SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

O JATO EE KARO TAAKA PAISA ROZGAAR; SHASYA R FALAN NAA HOILE, CHATURDIKE PORI JAABE HAHAKAAR !!!

"HAAURI: 'Koi go, oi poinadhaar e, 
culvert er nichey, chekni jaal diya 
koyeta maach DHORLA ? 

HAAURA: 'Aa go, baari nu kota 
kochu tuleye leiso dekhi, tnetul 
er tok khaabo, dhorchi je MORLA.'

HAARU: 'Tumaane ki suddho 
Bangla e katha koyite paroni, sebaare 
je aastholo mor baandhabi, NISHA;
se koitholo je, 'tomar maa baba kirokom 
'gneyo chaasa' katha bole, adbhut shunte 
laage tomader aanchalik BHAASHA.''

HAAURA: 'Dyakh Kochi, bhasha 
jerkum shunte laaguk na kano, 
outa aamanker MAATRIBHAASA;
aar tor bandhabi ke koibu, je amanker 
mato gneyo lok jodi naa chaash karto, 
naa jodi roito kuno CHAASHA,
o jato ee karo taaka 
paisa ROZGAAR;
shasya r falan naa hoile, 
chaturdike pori jaabe HAHAKAAR.'

HAAURI: 'Dyakh Haaradhan, tor 

maa hoya koithi, orkum mejhi r 

sathe bhool e o jano na hoy PRANOY;
jaar moddhe ache sahar er paisawala 
ahankaar, aamanker graam er kuno 
mejhi ke beyaa hobu, oi Nisha ke NOY.'"- Arindam Sain

UPGRADE CBS WITH A SINGLE AND SIMPLE PLATFORM, 'THIRD EYE' !!!

"SYSTEM ANALYST: 'Don't 
just rush to implement AI; 
rather upgrade CBS with a single 
and simple platform, 'Third EYE'.
Type the Customer ID and 
click on the button, 'Fetch CKYC';
whether PAN, Aadhaar and Voter  
is there in that ID, you have to SEE.
All information is there, click on the 
button, 'CIBIL' to get the CIBIL SCORE;
in CBS itself, you can check whether 
a customer is having 730 or MORE.
CIF integration with KYC documents 
should be done at a rapid PACE;
Each customer must have a 
CKYC number, to win the RACE.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'Some customers 
do make a loan request with a SMILE;
but that smile disappears when we 
tell them to show the ITR FILE.
Based on CKYC, PAN and DOB linked 
to CIF, we also want to fetch CERSAI;
Based on CIBIL, CERSAI, either accept 
loan applications or bid GOODBYE.
Basically, we want a platform where 
CKYC is linked with CERSAI and CIBIL;
this platform in CBS, will help the 
bankers to keep strict VIGIL.' - Arindam Sain

CHINTA KI, MON E KHUB BYATHA BUJHI, DICCHE JE BHAATA, OTAI BYATHA R MALOM !!!

"Bnhaata tumi jaao choli, 
ebaar aasite daao JOYAAR;
maanush je aar nei je ekhan 
seyi saamaajik JANOYAAR.
Yeh samaaj aanbe 
onek kichur ee BADAL;
se asha e shono oi aadivasi 
raa bajaaiche jeh MAADAL.
Deergho eto bachor er 
laanchona o UPEKKHA;
ekhan je taai korchi 
mora badal er APEKKHA.
Shikka nei, shilpo nei, 
garib holo aaro GARIB;
shramik er o chokhe jwal, kal 
karkhaana r neebheche je PRADIP.
Taaka diye kineche 
taara chaakri o SHIKKHA;
bhaata r naam e shikkito 
garib der dicche je BHIKKHA.
Katojon er holo chaakri, othocho 
parikkha r khaata e choleni KALOM;
chinta ki, mon e khub byatha bujhi, 
dicche je bhaata, otai byatha r MALOM."- Arindam Sain

IN INDONESIA, THEY ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM 'ANCIENT INDIAN CULTURE' AMNESIA !!!

"ADITYA: 'I am surprised 
to see that in INDONESIA;
they are not suffering from 
'ancient Indian Culture' AMNESIA.'

ADELIA: 'I perform as Mother Sita 
in Kecak dance in every 'Chaitra 
Navaratri' festival at PECATU;
you will love the amphitheatre 
and the sunset view, the name 
of the temple is ULUWATU.
Today, we are Muslims, but, our 
ancestors were Hindus, I feel proud 
to play the role of Mother SITA; 
I have read 'Valmiki Ramayan' many 
times, now, my favourite character is 
Krishna as I am reading 'Bhagwad GITA'.'

ADITYA: 'Now I understand why it is 
Indonesia (Indian Islands), as you 
all love the Indian CULTURE;
hey, hang on, what is this food 
dish, why you guys serve the rice 
in that pyramid STRUCTURE.'

ADELIA: 'It is a respect to the 'Mahameru' 
alias 'Sumeru' the abode of Hindu Gods 
which can erupt anytime in FUTURE;
the pyramid structure of rice also 
represents the harmony between 
human beings and Mother NATURE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHY TO RUN AFTER MONEY UNNECESSARILY AS MONEY WILL COME AND GO !!!

"COMMON MAN: 'As an astrologer, 
can you predict the change in POLITICS;
we are seeing so many exit polls and 
even some gave weird STATISTICS.'

ASTROLOGER: 'No, can't say 
about politics, but, after 
reading your left hand PALM;
one thing is sure that in 
the coming days, you have 
to stay cool and CALM.
Your life is now 
entering into that STAGE;
where your heart and mind 
will go back to your TEENAGE.
Your mind will feel as if you are 
still a cute college STUDENT;
but, control your mind, as your roles 
are more mature at this MOMENT.
Your wealth is never going 
to be your valuable WEALTH; 
so, take care of your body, as your 
most valuable asset is your HEALTH.
Why am I telling you to focus on health, 
because you may have to travel MORE;
your 'charisma' character is at its peak, 
you will increase your 'charisma' SCORE.'

COMMON MAN: 'Tell me whether I 
will do any profit in business or NOT;
even in the share market, how 
much can I gain in each F&O LOT.'

ASTROLOGER: 'Reduce expenses on 
your illogical or unwanted girlfriends, 
you will save more MONEY;
either choose from them or select a 
new one from the dating or matrimony 
app database as a long term HONEY.
Why to run after money unnecessarily 
as money will come and GO;
your lifestyle will remain the 
same as it was a few years AGO.
But, the positive thing is, that 
in your life, there will be 
more peace and HAPPINESS;
channelize that peaceful happy 
life into creativity to excel more 
in the writing BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

PARIVARTAN EE AANE PRAGATI, ETA EE PRAKRITI R BISHESHWATTO !!!

"SHARMIN: 'Koi go, shuncho, jodi 
aase gerua jharh, pacchi je BHOY;
besh chinta e aachi bujhle, 
bhabchi ki hoy, ki HOY.'

SHIRAZ: 'Ekhan ee baa ki 
emon achi aamra BHALO;
ghanoghano bidyut chole jaaye, taai 
byabohar korei dekhi Solar er AALO.'

SULTANA: 'Bhaaijaan, ontoto 
raat 8 taa r pore o, aamra 
thakbo SURAKKHITO;
abosyo ee seyi sab sarkari 
padh e hobe niyog, jegulo 
amader jonno SANGRAKKHITO.'

SULAIMAN: 'Aamra sabsamay 
khuji boiki ekta NOTUNATTWO;
parivartan ee aane pragati, eta 
ee prakriti r BISHESHWATTO.'"- Arindam Sain