SADHARAN MAANUSH ER MAHAJOT JODI HOY, HOYTO JAABE HEREY, SEI TAAI EKHAN SAB THEKE BARO BHOY !!!

"Hoye jaa tora BHNYARHA; 

noile kore debe NYARHA. 

Kha mangsho baa MUGHLAI; 

tobeyi toh kora jaabe toder magaj DHOLAI. 

Chakri kore ki hobe, 

pacchish toh 'bekaar BHAATA'; 

charidike sudhu murgi dhar 

aar khol durniti r KHAATA. 

Jegulo korche durniti 

aar anyay r PRATIBAAD; 

posha goonda der diye taader 

ke kore dicche BARBAAD. 

Beshi kichu korte paarbena 

ora, kaaron ora toh 'BHETO'; 

ora ee bhoy bolbe, 'ki suswaadu ranna 

hoyeche', jato ee hok tarkaari taa TETO. 

Paash er rajya r 

theke, ekhaane petrol 

aar diesel er daam BESHI; 

ore paagla, rajkosh e taaka aasbe 

ki kore, jodi na ora geley besi kore 

somrash, jaa kina ekdum DESI. 

Taaka diye oder ke niyeche KINEY; 

ora aar kicchu korte PAARBENEY. 

Jeyi na 'Mahajot' tairi koraar 

chesta korche AAJKAAL; 

mithye case diye dicche, bujhie 

dicche kato dhaan e, kato CHAAL. 

Tobe sadharan maanush 

er mahajot jodi HOY; 

hoyto jaabe herey, sei taai ekhan 

sab theke baro BHOY."- Arindam Sain

LOAN APPLICATION AND AUTOMATED LOAN APPRAISAL THROUGH BANKING APP !!!

"AI ROBOT: 'Hi, hope you are 

doing well, I am a 'Banking BOT'; 

to know about our banking products, 

type '*IndBank' followed by a DOT. 

BANK CUSTOMER: 'I have seen 

all the products, I want to avail 

a loan for doing AGRICULTURE; 

I don't want to borrow money 

from any village money lender 

as they are like any VULTURE.'

AI ROBOT: 'Just upload the soft copy 

of your Voter ID, Aadhaar ID and PAN; 

good news, you have a good credit score, 

upload your digital parcha, let me just SCAN.'

BANK CUSTOMER: 'Wow, my entire loan 

document is ready within 2 minutes, you are 

asking me to digitally sign on the mobile SCREEN;  

after signing it, I have received an email 

of the digitally signed loan documents, 

a new type of banking I have ever SEEN.' 

AI ROBOT: 'The loan process is not 

over yet, visit the allocated branch where 

they will take the printout of your automated 

loan appraisal and loan APPLICATION; 

your loan account will be opened 

after signing DPN, Ack of Debt, 

Debt Continuity, Ack of Sanction 

and loan biometric AUTHENTICATION. 

A guarantor also has to visit the 

branch with his/her KYC DOCUMENT; 

if his/her credit score is not good, then you 

have to make another guarantor ARRANGEMENT. 

BM and ABM/AFO will sign your 

loan documents and upload it to 

get the DAMC approval LETTER; 

after the approval, your KCC loan is disbursed, 

if you repay the interest every month, then for 

you, it will be beneficial and BETTER.'"- Arindam Sain

TO IMPROVE NET PROFITABILITY OF ANY BUSINESS; YOU HAVE TO IMPLEMENT SOFTWARE TO GET AN 'AUTOMATED PROCESS' !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'To improve 

net profitability of any BUSINESS; 

you have to implement software 

to get an 'Automated PROCESS'. 

When you are focusing on 'profitability 

per employee', you must reduce manpower 

by making some AMENDMENT; 

say, 'HR', 'P&D', 'PREMISES'  to 

be clubbed together to make 

a 'Staff Welfare' DEPARTMENT. 

FINANCIAL ANALYST: 'Yes, clubbing up the 

duties is a good idea, say under the 'Credit 

Control' department, we can include 'Recovery', '

'Credit Appraisal' and 'MONITORING'; 

even we can implement a 'Bot' in the 

company core software itself with 

artificial intelligence, where that 'Bot' will 

digitally do the necessary MENTORING.'

SYSTEM ANALYST: 'As per the latest 

updates from software packages like 

'SAP', many assets or liabilities side 

departments may become OBSOLETE; 

for example, 'Challan Management', 'HR 

department', 'IT software module management', 

etc, will be clubbed and automated, so these 

departments, we have to DELETE.'"- Arindam Sain

MIW DEFEATED DCW BY 7 WICKETS TO LIFT THE FIRST TATA WPL TROPHY ON 26.03.2023 !!!

"DCW team was struggling 

at 35/3 as Issy Wong did 

all the early DAMAGE; 

it was like adding salt to the 

wounds of DCW, when Meg Lanning 

got run out at a very crucial STAGE. 

Within 16 overs, 

the score of 

DCW was 79/9; 

due to a knock of 27 runs 

each by Sikha Pandey and 

Radha Yadav, DCW ended up at 131/9. 

MIW lost 2 early 

wickets while CHASING; 

but, pressure got eased 

due to DCW's sloppy FIELDING. 

When Harmanpreet got 

run out, the match slightly 

drifted towards DCW's FAVOUR; 

but, Nat-Sciver Brunt once 

again proved herself to be 

MIW's super SAVIOUR. 

MIW defeated DCW by 

7 wickets to lift the first TATA 

WPL trophy on 26.03.2023; 

but, you cannot forget another 

super player, Hayley Matthews of MIW, 

whose bowling figure is 5/3."- Arindam Sain

TAKHAN TOH AMRA BUJHTEI PAARINI JE, ERA ETO TA DURNITIGRASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Khub toh 'No vote to BJP' korchili, 

2021 er bidhan sabha r nirbachan er AAGE; 

ekhan toder keyi samaajik boycott korte 

bolche ora, ebaar dyakh kamon LAAGE.'

BABOOL: 'Takhan toh amra 

bujhtei paarini, je, era 

eto ta DURNITIGRASTO; 

amader amole, suparish hoyeche 

thik ee, kintu aagey taara likhito parikkha e, 

bhalo number peye pass kore AASTO.'

BABLA: 'Oi interview r samay, takhan 

10% quota thakto, MLA reference er, kintu 

aagey hote hoto likhito parikkha e UTTIRNO; 

erokom 'saada khaata' joma aar '16 lakh taaka' 

r galpo chilo na kintu, hotath purono kasundi 

ghnaatche kano, sei tai toh baro PRASHNO.' 

BALA: 'Odike kintu Congress dal, 

dheere dheere hocche 

'Gandhi' virus MUKTO; 

eta Congress er jonyo sukhabar, kaaron 

parivartantra theke beriye ele, ei dal er 

sathe onekeyi hobe abaar JUKTO.'"- Arindam Sain

AS A KMC EMPLOYEE, OUR DUTY IS TO KEEP KOLKATA CLEAN AND HYGIENIC !!!

"PSYCHO SANTHALI WOMAN: 'To feed 

these street dogs, I will throw food on 

this street of Kolkata city EVERYDAY; 

no matter, whatever 'pollution fine' is 

imposed on me by Kolkata Municipal 

Corporation (KMC), I am ready to PAY. 

No one gives any objection, whenever 

I throw food on the roads to feed dogs 

in our santhali tribal VILLAGE; 

but, when I am throwing food 

on this street of Kolkata, why 

there is so much public OUTRAGE ?'

EMPLOYEE OF KMC: 'Because this is a 

metro city, neither a tribal village nor a jungle, 

and you are neither living in a hut or a TENT; 

you are in Kolkata, who is that foolish 

landlady who has given access to a portion 

of her house to you on monthly RENT ? 

As a KMC employee, our duty is to keep Kolkata 

clean and hygienic, you better feed those 

street dogs by calling them inside your ROOM; 

then throw foods on the floor, when they 

will go back to the streets, you can easily 

clean the floor with a BROOM.'"- Arindam Sain

MIW WON THE TATA WPL 2023 ELIMINATOR MATCH AGAINST UPW BY 72 RUNS ON 24.03.2023 !!!

"Yastika was in full FLOW; 

the innings by Hayley was quite SLOW. 

Harmanpreet got bowled 

out by ECCLESTONE; 

but, on the other end, the powerful batter, 

Nat-Sciver Brunt was setting up the TONE. 

By playing just 38 deliveries, Nat-Sciver 

Brunt remained unbeaten at 72; 

Amelia Kerr gave a good support 

and as a result, MIW scored 182. 

Except Kiran Navgire, for the other 

UPW batters, the entire MIW 

bowling unit looked very STRONG; 

the day of 24.03.2023 became 

the hattrick day for the 

MIW superstar, Issy WONG. 

MIW won the TATA WPL 2023 

eliminator match by that margin of runs 

which got scored by Nat-Sciver BRUNT; 

Though Issy Wong's bowling figure is 15/4, but, 

it is also the fact, that the counterattacks 

from UPW batters looked so BLUNT."- Arindam Sain

OUR VISION IS TO TRANSFORM OUR KINGDOM INTO A 'RAM RAJYA' WHERE EACH AND EVERYONE IS SAME !!!

"KING: 'Our vision is to transform our 

kingdom into a 'Ram Rajya' where 

each and everyone is SAME; 

devoid of his/her caste, creed, 

religion, skin colour, gender, economic 

condition, occupation and NAME.'

HERMIT: 'But, first, let us complete 

our mission that not a single person 

of our next GENERATION; 

should remain illiterate, 

each and everyone must 

get a good EDUCATION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The real 

thorns are 'huge population' 

and 'dirty POLITICS'; 

it is also true that 'divide and rule' 

and 'illiteracy' have always ruined any 

big economy as per past STATISTICS.'

KING: 'Bhagwan Ram always believed 

himself to be a 'Sevak' to carry out 

'Raj Dharma' for the people of his 

kingdom on a top priority BASIS; 

if 'patriotism', 'passion', 'honesty', 

'dedication', 'discipline' and 'sincerity' 

are the traits of King, then even in a 

desert, he can create an OASIS.'"- Arindam Sain

TO BOOST UP THE ECONOMY AND TO DO NPA RECOVERY BY 'CKYC PORTABILITY', THE RAPID MERGER OF PSU BANKS IS AN ESSENCE !!!

"HERMIT: 'The bankruptcy of 

some banks in USA may again 

create a global RECESSION; 

how to make our Indian banks 

stronger, for that, we must 

have a strategic SESSION.

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'Our policy 

to increase the security reserve in all the 

banks during pandemic period has surely 

proved to be an added ADVANTAGE; 

now, when we clean up our house, 

we are not only cleaning it, but, 

also, side by side, we will try to 

clear out any type of GARBAGE.' 

KING: 'Taking note of the recent 

bankruptcy cases in USA, the privatization 

of PSU Banks will surely be a DISASTER; 

because, you never know, when the 

Managing Director of a private bank 

will turn out to be a big FRAUDSTER.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'By just merging 

the existing PSU banks, let us make 

4 large PSU Banks which will have 

a healthy global PRESENCE; 

to boost up the economy and 

to do NPA recovery by 'CKYC 

Portability', the rapid merger of 

PSU Banks is an ESSENCE.'"- Arindam Sain

SADHARAN MAANUSH JE JOT BEDHECHE CHOR E DER BIRUDDHE !!!

"Kolkata r por sab theke 

beshi kaalo taaka jekhane ache, 

seyi jela r naam holo BIRBHUM; 

jodi o Sagardighi jayega ta Murshidabad 

jela e, tobu o uponirbachan er falafal 

kereche oneker ee GHUM. 

Sadharan maanush je jot 

bedheche chor e der BIRUDDHE; 

durnitigrasto lokjon parajito 

hobe ebar, ei YUDDHE. 

Goru, baali, pathar, kaila, 

sab ee hoye jaaye PACHAAR; 

protibaad korlei sadharan manush er 

bhaggye jote sudhu ee ATYACHAAR. 

Keu ee upobhog korte paarena 

beshidin, oi kaalo TAAKA; 

CBI aar ED maath e naamtei, ghure 

gache oneker ee bhaggyer CHAAKA. 

Lobh e paap, paap e mrityu, 

taao kano je eto LOBH; 

taai hoyto chaturdike eto dharna 

mancha, eto anashan aar BIKKHOBH. 

Probol ghurnijhar e parinoto 

hotei pare, jeta ke ora bhabche 

gobheer NIMNOCHAAP; 

narak e noy, ei dharani tei korte 

hobe taader ke prayaschitto, jaara 

etodin dhore koreche PAAP."- Arindam Sain

E TOH EKKEBARE DURNITI R BATOBRIKKHO; E JANO THAG BAACHTE GNAA UJAAR MASHAI !!!

"Tripura e giye korchilo 

lok dekhano RANNA; 

aar ekhane chor e der jonnyo 

korche kumir er KANNA. 

Sadharan maanush 

korbena MAAF; 

korle durniti aar atyachaar, 

EVM er dwara kore debe SAAF. 

Ke je ei durniti r vidyalay r 

aasol ADHYAKKO; 

taake besh bhalo korei chene 

oi Kesto r KOSHADHYAKKO. 

Prashno holo, jaader chakri 

gelo, taara ki korbena seyi 

ghus er taaka ADAAYE;  

okhanei toh bhoy, jodi era taaka 

ferot chaite aase, tahole toh 

nite hobe prashashanik BIDAAYE. 

Chakri r chakravyuh teh 

pore hoyto onek police er 

kshetre, bnedhe gache HAAT; 

kintu ekbaar jodi Police jhaapta 

maare, taholei kintu ekdum 

daaba khela r 'KISTIMAAT'. 

Hoyto mukh e chokh e prakash korchena, 

ora bhabche je, bangabhoomi r sadharan 

maanush gulo satyi ee kato SHAANTOSHISTO; 

kintu jaara nyajyo chakri paayeni, jaara prapyo 

mahargya bhaata paayeni, jaader byabsayik gaari  

teh dite hocche otirikto kar, taara kintu ATISTO. 

Samasya holo ei, je, eta toh durniti r 

chhara gaach noy, je upre felben, e toh 

ekkebare durniti r BATOBRIKKHO; 

e jano thag baachte gnaa ujaar mashai, 

jano opekkha e royeche Tihar jail er 

ek ekti KOKKHO."- Arindam Sain

SILIGURI THEKE SABANG; AAJ KE JE PRAAYE, SABAI MAKHCHE KATO RANG

"GHANASHYAM: 'Eso hey eso, 

kache eso, hey mor SAKHI; 

eso eso, tomake aaji e faagun 

din e, aro kaach theke DEKHI.'

RADHIKA: 'Nischoi tumi rang 

makhaabe amaar GAAL E; 

tai toh boli, hotath eto prem uthle uthlo 

kano, royecho tumi rang lagabar TAAL E.' 

GHANASHYAM: 'Aah ! na hoy ektu 

maakhle, Siliguri theke SABANG; 

aajke je praaye sabai 

makhche kato RANG.'

RADHIKA: 'Amra mahila ra, nijeder 

twak er jatno niyi khub, tomader 

mato noy, niye eso barong ABIR; 

oi bhyajaal rang lagiye, amar 

twak er barota bajiye, bhebona, 

je tumi hoye jaabe kono BIR.'"- Arindam Sain

PERFORMANCE, PERFORMANCE, PERFORMANCE, I LIKE PERFORMANCE !!!

"KING: 'Performance, performance, 

performance, I like PERFORMANCE; 

I don't like to see that common people 

are always busy in making GRIEVANCE. 

No matter which political party is in power, 

unless there is any rapid DEVELOPMENT; 

then, in the next upcoming election 

results, they will surely LAMENT.'

HERMIT: 'Among the common people, 

we have to create an AWARENESS; 

getting monthly allowances to 

become lazy is MEANINGLESS. 

Recruitment in various sectors 

must be there every YEAR; 

otherwise, the bad days for the 

economy of the kingdom are very NEAR.'

CHIEF WARRIOR: 'Corruption is also a 

big issue and taking strict legal actions 

on these culprits is a NECESSITY; 

law is law and it should be the same 

for all, no matter, whether he or she 

is a common man or a CELEBRITY. 

Wherever there is any 

corruption, the common 

people must not TOLERATE; 

the judges of the learned courts must also 

realize that the justice is actually denied, 

if the justice is given very LATE.'"- Arindam Sain