CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE AND DRESS; CHANGE YOUR WORKPLACE AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS !!!

"Change your 

lifestyle and DRESS; 

change your workplace 

and residential ADDRESS. 

You can't change the idiots, but, you can 

change your own world at your own WILL; 

an old pen can be useful again, 

if you get the perfect REFILL. 

Change is constant and rapid 

changes are really GOOD; 

as it maintains an equilibrium of economy, 

so, you don't need any 'ROBINHOOD'. 

History is the witness 

that the rationality of any tribe 

improves with repeated MIGRATION; 

remaining inside the well, just like a 

frog brings illiteracy, conservative 

mindset and tribal DEGRADATION. 

Need of the hour is to provide 

transfer posting to all the government 

employees to any non-home state, 

to create a cosmopolitan CULTURE; 

and this mixing up of different people 

from several communities will help to 

transform India into a super power 

nation in the near FUTURE."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS KEEP IT IN MIND THAT IT IS AN OFFENSE TO PARK ANY VEHICLE IN ANY 'NO PARKING' ZONE !!!

"A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'As you have 

broken the rule, you have to pay a FINE; 

not too much at all, 

just pay Rs. 499/-.'

A HOOLIGAN: 'You don't know me, only one 

phone is enough to give you a bad transfer 

posting, by the way, this is a street of 

the Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION; 

who cares about you such cops, 

I can park any two wheeler or four 

wheeler in a 'No Parking' zone as 

a citizen of India NATION.'

A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'Rule is 

same for all and we are not afraid of 

any bad transfer posting, you can dial 

any number in your mobile PHONE; 

allow us to do our duty politely, else you 

know what we can do, always keep it in 

mind that it is an offense to park any 

vehicle in any 'No Parking' ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

MUNNABHAI MANAGER !!!

"CHIRKOOT: 'Oh ! God ! It is 

so painful for any bank to see 

such a huge NPA AMOUNT; 

excuse me, what is the 

procedure to do a successful 

recovery in any NPA ACCOUNT ?'

PROFESSOR: 'Always remember, 

that we are not here to make friends, 

we are here to do banking BUSINESS; 

aggressive cash recovery of all loan 

accounts is the best strategy to come 

out of this asset quality STRESS.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Chirkoot, kya training class 

mein khaali poochta raheta hain SAWAAL; 

customer logon ko samjhaane kaa re, ki kaise 

woh ush karz kaa kar sakta hai sahi ISTEMAAL; 

taah ki uski business mein khub munaafa 

ho, aur woh ho jaaye MAALAMAAL; 

koi bank ka paisa le ke lautaayega nahi, toh 

humlog hain naa, karne ke liye BAAWAAL.'

CIRCUIT: 'Kya re Chirkoot, Bhai ne 

bola hain, loan recovery karne 

kaa, toh karne KAA; 

tere ko bhi 'Munnabhai Manager' 

maafik banne kaa kya, bole toh, 

ekdum tension nahi lene KAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO JE KONO KARMOSANSTHAN NEYI KE JAANE, AAR BANGAALI RAA O KHUSHI, OI 500 BAA 1000 TAAKA BHAATA PEYE, PROTI MAASHE !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Amaar meye duto r biye 

hoyeche sab Kolkata r baaire, apnaar aar 

ki chintaa mashaai, duikhaana PUTRO; 

amaar choto kanya abaar jaake prem 

kore biye koreche, se ek kaal e chilo 

amaar besh bhalo CHHATRO. 

Duto meye, taader baccha aar bor 

niye dekhte aase ei buro buri ke, 

bachor e, oi teen chaar BAAR; 

amaar baro naatni taa Kolkata r ekta bikhyaato 

college e bhorti hobaar sujog peyeche, taai ei 

buro daadu, deeda r kaacheyi thaakbe EBAAR.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Amaar duto 

chhele ee kintu oi 'Computer 

Science' baa 'IT' niyeyi 

korlo PORASHONA; 

chaakri sutrey, baro taa thaake 

America e, aar choto taa thaake 

Bengaluru teh, eto baro fnaaka ghar taa, 

aami aar amaar stree ee kori DEKHASONA. 

Tomaar meyeder toh tobu tumi 

bachor e teen chaar baar paayo 

dekhte, kintu amaar duto chhele 

toh bachor e, oi ekbaar koreyi AASE; 

ei Bangabhoomi teh kano je kono 

karmosansthan neyi ke jaane, aar Bangaali 

raa o khushi, oi 500 baa 1000 taaka bhaata 

peye, proti MAASHE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS AFRICAN JUNGLE JUST LOOKS AWESOME AND AMAZING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT !!!

"AFRICAN LION: 'Instead of clicking 

the photos of supermodels, you 

chose wildlife PHOTOGRAPHY; 

I am impressed with your passion 

for it and becoming very keen to 

know more about your BIOGRAPHY.'

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Without 

adventure, risk and thrilling experiences 

in human life, there is no FUN; 

I have always loved to explore new things, 

new places, new ambience instead of sitting 

idle and enjoying berbeque chicken with BUN. 

But, one thing I liked about you 

that you have never attacked US; 

we felt as if you are a well 

trained lion of any CIRCUS.'

AFRICAN LION: 'I can hunt 

you down at any MOMENT; 

but, I don't regard it 

as any ACHIEVEMENT. 

Without wisdom in your mind and 

a heart filled with kingly gesture, a 

king is never regarded as a real KING; 

my wife generally hunts at night, she saw 

you guys in front of a bonfire near the camp, 

where you guys were singing and DANCING.' 

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Yeah ! 

We, the wildlife lovers do enjoy 

the party time at NIGHT; 

this African jungle just 

looks awesome and amazing 

under the MOONLIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

'MAA DURGA' EBAAR AASBEN 'MAA KALI' R RUP E, SAB BANGAALI HINDU DER KE SHAKTI DEBEN UNI, JAI 'MAA SHAMSHAAN KALI' !!!

"TANTRIK: 'Bhaabchi, ebaar er 

'Samshaan Kali' pujo e, firiye aanbo 

seyi purono protha, jaar naam 'NAROBALI'; 

'Maa Durga' ebaar aasben 'Maa Kali' r rup e, 

sab Bangaali Hindu der ke shakti deben 

uni, Jai 'Maa Shamshaan KALI.'' 

PUROHIT: 'Saara viswa te sabaai 

Bharatbarsha ke shraddha kore, kato 

samman daaye, jehetu aamra sanatani, 

sabaai ke eksaathe niye cholbaar 

maanosikota RAAKHI; 

kintu amader moddhye ekotaa r kano eto 

obhaabh, 'rajnoitik magaj dholai' r baaire ese, 

ekjot hote hobe amader, baari te bishadhar 

saap dhukle, eta murkhota bote, jodi aamra 

chupchaap bosey THAAKI.'"- Arindam Sain

PREPARE A HIGH LEVEL LIST AND ASSIGN THE OFFICERS WHO HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'There is 

no need to waste money and 

time by doing ARREST; 

prepare a high level list 

and assign the officers who 

have always been the BEST.'

UNDERCOVER AGENT: 'But, there 

must be no media COVERAGE; 

only their photos may be published 

in any 'Missing Case' PAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS NEW INDIA BELIEVES IN DIRECT MASS KILLINGS OF MOSQUITOES, SO, WE DON'T NEED ANY MOSQUITO COIL !!!

"A BANGLADESHI BORDER COP: 'In terms 

of vigilance and administration, the 

current Bangladesh government 

is very much WEAK; 

that is a very important reason 

why the Pakistan government is 

targeting to create terrorist camps 

here and the terrorism is at its PEAK.'

AN INDIAN AIR FORCE FIGHTER: 'You 

the new generation of Bangladeshi 

people don't even pay respect to the 

'Bengali revolution' against West PAKISTAN; 

if the Bangladesh government keeps on 

giving indirect support to Pakistani 

terrorists, then, one day, your Bangladesh 

will become a 2nd TALIBANISTAN. 

Be very careful, our Indian Armed 

forces can anytime do surgical 

strikes on Bangladeshi SOIL; 

this new India believes in direct mass 

killings of the mosquitoes, so, we 

don't need any mosquito COIL.'"- Arindam Sain

EK VAADA ZAROOR NIBHAANA, KE TUMHARE DIL MEIN SIRF HUM HEE KARENGE RAJ !!!

"RAJPUT RAJPUTRA: 'Rajput hain hum, 

joh ladki hamaare saamne nahi JHUKEGI; 

usse kabhi bhi hamaara 

pyar nahi MILEGI. 

Agar har waqt 

jung LADEGI; 

toh dil ke maamle mein, 

saara jeevan PACHTAAYEGI.'

RAJPUT RAJKANYA: 'Agar thoda 

jhukne se pyar milegi, toh 

humko kyon hogi AITRAAZ; 

par saari zindegi, ek vaada zaroor 

nibhaana, ki tumhare dil mein 

sirf hum hee karenge RAJ. 

Thoda dimaag laagao, koi bhi ladki 

aake jhukh jaayegi, aur karegi nautanki, 

kyon ki usse bhi pataa hain Rajput 

riyaasat ki reeti aur RIWAAZ; 

chinta mat karo, saccha pyar kiye hain 

tumse, jab bhi koi khatra dikhegi, sab se 

pehle hum hee tumko karenge saavdhaan, 

de ke pyar ki AWAAZ.'"- Arindam Sain

CSK LIFTED THE IPL 2021 TROPHY ON 15.10.2021 BY DEFEATING KKR WHICH MADE A GREAT COMEBACK IN THIS IPL 2021 TOURNAMENT !!!

"Faf du Plessis completely 

dominated in the final GAME; 

as all the KKR bowlers 

failed to TAME. 

In the score of 192 runs by CSK, 

du Plessis alone scored 86; 

in the KKR team, only Sunil Narine looked 

impressive with a bowling figure of 2/26. 

While chasing, till the first 10 overs, 

KKR was competing WELL; 

after the dismissal of Venkatesh, 

so many KKR wickets started to FELL. 

On 15.10.2021, CSK seamers 

took off the PACE; 

and in comparison to the 

KKR seamers, they won the RACE. 

KKR looked just like the Indian cricket team 

of 1990's era, where the middle order used to 

collapse after the dismissal of opening PAIR; 

and as spectators, the Indians 

used to switch off their TV sets 

and leave the living room CHAIR. 

KKR bowlers batted better than 

the KKR middle order BATSMEN; 

had any middle order KKR batsmen stayed, 

it could have been a different story THEN. 

MS Dhoni knew very well about 

the KKR middle order WEAKNESS; 

and the CSK bowlers once again 

did the right BUSINESS. 

It was a tough match for KKR, but, the KKR 

really did a great job under Eoin Morgan's 

captaincy by making a fantastic comeback 

in this IPL 2021 TOURNAMENT; 

CSK lifted the IPL 2021 trophy 

by winning by 27 runs, and once 

again, the captaincy of MS Dhoni 

is just MAGNIFICENT."- Arindam Sain

ARTHANEETI R POLI MAATI EKHAN ACHE NARAM, PROJAA DER ABHIGGYOTA O KARMO KHAMOTA EE EKHAN 'TURUP ER TAASH' !!!

"RAJA: 'Sabaai bhaabe je 

shinghaasan e bosleyi, 

bodhoy khub ee MAJAA; 

kintu shinghaasan je 

kaanta e bhora, kono kaaj 

ee jyano laage naa SOJAA.'

SANNYASI: 'Kaaj kyano oto sahaj 

hobe, kintu thik samay mato 

pariseva jodi naa paaye PROJA; 

taahole sudhu ee hoy thaakbe 

shingaasan e bose thaaka Raja, 

hote paarbena hriday r RAJA.'

RAJA: 'Shinghaasan toh noy, 

jano golaap phool er bagaan, 

phool e royeche KAANTA; 

ei mahamaari r samay, 

kothaao je tamon joyaar dekhina, 

charidikey sudhu BHNAATA.'

SANNYASI: 'Maati jodi naram naa hoto, 

oi mushaaldhaare bristi r jal e, taahole 

ki aar kora jeto eto CHAASH; 

arthaneeti r poli maati ekhan ache naram, 

projaa der abhiggyota o karmo khamota 

ee ekhan 'Turup er TAASH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BONFIRE' SHABDO TAA MASHAAI EKKEBAAREYI BILAATI; REWAAZI KHAASI MAANGSHO R SEEKH KEBAAB E, JOMEY UTHECHE EI MODHUR RAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Jyotsna raati r chaand er 

aalo e, korchi mora CHORUIBHAATI; 

'Bonfire' shabdo taa mashaai 

ekkebaareyi BILAATI; 

rewaazi khaasi maangsho r seekh 

kebaab e, jomey utheche ei modhur RAATI; 

jungle er gaach er fnaak e, fnaak e, jonaaki 

raa dicche aalo, taai laageni aar harkin BAATI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Bhalo ee dhorecho 

dekhchi, tumi ei gaan KHAANI; 

tomaare je dosh diyina, oi 'French 

Red Wine' er gunn aamra o JAANI; 

ei French aangur rash er aangur gulo 

bhalo ee chilo misti, jaar kaache 

haar meney jaabe CHINI; 

bhaasan parbo sesh holo aaj, saamne 

lakkhipujo, por er bachor abaar eso, hey 

'Maa Durge DURGATINASHINI.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 13.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shaw and Stoinis each 

managed to contribute only 18; 

so many dot balls, wow ! what a good bowling 

performance by KKR bowlers it has BEEN. 

Overall, the KKR bowling, especially 

of Chakravarthy was FINE; 

Hetmyer managed to score some 

runs quickly after getting a LIFELINE. 

13.10.2021 was surely the day of two 

cricketers having the surname 'IYER'; 

Venkatesh of KKR really has the 

potential to create a bright CAREER. 

Shreyas remained not out at 30, 

whereas Shikhar scored 36; 

the chase of KKR looked so cool with 

Venky scoring 55 and Gill scoring 46. 

There were no potholes in the road, but, 

whosoever was sitting in the driver seat 

of the KKR team bus, was driving it ROUGH; 

be careful KKR, because your next opponent 

team is CSK under MS Dhoni's captaincy, 

and that war will be very very TOUGH. 

Though, KKR won by 3 wickets, but, 

4 KKR batsmen went out at their 

individual score of 0 run, what a SHAME; 

why Tripathi was so tensed, only he knows, 

but, luckily, a last moment 6 from him 

helped KKR to win the GAME."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST RCB ON 11.10.2021 !!!

"Kohli and Padikkal wanted the 

power play to be fully CAPITALIZED; 

but, due to Ferguson and Narine, the 

RCB strategy boat CAPSIZED. 

Sunil Narine's 21/4 includes 

the clean bowled out wickets of 

Virat Kohli and de Villiers TOO; 

Lockie Ferguson bowled out Devdutt 

Padikkal and gave a good support at the 

other end with a bowling figure of 30/2. 

Chahal tightened it up 

and the KKR batsmen felt 

the pressure a little BIT; 

so many easy catches got dropped, 

but, still, Harshal Patel's bowling 

spell is absolutely SUPERHIT. 

Venkatesh Iyer was playing some 

shots which looked quite CASUAL; 

Sunil Narine has hit three back to back six 

which is his normal batting style as USUAL. 

Siraj stunned the Eoin Morgan's teammates 

on 11.10.2021 by taking two quick 

wickets all of a SUDDEN; 

KKR won by 4 wickets as Shakib Al Hasan 

has hit a valuable boundary to bring back the 

winning smile at KKR DEN."- Arindam Sain

CSK WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 10.10.2021 !!!

"Both Shikhar and Shreyas misjudged 

the swinging deliveries of HAZLEWOOD; 

but, Prithvi kept on swinging his bat to 

score 60 which is quite valuable and GOOD. 

It hardly matters whether 

you are a DC fan or NOT; 

Rishabh has hit a six with 

a single bottom handed SHOT. 

Shimron contributed well to make 

the DC score, a very competitive ONE; 

and Rishabh remained unbeaten 

at his individual knock of 51. 

Du Plessis got bowled at a late 

inswing delivery with a perfect LENGTH; 

that is a real beauty of Nortje's 

bowling STRENGTH. 

Robin came back in his 

good batting form in this MATCH; 

both Shreyas and Axar each 

took an amazing CATCH. 

Ruturaj rocked the show with 

his 70 and Robin scored 63; 

Tom Curran impressed his skipper 

with his bowling figure of 29/3. 

The match on 10.10.2021 went 

to the last over and indeed 

became somewhat THRILLING; 

CSK won by 4 wickets as MS Dhoni 

finished it in his own style to emerge 

victorious again like a KING."- Arindam Sain

SABAAR MON E EKTA EE ASHA, JE EBAAR SESH HOIBE 'CORONA' VIRUS !!!

"Dharani teh aailo shaanti, jakhan 

hoilo Mahishasur er BINAASH; 

prakriti o hoilo anandito, korilo 

tahaar BOHIPRAKASH; 

saada tulaa r nyay megh, aar 

sobuj ghaash er majhe saada KAASH; 

proti byatsor sarat kaal e, Maa Durga martya 

teh koren bhraman, chaariya 'KAILASH'. 

Sabaar mon e ektaa ee asha, je ebaar 

sesh hoibe 'Corona' VIRUS; 

ei mahamaari, samaaj er proti ti sthar 

er maanush jon ke koriyache GRAAS; 

proti eksho byatsor por por hoiyaache 

mahamaari, niyati r e ki PARIHAAS; 

saabdhanota abolombon korite hoibe, hoyto

aar maatro koyekta MAASH."- Arindam Sain

SIMPLE SOFTWARE AND SMART BANKING; CAN ONLY IMPROVE BUSINESS MARKET RANKING !!!

"Mr. X: 'The concept of 'CAPC' 

was not there in our BANK; 

but, after its implementation, somehow, 

we can sense why that ship SANK. 

Mr.Y: 'In our Bank, 'CAPC' was only there to 

verify the KYC documents, photo, signature of 

newly opened Savings Accounts only, not for 

'Inoperative' accounts or CIF AMENDMENT; 

your Bank acquired our Bank and then made 

CAPC process more complex and redundant 

to waste time unnecessarily, surely, a big 

blunder made by the top MANAGEMENT.'

Mr. X: 'It is better to give the control of 'CIF 

amendment' and 'Inoperative to Operative' 

process to the branch level as basically, 

we are doing customer HARASSMENT; 

even the CBS software has not been upgraded, 

still acting like a miser, the banking app is 

still pathetic, so, are they waiting for 

another merger by the Indian GOVERNMENT.'

Mr. Y: 'Simple software 

and smart BANKING; 

can only improve business 

market RANKING.'"- Arindam Sain

THE CONCEPT OF 'LIVE IN' AND 'ADULTERY' IS GETTING RESPECT DUE TO DELAY IN DIVORCE CASES SETTLEMENT, SO, ALL ARE ENJOYING SECRETLY TO STAY HEALTHY AND FIT !!!

"COP: 'This is a surprise raid, see, 

we have caught you both inside a 

lodge room at this midnight TIME.'

MARRIED WOMAN: 'How funny ! He is my 

boyfriend and even though he is also married, 

like me, but adultery is no more a CRIME.'

COP: 'Strange ! You both have good 

foods to eat at home, but, still you 

guys are eating outside, still, both 

of you are so HUNGRY.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us are from 

Hindu community and our respective 

divorce cases are going on and on, so, 

on the judicial system, we are very ANGRY.'

COP: 'Yeah ! I do agree that the 

Indian judicial system is very 

slow indeed and the 'Hindu 

Marriage Act' is just a BULLSHIT.' 

MARRIED WOMAN: 'The concept of 'Live In' 

and 'Adultery' is getting respect due to 

delay in divorce cases settlement, so, all 

are enjoying secretly to stay healthy and FIT.'

COP: 'Actually, as a human being, I can 

understand the romantic feeling, but, 

as a cop, I am just doing my duty 

for our Police DEPARTMENT.'

MARRIED MAN: 'Both of us stay in a joint 

family, that's why we came here, but, as per 

social norms, it is better to have a rented or 

owned flat or APARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

KKR THRASHED RR BY 86 RUNS AT SHARJAH ON 07.10.2021 !!!

"Sharjah has always 

been a sporting GROUND; 

so both Shubman and Venkatesh 

milked the ball AROUND. 

Rahul Tewatia bowled Venkatesh Iyer, 

but, on KKR, it hardly had any IMPACT; 

as Shubman Gill delivered again with 

half a ton as he is in a great form in FACT. 

What a fantastic delivery by Sakariya to 

get Tripathi bowled out at his knock of 21; 

Dinesh and Eoin played sensibly 

to take the KKR score to 171. 

Shakib Al Hasan succeeded in 

reading the mind of the BATSMAN; 

the ducked dismissal of Yashasvi Jaiswal 

disappointed each and every RR FAN. 

It looked as if the KKR bowlers were 

competing with each OTHER; 

as Lockie Ferguson and Shivam Mavi started 

taking RR wickets one after ANOTHER. 

When RR team lost 7 wickets 

at their score of 35; 

the brave RR warrior, Rahul Tewatia 

came to the battlefield to fight and SURVIVE. 

KKR bowlers continued their aggressive 

bowling to make it harder for the 

RR tail-enders to DEFEND; 

though, Rahul Tewatia alone scored 44 runs, 

but, RR lost by 86 runs on 07.10.2021, as all 

wickets fell at the other END."- Arindam Sain

SRH WON BY 4 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 06.10.2021 !!!

"Harshal showed his class again by 

bagging 3 wickets which includes 

Williamson at his knock of 31. 

Christian took 2 valuable wickets, 

though Roy's 44 and Holder's 16 

helped SRH to score 141. 

Bhuvaneswar hunted down 

Kohli to give a perfect 

start for SRH TEAM; 

wickets were falling at the 

other end, but, Padikkal was 

rowing the boat well UPSTREAM. 

The run out of Maxwell by 

Williamson on 06.10.2021 

just turned RCB's FATE; 

SRH won by 4 runs, as de Villiers failed 

to defeat Bhuvaneswar, the royal guard 

of SRH fortress GATE."- Arindam Sain

KICHU MURKHO LOK ER BAARUK EKTU VIDYA O BUDDHI, TOBE JODI EI DURGA PUJO E, SABAAR MUKH E FOTE HAASI !!!

"MAHADEV: 'Ki byapar, hey mor 

priyo ardhangini, Nandi r kaache 

khabor pelaam, je tumi naaki eibaar 

martya teh jaccho niye ekti NOUKA !'

PARVATI: 'Aha patidev, ei jonnyo ee boli, 

je maajhemoddhe 'Swarga TV' Channel er 

khabor taa ektu dekho, boli oto jal jomle 

ki aar goraabe rath er CHAAKA.'

LAKKHI: 'Bujhle baba, tumi barong 

Varun kaaku aar Indra kaaku ke 

boleyi daao, je ei Durga pujo r kota 

din koruk ektu bhaalo kore AARAM.'

KARTIK: 'Aar ekta bhoy o royeche, keyu 

durattwobidhi maanchena, mukh dheke 

raakhchena, abaar sankraman baarate paare 

Corona virus, abaar baarte paare BYARAM.'

GANESH: 'O jaai hok naa kano, aami 

sab saamle debo, aami kintu oi prasad er 

thaala e, onekgulo laddoo peleyi KHUSHI.'

SARASWATI: 'Kichu murkho lok er baaruk 

ektu vidya o buddhi, tobe jodi ei Durga pujo e, 

sabaar mukh e fote HAASI.'"- Arindam Sain

DC WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 04.10.2021 !!!

"Axar and Ashwin of DC bowled WELL; 

and within 9 overs, for CSK, 4 wickets FELL. 

Ambati Rayudu's knock of 55; 

helped CSK to end at 136/5. 

It was not so easy for DC, even 

though, it was a low scoring MATCH; 

as if Moeen Ali's hand was always 

ready to take any sensational CATCH. 

Shikhar Dhawan was on the driver SEAT; 

but Shardul Thakur's 13/2 was a terrific FEAT. 

The battle of 'Shimron Hetmyer 

Vs Dwayne Bravo' on 04.10.2021 

looked so EXCITING; 

DC won by 3 wickets as 

Rabada hits a boundary when DC fans 

were doing NAIL-BITING."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 03.10.2021 !!!

"In the initial overs, SRH batsmen were 

not allowed to do much PROGRESS; 

as both Tim Southee and Shivam Mavi 

of KKR got early SUCCESS. 

Through the offside area, 

Kane Williamson was in full FLOW; 

the direct throw at the stumps by 

Shakib Al Hasan gave SRH a big BLOW. 

KKR spinners tightened up 

the SRH batting ORDER; 

some good catches were taken by 

KKR fielders at the boundary BORDER. 

Though, it was a clinical batting 

performance by Shubman GILL; 

but, due to some good bowling by the SRH 

bowlers, the competition was tough STILL. 

On 03.10.2021, Siddharth Kaul's 

bowling was so IMPRESSIVE; 

KKR won by 6 wickets with a steady run chase, 

without being too AGGRESSIVE."- Arindam Sain

POURASABHA GULO TEH EBAAR EKTU PARIVARTAN DARKAAR; NOILE KOLKATA KE VENICE BAANIYE CHHARBE EI SARKAR !!!

"BABLOO: 'Je chilo oth pete, 

holo taar SWAPNOBHANGO; 

rajneeti r baaire o ekta sukkho samikaran 

thaake, jeta kina rajneeti r ee ekta ANGO.'

BABOOL: 'Parikkha e besh bhalo number 

peye pass korbe, seta toh sabaai besh 

aagey thekeyi JAANE; 

ki jaani, ei niye eto 

nachanachi korbaar 

ee baa ki aache MAANE.'

BABLA: 'Jato ee koruk ullas, oto sahaj 

noy pouchono Delhi r dhaare KAACHE; 

jeta ke dobaa mon e korche, seta 

kintu ekhano nadi ee ACHE.'

BALA: 'Pourasabha gulo e 

ebaar ektu parivartan DARKAAR; 

noile Kolkata ke Venice baaniye 

chharhbe ei SARKAR.'"- Arindam Sain

RR WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST CSK ON 02.10.2021 !!!

"The start of the innings 

by CSK openers against 

RR looked DECENT; 

Rahul Tewatia kept on taking 

wickets, but, the entertainment by 

Ruturaj Gaikwad was 100 PERCENT. 

It was really tough to tame 

Ruturaj Gaikwad, by the bowlers 

of the team led by Sanju SAMSON; 

and Ruturaj Gaikwad with his exquisite 

batting display, remained unbeaten 

at his individual TON. 

In reply to CSK, 

to a target of 190; 

Yashasvi Jaiswal gave a 

perfect start for RR with his quick 50. 

On 02.10.2021, RR fans 

surely have a reason to CHEER; 

as RR won by 7 wickets due to terrific batting by 

Shivam Dube without any FEAR."- Arindam Sain

'KENDRIYA SARKAR' O 'RAJYA SARKAR' GULO 'PETROL' AAR 'DIESEL' KE 'GST' R AAYOTAAY NIYE AASUK !!!

"KALIKINKAR: ''Money ke maage heetey', 

taar maane, ei mon chaaiche TAAKA; 

aasole 'mahamaari' aar 'mulyabriddhi' r 

jonnyo, madhyabitto r pocket hocche FNAAKA. 

Onekeyi sunche 

ei Sri Lanka r GAAN; 

arthaneeti r dikey ebaar ektu sabai 

nazar dik, se 'baam' hok baa 'DAAN'.

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Kendriya sarkar aar 

rajya sarkar gulo 'Petrol' aar 'Diesel' 

ke 'GST' r aayotaay niye AASUK; 

taahole kintu 'mulyabriddhi' r 

samasya eto taa hobena, 'GST 

Council' ei bisoy alochona e BOSUK. 

Ei je Sri Lanka r gaan, er artho 

jaai hok naa kano, aasol krititwo 

paaoyaar joggyo kintu SUROKAAR; 

oi gaayika r kanthoswar o bhaalo maaniyeche ei 

sur er saathe, ebong ei sur e, bibhinno bhasha 

e gaan o hocche onek PROKAAR."- Arindam Sain