THE INDIAN GOVERNMENT MUST MAKE IT MANDATORY TO IMPLEMENT 'ATTACHMENT OF PROPERTY' !!!

"ED OFFICER: 'Some people in the 

judiciary system may be involved 

in corruption, it may be a true FACT; 

after proper investigation, we may 

interrogate some of them, and may 

take strict actions as per the 'ACT'.' 

CBI OFFICER: 'What about the 

corrupted politicians in this REGARD; 

somehow, we are not being 

allowed to march FORWARD.'

RA&W OFFICER: 'Somehow, we are 

really concerned about the slow 

speed in any CBI INVESTIGATION; 

if you guys need any support, then our 

secret agents are always there as 'Mariner's 

Compass' to give you proper NAVIGATION.'

RBI OFFICER: 'Corruption and fraud cannot 

happen without any illegal cash money 

and online financial TRANSACTION; 

that's why, all the corrupted big people 

want secrecy and security and hence, Swiss 

Bank is still the best place of ATTRACTION.'

IB OFFICER: 'Our Intelligence Bureau is 

doing a great job, but, RBI's Repo Rate, 

CRR and SLR cannot alleviate POVERTY; 

the Indian Government must 

make it mandatory to implement 

'attachment of PROPERTY.'"- Arindam Sain

MANY YEARS DOWN THE LINE, THE DIVORCE CASE WILL GO ON AND ON, BUT YOU AND YOUR LIVE IN PARTNER WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP !!!

"BABLOO: 'When a wife has 

deserted her husband, why to give 

her so much 'maintainence MONEY'; 

as per 'Hindu Marriage Act', why the 

Hindu women will enjoy all facilities 

and eat up all the HONEY. 

Like in one web series on 'Netflix', you 

may Invest a portion of cryptocurrency 

on any dark world 'Supari KILLER'; 

and invest another portion of money 

on cops and lawyers to illegally close 

the file of a 'Crime THRILLER'.'

BABOOL: 'Are you still in alcoholic hangover 

or what, this is not AFGHANISTAN; 

you are not a Taliban also, this is 

India and you are an INDIAN. 

Nowadays, it is legal for any 

woman to give birth to a baby 

and live the life of a single MOTHER; 

so, it is easy for your 2nd wife to take care 

of your child, no one can interfere also, if 

that woman wants to reproduce ANOTHER.' 

BABLA: 'Do something terribly 

wrong in your ORGANIZATION; 

so that, you get the letter 

of job TERMINATION. 

Once you are unemployed, 

where from you will provide 

the 'one time settlement' AMOUNT'; 

make an appeal to the court that you are 

poor now and the court must give a mutual 

divorce by taking this petition into ACCOUNT.'

BALA: 'All these strategies have 

thorns and too much THEORETICAL; 

you must follow that strategy which 

is absolutely safe and not so CRITICAL. 

If you can reproduce one or two 

babies by having at least 6 years 

of 'Live In' RELATIONSHIP; 

then, many years down the line, divorce case will 

go on and on, but, you and your live in partner 

will win the CHAMPIONSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

GT LIFTED THE IPL 2022 TROPHY BY WINNING BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 29.05.2022 !!!

"On 29.05.2022, the ambience 

at Narendra Modi stadium in 

Ahmedabad was just AMAZING; 

in the closing ceremony of IPL 

2022, A.R.Rahman rocked the 

show like a musical KING. 

Initially, Yashasvi Jaiswal 

struggled with his TIMING; 

but, got hunted by Yash Dayal, as Sai 

Kishore took the catch outside the RING. 

Jos Butler, as usual, 

started to DOMINATE; 

after Padikkal's dismissal by Rashid Khan, 

GT started to reduce RR's run RATE. 

At regular intervals, RR 

wickets started to FELL; 

Hardik led from the front 

with his '17/3' bowling SPELL. 

Jos is the highest contributor 

for RR with his 39; 

Sai Kishore and Shami bounced 

back to restrict RR at 130/9. 

Yuzvendra missed an easy catch 

even after making a DIVE; 

Prasidh bowled a terrific inswing delivery 

to bowled out Wriddhiman at his score of 5. 

When it was 23/2, the 

GT skipper came IN; 

and clearly understood that a sensible 

partnership will be the key to WIN. 

Chahal bowled a fantastic leg spin delivery 

to get rid of Hardik which was PRICELESS; 

and also got hold of the 'Purple Cap', an 

awesome achievement NEVERTHELESS. 

Shubman made the winning run by 

hitting a six to win by 7 wickets as 

GT lifted the trophy of IPL 2022; 

along with Gill who contributed 45, 

Miller also gave the much needed 

support with his knock of 32. 

Both 'Orange Cap' and 'Purple Cap' 

are with RR, but, GT fans will celebrate 

this victory by dancing with DANDYA; 

because in their debut season itself, GT 

won their first IPL title under the outstanding 

captaincy of Hardik PANDYA."- Arindam Sain 

WE DO HAVE A PATRIOTIC AND ALMOST INVISIBLE INTELLIGENCE NETWORK !!!

"GIRL: 'We have tried to 

do so much HARM; 

but, still, you guys have 

not lost your CHARM.'

BOY: 'All girls are not selfish, 

corrupted and HARMFUL; 

some girls are really good at heart, 

quite friendly and so HELPFUL.

GIRL: 'But, how do you convert almost 

each and every odd SITUATION; 

into a 'blessing in disguise', do you guys 

have any 'Intelligence Base STATION' ?'

BOY: 'You guessed it absolutely right, 

we do have a patriotic and almost

invisible intelligence NETWORK; 

you can hardly track them 

but they are spying on you 

and doing all the hard WORK.'"- Arindam Sain

SANGRAM KORE BNECHE THAAKA EBONG ONYO MAANAV KE O BNAACHBAAR SUJOG KORE DEOWAA EE HOLO AASOL 'NIRBHIK DHARMA' !!!

"YAMRAJ: 'Aah ! Chitragupta, 

bhool tathya diyecho, ei teen kanya r 

toh ei mrityu r khaata e naam ee NAAI.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Aaggey Prabhu ! Eenaara 

nijera ee nijeder mrityu deke eneche, dukkh 

er saathe ei katha apnaake JAANAAI.'

YAMRAJ: 'Taah eder aayu toh besh bhalo 

ee chilo, janam kundali r hiseb MATO; 

kano era nijeder praan nijera ee 

niye nilo, amaake ektu BALOTO.'

CHITRAGUPTA: 'Maati te jodi thaakto 

duto paa, taahole hoyto bujhto aasol 

'jeeban' ebong 'sangram' er MAANE; 

ektu swapnobhango holeyi era je ekdum 

bhenge pore, kibhaabe ghure daarate hoy, 

yuddha korte hoy, kajon ee baa JAANE.'

YAMRAJ: 'Bujhle Chitragupta, 

mrityubaran kora khub ee sahaj, 

jaake bole 'kapurushochito KARMA'; 

sangram kore bneche thaaka ebong onyo 

maanav ke o bnaachbaar sujog kore deowaa 

ee holo aasol 'nirbhik DHARMA'.'"- Arindam Sain

SUDHU DNAATH NOY, ROJ RAAT E GHUMOTE JABAAR AAGEY KORE NEOWA BHALO PET TAA PARISKAAR !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Chotobela e, ekta osudh 

bikri hoto, jaar naam chilo, 'HAJMIWALA'; 

praaye sabaai kinto oi osudh, 

chakurijeebi theke CHAAOWALA. 

Ekta katha khub suntaam je, 

'Dr. Bidhan Roy bolechen, jaar 

pet garhbarh, taar sab GARHBARH'; 

eta toh maanteyi hobe, je 

oneker ee pet er samasya hole, 

maajhemoddhe buk kore DHARHPARH.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Sudhu dnaath noy, 

roj raat e ghumote jabaar aagey 

kore neowa bhalo pet taa PARISKAAR; 

mon aar sharir duto ee bhalo thaake, 

sudhu sudhu antacid tablet khowaar 

neyi kono DARKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

RR REACHED THE FINAL OF IPL 2022 BY WINNING BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 27.05.2022 !!!

"Krishna maintained the same LINE; 

and Kohli gone, when RCB's score was 9. 

Patidar started from where he left in the 

last match and looked in good FORM; 

but, after his dismissal, the RCB's 

innings started to TRANSFORM. 

Prasidh and McCoy tightened up 

the screws to stop RCB at 157/8; 

the highest contribution for RCB 

came from Rajat who scored 58. 

Jaiswal started the chase for 

RR with an aggressive MINDSET; 

the time started for RR fans to 

enjoy the speedy journey on 'JOS JET'. 

Another century scored, 

take a bow, Mr. Butler, you 

are surely the RR's big BOSS; 

on 27.05.2022, RR won the match by 

7 wickets to reach the final, and for 

Samson, it was a good TOSS."- Arindam Sain

RCB WON THE ELIMINATOR BY 14 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 25.05.2022 !!!

"The meaning of the word, 'Rajat' in 

native Indian languages is 'SILVER'; 

and Mr. Patidar rightly chose the 

eliminator match to DELIVER. 

LSG missed so many easy catches, 

even Dinesh got a life and scored 37; 

Rajat was fortunate too, and alone 

scored 112 runs in the total score of 207. 

Surely, it was a bad day for QUINTON; 

but, the challenge against RCB was still ON. 

When LSG was cruising easily, Hasaranga 

made the RCB's hope ALIVE; 

as Hooda got bowled out at 

his individual score of 45. 

Stoinis got hunted down 

by Harshal PATEL; 

and then Hazlewood had a 

sweet success story to TELL. 

When the number of balls 

remaining was just 9; 

KL Rahul had to 

depart by scoring 79. 

RCB won by 14 runs due 

to Royal Rajat's FEAT; 

LSG got eliminated, as on 25.05.2022, 

they had to accept a DEFEAT."- Arindam Sain

GT RACED TO THE FINAL OF IPL 2022 BY DEFEATING RR BY 7 WICKETS ON 24.05.2022 !!!

"A good delivery by DAYAL; 

took the wicket of JAISWAL. 

Hardik slipped on the ground and 

Rashid also missed an easy CATCH; 

Jos understood that on 24.05.2022, it is 

his day and scored 89 runs in the MATCH. 

Padikkal of RR scored only 28; 

Sanju's 47 is a valuable contribution in 188. 

Wriddhiman got hunted by Trent 

and had to return with a 'DUCK'; 

it was Wade's fault while running, can't 

say that, for Gill, it was just a bad LUCK. 

Hardik and David stayed calm and 

started taking the control of the 

match as quickly as they CAN; 

then, slowly and steadily, GT team 

dominated and won by 7 wickets as Miller 

emerged as the 'Danger MAN'."- Arindam Sain

MAANUSH ER JEEBAN KAHINI TOH NOY, JANO SHAKUNI R PAASHA !!!

"Cholte cholte, marubhumi teh 

hotath dekhte peye ek MARICHIKA; 

mon holo uru uru, gaailo gaan, 

'dhinka chika, dhinka CHIKA'. 

Elo ekta DHUMKETU; 

bhaanglo MILAN-SETU. 

Ghorra r rang hole KAALO; 

sabsamay douroye naa BHAALO. 

Jato ee poruk BAAJ; 

thik urrhte thaake UROJAHAAJ. 

Raasta anakabnaka, noy je SOJAA; 

khub bristi hoyeche, taai maati o BHEJAA. 

Maati r raasta e kaada, aar 

eet er raasta e SYAOLA; 

juto taa khule dileyi holo, hok 

naa khaali paa e path CHALA. 

Paaka peyaara laage misti, aar 

knaacha peyaara laage DNAASHAA; 

sab samay jwal khete hobe ke boleche, maajhe 

moddhe khaowa bhalo noon diye SHASHAA. 

Maanush er jeeban kahini toh 

noy, jano Shakuni r PAASHA; 

tobu o guhaa r oi praante aalo ache 

boiki, mon e thaake jano eituku ASHA. 

Shaanto samudra jekono 

muhurte hoteyi paare UTTAAL; 

jharh themey gele, por er din notun kore 

shuru aar ekta notun SAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

YOU CAN PRODUCE POTATO IN POLYBAGS, ONION, CHILLI, BRINJAL IN EARTHEN POTS, EVEN RICE TOO IN SMALL TUBS, GO FOR TERRACE FARMING !!!

"BABLOO: 'We are worried 

about the rise in potato PRICE; 

as rice is available at Rs.2 per kilogram, 

we are planning to eat more 'Water RICE'.

BABOOL: 'Middlemen are stepping 

in to cause food INFLATION; 

something fishy is going on to fool the 

people in the 'public foods DISTRIBUTION.'

BABLA: 'Why to give them so importance, 

they are always there to loot you and 

will create an artificial panic scenario 

which may look so ALARMING; 

you can produce potato in poly bags, 

onion, chilli, brinjal in earthen pots, 

even rice too in small tubs, go 

for terrace FARMING.'

BALA: 'Yeah ! Already in the 

developed nations, terrace farming 

is gaining a huge POPULARITY; 

it is an indirect strategy to keep your family 

healthy and contribute in greenery and 

economic PROSPERITY.'"- Arindam Sain

AAYEEN SHRINKHOLA JANO BOJAAY THAAKE, TOBEYI TOH SABAAI BOLBE, JE ETA EKTA SUNDAR JUNGLE !!!

"Katogulo madhu r chaak lukiye, kaalo 

bhalluk sejeche bheeje BERAAL; 

kaalo cheetah muchki hese bolle, 'Mowgli thik 

knhuje baar kore nebe, jato ee karo AARAAL. 

Bnaador gulo r aar kono kaaj naai bote, 

mon e ektu furti jaagleyi, kore NACHANAACHI; 

keute r saamne porle neul, seyi saap bole 

othe, 'chhere de bhai, paaliye BNAACHI'. 

Siyaal er kathabarta shunle 

bojhaai jaaye, je se khub CHALAAK; 

Kharghosh pratidin ektu douradouri kore, bole 

othe, 'abaar kaal dourobo, aaj ei obdi THAAK.' 

Baagh ebaar e sabai ke boleche, 'aayeen 

shrinkhola jano bojaaye thaake, tobeyi 

toh sabaai bolbe, je eta ekta sundar JUNGLE'; 

shingho ghum theke uthe hotath bolle, 

'Baagh kintu thik ee boleche, mileymishey 

thaakle sabaar ee MANGAL."- Arindam Sain

LSG DEFENDED 210 RUNS JUST BY 2 RUNS AGAINST KKR ON 18.05.2022 !!!

"When Abhijeet Tomar 

missed an easy CATCH; 

Quinton decided to emerge 

as a super giant in the MATCH. 

The LSG wicketkeeper started to ROCK; 

and KKR bowlers were in SHOCK; 

Oh ! What an outstanding KNOCK; 

140 runs got scored by Mr. de KOCK. 

In reply to 210, KKR 

had a bad start with 9/2; 

but, Nitish Rana started the 

counterattack with his speedy 42. 

Though, along with Sam, the KKR captain, 

Sreyas played well but got out at his 50; 

even though, Mohsin and Marcus 

bowled well and looked MIGHTY. 

But, the war was not 

over yet, as everyone witnessed 

'Sunil Storm' and 'Rinku THUNDER'; 

but, fortune favoured LSG, as Lewis 

took an excellent catch, which is 

really a left handed BLINDER. 

So near, yet so FAR; 

but, really, well played KKR. 

LSG defended 210 runs 

just by 2 runs to 

win the MATCH; 

as on 18.05.2022, it is a thrilling 

story of one missed catch and 

one outstanding CATCH."- Arindam Sain

IF THE CIVILIANS CAN GUN DOWN ANY TERRORIST, THEN WE WILL INCLUDE THEM IN OUR MILITARY DEPARTMENT AND PROVIDE REMUNERATION !!!

"ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'We are 

searching the terrorists in each 

and every village and TOWN; 

we have given our warriors 

the order as well as freedom 

to gun them DOWN.'

HERMIT: 'It is not enough, 

we must train all our civilians 

with arms and AMMUNITION; 

if the civilians can gun down any terrorist, 

then we will include them in our military 

department and provide REMUNERATION.'

KING: 'Within 2 days, we can 

completely destroy the terrorists 

by another 'Surgical STRIKE'; 

but, there are so many enemies 

within your kingdom who are traitors, 

and that is the thing, we all DISLIKE.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'The terrorists 

are getting funds illegally from these 

traitors as per information from the 

department of INTELLIGENCE; 

we are tracking all their financial sources 

and transactions, an if something is fishy 

in it, then we will raid their factories 

and houses in their PRESENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 15.05.2022 !!!

"Avesh succeeded in hitting the off stump 

by breaking through Jos's defensive WALL; 

41 runs in just 29 balls is indeed a 

valuable contribution by JAISWAL; 

Bishnoi got rid of another 

dangerous RR batsman, PADIKKAL; 

instead of allowing Avesh to bowl his 4th 

over, the LSG captain gave the ball to KRUNAL. 

On 15.05.2022, RR bowlers dominated 

the show to have the victory by 

24 runs as LSG ended at 154/8; 

though, one has to appreciate 

the 'Hooda Hurricane' of 59 runs 

in reply to 178."- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 15.05.2022 !!!

"After Conway's dismissal by Shami, 

Ruturaj sailed the boat steadily, 

far away from the SEA SHORE; 

Jagadeesan gave him the much 

required timely support as Moeen 

became the victim of SAI KISHORE. 

Along with Shubman Gill, 

the Wriddhiman Saha of GT 

stayed so calm and POSITIVE; 

that in such a sporting pitch 

on 15.05.2022, the CSK's score 

of 133 never looked so COMPETITIVE. 

Matheesha Pathirana in his debut match 

had a good mental SATISFACTION; 

as he got the wickets of Gill and Hardik 

by bowling with Lasith Malinga's ACTION. 

GT won by 7 wickets as the 

scoreboard showed 137; 

and Wriddhiman Saha remained 

unbeaten at 67."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 54 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 14.05.2022 !!!

"On 14.05.2022, for both SRH and 

KKR, it was an important MATCH; 

Venkatesh failed to get the start and Ajinkya 

got out as Shashank took a fantastic CATCH. 

With 33/3, if Umran was FURIOUS; 

then with 34 runs, Sam was very SERIOUS. 

Natarajan pressurized the UMPIRE; 

and for Rinku, he became the VAMPIRE. 

Andre batted sensibly to wait and 

wait, and then in the last 4 overs, 

he started to dig the gold MINE; 

he fully accelerated the innings 

in the last over, to remain 

unbeaten at his valuable 49. 

In this IPL season, for the first time, 

KKR got confidence in a batsman 

who is also a WICKETKEEPER; 

with the ball also, Russell 

did a magic, as he bowled 

out the SRH SKIPPER. 

While defending 177, Chakrabarthy 

got rid of Abhishek when he was 

at his individual score of 43; 

Tim, Umesh and Sunil performed 

well to help KKR to win by 54 runs, 

and Russell ended up at his 22/3."- Arindam Sain

2022 E, ABAAR FIRLO SEYI 2019 ER 'BOUBAZAR BAARIFAATOL' ER BHOY !!!

"BABLOO: '2022 e, abaar firlo seyi 

2019 er 'Boubazar Baarifaatol' er BHOY; 

oi engineer gulo engineering degree 

taa tukey pass koreche BODHOY.'

BABOOL: 'Sudhu oi baro baro katha 

aar oi choddo tala baari r AHANKAAR; 

aayeen shrinkhola ebong prashashonik 

tatporata r byapaare ekdum BEKAAR.'

BABLA: 'Bole kina, 'apnaara abaar 

hotel e giye thaakun', boli eta 

kono sthaayi samadhan HOLO; 

kato flat baari ee toh bikri ee hoyni, oi 

2019 saal ei, ek ekta parivaar ke ek 

ekta kore flat ditey kiser samasya CHILO.'

BALA: 'Sandeho r jaayega ekta royecheyi 

ei kshetre, 2019 saal e, sarkar kano 

korlo naa ei baari gulo r MERAAMATI; 

basti gulo teyi ghano ghano aagun kano 

laage ? ei kshetre o neyi toh, kotogulo 

promoter der KERAAMATI ?'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 52 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 09.05.2022 !!!

"Venkatesh Iyer was driving the KKR bus 

smoothly, even, though, the road was STEEP; 

but, alas, Ajinkya Rahane made it more tough, 

as he tried to do a 'reverse SWEEP'. 

Shreyas Iyer was in good form, but, still, 

he failed to play the captain's KNOCK; 

Bumrah took the wickets of Russell and Rana 

in the same over to create a real SHOCK. 

Jasprit was on fire and kept on taking wickets 

to end up at his bowling figure of 10/5; 

KKR could have easily scored around 

200 runs but had to settle down at 165. 

Straightaway, KKR bowlers were 

back in their business TOO; 

as Rohit Sharma became a victim of 

Tim Southee at his individual score of 2. 

To the KKR bowlers, only Ishan Kishan 

was giving some harsh TREATMENT; 

otherwise, the KKR bowling and 

fielding were quite EXCELLENT. 

Andre failed to deliver with the bat, but, with 

the ball, he made a valuable CONTRIBUTION; 

Pat Cummins took 3 wickets to prove that he 

has the talent to provide effective EXECUTION. 

MI wickets were falling even in the form of 

run outs, to make the chase more DIFFICULT; 

on 09.05.2022, KKR won by 52 runs and 

it is indeed a good RESULT."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 91 RUNS AGAINST DC ON 08.05.2022 !!!

"DC bowlers completely 

lost their WAY; 

as along with Ruturaj, it was a terrific 

batting performance by CONWAY. 

CSK's score reached to 208 as Dube 

and Dhoni capitalized the opening 

platform and the batting PITCH; 

Khaleel bowled well and got some respect, 

whereas, even after being hammered, 

3 wickets have been taken by ANRICH. 

DC started to chase in such a manner, as 

if, to them, CSK bowlers are too HARSH; 

with an individual score of just 25 runs, for 

DC, the highest scorer is Mitchell MARSH. 

Mahendra is always expert 

in bringing the right bowlers 

at the right MOMENT; 

Mukesh bowled so well and his 

inswing delivery to take Axar Patel's 

wicket surely deserves a COMPLIMENT. 

Moeen took 3 wickets and playing the role, 

which was played by Imran Tahir in the PAST; 

on 08.05.2022, CSK won 

by 91 runs, at LAST."- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 06.05.2022 !!!

"Both Rohit Sharma and 

Ishan Kishan looked MIGHTY; 

but, each of them failed to 

score their individual 'FIFTY'. 

Rashid Khan tamed the MI innings 

with his bowling spell of 2/24; 

but, then came Tim David to accelerate 

the MI innings with his speedy 44. 

Wriddhiman Saha and Shubman Gill 

of GT made a record PARTNERSHIP; 

but, Murugan Ashwin alone created 

a great damage to the GT SHIP. 

MI team came back in the match 

due to two 'run outs' and a 'hit WICKET'; 

on 06.05.2022, all have witnessed 

an entertaining game of CRICKET. 

Daniel Sams bowled smartly, 

the last over of the THRILLER; 

and MI defended 177 runs by 5 runs, 

even in the presence of MILLER."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 02.05.2022 !!!

"Padikkal got out at 2; and Jos scored only 22; 

due to Sanju's 54, RR reached at 152. 

Sunil and Anukul bowled well and looked 

like a good spinning COMBINATION; 

Tim Southee got rid of both Butler and Parag, 

surely a nice reason to do some CELEBRATION. 

Baba Indrajith could have 

scored more, whereas, it was 

quite unfortunate for AARON; 

but, when Sreyas and Rana were 

batting, the RR team understood 

that the tough competition is still ON. 

The RR team was hoping to 

come back in the match when 

the KKR captain got out at 34; 

but, on 02.05.2022, KKR registered a 

7 wickets victory as along with Rana, the 

Mr. Rinku also started to ROAR."- Arindam Sain