AFTER JOINING BJP, BE PREPARED FOR ANY THUNDERSTORM; AS YOU MAY NOT REMAIN A MINISTER IF YOU FAIL TO PERFORM !!!

"Based on the ideologies of 'Swami 
Vivekananda', the 'Bharat 
Kesari', 'Shyamaprasad Mukherjee' formed 
the 'Bharatiya Jan SANGH'. 
It is to be noted here that this 'Bharatiya 
Jan Sangh' was basically the political 
wing of a social organization, 
'Rashtriya Swayamsevak SANGH'. 
Later on, in 1980, the best cadres of 
RSS jointly transformed this 'Bharatiya 
Jan Sangh' to 'Bharatiya Janata PARTY'. 
For calmness and liberal attitude, 'Atal 
Bihari Vajpayee' is still regarded as a 
political figure full of SANCTITY. 
Early rising, Surya Pranaam, Yoga, 
meditation, outdoor sports, martial arts 
and soft skills training helps any RSS 
Pracharak to have a good PERSONALITY. 
Swami Vivekananda used to believe that 
unless and until an Indian becomes a good 
'Swayamsevak', he or she can never help 
the poor people of the Indian SOCIETY. 
If BJP is a human body, then RSS is its 
skeleton, with a heart of Swami 
Vivekananda's ideology, visionary 
brain of Dindayal Upadhyay with 
Bharat Kesari's CREDIBILITY. 
Therefore, in BJP, 
a fully trained 
and qualified 
RSS Pracharak must get 
the first PRIORITY; 
filmstars join politics most of the times 
to earn more money by capitalizing 
on the word, 'POPULARITY'. 
To serve better for the nation, any political 
party must give more importance 
to the word, 'QUALITY'. 
The communication skills to be developed 
in such a manner that a politician's speech 
must have more CLARITY. 
There has to be CHARITY; 
by maintaining 'Unity in DIVERSITY'. 
One may jump from one party to 
another party, but, will be demoted 
to any lower rank if after any 
CBI Investigation, found GUILTY. 
Those who are not from RSS but has joined 
BJP has to undergo 6 months full training 
from RSS trainers to create a good, 
balanced and sociable PERSONALITY. 
No one here is 
questioning about 
anyone's political 
career or CAPABILITY; 
but, after any RSS training, a poltician's 
patriotism, enthusiasm and performance 
improves and it is a true fact, 
not just a PROBABILITY. 
At this present competitive scenario with 
a global corporate culture trend, when as 
a pollitician, you are joining BJP, be 
prepared for any type of THUNDERSTORM; 
because RSS has started a Quarterly Rating 
System (QRS), and you may not remain 
a minister after any quarter, if 
you fail to PERFORM."- Arindam Sain

'ONE PERSON, ONE AADHAAR NUMBER, ONE CUSTOMER ID, ONE CBS SOFTWARE, ONE SALARY STRUCTURE, ONE PENSION' OF INDIA NATION !!!

"After the success of your 
UIDAI server biometric authentication 
as per your AADHAAR Card, you can 
buy a SIM Card from ANYWHERE. 
Unless and until you have a SIM Card which 
has been bought on your name, your Mobile 
number will not get registered in any of your 
Savings accounts in any CBS SOFTWARE. 
Very soon, all the PSU Banks and Private 
Banks will have one and only one 
CBS software to make 
banking EASIER. 
Only Officers and Substaffs will be 
recruited whereas a PO may have to play 
the role of a cash officer, as there will be 
no such post of 'CASHIER'. 
No matter, in whichever Banks 
in India, you have an account, 
you will have only 
one Customer ID based on 
your AADHAAR LINKAGE. 
If it is found that in respect to your 
Customer ID, any loan in any Bank is in 
IRAC-4, then all your accounts will 
become inactive as your Customer ID 
will be regarded as a GARBAGE. 
ATM Cards cannot be issued 
at any cost, if your last transaction 
was done in that savings 
account 6 months BEFORE. 
An Income Tax of Rs. 5,000/- will be 
charged every year as 'EXCESS SAVINGS 
A/C TAX' if you are having Savings 
Accounts more than FOUR. 
If you don't have 
your mobile number 
registered with your savings account, 
you cannot withdraw from 
any ATM Center at ALL; 
as after giving the ATM PIN number and the 
denominations, an OTP will be messaged 
in your phone which you have to confirm 
over the phone, when you will receive 
an instant voice CALL. 
Even in Bank Mitra or 
Business Correspondents Points, 
OTP will come in 
your mobile phone after 
your biometric AUTHENTICATION. 
In some high level security 
based offices including Banks, the 
Indian Government is also planning 
to implement 'UIDAI RETINA 
MATCHING' AUTHORIZATION. 
Slowly and steadily, one day, there will be 
'One Person, one AADHAAR Number, 
one Customer ID, one CBS Software, 
one Salary Structure, one Pension' 
of INDIA NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

20 YEARS BACK, WHEN WE PASSED OUT; WE WILL REUNION AGAIN, THERE WAS NO DOUBT !!!

"After entering into the arena of a 
cut-throat competitive world, it is hard 
to find anyone whose boat has never got 
trapped even in a small WHIRLPOOL. 
No matter wherever you are, whosoever you 
are, you have to appreciate that the School 
life is always the best one and no one ever 
forgets his/her childhood SCHOOL; 
20 years back, 
when we passed OUT; 
we will reunion again, 
there was no DOUBT. 
We got 
farewell in 1999; 
everyone became busy to make 
a career and to SHINE. 
What a wonderful journey in our 
School life, it has BEEN; 
so, we came back unitedly to have 
a reunion in 2019. 
In any Inter School Competitions, the 
students of other schools used to 
call us as 'JULIENITES'; 
and after seeing so much championship 
trophys, even the teachers used to say that 
the 'JDS 1999' batch is a batch of ELITES. 
All the students of 
Julien Day School, Elgin Road, 
used to practice sports 
at 'Northern PARK'. 
To reach the address of this school, the 
house of our beloved great patriot, 
'Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose' is 
always the best LANDMARK. 
In those days, 
we used to eat 
'Kaalo Kul', 'Current Noonn', 
'Daadur Chul' and 'ALOOKABLI'; 
we played football on footpaths with 
stonechips or a small pieces of brick and 
despite so much pressure of academic 
curriculum, our life was so BUBBLY. 
To collect photos 
of cricketers and footballers, 
we used to buy bubble gums 
like 'BIG FUN' and 'WORLD CUP'. 
In 1990's era, the romantic songs of 
Kumar Shanu and Alka Yagnik tempted us 
to fall in love, and not all our love letters 
used to get a thumbs UP. 
As there was no 
mobile phones in those 
days, by writing creative love letters, 
we improved our writing SKILLS; 
and when we used to get several 
missed calls in our BSNL landline numbers, 
we used to understand what that 
beautiful girl actually FEELS. 
After any parents-teachers meetings, 
we used to review the red inked 
numbers in our MARKSHEET; 
and then always tried to improvise on those 
subjects so that we get lesser scoldings 
after the next 'Parents-Teachers MEET'. 
While sitting at the last benches, 
we used to sing any SONG; 
no information used to leak out to the top 
level as our friendship was too STRONG. 
Whenever the last two periods 
remained off due to 
any teacher's ABSENCE; 
the caretakers of 'Nandan', 'Globe', 
'Lighthouse', 'Metro', 'Roxy' and 
'New Empire' felt our PRESENCE. 
We enjoyed a lot when our school 
administration used to organize 
'Childrens Day' excursions in 
'Nicco Park' and 'SCIENCE CITY'; 
while in the bus, we used to sing the song, 
'Jumma chumma de de' or 'Hamma Hamma', 
and the girls used to say, 'The minds of these 
boys have become so DIRTY.' 
In our times, we even enjoyed 
the classes of 'Work Education' 
and 'Physical EDUCATION'; 
no matter how much naughty we were, 
wherever we went, we won competitions 
to maintain our school's REPUTATION. 
So many talented students 
have passed out from 
this reputed INSTITUTION; 
which has completed its 50 years of journey 
and we salute to our beloved teachers for 
their outstanding CONTRIBUTION. 
With the JDS Badge, brown tie with the 
respective house colour, brown pant 
and cream SHIRT; 
the name of 'Julien Day School, 
Elgin Road' will always 
remain in our HEART."- Arindam Sain

IS THE WORKSHOP ON 'DFS & IDEATION'; IS JUST TO GET ANY VALUABLE SUGGESTION; OR IS IT JUST A PREPARATION, FOR THE UPCOMING 'MERGER & ACQUISITION' !!!

"Is the workshop on 'DFS & IDEATION'; 
is just to get any valuable SUGGESTION; 
or is it just a PREPARATION, 
for the upcoming 'Merger & ACQUISITION ? 
Almost all the branches of 
any PSU Bank is facing the 
problem of 'Staff SHORTAGE'; 
but, one positive side is, that the 
middle management is having 
so many executives of younger AGE. 
PSU Banks are getting geared up 
to compete with private banks in 
any type of COMPETITION. 
The plus point for PSU Banks is 
that the rural customers still have 
faith on this INSTITUITION. 
In terms of CBS software, 
antivirus software and 
BSNL leased line 
connections, in respect to 
private banks, why 
the PSU Banks 
will still remain a NOVICE ? 
Like in Private Banks, whenever a 
new customer comes, you enter all his 
data, KYC documents in CBS to provide 
that customer a readykit i.e. Account 
number, passbook, ATM and IB kit within 
10 minutes, which is a 
speedy customer SERVICE. 
All PSU Banks must have a Loan App for 
Agriculture, Business & Housing (LAABH), 
where, all data, KYC information, I-T return 
files to be entered to get feedback within 
24 hours from Loan Verification Team with 
CRIF, CIBIL and other reports to 
give the green or red SIGNAL. 
If it is green signal, then the respective 
filled up loan documents will get generated 
from 'LAABH' app and 
those copies to be signed by 
borrower, guarantor and two 
bank officers with immediate effect as 
grabbing a big borrower is very VITAL. 
While opening 
any new savings account 
of any customer 
aged below 50 years, 
PMJJY and PMSBY to be 
made MANDATORY. 
At least 5 staffs in any branch, CASA 
readykits with instant digital products, 
speedy loan documentation and its sanction, 
NPA recovery by cash only, and compulsory 
insurance coverage will be the five pillars for 
any PSU Bank's success STORY."- Arindam Sain

HOYECHEY BEJAAYE DHORIBAAJ; OI BYATA INDRARAJ; KOLKATA E DEKHCHI KHUB FELCHEY BAAJ !!!

"Hoyechey bejaaye DHORIBAAJ; 
oi byata INDRARAJ; 
Kolkata e dekhchi khub felchey BAAJ. 
Baaj kintu eedaning 
hoyechey khub ee BHAYANKAR; 
kato lok ee naa maara gelo jaader 
saathey ei baaj er holo TAKKAR. 
Bristi jakhan hocchey bajrabidyutsaho, 
thaakben na khola maath er DHAAR E; 
baarir chaadey o jabaar dorkaar neyi, 
chupchap thakun GHAR E. 
Baaj jakhan porchey, 
takhan kono gaach er tolaa e 
naa daarano ee BHALO; 
bipad er ashonka ektu holeyo thaake 
kom, jodi awaaz er kichu samay aagey 
dekhte paan bajrobidyut er AALO. 
Ei baaj er jonnyo TV o 
kharap hoyechey ONEKBAAR; 
baaj er daapot komaate holey, 
dushan niyantran chaai EBAAR; 
noiley erokom bojraghaath e maanush 
maara jaabe BAARBAAR."- Arindam Sain

KOTI KOTI MAANUSH ER BASOBAAS; 'SWADESHI' MANTRA TEH KORE BISWAS; EI 'BHARAT' EI JONMECHILEN 'SWAMI VIVEKANANDA' EBONG 'NETAJI SUBHASH' !!!

"Swadhinata r eto bachor por e o 
Bharatiya sadharan maanush 
aaj kano eto KHUBDHO ! 
Kaayeda kore emon beeshabrikkho 
korechey ropon oi British e ra, je aaj o 
hoy Bharat aar Pakistan er JUDDHO. 
Jaader sangraam er jonnyo amraa 
Bharatiya raa pelaam SWADHINATA; 
taader oneker ee hoyto naam ee shoneni 
ekhankaar kochi kochi yuvak ba aam JANATA. 
Itihaas er pustak e esechey 
notun sab rajnoitik ITIHAAS; 
jegulo naa jaanle o choley, segulo jor kore 
jaante hobe, satti bhaggyer ki PORIHAAS. 
Ekhaan toh abaar 
rajneeti teh neyi kono 'IDEOLOGY'; 
naam aar paisa taar ee hoy, 
je khaali khaaye DEEGBAAJI. 
Seyi 'Sipahi Bidroh' theke 
shuru kore 'Azad Hind Fauz' er 
dusshaosik LARAI; 
taai toh Bharatiya Pataaka uttolon kore, 
amraa garbito bodh kori, 
aar maatha uchu kore DAARAI. 
Eto bachar swadhinata r por, 
ei 'Bharat' jaabe na 
toh konomoteyi THEMEY; 
barong ekti bhalo kheloyaar er mato 
khelbey ei biswayan er 
pratiyogita e NEMEY. 
Haath paa jaak chirey, jhoruk ektu 
adhtu rakto, bheejey jaak khela r jersey 
oi porishram er GHAAMEY; 
saara biswa r sakal desh samman o sneha
debe aar upolobdhi korbe, je ki sundar 
sanskriti aar shakti achey ei 'Bharat' NAAMEY. 
Ekhan ei 
Bharatbarsha teh 
koti koti maanush er BASOBAAS; 
'Swadeshi' mantra 
teh kore 
taara BISWAS; 
taai toh sabai boley je ei 'Bharat' ei 
jonmechilen 'Swami Vivekananda' ebong 
'Netaji SUBHASH.'"- Arindam Sain

CHELEDER KOCHI HRIDAY PRAAYE EE HOYE JAAYE CHURI; MEYEDER MON ALPO BOYESH EI HOYE JAAYE BURI; TAAI TOH PREMIK RAA PREMIKA DER SAATHEY KHELEY KATO EE NAA LUKOCHURI !!!

"Patta na dileyi, oder bujhi 
bheejhey jaaye AANKHI; 
kintu amraa jey sahaj saral mon er 
haasikhushi uranto PAAKHI. 
Kachey esey ektu aador korleyi, 
dekhaaye kato ee na nakhrabaazi, 
boley othey, 'Charo charo, 
onek kaaj ache BAAKI; 
regey giye diyi TV chaaliye aar 
sekhaane naachtey naachtey 
ekti sundari mahila gaayichey 
gaan, 'O saaki, SAAKI.' 
Sundari mahila sarakkhon jhogra korte 
korte taar premik er saathey haatche 
Park e, sabai fishfish kore boley, 
'Ei chele maairi heavvy LUCKY.' 
Chele taa o mon e mon e bhaabe, 
'Jhogrute meye sundari 
holeyi ki sukh e 
thaaka jaaye NAAKI !' 
Meye ra bhabey je 
odhikangsho chele raa ee 
naaki GIRGITI; 
othocho nijera je tiktiki, khaali sandeho 
koraa ta ekta baaje swabhab, nijeder bhabey 
jano, 'Byomkesh', 'Feluda' baa 'KIRITI'. 
Taao jodi bujhtaam je 
robibaar er sakaal 
belaaye besh redhey dicchey 
aloo r dum aar karai suti r KOCHURI. 
Proti maash e ontoto chaar te chuti r din e 
restaurant er khaabaar khetey jaabe, othocho 
bolbe, 'Khaowa daaowa ektu kom karo, 
tomar kintu berey jacchey BHURI.' 
Ki aar kori, taai maajhemoddheyi ektu 
byam kori aar pet thanda raakhte khaai 
chinir jol e bhejaano MURI. 
Cheleder mon boraabor ee 
rasik o kochi, taai taader hriday 
praaye ee hoye jaaye CHURI; 
aar meyeder mon toh 
alpo boyesh ei 
hoye jaaye BURI; 
taai toh premika der mon ke abaar 
kochi korbaar jonnyo, premik raa kheley 
kato ee naa LUKOCHURI."- Arindam Sain

IT WAS AN ADVENTUROUS TOUR OF A HIMALAYAN JUNGLE BY NARENDRA MODI AND BEAR GRYLLS; DO VISIT ANY INDIAN FOREST ONCE IN A LIFETIME TO ENJOY THE BEAUTY OF NATURE, SPIRITUALITY AND THRILLS !!!

"Almost all the Indians said, 
'Oye, Bear Bhai, Welcome to INDIA; 
itni saalon se aap ki 'Man Vs Wild' program 
ne toh haamaare dil jeet LIYA'. 
On 12th August 2019, we saw in a program 
of Discovery Channel, that Mr. Bear 
was waiting for someone in the 
reserve forest named after Jim CORBETT. 
Shri Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister of 
India met Bear Bhai and shared 
some of his childhood stories 
which was really GREAT. 
The forest is the 
habitat of wild elephants 
and ferocious royal bengal tigers, 
so, Bear Bhai created a WEAPON. 
Mr. Modi suggested that never ever fear 
or get into any conflict with the 
Mother Nature, otherwise, the problems 
will continue and will go on and ON. 
One came to 
the Himalayas for 
trekking in his TEENAGE. 
The other one left home to explore the 
spiritual world in the Himalayas 
to become a SAGE. 
It was raining slightly 
with thunders at that STAGE. 
Alternatives are lesser inside a jungle, 
so, he sat on that round boat at this AGE. 
Jungle teaches 
you to become 
just a simple human BEING; 
you are just a simple ordinary man in 
this Universe and your spiritual mind 
is your real KING. 
Narendra ji believes in forest 
conservation, which is really so SPLENDID. 
In India, the word, 'SPIRITUAL' is really a 
very important and positive word INDEED. 
Life cannot be termed only 
as a competitive and 'Survival 
of the fittest' RACE; 
Life is also about 
providing all the plants 
and animals their beautiful SPACE. 
It was really a 
fantastic adventurous tour 
of a Himalayan jungle by 
Narendra Modi and Bear GRYLLS. 
No matter in which nation you belong, 
once in a lifetime, do visit any forest of 
India to experience the beauty of nature, 
spirituality and THRILLS."- Arindam Sain.

MINIMUM BRANCHES, MAXIMUM BUSINESS; CUSTOMERS TO GO FOR MORE CASHLESS; AS THE TIMINGS OF CASH COUNTERS WILL BECOME LESS !!!

"As a customer of any PSU Bank, 
make sure that your customer ID is 
verified by your UIDAI server 
biometric AUTHENTICATION; 
otherwise, the Indian Government may 
declare your CASA accounts in any 
PSU Bank as 'Dormant' or 'Inactive' status 
without any further NOTIFICATION. 
Despite so much 
monetary provisions 
for NPA, the percentage of 
NPA amount is still so ALARMING. 
The amount of Non-Performing Housing 
Loans and KCC Loans may be a 
deadly meteor to hit the Banking Industry 
and it is speedily COMING. 
For bad Housing Loans, 
the mortgaged property 
to be put on sale 
as per SARFAESI ACT. 
For bad KCC loans, either you go for 
relending or send their cases to 
Lok Adalat, no matter how negatively 
the customers REACT. 
The District Magistrates, BDOs and the 
Police Inspectors sometimes delay the 
entire NPA recovery process 
and it is a brutal FACT. 
We are seeing an increasing 
trend of a peculiar caste, 
which is 'Nirav Modi' caste, as in this 
caste, all are wilful DEFAULTERS. 
If the poor farmers can repay back the 
loans in time despite so much troubles, 
then why these rich businessmen run away 
here and there and act like FRAUDSTERS ? 
From 2015 to 2019, analyze all data of 
all branches to give an average rating 
out of HUNDRED. 
To reduce operating expenses, shut down 
all branches whose average rating 
is in RED. 
All branches to have at least 9 staffs 
(4 OFF, 3 CLK, 2 SSTF) with 
specific DEPARTMENTS. 
All branches to have at least 1 lady 
Bank Mitra who will sit at the front desk as 
one of the 'May I Help You' ASSISTANTS. 
Even at that front desk, 
receipts and payments upto 
Rs. 25,000/- can be done 
with biometric AUTHENTICATION. 
All branches to have its own CTS Hub, 
where an officer's job will be to scan 
cheques on the same day with 
proper and detailed VERIFICATION. 
In 'Specialist Officers' category, 
Ex-Servicemen to be recruited as 
'Security and Loan Recovery Officers' 
(SLRO), whereas, at least 3 years 
experienced IT professional to be 
recruited in IT DEPARTMENT. 
To add more spices in the curry or 
to add some cherries on the cream cake, 
at least, 10 years experienced Credit 
Managers and HR Managers of other 
PSU Banks to be recruited through 
lateral entry RECRUITMENT. 
All branches must have Internet 
connections with 3-Tier CONNECTIVITY; 
to add more backup, 
speed and FLEXIBILITY. 
All banks must have the same upgraded 
and No.1 Antivirus installed in each and 
every computers to provide 
maximum SECURITY. 
Each and every branch 
of any PSU Bank 
must have an armed 'SLRO' 
to perform the dual DUTY. 
Retina scan will be used soon to enter 
into any computer domain by verifying 
the user's IDENTITY. 
The employees 
of top 10 profitable 
branches of each zone 
to be given (QPI),
Quarterly Performance INCENTIVE. 
The Head Office of any PSU Bank must 
send Greetings Cards to top 10 customers 
based on monthly transactions and timely 
loan repayment every month as a 
good 'CRM' INITIATIVE. 
'Minimum BRANCHES; 
maximum BUSINESS; 
customers to go for 
more CASHLESS; 
as the cash counter timings 
will become LESS."- Arindam Sain

RUN LATER AFTER GLOBAL RANKS; FIRST RENOVATE HR POLICIES AND SALARIES OF PSU BANKS !!!

"PRIVATE BANKER: 'Even if you perform 
well in any PSU Bank, there is 
no monetary MOTIVATION. 
Even today, between the employees of 
metro branches and rural branches, there 
exists a salary DIFFERENTIATION. 
The top management of 
any PSU Bank is 
always concerned 
when the business figures 
of any branch becomes NEGATIVE. 
But, when a branch is doing a good 
profitability in all its parameters, the 
top management never talks about 
giving the staffs of that branch, 
any 'Performance INCENTIVE'. 
Gone are those golden days, as your 
NPS Fund is being invested in 'SBI 
Corporate AG' mutual fund, so that you can 
get at least some amount of PENSION. 
Why the 
PSU Banks are 
yet to be included 
under any Pay COMMISSION ? 
Why such a delay for the 
latest pending 'Bipartite 
Settlement' IMPLEMENTATION ? 
It is high time to jump to Private Banks, 
as for PSU Banks, there may be 
an increased ATTRITION.'" 

PSU BANKER: 'The problem lies 
in the real top level planning 
and its proper EXECUTION. 
Many rural customers 
still believe that PSU Banks are the 
only reliable financial INSTITUTION. 
Too many customers, but, 
staffs are lesser in number to 
hamper the customer SERVICES. 
That's the area, where the private banks 
tried to focus upon and tapped so many 
big customers from different PLACES. 
Why PSU Banks are still 
not under any Pay Commission 
is still a THRILLER ? 
But, we are starting 
to see the 'Mergers & 
Acquisitions' movie TRAILER. 
Run later 
after global RANKS; 
first renovate HR policies and salaries 
of PSU BANKS.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 2019, THE PEOPLE OF 'JAMMU AND KASHMIR' GOT A PEACEFUL, PROSPEROUS AND PERMANENT SETTLEMENT; TIBET MAY ALSO BECOME A UNION TERRITORY OF INDIA IF TIBETANS WANT IT BY PASSING APPROPRIATE BILLS IN THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT !!!

"Why is Pakistan getting the 
Chinese support EVERYTIME ? 
Because, China knows that only India can 
help Tibet to get Independence ANYTIME. 
Tibet always maintained its heritage and 
culture and has always been a sweet, 
Royal Kingdom on its OWN. 
But, China tried to invade Tibet many a 
times as a part of their conquest strategy 
which is widely KNOWN. 
If the Chinese people love 
Pakistanis so much, then China may 
provide employment to the Pakistanis 
on their Chinese HOMELAND. 
China is utilizing Pakistan as a 
profitable customer of several Chinese 
projects and products, and hence China 
has to take such a STAND. 
In 2019, the people of 
'Jammu and Kashmir' got 
a peaceful, prosperous 
and permanent SETTLEMENT. 
Tibet can also become a Union Territory 
of India if Tibetans want it, by passing 
the appropriate bills in the 
Indian PARLIAMENT."- Arindam Sain

NA NA NA, DADA O DIDI RA, KORCHI NA RAAG; KOBE HOBE SESH EI METRO PROJECT, 'JOKA THEKE BIBAADI BAG !!!

"Na na na, dada o didi ra, 
korchi na RAAG; 
sudhu jiggesh korchi kobe hobe sesh, 
ei metro project, 'Joka theke Bibaadi BAG'. 
Majerhat Setu ta je 
kobe hobe TOIRI; 
Brace Bridge e satti 
ki traffic jam hoy MAAIRI. 
Kolkata Metro Rail e o din din 
dekhi kato BHELKI; 
line e laaf dileyi mrityu, 
maanush er jivan jano ekta EAARKI. 
Japani Metro platform, train na asaa obdi 
thaake gheraa, satti ki daarun CHALAAKI; 
ei Kolkata Metro Rail 
katripakkho ki ekhano 
ghumiye achey NAAKI ! 
Kolkata sahar e ekhano hocchey 
plastic er packet er BYABOHAAR; 
Jute Mill gulo khuley diley, Jute bag 
bazaar e eley, hoto poribesh er UPOKAAR. 
Communists raa ontoto chaalato 
'Night Service' Bus jekono 
Railway Station THEKEY; 
ekhan toh dekhchi raat 9.30 holeyi 
maanush haa kore bus er jonno deergho 
opekkha e daariye THAAKEY. 
Apni hoyto Bangaali samaaj er sei 
swarnayug er itihaas teney eney, besh 
biggyo baa biddwojon e der mato 
bolteyi paaren, je ei sab bolaa BRITHA; 
kintu ekjon sadharon maanush hisebe 
eisab naa bolley o je gota prithibi jaanbe na 
ei Kolkata r, aar paanch ta sadharan 
maanush er dukkher KATHA."- Arindam Sain

BAHUT SAALON BAAD, JAMMU AUR KASHMIR KO MILI HAIN PAKISTAN SE AZAADI; KHATAM KARENGE AATANKBAAD, AUR NAA HONE DENGEY JAMMU AUR KASHMIR MEIN KOI BARBAADI !!!

"Aab Bharat ke kisi bhi praanth se, 
apni pasand ke ladke se 
shaadi kar sakti hain 
koi bhi 'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
teen baar talaq bolne se aab nahi hogi 
talaq, sahi mein Hindustan ki tamaam 
muslim ladkiyon ko san 2019 mein 
ek badiya sa 'Eid' ka tohfa MILI. 
Hai rabba, hum bhi 
sochte hain 
ki chaley jaaye Kashmir, 
dhoondne apni 
pyari si Kashmiri 'ANARKALI'. 
Aab Jammu aur Kashmir ke andar hee 
baanegi bahut saare sarkaari aur 
besarkaari daftarein, taah ki Kashmiri 
naujawaan o ko aur naa jaana padhein 
Gurgaon, Noida, Mumbai aur DILLI. 
Sunaa hain ki Pakistan Sarkar 
bandh kar degi Delhi se 
Lahore jaanewali BUS. 
Imran Khan jaise bekaar Wazir se 
yehi ummeed thi, chalo mazaak mazaak 
mein bol hee detey hain, 'SABBASH'. 
Ladakh ke logon ko 
bhi mili hain ek KHUSHI; 
Kashmiri Pandit log aab ghar wapsi 
kar sakte hain mukhre pe liye HAASI. 
Bahut saalon baad 
Jammu aur Kashmir ko 
mili hain Pakistan se AZAADI; 
khatam karenge aatankbaad, 
aur na hone dengey Jammu aur Kashmir 
mein koi BARBAADI."- Arindam Sain

EKHAANE ETO DUSHAN AAR SABKICHU HOCCHEY DAAMI; TAAI 'CHAAND' E BA 'MANGAL' E GIYE KINBO JAMI !!!

"Ekhaane eto dushan aar 
sabkichu hocchey DAAMI; 
taai 'Chaand' e ba 'Mangal' e 
giye kinbo JAMI. 
'Chandraayaan -II' galo chaand er 
dakshin praantey, khujtey bujhi JAL. 
Prithibi teh toh jal o jacchey komey, jodi o 
prithibi r maatro ek bhaag hocchey STHAL. 
Antarctica teh jodi maanush thaakte paare, 
bishaal baro ekti baiggyanik 
gobeshona kendra BAANIYE; 
tahole Chaand e o tairi koraa jaaye ekta 
bishal baro baiggyanik gobeshona kendra, 
eto prashnachinnyo ki NIYE ! 
Chaand e bhaari poshaak porle, 
jaabo naa BHESHEY; 
Kangaroo r mato laafaate laafaate, naa hoy 
radio signal ei adda maarbo hesey HESEY. 
Chaand er maati ki urbar, 
hobe ki kono FASAL; 
maati r tolaa e jodi achey jal, taaholey 
baaniye debo gobheer jal er NAL. 
Bishaal baro ekti baiggyanik kendra r 
moddhey thaakbe ghar baari, 
khela r maath, office, school, factory, 
park, restaurant o BAZAAR. 
Oi kendra r bhetorey 'Oxygen' aar 
'Gravity' taa thakbe ekdum 
prithibi r mato ee, kaajeyi 
kono chinta neyi AAR. 
Mangal graho te o naaki jal achey, kintu 
poshu pakhi o thakte paare, okhaane o 
maanush er icchey basobaas KORBAAR. 
Emon o din hoyto aasbe jakhan Chaand e 
ebong Mangal e o thaakbe apnaar parivaar 
er kono sadasyo, sukh ei thaakbe je JAAR. 
Prithibi teh ekhan eto dushan 
aar concrete er JUNGLE; 
je, taai bodhoy maanush er opekkha e 
royechey 'CHAAND' o 'MANGAL'."- Arindam Sain

AT PRESENT, WE DON'T NEED THE SPEED OF 'BULLETT', BUT, TRAVEL SECURITY, EASE OF BOOKING TICKETS, CLEAN AMBIENCE, GOOD FOODS AND SPEEDY SERVICES FROM INDIAN RAILWAYS AT ITS BEST !!!

"Why you cannot book a 
unreserved ticket through 
'Rail Saarthi' app inside 
any Railway STATION ? 
From the Railways Ministry of India, 
we really want to know 
the logic behind it, kindly give 
its detailed EXPLANATION. 
If we start booking unreserved tickets 
after entering a Railway station, 
will the Railway Staffs sitting 
at Rail Counters become JOBLESS ? 
In this era of digitization, any app 
should be made accessible from 
anywhere, anytime; otherwise, 
that app is basically USELESS. 
Suppose, say, for example, if a person 
fails to book a unreserved ticket 
through 'Rail Saarthi' app from a 
few kilometres away from the 
Railway Station, then he has to stand in 
a long queue before any Rail COUNTER. 
Then, there is no utility of that app, as 
the concept of 'Digital India' mission of 
Modi Government is a failure inside any 
Rail Station as a person is standing in the 
queue despite having an app, so, the Rail 
services has not become any BETTER. 
In the Rail Counters, 
the Railway Clerks who are 
given a huge amount 
of salaries are still not 
so speedy and EFFICIENT. 
Unless and until, the Modi Government 
officially declares the VRS age at 50 years 
and normal retirement age at 55 years, 
any Government sector services 
will not become EXCELLENT. 
By reducing the retirement age, you are 
actually opening a new gate for the 
people of young generation to join 
Indian Railways through 
All India level Railways RECRUITMENT. 
Recently, a young lady and 
her mother died in Mathura, 
due to a case of robbery 
in a Rail COMPARTMENT. 
Why still there are no CCTV system in 
every compartment, with a special 
monitoring compartment full of staffs 
of Railways Police Force DEPARTMENT ? 
Why the IRCTC 
will still enjoy such a 
monopoly with so much 
poor QUALITY ? 
When you are going for a 
'Public-Private Partnership' (PPP) model, 
you open the tender system for other 
companies too to add more VARIETY. 
Time has come to bring back the 
'Government Catering System', where, 
the Royal Chefs will be recruited in 
Indian Railways for the 
5-Star Superfast TRAINS. 
Cleanliness and Maintainence staffs 
must be of Indian Railways only, 
and the Indian Railway apps 
must have access to all the 
branded restaurant CHAINS. 
Are you happy with the online 
customer care service 
of Indian Railways; not at all, 
as the 'Disha' is still not so 
good enough, it needs IMPROVEMENT. 
The 'May I Help You' with the Toll free 
number '1947' of Indian Railways must 
operate on a 24x7 basis with a 
corporate tie-up with any reputed 
IT firm's Call Center DEPARTMENT. 
We are quite satisfied with speed 
of 'Rajdhani' and 'Duranto' Express, 
we don't need 
the speed of 'BULLETT'; 
what we need is speedy services, ease of 
booking tickets, clean ambience, good 
foods and travel security from the Indian 
Railways at its level BEST."- Arindam Sain

CUSTOMERS LOVE THEIR FAVOURITE FIRMS, BY EXTENDING THEIR FRIENDSHIP ARMS, BUT DUE TO REDUNDANCY IN SEVERAL PROCESSES, THE 'FRIENDSHIP' LOSES ITS CHARMS !!!

"In this competitive world of 
globalization, good and speedy 
customer services is an ESSENCE; 
to get an edge over the other competitors 
to create a good brand of business and 
'Corporate Social BENEVOLENCE'. 
If your business runs in a loss, profitability 
will not increase by just hearing anyone 
giving some CONDOLENCE. 
The umpire will signal a 'SIX' if and 
only if you hit a ball to send it 
over the boundary FENCE. 
To speed up any process, 
we have to first find out 
the areas of REDUNDANCY; 
and then we will analyze whether 
slowing up of any process is due to 
employees' laziness TENDENCY. 
Rapidly reduce any type 
of redundant PROCESS; 
to increase the net profitability 
of any BUSINESS. 
Customers who 
respect the word, 
'Brand Value', always love 
their favorite FIRMS; 
and also unconditionally 
regard them as 
corporate friends to 
extend their ARMS; 
but, due to delay in any process, if the 
customer services gets hampered, then 
the word, 'Consumer Friendship' loses 
all its CHARMS."- Arindam Sain