INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 100 RUNS ON 29.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"In 'Lakshmanpur' City, the city 
which was gifted by Bhagwan 
Ram to his younger BROTHER; 
after seeing the pitch on 29.10.2023, 
both the captains had something 
in their mind to BOTHER. 
So, at Atal Behari Bajpayee 
stadium in Lucknow, Rohit Sharma 
lost the toss, it was a tough LUCK; 
to add salt to the wounds, Shubman 
Gill could only score 9 runs and 
Virat Kohli went out for a DUCK. 
Rohit stayed at the wicket 
to do sensible batting 
and it was ENOUGH; 
due to KL Rahul's support at 
the other end, the scenario 
was not looking so TOUGH. 
David, the son of the famous 
cricketer Peter Willey started 
the proceedings with a MAIDEN; 
and gradually hunted 
down three important 
Indian BATSMEN. 
Not only Rohit and Rahul, 
some credit goes to Suryakumar 
also, for scoring a valuable 49; 
Jasprit Bumrah surely has the potential 
to become an all-rounder, and 
ultimately, India could only score 229.
Malan felt about the blunder he DID; 
Bumrah dismissed both Joe and DAWID. 
The England team could not survive at all 
as the 'Amroha Aandhi' came charging IN; 
as he took the wicket of Ben, 
Bairstow, Rashid and MOEEN.
Wow ! What a delivery by Kuldeep 
to bowled out Butler, a fantastic 
display of spin BOWLING; 
Livingstone managed to score 27 
as India didn't take a review, why 
missing out on any small THING.
Bumrah bowled the best delivery of 

the match to bowled out Mark Wood 

and finished his bowling figure at 3/32;

India won the match by 100 runs 
as Shami did an outstanding 
performance of 4/22."- Arindam Sain

TAAI TOH AMRAA SABAAI APNADER DUJONER EE SAADHAK !!!

"MAA LAKKHI: 'Hey Maanab, aami 
prasanna hoyechi, je tumi saara raat 
royecho jege, 'Kojagara' HISEBE; 
oneker mato, tumi o amaar jogyo 
saadhak, tumi nischoi aaj amaar  
theke aashirbaad PAABE.'

MAA SARASWATI: 'Hey Maanab, 
tumi aasole kaar saadhak, ei 
prashno r jawaab daao AAGE;
prithibite unnati korte gele 
ek jon maanab er sarba pratham 
kaar aashirbaad LAAGE.'

MAANAB: 'Konodin o bhabini, je, 
dui debi r saadhak hisebe, eksathe 
dekhte paabo dui debi r ee AGOMON;
uposh kore achi thik ee, kintu 
taate kichu ese jaayena, aaj 
khusi teh bhore galo aamar MON.'

LAKKHI PYANCHA: 'Ebaar ei kathin 
prashno r uttar taa daao DEKHINI; 
je kono khabaar banaate gele, 
konta beshi joruri, Noon naa CHINI.'

RAJHANGSHO: 'Aah ! tumi bapu majhe 
moddhe baro ee karo BIRAKTO; 
tomaar prashno r theke barong, 
aager prashno ta beshi SHAKTO.'

MAANAB: 'Noon naa diley, 
khabaar e swaad aasena JAANI; 
kintu tarkaari teh ditei 
hobe ektu CHINI. 
Aager prashno r uttar e eituku ee 
boli, je khaali pet e thaakle, kono 
kaaj e aasena bidya o BUDDHI; 
abaar gyaan o shikka naa thaakle, 
jato ee artho thaakuk na kano, seyi 
rajye thakena kono sukh o SAMRIDDHI.
Hey Maa Lakkhi 
ebong Maa Saraswati, 
apnaara ek e 
opor er PORIPURAK;
apnaara dujonei samaan shaktishaali, 
keu kaarur theke baro ba choto 
noy, taai toh amraa sabaai 

apnader dujoner ee SAADHAK.'"- Arindam Sain
 

AUSTRALIA DEFENDED THE MATCH JUST BY 5 RUNS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 28.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"As if in that pitch, there was 
nothing for the bowlers at ALL; 
David and Travis were in a mood to hit 
a boundary in each and every BALL.
Australia team management always 
prefers a left-handed opening pair 
and they always SUCCEED; 
David Warner and Travis Head have 
reminded us about Adam Gilchrist 
and Mathew Hayden INDEED. 
Warner went back to the 
pavilion as Phillips took a 
catch of his own BOWLING; 
Phillips even bowled out 
Travis who scored 109 runs 
while dominating and RULING.
The Australians 
maintained the 
momentum even if the 
wickets were FALLING;
Pat Cummins also stunned everyone 
with his stormy batting, though, 
Australia got restricted below 400 
as Boult did some smart BOWLING.
Starc proved once again 
that in the slip position, his 
fielding ability is so GOOD; 
and as rewards, both the openers 
of the New Zealand team got 
dismissed by HAZLEWOOD.
A superstar from the 
New Zealand team is 
surely EMERGING; 
he is Rachin Ravindra who 
scored 116 runs, and his talent and 
batting technique are just AMAZING.
The Australian team thought that after 
Ravindra's dismissal, there is no THREAT;
Jimmy Neesham with his bat, started 
to tell, 'the match is not over YET'.
In any competitive match, 
little things matter a LOT; 
hats off to Labuschagne, what a terrific 
fielder, the Australia team has GOT. 
In a tense situation, a sure shot 
boundary got saved by Labuschagne 
and got converted to TWO; 
even a speedy throw from the boundary 
line by Labuschagne got converted 
by Inglis to do Neesham's run out TOO.
Australia defended the match just 
by 5 runs on 28.10.2023; 
as New Zealand ended 
their innings at 383."- Arindam Sain

NO NEED TO DELAY THE NEXT '12TH BIPARTITE SETTLEMENT' !!!

"There is no need for any trade union 
to go for any unnecessary STRIKE; 
the Indian Government must give all 
the PSU Bank employees a decent HIKE.
No need to delay the next '12th Bipartite
Settlement', scrap all the concept
of 'Bipartite Settlement ARREAR'; 
if there is a good salary in PSU Banks, 
then our next generation will feel more 
motivated to make a 'Banking CAREER.'
'Performance Linked Incentive' (PLI) 
should only be given to the 
employees of those branches 
only which will be in PROFIT; 
and if any branch is in loss for 

three consecutive financial 

years, no need to continue 

that branch, just merge IT.
When there is a shortage of 
manpower due to RETIREMENT; 
utilize the Peon Cum Daftary as a part 
of smart manpower MANAGEMENT.
Either install Passbook Kiosks 
or provide CBS ID to PCD where 

in that CBS ID, he or she can do 
only the passbook PRINTING; 
implement '5 days banking' and mark 

'inefficiency' if it is found that the staffs 
are increasing the electricity bills by 

continuous late SITTING."- Arindam Sain

ALL BANKS MUST CLOSE THOSE SAVINGS AND CURRENT ACCOUNTS WHICH ARE FOR 2 YEARS, MAINTAINING THE STATUS, 'INOPERATIVE' !!!

"All Banks must close those savings and 

current accounts which are for 2 years, 

maintaining the status, 'INOPERATIVE';
why waste time on calling back 
those 'garbage customers' for 
making their accounts 'OPERATIVE'. 
Rather deduct the minimum balance 
charges, and once the balance of the 
savings or current account reaches 
zero, just close the ACCOUNT;
RBI must also make a rule that if any 
account remains inoperative for more than 
2 years, the account will be closed and then 
RBI will seize the book balance or AMOUNT.
Also, say, Mr. X has opened a 
savings account in any Bank 
in 2016 for only getting a fund 
from the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
then his account has been inoperative for 
more than 2 years and closed, in 2023, he 
came to open another savings account, 
he will get a monetary PUNISHMENT.
Mr. X will be fined Rs.2000/- as 
'Previous Account Inoperative 
Charges' (PAIC), otherwise, the new 
savings account will remain INACTIVE; 
Mr. X will deposit Rs.2000/+ Rs.1000/-, 
the 2000 rupees will be deducted, 
and with minimum balance, the 
new account will be ACTIVE.
With.effect from 1st January 2024, RBI 
must implement cash handling charges 
of Rs.55/- for more than Rs.50,000/- 
cash withdrawal and DEPOSIT;
PAN Card must be made mandatory and 

Banks will deduct Rs.1000/- as yearly 'Form 

60' charges in CBS if in any account, there 

is no PAN card entered in IT."- Arindam Sain

AASCHE BACHOR ABAAR HOBE, OPEKKHA E THAKBO AAMRA ABAAR BAARO TA MAAS !!!

"Badh toh 
holo MAHISHASUR;
kintu amader mon e 
je bishaad er SUR.
Maa Durga aaj 
raona deben KAILASH E;
duto Nilkantha paakhi 
jaaye urre AKASH E.
Pratham pakhi ti bole, 'Maa Durga 
oi pujo mandap er choukhaat 
perolei, ami shuru korbo ORA'; 
dwitiyo paakhi ti bole, 'Thik ache, 
bisarjan parva sesh holei, ami tor 
pechon pechon ure aaschi DAARA.'
Aaj ei Vijaya Dashami r 
din e, amader mon je UDAAS; 
aasche bachor abaar hobe, opekkha 
e thakbo aamra abaar baaro ta MAAS.
Mahila der oi sindur khela r AADOLE; 
maa ke onara baran kore naye AASOLE.
Seyi Maha Shasthi 
theke Vijaya Dashami 
obdi, Bangaali r ghar e, ghar 
e, kato ee na MANORANJAN;
Haati r opor e bose jei bachor  
Maa Durga aasben ebong firey 
jaaben, sei bachor e sukh o samriddhi 
prochur, jato ee hok pratima NIRANJAN.
Navaratri utsav e, astami r din e, 
ei Maa Durga ee hoye othen 
Maa Mahagauri ebong onaar 
pachonde r rang hoy BEGUNI;
Parvati, Navadurga ebong Kali r galpo 
gulo besh taatporjyopurna, ebong 
aamra obaak hoye jaai, jatobaar 
ee ei pouranik kaahini gulo SUNI.
Shaastra mat e, 
Vijaya Dashami tei 
kintu Durga Pujo SESH; 
kintu Bangaali r mon e kintu, 
Lakkhi pujo obdi roye jaaye, 
ei Durga Pujo r RESH."- Arindam Sain

JEKHANE KHELA R KATHA, SEKHAANE ERA KHELTE PAARENA, EDER SAMARTHAK RA STADIUM E ESE SUDHU KORBE AMADER KAAN JHALAPALA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Oh tai bol, jharh 
er naam, 'HAMOON'; 
aami ee bhool sunechilam, 
je eta 'HONEYMOON.
Odike bheerh er bhoy, Santosh Mitra 
Square e, 'Ram Mandir' dekhate niye 
jaaini bole, khepe ache 'MUNMUN';
Aah ! Aaj naa Bijoya Dashami, Bangaaliyana 

bhoole geli dekhchi, rasogolla khaowa, egulo 

rekhe de, aaj ke khabona 'Gulab JAMUN'.'

BABOOL: 'Aaha ! Sab thakur ki 
aar bisarjan hoye jacche NAAKI; 
kichu thakur toh mandap e thakbei, 
jehetu 'Pujo Carnival' ache BAAKI.'

BABLA: ''Hamoon' noy, tobe 24.10.2023 
taarikh e, South Africa r 'Quinton de 
Kock' jharh tulechen, Bangladesh er 
biruddhe ekla ee korechen 174 RUN;
ei pujo teh aaro ekta sukhabor 
ache, gatokaal orthat Mahanabami 
r din e, Pakistan ke 8 wicket e 
haariye diyeche AFGHANISTAN.'

BALA: 'Thik hoyeche, amader 
Bharat e ICC World Cup 2023 aayojito 
hocche bole, Pakistani aar Bangladeshi 
der khub hocchilo gaaye JWAALA;
Jekhane khela r katha, sekhane era khelte 

paarena, aar stadium e ese, ei Pakistani aar 

Bangladeshi samarthak gulo korbe sudhu 

amader kaan JHALAPALA.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 4 WICKETS AGAINST NEW ZEALAND ON 22.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"It was a 'Duck Day' for DEVON; 
as Siraj sent him back to PAVILION.
For the opener, Will YOUNG;
Shami's bowling was so STRONG.
The New Zealand team also 
has a 'Ravindra' who has 
played a good knock of 75;
Shami kept on taking wickets to 
create a record of one of his best 
bowling performances which is 54/5.
Wickets kept on falling at the other 
end, but, one player kept on FIGHTING; 
the innings of 130 runs by Daryl Mitchell 
on 22.10.2023 was just OUTSTANDING.
Kuldeep took two 

wickets of middle 

order but conceded 73;
due to Shami's terrific bowling, 

New Zealand could not reach 

300, rather got restricted at 273.

Both Rohit and Shubman 
showed their AGGRESSION; 
but, due to Lockie, two wickets 
fell in quick SUCCESSION.
In the middle order, along with 
Virat, both Shreyas and Rahul 
laid a strong FOUNDATION; 
Suryakumar got run out due 
to a silly MISCOMMUNICATION.
It is good for the Indian team as 
their 'Ravindra' got a chance to BAT;
on the other end, Virat kept on pouncing 
just like any Indian tiger, the big wild CAT.
Henry denied Kohli the ton just by 5 runs, 
but, India won against New Zealand after 
a long time in any ICC TOURNAMENT.
On the 'Durga Asthami' day, India won by 
4 wickets and Jadeja with the bat, also 
gave some ENTERTAINMENT."- Arindam Sain

THEME BONAAM OITIHYOMOYEE SAABEKIYANA; DURGA PUJO R SAMAY, EI NIYE JOME OTHE BANGAALIYANA !!!

"Theme bonaam 
oitihyomoyee SAABEKIYANA;
Durgo Pujo r samay, ei niye 
jome othe BANGAALIYANA.
Sarat kaal e Maa Durga r 
pujo korechilen Bhagwan RAM;
noile toh amra sabaai sudhu oi basanta 
writu tei Maa Basanti r pujo KORTAM.
Raavan er biruddhe yuddha 

teh jabaar aagey, Bhagwan 

Ram korlen Durga pujo, 

nilen Maa Durga r AASHIRBAAD;
tarpor Bijoya Dashami r din e, Raavan 

er shorir ebong taar dus ta maatha 

ke korlen badh, kintu korlen na 

Lanka rajya ke BARBAAD.

2024 saal e, sampanna 
hobe Ayodhya teh, Ram 
Mandir er NIRMAAN;
2023 saal e, Santosh Mitra Square e, Ram 
Mandir er aadol e Durga pujo mandap 
tairi hoyeche, ja peyeche sera SAMMAN.
Aapni jodi hon Mahadeb er bhakto, tahole 
chole aastei paaren Saltlake er BJ Block 
e, dekhte 'Aadiyogi' r bishaal MURTI; 
oi 'light and sound 'show dekhe, 
mon er moddhe jaagbe boiki 
ek onyodharan er SPHURTI."

Kalyani o pichiye nei, besh 

bhalo ee hocche Kolkata 

bonaam Kalyani r TAKKAR;

Sreebhumi Sporting sere, Santosh Mitra 

Square dekhe, train dhore, diyei aasun 

Kalyani Rathtala ebong ITI teh ek CHAKKAR."- Arindam Sain

AABAR AASBEN MAA DURGA, KORTE SAB ASUBHO SHAKTI R BINAASH !!!

"Mahalaya r din e, 
bhorbela e, radio r 
dik e pete KAAN; 
sabai shone Birendra Krishna 
Bhadra r kanthoswar aar 
Mahishasur Mardini r GAAN.
Sabai bhaabe panchami r din ei 
dekhe nebe bhalo bhalo thakur, 
sedin ektu thakbe FNAAKA; 
onekei sedin ee beriye pore, kaajei
panchami r din o prochur bheerh, 
gamgam kore pujo mandap ELAAKA.
Katha e ache, porile SAREE;
sundari laage NAARI.
Saraswati pujo r toh 
ache ee sei MAHIMA; 
aar jakhan martye 
ghurte aasen UMA.
Thonte lipstick, chokhe kajal, kaane dul, 
haathe snakha aar sinthi teh SINDUR;
bole othe se naari, 'ogo suncho, paa 
byatha korche, oi pandal ta aar KATODUR'.
Oi path cholte cholte, khete thakun 
ghugni, fuchka, ice cream ba egg ROLL;
bheerh jato ee thakuk na kano, ektu 
o kome na kintu koutuhal aar KALLOL.
Onek kshetre, ei pujo 
tei hoy pratham ALAAP;
chole boiki naatak er 
ee prem er SANGLAAP.
Emon ee jaadu aajkal kaar makeup e, 
je sab meye kei dekhte laage BHALO;
pujo r por dekha hole bojha jaaye, 
gaa er rang ta kintu ektu hole o KAALO.
Pet pujo na 

hole, Durga pujo r 

aasol majaa thik 

jaayena PAAOWA; 

Saptami teh Chinese, ashtami teh 

Bangaali khaabar, Nabami teh 

mahabhog ba moghlai, besh 

bhalo ee hoye khaaowa DAAOWA.
Dashami r din elei, mon e 
hoy, ei toh sedin pujo ELO; 
aar er ee moddhe 
chole GYALO.
Aasole utsav ta eto taai baro, je samay 
ke laage khub choto, mon e hoy jano, 
aar ektu utsav ta thakle bhalo HOTO; 
kintu prakriti aar 
samay, se thik chole taar 
chirachorito niyam MATO.
Brihaspati baar e bisarjan 
dite neyi, ete hoy ghor AMANGAL; 
aaro ek din na hoy Maa Durga thakben 
martye, tobu o taate barang sabaar MANGAL.
Dashami r din e, sindur khelte khelte, 
naari der mukh hoye jaaye BHAAR;
mon e, mon e, taara bole, 'Hey, Maa 
Durga, aasche bachor eso ABAAR.'
Sarat kaal e abaar jakhan 
futbe charidike 'KAASH'; 
abaar aasben Maa Durga korte 
sab asubho shakti r BINAASH."- Arindam Sain

SOUTH AFRICA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 229 RUNS ON 21.10.2023 IN THE ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"Topley gave an early SHOCK;
by taking the wicket of de KOCK.
On 21.10.2023, Adil Rashid bowled 
many deliveries which were quite SLOW; 
but got rid of Hendricks and Dussen, 
to give South Africa, a double BLOW.
Due to a mild injury, the passionate 
Topley showed some ANGER;
but came back again to bowl, as 
within him, there is so much HUNGER.
Oh ! Topley turned out 
to be a serial KILLER; 
as he dismissed both 
Markram and MILLER.
Just hang on, England team, 
someone has come out of his DEN;
the show has just started, as 
the warrior's name is KLAASEN.
The England bowlers got brutally
hammered in every direction by HEINRICH; 
so many wounds indeed, how many 
and how fast can you STITCH.
In this ICC World Cup 2023, 
Heinrich Klaassen scored a TON;
he got bowled out 
by Gus ATKINSON.
South Africa made a 
mammoth total of 399;
out of which, along with the terrific Jansen, 
the talented Klaassen alone scored 109.
Bowl as per the field and Marco Jansen 
was back in wicket taking BUSINESS;
keeping a leg slip was a shrewd captaincy
by Markram and it was a SUCCESS.
Gerald Coetzee came in 
like a tropical CYCLONE; 
and England was struggling at 84/7, 
as 3 wickets were taken by Gerald ALONE.
What Wood could not do with the ball, 
did it with the bat, but, still, England 
could only score 170, in reply to 399;
South Africa made a record indeed 
against England in ODI history by 
winning the match by a margin of 229."- Arindam Sain

EVEN ON STORMY SEAS, IT WILL BE 'BON VOYAGE'; IF THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP HAS THAT COURAGE !!!

"Open the GATE; 
to change your FATE.
Who knows, maybe, 
after a RETREAT; 
for you, there can 
be a delicious TREAT.
It is a 'musical chair' game, 
you don't know which 
will be your next SEAT;
all mathematics problems 
are not simple, but, still, don't 
increase your HEARTBEAT.
Your mood should 
always be the KING;
then, in any scenario, 
your mind can SING.
Even on stormy seas, 
it will be 'Bon VOYAGE';
if the captain of the ship 
has that COURAGE."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST BANGLADESH ON 19.10.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"On 19.10.2023, the 'Panchami' 
day of Durga Puja FESTIVAL; 
India was in a battle with the most
friendly nation of their ARCH-RIVAL.
It was a good batting display by 
both Tanzid Hasan and Litton DAS;
but, when it matters, Kuldeep 
Yadav showed his CLASS.
To the ball, Hardik wanted to FETCH;
but got injured, after making a STRETCH.
Suddenly, the Bangladesh 
team camp felt the PAIN; 
as Ravindra Jadeja took the wicket 
of the Bangladesh team CAPTAIN.
What a catch by KL Rahul at his 
left side at a delivery by SIRAJ
to get rid of the dangerous 
all-rounder, Mehidy Hasan MIRAZ; 
Jasprit Bumrah had to bowl the best 
bowling delivery of the match to bowled 
out Mahmudullah who scored 46;
even Mushfiqur's knock of 38 is a 
valuable contribution as Bangladesh 
finished their innings at 256.
Rohit missed half a ton by just 2; 
Shubman batted very aggressively TOO. 
But, what to say about 'Virat' KING; 
for him, 'Impossible is NOTHING'.
The delivery was not a wide BALL; 
after all, it was the umpire's CALL.
Kohli finished the game in 
style by hitting a six and 
remained unbeaten at 103;
India won by 7 wickets 
against Bangladesh as the 
final scoreboard showed 261/3."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 7 WICKETS ON 14.10.2023 IN ICC WORLD CUP 2023 !!!

"The day of Mahalaya 
on 14.10.2023;
is a day of 'Mahishasura Vadh', 
you must AGREE.
It was the day of the 
match of India Vs PAKISTAN;
and the host nation of ICC 
World Cup 2023 is HINDUSTAN.
Rohit Sharma elected to bowl first 
at Narendra Modi STADIUM;
Jasprit Bumrah as usual maintained 
his line, length and MOMENTUM.
Siraj proved to 
be quite EXPENSIVE;
but, after dismissing Mr. Shafique, 
his expression was EXPLOSIVE.
Oh ! Hardik, to that white ball, 
what mantra you had to TELL; 
that the ball swung a lot 
and Imam's wicket FELL.
Babar scored half a ton to 
somehow justify his CAPTAINCY; 
Rizwan, as usual, has maintained 
his scoring CONSISTENCY.
Siraj bowled out Babar, and Bumrah 
bowled out Rizwan, the Bharatiya pace 
attack surely has that fiery FLAME; 
Kuldeep and Jadeja are left hand spinners 
of different types and they proved again, 
that anytime, they can change the GAME.
Pakistan has been bowled out and to win 
the match, the target for India was 192;
Jasprit bowled out Shadab too and he 
ended with a good bowling figure of 19/2.
Both Shubman and Virat 
each went back to the 
pavilion by scoring only 16; 
Be it captaincy, be it batting, 
what an outstanding performance
by Rohit Sharma it has BEEN.
His strategy was, 
'nothing to FEAR; 
as per the situation, 
just change the GEAR.'
When the score of Pakistan 
was 155, 8 wickets fell after 
that by adding just 36;
when the score of Bharat was 
156, Afridi tricked Rohit to 
dismiss him at his score of 86.
India won by 7 wickets 
against Pakistan by finishing 
their innings at 192/3; 
Shreyas made the winning stroke 
by hitting a boundary and 
remained unbeaten at 53."- Arindam Sain

COUNT YOUR FAULTS, BEFORE YOU GET FINED !!!

"Count your faults, before you get FINED;
try to learn more, don't remain CONFINED.
RBI may not be in a HURRY;
but, can be very strict and SCARY.
Regarding RBI compliance, why 
some banks should always FAIL;
that can be the cause, why the 
corruption may still PREVAIL.
In every state, there is 
indeed a 'Cyber Crime' WING;
but, be proactive to fix the loopholes in 
the app or software of digital BANKING.
The fraudsters may know 
how to fool the entire banking 
system at an initial STAGE; 
but, the checkpoints and compliances 
as per strict RBI guidelines will surely 
put those fraudsters inside a CAGE.
Very soon, the 'Information 
Technology' compliance 
may get IMPLEMENTED; 
penalty may be imposed on banks if 

the customer service is hampered which 

are due to frequent link failure RELATED."- Arindam Sain

EITHER PERFORM OR PERISH; AS ANYTIME YOU CAN BE EATEN UP BY ANY BIG FISH !!!

"Either perform
or PERISH; 
as anytime you can be 
eaten up by any big FISH.
The global economic
scenario is TRANSFORMING;
bad news is coming for those PSU 
banks which are not PERFORMING.
Gone are those days, when working 
in any PSU Bank had a CHARM;
anytime privatisation can happen, 
be ready to hear the siren or ALARM.
In terms of 'quick customer service' 
and 'quality banking', why are PSU 
Banks still lagging BEHIND;
the reasons you all know, but, still, 
to the callous management, again 
and again, you have to REMIND.
Firstly, IT infrastructure is 
still not up to the MARK;
in the 1st lap itself, in respect to private 
banks, the PSU banks lose the SPARK.
Secondly, except in SBI and PNB, in 
all other PSU Banks, there is a 
lack of proper job ALLOCATION;
whereas, in private banks, they make 
different groups with specific job roles only, 
by keeping them in their home LOCATION.
Thirdly, except SBI and BOB, other PSU 
Banks are still so sceptical about 'just 
in time', need based RECRUITMENT;
why wait for another financial year, fill up 
the vacancy immediately just like private 
banks do, whenever there is any RETIREMENT.
Lastly, except SBI, PNB, BOB and Canara 
Bank, no other PSU Banks abide by the 
3:2:1 theory of manpower MANAGEMENT;
in a small branch, just like private banks, 
there has to be 3 officers, 2 clerks and 1 
sub staff, to smoothly run every DEPARTMENT."- Arindam Sain

BIG 'MANAGEMENT BOOK' LECTURES BY THE CEOs ARE NOT GOING TO WORK; UNLESS AND UNTIL THE HR DEPARTMENT DO THEIR PROPER HOMEWORK !!!

"UNION LEADER: 'They don't 
consider any human as HUMAN; 
they will make you work 
as much as they CAN. 
Management people 
are just RUTHLESS;
they will grill you guys fully 
to improve their BUSINESS.
But, when you are facing 
any problematic SITUATION; 
they don't have that talent to 
provide any feasible SOLUTION.'

OFFICER: 'Yes, it is true that the HR 
department is becoming BOGUS; 
without proper support and motivation, 
the entire firm is losing its FOCUS.
They have no strategy regarding
'Planning and DEVELOPMENT';
even they require training from MNCs 
about 'Manpower MANAGEMENT'.
Big 'management book' lectures by 
the CEOs are not going to WORK;
unless and until, the HR department
do their proper HOMEWORK. 
Also in a firm, there 
must be continuous 
upgradation in TECHNOLOGY; 
otherwise, not only among employees, 
even among the customers, there 
will be a negative PSYCHOLOGY.'"- Arindam Sain

PARVAT KA NAAM HAIN KAILASH; WOHI HAIN UNKA AASLI NIVASH !!!

"Unke dil ki Rani woh hee hain, 
woh hee karti hain unke dil mein RAJ; 
woh hee sambhalti hain unko, jab karta 
hain 'Shankara tandav', bann ke NATARAJ. 
Parvat ka naam hain KAILASH; 
wohi hain unka aasli NIVASH. 
Gussa zaroor aata hain unko, phir bhi 
unka dil hain seedha sadha aur BHOLA; 
Nandi aur Bhringi se poochlena, 
ke kitna hain woh DILWALA. 
Gusse mein Ganesh ka sarh ko
kar diya tha uske sharir se alag, 
par Brahma ka karishma dekho, 
Ganesh ko bana diya GANAPATI; 
Sadhu teh woh, Sati ne unko le aaye 
dampatya jeevan mein, par Daksh ke 
yajna ke aag mein kud gayi Sati, bhool 
gayi thi sayed, ke zinda hain unka PATI.
Unhone kiya aisa 'Rudra taandav', ke knaap 
utha poora trilok, phir Vishnu ne chorh 
diya apna Sudarshan Chakra aur phir 
ekyavvan tukde ho gaye 'SATI';
par Shakti thi woh, khud hee ek aag 
thi, phir laut ke aayi unke zindagi 
mein, par ish baar, naam 
badal ke ho gayi 'PARVATI'. 
'Trimurti' ka ek murti woh bhi hain, 
joh karte hain sab kuch KHATAM; 
'Mahishasur' ko maarne ka kisi 
mein bhi nahi tha DUM.
Eksaath 'Trimurti' ne mil ke, banaya 
ek 'Adi Shakti' ka naya roop, joh 
hain bahut hee SHAKTISHALI; 
Sher ke upar baitha yeh 
dashabhuja Devi, naam 
hua 'Durga' ya 'SHERAWALI.
Jung chali nau raatri aur dus din 
tak, aur har nau raatri mein Devi 
ne liya ek naya roop, aur 'Navaratri' 
ke baad aaya 'Vijaya Dashami' ke DIN;
Sab se khatarnak thi 'Chandi' ka roop, 
jab Kumbhkaran neend se utha, Brahma 
ne Ram ko kaha, ki jung jeetna muskil 
hain Durga Devi ke aashirvaad ke BIN.
Sirf 'Daruka' ko maarne 
ke liye, Sati se mil ke 
unhone banaaya 'KALI'; 
par woh sab se khatarnak nikli, rokna 
pada Devi ko, aapne pati ke upar pairh rakh 
diya, sharma gayi aur apni jeev NIKAALI.
Parvati ki behen, 'Ganga' ko thoda 
hee sahi, par ho gayi thi Parvati ke 
patidev se ishq, par woh na PHISLAA; 
par jab Ganga dharti pe giri, 
tab unhone aapne lambe baalon 
se, uski gati ko SAMBHAALA.
Phir bhi Parvati gussa 
ho gayi, bharosha na tha, 
unke upar, joh hain 
unki pati PARAMESWAR;
unhone tab pyar se bola, 'tum hee 
ho mere ardhangini, tumhre bin yeh 
zindagi adhura, yeh dekho mera roop, 
isko kahete hain 'ARDHNARISWAR'."- Arindam Sain

WHY IS THERE SUCH A TREND, THAT'S WHY, WE ARE SO INTERESTED !!!

"SPECIAL TASK FORCE COP: 'Since 
2012, wherever you have been POSTED; 
the corrupted politicians of the 
nearby areas got ARRESTED. 
Why is there such 
a trend, that's why, 
we are so INTERESTED; 
are you from the Indian 
Army or any Intelligence 
Agency who has been RESTED ?'

GOVERNMENT SERVANT: 'What a 
joke and what a waste of time 
you guys are DOING; 
you guys are just 
cooking up a story 
out of ANYTHING. 
You guys are tapping my mobile 
phone, also, I know all your spies who 
are following me and roaming AROUND; 
some guys are poisoning your ears,  
I am just an ordinary government 
servant with no such BACKGROUND. 
Well, it is a blessing in disguise for 
me regarding my security as you such 
cops are keeping strict VIGILANCE; 
but, yes, if any help is required, I will 
surely help you by treating the matter 
as of national IMPORTANCE.'"- Arindam Sain

SAB EE TOH MARICHIKA, SAB EE TOH MAYA !!!

"Sab ee toh marichika, 
sab ee toh MAYA,
jedin chere debe 
aatma, tomaar ei KAYA,
kichu ee toh takhan 
noy je TOMAAR,
sabai takhan samaan, 
ki King, ki KAMAAR.
Prakhar roudra r din e o dourecho, 
othocho khojoni bot gaach er CHHAYA;
konodin bhaboni, tomar o ache ekti 
aatma, tomaar o ache PARCHHAYA.
Ore, ke achish kothay, de 
dourh, de dourh, khaaileo 
khaaite paarish AACHAARH;
tobu oi pratiyogita jebhabei hok 
jetaa chaai kintu, jato ee aasuk proloy, 
jato ee hok prithibi TOLPAARH.
Yug bodlaaye thik ee, tobe ei yug e 
jano jantro r dwaara ee maanav jaati 
nijei hoye jacche NIYONTRITO;
er phal e, amader ojaantei, kothao 
jano dheere dheere, lobh aar 
swarthaparota hoye jacche AMANTRITO.
'Sukh' aar 'Shanti' ee toh chaai, 
'Aami ekjon sukhi maanush', 
ei ta bole aajkaal keyu 
korena GARBOBODH;
barong ke 'Apple' company r kon 
mobile kinte pereche, ke kon gaari ta 
kinte pereche, ei niye reshareshi kore, 
maanush aaj hoyeche kato NIRBODH.
'Saamajik Marjyada' r pechone 
noy, barong sekhanei doure jaan, 
jeikhaane apnaar hriday niye jete 
chaaye ebong paaye SHAANTI;
takhan dekhben praan khule haaste 
paarchen, sundar prakriti r maajhe, 
pocket e beshi taaka naa thakleo, aapni 
ekdom sustho, shorir e neyi kono KLAANTI."- Arindam Sain

KHAOWA DAAOWA KORE JANAGAN KE HADDI DEKHACCHE, OTHOCHO DURNITIGRASTO NETA DER PET E DHUKE GACHE KABAAB !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kendra jatobaar 
ee daaye TAAKA; 
DA debaar belaa e naaki, 
rajkosh hoy jaaye FNAAKA. 
Othocho 'Pradhan Mantri Awas Yojana' 
e, kato garib lok er ghar hoyna TOIRI; 
tahole Kendra r taaka gulo, 
galo kothay MAAIRI.'

BABOOL: 'Ghar bhenge porle, jodi 
Kendra ee nebe sab DWAAITWA; 
tahole aar rajya sarkar taa 
thakbaar, ki roilo GURUTWA ?
Kendra teh jodi 
Congress er sarkar o thakto, 
taara o chaai toh taaka r HISAAB;
Khaowa daaowa kore janagan ke haddi 

dekhacche, othocho durnitigrasto 

neta der pet e dhuke gache KABAAB.'

BABLA: 'Noishabhoj e giye, 
besh bhalo ee hoyeche kutnoitik 
chukti, sejechilo 'Bheegi BILLI'; 
aar jeyi boleche ei December 2023 
e, bokeya taaka dhukbe, omni naatak 
korbaar jonno, 'Chalo DILLI.''

BALA: 'Emni emni toh aar Kendra 
koreni proti ta bank account er saathe 
Aadhaar Card er SANGJUKTIKARAN; 
je byata jeevan e kodaal dhoreni, taar 
bank account e o 100 din er kaaj er 
taaka dhukto, eta o ekta baro KAARAN.'"- Arindam Sain