LOVE, LUST, LOOT & LIES !!!

"JUDGE: 'You had 
a love MARRIAGE; 
then after one year, you 
had a MISCARRIAGE.
Then afterwards you 
became pregnant TWICE;
at that time, I assume that your 
married life was quite NICE.
You have a daughter 
and a SON;
still you are doing 
adultery, what's going ON.'

JUTHIKA: 'Adultery is not 
a crime, your HIGHNESS;
and there is no proof, my ex lover is 
my partner in my boutique BUSINESS.
My husband has failed to 
prove that with my EX; 
I am having love 
affair or having SEX.'

JOGESH: 'But, my Lord, I have 
submitted the hotel CCTV 
footage in the court, RIGHT; 
where both of them 
stayed at the same 
hotel on that NIGHT.'

JUTHIKA: 'Sir, you can check the 
hotel register, we have each 
booked a separate ROOM;
Jogesh feels so insecure and 
always doubts me, he is no 
more fit to remain as my GROOM.'

JUDGE: 'Mr. Jogesh, can you 
pay her 1 crore rupees as 
mutual divorce ALIMONY;
like other married women, in the 
name of mutual divorce, she 
wants to earn some MONEY.'

JOGESH: 'Rather you order 
the cops to arrest me and 
put me inside the JAIL;
this Indian judiciary system remains 
obsolete and regarding divorce 
cases, the system is bound to FAIL.'

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JULIE: 'Why do you drink so 
much alcoholic drinks to 
damage your LIVER;
this hot and juicy bar dancer 
is always ready to satisfy you, 
impregnate me, I will DELIVER.
I don't need to marry you, just in 
the 'live in relationship', you will 
be my child's biological FATHER;
I don't need your money, I 
earn a lot and I can raise my 
child, as a single MOTHER.'

JOGESH: 'India is yet to become 
a modern nation to give respect 
to any live in RELATIONSHIP; 
but, how to harass any groom in the 
name of divorce alimony, in that case, 
India will win any CHAMPIONSHIP.
Oh ! Julie, I can feel that 
true love of yours towards 
me through your EYES; 
true love does exist 
even in this age of 
Lust, Loot and LIES.'"- Arindam Sain

BRISTI PORLEI SHURU FOOTBALL, MAATH ER JOMA JWAL EI FOOTBALL BHAASE, AAR ERA SABAAI KHAAYE ACHAARH !!!

"Amar daak naam Goyko, ki 
jaani ke chilo GOYCOCHIYA; 
bhalo naam Rudra, baba r naam 
Rishi aar maa er naam RIYA.
Football e aami barabar ee 
goalkeeper hisebe BHALO;
taai bodhoy ei Goyko taa 
ee daak naam HOLO.
Amader graam er sab 
theke bhalo maath er paase 
royeche ekti khaal PAARH;
bristi porlei shuru football, maath 
er joma jwal ei football bhaase, 
aar era sabaai khaaye ACHAARH.
Amar kaache football aar 
aasena, sudhu dekhte thaaki 
oder kaada MAKHAMAAKHI;
sabai hnaapiye porlei football 
khela sesh, baari r jaanala diye 
amaaye jhaari maarto 'AANKHI'.
Khele sesh maanei, ebaar 
khaal er oi kom jwal e 
snaatar kaata r PAALA;
ekta daadu chhip fele bose thakto, 
amader awaaz shune bole uthto,
'Maach aar uthbena, ki JWAALA'.
Final match e, aami teen te goal 
bnaachiye diyechilam, Madhupur 
er chele gulo kintu DURDAANTO; 
kintu dwitiyo paarjaaye, amader 
Haripur er chele raa oder dour koriye 
koriye, ekdum kore dilo KLAANTO.
Extra time e abar 
ami daarun duto goal 
bnaachiye DILAAM;
byaash thik 2 minute baaki thaakte, 
Satyajit er deowa goal e amra 
tournament er final jeete GELAAM.
'Man of the Match' puraskaar 
paaini, kintu 'Man of the 
Tournament' hoyechilam AAMI;
puraskaar maanei puraskaar, 
je kono puraskaar ee 
aamar kache DAAMI.
Seyi Aankhi jaar baari oi sei 
khaal paarh er maath er PAASE;
se dekhi amar dike taakiye 
besh muchki muchki HAASE.
Lokjon prem e porle golaap 
phool daye, e dilo amake 
ekta holud gnaada PHOOL;
jaai hok, seyi laajuk misti 
meye ke biye kore ami 
korini kono BHOOL.
Ekhan toh amra dujonei sudhu 
thaaki Kolkata e, dujonei 
ekhan hoyechi buro aar BURI;
chele America e, meye England e, 
Kolkata e baari korlum, kintu fnaaka,
aamar boyesh ekhan teen KURI.
Onek bachor por ami aar Aankhi seyi 
khaal paarh e bose, kintu seyi maath 
e keyu khelche naa aar FOOTBALL;
Aankhi taar seyi baari r jaanala r 
dike cheye ache, aar amar haath taa 
dhore ache, taar chokh er kon e JWAL."- Arindam Sain

JUST LIKE IN METRO RAIL STATIONS, INSTALL AFC GATES OR STRICT FAREGATES IN ALL STATIONS, RAILWAYS ARE NOT FOR CHARITY !!!

"All the important railway 
stations of India must 
look like any AIRPORT;
the online ticket system 
has actually generated more 
revenues as per recent REPORT.
AC local trains to be increased 
by just charging twice more 
than the non-AC local train FARE;
in all stations, there should be the 
thaali system meals canteens and 
dispensaries to take medical CARE.
In every AC local trains, there should 
be two washrooms attached with 
each and every COMPARTMENT;
to provide speedy services, more 
recruitment to be done for each and 
every Indian Railways DEPARTMENT.
Strict ticket checking system inside 

the train and in all the railway stations 

will also ensure overall SECURITY;
just like in Metro Rail stations, install 
AFC gates or strict faregates in all 
stations, railways are not for CHARITY.
Automatically impose a fine, 
if anyone spits or throws 
garbage on any PLATFORM; 
in the online ticket booking app, there 
must be an option where passengers 
can fill and submit feedback FORM."- Arindam Sain

OH ! 'PRASAD' TAA TOH DEKHINI !!!

"MADAN: 'Oh ! 'Prasad' taa toh 
dekhini, erokom ekta bhool data 
entry korechi aamra, hey RAM;
eeni 'Lakkhi Bhandar' peten thik 
ee, kintu aasole 'Lakkhi Prasad 
Lahiri' ee eena r pooro NAAM.'

MANIK: 'Bhablum joma kore debo 
oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' er DATABASE; 
kintu tomader ei bhool data 
entry, ekdum khaaiye dile CASE.
Ekhan notun sarkar ebaar 
aanche baaro paata r form, 
notun kore korte hobe ABEDAN;
ekta choto data entry r bhool e kato 
kichu fnaash hoye galo balo dekhini, 
satyi ee tomra sab ek ek ta MADAN.'"- Arindam Sain

GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS MUST IMPROVE ITS INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Why private schools 
still demand DONATION;
all parents are not so 
rich in this NATION.
Yes, maybe, private schools 
are having shorter VACATION;
are those parents forced to invest 
more for a better EDUCATION.
Almost everyone debates 

about bringing back 

'Gurukul CULTURE';
but no one debates that the
government schools must 
improve its INFRASTRUCTURE. 
Good theoretical education 
is good as in marksheet, it 
helps to get a better GRADE;
but, in reality, the skill based 
practical education wins in the long 
run, as that knowledge will never FADE."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A MIDDLE CLASS COMMON MAN !!!

"At breakfast, 
no Egg TOAST,
at lunch, no 
Chicken ROAST,
neither a guest 
nor a GHOST,
not a hunter, but 
can be your HOST.
I didn't ever search in any 
AI app, what is true love, 
but my heart can feel IT;
wise men always say that 
romance in true love always 
keep humans healthy and FIT.
From top to bottom, 
you can SCAN;
I am just a middle 
class common MAN.
Not so rich is neither my 
bank balance nor WALLET;
enriched with a modern 
mentality is my MINDSET.
I don't know how to PROPOSE,
with a red colored ROSE;
but, one thing 
is SURE,
that my love 
towards you is PURE.
Your father insulted 
me by saying that 
I am JOBLESS;
but, I have recruited so many 
young people in my firm which 
is a successful startup BUSINESS.
In any business, there will 
be profit, there will be LOSS;
but at the end of the day, your lover 
is not an employee, he is the BOSS.
I am neither a government 
servant nor a CELEBRITY;
but an entrepreneur with 
sincerity and INTEGRITY.
As a common man, I am putting 
the marriage proposal in front of 
you, waiting for your ACCEPTANCE;
it is up to you now to take the 
decision, even if you reject, I will 
move on without any GRIEVANCE."- Arindam Sain

TAARA BISHBRIKKHO R BEEJ ROPON KORE GACHE, NAAMEI BANGLADESH, AASOLE ROYE GACHE SEYI PURBA PAKISTAN !!!

"Border e, barood er 
gandho, bullet er SHABDO;
Bharatiya Sainik ra jaane kibhabe 
shatru der ke korte hoy JABDO.
Dharma r opor bhitti kore 
taara Hindu der ke taariye diye 
tairi koreche BANGLADESH;
Hindu der mon e knaata taar oraa 
ee diyeche aagey kaajei ei desh e aar 
korte deowa jaabena ANUPRABESH.
Naamei Bangladesh er janagan,  
othocho Bangabandhu ebong 
Kaviguru ke kore ASAMMAN;
taara bishbrikkho r beej ropon kore 
gache, naamei Bangladesh, aasole
roye gache seyi Purba PAKISTAN.
Emni emni ki aar Pradhan 
Mantri korlen Bangaali 
Hindu der ke PRANAAM;
eto anuprabesh hocchilo je, 
Hindu raa naa jaagle hoyto bodle 
jeto Paschimbanga r NAAM.
Baampanthi raa aasole China, 
Pakistan aar Bangladesh 
keyi besi BHALOBAASE;
taai bodhoy Hindu raa 
atyachaarito holey, Comrade 
gulo muchki muchki HAASE.
Yug e, yug e, kaal e, kaal e, 
Hindu dharma ke bnachaate, 
eseche Bhagwan er AVATAR;
CIA o haar meneche Bangaali Hindu 
der kaache, ebaar sab border elaaka 
e, bose jaabe KNAATA TAAR.
Medinipur e, khabaar er pratham e 
deowa hoy ucche seddho baa neem 
begoon, ekdum seshe aasbe MISTI;
eta ee prakriti r niyam, khub garam 
porbe, ghaam jhorhbe, tobei aase 

swasti r jhoro haowa aar BRISTI."- Arindam Sain