CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

TANTRIK TARAK: 'Though you are 
a Mangalik, but still your Kundli 
is good and STRONG;
someone tried to do black magic 
on you, but, that person died as 
the mantra may have gone WRONG.'

TILAK: 'It hardly matters to me, 
I never had any intention to harm 
anyone by Black MAGIC;
but, if someone dies by trying 
to do it on me, it is really 
bad luck and TRAGIC.
But, now, I want to 
learn black magic, 
not to kill but DESTROY; 
teach me how I can utilise 
several negative energies 
to implement any PLOY.'

TANTRIK TARAK: 'You already 
know it, as you are making me 
say, what you want me to SAY;
something dangerous is going in 
your mind, tell me what dangerous 
game you are planning to PLAY.'

TILAK: 'I want to continue the 
process of their financial LOSS;
to make them surrender in front of me 
for money to regard me as their BOSS.'"- Arindam Sain 

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY !!!

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"SENIOR CITIZEN: 'I and your 
grandfather are almost 
the same age, you FOOL;
you are attempting to kill me, and 
using abusive slang languages to 
a senior citizen by losing your COOL.'

PROSTITUTE: 'See, Daadu, 
whatever maybe, I have lots of 
illegal powers in this LOCALITY;
I can even murder you, no one can save you 
as you are alone, I have so much money 
that I can bribe any top cop of this CITY.'

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LADY COP: 'Under Section 351 and 
Section 352, you have been booked 
as guilty of doing a serious OFFENSE; 
you can be fined or put behind the 
bars or both, hope you have got a 
good lawyer in your DEFENCE.'

PROSTITUTE: 'Many times, I have been 
jailed as I got caught several times in red 
light areas or illegal sex racket hotel RAID;
in the case of last year, a male cop 
arrested me, I filed a false case against 
him that he requested me to get LAID.'

LADY COP: 'Yes, we cops are not 
fools, we have gone through all 
your past records, that's why, in this 
case, they have sent a lady cop NOW;
the day you planned to make an attack 
on that senior citizen with another male 
partner, you forgot that there is a CCTV, 
which captures, 'What', 'When' and 'HOW'.'"- Arindam Sain 

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"UTTARAN: 'No, for our standalone 
building, we will not open any 
Society Savings ACCOUNT;
try to understand, I keep the entire 
society funds and my family runs 
by siphoning some AMOUNT.'

YOGI: 'What a corrupted person 
you are, in the ledger, where is 
the maintenance amount of 
3 months that I have PAID;
you have created a gang with Abhik 
and Sameer, your flat neighbours 
and siphoning society fund, in the flats 
of you all three, we will do a RAID.'

HIMANTA: 'Ok, to bring in 
transparency, opening a society account 
of our standalone building is a MUST;
by seeing corruption in our society fund 
management, we will surely protest, we 
cannot compromise or ADJUST.'

DEVENDRA: 'The Government to 
make it a rule that opening of a 
society account in a Bank is mandatory 
for any standalone BUILDING;
otherwise, all the flat owners of that 
standalone buildings will have to 
pay 500 times more municipality tax 
which can be a painful THING.'

SUBHENDU: 'Every year, the society 
account will be audited by an auditor 
and on the government website, you 
have to upload the audit CERTIFICATE;
also the government makes it mandatory 
that each and every standalone building 
with more than 4 flats, you have to 
deploy a security guard at the GATE.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA !!!

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, 

BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA

Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

BABLOO: "Ebar theke barir baire khele, 

khabo shudhu litti ar aloo CHOKHA;

antato ei sob khabar khele,

khabo na khub ekta DNHOKA."

BABOOL: "Khao ghoroa RANNA;

baire khabar aar NAA.

Barite mangsho 

ranna kara kintu 

sob theke SOJA;

ar ranna jodi khub suswaadu 

hoye jay, tahole toh nijeke 

mon e hobe 'Rnadhuni RAJA'."

BABLA: "Sakaal er jolkhabar e pauruti

khawa kintu motei bhalo NOY;

chupi chupi lokjon dekhe asuk kibhave

ar ki diye pauruti toiri HOY.

Ami to sokal er jolkhabar e,

khai fyan bhat ba paanta bhat, 

songe thake dim ba aloo BHAAJA;

ar majhemodhye begoon ke puriye,

shorshe r tel, peyaaj aar lonka diye

maakhiye khete kintu darun MAJAA."

BALA: "Tobe boro boro restora gulotei

to dekhchi beshi pachaa khaabar, 

ebong tel moshla gulo o BHYAJAAL;

ei sob restora gulo r license

hok baatil, sob pachaa khaabar dik

fele dustbin e, ogulo sob JANJAAL." - Arindam Sain

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"O Dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA.

Yeh natkhat 
BAALAK;
bajaaye banshi, 
bann ke GAUPAALAK.
Chori chori 
khaaye DAHI;
joh apne sharir ke 
liye hain ekdum SAHI.

Koi boley ghanshyam, koi bole
uske badan ka rang hain NEELA;
par dil hain bilkul rangeen, tabhi
toh hoti thi badiya RAASLEELA.
Chaaye ho 
Rukmini, Mira, 
yaa ho RADHIKA;
yehi hain Nandalal, 
yehi hain Muralidhar 
yehi hain Shyam SABKA.

Iska jalwa 
hee hain 
itna ANOKHA;
ki iska pyaar paane ke 
liye, ladkiyan raheti thi 
pyaasa aur BHOOKHA.
'Bhagwan Shri 
Krishna' hain 
inka NAAM;
hamesha saccha pyar 
karte raho, agar ho bhi 
jaao duniya mein BADNAAM.

O dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA."- Arindam Sain

5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY !!!

 5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY 
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"ANANYA: 'Oh ! Sir, What is the 
'warranty period' of your MARRIAGE; 
in this fast changing 
modern AGE ?
Sorry, if I hurt 
your SENTIMENT; 
but, I have to be more practical 
as I am an insurance AGENT.'

ARINDAM: 'Ok, do you guys have 
any products like, for example, 
say 'Marriage Insurance POLICY';
in this Kalyug, majority of 
the girls are unfaithful and 
becoming an expert in HYPOCRISY.'

ANANYA: 'Yes Sir ! It is a 5-5-5;
to enjoy life and SURVIVE.
5000 rupees
premium per YEAR; 
you can buy this policy 
without any FEAR.
You will get Rs. 5 lakhs, if you 
get a divorce within 5 years 
from your marriage DATE;
the offer of Rs. 5000/-  is valid till 
the last date of this month, buy 
this policy Sir, don't be LATE.'"- Arindam Sain

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA !!!

AALA RE AALA, GOVINDA AALA 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 🇮🇳 

"Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

The Lord of Earth, the eighth 
avatar of Bhagawan Vishnu to RISE;
Jai Jagannath, the Bhagawan 
who never closes his divine EYES.
Maakhan clay pots were 
hanged very high in any 
kitchen of GOKOOL;
Govinda used to form a human 
pyramid with his friends to fetch it, 
the kid is very smart, not a FOOL.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Welcome to Brindavan 
where souls meet with any 
romantic song and DANCE;
a melody popularly known as 
romantic and cute 'Raas-Leela' 
that binds them in a TRANCE.
The Maakhan Chor 
became the guide 
of common MEN;
to put an end of the cruelty 
of his maternal uncle Kangsha 
by killing him in his DEN.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re aala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA.

Protecting your motherland 
is your real DHARMA;
to fight the war to protect the people 
of your motherland is your KARMA.
Hey Veer Arjun, always 
listen to the advice 
of your SAARATHI;
your conversations with him will 
be written as the 'Dharma Granth' 
of so many  MAHAARATHI.

Aala re aala, the divine LIGHT;
aala re ala, the end of NIGHT.
Aala re AALA;
Govinda AALA."- Arindam Sain