SRH THRASHED LSG BY 10 WICKETS ON 08.05.2024 !!!

"Pat Cummins wanted a birthday gift 
on 08.05.2024 as he is the SRH KING.
The catch taken by Nitish and Sanvir 
respectively was just OUTSTANDING; 
de Kock came back in the LSG 
team, but, could only score 2;
what a bowling spell by 
Bhuvneshwar to end up at 12/2.
Due to Nitish, the Mr.Pooran 
missed half a ton by just 
2 runs, but, Badoni scored 55;
SRH team has improved a lot in 
the fielding department and as 
a result, restricted LSG to 165.
Just hang on, in 
Hyderabad, it was time 
for more ENTERTAINMENT;
as the SRH opening 
batters literally toyed with 
the LSG bowling DEPARTMENT.
Due to 'Travis Typhoon' and 
'Sharma Storm', SRH won by 10 
wickets, though, by Yash, that 
catch should have been TAKEN;
As if Travis said to Abhishek, 'go 
past my individual score of you can', 
and in that process, it looked as 
if they were playing T-10."- Arindam Sain

THIK BRISTI R ROOP NIYE FIREY FIREY AASE, JAKHAN EE SUKIYE JAAYE PUKUR !!!

"Ratnakar dasyu gelen 
bodle, likhlen 'Ramayan', 
hoye giye VALMIKI; 
ebaar ei 'Valmiki Pratibha' 
naatak ta, ke likhechilen, 
seta apnara jaanen KI ?
Maa Kali r bhakto noy, Valmiki 
takhan hoye gechilen 
Maa Saraswati r BHAKTO;
'Valmiki Pratibha' r Valmiki 
charitre abhinoy kora ta onaar 
kache chilona khub ekta SHAKTO.
'Bidhir baadhan kaatbe tumi, emon 
shaktiman', ei naao, 'Knighthood' rakho 
tomader kache, e jano ek kalanker DAAG;
teeni ee eibhabhe gorje uthechilen, jakhan 

katogulo nispaap niriho maanush er hatya 
r aagun e jwalchilo 'JALIANWALABAGH'.
'Bajrashikha e, ek 
palak e miliye 
diley saada KAALO'; 
Albert Einstein o sedin bujhlen, je 'ei 
prithibi biggyan er noy, biggyansammato 
maanush er, taai toh ei prithibi eto BHALO.'
Takhan kaar din e, erokom ee 
hoto, maatro noy bachor boyesh 
ei, biye korechilen BHABATARINI; 
Oi Marathi Atmaram kanya Anna r mato 
hoyto uni hote paaren ni, kintu tobu o onaar 
swami onaar naam dilen, 'MRINALINI'.
Odike Kadambari Devi uplobdhi 
korechilen, je prem jamon modhur, 
thik tamon ee jwaalaye AAGUN; 
thik jamon aase grisyer daabdaaho 
ebong kaalbaisakhi jharh, 
jakhan chole jaaye FAAGUN.
Jwal ee jeeban aar prem 
holo jwal er mato, thik bristi 
r roop niye firey firey aase, 
jakhan ee sukiye jaaye PUKUR;
taai prakriti r theke, 'subho sundar 
kaal e, saajo saajo naba saaj e', ei 
katha tee uplobdhi korechilen Kabiguru 

'Rabindranath THAKUR'."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED LSG BY 98 RUNS ON 05.05.2024 !!!

"By Salt and Sunil, what a 
speedy start it has BEEN; 
but, Salt got hunted with a 
slower ball delivery by NAVEEN.
On 05.05.2024, at Lucknow, 
Sunil was just UNSTOPPABLE; 
and Raghuvanshi at the other 
end, kept KKR innings STABLE.
Out of all the LSG bowlers, 
only Ravi Bishnoi kept KKR 
batters somewhat TIGHT; 
and he got the wicket of 
Sunil Narine as the timing of 
that particular shot was not RIGHT. 
Both Phil and Angkrish scored 
32 runs each and Sunil missed 
a ton just by NINETEEN;
KKR innings became slightly 
slowish, as both Russell and Rinku 
became the victims of NAVEEN.
The score of KKR 
suddenly raced to 235; 
due to Ramandeep's 
6 balls knock of 25.
KKR strikes early 
as Ramandeep took 
an outstanding CATCH; 
both Rahul and Stoinis of LSG 
made it look, that it will be a 
very competitive MATCH.
KL Rahul could have been 
quite sensible to stay at 
the crease for LONG; 
then came Andre Russell to tell 
both Stoinis and Pooran that the
KKR bowling unit is quite STRONG.
KKR won by 98 runs, and 
both Harshit and Chakravarthy
bagged 3 wickets EACH; 
after the dismissal of Nicholas, both 
Turner and Badoni did realize that 
the target is out of their REACH."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED MI IN MUMBAI AFTER A LONG WAIT OF 12 YEARS BY 24 RUNS ON 03.05.2024 !!!

"On 03.05.2024, at Wankhede
stadium, the KKR batsmen 
were in a mood to EXPEDITE; 
but, Nuwan Thushara kept on hunting 
as the 'Lasith Malinga style action' 
bowling is sometimes so ELITE.
Yes, he is 'Manish Pandey', 
how can you forget this NAME; 
as he made a huge impact while 
playing his first IPL 2024 GAME.
Despite the 'Bumrah Bombardment', 
MI had to chase 170; 
as Manish contributed 42 
and Venkatesh alone scored 70.
Mitchell Starc abided by the theory, 
'Offense is the best DEFENCE;
the wicket of Ishan Kishan gave Starc, 
the much required SELF-CONFIDENCE.
KKR has a good 
bowling unit TOO; 
both Sunil and Chakravarthy 
finished their bowling spell at 22/2.
Andre not only hunted Hardik but also 
made Suryakumar, his second VICTIM; 
the match drifted towards KKR 
when Mitchell got rid of TIM.
In the slog overs, Wasim Akram 
used to bowl low full TOSS; 
and then used to come back with 
an yorker to become the big BOSS. 
Starc bowled like Wasim Akram 
and wrapped up MI's innings by 
finishing his bowling spell at 33/4;
after a long wait of 
12 years, KKR defeated 
MI in Mumbai by 24."- Arindam Sain

THEIR JOB IS TO ACCESS SECRET INFORMATION, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, AS THEY MAY LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'They know 
who you guys are, and want to 
know what and how much secret 
information you guys have GOT; 
before becoming a victim of 
'Honeytrap', like one of your colleagues, 
it is better to confirm with us, whether 
the female profile is authentic or NOT.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Suddenly, 
why are you guys so concerned 
about this ASPECT; 
is there anyone hiding around 
and operating from the backend, 
whom you guys SUSPECT. 
Just tell us, we will 
get back to WORK; 
don't underestimate 
our secret NETWORK.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why suddenly 
so many girls are contacting you guys
and flirting, you must UNDERSTAND;
try to ignore them as much as 
you can, be tough, as usual you 
are, don't change your STAND.
This is election time, 
some of these girls 
can be HARMFUL; 
their job is to access secret 
information, don't get carried away, 
as they may look so BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

THE WEST BENGAL GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN TOO CRUEL ON 'MOTHER NATURE', AND THIS IS OUR BAD FATE !!!

"TEACHER: 'When you cleared IBSAF 
in 2006, you were asked to join IBS, 
Chennai, but, you didn't come HERE; 
you made a request that as the climate 
of Chennai is very hot, so, you want to 
join IBS, Kolkata, so you stayed THERE.
Again, Canara Bank gave you 

a transfer posting at Chennai 

in the year of 2012 in their 
Accounts DEPARTMENT; 
but, by showing the same reason, you 
resigned, to join Allahabad Bank, and 
you also didn't accept the IBPS 2012 
Indian Bank's 'Letter of APPOINTMENT'.
I have been living in Chennai since 
2021, and in this year of 2024, 
now, see the fun, BOY;
here the temperature is 
lesser than the temperature 
at the 'City of JOY';
many times, I have told all 
my students that, 'Face the 
problems, don't run AWAY; 
because these problems will 
chase you, so, you have to find 
a solution on your own WAY.''

STUDENT: 'Actually Sir, the greed 
factor of promoters, KMC officials, 
politicians have completely 
ruined the Kolkata CLIMATE;
why only in Kolkata, in the entire 
West Bengal, the state government 
has been too cruel on 'Mother 
Nature', and this is our bad FATE.
In schools or colleges of West Bengal, 
regarding the 'Save Nature' and 'Go 

Green' campaign, no initiative has been 
taken for creating social AWARENESS; 

the people and politicians have become 
greedy, if 'Mother Nature' hits back once 
out of anger, all are gone, what will you 
do with your black money or BUSINESS.
The Election campaign is going on, 
at least, wherever these politicians go 
for the campaign, they must plant 
more trees, to save our PLANET;
Look at the European nations, how 
they are fighting against 'Global 
Warming' and 'Pollution', we must learn 
about those things through INTERNET."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 29.04.2024 !!!

"Just like Harshit, the 
Vaibhav also impressed 
everyone with his 2/29; 
but, Chakravarthy did a fantastic 
job to bag 3 wickets and DC 
got restricted at 153/9.
Kuldeep Yadav is the 
highest scorer for DC with 
the bat in this MATCH; 
Rishabh could have got out much 
earlier had Harshit would have 
not missed an easy CATCH.
On 29.04.2024, DC showed 
so much callous attitude in 
their fielding DEPARTMENT; 
that Phil felt more motivated 
to provide the spectators, an 
excellent ENTERTAINMENT.
Axar alone got rid of KKR 
openers, but, when Salt got 
out, for DC, it was too LATE;
KKR won by 7 wickets, as both Sreyas 
Iyer and Venkatesh Iyer also kept in 
mind, the 'Net RUN RATE'."- Arindam Sain