ETA THIK SEYI, GHAR ER KHEYE BON ER MOSH TAARANO R MATO; BHAGGYO BHAALO JE TRIPURA R LOKJON EDER KE BOLENI 'BAHIRAGATO' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Eta thik seyi, ghar er 

kheye bon er mosh taarano r MATO; 

bhaggyo bhaalo je Tripura r lokjon 

eder ke boleni 'BAHIRAGATO'.'

BABOOL: '2023 e Tripura e vote, 2024 e 

Lok Sabha vote, ekhan ei 2021 e ki, 

ei sab niye bhabh baar KATHA; 

taai kono dal er netaa bisesh 

patta o dicche naa, ekhan eisab 

niye taader neyi kono maatha BYATHA.'

BABLA: 'Katogulo pourasabha r 

vote ee holo naa ekhano 

parjyanto, royeche BAAKI; 

aar ei Corona kaal e, khaali uponirbachan er 

bypaar e korche chathphath, abaar 

ki herey jabaar bhoy ache NAAKI.'

BALA: 'Druto uponirbachan chaaye, 

othocho local train BANDHO; 

ki darun lockdown hocche, jano aamra dekhte 

pacchina, jano aamra ANDHO.'"- Arindam Sain

JAKHAN EE KAALO MEGH GULO PROCHUR BRISTI NIYE AASE; TAKHAN EE DEKHI KOLKATA SAHO JELAA GULO O BESH BHALO EE BHAASE !!!

"Jakhan ee kaalo megh 

gulo prochur bristi niye AASE; 

takhan ee dekhi Kolkata saho 

jelaa gulo o besh bhalo ee BHAASE. 

Saradin dhore bristi hole, khichuri 

khete era khub ee BHALOBAASE; 

behaal nikaashi byabostha, taai 

bristi holeyi jal jome proti MAASHE. 

Kothay jano haariye 

gache onekgulo NAALA; 

kono kono jaayega e, din er por din, jal 

jomeyi thaake, se abaar aar ek JWAALA. 

Kono kaaj ee jakhan korena, takhan 

laagiye deowaa ee bhaalo kichu 

pourasabha office e TAALA; 

kato chechamechi hoy, hoy kato 

bikkhobh, kintu kichu councilor 

gulo bodhoy kaan e KAALA. 

Ahetuk binaa kaaron e, keteyi 

dilo katogulo GAACH; 

ekhan maath er jomaa jal e, 

taai bhaase pukur er MAACH. 

Jemni baarche surya r TAAP; 

temni ghanoghano hocche NIMNOCHAAP. 

Prakriti je ekhan 

gache bejaaye KHEPE; 

taai se taandav o chalacche 

dhaape DHAAPE."- Arindam Sain

PARIKKHA EE DILO NAA OTHOCHO ETOGULO CHHATRO CHHATRI HOYE GALO FAIL, KHUB EE SWABHABIK, JE, MON ER BHETORE JOMECHE KKHOBH !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ekadash shreni teh uthey 

amaar choto cheley taa ditey paarlo 

naa shikkhak der ke beshi kore TEL; 

taai bodhoy amaar medhaabi choto chele 

taa 2021 saal er uccha madhyamik 

parikkha e, kore galo FAIL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Parikkha ee dilo naa 

othocho etogulo chhatro chhatri hoye 

galo fail, khub ee swabhabik, je, 

mon er bhetore jomeche KKHOBH; 

ebong taai jonnyo ee praaye pratidin ee 

khabor pacchi, je school gulo e 

cholchey bhaangchur, shikkhak 

gheraao aar BIKKHOBH.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Bhaablam je ei shikkha 

mantri ontoto ektu bhaalo hobe, 

korbe kichu notun kaaj SHURU; 

kintu uni toh school kotripokkher opor 

dosh chaapiye diyeyi khalaash, sab ee 

dekhchi ek ee goaal er ee GORU.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Eta kintu khaasha 

bolecho bhayaa, accha, ei Corona 

kaal e, class ee toh tamon hoyni, 

mulyaayon taa thik holo KIBHABHE; 

class ee jakhan hoyni, sabai ke koreyi dito 

pass, parikkha diye fail koreche, seta meney 

neowaa jaaye, sabaar uccha madhyamik 

parikkha neowaa hok TOBE.'"- Arindam Sain

AFTER LOSING IN THE NANDIGRAM SEAT, SOMEONE IS DAY DREAMING TOO BIG; IT IS LIKE A BALD HEADED PERSON WEARING A WIG !!!

"After losing in the Nandigram seat, 

someone is day dreaming too BIG; 

it is like a bald headed 

person wearing a WIG. 

In Bangabhoomi, the word, 

'Democracy' is at STAKE; 

when the voters vote for any Lok Sabha 

election, they generally don't do any MISTAKE. 

For the 'Mahagathbandhan' in 2024 Lok Sabha 

election, who will be their real LEADER; 

is a spicy topic indeed to guess and 

gossip for any newspaper READER. 

Will there be a defeat 

again in the BY-ELECTION; 

as there is anger and dissatisfaction 

among a certain SECTION. 

So to popularize indirectly, the 

'Delhi Chalo' campaign is given too 

much hype with a political INTENTION; 

as the war of 'Honest Leader' Vs 'Corrupted 

Leader' has already started, so, again for TMC, 

it will be tough to maintain RETENTION. 

Except NCP and especially INC, 

no other political party is showing 

too much INTEREST; 

majority of the regional parties are happy 

with their local administration where they 

are performing at their level BEST. 

The same age old 'dynasty politics' 

of INC is getting played on 

the 'Punjab CAPTAIN'; 

even after making a talented Bengali politician, 

the President of India, someone from a 

particular dynasty failed to GAIN."- Arindam Sain

WHERE IT ALL WENT !!!

"A LEADER OF X PARTY: 'The amount 

of loan on our state is increasing 

day by day, we don't know HOW; 

we promise that the goons of our party will 

not attack your party workers anymore, so 

stop spying on our corrupted leaders NOW; 

students will be given a credit card for studies, 

income through syndicate is decreasing, 

but, still, we have to manage it SOMEHOW.'

A LEADER OF Y PARTY: 'Almost everyone is 

studying for free and passing the exams without 

studying, so, why a credit card to any STUDENT; 

why there is still shortage of 

vaccines, as already so many 

vaccines have been SENT; 

are some corrupted people selling the 

vaccines somewhere with a high price, 

otherwise, where it all WENT.'"- Arindam Sain

IF THE INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT AND INDIAN ARMY FEELS THAT SOMEONE IS SUSPICIOUS FOR NATIONAL SECURITY, THEY MAY GO FOR 'ETHICAL HACKING' !!!

"'BABLOO: 'There is nothing wrong 

in spying for national security, 

there is nothing so SHOCKING; 

if the Intelligence Department and Indian Army 

feels that someone is suspicious for national 

security, they may go for 'Ethical HACKING.'

BABOOL: 'First of all, a case must be filed 

against that British media ORGANIZATION; 

without any proof, you just cannot spread a 

rumour about 'Pegasus' to create a SENSATION.'

BABLA: 'Point to be noted that in the recent 

'Raj Kundra' case, a British firm is INVOLVED; 

maybe, to divert attention, that app company is 

playing a trick, so that this case get RESOLVED.'

BALA: 'May be or may not be, but, in 

India, some political leaders just jump 

like any popcorn in a frying PAN; 

after hearing any rumour, and then inside the 

Parliament House, they will show as much 

hooliganism as they CAN.'"- Arindam Sain

BEST OF LUCK FOR THE 'TOKYO 2020 OLYMPICS' TO EACH AND EVERY INDIAN OLYMPIAN; GO FOR THE GOLD MEDAL ONLY, AS EVERYONE REMEMBERS ONLY THE CHAMPION !!!

"Best of luck for the 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' 

to each and every Indian OLYMPIAN; 

go for the gold medal only, as everyone 

remembers only the CHAMPION. 

'We are here to win the gold medal', 

that should be the MINDSET; 

forget the past, start from the scratch, 

by pressing the button, known as 'RESET'. 

Be calm outside, but within, 

your mentality must be BOLD; 

as your one and only target is 

to earn that medal of GOLD. 

As the Olympics games is getting 

organized in an Asian country, so, the 

Indian athletes will get good SUPPORT; 

the Japan Government must ensure that no 

one is allowed to enter inside the 'Olympics 

Village' without a valid 'Covid-19' test REPORT. 

All the Indians are expecting that 

the Indian athletes who are participating 

in 'Tokyo 2020 Olympics' will surely 

have some great ACHIEVEMENT; 

and if the Indian athletes succeed in getting 

a good number of gold medals, then on 

15th August 2021, there will be an extra 

celebration and ENJOYMENT." - Arindam Sain

OFFICE MEIN KYA KARNE AATI HO; SIRF GOSSIP, RAMP WALK AUR FASHION SHOW !!!

"FEMALE HR MANAGER: 'It is for us only, 

the employees of this organization 

are feeling so MOTIVATED; 

even we are trying to provide 

training to the employees who are 

less knowledgeable and UNDERRATED.  

Our main focus is to 

reduce the attrition RATE; 

as after the pandemic situation, 

it can become too LATE.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'The attrition 

rate is increasing because of the 

callous HR MANAGEMENT; 

when it comes to proper manpower mapping 

to complete a project, you guys are so 

pathetic in people ARRANGEMENT. 

That's why, we often ask a valid 

question, 'Office mein kya karne aati HO; 

sirf gossip, ramp walk 

aur fashion SHOW.'"- Arindam Sain

SAADHE KI AAR PRAKASHITO HOYNA PRAKASYE, OI MEDHA TAALIKA; EMNI EMNI KI AAR, KICHU LOK HOTATH BAANIYE FELLO ATTALIKA !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ektu dekhben Sir ! 

Praaye paanch bachor aagey diye 

rekhechi ponero lakkho TAAKA; 

etodin er pratikkha r por, kaal 

'Personal Interview' ditey jaabe 

amaar ador er KHOKHA'. 

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aah ! taaka jakhan 

diyeyi diyechen, thaakun nischinto, 

prashno kora hobe khub ee sahaj SARAL; 

tobe Interview Panel e jaara thaakben, 

taader jonnyo ektu byabostha kore 

deben 'Teachers' jaatiyo TARAL.'

KALIKINKAR: 'Ekdum kicchu chinta korben 

naa, Sir, aami toh aasole chop muri aar 

madh er dokaan ee CHALAAI; 

tobe aami nijey konodin somrash paan 

korina, liver kharaap hoye jaabe, kintu amaar 

dokaan e daarun bikri hoy bangla CHOLAAI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Saadhe ki aar prakashito 

hoyena prakasye, oi medhaa TAALIKA; 

emni emni ki aar, kichu lok hotath 

baaniye fello ATTALIKA.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'HIRAK RAJAR DESH' ER KUYO THEKE EDER KE KORE AANTE HOBE BAAR; TOBE JODI EI BISWAAYAN ER KATHIN PRATIYOGITA E, BANGAALI JAATI TAAR PURONO GAURAB FIREY PAAYE ABAAR !!!

"Jakhan Pradhan Mantri hobaar ekta subarno 

sujog peyechilen Bangabhoomi r 'JYOTI'; 

takhan Somnath Babu hoyechilen 

ashantusto, ei naa holey Bangaali JAATI. 

Bangabhoomi teh Rohingya raa esey daapiye 

beraak, taate naaki neyi kono BHOOL; 

kintu ekjon Bangaali, kendriya pratirakkha 

mantri holeyi, hoye jaaye eder CHOKKHUSHOOL. 

Purbabanga r Hindu der proti kano eto 

raag, Bangla sahitya teh eenader o

royeche jothestho ABODAAN; 

itihaas er paata ektu oltaaleyi bojhaa 

jaaye, je swaadhinata sangram e o 

era diyeche onek BALIDAAN. 

Ekhano Bangabhoomi r onek 

jaayega e, kano ei Purbabanga r 

Hindu raa SHARANARTHI; 

aar kodin por e hoyto dekhaa jaabe 

je oi Rohingya der ee onekjon hoye 

jaabe nirbachan er PRAARTHI. 

Uttarbanga, Rarhbanga 

aar Darjeeling er maanush 

jon ekhano onektaai ABOHELITO; 

prashashan kintu din din Kolkata kendrik 

hoye jacche, ebong sudhumaatro Kolkata r 

neta netri dwaara ee PARICHAALITO. 

Kono obangaali esey chhori guriye 

jaak, taate neyi kono SAMASYA; 

kintu kono bangaali r unnati holeyi, 

taar biruddhe rotaaye era KUTSAA. 

Ki Rabindranath Tagore, ki Satyajit Ray, 

eenaara konodin ee Bangaali jaati ke 

niye korenni gorbito BODH; 

kaaron ei jaati r moddhe kono ekotaa neyi, nijer 

swaartha chhara kichu bojhena, beshi chalaak 

bhaabe, kintu odhikangsho ee NIRBODH. 

Taai toh Kabiguru ek baar 

bolechilen, 'Rekhecho Bangaali 

kore, maanush KARONI'; 

kintu ei Bangaali ee abaar, Bangabhoomi r 

baaire geley, vidya o buddhi r daulat e, 

pooro bodle daaye DHARONI. 

Oi 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er ondhokaar 

kuyo theke eder ke kore 

aante hobe BAAR; 

tobe jodi ei biswaayan er kathin 

pratiyogita e, Bangaali jaati taar purono 

gaurab firey paaye ABAAR."- Arindam Sain

BUS, TRAM AAR METRO RAIL O CHOLCHE, SUDHU LOCAL TRAIN KEYI GYALO BHULEY !!!

"Naameyi 'Lockdown', dokaanpat, 

bazaar, sab ee toh gyalo KHULEY; 

bus, tram aar metro rail o cholche, 

sudhu local train keyi gyalo BHULEY. 

Jehetu Corona PARISTHITHI; 

taai office gulo e 50% UPOSTHITHI. 

Kintu oi 50% kormi der ke jete toh 

hocche office e, jehetu office KHOLAA; 

othocho raasta e, bus er sankhya kom, 

sab bus er dorjaa e, bheerh BAADURJHOLAA. 

Staff Special train cholche, 

kintu taate aar kothaye bojaaye 

thaakche samaajik DURATTWO; 

beshi sankhyak bus, tram, metro rail 

aar train cholle, tobeyi toh bheerh kom 

hobe, seyi byapar e, neyi kono GURUTTWO. 

Corona r tritiyo dheu e, hoyto baa 

ektu kom hobe SANKRAMAN; 

kintu obostha kharap kore debe, 

jaake korbe AAKRAMAN."- Arindam Sain

BINAAMULYE EE KHAAOWAANO UCHIT CHILO, TOBE JODI SEYI JOMAA JAL EKTU ADHTU JETO KOMEY !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ki byapar, eto lok 

kano daariye ache line e, sakaal SAKAAL; 

besh ranna o hocche dekhchi sabji r 

tarkaari, bhaath aar DAAL.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Arrey, oto prashno 

kiser, chupchaap ei line e daariye JAAN; 

maatro 5 taaka e, ei 'Maa Canteen' e 

petpurey sabji bhaath KHAAN.'

KALIKINKAR: 'E toh dekhchi Tamil Nadu r 

'Amma Canteen' er aadoleyi TAIRI; 

taar maane Bangabhoomi Sarkar er kaache 

bhalo ee taaka paisa royeche MAAIRI.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Aamra sabaai jaani, 

sab ee bujhi, kothaakar jal kothay goriye, 

aasoley kothay aache JOMEY; 

aamaar mat e, binaamulye ee khaaowaano 

uchit chilo, tobe jodi seyi jomaa jal 

ektu adhtu jeto KOMEY.'"- Arindam Sain

MUSKURAAYO ZAROOR, PAR BYAPAAR MEIN MUNAAFA BANAAYE RAKHNE KE LIYE, MAARTE RAHO DAANDA !!!

"SHAAKHA PRABANDHAK: 'Mahoday, kya 

bataayein dukh ki baat, jab hum sirf 

Scale-I 'Adhikari' teh, tab thaa 

woh din ekdum SHAANDAAR; 

jab se Scale-II 'Shaakha Prabandhak' 

baane, tab har over mein bouncer aur 

yorker aata hain, ballebaazi nahi ho 

paati hain pehle jaisa DHUAANDAAR.'

ANCHAL PRABANDHAK: 'Woh 

aaraam ke din GAYO; 

aab har kshetra mein 

pratiyogita ke din AAYO. 

Jung ke maidan mein, 

lahu hamesha garam 

rahena chaiye, yeh ho 

naa jaaye THAANDA; 

duniya mein ghath rahi hain imaandaari, 

badh rahi hain dhokadaari, muskuraayo zaroor, 

par byapaar mein munaafa banaaye rakhne 

ke liye, maarte raho DAANDA.'"- Arindam Sain

IN MANY A CASES, THE PROBLEMS MAY VERY WELL AMPLIFY; IF BEFORE GIVING ANY OF YOUR HOUSE OR FLAT ON RENT TO ANY PERSON, IF YOU DON'T VERIFY !!!

"In many a cases, the 

problems may very well AMPLIFY; 

if before giving any of your house or flat 

on rent to any person, if you don't VERIFY. 

Policemen have always requested 

the landlords to provide the 

tenants INFORMATION; 

so that, the cops and the

intelligence officers can secretly 

do the necessary VERIFICATION. 

In the Indo-China, Indo-Bangladesh 

and Indo-Pak border areas states, 

beware, as our enemy nations can anytime 

activate any terrorist group sleeper CELL; 

So many anti-socials are roaming in different 

gangs in disguise to do criminal acts and 

loot your house, so, don't open the door 

straightaway just after hearing the calling BELL. 

The Intelligence Officers at the back end 

and the Secret Encounter Officers at the 

front end are active, steady and to create 

perfect traps, they are intentionally SLOW; 

but, without the cooperation and 

vigilance from the common people 

of all local areas, they cannot give 

those terrorists a big BLOW. 

Be a spy like Byomkesh Bakshi, 

Feluda, Kiriti or Kakababu, even 

if your parents consider you 

as an useless FELLOW; 

if you find anything suspicious 

in your locality, just provide timely 

information to the cops as they know 

how to track and FOLLOW."- Arindam Sain

THE DISBURSEMENT OF PLI FOR 15 DAYS IN FY 2020-21 BY INDIAN BANK ITSELF PROVES THAT THE SYNERGY IS POSITIVE !!!

"With effect from 1st April 2020, 

many PSU Banks completed the 

process of AMALGAMATION; 

Indian Bank and Allahabad Bank 
merged together to become the 
7th largest PSU Bank of India NATION.
In South India, particularly, in 

Jewel Loans, Indian Bank has 

a good market CONCENTRATION; 
so many rural branches of Allahabad 

Bank helped the Indian Bank to do 

rapid market PENETRATION. 

Merging of nearby branches 

became an administrative NECESSITY; 

as a merged entity, more focus was 

given to maintain a good asset QUALITY. 

The efficiency level of ATM centres of 

Indian Bank is good and the location of 

almost all its branches are having 

a business FEASIBILITY; 

in comparison to Indian Bank, the 

Allahabad Bank is having more branches 

in remote rural areas, more or less based 

on just cheaper premises rent AVAILABILITY. 

After the merger process, in terms of 

IT infrastructure, Indian Bank is 

becoming much more developed, 

upgraded and ORGANIZED; 

in this era of global competition, 

digital products of PSU banks have 

become very important, even the 

bank customers have also REALIZED. 

Keeping the soft copies of CASA accounts 

in 'CAPC' and loan documents in 'DAMC' 

respectively is really a good INITIATIVE; 

the disbursement of PLI for 15 days in 

FY 2020-21 by the Indian Bank itself proves 

that the synergy is POSITIVE."- Arindam Sain

WHO ARE YOU ACTUALLY, IS NOT AT ALL A MYSTERY, THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS !!!

"Who are you to 

whisper in my EARS; 

who are you to invisibly 

guide me in my golden YEARS. 

Who are you to open up my EYES; 

the dead body burns, but the soul FLIES. 

Who are you to motivate 

me in odd times to fight 

the battle hard to WIN; 

who are you to instruct 

indirectly when to step 

out and when to step IN. 

Who are you actually, 

is not at all a mystery, 

as the whole world KNOWS; 

you are the Bhagwan Krishna, and like 

Arjun, we fight directly in the battlefield 

with a bow and many ARROWS."- Arindam Sain

ITALY CAME BACK IN THE FINAL MATCH IN STYLE TO MAKE IT 1-1 AND WON THE PENALTY SHOOTOUT AGAINST ENGLAND IN ENGLAND ON 11.07.2021 TO LIFT THE EURO CUP 2020 !!!

"Getting an early goal was 

their strategy and lifting the 

Euro Cup 2020 was their AMBITION; 

the England team under Gareth Southgate 

looked fully energized and their performance 

was truly a professional EXHIBITION. 

Just at 2 minutes of play on 

11th July 2021, the Italian fans 

at Wembley got shocked after 

what they actually SAW; 

a perfect elevated cross by 

Kieran Trippier from right flank to 

left flank and the ball went inside the 

goal post due to a superb shot by Luke SHAW. 

The Italians went for the counterattack 

but inside the English penalty area, 

they lacked COORDINATION; 

so, they changed their strategy to increase 

possession in forward midfield area to 

have the feasible ball CHANNELIZATION. 

Federico Chiesa alone kept the 

English defenders under pressure 

and played the role of an efficient 

ball passing ORGANIZER. 

At the 67th minute of the match, 

Jordan Pickford was helpless as 

Leonardo Bonucci was standing at a 

perfect position to score the EQUALIZER. 

The final match went to the penalty shootout, 

where the drama started when the ball 

hit the side bar post of the penalty shot 

taken by Marcus RASHFORD; 

Gianluigi Donnarumma had the last laugh 

with some outstanding saves, though, 

even after saving some shots, it was a 

tough luck for Jordan PICKFORD. 

For the England team, 

the Euro Cup 2020 

has not come to HOME; 

rather the Italy team under 

Roberto Mancini lifted the 

Euro Cup 2020 to take it to ROME."- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA LIFTED THE 'COPA AMERICA 2021' TROPHY AFTER A GAP OF 28 YEARS BY BEATING BRAZIL BY 1-0 AT MARACANA STADIUM OF RIO DE JANEIRO !!!

"Till 10th July 2021, God kept Lionel 

Messi waiting and WAITING; 

sometimes, a long wait 

can be too EXCITING. 

In the Copa America 2021 final match against 

Brazil in Brazil, by scoring the victorious goal, 

Angel Di Maria emerged as the golden BOY; 

the perfect long pass at the 

right time by Rodrigo de Paul 

was really an excellent PLOY. 

Neymar Junior kept on trying to score, 

at least, an equalizer, but, the Argentina 

team played much better FOOTBALL; 

as in the midfield area, the Argentina 

footballers played lots of zigzag passes 

which were effective and SMALL. 

The whole world knows that 

in the current Argentina squad, 

Lionel Messi is the real KING; 

but on this day, full credit goes to 

the Argentina defenders as they did an 

outstanding job in man to man MARKING. 

Gabriel Barbosa could 

have scored for Brazil 

with such a terrific SHOT; 

but, Emiliano Martinez saved it, 

to show again, what a talent this 

Argentina goalkeeper has GOT. 

Both 'Lionel Scaloni' and 'Lionel Messi' 

had the last laugh as after a gap of 

28 years, the Argentina team lifted the trophy 

of the 'Copa America 2021' TOURNAMENT; 

for Lionel Messi, it is his first International 

trophy while wearing an Argentina jersey 

and playing for his nation, so, there has 

to be an extra EXCITEMENT."- Arindam Sain

EACH AND EVERY STATE GOVERNMENT EARNS AROUND Rs. 30/-, WHEN 1 LITRE OF PETROL BECOMES Rs. 100/- PER LITRE PRICE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Due to economic problems in 

India in this pandemic situation, the 

fuel prices are somewhat RISING; 

but, the dramatic response instead of 

reducing the state level tax by a particular 

state government is quite SURPRISING.'

BABOOL: 'The price of petrol has now 

crossed the Rs. 100/- BENCHMARK; 

the actual price of petrol is around Rs. 40/-, 

and this information is kept at DARK.

BABLA: 'Each and every state government 

earns around Rs. 30/-, when 1 litre of 

Petrol becomes Rs. 100/- per litre PRICE; 

why the Bangabhoomi government cannot 

reduce the state level tax on fuel, when it can 

provide at Rs. 5/-, a plate of 'Vegetable RICE.'

BALA: 'The fuel prices to be increased 

intentionally to a certain extent to recover 

some of the huge expenses due to the 

mission of free VACCINATION; 

the state governments are also earning a lot due 

to the rise in fuel prices, that is why, not a single 

state government wants to include 'fuel' under 

'GST Council' of India NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

ANY INDIAN CAN SUPPORT ANY POLITICAL PARTY DEVOID OF CASTE, CREED AND RELIGION, FOR AN INDIAN, THAT IS THE BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL AND DEMOCRATIC RIGHT !!!

"SAUKAT: 'As you are a supporter of 

our opposition party, you have to 

pay a huge monetary FINE; 

otherwise, be prepared to 

face the brutal consequences 

before the next SUNSHINE. 

In Bangabhoomi, you are 

not supposed to become 

a supporter of BJP 

being a 'MINORITY'; 

always remember that 

due to the united 30% vote bank 

of the 'minority', our party again 

attained the MAJORITY.' 

SAIDUL: 'Any Indian can support any 

political party devoid of caste, creed 

and religion, for an Indian, that is the 

basic constitutional and democratic RIGHT; 

the common people of Bangabhoomi have 

blessed your party with a huge mandate, so, 

utilize it to do socio-economic development 

instead of doing any political FIGHT. 

Not only the journalists, even 

policemen are getting threats from 

you such guys, shame on you such 

leader who is doing physical 

and mental TORTURE; 

what is the use of the united 

30% vote bank, when a minority person 

like me is getting beaten up by another 

minority person, shame on your party and 

its organizational STRUCTURE.'"- Arindam Sain

'DEBANJAN' KAANDO TAA NAAKI KHUB EE TUCCHO; AASOLE ETA EE HOY, JAKHAN KAAK LAAGIYE NAYE MAYURPUCCHO !!!

"Dekhle oi neel BAATI; 

bhoy paaye oi Bangaali JAATI. 

'Debanjan' kaando taa 

naaki khub ee TUCCHO; 

aasole etaa ee hoy, jakhan kaak 

laagiye naye MAYURPUCCHO. 

Thik 'Debanjan' er MATAN; 

pratorana kore graftaar hoyeche 'SANATAN'. 

Police aar prashashan er 

naaki kichu ee neyi JAANA; 

doodh gache kete, taai ekhan 

hoye gache CHHAANA. 

'Thag baachte gaan ujaar', 

royeche er moddhe onek DURNITI; 

cholche boiki ekti samantoraal 

kaalobazaari ARTHANEETI. 

Katogulo bhuyo sanstha 

abaar graam er maanush 

der ke dicche WRIN; 

aar seyi wrin sodh naa ditey 

paarle, seyi graam er maanush 

gulo hoye jacche GRIHAHEEN. 

Onyo rajya r lok e raa haasahaasi kore 

boiki, je Bangaali jaati r sadharan 

maanush gulo sattyi ee ki BOKA; 

seyi 'Sarada' chit fund theke shuru, boka gulo 

boka ee thaakbe, prataarak raa chalaaki kore 

niye nebe eder sab TAAKA."- Arindam Sain

CHAARIDIKE JWOLCHE AAGUN; TOBU MOR HRIDAY TEH PHAALGUN !!!

"Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN. 

Paantho bhaath aar pora BEGOON; 

knaacha lanka aar ektu NOON; 

aar paan er paata e ektu CHOON. 

Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN. 

Lok e kahe prem naaki SARBONAASHI; 

kintu baajaye jakhan Murli oi BNAASHI; 

Radhika kahe, 'Aami tomaareyi BHAALOBAASHI.' 

Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN. 

Kotha jaayo kotha jaayo TUNTUNI; 

tomaar toreyi toh jwaal BUNI; 

eso eso kaache eso, gaan SUNI. 

Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN. 

Neyi mor kono bazaar DAR; 

porechilo tomaar opor NAZAR; 

swapno dekhi, baadhibo je GHAR. 

Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN. 

Ki jaadu ache, ke JAANE; 

cheye thaaki aami tomaar PAANE; 

ek odbhut prem tomaar dikeyi je amaare TAANE. 

Chaaridike jwolche AAGUN; 

tobu mor hriday teh PHAALGUN."- Arindam Sain

ENGLAND BEAT DENMARK BY 2-1 ON 07.07.2021 TO REACH THE EURO CUP 2020 FINAL !!!

"On 07.07.2021, the ambience 

of the Wembley stadium was GRAND; 

in the 2nd semi final match of Euro Cup 

2020 between Denmark and ENGLAND. 

The attacks and 

counterattacks were SPEEDY; 

but, the defenders were also 

quite alert and READY. 

At the 30th minute, Denmark got a 

free kick, where Mikkel Daamsgard 

took a shot of top class QUALITY; 

the ball went high above the British 'human 

wall' but came down perfectly to beat Jordan 

Pickford, which was an absolute BEAUTY. 

England after conceding a goal went 

for the counterattack, a great save 

indeed it was by Kasper Schmeichel 

as he was in the right POSITION; 

but, just within a minute, another British 

attack came in with a smart cross by Bukao 

Saka, but, an own goal by Simon Kjaer 

nullified the lead against their OPPOSITION. 

In the 2nd half, the scoreboard 

remained the SAME; 

the English attacking moves 

were not so impressive in this GAME. 

In the extra time, 

England got a penalty, 

and Harry Kane scored the 

winning goal at the REBOUND; 

Kasper Schmeichel is the Danish 

tragic hero of the day with so many 

fantastic saves as Denmark failed to 

go to the final ROUND."- Arindam Sain

ITALY ENTERED THE FINAL OF EURO 2020 AFTER BEATING SPAIN IN THE PENALTY SHOOTOUT ON 06.07.2021 !!!

"Gone are those days, when Italy 

used to play defensive football only, 

so, Spain was very CAREFUL; 

the 'Speedy Skills' Vs 'Tiki Taka', 

especially in the midfield area 

looked quite WONDERFUL. 

Both the teams were feeling the 

pressure of a semi final match, 

and the Spanish defenders tactfully 

created the 'Offside TRAP'; 

but, still, in the 1st half, the Italian 

strikers failed to capitalize the 

situation where Unai Simon was coming 

out a distance to fill up the defensive GAP. 

In the 2nd half, the frequency of 

attacks by Spain increased, but, Gianluigi 

Donnarumma did a decent job, despite 

being one of the YOUNGEST. 

In the Spanish territory, suddenly, the 

Italian strikers made a counterattack, and 

Federico Chiesa scored a right footed goal 

which is probably one of his BEST. 

The Spanish coach, Luis Enrique sent his 

real warrior, Alvaro Morata by substititution, 

and he did a splendid, quick left footed FINISH; 

after the equalizer goal, at Wembley Stadium 

on 06.07.2021, it was a moment of joy 

for each and every SPANISH. 

Even after the extra time, 

there was no decisive result 

at all in the 1st semi final match 

of Euro Cup 2020, to talk ABOUT; 

but the Romans under the coach, 

Robert Mancini had the last laugh 

after defeating the Spaniards at 

the penalty SHOOTOUT."- Arindam Sain

BHAGGYISH JEETECHE, NOILE JE JAL E JETO PONERO LAKKHO TAAKA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bhaggyish jeeteche, 

noile je jal e jeto ponero lakkho TAAKA; 

ghush diyeyi rekhechi, jehetu Primary 

School er onek aason royeche FNAAKA.'

BABOOL: 'Taai toh boli, proti bachor kano 

baatil hoye jaaye likhito parikkha e pass 

kora chhatro chhatri der PANEL; 

kono list taangaano hoyena prokasye, 

sudhu aase SMS, aar royeche boiki 

'Direct Interview' er CHANNEL.'

BABLA: 'Oi ponero lakkho taaka, je kono 

bank e 'MIP' kore raakhle, emniteyi proti 

maash e saare saat hazaar paaowa JAABE;  

sattyi ee ei murkho bheto 

bangaali gulo, je chaalak 

chatur aar hobe KOBE.'

BALA: 'Aagey aagey toh sarkaari ukil der 

ke diyeyi case file koraato, aar Kolkata 

High Court o bokaa r mato diyeyi dito 

'SSC' dwaara niyog e STHOGITAADESH; 

oraa English shiktey dilo naa, aar era nijer 

rajya teyi chaakri dilo naa, 'all India level er 

competitive exam' gulo teyo, seyi bangaali 

daapot aar neyi, ekhan sab SESH.'"- Arindam Sain

WE WANT TO MAKE YOUR WRITINGS, A PREMIUM CONTENT !!!

"EDITOR: 'We want to make your 

writings, a premium CONTENT; 

why for free only, there will be 

so much ENTERTAINMENT. 

Later on, if you wish, we can make 

some necessary AMENDMENT; 

so, can you please sign on the 

agreement papers that we have SENT.'

WRITER: 'So, basically, as per the 

conditions written on the agreement 

papers, there will be limited SHARING; 

some suggestions and tips will always 

come from your writers group to make 

my writings more INTERESTING. 

Frankly speaking, I don't 

like to be tied up 

with any STRING; 

but, still, let me see for a period 

of time, that what fun, this business 

deal can really BRING.'"- Arindam Sain

ARGENTINA REACHED THE SEMI FINAL OF COPA AMERICA 2021 BY BEATING ECUADOR BY 3-0 ON 03.07.2021 !!!

"Somehow, in the Copa America 2021, even 

though, Ecuador reached the semi final, but, 

still, this team lacked hunger in their BELLY; 

and against a top class team like Argentina 

on 03.07.2021, initially, their defensive 

approach looked SILLY. 

Lionel Messi always creates 

magic with his left FOOT; 

with a good association 

with his football BOOT. 

Lionel Messi's shot hit 

the bar post and even Ecuador 

missed an easy chance INDEED; 

as the game progressed, the 

Argentine captain applied the 

strategy to attack with more SPEED. 

The Ecuador defenders 

were not giving Messi, 

the much needed SPACE; 

but, a terrific left footed curling assist 

from Lionel Messi helped Rodrigo de Paul 

to make it 1-0 to win the RACE. 

In the 2nd half, the bull fight started, 

and the referee started booking to maintain 

the football discipline and its INSTITUTION; 

whereas the coaches of the two teams were 

concerned too about so many bookings and 

based on it, did some smart SUBSTITUTION. 

Due to the Ecuadorian striker, Gonzalo Plata, 

it was really a very competitive phase 

for Emiliano MARTINEZ; 

but, at the 84th minute, due to rapid diagonal 

passing assist by Lionel Messi, it was 2-0 as 

the goal got scored by Lautaro MARTINEZ. 

Di Maria was about to score 

a goal, but was pulled down 

just near the Ecuadorian 

penalty box while RUNNING; 

to do a perfect icing on the cake 

to make it 3-0, the left footed free kick 

by Lionel Messi was just outstanding 

as well as STUNNING."- Arindam Sain

ENGLAND THRASHED UKRAINE BY 4-0 ON 03.07.2021 AT ROME TO RACE TO THE SEMI FINAL OF EURO 2020 !!!

"In Rome, the 1st half of the 

quarter final match of Euro 2020 

on 03.07.2021 looked quite INTERESTING; 

as Ukraine kept on counterattacking to get 

the equalizer goal after Kane scored an early 

goal with an amazing assist from STERLING. 

In the 2nd half, the 

Ukraine team surely 

experienced the 'Harry HURRICANE'; 

due to back to back respective 

two goals, one from Harry Maguire 

and the other one from Harry KANE. 

There were so many defensive lapses in 

English penalty area, which could have 

been easily exposed by the men in YELLOW; 

but, the Ukrainian midfielders put up a poor 

show and hence the speed of Ukrainian 

attacks became quite blunt and SLOW. 

Jordan Henderson came in 

as a substitute for Declan RICE; 

and made it 4-0 for England to 

somewhat increase his PRICE. 

The victory against Germany is a motivating 

factor and as a result, so easily, the England 

team reached the semi final STAGE; 

and as the next venue is London, 

the England team will surely have 

an added ADVANTAGE."- Arindam Sain