BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT !!!

BISHBRIKKHO THEKE BIKASITO BHARAT
Written by: Arindam Sain

"Bishbrikkho ropon kore 
korlo Bharat er BIBHAAJAN;
1947 saal e, British sarkar 
chaarhlo Bharat er opor SHAASHAN.
Jakhan Pakistan e, lakh lakh Hindu 
aar Sikh e der ganohatya korlo 
oi Musalmaan JAATI;
takhan kintu seyi swadhinata r kono 
ananda roilo na, ekta dukkher 
paristhithi tairi holo RAATARAATI.

Tarpor swaadhin Bharat er 
pratham Pradhan Mantri 
chilen onektaai BHEETU;
bhaggyish Deputy Prime Minister ekjon 
'Louho Purush' chilen, praaye 555 taa  
Raja der rajya ke jurtey hobe JEHETU.
'Eamon de Valera' Bharat e 
aastei, pratham Pradhan 
Mantri r baarlo ektu ASWASTHI; 
jaai hok, Netaji toh nijer goyenda bibhaag 
niyei khushi, Pradhan Mantri hote chaan 
na, eta ee dilo Nehru ke ektu SWASTHI.

Netaji ke desh e feraano 
r byapar e, Mr. Menon 
khello daaba r CHAAL;
Netaji r nirdesh e INA bistaar korlo 
Omsk theke Yunnan obdi taader 
Intelligence er MAYAJAAL.
Swaadhin Bharat er sarba pratham 
shaktishaali Pradhan Mantri 
chilen 'Lal BAHADUR';
teeni ee bolechilen 'Jai Jawan, Jai Kishan', 

yuddha laagle, Islamabad kabza koraa 
ee jaaye, Delhi theke noy beshi DUR.

1953 r punarabritti 
ghotlo 1966 e toh, ekei 
bole nongra bishaakto RAJNEETI;
Indira mon e mon e bhaablo, 
'aar kono pratidwandi nei, 
ebaar toh nirbachan e JEETI.'
Russia theke firte chaaye,  saadhu hoy 
thaakte chaaye, e toh bhalo katha hey, 
kintu khabor taa chepe jaao 'NIKHIL';
odike chupchaap besh 
pass hoye galo 'Gold 
Control Act' BILL.

Swadhin Bharat ke o kabja korte 
cheyechilo oi 'Pakistan' naamok 
ekta jaghannyo VIRUS; 
Kintu 1971 saal e, Bharatiya Sainik 
raa sudhu yuddhe ee jeetlo ee 
na, likhlo notun ITIHAAS. 
Swaadhin Bharat ke Bikosito 
Bharat korbaar jonnyo 
shuru hoyeche SANGRAAM;
ebong samasta Bharatiya raa 
ei sangraam e hoychen 
saamil, 'Jai Shri RAM'."- Arindam Sain

INJACHI !!!

"PURUSHOTTAM: 'You are also 
here to buy the female robot, 
that's really STRANGE;
are you dissatisfied with 
your better half or what, that 
you are looking for a CHANGE'.

PARASHURAM: 'Actually, 
through IVF also, my wife 
has failed to CONCIEVE;
But, here, this 'INJACHI' robot 
can reproduce babies, by using my 
sperm, I can get a baby, I BELIEVE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'My case 
is completely DIFFERENT;
my wife is living with her new younger 
lover at his house on monthly RENT.
As the judges abide by some 
obsolete laws, the Indian 
Judiciary system is still BLIND;
as adultery is not a crime, you 
never know which married woman 
is doing what at your BEHIND.
So, I decided to become a single 
father with the help of a female 
robot's reproductive SYSTEM;
looking at the murder cases and false 
domestic violence cases, this will be the 
new normal, each such robot is a GEM.'
 
PRAKASH: 'Oh, you both are in my 
chamber today, I heard your last 
statement, yes, you are RIGHT;
also it is true in this modern age 
romance, that, it is always out of 
mind, when your lover is out of SIGHT.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'Why these female 
robots are named as 'INJACHI' MODEL;
I will buy that slim one, how much 
money you will take for it to SELL ?'

PRAKASH: 'These female robots 
are made by India, China and 
Japan with joint COLLABORATION;
in this era where the majority of women 
have become poisonous snakes, these 
female robots created a SENSATION.
These 'INJACHI' robots can give birth 
to human babies, through normal SEX;
after falling in love with any of these 
female robots, you will forget your EX.
You select your female robot, talk 
with her in a romantic TONE;
when that beautiful robot starts talking 
to you, you will never feel ALONE.
The female robot skin is made in China, 
and India did emotional quotient and 
artificial intelligence PROGRAMMING;
Japan created the entire internal human 
type body parts inside this robot, more 
advanced 'INJACHI' robots are COMING.'
The price of each 'INJACHI' 
female robots are 
just Rs.99,999/-; 
there is a warranty of 5 years, and 
believe me, for the next 20 years, 
these female robots will be FINE.'

PARASHURAM: 'Well, I think my wife 
will get a new robot friend and also 
a baby in near future in our HOUSE;
this female robot also has 
feelings, she will love me too 
anytime as a second SPOUSE.'

PURUSHOTTAM: 'I will not tell 
anyone that she has a female 
robot, we will live TOGETHER;
whether my wife gives me divorce or 
not, it hardly matters, this robot is my 
girlfriend, I will live happily with HER.'"- Arindam Sain

THERE IS NO 'THE END' FOR ANY LEGEND !!!

"Sports teaches us to 
feel the agony of DEFEAT;
Sports teaches us to 
enjoy any fantastic FEAT.
As per laws of statistics, you 
cannot win every GAME;
but, it is your dedication, 
hardwork and performance 
that keeps your NAME;
inside the hearts of so 
many people worldwide 
and in the 'Hall of FAME';
on a particular day, any team can 
play well and win, to yourself, 
you always cannot BLAME.
Lessons learned, rectify 
your mistakes and 
bounce back AGAIN;
an era ends, another era 
starts, but in the hearts of 
people, the legacy does REMAIN.
There is always a beginning, 
there is no 'THE END';
for any dreamer, 
fighter and LEGEND."- Arindam Sain

SCRAP CASTE RESERVATION SYSTEM IN COMPETITIVE EXAMS !!!

"EDUCATION MINISTER: 'Hello 
Gen-Z students, I am the 
new Education MINISTER;
you all are the future of India, 
to make a powerful India, we
want to help any YOUNGSTER.'

STUDENT LEADER: 'Oh ! Uncle, 
please stay AWAY;
We are Gen-Z, we 
have our own WAY.
Already so many foreign 
funded organizations tried 
to hijack our student PROTEST;
now you don't try to hijack it, we 
want to bring some reforms in any
All India level Competitive TEST.'

EDUCATION MINISTER: 'How can 
we solve your problems unless 
and until you COMMUNICATE;
let us sit together in a meeting to 
bring new reforms in competitive 
exams system, it is never too LATE.'

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STUDENT LEADER: 'Sir, scrap caste 
reservation system in any all India 
competitive written EXAMINATION;
we are not a developing nation 
anymore, so we must have reforms 
like it is in any developed NATION.
Only 5 extra marks to be allotted 
for SC, ST, OBC candidates in 
the Personal INTERVIEW;
reservation system should be only 
for real poor family students only, 
this is our Gen-Z students' VIEW.'

EDUCATION MINISTER: 'That's 
great, I really appreciate your 
modern mindset and LOGIC;
we were also thinking the same in 
our college days, but, no one listened 
to us, you guys made me NOSTALGIC.'"- Arindam Sain

PAPER LEAK CONTROVERSY !!!

"JOKER: 'Use our men to 
do the paper LEAK;
then only, the students 
agitation will be at its PEAK.
Don't worry, we will give 
you the money to leak IT;
then the student agitation 
will be hijacked by LEFTIST.'

KAANCHA CHEENA: 'By this strategy, 
our organization, 'Deep STATE';
has changed so 
many people's FATE.
By spreading hatred 
through rumours we have 
done a good BUSINESS;
the anti-social traitors in the name 
of students uprooted the government 
of Sri Lanka, Nepal and BANGLADESH.'

MOGAMBO: 'In India, it 
is not an easy TASK;
rather a very 
tough ASK.
After the paper leak, they 
cancelled the EXAMINATION; 
again took that exam, that's why real 
students are not in any AGITATION.'

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CHULBUL: 'After getting good 
marks, real educated students 
are enjoying the MOMENT;
in the name of protest, these 
goons are showing circus, 
what an ENTERTAINMENT.'

SINGHAM: 'The leaders of 
these people are eating 
burgers at a MALL;
what a hypocrisy 
indeed, leadership 
is not for ALL.
As they were pelting stones, 
throwing bricks at cops, it was 
not at all a peaceful PROTEST;
that's why, the Rapid Action Force 
has to come in and they know 
how to control it, they are the BEST."- Arindam Sain

SPAIN LIFTED THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 ON 19.07.2026 BY WINNING AGAINST ARGENTINA BY 2-1 !!!

"Spain knew very well about 
the Argentina defense LINE;
so, they kept the ball 
possession and marked 
each and every ARGENTINE.
Too much ball control by 
Spain, compelled Argentina 
to play defensive FOOTBALL;
full credit goes to the 
Spanish defenders as they 
were giving no space at ALL.
It was only Emiliano Martinez 
who continued the FIGHT;
he made so many saves, some 
were so close and TIGHT.
Was Enzo Fernandez 
rightfully red carded, a matter 
indeed to get CRITICIZED;
Lionel Scaloni's defensive 
strategy backfired, that he 
must have REALIZED.
In every match, a 
team cannot make a 
comeback from BEHIND;
The defensive expert teams like 
Spain and Italy know how to play 
with the opponent coach's MIND.
For Argentina, that this team can 
bounce back in the last few minutes, 
is the cause of OVER-CONFIDENCE;
when you are playing the final match, 
no matter what, go for the kill because 
offence is the best DEFENCE.
For Lionel Messi in 2022, there was 
aggressiveness and no FEAR;
so, that World Cup looked 
far, but came NEAR.
In 2026, in almost every match, the 
team woke up after conceding a goal, 
despite having Messi as the STAR;
and on that statistics, Spain did the 
real research, hence, for Messi, this 
World Cup was so near, yet too FAR.
Anyway, it is the Argentina team which 
came back in every game to make 
this World Cup so INTERESTING;
Lionel Messi and his magic in football 
will always remain in our hearts, winning 
a tournament is a different THING.
In 2010, in the final match 
against Spain, Netherlands 
were down to 10 MEN;
in 2026, Argentina were down to 10 
men, and Spain got the goal in extra 
time only to repeat the history of 2010.
Not only Messi or Argentine 
people, even the Argentina 
team fans had to feel the PAIN;
as, after winning the Euro Cup 2024, 
the FIFA World Cup 2026 has 
been lifted by SPAIN."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA CAME BACK IN STYLE WITH 2-1 VICTORY AGAINST ENGLAND TO REACH THE FINAL OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 !!!

"The first half looked as 
if 'nothing should go WRONG';
both the teams were trying to prove 
that their defense line is STRONG.
In the 2nd half, they did cut loose as 
a goal scored by Anthony GORDON;
Now, the Argentina team changed their 
gear, the competitive match was ON.
When Lionel Messi found himself in 
the trap of 'Man to Man' MARKING; 
he started operating from the right wing 
corner, in that case also, he is the KING.
As if Lionel Messi said, 'Be there at 
the right spot, be that hunting BEAST;
I will assist you at the right time, so 
that you can enjoy the hunted FEAST.'
Argentina equalized with 
an angled, chipped shot 
by Enzo FERNANDEZ;
Lionel Messi placed the ball so 
accurately, that the perfect jump 
gave a dividend to Lautaro MARTINEZ.
With 2-1 score, the day of 15.07.2026 
was a shocking day for any 'BRITISH';
people of both Argentina 
and Spain speaks SPANISH.
In the final, 'No pain, no GAIN';
can Argentina beat SPAIN."- Arindam Sain