NO SUBSIDIES TO NPA BORROWERS !!!

"DEFAULTER: 'Let those PSU Bank 
staff say, whatever they want to SAY;
but, we are wilful defaulters by 
mindset, we will not PAY.'

LAWYER: 'Maybe, in this 
regard, you are just a NOVICE;
don't give too much importance on 
any 'National Lok Adalat' NOTICE.
China Government is very strong 
and their loan recovery is the 
highest and at its PEAK;
whereas due to votebank politics, 
when it comes to NPA recovery, the 
Indian Government is very WEAK.'

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STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Time 
has come to change some strategies 
in PSU Banks at this modern AGE;
don't worry about cost and time, 
implement it, that in any mortgage, 
it will be only 'Register MORTGAGE.'

FINANCE MINISTER: 'Why the courts 
are not sending 'National Lok Adalat' 
notice through POLICEMEN;
if the law officers of PSU Banks will not 
file legal notices and go for civil suit 
filing, how will banks do recovery THEN.'

BOARD MEMBER: 'Law Officers of 
PSU Banks are not so EFFICIENT; 
to do NPA Recovery, just by sending 
Lok Adalat notices are not SUFFICIENT.
In PSU Banks, make it mandatory, that 
several blank cheques to be signed by 
borrowers before loan DISBURSEMENT;
if any cheque bounces, PSU Banks can 
file a criminal case under Section 138 
based on that cheque INSTRUMENT.'

STRATEGIC CONSULTANT: 'Request 
all Banks to send the NPA borrowers 
list with respective Aadhaar and PAN;
the NPA borrowers of any Bank must 
not get subsidies or allowances from 
the Government, there must be a BAN.
By doing this, not only it will improve 
NPA Recovery but will also reduce 
the India's 'Fiscal DEFICIT';
also the cost cutting 
strategy by printing the 
plastic notes will be SUPERHIT.
Why the Article 279A(5) is still 
getting ignored by the GST COUNCIL;
there is always a way out, 
if there is a strong WILL.
The petrol price can be reduced to 
Rs.75 per litre, with 18% GST and just 
adding some 'Compensation CESS';
to increase fund inflow for income, devoid 
of politics, place and position, all the Indian 
states must support, 'ease of BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

LOVE, LUST, LOOT & LIES !!!

"JUDGE: 'You had 
a love MARRIAGE; 
then after one year, you 
had a MISCARRIAGE.
Then afterwards you 
became pregnant TWICE;
at that time, I assume that your 
married life was quite NICE.
You have a daughter 
and a SON;
still you are doing 
adultery, what's going ON.'

JUTHIKA: 'Adultery is not 
a crime, your HIGHNESS;
and there is no proof, my ex lover is 
my partner in my boutique BUSINESS.
My husband has failed to 
prove that with my EX; 
I am having love 
affair or having SEX.'

JOGESH: 'But, my Lord, I have 
submitted the hotel CCTV 
footage in the court, RIGHT; 
where both of them 
stayed at the same 
hotel on that NIGHT.'

JUTHIKA: 'Sir, you can check the 
hotel register, we have each 
booked a separate ROOM;
Jogesh feels so insecure and 
always doubts me, he is no 
more fit to remain as my GROOM.'

JUDGE: 'Mr. Jogesh, can you 
pay her 1 crore rupees as 
mutual divorce ALIMONY;
like other married women, in the 
name of mutual divorce, she 
wants to earn some MONEY.'

JOGESH: 'Rather you order 
the cops to arrest me and 
put me inside the JAIL;
this Indian judiciary system remains 
obsolete and regarding divorce 
cases, the system is bound to FAIL.'

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JULIE: 'Why do you drink so 
much alcoholic drinks to 
damage your LIVER;
this hot and juicy bar dancer 
is always ready to satisfy you, 
impregnate me, I will DELIVER.
I don't need to marry you, just in 
the 'live in relationship', you will 
be my child's biological FATHER;
I don't need your money, I 
earn a lot and I can raise my 
child, as a single MOTHER.'

JOGESH: 'India is yet to become 
a modern nation to give respect 
to any live in RELATIONSHIP; 
but, how to harass any groom in the 
name of divorce alimony, in that case, 
India will win any CHAMPIONSHIP.
Oh ! Julie, I can feel that 
true love of yours towards 
me through your EYES; 
true love does exist 
even in this age of 
Lust, Loot and LIES.'"- Arindam Sain

BRISTI PORLEI SHURU FOOTBALL, MAATH ER JOMA JWAL EI FOOTBALL BHAASE, AAR ERA SABAAI KHAAYE ACHAARH !!!

"Amar daak naam Goyko, ki 
jaani ke chilo GOYCOCHIYA; 
bhalo naam Rudra, baba r naam 
Rishi aar maa er naam RIYA.
Football e aami barabar ee 
goalkeeper hisebe BHALO;
taai bodhoy ei Goyko taa 
ee daak naam HOLO.
Amader graam er sab 
theke bhalo maath er paase 
royeche ekti khaal PAARH;
bristi porlei shuru football, maath 
er joma jwal ei football bhaase, 
aar era sabaai khaaye ACHAARH.
Amar kaache football aar 
aasena, sudhu dekhte thaaki 
oder kaada MAKHAMAAKHI;
sabai hnaapiye porlei football 
khela sesh, baari r jaanala diye 
amaaye jhaari maarto 'AANKHI'.
Khele sesh maanei, ebaar 
khaal er oi kom jwal e 
snaatar kaata r PAALA;
ekta daadu chhip fele bose thakto, 
amader awaaz shune bole uthto,
'Maach aar uthbena, ki JWAALA'.
Final match e, aami teen te goal 
bnaachiye diyechilam, Madhupur 
er chele gulo kintu DURDAANTO; 
kintu dwitiyo paarjaaye, amader 
Haripur er chele raa oder dour koriye 
koriye, ekdum kore dilo KLAANTO.
Extra time e abar 
ami daarun duto goal 
bnaachiye DILAAM;
byaash thik 2 minute baaki thaakte, 
Satyajit er deowa goal e amra 
tournament er final jeete GELAAM.
'Man of the Match' puraskaar 
paaini, kintu 'Man of the 
Tournament' hoyechilam AAMI;
puraskaar maanei puraskaar, 
je kono puraskaar ee 
aamar kache DAAMI.
Seyi Aankhi jaar baari oi sei 
khaal paarh er maath er PAASE;
se dekhi amar dike taakiye 
besh muchki muchki HAASE.
Lokjon prem e porle golaap 
phool daye, e dilo amake 
ekta holud gnaada PHOOL;
jaai hok, seyi laajuk misti 
meye ke biye kore ami 
korini kono BHOOL.
Ekhan toh amra dujonei sudhu 
thaaki Kolkata e, dujonei 
ekhan hoyechi buro aar BURI;
chele America e, meye England e, 
Kolkata e baari korlum, kintu fnaaka,
aamar boyesh ekhan teen KURI.
Onek bachor por ami aar Aankhi seyi 
khaal paarh e bose, kintu seyi maath 
e keyu khelche naa aar FOOTBALL;
Aankhi taar seyi baari r jaanala r 
dike cheye ache, aar amar haath taa 
dhore ache, taar chokh er kon e JWAL."- Arindam Sain

JUST LIKE IN METRO RAIL STATIONS, INSTALL AFC GATES OR STRICT FAREGATES IN ALL STATIONS, RAILWAYS ARE NOT FOR CHARITY !!!

"All the important railway 
stations of India must 
look like any AIRPORT;
the online ticket system 
has actually generated more 
revenues as per recent REPORT.
AC local trains to be increased 
by just charging twice more 
than the non-AC local train FARE;
in all stations, there should be the 
thaali system meals canteens and 
dispensaries to take medical CARE.
In every AC local trains, there should 
be two washrooms attached with 
each and every COMPARTMENT;
to provide speedy services, more 
recruitment to be done for each and 
every Indian Railways DEPARTMENT.
Strict ticket checking system inside 

the train and in all the railway stations 

will also ensure overall SECURITY;
just like in Metro Rail stations, install 
AFC gates or strict faregates in all 
stations, railways are not for CHARITY.
Automatically impose a fine, 
if anyone spits or throws 
garbage on any PLATFORM; 
in the online ticket booking app, there 
must be an option where passengers 
can fill and submit feedback FORM."- Arindam Sain

OH ! 'PRASAD' TAA TOH DEKHINI !!!

"MADAN: 'Oh ! 'Prasad' taa toh 
dekhini, erokom ekta bhool data 
entry korechi aamra, hey RAM;
eeni 'Lakkhi Bhandar' peten thik 
ee, kintu aasole 'Lakkhi Prasad 
Lahiri' ee eena r pooro NAAM.'

MANIK: 'Bhablum joma kore debo 
oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' er DATABASE; 
kintu tomader ei bhool data 
entry, ekdum khaaiye dile CASE.
Ekhan notun sarkar ebaar 
aanche baaro paata r form, 
notun kore korte hobe ABEDAN;
ekta choto data entry r bhool e kato 
kichu fnaash hoye galo balo dekhini, 
satyi ee tomra sab ek ek ta MADAN.'"- Arindam Sain

GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS MUST IMPROVE ITS INFRASTRUCTURE !!!

"Why private schools 
still demand DONATION;
all parents are not so 
rich in this NATION.
Yes, maybe, private schools 
are having shorter VACATION;
are those parents forced to invest 
more for a better EDUCATION.
Almost everyone debates 

about bringing back 

'Gurukul CULTURE';
but no one debates that the
government schools must 
improve its INFRASTRUCTURE. 
Good theoretical education 
is good as in marksheet, it 
helps to get a better GRADE;
but, in reality, the skill based 
practical education wins in the long 
run, as that knowledge will never FADE."- Arindam Sain

I AM JUST A MIDDLE CLASS COMMON MAN !!!

"At breakfast, 
no Egg TOAST,
at lunch, no 
Chicken ROAST,
neither a guest 
nor a GHOST,
not a hunter, but 
can be your HOST.
I didn't ever search in any 
AI app, what is true love, 
but my heart can feel IT;
wise men always say that 
romance in true love always 
keep humans healthy and FIT.
From top to bottom, 
you can SCAN;
I am just a middle 
class common MAN.
Not so rich is neither my 
bank balance nor WALLET;
enriched with a modern 
mentality is my MINDSET.
I don't know how to PROPOSE,
with a red colored ROSE;
but, one thing 
is SURE,
that my love 
towards you is PURE.
Your father insulted 
me by saying that 
I am JOBLESS;
but, I have recruited so many 
young people in my firm which 
is a successful startup BUSINESS.
In any business, there will 
be profit, there will be LOSS;
but at the end of the day, your lover 
is not an employee, he is the BOSS.
I am neither a government 
servant nor a CELEBRITY;
but an entrepreneur with 
sincerity and INTEGRITY.
As a common man, I am putting 
the marriage proposal in front of 
you, waiting for your ACCEPTANCE;
it is up to you now to take the 
decision, even if you reject, I will 
move on without any GRIEVANCE."- Arindam Sain