AAGOMONI THEKE BIJOYA !!!

AAGOMONI THEKE BIJOYA !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"Maati r murti,
rang aar rang er TULI;
ei niyeyi sabsamay
byasto thaake KUMORTULI.
Jeeni badh 
korechilen MAHISHASUR;
teeni prithibi teh asaar ageyi
beje othe taar agomoni SUR.

Saada phool er
naam KAASH;
saada tulor mato megh e
dhekey jaaye AKAASH.
Ekhan o bhor chaar ter samay betaar 
jantro teh jakhan shona jaaye 
Birendrakrishna Bhadra r GALAA;
sabai upolobdhi 
kore, je shuru 
holo MAHALAYA.

Durga Pujo korte hobe,
taai Pujo Committee r 
sabai chaaye CHAANDA;
ki kochi 
chele, ki paara 
r baro DADA.
Uttar Kolkata r Durga Pujo 
teh ekhano royeche sabekiyana, 
babuana, oitiyho o OISHWARJYO;
kintu dakshin Kolkata teh theme pandal 
aar aalo r protiyogita r moddhe o 
royeche ek oiswarik SOUNDYARJYA.

Durga Pujo r ager dingulo 
teh thaake notun jamaa 
kapar kenaar HIRIK;
Durga Pujo r anandey metey othey 
Bangabhoomi r sab praanter lok, 
ki Mahishadal, ki Mayapur, ki MIRIK.
Panchami teh pandal 
udbhodhon, shasthi te bibhinno 
pandal er thakur DEKHA;
Saptami teh daarun adda, astami teh 
bhalo rajokiyo bangaali khabaar 
dekhle ei jeev ke jaaye naa je ROKHA.

Nabami r din e aattiyo swajan der 
proti ektu ektu kore mon 
er jaanla taa ke KHOLA;
Dashami r din baatash e bishaad 
er sur er moddhe o jomey othey 
mahila der sindur KHELA.
Bisarjan er din ektu 
dukkho hoy boiki, Durga Pujo 
hocche sesh, ei katha BHEBHE;
kintu mon er moddhe ei asha 
taa o theke jaaye je aasche 
bachor abaar HOBE.

Shaarodiya r subheccha 
diye shuru kore,
Subho Bijoya te SESH;
Gurujon der pronaam kore, bandhu 
der saathe kolaakuli korey, bhaloi 
laage khete rasogolla aar SANDESH.

Durga Pujo sesh holeyi abaar din gonaa
shuru je por er bachor er Durga Pujo 
aastey aar achey kato din BAAKI;
abaar kobe Sealdah station er saamne
dhaak dhol petaabe oi sab bibhinno
jelaa theke aasa DHAAKI.
Abaar kobe pandal e aasbe 
Maa Durga r murti sei opekkha 
e abaar sabaai roibe BOIKI;
aar sabai anandey o ucchashey 
chechiye bolbe, 'Bolo Durga maa 
ee ki, Jai Durga Maa ee KI'"- Arindam Sain

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!

CURRENCY OF CURSES !!!
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

TANTRIK TARAK: 'Though you are 
a Mangalik, but still your Kundli 
is good and STRONG;
someone tried to do black magic 
on you, but, that person died as 
the mantra may have gone WRONG.'

TILAK: 'It hardly matters to me, 
I never had any intention to harm 
anyone by Black MAGIC;
but, if someone dies by trying 
to do it on me, it is really 
bad luck and TRAGIC.
But, now, I want to 
learn black magic, 
not to kill but DESTROY; 
teach me how I can utilise 
several negative energies 
to implement any PLOY.'

TANTRIK TARAK: 'You already 
know it, as you are making me 
say, what you want me to SAY;
something dangerous is going in 
your mind, tell me what dangerous 
game you are planning to PLAY.'

TILAK: 'I want to continue the 
process of their financial LOSS;
to make them surrender in front of me 
for money to regard me as their BOSS.'"- Arindam Sain 

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY !!!

SECTION 351 - JUSTICE FOR THE ELDERLY 
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"SENIOR CITIZEN: 'I and your 
grandfather are almost 
the same age, you FOOL;
you are attempting to kill me, and 
using abusive slang languages to 
a senior citizen by losing your COOL.'

PROSTITUTE: 'See, Daadu, 
whatever maybe, I have lots of 
illegal powers in this LOCALITY;
I can even murder you, no one can save you 
as you are alone, I have so much money 
that I can bribe any top cop of this CITY.'

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LADY COP: 'Under Section 351 and 
Section 352, you have been booked 
as guilty of doing a serious OFFENSE; 
you can be fined or put behind the 
bars or both, hope you have got a 
good lawyer in your DEFENCE.'

PROSTITUTE: 'Many times, I have been 
jailed as I got caught several times in red 
light areas or illegal sex racket hotel RAID;
in the case of last year, a male cop 
arrested me, I filed a false case against 
him that he requested me to get LAID.'

LADY COP: 'Yes, we cops are not 
fools, we have gone through all 
your past records, that's why, in this 
case, they have sent a lady cop NOW;
the day you planned to make an attack 
on that senior citizen with another male 
partner, you forgot that there is a CCTV, 
which captures, 'What', 'When' and 'HOW'.'"- Arindam Sain 

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!

THE STANDALONE BUILDING MANDATE !!!
Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

"UTTARAN: 'No, for our standalone 
building, we will not open any 
Society Savings ACCOUNT;
try to understand, I keep the entire 
society funds and my family runs 
by siphoning some AMOUNT.'

YOGI: 'What a corrupted person 
you are, in the ledger, where is 
the maintenance amount of 
3 months that I have PAID;
you have created a gang with Abhik 
and Sameer, your flat neighbours 
and siphoning society fund, in the flats 
of you all three, we will do a RAID.'

HIMANTA: 'Ok, to bring in 
transparency, opening a society account 
of our standalone building is a MUST;
by seeing corruption in our society fund 
management, we will surely protest, we 
cannot compromise or ADJUST.'

DEVENDRA: 'The Government to 
make it a rule that opening of a 
society account in a Bank is mandatory 
for any standalone BUILDING;
otherwise, all the flat owners of that 
standalone buildings will have to 
pay 500 times more municipality tax 
which can be a painful THING.'

SUBHENDU: 'Every year, the society 
account will be audited by an auditor 
and on the government website, you 
have to upload the audit CERTIFICATE;
also the government makes it mandatory 
that each and every standalone building 
with more than 4 flats, you have to 
deploy a security guard at the GATE.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA !!!

KHAAO GHAROA RANNA, 

BAAIRER KHAABAR AAR NAA

Written by: ARINDAM SAIN 

BABLOO: "Ebar theke barir baire khele, 

khabo shudhu litti ar aloo CHOKHA;

antato ei sob khabar khele,

khabo na khub ekta DNHOKA."

BABOOL: "Khao ghoroa RANNA;

baire khabar aar NAA.

Barite mangsho 

ranna kara kintu 

sob theke SOJA;

ar ranna jodi khub suswaadu 

hoye jay, tahole toh nijeke 

mon e hobe 'Rnadhuni RAJA'."

BABLA: "Sakaal er jolkhabar e pauruti

khawa kintu motei bhalo NOY;

chupi chupi lokjon dekhe asuk kibhave

ar ki diye pauruti toiri HOY.

Ami to sokal er jolkhabar e,

khai fyan bhat ba paanta bhat, 

songe thake dim ba aloo BHAAJA;

ar majhemodhye begoon ke puriye,

shorshe r tel, peyaaj aar lonka diye

maakhiye khete kintu darun MAJAA."

BALA: "Tobe boro boro restora gulotei

to dekhchi beshi pachaa khaabar, 

ebong tel moshla gulo o BHYAJAAL;

ei sob restora gulo r license

hok baatil, sob pachaa khaabar dik

fele dustbin e, ogulo sob JANJAAL." - Arindam Sain

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!

O DIL CHURANEWALA !!!
Written by: Arindam Sain

"O Dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA.

Yeh natkhat 
BAALAK;
bajaaye banshi, 
bann ke GAUPAALAK.
Chori chori 
khaaye DAHI;
joh apne sharir ke 
liye hain ekdum SAHI.

Koi boley ghanshyam, koi bole
uske badan ka rang hain NEELA;
par dil hain bilkul rangeen, tabhi
toh hoti thi badiya RAASLEELA.
Chaaye ho 
Rukmini, Mira, 
yaa ho RADHIKA;
yehi hain Nandalal, 
yehi hain Muralidhar 
yehi hain Shyam SABKA.

Iska jalwa 
hee hain 
itna ANOKHA;
ki iska pyaar paane ke 
liye, ladkiyan raheti thi 
pyaasa aur BHOOKHA.
'Bhagwan Shri 
Krishna' hain 
inka NAAM;
hamesha saccha pyar 
karte raho, agar ho bhi 
jaao duniya mein BADNAAM.

O dil CHURANEWALA;
o Gopala, o GOPALA;
jab bhi yeh aaye, log bole,
'aala re aala, Govinda AALA';
aakhir torrh hee deta hain ladkiyon
ki dil ke darwaaje ka TAALA."- Arindam Sain

5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY !!!

 5-5-5 MARRIAGE INSURANCE POLICY 
Written by ARINDAM SAIN 

"ANANYA: 'Oh ! Sir, What is the 
'warranty period' of your MARRIAGE; 
in this fast changing 
modern AGE ?
Sorry, if I hurt 
your SENTIMENT; 
but, I have to be more practical 
as I am an insurance AGENT.'

ARINDAM: 'Ok, do you guys have 
any products like, for example, 
say 'Marriage Insurance POLICY';
in this Kalyug, majority of 
the girls are unfaithful and 
becoming an expert in HYPOCRISY.'

ANANYA: 'Yes Sir ! It is a 5-5-5;
to enjoy life and SURVIVE.
5000 rupees
premium per YEAR; 
you can buy this policy 
without any FEAR.
You will get Rs. 5 lakhs, if you 
get a divorce within 5 years 
from your marriage DATE;
the offer of Rs. 5000/-  is valid till 
the last date of this month, buy 
this policy Sir, don't be LATE.'"- Arindam Sain