VVPAT SLIPS RESULT IS NOT TALLYING WITH EVM RESULT, SO WE WILL NOT ISSUE THE COUNTING CERTIFICATE !!!

"MARIA: 'Enter there to change 
those machines TONIGHT;
the room security will not 

be so strong at MIDNIGHT.'

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JOHN: 'Yes, madam, we have done 
it, you know, what we MEAN.'

DANNY: 'We have broken two 
CCTV, so, our operation is CLEAN.'
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SUPERVISOR: 'Sir, now we understand 
why you ordered us to keep EVM 
and VVPAT totally SEPARATE;
in a booth, VVPAT slips result is not 
tallying with EVM result, so we will 
not issue the counting CERTIFICATE.'

CHIEF: 'Cancel the counting 
process of that polling booth, 
we will go for REPOLLING;
no need to speed up the counting, 
be slow and steady, accurate and 
fair counting is the main THING.'"- Arindam Sain

COUNTING SUPERVISORS AND COUNTING AGENTS OF ALL PARTIES MUST NOT FORGET TO CHECK IN DETAILS, THE 'FORM 17C' !!!

"BABLOO: 'In 2021 also, in 
the exit poll of West BENGAL;
almost everyone predicted that 
the TMC government will FALL.
On the counting day, inside the 
majority of the counting centers, 
the TMC goons played the TRICK;
BJP could have got 110, but, by 
these manipulations by TMC goons, 
BJP got 77 and TMC did HATTRICK.'

BABOOL: 'Actually, at that time Mukul 
Roy had the support of around 40 
MLAs, had BJP reached 110;
then Mukul Roy could have 
saffronized the 'Nabanna' 
with those extra 40 MEN.
I-PAC was aware of it and 
suggested them to play this 
counting manipulation GAME;
to stay in power, the ruling party 
funded the goons to help in counting 

manipulation, what a shame, SHAME.'

BABLA: 'Just like in Falta and Diamond 
Harbour, to block the opposition party 
button in EVM they are using a TAPE;
where some state government officials 
are corrupted, how can you expect  
justice in that RG Kar GANGRAPE.
Repolling must be done in many 
booths of South 24 Parganas to 
ensure a free and fair ELECTION;
the corrupted officials involved in EVM 
button tape case must be punished 
and replaced by ECI's DIRECTION.'

BALA: 'Without signature of counting 
agents of at least 3 political parties in 
'consent form', don't start COUNTING;
in 'consent form', it is written that serial 
numbers of EVM, Control Unit and VVPAT 
are same as it were on the day of VOTING.
No mobile phone, no unauthorised persons 
inside the counting premises, that thing, 
the soldiers of Indian Army must SEE;
counting supervisors and counting agents 
of all parties must not forget to check in 
details, the 'FORM 17C'.'"- Arindam Sain

AMADER VOTEBANK TAA KI APNADER BAAP ER SAMPATTI !!!

"SUNAINA: 'Ki bolle, ebaare 
amader ke debena VOTE;
kothakar kon notun dal elo, 
tomra hoye gele EKJOT.
Tomader ke khusi korbaar jonno 
ami katobaar porechi HIJAAB;
Jodi o khaali pet e noy, tobu o korechi 
Iftaar, bhoole gele se sab HISAAB'.

SAAKINA: 'Kintu ki korei ba 
bhule jaai seyi Bagtui KAANDO;
bujhte deri holeyo, thik bojha jaaye 
je, ke aasole ekta PAASHONDO.
Boma shilpo eto ee unnato, je maara 
galo oi neeriho nispaap TAMANNA;
aamra toh sudhu ee votebank, shunte 
ki paan oi Tamanna r maa er KANNA.'

SUNAINA: 'Tomader vote er opor kintu 
ekmatro amader ee ache ADHIKAAR;
arrey jaa chaao diye debo, sudhu 
vote taa daao, gorte daao SARKAAR.
Tomar bor toh raajmistri, 
ekhane nei, Kerala e THAAKE;
ekhuni aami goonda chere dile, tomader 
meye, Ruksana r ijjat bnaachabe KE.'

SAAKINA: 'Thik ache, aapnakei debo 
vote, meye r korben na kono KHOTI;
aami sabai ke bolbo, je aapnar jonno 
hoyeche ekhaane onek UNNOTI.
Amader votebank taa ki
apnader baap er SAMPATTI;
apnaara toh amader khoti kore deben, 
jodi vote dite kori APOTTI.'"- Arindam Sain

THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, ALL NATIONS MUST CHANGE THE IMMIGRATION LAW !!!

"Throughout the World, all nations 
must change the immigration LAW;
give priority to your own countrymen, 
too much liberalisation is a FLAW.
They want to win the war by 
increasing their POPULATION;
and can then change the 
demography of any NATION.
They are like any VIRUS; 
so stop that 'Sickular' CIRCUS. 
USA is the No. 1 foolish nation 
which supports a nation where 
terrorists are HIDING;
Europe, Japan and Australia 
are already feeling the heat and 
immigration is not a safe THING.
Now all of them are not bad, 
some are of modern mindset 

and are really highly EDUCATED;
but, majority of them are illiterate 
and hooligans, so those useless 
fellows should be DEPORTED.
Why EU, USA, Australia and Japan 
are unknowingly trying to change 
their own heaven into HELL;
learn from China and look at their 
strict policies, China really knows 
how to tame these viruses, very WELL."- Arindam Sain

DEKHA JAAK JANAGAN EBAAR KON PHOOL FOTAAYE AAR KAAKE KORE 'APRIL FOOL' !!!

"Dui hazaar egaaro 
theke dui hazaar SHOLO;
notun notun eseche toh, 
taai kichu unnayan HOLO.
Tarpor shikkito je kota CHILO;
sab pechone r bench e GALO.
Yuba neta r haath dhore 
dhuklo sab DUSKRITI;
pooro bodlei galo dal er 
parikhatamo baa AAKRITI.
Dhora porlo chit 
fund er KAARSAAJI;
je chechaalo chor chor bole, seyi abar 

mukhopatro hoy khaaye DEEGBAAJI.

Taah ei jaati r kache naaki khub 
ekta baro samasya noy DURNITI;
'oto chinta r ki ache re baba, amra 
toh onek jaayega e loot korei JITI.'
Dudhel gaai der sahajye, kichu beshi 
vote peye khamota e firlo ABAAR;
kato birodhi dal er kormi der khoon, 
dharshan korlo, se ki ATYACHAAR.
Corona kaal e ki hoto mritodeho 
r kichu aangsho PAACHAAR;
ei bishoy niye ki keyu hoyechilen 
pratibaad e SOCCHAR.
Paachaarkaari der 
raag holo PRACHANDO;
ghotiye dilo ganadharshan 
aar khoon er KAANDO.
Goonda der diye 
chollo BHAANGCHUR;
Pramaan ee toh galo mooche, sudhu 
mombaati michil ee holo PROCHUR.
Odike abaar, 'dekhte ki paaona 
tomra eto unnayan er DHEU; 
khaali DA niye karo 
tomra gheu GHEU.
Sudhu ei DA maamla lorhtei khorcha 
korlam taxpayer der kato TAAKA;
tobu o vote er aage, DA r ghoshona 
korte holo, jodi ghure jaaye CHAAKA.'
Janagan o bhabche, '2021 e o, 
egulo ke vote diye ki BIPOTTI;
ekhan toh dekhchi sab kichui 
ke bhabche eder ee SAMPATTI.
Keyu jhaalmuri khele, 
eder laage JHAAL;
ei garam e, kano nouko e choreche, 
kano gaaye diyeche SHAAL.'
Jehetu nei KARMOSANSTHAN;
Kerala ee taader KARMOSTHAAN.
Dudhel gaai raa o 
ekhan maarche LAATHI;
jato ee chesta koruk hote bekaar 
yubak yubati der SAATHI. 
Pooro chaal er basta ee baatil, 
chaakri galo chaabish HAZAAR;
maasik 1500 baa 1700 diye o dhore 
rakha jaaye votebank er BAZAAR.
Phool e phool ei laraai, 
e o phool, se o PHOOL; 
dekha jaak janagan ebaar kon phool 
fotaaye, aar kaake kore 'April FOOL'."- Arindam Sain

KONODIN HOYTO ETA O DEKHBO, JE NIJEDER JANMABHOOMI TEI NEI EDER ASTITWO !!!

"JOGESH: 'Kodin aagei esecho 
bujhi, koi aagey toh DEKHINI;
o baam haath e ulki aanka 
dekhchi, lekha ache 'JAAMINI'.

JAAMINI: 'Tomake ora khub ragging 
korto balo, tumi ee toh seyi JOGESH;
senior raa chhad theke feley diye 
tomar jeevan taa ke korechilo SESH.'

JOGESH: 'Se ki ragging, duskriti der 
University teh, se ki ATYACHAAR;
bole dilo suicide case, sab ee paisa 
r khela, pelaam ee naa BICHAAR.'

JAAMINI: 'Aamake toh dharshan kore 
mere fello, kodin jwalaalo era MOMBATI;
kintu pore upolobdhi korlam boiki je 
eta ta toh seyi bheetu aar bheto JAATI.'

JOGESH: 'Emon magaj dholai koreche, 
je era nijerai haariyeche BYAKTITWO;
konodin hoyto eta o dekhbo, je nijeder 

janmabhoomi tei nei eder ASTITWO.'"- Arindam Sain

CAN BJP FORM THE NEXT GOVERNMENT, THAT DEPENDS ON THE VOTERS OF KOLKATA, 24 PARGANAS AND BARDHAMAN DISTRICT !!!

"BABLOO: 'The pitch is not 
at all a batting PARADISE;
TMC was eyeing 222, but, Bengali 
Hindus have started to roar and RISE.
TMC must feel very lucky this time, 
if they manage to score 152;
because in this pitch, there is 
something for the bowlers TOO.'

BABOOL: 'What about the Bengali 
people staying outside India, 
will they cast their VOTE;
you never know when you last casted 
your vote may become a criteria for 
passport renewal, make a NOTE.
Don't rule out ISF completely 
in this ELECTION;
in many seats, the Muslim voters 
will go for the right SELECTION.'

BABLA: 'As INC is fighting 
alone, it is their ADVANTAGE;
they want a change, so that, it is 
only INC Vs BJP at a later STAGE.
Now, the confusion is with Hindu 
voters of Left Front, will they vote 
for ISF or for the Right WING;
it is a fight between your Brain 
and Heart, and it will decide on
which way there will be a SWING.'

BALA: 'Check EVM registration 
numbers and all other tags, 
before starting the COUNTING;
TMC goons will try to capture the 
EVMs where they know they will lose, 
all hooliganism, the ECI is NOTICING.
Can BJP form the next government, 
that depends on the voters of Kolkata, 
24 Parganas and Bardhaman DISTRICT;
TMC goons are angry with the voters of 
ISF, so, extra protection required in those 
areas, and cops must be very STRICT.'"- Arindam Sain