WHY ARE YOU DANCING, WHY SUCH AN ENJOYMENT !!!

"MANJU: 'How are you, my son, 
have you seen my dancing REEL;
again we have won, they have 
failed to turn the WHEEL.
It is Green again, neither 
Saffron nor RED;
also our monthly allowances 
have been increased to 1,500.'

MANTU: 'Mom, have you ever 
demanded for EMPLOYMENT;
why are you dancing, why 
such an ENJOYMENT.
I am your son, I have done 
MTECH, still I had to MIGRATE;
I am staying in a rented house, I am 
doing a job in Maharashtra STATE.
Had you all demanded jobs, I 
would have stayed in Kolkata ONLY;
I am your only son, I am settling down in 
Pune, now you and Dad will feel LONELY.'

MANJU: 'Kolkata has now become 
like London with so many LIGHTS;
the non Bengali people again failed to 
conquer Bengal after so many FIGHTS.'

MANTU: 'Mom, here in Pune, I get 
respect as an Indian first, not because 
I belong to a Bengali COMMUNITY;
you have been brainwashed and 1500 
rupees is the price of votebank vaccine 
that boosts their political IMMUNITY.
Buy a boat Mom, as Kolkata 
will become Venice SOON;
you will realise it, after 
the arrival of 'MONSOON'.
You are talking about lights, maybe 
to hide the 'Abhaya Case' DARKNESS;
and someone orders the women to stay 
at home after 8 PM, my GOODNESS.
How many educated young Bengali girls 
and boys can you see in your LOCALITY;
majority of them have migrated for jobs 
to Bengaluru, Hyderabad or Pune CITY.'

MANJU: 'What are you trying to 
say, I don't UNDERSTAND;
we have won again, we will enjoy 
today, the celebration will be GRAND.
Just like and share my dancing 
reel, as my dance moves are 
gaining POPULARITY;
your Dad is planning to sell this 
house, as in our area, we Hindus 
are becoming MINORITY.'"- Arindam Sain

GERUA JHARH ELE, SHINGHASAN E BOSBE UTTARBANGA R SHIKKAK, 'SUKANTO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Chaturdike gerua shibir 
er lokjon hocche AAKRAANTO;
kibhabe taader asamman kora jaaye, 
cholche kato ee na CHAKRAANTO.'

BABOOL: 'Janasadharan 
aar je pacchena BHOY;
taai goonda der neta netri ra bhabche, 
je eibaar naa hoye jaaye PARAJOY.
Duskriti raa ee khacche paatkel, eto 
humki diye o hoye jacche KLAANTO;
gerua jharh ele, shinghasan e bosbe 
Uttarbanga r shikkak, 'SUKANTO'.'

BABLA: 'Dakkhin Bharat e gache jei 
sab Bangaali parijaayi SHRAMIK;
taader ki dakkhin Bharatiya bhaasha 
shikhte hocche, era ektu khoj NIK.
Aamra aage Bharatiya, bhinrajye 
basobaas korche Bangaali kato SHATO;
othocho bhinrajye r lokjon ei rajye ele, 
era apomaan kore, bole 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BALA: 'Barood er stup e daariye 
ache, jodi jwale jaaye DESLAAI;
sab sesh hoye jaabe, kaaron 
aagun e poore hoye jaabe CHHAI.
Sankhyaguru der noy, barong 
sankhyalaghu der fireche HNUUSH;
magajdholai r mantra bhoole, duskriti 
der biruddhe jeetbe ki MAANUSH.'"- Arindam Sain 

EKTA O TOH KOI DEKHCHI NA KONO BHAALO KAAJ; JANASADHARAN EE BOLCHE, JE CHOLCHE 'JUNGLE RAJ' !!!

"TUPITUMPA: 'Ora onek peye gechilo, 
jehetu apni korechilen onek LEKHALEKHI;
ebaare apnaar lekha bandho raakhun, 
kibhabe koi century korte paare DEKHI.
Ek ekta blog noy 
toh, jano BOMA;
porei jano pratibaadi 
hoye othe ei 'TILATTOMA'.'

BITTUSONA: 'Aamaar lekha r sathe 
oder oi sankhya pabaar ki SAMPARKO;
bodhoy apnaar kono kaaj taaj nei, taai 
gaa e pore korte esechen TARKO.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Emnitei dekhchen je 
amader bazaar ekhan besh MANDAA;
taar opor apni apnaar lekha r 

madhyam e koren kato NINDAA.'

BITTUSONA: Taah bhaalo kaaj 
korte ke koreche BAARON;
ekta o toh bhaalo kaaj korte dekhina, 
bolun er pechone royeche ki KAARON.
Ekta o toh koi dekhchi 
na kono bhaalo KAAJ;
janasadharan ee bolche, 
je cholche 'JUNGLE RAJ'.'

TUPITUMPA: 'Raja Harishchandra 
baa Yudhishthir jeevan e ki peyeche 
bolun toh, hoye SATYABAADI;
eta kaliyug, adhikangsho ee asaut, 
pashe kauke paaben naa, jei muhurte 
hoben aapni annyay r PRATIBAADI.
Aar kota din barong lekhalekhi 
taa raakhun BANDHO;
naa hoy kota din hoy roilen 
Dhritarashtra r mato ANDHO.'

BITTUSONA: 'Besh, aapni 
rekhechen jakhan BAAZI; 
ekhan lekhalekhi bandho thaakbe, 
na hoy hoyei jacchi RAAZI.
Kintu taa o bolchi ora thik 
century korbe, jodi na hoy 
kono kaarchupi baa KAARSAAJI;
ora century korlei, aami jaa chaaibo 
apnaar theke, taa kintu dite hobe, 
khete paarben na takhan DEEGBAAJI.'"- Arindam Sain

SAVING EXPENSES ON ELECTRICITY IS ALSO A MEASURE OF COST CUTTING !!!

"AUDITOR: 'Oh ! My God ! so 
much expenses on ELECTRICITY;
why is there a late sitting tendency 
in any branch of any CITY.
In some of the big reputed 
banks, their Head Office has 
issued circulars on 'Late SITTING';
before 7 PM, why are the tasks not 
finished, saving expenses on electricity 
is also a measure of cost CUTTING.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'In some cases, 
some employees spend too much time 
on gossiping, some are not so EFFICIENT;
when it comes to operating the computers, 
some of the old generation employees 
are not so speedy and PROFICIENT.
In many cases, CBS link 
failures do HAPPEN;
all are there in digital format, you can't 
do banking by only using your PEN.
If 10 people are retiring, then only 4 
people are getting recruited, so, there 
is indeed a manpower SHORTAGE;
keep AI robot as a cash teller in rural 
branch, the rural customers will break 
that robot, even on this internet AGE.'

AUDITOR: 'Now I understand, why big 
banks could issue the circular that 
after 7 PM, no one should be in OFFICE;
the big banks invested in infrastructure 
and recruitment of more people to 
prove that they are no more NOVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

O JATO EE KARO TAAKA PAISA ROZGAAR; SHASYA R FALAN NAA HOILE, CHATURDIKE PORI JAABE HAHAKAAR !!!

"HAAURI: 'Koi go, oi poinadhaar e, 
culvert er nichey, chekni jaal diya 
koyeta maach DHORLA ? 

HAAURA: 'Aa go, baari nu kota 
kochu tuleye leiso dekhi, tnetul 
er tok khaabo, dhorchi je MORLA.'

HAARU: 'Tumaane ki suddho 
Bangla e katha koyite paroni, sebaare 
je aastholo mor baandhabi, NISHA;
se koitholo je, 'tomar maa baba kirokom 
'gneyo chaasa' katha bole, adbhut shunte 
laage tomader aanchalik BHAASHA.''

HAAURA: 'Dyakh Kochi, bhasha 
jerkum shunte laaguk na kano, 
outa aamanker MAATRIBHAASA;
aar tor bandhabi ke koibu, je amanker 
mato gneyo lok jodi naa chaash karto, 
naa jodi roito kuno CHAASHA,
o jato ee karo taaka 
paisa ROZGAAR;
shasya r falan naa hoile, 
chaturdike pori jaabe HAHAKAAR.'

HAAURI: 'Dyakh Haaradhan, tor 

maa hoya koithi, orkum mejhi r 

sathe bhool e o jano na hoy PRANOY;
jaar moddhe ache sahar er paisawala 
ahankaar, aamanker graam er kuno 
mejhi ke beyaa hobu, oi Nisha ke NOY.'"- Arindam Sain

UPGRADE CBS WITH A SINGLE AND SIMPLE PLATFORM, 'THIRD EYE' !!!

"SYSTEM ANALYST: 'Don't 
just rush to implement AI; 
rather upgrade CBS with a single 
and simple platform, 'Third EYE'.
Type the Customer ID and 
click on the button, 'Fetch CKYC';
whether PAN, Aadhaar and Voter  
is there in that ID, you have to SEE.
All information is there, click on the 
button, 'CIBIL' to get the CIBIL SCORE;
in CBS itself, you can check whether 
a customer is having 730 or MORE.
CIF integration with KYC documents 
should be done at a rapid PACE;
Each customer must have a 
CKYC number, to win the RACE.'

BANK EXECUTIVE: 'Some customers 
do make a loan request with a SMILE;
but that smile disappears when we 
tell them to show the ITR FILE.
Based on CKYC, PAN and DOB linked 
to CIF, we also want to fetch CERSAI;
Based on CIBIL, CERSAI, either accept 
loan applications or bid GOODBYE.
Basically, we want a platform where 
CKYC is linked with CERSAI and CIBIL;
this platform in CBS, will help the 
bankers to keep strict VIGIL.' - Arindam Sain

CHINTA KI, MON E KHUB BYATHA BUJHI, DICCHE JE BHAATA, OTAI BYATHA R MALOM !!!

"Bnhaata tumi jaao choli, 
ebaar aasite daao JOYAAR;
maanush je aar nei je ekhan 
seyi saamaajik JANOYAAR.
Yeh samaaj aanbe 
onek kichur ee BADAL;
se asha e shono oi aadivasi 
raa bajaaiche jeh MAADAL.
Deergho eto bachor er 
laanchona o UPEKKHA;
ekhan je taai korchi 
mora badal er APEKKHA.
Shikka nei, shilpo nei, 
garib holo aaro GARIB;
shramik er o chokhe jwal, kal 
karkhaana r neebheche je PRADIP.
Taaka diye kineche 
taara chaakri o SHIKKHA;
bhaata r naam e shikkito 
garib der dicche je BHIKKHA.
Katojon er holo chaakri, othocho 
parikkha r khaata e choleni KALOM;
chinta ki, mon e khub byatha bujhi, 
dicche je bhaata, otai byatha r MALOM."- Arindam Sain