MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"What a style by RR's Yashasvi 

Jaiswal to get out of a bad PATCH; 

in just 62 balls, he scored 124 runs 

against MI in IPL's 1000th MATCH. 

At the other end, the 

wickets were FALLING; 

but, Yasasvi kept on conquering 

just like a Royal Rajput KING. 

Sandeep Sharma dismissed 

MI's Hitman with such a slower 

delivery we have rarely SEEN; 

Ravichandran Ashwin created a 

record by taking the wicket of the 

dangerous batsman, Cameron GREEN. 

Suryakumar Yadav 

had to depart at his 

individual score of 55; 

due to a sensational catch 

taken by Sandeep Sharma by 

going for a fantastic DIVE. 

It was Tim David for MI 

on 30.04.2023, who alone 

turned the game completely 

into MI's FAVOUR; 

MI chased down 212 runs to win by 

6 wickets and everyone enjoyed the 

Australian's champion style of last 

moment 'Finishing FLAVOUR'."- Arindam Sain

PBKS WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 30.04.2023 !!!

"Watching the batting of 

Conway and Gaikwad is not 

only an ENTERTAINMENT; 

but also a lesson for 

young cricketers on 'perfect 

timing and PLACEMENT'. 

CSK's run rate of 10 runs per over got 

reduced, when Moeen was batting 

along with Conway who remained 

unbeaten with 8 runs short of a 100; 

but, due to two back to back 

overboundaries by MS Dhoni in 

the last 2 balls on 30.04.2023, 

CSK managed to score 200. 

The impact player of PBKS, Prabhsimran 

Singh did make an IMPACT; 

but, Jadeja often strikes back at the 

right time for CSK, which is indeed a FACT. 

Livingstone came in to dominate in 

style as if he was saying, 'here I AM';  

the 'Malinga style' bowler, Matheesha 

Pathirana beautifully bowled out SAM. 

Jitesh got out, as the catch was taken by 

the substitute fielder who did slip but his 

foot didn't touch the boundary ROPE; 

the all rounder of the Zimbabwe team, 

Sikandar Raza was still at the crease, 

and that's why, PBKS still had some HOPE. 

In the last ball, Sikandar Raza took 

3 runs to conquer the CSK FORT; 

PBKS won by 4 wickets and it was 

indeed a terrific team EFFORT."- Arindam Sain

OI DAL ER, PRATHAM SAARITE CHOLE ESECHE SAB CHOR, DAKAAT !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ekta dal er gopon 

bhotabhuti tei jodi erokom 

ballot baaksho loot HOY; 

tahole asonno panchayat 

nirbachan e je ki hobe, se toh bojhai 

jacche, eta toh baro chinta r BISHOY.'

BABOOL: 'Oi dal er, pratham saarite 

chole eseche sab chor, DAKAAT; 

taai ekhan dheere dheere pooro 

dal taai hoye jacche KUPOKAAT.'

BABLA: 'Jaar rajneeti r 

kono obhigyyota ee nei, 

se naaki aanbe 'NABAJOYAAR'; 

odike uttarbanga teh, police 

gulo oi garib niriho maanush 

der ke jano bhabhe JANOYAAR.'

BALA: 'Ebaar e jekhane thikthak 

bhabhe hobe NIRBACHAN; 

mon e toh hoyna, je, jeet teh 

paarbe sei sab AASAN.'"- Arindam Sain

JOH BANK SE UDHAR LENE KE BAAD, EMI NA BHARE, USKA JEENA KAR DO HARAAM !!!

"Joh bank se udhar lene ke baad, EMI 

na bhare, uska jeena kar do HARAAM; 

beijjat karo saale ko, 

ekdum din dahare SAREAAM; 

poore mohalle 

mein kar do 

uska BADNAAM; 

chorna nahi hai usko, poora ek 

toli bana ke, peeche hee padh 

jaao uske, subah se le ke SHAAM. 

Pata karo kaun si 

bar mein jaata hain 

peene ke liye JAAM; 

wahaan bhi poora wasooli ka toli le 

ke jaao, aur woh sharaabi ko itna gaali 

do, ki woh bhool jaaye apna NAAM. 

Phir bhi agar EMI ka paisa na de, 

toh aagle subah, pouch jaao poora 

wasooli ka toli le ke, aur karo uske 

gharwalon ko pehle PRANAAM; 

phir bhi agar paisa na de, toh baithe 

raho uske ghar ke saamne, kanooni 

suchana patra chipka do deewar mein, 

aab dekho kya hota hain ANJAAM. 

Thik isi tarah private bank wale 

karte hain wasooli, isiliye private 

bank o ki vyapar mein hoti 

hain itna MUNAFA; 

sarkari bank o se liya huya 

udhar agar jyada kharab ho jaayega, 

toh 2025 saal mein mil jayegi sab ko 

bank nijikaran ka anokha TOHFA. 

Kahaan paisa chupa ke rakhoge, ek 

AADHAAR card number maarne se 

hee sab account number mil JAAYEGA; 

jab ush bank ke bachat khata se, ish bank 

ke udhar khata pe paisa chala jayega, tab 

yeh sab log, gali ke kutte ki tarah ROYEGA. 

Samay hain abhi bhi, sambhal jaao bacche 

log, kyon ki sabhi bank o mein aanewala 

hain, yeh private bank jaisa MAAHOL; 

aur agar aap har baar sahi samay pe, udhar 

chukta karte hain, toh koi bhi bank ke liye 

aap ho jaaoge ekdum ANMOL."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 21 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 26.04.2023 !!!

"When RCB decided to bowl first on 

26.04.2023, the team surely had a PLOY; 

but, all went in vain, due to a quickie 

fifty runs scored by Jason ROY. 

Suddenly, Vijaykumar Vyshak 

took 2 wickets and when Jason Roy 

departed, the KKR's score was 88; 

along with Venkatesh Iyer, 

it was Nitish Rana who pressed 

the accelerator to score 48. 

To defend the score of 200 

runs, Suyash Sharma was 

quite impressive TONIGHT; 

along with Varun and 

Andre, he also became 

a special KNIGHT. 

Virat kept on fighting, but, 

without any such big support 

at the other end, it was not ENOUGH; 

KKR won by 21 runs against RCB, as 

Chakravarthy and Russell kept on taking wickets 

to make the chase more TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

BOYCOTT THOSE PEOPLE SOCIALLY WHO ARE WILFUL DEFAULTERS OF ANY PSU BANK IN YOUR LOCALITY !!!

"Boycott those people socially 

who are wilful defaulters of 

any PSU Bank in your LOCALITY; 

they are the silent dacoits 

to loot and ruin the economy 

of any village, town or CITY. 

You are paying more tax, 

you are paying more money to 

buy any product due to INFLATION; 

but, these bloody wilful defaulters are 

doing acting in front of foolish judges and 

'OTS' is still being practiced in India NATION. 

The Indian Government 

must come out of these 

vote bank POLITICS; 

'Subsidy' and 'Loan Compromise' 

are like viruses for any economy 

as per global STATISTICS. 

The only thing the 

Indian Government knows 

is to either merge the PSU 

banks or go for PRIVATIZATION; 

whereas, the Chinese Government has 

made strict laws in favour of the banks to 

recover all loans to make their banks stronger 

globally in this age of GLOBALIZATION. 

The money that the Indian Government 

pumps in every year to waive off NPAs in 

PSU Banks, that does not come for FREE; 

it is actually the money of the Indian 

taxpayers, as the Indian Government 

is not having any 'Money TREE'."- Arindam Sain

EKHONKAR EI BANGAALI JAATI TAA JAAGBE KOBE; AAR KATO NIRIHO MAHILA DEE KHOON O DHARSHAN DEKHTE HOBE ???

"BABLOO: 'Ekhonkar ei 

Bangaali jaati taa jaagbe KOBE; 

aar kato niriho mahila der khoon 

o dharshan dekhte HOBE ?'

BABOOL: 'Sedin oi police gulo, aar 

shasaan er shakun pakhi gulo r moddhe 

khuje pelam na kono PARTHAKYA; 

saara prithibi r saamne lajja e maatha het 

hoye gache, satyi ee otyonto nindoniyo, 

bolaa r mato kichu nei aar BAAKYA.'

BABLA: 'Aar ekta jinish o 

pramanito hote choleche, 

je kichu kichu postmortem 

er daktaar ra o naye GHUSH; 

thanda matha e bhebe dekhish 

ekbaar, je, Corona r samay, jaara jed 

dhore, kono haspataal e bhorti hoyni, 

sustho hoye bneche gache sei sab MAANUSH.'

BALA: 'Abaar ei ksehtre o, 

seyi Kolkata uccha adalat 

keyi maath e naamte hobe, 

pooro paristhiti SAMLAATE; 

oi 34 bachor e English hoyto shikte paarini, 

kintu tobu o shikkito samaaj chilo, aar police 

takhan eto sakriyo chilo, je nischinte sabai 

ghumote paarto MAAJHRAATE.'"- Arindam Sain

WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND AND KILL OUR ENEMIES, WE ARE HERE TO FIGHT !!!

"We are the 'Indian Army', when it 

comes to winning any war, we don't 

care what is wrong and what is RIGHT; 

we are here to protect our 

motherland and kill our enemies, 

we are here to FIGHT. 

When our enemies attack us, we 

give one, and only one WARNING; 

if our enemies ignore, the very next day, 

the empire of our enemies starts BURNING. 

We hate terrorism, we 

hate any terrorist NATION; 

if our enemies fire at 'Line Of Control', then 

we will also do the ceasefire VIOLATION. 

This is the 'New India' 

of this modern AGE; 

we very well know how to make our 

enemies understand in their LANGUAGE. 

After a good treatment, nowadays, 

in Kashmir, not a single terrorist 

is throwing any STONE; 

even in Punjab border areas, we 

have been successful in gunning 

down any type of Pakistani DRONE."- Arindam Sain

A GLOBAL RECESSION IS COMING, SO, BE A LITTLE WISER, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, BE A SMART GUY BY BECOMING A MISER !!!

"A global recession is coming, 

so, be a little WISER; 

don't get carried away, be a 

smart guy by becoming a MISER. 

A global recession is coming to 

hit the economy of your NATION; 

so, it is better to be careful from now on, rather 

than waiting for the big shocking SENSATION. 

Not only in other nations, even in your nation, 

again some layoffs will take PLACE; 

many multinational companies will 

reduce their market penetration PACE. 

Based on the reports of the financial crisis, 

mergers and acquisitions of many 

firms will become a NECESSITY; 

daily wages may become so low 

that there will be no extra benefit by 

migrating from any village to any CITY. 

The government cannot save all the firms, 

so, those loss making firms will be SOLD; 

no one will bother to see whether 

this firm is new or OLD. 

Always remember that 

nothing is PERMANENT; 

not even any 

nation's GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

ONCE YOU ARE OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU ARE OUT OF MY MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'As you are too friendly 

towards the girls, it is the reason why 

I am facing a tough COMPETITION; 

don't fall into the trap of drinking 

hot coffee whenever they 

give you any INVITATION.' 

BOY: 'To have full control on me, you 

should never remain out of my SIGHT; 

otherwise, you never know who is 

going to be my new girlfriend TONIGHT. 

Once you are out of my sight, 

you are out of my MIND; 

again, if you come under my sight, 

then it may take some time to REWIND.'

GIRL: 'Fine, then it is better to break up 

with you, I am no longer your GIRLFRIEND; 

today, in our sweet 

love story, it is 'The END'.'

BOY: 'You are already deleted by 

me from my romantic DATABASE; 

you tried to fool an intelligence officer, 

we know about everyone's illegal CASE. 

Someone shared CCTV footage of you 

and your new boyfriend while going 

inside a hotel room last Saturday NIGHT; 

men are smarter, you see, you are 

already clean bowled baby, goodbye, 

go away, please, no more FIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

AN EXTRA AC MACHINE CAN BE A GREAT MOTIVATING FACTOR FOR ANY EMPLOYEE !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'As our 

organization has achieved a good PROFIT; 

so each and every department must 

get a new AC machine, isn't IT ?'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Good to 

see that you are becoming an 

HR manager, NOWADAYS; 

otherwise, we used to think 

that you are here to do ramp walk 

shows on FTV in those DAYS.'

FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'See, an 

extra AC machine can be a great 

motivating factor for any EMPLOYEE; 

after all, it is too hot outside in 

this summer season and there 

is a heat wave too, you SEE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'But, by 

providing an extra big AC machine 

to each and every DEPARTMENT; 

don't try to increase the workload and 

working time, otherwise, there will be 

no motivation or ENCOURAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

OH ! BABY, YOU ARE NOT ALONE; LIKE YOU, I AM ALSO IN THE HOT ZONE !!!

"Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

Let there be rainfall, 

let there be CYCLONE; 

come and meet me now, enough 
of talking over the mobile PHONE. 

No, no, I am not a FOOL; 

just like a cucumber, I am so COOL. 

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 

like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

No matter, if there 
is heat WAVE; 
to protect and hide you, 
I know a secret CAVE. 
Let them track me with 
the help of a DRONE; 
don't worry, in many places, 
they can only find my CLONE.

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

For them, love may be FORBIDDEN; 
but, true love never remains HIDDEN. 
We will write our own destiny, they are 
bound to read whatever will be WRITTEN; 
dreams of two love birds cannot be just 
shattered like this, they are bound to LISTEN.

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE. 

Some nights may look 
haunted and DARK; 
but, in our romantic heart, there 
is always a hope, always a SPARK. 
Our ship of romance 
is ready to FLOAT; 
no risk, no gain, as in my ship, there 
is neither any life jacket nor any LIFEBOAT. 

Oh ! baby, you are not ALONE; 
like you, I am also in the hot ZONE."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE TRAINED IN THAT MANNER ONLY BY THE BEST COMMANDOS, TO ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED !!!

"CIVILIAN: 'You guys 

are really so FEARLESS; 

even in this jungle, the wild animals 

are scared of you guys, my GOODNESS.'

COMMANDO: 'We are trained in that 

manner only by the best commandos, 

to always expect the UNEXPECTED; 

we are always vigilant 

and by us, our enemies 

are never UNDERESTIMATED.'

CIVILIAN: 'You such commandos 

of the Indian Army never feel 

tired at any SITUATION; 

during any operation, the entire 

unit assembles perfectly, so effective 

is your team COMMUNICATION.'

COMMANDO: 'Personally, I also got trained 

by 'Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangha' in 

these warfare skills since CHILDHOOD; 

also, the Indian Government is planning 

to make at least 2 years military service 

compulsory for all, which is GOOD.'"- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST GT ON 16.04.2023 !!!

"On 16.04.2023, three RR 

players almost got COLLIDED; 

at last, with Wriddhiman's wicket, 

Trent Boult got REWARDED. 

Shubman Gill dominated the show 

by perfect timing while using his FEET; 

David Miller is surely coming back in 

form, as per the GT team score SHEET. 

While defending 177, Hardik sent 

back Yashasvi to the pavilion to 

give GT, the early ADVANTAGE; 

Shami bowled out Butler and 

RR team with a score of 4/2 were 

really struggling at that STAGE. 

Rashid Khan took 2 wickets but 

could not tame Sanju SAMSON; 

Sanju got out at his individual score of 60, 

but, the competitive thrilling game was still ON; 

because, as a fantastic finisher for RR, 

there came a superhero, SHIMRON; 

hence, RR won by 3 wickets and 

Mr. Hetmyer also scored half a TON."- Arindam Sain

FLAT KINTE GELE, 'POLICE VERIFICATION CERTIFICATE' DARKAR !!!

"PROMOTER: 'Ki muskil, flat 

er moddhe katogulo kaalo 

taaka porlo DHORAA; 

aar apnaara amake 

ekhane deke ene 

korchen JERAA.' 

POLICE: 'Kaalo taaka ke 

saada korbar jonno, flat 

kinchen ONEKJON; 

taai flat jeeni kinchen, 

onaar sambandhe 

sabkichu jana PRAYOJON.'

PROMOTER: 'Eta o aar ek samasya, 

Kolkata Police ja bhabhe, taar thik 

ulto ta bhabe Bangabhoomi SARKAR; 

ebaar theke prashashan toh ekdom 

karrha niyam kore dileyi paare, je flat kinte 

gele, 'Police Verification Certificate' DARKAR.'

POLICE: 'Dekhun, ei 'flat culture' e, 

keu karur khabor rakhena bolei, 

jato durnitigrasto lokjon oi flat gulo 

kei banaye taader gopon ASTAANA; 

kono para e, kono ghar e keu bharrha e 

thakle, ekta chaa er dokandar o sab 

khabor rakhe, 'para culture' e, sabaar 

khabor, khub sahaj ee jaaye JAANA.'"- Arindam Sain

BHARAT E, BAARO MAASH E, TERO PAARBON E, ROYECHE KATO EE NAA BOICHITRO !!!

"Bharat e, baaro maash e, 

tero paarbon e, royeche 

kato ee naa BOICHITRO; 

aase poila baisakh, 

jakhan sesh hoy 

jaaye 'CHAITRO'. 

Notun bangla bachar e, 

shuru hok notun HAAL-KHAATA; 

'Subho Nababarsho' r bhojan parba 

o daarun, paato hey kala PAATA. 

Ekhan baiswayan er yug e, 

ektu hole o kome gache seyi 

prabhati baithaki adda ba GAAN; 

tobe ei din e, khaadyarashik Bangaali besh 

tripti kore khaaye aar khaowar por chaai 

boiki rasogolla, misti doi aar misti PAAN. 

'Husori' naach er jonnyo bikhyato, ei Assam 

e, onara baisakh ke bolen bohag, ei ek ee 

din e hoy onader, 'Manuh Bihu' SHURU; 

er thik aager din e kintu, 

nadi r jwal e besh dal bendhe 

gaa dhoye onekgulo GORU. 

Punjab baa uttar Bharat e, 'Vaisakhi' utsav 

paalito hoy, sedin kintu nadi te korte hobe 

snaan, korte hobe gorib der kichu ontoto 

daan, cholbena kono BAHAANA; 

Odisha te abar paalito hoy 

'Pana Sankranti', konodin sujog 

pele, ei din shudu ekbaar chekhe dekhben 

Odisha r bel er sharbath ba 'Bel PAANA'. 

Dakkhin Bharat e abar notun Tamil bachor 

ke bola hoy, 'Puthandu', tobe eenader 

pratham maash er naam, 'CHITTIRAI'; 

'Meenakshi Thirukalyanam' utsav 

upobhog korte hole, ei samay aaste 

hobe boiki MADURAI."- Arindam Sain

KKR FOUGHT BACK WELL, BUT FELL SHORT BY 23 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 14.04.2023 !!!

"The Englishman who had a 

terrific record in Test cricket 

against Pakistan in the year of 2022; 

is having a fantastic time 

as an opener for SRH in 

TATA IPL 2023 TOO. 

For Harry Brook, to score a ton in front of 

the World's No.1 sporting spectators at Eden 

Gardens is indeed a memorable MOMENT; 

SRH team management must be 

happy on 14.04.2023 as they felt that 

they have really done the right INVESTMENT. 

Andre Russell came back to bowl after a 

long time and took 3 wickets like a CHAMP; 

but, alas, he had to suffer again 

due to a knee injury or CRAMP. 

Marco and Mayank kept on taking 

wickets by slowing the pace of the BALL; 

but, with a bravehearted knock of 75, 

the KKR skipper stood TALL. 

By 23 runs, SRH managed to defend their 

228 runs, which was more than ENOUGH; 

Rinku gave a fight and scored 58, but, the chase 

against SRH was really TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

EI BAISWIK USHNOTA R JONNYO, PURBA BHARAT EBONG DAKKHIN BHARAT ER TAAPMAATRA E ROILO NA AAR BISESH KONO TOFAATH !!!

"Ghaam oto hocchena thik ee, 

kintu garam BEJAAYE; 

baari r baire berole, ei taap prabaho r 

daapat besh bhalo ee bojha JAAYE. 

Ei baiswik ushnota r jonnyo, purba Bharat 

ebong dakkhin Bharat er taapmaatra e 

roilo na aar bisesh kono TOFAATH; 

kaajei ekhane o hoyto grisyakaal e 

khete hote paare sambhar dal 

baa tok doi die BHAATH. 

Bina kono kaaron e, dumdam 

baari theke berie, korben na BHUL; 

paarle roj maach er tok khaan, 

oi tok e, jano thaake TNETUL. 

Sudhu kaparrh diye 

mukh dhaklei hobena, 

songe nitey hobe CHHATHA; 

garam poreche bole, abaar otirikto 

snaan korben na jano, tahole kintu hotei 

paare sardi, kaashi aar gaa BYATHA. 

Dakkhin Bharat e r je kono 

sahar e, aapni peye jaaben onek 

rakam phal er sarbath er DOKAAN; 

Kolkata e oboshyo aapni aakh er rash aar 

lebu r sarbath sab jaayega e paaben, daab 

er jwal khaan, jurie jaabe PRAAN."- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 11.04.2023 !!!

"It was a day for a good bowling 

performance by both Piyush and JASON; 

Warner acted like a cool spectator at the 

other end, after scoring half a TON. 

Axar accelerated fully by changing the GEAR; 

MI started the chase without any FEAR. 

The 'Hitman' had to play the skipper's 

knock today to maintain his REPUTATION; 

Ishan got run out due 

to a slight HESITATION. 

After Tilak's dismissal, the game 

slightly started to TRANSFORM; 

as Mukesh Sharma's second victim 

is Suryakumar who is not in good FORM. 

Porel had to jump to respond to the 

throw made by DC's DAVID; 

on 11.04.2023, DC accepted defeat by 6 wickets 

due to a great dive by MI's DAVID."- Arindam Sain

ON 10.04.2023, LSG WON BY 1 WICKET IN THE LAST BALL !!!

"Virat dominated like a King, 

along with his CAPTAIN; 

are you missing AB de Villiers, don't worry 

dude, Faf du Plessis is here to ENTERTAIN. 

Maxwell showed again, 

what talent he has GOT; 

RCB scored 212 as for LSG bowlers, all 

the three top RCB batsmen were too HOT. 

Siraj got an early wicket 

to create a SENSATION; 

whereas Parnell also got success as he 

was moving the ball in outswing DIRECTION. 

You may have hardly expected 

Stoinis to DELIVER; 

but, he is a very valuable player 

indeed, don't rule him out EVER. 

After the golden 

moment of MARCUS; 

it was the platinum 

moment by NICHOLAS. 

Badoni's bat touched the 

stump and his wicket FELL; 

in the last over, two wickets 

were taken by Harshal PATEL. 

Karthik fumbled and Avesh 

responded to Ravi's CALL; 

hence, on 10.04 2023, LSG won 

by 1 wicket in the last BALL."- Arindam Sain

FOR AN HONEST COP LIKE ME, DUTY COMES FIRST, FRIENDSHIP COMES MUCH LATER, SO I WILL RAID AND ARREST !!!

"BUSINESSMAN: 'After a long time, it is a 

pleasure to see my school life friends in 

a dining table of my restaurant AGAIN; 

'Happy Friendship Day' to you all, but, 

one of you raided my hotel last month, 

which gave me so much PAIN. 

Why so much strict vigilance on any HOTEL; 

why not on any girls HOSTEL !' 

POLICEMAN: 'Who told you to go for a tie-up 

with a hotel booking app which is promising to 

the customer a safe, temporary 'naughty NEST'; 

for an honest cop like me, duty 

comes first, friendship comes much 

later, so, I will raid and ARREST. 

Nowadays, even webcam business 

is booming and 99% of those webcam 

girls are involved in this heinous BUSINESS; 

so many BPO staffs were also getting involved in 

it, but, after getting some 'written whipping' from 

Corporate HR level, that number is now LESS.'

DETECTIVE: 'Not only that, even a racket 

like 'Bharatpur Gang' operates by using these 

webcam girls who generally wears a MASK; 

but, in this era of artificial intelligence (AI) 

tools and sophisticated apps, recognising 

their face has become a very easy TASK.'

LAWYER: 'Even I get many 

cases, where on this webcam 

issue only, a divorce case 

gets filed by a SPOUSE; 

the husband politely says, 'kindly get 

separated from me as I have a social dignity, 

you better continue this heinous business 

by staying at your boyfriend's HOUSE. 

Also, in a recent divorce case hearing, a 

housewife said, 'Adultery is no more a CRIME; 

I often enjoy with my new boyfriend as 

my husband gives me less TIME.'

POLICEMAN: 'Many people do blame the 

cops like us, just for any reason, but, 

sometimes, to save our Indian tradition and 

culture, we are bound to take strict ACTION; 

otherwise, in the entire socio-economic 

equilibrium based on tradition, family honour, 

faith, morality, true love, institution of marriage, 

it has a very bad REACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

RINKU SINGH HITS 5 SIXES IN A ROW TO DEFEAT GT BY 3 WICKETS ON 09.04.2023 !!!

"Wriddhiman got dismissed due to 

an excellent catch by JAGADEESAN; 

a half a ton got scored 

by Sai SUDARSAN. 

By just playing 24 deliveries, Vijay 

Shankar remained unbeaten at 63; 

Sunil Narine of KKR kept on taking 

wickets and ended up at 33/3. 

KKR lost two early wickets while 

chasing a huge target of 205; 

Nitish Rana led from the 

front to score a rapid 45. 

KKR was at the driver's seat, but, 

after the dismissal of Venkatesh Iyer 

at his individual score of 83; 

Rashid Khan of GT roared and started 

hunting like a lion to get a hattrick and 

suddenly his bowling figure became 37/3. 

As in the last over, 29 runs 

were required to WIN, 

everyone thought that the match was over for 

KKR, but, one batsman still had a hope WITHIN. 

Six over boundaries were scored 

in an over of a match by Yuvraj SINGH; 

on 09.04.2023, 5 over boundaries were scored 

in the the last over by KKR's Rinku SINGH. 

29 runs is the highest ever runs 

chased in the last over of any 

match in  IPL history so FAR; 

KKR won by 3 wickets, though, 

Venkatesh also played well, but, 

Rinku is the real SUPERSTAR."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 81 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 06.04.2023 !!!

"Both Willey and Karn each 

failed to convert the opportunity 

of the hat-trick BALL; 

the way Gurbaz was batting, 

it seemed as if for him, the Eden 

Gardens ground was quite SMALL. 

Trying to reverse sweep by Gurbaz 

was indeed a bad EXPERIMENT; 

Rinku Singh came in and as usual, 

showed his cool TEMPERAMENT. 

In 12 overs, KKR was 

94/5 at that STAGE; 

suddenly, Shardul Thakur 

emerged as a surprise PACKAGE. 

Even after Willey's excellent bowling 

figure of 16/2, RCB was in a SHOCK; 

because Shardul Thakur's 68 runs in 

just 29 balls is indeed a splendid KNOCK. 

Virat and Faf 

started WELL; 

but, Varun and Sunil 

had a fairytale to TELL. 

KKR scored 

a massive 204; 

and it looked impossible to chase 

for RCB as Varun's bowling figure is 15/4. 

On 06.04.2023, RCB got 

bowled out at 123; 

even, the KKR's new bowler, 

Suyash ended up at 30/3."- Arindam Sain

WE SMELLED THE POLITICAL CONNECTION AND UNDERSTOOD WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE REAL INTENTION !!!

"ISF SUPPORTER: 'Due to repeated 

corruption and barbarism on our community 

also, we are also angry, it is a FACT; 

now, the 'Sagardighi' result is an example 

of a revolt of the common people, so, 

obviously, they had to REACT. 

Just before any election, 

they always try to play 

the card of COMMUNALISM; 

in this very same Bangabhoomi, 

why were there no religious clashes, 

when there was 'COMMUNISM'.'

RSS SUPPORTER: 'Yes, you guys 

are right, because, within 24 hours, 

we are experts in taking ACTION; 

but, we smelled the political 

connection and understood what 

is actually the real INTENTION. 

They are doing these things with 

the help of their party level goons, 

to divert the public's ATTENTION; 

from the issues of corruption 

from top to bottom level of their 

inefficient ADMINISTRATION.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI TEH ONEKGULO GHATANA E, POLICE KANO PAALAN KORE NIRAB DARSAK ER BHUMIKA !!!

"Bangabhoomi teh onekgulo 

ghatana e, police kano paalan 

kore nirab darsak er BHUMIKA; 

ete ki kono rajnoitik uddesyo 

ache, er pechone ki royeche 

kono khalnayak ba KHALNAYIKA. 

Prashna gulo r uttar 

praaye sabaar ee JAANA; 

tahole aar deri kano, dheere 

dheere cnhhete din DAANA. 

Keyu keyu hoyto bolche je, 

sudhu oi utsav holei, kano 

hoy jhamela baa GANDAGOL; 

maane ek prakaar bolei dicche, thakur ghar 

e ke dhukechilo, ei oshikkito murkho lok 

gulo na jane itihaas aar na jaane BHUGOL. 

Ekta samay ei police kato sakriyo 

chilo, ei police er sathe kora 

hoto 'Scotland Yard' er TULONA; 

aar ekhan eto taai apadharto hoyeche, 

je District Court er ukeel ra o, police 

ke kore daye TULODHONA. 

Sadharan maanush er sathe 

bhalo samparka raakhle, tobei 

na bistarito hobe maanush er 

buddhimatta r ANTARJAAL; 

sadharan maanush ee jodi khepe 

thake ei police er opor, tahole taara 

kano tathya debe, je kothay kon 

duskriti, ki korche AAJKAAL."- Arindam Sain