100 SAFFRON COLORED BUSES WITH SOLAR ENERGY, CNG AND HYDROGEN FUEL IN KOLKATA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Let us open a partnership 
firm to operate buses through Solar 
energy, CNG and HYDROGEN; 
the name of the company will be 
Saffron, the uniform will be saffron, 
for each bus, we will recruit two MEN.'

BABOOL: 'Ok, there will be 100 saffron 
colored buses in Kolkata, with 4 routes, 
25 buses in each route for TRANSPORT;
the 4 routes are Howrah to Joka, 
Howrah to Patuli, Howrah to Khardah 
and Howrah to Dumdum AIRPORT.'

BABLA: 'In these 50 seater saffron 
buses, standing not allowed, no one 
can board, if there is no vacant SEAT;
30 rupees fare for the first 10 Kms, 
40 rupees fare above 10 Kms, 
fully AC Bus to beat the HEAT.'

BALA: 'The energy from the Solar 
Rooftop will be used for lights & AC, 
ticket payment can be done ONLINE;
the driver can switch from CNG to 
Hydrogen and vice versa, at night, 
there will be no buses after NINE.'"- Arindam Sain

MERGE INTERNAL DEPARTMENTS TO GET MORE STAFF AND UTILIZE THEM TO NEW ZONES AS IN EACH ZONE THERE WILL BE ONLY 40 BRANCHES !!!

"CEO: 'Suddenly, why are 
we so inclined towards 
'Artificial INTELLIGENCE';
because we liked redundancy 
and regarding any smart works, 
we showed NEGLIGENCE.'

CONSULTANT: 'Exactly, so, first 
start with the policy of 'Merger 
of Internal DEPARTMENT';
Merge FI with Marketing (FIM), merge 
credit monitoring with recovery & law
(CMRL) to do final NPA SETTLEMENT.
Club Administration, Inspection 
and P&D (AIPD) together and 
they will sit just beside your CABIN;
it will give you better control to 
decide which redundant paperwork 
can be thrown in the DUSTBIN.'

CEO: 'IT and Premises Department 
can be clubbed too, (ITP) it can 
be handled by any IT guy ALONE;
By merging, we will get extra staff, 
now, let us divide zones, only 40 
branches will be there in each ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

BE CAREFUL, BE VIGILANT, ALWAYS CROSS CHECK, DON'T FALL IN THE 'LOVE JIHAD' TRAP !!!

"In this world of 
lies and DECEPTION,
true love does not exist, 
is a wrong PERCEPTION;
but, yes, you never know what 
is happening at your BEHIND, 
even if it happens in front of 
you, sometimes love is BLIND.
When in love, your heart 
allows POSSESSIVENESS;
but, you never know, for your 
lover, that love is just a BUSINESS.
The frequency between lovebirds must 
match, even if there is a huge age GAP;
be careful, be vigilant, always cross 
check, don't fall in the 'Love Jihad' TRAP."- Arindam Sain

ETA KI TUMI JAANO, JE EI ELAAKA E SABAI TOMAR NAAM DIYECHE 'HAAGAMONI' !!!

"POURAKARMI: 'Baarite ke 
ache, eseche notice, ei je 
edike eso MAMONI;
pourasabha e notun 
niyam hoyeche taa 
ki tumi DEKHONI,
ekhan theke jekhane 
sekhane gaari park kora 
jaabena, se niyam o MAANONI;
eta ki tumi jaano, je ei 
elaaka e, sabai tomar 
naam diyeche 'HAAGAMONI'.
Nijer posha kukur ke diye 
pourasabha r raasta e koraano 
jaabena PAAYEKHAANA;
lokjon er baari r saamne, flat 
er abaasan er darja r saamne 
haagiyecho, taai ei JARIMAANA.'

POULAMI: 'Oh ! Jarimaana koreche 
maatro Paanch Hazaar TAAKA; 
eta amar kache 
kichui noy KAAKA.
Ami ekta MNC teh kaaj kori, amar 
posha kutta oi raasta tei haagbe, 
lokeder baari r darja r SAAMNEI;
jekhane sekhane gaari o raakhbo, tax 
dicchi, gaari kothay park korbo, seta 
bolbaar adhikaar pourasabha r NEI.'

POURAKARMI: 'Dyakho Mamoni, 
tumi amaar meye r boyeshi 
ekjon rojgere MAHILA;
taaka r ahankaar o ache, 
kintu ei notun sarkar 

noy eto DHEELADHAALA.
Bhalo poshaak porecho aar 
bhalo chaakri karo thik ee, 
kintu hote paaroni MAANUSH;
jakhan pourasabha r lokjon 
tomar gaari aar kukur tuley niye 
jaabe, takhan firbe tomar HNUUSH.'"- Arindam Sain

FASAL SANGRAKKHAN E, KOMBE DAAM, SAARA BACHOR EE KHETE PAABE AAM !!!

"Ektu bastra, ektu ANNA,
etei ami PRASANNA;
korina beshi PRASHNA,
mor priyo bhagaban, SRIKRISHNA.
Noi aami kono SABJAANTA,
peleyi khushi, noon, lanka aar PAANTA;
aami ekti garib CHAASHA,
Bangla amaar MAATRIBHASHA.
Ei bachar holo ki bhalo FASAL,
tobu o amar chokhe elo JWAL;
kato aloo hoye galo NASTO,
tomra babu ra ki aar bujhbe KASTO.
Kori dite paarona ki onek HIMGHAR,
khub toh niccho dekhi RAAJKAR;
Fasal sangrakkhan e, kombe DAAM,
saara bachor ee khete paabe AAM."- Arindam Sain

BISWA ARTHANEETI R AGRAGATI R JONNYO DARKAR SARVAVYAPI SAMNNOY; TAAI SABAAR AAGE, SHAANTI CHAAI, KONO YUDDHA NOY !!!

"Janasadharan diyeche durniti, 
tolabaaji, annyay aar atyachaar er 
jawaab, taai parajoy jacchena BHOLA;
dyakho kaando, taai bole 
raag e, abhimaan e egulo 
sab hoye galo AARSHOLA.
Taah kotadin besh bhalo 
ee chollo BINODON;
majhemoddhe obosyo erokom 
haasya koutuk khub ee PRAYOJON.
Taah hotath ki naai ki laafalaafi, 
oh baba, online e dekhi, praaye 
beshi r bhaag ee PAKISTANI;
jei pore gache dhora, je 49% Pakistani, 
takhan bolche, koi tamon dekhte pacchi 
naa toh, chokh e poreche CHHAANI.
Se jei rajnoitik dal ee hok, 
fnaakibaazi r kono jaayega 
nei, kortei hobe druto UNNATI;
paschim er desh gulo r eto hingsha r 
kaaron holo ei, je ubhay Bharat ebong 
China peyeche unnayan er GATI.
America o upolobdhi korche, je 
aar dekhiye laabh hocchena 
konorakam er DADAGIRI;
US Dollar o khorcha hocche, sainik o 
morche, kintu je pahaar ei otha r chesta 
korche sekhanei hocche AAGNYEOGIRI.
Biswa arthaneeti r agragati r jonnyo 
darkar sarvavyapi SAMNNOY;
taai sabaar aage, shaanti 
chaai, kono yuddha NOY."- Arindam Sain

YEHI SWADESHI CHINTAN, LAAYEGI ARTH BYABASTHA MEIN SHASAKTIKARAN !!!

"Badal raha 
hain WAQT;
Hindustan ho rahi 
hain SHASHAKT.
Charon taraf dekh 
ke yeh VIKASH;
mann mein jagaa 
hain yeh VISWAS.
Rukna nahi hain, 
daudna hain AAGE;
aise daudo, ki woh bideshi log 
tumhare peeche peeche BHAAGE.
Dheere dheere banegi bahut 
saari swadeshi SANSTHA;
ghar mein hee jab sab banne laage, 
toh zaahir hain woh hogi SHASTA.
Toh aao sab mil ke har jagah pe
jaagaye Swadeshi JAGARAN;
yehi Swadeshi chintan, laayegi arth 
byabastha mein SHASAKTIKARAN."- Arindam Sain