,
tomra babu ra ki aar bujhbe KASTO.
Kori dite paarona ki onek HIMGHAR,
khub toh niccho dekhi RAAJKAR;
Fasal sangrakkhan e, kombe DAAM,
saara bachor ee khete paabe AAM."- Arindam Sain

BISWA ARTHANEETI R AGRAGATI R JONNYO DARKAR SARVAVYAPI SAMNNOY; TAAI SABAAR AAGE, SHAANTI CHAAI, KONO YUDDHA NOY !!!

"Janasadharan diyeche durniti, 
tolabaaji, annyay aar atyachaar er 
jawaab, taai parajoy jacchena BHOLA;
dyakho kaando, taai bole 
raag e, abhimaan e egulo 
sab hoye galo AARSHOLA.
Taah kotadin besh bhalo 
ee chollo BINODON;
majhemoddhe obosyo erokom 
haasya koutuk khub ee PRAYOJON.
Taah hotath ki naai ki laafalaafi, 
oh baba, online e dekhi, praaye 
beshi r bhaag ee PAKISTANI;
jei pore gache dhora, je 49% Pakistani, 
takhan bolche, koi tamon dekhte pacchi 
naa toh, chokh e poreche CHHAANI.
Se jei rajnoitik dal ee hok, 
fnaakibaazi r kono jaayega 
nei, kortei hobe druto UNNATI;
paschim er desh gulo r eto hingsha r 
kaaron holo ei, je ubhay Bharat ebong 
China peyeche unnayan er GATI.
America o upolobdhi korche, je 
aar dekhiye laabh hocchena 
konorakam er DADAGIRI;
US Dollar o khorcha hocche, sainik o 
morche, kintu je pahaar ei otha r chesta 
korche sekhanei hocche AAGNYEOGIRI.
Biswa arthaneeti r agragati r jonnyo 
darkar sarvavyapi SAMNNOY;
taai sabaar aage, shaanti 
chaai, kono yuddha NOY."- Arindam Sain