PSU BANKS ARE HEREBY SUGGESTED TO PREPARE A 'CASA READYKIT' !!!

"The customers are staying 

with the PSU banks STILL; 

because of the PSU Bank 

Staff's marketing SKILL. 

Simplify the 'CAPC' and 

'KYC Verification' PROCESS; 

otherwise, it is ultimately hampering 

the PSU Banking BUSINESS. 

When at branch level, customers 

are having 'EKYC' VERIFICATION; 

by having their Aadhaar 

based 'Biometric AUTHENTICATION; 

then what is the need to verify again by 

CAPC department for 'Debit Freeze', 

'Freeze' and 'Inoperative' STATUS; 

for newly opened savings accounts only, 

CAPC verification is fine, but, in other 

cases, it is just BOGUS. 

PSU Banks are hereby 

suggested to prepare 

a 'CASA READYKIT'; 

the customers will just fill the form and 

get instant ATM and cheques, this 

strategy will be SUPERHIT. 

A customer filled up the form along 

with each and every self attested 

photocopies of KYC DOCUMENT; 

biometric authentication done, 

create a new customer ID or for existing 

customer ID, make necessary AMENDMENT. 

Open the savings account and then 

map the savings account number 

with the Readykit serial NUMBER; 

upload the savings account form in 

CAPC portal to get it activated, the process 

is as cool as CUCUMBER."- Arindam Sain

INDIA MUST QUALIFY FOR WORLD CUP FOOTBALL, SO, THE DREAM MUST NOT BE SMALL !!!

"Physically they are handicapped, 

but very strong MENTALLY; 

and it surely got reflected in the 

'Tokyo Paralympics 2020' medals TALLY. 

Intentionally, stay away from 

useless and unnecessary PUBLICITY; 

practice, practice and practice to  

build up a winning MENTALITY.  

'Poor infrastructure' and 'Weak body', so, 

to these comments, we were getting USED; 

but, we are getting much better results 

when the positive mentality is INFUSED. 

Now, focus must be 

given on Indian FOOTBALL; 

India must qualify for World Cup football, so, 

the dream must not be SMALL."- Arindam Sain

BANKING SANKRAANTO KONO PHONE ELE BOLBEN JE, 'BRANCH E GIYEYI BOLBO KATHA' !!!

"Banking sankraanto kono phone ele 

bolben je, 'Branch e giyeyi bolbo KATHA'; 

kono tathya naa dileyi holo, thaakun 

nischinte, neyi aar kono MATHABYATHA. 

Niye nin ATM Card, kore nin 

banking app taa download TAARPOR; 

byaash, aar apnaake nirbharshil thaakte 

hobena oi Branch er passbook printer er OPOR. 

Pratham kuri taa cheque free, taai 

cheque boi toh abosyoi niye RAAKHBEN; 

aapni kakhan o osustho holeyo, apnaar parivaar 

er lokjon oi cheque e taaka tultey PAARBEN. 

Ekhano ei biswaayan er yug e, sadharan 

maanush er kintu ekhano rastrayatto bank 

gulo r proti royeche AASTHA; 

sudh er haar hoyto kom, kintu apnaar taaka 

surakkhito, oi 'Sarada' aar 'Rose Valley' r mato 

konodin hobena DURABOSTHA."- Arindam Sain

IT IS MY STYLE, MY LIFE, MY WAY; I CAN COME NEAR OR STAY FAR AWAY !!!

"It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

My mind can can fly like 

a bird in a jovial MOOD; 

my heart can feel the pain of 

poor people just like 'ROBINHOOD'. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

On someone's coffin, one day, 

someone has to hammer the last NAIL;  

you have enjoyed your life, that's it, no 

need to worry even if you repeatedly FAIL. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

Many of us resign when 

the target is so NEAR; 

as we cannot see the target due 

to the fog created by the word, 'FEAR'. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY. 

In every nook and corner, you will find 

someone who will always CRITICIZE; 

always dream big to win any tournament, 

even if you get a trophy of small SIZE. 

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY.

What fun is there in life 

without any SURPRISE; 

the sunset in the West always gives you a 

hope that in the East, there will be SUNRISE.

It is my style, 

my life, my WAY; 

I can come near 

or stay far AWAY." - Arindam Sain

PRITHIBI KE BACHAATE GELE, PRAKRITI KE O TOH BAACHTE HOBE; TAAI SE O SUJOG BUJHE THIK PRATISODH NEBE !!!

"PETNI: 'Gulab' ke niye hoyto 

tamon kono neyi CHAAP; 

kintu taar poreyi kintu aaste 

paare oti gobheer NIMNOCHAAP. 

Abaar Kolkata saho kichu 

graam gulo e jombe JAL; 

aar oi kota din, gota sahar taa 

kaarjoto hoye jaabe ACHAL. 

Jal jomey thaakle, lokjon thaakuk grihabandi, 

kaaron kothay je pore thaakbe bidyut er 

kholaa taar, taai khub SAABDHAAN; 

jomaa jal samay mato naa soriye, ditey aasbe 

kichu taaka, jodi abaar bidyut er oi kholaa taar 

er jonnyo, choley jaaye akaal e, kono PRAAN. 

Jaar jaaye, taar ee jaaye, kaar ki ese galo, 

rajnoitik lok e raa sudhu korbe tarko BITARKA; 

taai jal jomey thaakle, jomaa jal e naa 

chala ee bhalo, thaakuk sabaai SATARKA.'

TANTRIK: 'Maanush prakriti r 

opor korle ABOHELA; 

prakriti toh 

chalaabeyi DHANGSOLEELA. 

Prithibi ke bachaate gele, 

prakriti ke o toh baachte HOBE; 

taai se o sujog bhujhe thik 

paalta pratisodh NEBE. 

Maanush ee prithibi r sabtheke nisthur 

jontu baa jaanowaar, taai taader ke 

thikmato naa diley uchit SHIKKA; 

ei dharani r sristikarta baa bhagaban o 

kintu bhalo koreyi jaanen, je prakriti ke 

taahole koraa jaabena RAKKHA. 

Prayaschitto ei martya teyi kore jete hobe, 

ei nishtur maanush gulo jato ee paaliye 

beraak, kore onek PAAP; 

ghanoghano kano jharh, nimnochaap ebong 

banya hocche, taar kaaron holo, je prakriti ebaar 

diyeche maanush ke ABHISAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

PBKS HAD THE LAST LAUGH JUST BY 5 RUNS, ON 25.09.2021, AS SRH ENDED AT 120/7 !!!

"By just seeing the surface, it is 

a good batting pitch, it may SEEM; 

but, as a bowler, you can still 

succeed with the SEAM. 

It looked as if PBKS openers 

failed to understand the swinging 

length and did a BLUNDER; 

SRH team was happy as the 

two star batsmen of PBKS were 

sent back to pavilion by Jason HOLDER. 

As the umpire took the final call, 

so, Chris Gayle got out at 14; 

by Rashid Khan with a 

bowling figure of 1/17. 

PBKS reached 125 as Nathan Ellis and 

Harpreet Brar did a decent job with the BAT; 

except Khaleel Ahmed, all the other SRH 

bowlers got at least 1 wicket under their HAT. 

Even in this low scoring match, 

the competition was ON; 

as Mohammed Shami got rid of both 

David Warner and Kane WILLIAMSON. 

As if they were not watching the 

ball when it was getting released 

from Ravi Bishnoi's right PALM; 

wickets of SRH kept on falling, but, at the 

other end, Wriddhiman Saha continued the 

fight by staying comparatively CALM. 

Though at the end, PBKS had 

the last laugh just by 5 runs on 

25.09.2021, as SRH ended at 120/7; 

but, it has been a terrific all-rounder

performance by Jason Holder with 3 wickets 

and with the bat, also scored 47."- Arindam Sain

BHAWANIPORE ER SEAT TAA JAA HOK KORE JETA TAAI HOLO AASOL KATHA; KE KI MON E KORLO, KAAR KI KHOTI HOLO, SEYI NIYE VOTER DER NEYI KONO MATHABYATHA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Bhawanipore 

jodi o Nandigram er mato NOY; 

taah bole ki Bhawanipore er lokjon 

eto ee boka, je bujhbena ABHINOY.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhawanipore e 

kintu naa haarleyi BHAALO; 

noile kintu 'Mini Pakistan' e hobe 

utsav, jwaaliye aatasbaazi r AALO.' 

KALIKINKAR: 'Jeetuk baa haaruk, 

taah bole ki ekta maanush er deho 

ke deowaa jaayena SAMMAN; 

je nadi r jal dhukey tairi holo khaal, 

aaj seyi nadi keyi bolche dobaa, 

kora uchit noy ei dharan er ASAMMAN.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhwanipore er 

seat taa jaa hok kore jeta taai 

holo aasol KATHA; 

ke ki mon e korlo, kaar 

ki khoti holo, seyi niye voter 

der neyi kono MATHABYATHA.'"- Arindam Sain

SABAAI EK TAA KORE NOUKA KINEY RAAKHUN, JOMAA JAL E O SURAKKHITO THAAKUK SABAAR PARIBAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Tarko r khaatir e, 

jodi meneyo niyi, je hoyeche 

prochur BRISTI; 

taa bole ki jomaa jal 

namaano jaayena taratari, 

sedikey neyi kano kaaro r kono DRISTI.'

BABOOL: 'Bhaabte o lajja laage, je ekhan 

sampoorna behaal, Bangabhoomi r nadi 

baandh o jal nikaashi BYABOSTHA; 

sadharan maanush toh praashno 

korbeyi, proti bachor eto kar deoyaa 

sattweo, kano hobe ei DURABOSTHA.'

BABLA: 'Kono prashno noy, 

kono pratibaad noy, sudhu 

khaali diye jaao vote aar VOTE; 

hok naa mrityu michhil, 

ganataantrik adhikaar o kiney 

neyowaa jaaye, chhoriye diley take r NOTE.' 

BALA: 'Jomaa jal e o, neme 

elo mrityu, kaaron kintu seyi 

bidyut er kholaa taar ABAAR; 

Sabaai ek ta kore nouka kiney 

raakhun, jomaa jal e o, surakkhito 

thakuk sabaar PARIBAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 7 WICKETS WITH 29 BALLS TO SPARE AGAINST MI ON 23.09.2021 !!!

"The start of the innings by 

MI openers was good ENOUGH; 

but, KKR bowlers bounced back 

to make it quite TOUGH. 

On 23.09.2021 against KKR, 

except de Kock, no other MI batsmen 

were allowed to ACCELERATE; 

though Prasidh Krishna and Lockie Ferguson 

got wickets, but, Varun Chakravarthy and 

Sunil Narine reduced MI RUN-RATE. 

Venkatesh Iyer impressed everyone 

again and scored 53 runs and emerged 

as 'Venky, the VICTORIOUS'; 

and after his dismissal, it was 

Rahul Tripathi who scored 74 runs 

by becoming more FEROCIOUS. 

Jasprit Bumrah with a 

bowling figure of 43/3, 

kept on hunting for his CAPTAIN; 

this win of KKR by 7 wickets with a 

good net run rate in the points table, 

is surely a good GAIN."- Arindam Sain

NOTHING SHOULD BE THERE IN THE FILE; THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF MAINTAINING A LOW PROFILE !!!

"GIRL: 'Protocol must 

not be BROKEN; 

no planned activity 

must be MISTAKEN. 

Nothing should be 

there in the FILE; 

that is the beauty of 

maintaining a low PROFILE.'

BOY: 'They are trying to track 

the tracking NETWORK; 

so you need to do some 

extra bit of WORK. 

Focus only on 

mission COMPLETION; 

as our backup team is 

expert in data DELETION.'"- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 2 RUNS AS KARTIK TYAGI STOPPED PBKS AT 183 ON 21.09.2021 !!!

"Chris Gayle was watching the match 

while sitting at the SIDELINE; 

Oh ! what a match, where both 

Jaiswal and Rahul got out at 49. 

Mahipal Lomror emerged 

as a surprise PACKAGE; 

Arshdeep Singh bagged 5 wickets, 

fully charged up at this young AGE. 

Though, RR won by 2 runs, but, in terms 

of fielding, the RR fielders were 

passing through a bad PHASE; 

the knocks of Mayank and Pooran went in 

vain on 21.09.2021 as Kartik Tyagi stopped 

PBKS at 183 in their run CHASE."- Arindam Sain

ONEK POURASABHA TEH, EKTU BRISTI HOLEYI, JOMCHE JAL, BAARCHE BHOGAANTI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Arrey mashai, raakhun 

apnaar Bhawanipore seat aar 

taar vote er FALAAFAL; 

boli ei khabor taa ki raakhen, je, 

seyi jaayega gulo teyo jal jomche, 

jekhaane konodin ee jomto naa JAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aasole, ei bachor e 

khub bristi hocche toh, taai jekhaane 

sekhaane jal jacche JOMEY; 

jodi o tarpor abaar du din 

por, jal jaaye nemey, jakhan 

bristi ekdum jaaye KOMEY.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Se toh kichu kichu rog 

emni ee jaaye serey, jodi kono daktaar 

ke, keyu naa o DEKHAAYE; 

kintu oi sab rog er samay, shorir e 

khub kasto hoy boiki, taai se daktaar 

dekhiye, katogulo osudh KHAAYE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Onek pourasabha 

teh, ektu bristi holeyi, jomche 

jal, baarche BHOGAANTI; 

jehetu pourasabha vote hocchena, taai 

councilor gulo hoyeche akarmanya r dheki, 

aar baarche ASHAANTI.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED RCB BY 9 WICKETS ON 20.09.2021 !!!

"On 20.09.2021, only 5 runs 

got scored by the RCB SKIPPER; 

after Devdutt Padikkal, the second 

highest scorer is the RCB WICKETKEEPER. 

Good bowling support came from 

Lockie Ferguson and Andre RUSSELL; 

the middle order of RCB got shattered due 

to Varun Chakravarthy's 13/3 bowling SPELL. 

To win the match, KKR just needed to score 93; 

as Andre Russell's bowling figure is 9/3. 

The 'Rajanikanth' fan, Venkatesh Iyer 

proved again that his passionate decision 

to become a cricketer is not WRONG; 

KKR thrashed RCB by 9 wickets as 

Shubman Gill with a knock of 48 runs, 

looked so super STRONG."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 20 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 19.09.2021 !!!

"Rohit Sharma missed the IPL-2020 match 

on 19.09.2021, maybe due to a mild INJURY; 

but, Faf du Plessis got ducked out as 

Trent Boult continued his bowling FURY. 

Suddenly, Milne of MI started to 

bowl like an emerging HERO; 

to send back Moeen Ali at the 

pavilion at his individual score of ZERO. 

Even Rayudu and Dhoni of 

CSK failed to DELIVER; 

and CSK lost 4 wickets 

after the end of 6th OVER. 

Rabindra Jadeja kept on steering 

the ball through the MI field SETTING; 

CSK came back in style as Ruturaj 

Gaikwad's knock of 88 was so EXCITING. 

MI started chasing 

the 157 runs TARGET; 

de Kock got hunted by Deepak Chahar 

as a victim of 'Leg before WICKET'. 

MI kept on losing wickets at regular intervals, 

but, Saurabh Tiwary fought alone with his 50; 

and at last, MI fell short of 

CSK's score of 156 by 20. 

With the bat, Dwayne Bravo 

scored a speedy 23; 

and in the bowling department, 

he rocked again with 25/3."- Arindam Sain

START A NEW JOURNEY AND ENJOY BATHING WITH YOUR NEW PARTNER IN THE ROMANTIC BATH TUB !!!

"GIRL: 'When the frequency 

at both ends doesn't match, 

there has to be a BREAKUP; 

nothing to worry about it, 

that's quite natural, just 

chill out and cheer UP. 

Start a new journey and 

enjoy bathing with your new 

partner in the romantic bath TUB; 

let us enjoy in this room tonight, as 

in this pandemic period, there 

is no need to go to a PUB.'

BOY: 'Wow ! I am really impressed 

with your psychology which 

has lots of POSITIVITY; 

you can adjust well with me 

as you are having such a liberal 

attitude with a gracious GRAVITY. 

Romance surely becomes an 

affectionate activity if both the 

lovers have a modern MENTALITY; 

no give and take policy, no greed for 

power and status automatically improves 

the relationship QUALITY.'"- Arindam Sain

SAMASTA ASUBHO SHAKTI R VINAASH EKDIN NISCHIT, THIK JAMON BHAGABAN RAM DWAARA BADH HOYECHILO RAAVAN !!!

"Sobuj ghaash er maajhe, 

doley saada KAASH; 

penja tulo r mato megh e, 

bhoreche NEELAKAASH. 

Eseche sarat kaal, taai toh 

boyiche furfure BATAASH; 

tobe jhirijhiri bristi hoye boiki 

aajkal, thaakena kono PURBABHAASH. 

Oi toh shona jaaye besh bhalo 

bhalo sharodiya r GAAN; 

tobu o thaakun satarka, 

sabaar aagey toh ei PRAAN. 

Corona r daapot aar tamon neyi, 

kintu bolche abaar keyu KEYU; 

je abaar hoyto firtey paare Corona, 

niye taar tritiyo DHEYU. 

Jato ee mahamaari aar jharh jhaapta 

aasuk naa kano, cholche cholbe, 

baaro maash e tero PAARVAN; 

samasta asubho shakti r vinaash ekdin 

nischit, thik jamon Bhagaban Ram dwaara 

badh hoyechilo RAAVAN."- Arindam Sain

BABA BISWAKARMA EE HOLEN SHRAMIK DER AASOL BHAGABAAN !!!

"Shramik holeyi hobe, naai baa dhorlo 

kaaste, kodaal, kathaari baa HAATURI; 

naai baa kinlo keyu China maanza r suto, 

tobu o, oi din, urhbe onek GHURI. 

Devataa der mon e thaakto 

naa kono BISHAAD; 

jehetu Biswakarma kore 

diten tairi onaader RAJPRAASAAD. 

Tairi korechen ei Biswakarma, naa 

jaani katorakam er ASTRA; 

durdaanto sahar o tairi korechen, taar moddhe 

ullekhjoggyo holo Dwarka o INDRAPRASHTA. 

Khub ekta edik odik hoyna, 

satero taarikh ei onaar pujo hoy, 

eengrezi r September MAASHE; 

sarba starh er shramik e raa ei pujo 

paalon kore, kaaron sabaai Biswakarma 

ke khub maane o BHALOBAASE. 

Biswakarma pujo maaneyi 

Bhaadro maash er ABOSAAN; 

Biswakarma pujo korleyi, 

sab muskil ASAAN. 

Onek devataa achen thik ee, kintu 

Baba Biswakarma ee holen shramik 

der aasol BHAGABAAN; 

eenaar pujo korle je kono shilpo teh 

aase soundarjya, sristishilota ebong 

hoyaa jaaye LAABHOBAAN."- Arindam Sain

JAL ER KI SROTH BOTE, EPAARE BHAASAIYA LIYA AAILA MOR EI DINGAA !!!

"Jal dhukiya epaar je 

baanbhashi kotaal er ei JOYAARE; 

tumi roila ekla ghar e, goru aar 

murgi loyiaa OIPAARE. 

Thoi thoi jal dekhiya kaator 

kanthe daakila PAAKHI; 

duschinta e chaaiya roila edik paane 

tumaar oi duti chhalochhalo AANKHI. 

Jal er ki sroth bote, epaare 

bhaasaiya liya aaila mor ei DINGAA; 

khabaar bolte kichu tamon naai bote, 

sudhu duta muri bhora THONGAA. 

Chinta naai 

karo tumi OTO; 

chottobela hoite ei maajhi 

bannya dekhiyache KATO. 

Ei aadhunik yug er ki aaschorjyo 

prajukti, ei mobile phone e tumaar 

saathe hoyiteche BAARTALAAP; 

muchki haasiya ki koila tumi, 

amaar kathagula tumaar laagteche 

jano naatak er SANGLAAP. 

Chinta koro naa mor sahadharmini, baaiya 

aasitechi ei dingaa aami tomaar paane, 

jehetu nadi r jal ekhan hoyiaache SHAANTO; 

katogula morola maach dhorechi go, tok 

raadhibaa aaj tumi bote, taa diya dujone 

mojaa kore khaabo ek thaala PAANTO. 

Ebaare mobile phone 

taa re RAAKHO; 

aar kichukkhon por aami habo haazir, sudhu 

edik paane chaaiya THAAKO."- Arindam Sain

BHAWANIPORE KENDRA TEH JODI ONAAR VOTE SANKHYA NAA HOY AASI HAZAAR; TAAHOLE BUJHTE HOBE JE GHAR ER MAATH E O KOME GACHE ONAAR JANOPRIYOTA R BAZAAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bhawanipore kendra teh jodi 

onaar vote sankhya naa hoy aasi HAZAAR; 

taahole bujhte hobe je ghar er maath e o 

kome gache onaar janopriyota r BAZAAR.' 

BABOOL: 'Jeeni bhaalo kaaj korten, 

teeni je kano oi Bhawanipore seat taa 

cherey dilen ke JAANE; 

uni sab samasya r samadhan 

korten sahaj saral bhaabe, taai 

Bhawanipore er voter raa onaakeyi MAANE.'

BABLA: 'Baaire giye herey jaabaar por, 

ekhan mon e porlo ghar er KATHA; 

shikkak ebong Police niyog korte 

bolleyi, hoye jaaye maatha BYATHA.'

BALA: 'Ei Bhawanipore e 

herey geleyi kintu dal taao 

hoye jaabe SESH; 

taai shikkhak ebong Police er 

chaakri prarthi der daabi meney nik, 

eita ee debo UPODESH.'"- Arindam Sain

SALE OF ARMS AND AMMUNITION WILL BOOM USA ECONOMY AS USA WANTS THIS CHAOTIC SITUATION TO EXIST !!!

"Taliban terrorists listened to his song 

and then killed that folk music ARTIST; 

the weakest President of USA is weeping 

publicly, really, Joe Biden is a DRAMATIST. 

What a secret deal between USA and Taliban, 

that is why, USA is in the ISIS hit LIST; 

Afghans and Tajiks will never accept defeat 

as they know how to fightback and RESIST. 

No one has faith on the public statements 

made by the Taliban as each and every 

Taliban is still a TERRORIST; 

women are having no freedom in 

Afghanistan and Taliban people have also 

threatened a popular female JOURNALIST. 

It was the master plan of USA along with 

the Taliban to bring an administrative 

and political TWIST; 

sale of arms and ammunition 

will boom USA economy as USA wants 

this chaotic situation to EXIST."- Arindam Sain

ONTOTO PROTI MAASH E, OI 'LAKKHI BHANDAR' ER TAAKA E HOYE JAABE EKTA SARI !!!

"Kochikacha theke BUROBURI; 

sabai korche HUROHURI; 

Totowala taanche BIRI; 

lok e lokaranya Block Office er SIRI. 

Baari r mahila der sanchay r 

khaata khulun TARATARI; 

ontoto proti maash e, oi 'Lakkhi Bhandar' 

er taaka e hoye jaabe ekta SARI. 

Tamon kono niyog neyi thik ee, 

kintu chaturdike 'Shree' jukto 

prakalpa r CHHORACHHORI; 

maasik bhaata aar chaal daal toh 

sarkar diccheyi, naai baa thaklo 

pocket e tamon KORI. 

'Cut Money' r naam e hoyto ektu 

adhtu korche taara KAARAKAARI; 

kaake aar naalish jaanaben, aasol daftar taa 

kintu seyi neel saada BAARI."- Arindam Sain