PAPER LEAK CONTROVERSY !!!

"JOKER: 'Use our men to 
do the paper LEAK;
then only, the students 
agitation will be at its PEAK.
Don't worry, we will give 
you the money to leak IT;
then the student agitation 
will be hijacked by LEFTIST.'

KAANCHA CHEENA: 'By this strategy, 
our organization, 'Deep STATE';
has changed so 
many people's FATE.
By spreading hatred 
through rumours we have 
done a good BUSINESS;
the anti-social traitors in the name 
of students uprooted the government 
of Sri Lanka, Nepal and BANGLADESH.'

MOGAMBO: 'In India, it 
is not an easy TASK;
rather a very 
tough ASK.
After the paper leak, they 
cancelled the EXAMINATION; 
again took that exam, that's why real 
students are not in any AGITATION.'

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CHULBUL: 'After getting good 
marks, real educated students 
are enjoying the MOMENT;
in the name of protest, these 
goons are showing circus, 
what an ENTERTAINMENT.'

SINGHAM: 'The leaders of 
these people are eating 
burgers at a MALL;
what a hypocrisy 
indeed, leadership 
is not for ALL.
As they were pelting stones, 
throwing bricks at cops, it was 
not at all a peaceful PROTEST;
that's why, the Rapid Action Force 
has to come in and they know 
how to control it, they are the BEST."- Arindam Sain

SPAIN LIFTED THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 ON 19.07.2026 BY WINNING AGAINST ARGENTINA BY 2-1 !!!

"Spain knew very well about 
the Argentina defense LINE;
so, they kept the ball 
possession and marked 
each and every ARGENTINE.
Too much ball control by 
Spain, compelled Argentina 
to play defensive FOOTBALL;
full credit goes to the 
Spanish defenders as they 
were giving no space at ALL.
It was only Emiliano Martinez 
who continued the FIGHT;
he made so many saves, some 
were so close and TIGHT.
Was Enzo Fernandez 
rightfully red carded, a matter 
indeed to get CRITICIZED;
Lionel Scaloni's defensive 
strategy backfired, that he 
must have REALIZED.
In every match, a 
team cannot make a 
comeback from BEHIND;
The defensive expert teams like 
Spain and Italy know how to play 
with the opponent coach's MIND.
For Argentina, that this team can 
bounce back in the last few minutes, 
is the cause of OVER-CONFIDENCE;
when you are playing the final match, 
no matter what, go for the kill because 
offence is the best DEFENCE.
For Lionel Messi in 2022, there was 
aggressiveness and no FEAR;
so, that World Cup looked 
far, but came NEAR.
In 2026, in almost every match, the 
team woke up after conceding a goal, 
despite having Messi as the STAR;
and on that statistics, Spain did the 
real research, hence, for Messi, this 
World Cup was so near, yet too FAR.
Anyway, it is the Argentina team which 
came back in every game to make 
this World Cup so INTERESTING;
Lionel Messi and his magic in football 
will always remain in our hearts, winning 
a tournament is a different THING.
In 2010, in the final match 
against Spain, Netherlands 
were down to 10 MEN;
in 2026, Argentina were down to 10 
men, and Spain got the goal in extra 
time only to repeat the history of 2010.
Not only Messi or Argentine 
people, even the Argentina 
team fans had to feel the PAIN;
as, after winning the Euro Cup 2024, 
the FIFA World Cup 2026 has 
been lifted by SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE WITH 2-1 VICTORY AGAINST ENGLAND TO REACH THE FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"The first half looked as 
if 'nothing should go WRONG';
both the teams were trying to prove 
that their defense line is STRONG.
In the 2nd half, they did cut loose as 
a goal scored by Anthony GORDON;
Now, the Argentina team changed their 
gear, the competitive match was ON.
When Lionel Messi found himself in 
the trap of 'Man to Man' MARKING; 
he started operating from the right wing 
corner, in that case also, he is the KING.
As if Lionel Messi said, 'Be there at 
the right spot, be that hunting BEAST;
I will assist you at the right time, so 
that you can enjoy the hunted FEAST.'
Argentina equalized with 
an angled, chipped shot 
by Enzo FERNANDEZ;
Lionel Messi placed the ball so 
accurately, that the perfect jump 
gave a dividend to Lautaro MARTINEZ.
With 2-1 score, the day of 15.07.2026 
was a shocking day for any 'BRITISH';
people of both Argentina 
and Spain speaks SPANISH.
In the final, 'No pain, no GAIN';
can Argentina beat SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

THE BUSES OF BENGAL BORDER !!!

"BABLOO: 'Amader notun 
parivahan mantri r kintu royeche 
onyorakam PARIKALPONA;
je sab route e bus beshi cholena, sei 
sab route ei, notun bus route chaalu 
hobe, royeche serokom JALPONA.'

BABOOL: 'Haan thik ee bolecho 
bhaaya, amar toh royeche 
praaye 10 taa holud rang er
choto choto school MINIBUS;
Duttapukur theke Dobila r notun 
route er prastaab eseche, oi 
Bharat-Bangladesh simaanto r 
raasta e cholena kono BUS.'

BABLA: 'Tomaar toh 
choto holud minibus, 
jaabe toh oi DOBILA;
amaar neel rang er baro 
bus gulo roj jaabe 
Thakurnagar theke TENTULIA.
Kono bus Tentulia e 10 minute 
er besi daarabena, bypass 
diye ghuriye aasbe CHOLE;
15 minute chaara chaara cholbe ei 
bus gulo, Tentulia tei ghuriye nebe, 
okhane kono bus stand nei AASOLE.'

BALA: 'Tomader bhai, sab 
choto choto BYAPAAR;
aamar bus er route 
kintu ekdum SUPER.
Ekdum gerua rang er AC Bus 
cholbe 20 taa, sakaal 8 taa 
theke sandhye 6 taa obdi cholbe 
Bongaon theke BASIRHAT;
Pratham 30 Kilometre e, 30 taaka 
bhaara, 31 theke 60 Kilometre e, 50 
taaka bhaara, ordhek bhaara taader, 
jaader boyes periye gache SHAAT."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA RACED TO THE SEMI FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 BY DEFEATING SWITZERLAND BY 3-1 !!!

"On 11.07.2026, it was a 
heartbreak for Earling HAALAND;
due to VAR, one Norwegian goal 
got denied against ENGLAND.
Hey Vikings, well played, but, 
better luck next time DUDE;
but, it was a fantastic 
performance by the British 'JUDE'.
In another quarter final match, what 
a smart header by Argentine ALEXIS;
to have the 1-0 lead against 
the team of 'SWISS'.
Switzerland was trailing for the first time 
in this World Cup, you believe it or NOT;
Dan Ndoye scored the equalizer by rightly 
angling the ball with a right footed SHOT.
The coach, Lionel Scaloni 
took the timely CALL;
Lautaro Martinez came in as a 
substitute of Rodrigo De PAUL.
Argentina tried hard to win the 
match within 90 minutes, and the 
attacking moves were in full FLOW;
the match became fast paced, for 
doing a 'fake foul' acting, the red 
card was shown to Breel EMBOLO.
The goal scored by Sidny Lopes Cabral 
against Argentina also looked SAME; 
yes, with a similar style, Julian Alvarez 
made it 2-1 for Argentina in this GAME.
Lautaro Martinez scored the third 
one to completely wrap it UP;
everyone is eager to see the semi final of 
Argentina Vs England in this World CUP.
Argentina defeated England by 2-1 in 1986;
can Argentina repeat the history in 2026."- Arindam Sain

THE THIRD EYE OF PSU BANKS IN INDIA !!!

"MANAGING DIRECTOR: 'Look at 
us, everyday, we are sitting at 
our office till late NIGHT;
but, still our performance is 
very poor, the targets are 
way out of our SIGHT.
Look at some other banks, most 
of the days, their team closes their 
branches by 6 PM in the EVENING;
but, when we see their published 
audited business figures or balance 
sheets, their bank is really EARNING.'

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR: 'Being SMART; 
is also an ART.
The number of employees per branch 
in your bank is not SUFFICIENT;
too much overload on each employee 
cannot make them EFFICIENT.
There are less staff 
in branch where 
there is POTENTIAL;
and in many branches, have you ever 
analysed whether that number of 
staff is really ESSENTIAL.'

RBI EXECUTIVE: 'The PSU 
Banks are still not capitalizing 
on 'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
in this era of fast paced information 
technology driven banking system, 
why is still such NEGLIGENCE.
You guys are trying 
to create a master of 
none, but Jack of ALL;
decentralize, specialize, cut 
down the workload size, for 
each staff; make the task SMALL.
When you open CBS, there should be 
a flash screen to show the PNPA 
and NPA borrowers LIST;
so, that even the clerical staff 
can also have the idea who are 
the bad listed borrowers, at LEAST.'

CONSULTANT: 'As all the Banks are 
almost on the verge of completing 
the unique CKYCR PROCESS;
so, RBI must order to start the 
CKYCR portability and CBS 
software merging BUSINESS.
If any NPA borrower of Indian Bank 
is having a huge amount of money 
in the savings account of SBI;
then a staff of Indian Bank can see that 
bank balance of State Bank of India 
account through 'CKYCR' THIRD EYE.
In CBS, when we enter Aadhaar Card 
number, and press the 'CKYCR' button, 
we can see his/her any ACCOUNT;
devoid of any Bank, then click the 'Right 
to Set Off' radio button, it will deduct 
the required outstanding AMOUNT.'"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE TO STUN EGYPT BY 3-2 IN FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"In the knock out stage, don't 
underestimate any TEAM; 
Argentina got shocked by a header 
from the Egyptian Yasser IBRAHIM.
For how many times, Lionel Messi 
has missed any penalty SHOT;
well in that department too, some 
good records he has GOT.
In the 1st Half on 07.07.2026, 
the nation of Pharaohs 
were LEADING;
Mostafa Zico thought that 
after scoring a goal, he has 
finished the task of cake ICING.
Hang on, the match 
is not over YET; 
for any Champion team, 
it is never too LATE.
Christian Romero 
capitalized his header 
purely on perfect TIMING;
Egyptian Pharaohs felt that the 
Argentine Jaguars got the first 
blood, and a storm is COMING.
In the Egyptian coffin, to 
hammer the second NAIL;
again it was a 'Messi Magic' 
by that lovely 'LIONEL'.
Enzo Fernandez headed 
the ball to net it in such 
a smart POSITION; 
that hardly there was anything 
to do at that moment by the 
goalkeeper of the OPPOSITION.
The Egyptian fans were showing 
a placard, where it was written, 
'Every Pharaoh owns a GOAT'; 
but, the Argentine Jaguars sent 
back the Pharaohs with a 3-2 score 
to Egypt by a speed BOAT."- Arindam Sain