Tuesday, February 28, 2023

I WILL ONLY RUN; WHEN I WILL FEEL, THAT IN THAT PARTICULAR ACTIVITY, THERE IS MENTAL SATISFACTION AND FUN !!!

"Corporate people will 
always say, 'Run, run, RUN; 
to earn your rice, 
chapatti or BUN'; 
you just keep yourself 
calm and say, 
'I will only RUN; 
when I will feel, that in that 
particular activity, there is 
mental satisfaction and FUN.' 
Today, a company may be performing 
well, the day after tomorrow, that 
same company may PERISH; 
but, you with your skills, knowledge, 
wisdom and work experience, must 
always swim freely like a smart FISH. 
Corporate people will 
say, 'If you have MONEY; 
wherever you go, 
you will get HONEY'. 
But, what is the point in 
earning money, if you in the 
workplace are always in a STRESS; 
because health is wealth and your 
family members are not interested 
in the profitability of your BUSINESS. 
In the shop of your professional 
arena, don't keep 'oil' and 'BUTTER'; 
rather keep 'Red & green Chillies' and 
'Spices', you will perform far BETTER. 
Don't take unnecessary overload 
just like a foolish DONKEY; 
be speedy like a horse and 
smart like a MONKEY."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, February 26, 2023

IT IS LIKE A GAME OF CHESS; AS TOO COMPETITIVE IS ANY BUSINESS !!!

"It is like a game of CHESS; 
as too competitive is any BUSINESS. 
Make decisions based on the pitch REPORT; 
else your ship may fail to reach the PORT. 
Winning is all about the team GAME; 
just stick to your duties, no need to BLAME. 
Whenever required, just Increase your PACE; 
as you are in an international level RACE. 
Tell your teammates to look 
back, only when they FAIL; 
tell them that they have come a long way, 
destination is near, they just need to SAIL. 
If you are passionate about your job or 
business, motivation comes from WITHIN; 
expand your team, when you find 
talented people, just take them IN. 
In many places, the weather 
conditions are UNPREDICTABLE; 
but your driver, pilot or sailor must 
be mentally strong and STABLE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, February 21, 2023

ALLOW YOUR CUSTOMER TO SAY THE PEPSICO COMPANY TAGLINE, 'THAT'S WHAT I LIKE' !!!

"Though a professional one, 
still, if you can maintain a healthy 
relationship beyond BANKING; 
then in terms of getting new 
businesses and net profitability, 
you are surely the KING. 
Just like 'Adidas' company 
tagline for MARKETING; 
hardworking people always say 
that 'impossible is NOTHING'; 
but, to understand a 
customer's requirement 
quickly is not an easy THING; 
in many cases, your customer 
is a composer as well as music 
director, you just have to SING. 
'Apple' company tagline is, 
'think different', whereas 'Nike' 
company tagline is 'just do IT'; 
allow your customer to say the PepsiCo company 
tagline, 'that's what I like', then only, on that day, 
your marketing strategy is SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

Monday, February 13, 2023

I AM YOUR 'BLUE SAPPHIRE STONE' !!!

"PRINCESS: 'Oh ! My Prince ! 
You are so CHARMING; 
I will be your Queen, when 
you will become the KING.'

PRINCE: 'I prefer to become 
the King of your heart, rather 
than, of that thorny THRONE; 
why take so much stress, 
just enjoy, as I am your 
'blue sapphire STONE'.'

PRINCESS: 'Reality is brutal, come 
out of the fantasy world, because it 
is always the survival of the FITTEST; 
in the world of royal families, there are 
enemies, there is competition, at every move, 
you have to solve mysteries and pass any TEST.'

PRINCE: 'You know the art of 
romance, you do have that FLAIR; 
to mesmerize anyone with a 
character which is so DEBONAIR; 
actually, within your 
heart, for me, the true 
love was in the AIR; 
but, to the royal society, you 
made it look as if I have won 
the game of 'musical ChAIR'."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, February 11, 2023

PSU BANKS IN INDIA MUST IMPLEMENT 'REGISTER MORTGAGE' !!!

"PSU Banks in India must 
implement 'Register MORTGAGE'; 
the time has come to modernize several 
strategies at this global competitive AGE. 
As a PSU Bank, when it is 
disbursing a loan, it should 
always have the upper HAND; 
the borrower must always respect 
the word, 'mortgage' before taking 
a loan for purchasing any flat or LAND. 
If the 'register mortgage' gets implemented 
in PSU Banks, then automatically, it will 
perform better in retail loan SEGMENT; 
why to rely on District Magistrate's order to sell a 
mortgaged loss asset and that too after so much 
expenses on sale auction notice ARRANGEMENT. 
Once 'register mortgage' is implemented 
in PSU Banks, the concept of 'wilful 
defaulters' in housing loans will FADE; 
all the PSU Banks are requested to implement 
'register mortgage', you all will feel happy for 
such a change that you have MADE."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

IF YOU ALWAYS STAY POSITIVE AND MOTIVATED; THEN, BARRING IN A FEW DIFFICULT CASES, YOU CAN HARDLY BE DEFEATED !!!

"KING: 'In this period of global recession, we 
also know that 'fortune favours the brave', 
as in those days, wise men used to SAY; 
but, you have to look after the espionage 
department also, for just making weird 
predictions, we are not going to PAY. '

ROYAL ASTROLOGER: 'It is a privilege 
for me to get an additional CHARGE;  
but, go for small specialized teams, don't 
make the size of any team too LARGE.'

KING: 'What do you think, 
will we succeed in conquering 
the lost territory of our NATION; 
as our enemy kingdom 
is in great poverty, in this case, 
what is your PREDICTION ?'

ROYAL ASTROLOGER: 'I have read your 
palm and birth chart, in your dictionary, 
there is no such word, like 'STABLE'; 
no matter, wherever you go, whatever 
you do, in your life, everything will 
always remain UNPREDICTABLE. 
Your best weapons are your 
speed and optimistic MIND; 
and your best strategy is to win the race 
in the last lap by chasing from BEHIND. 
If you always stay 
positive and MOTIVATED; 
then, barring in a few difficult cases, 
you can hardly be DEFEATED.'"- Arindam Sain

JANAGAN KINTU KONO MAT EI MENE NEBENA RAJNEETI TEH KONO DURNITIGRASTO PARIVARTANTRO !!!

"Motua der eibhabe kora 
uchit hoyni APOMAN; 
ekhano boka r mato bomb bnaadhe 
kichu oshikkito MUSALMAN. 
Matha e haath buliye, CAA ba 
NRC r mithye bhoy dekhiye, 
kaaj nebe KORIYE; 
nirbachan mitey geleyi, diye 
debe duskriti r takma aar 
tarpor debe dur e SORIYE. 
Motua der opor ei 
ba kano eto RAAG; 
khub sabdhan, janogan kintu 
ekhan royeche besh SAJAAG. 
Chaturdike sudhu durniti aar durniti,
jaara ekhano aache saut ebong 'AADI'; 
taara taai durniti r biruddhe 
hoye uthche PRATIBAADI. 
Sankhyalaghu vote jodi 
hoy turup er TAASH; 
tahole taader ee ba kano korche 
dheere dheere SARBANASH. 
Taar maane asole taara 
aar turup er taash NOY; 
era ekhan shikkito hocche, paalta prashno 
korche, taai eder keyi ekhan eto BHOY. 
Sankhyaguru r ekta angsho 
abaar, khub ee SUJOGSANDHAANI; 
kon jantar mantar ghar e je, ke eder 
magaj dholai kore rekheche, ki JAANI. 
Jato ee koruk naatak aar nachanachi, 
jato ee koruk ghar er shatru, 
Bhibhisan er mato SHAROJANTRO; 
janagan kintu kono mat ei 
mene nebena rajneeti teh kono 
durnitigrasto PARIVARTANTRO."- Arindam Sain

KOLKATA E, KICHU KACHRA LOK O ACHE, RAASTA TEYI JATO JONJAAL FELE DAYE MAAIRI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kolkata e toh dekhchi, 
eder sankhya hoye gache BESI; 
raat holei, eder awaaz e ghum bhenge 
jaaye boiki, ekta o bilaati noy, sab ee DESI.'

BABOOL: 'Raat er bela e, raasta e pore 
thaka khabar niye o lege jaaye MARAMARI; 
Kolkata e kichu kachra lok o ache, raasta 
teyi jato jonjaal fele daye MAAIRI.'

BABLA: 'Oi Kolkata pourosabha r 
kormi ra thik samay, thikthak 
maaine paayena AAJKAAL, ; 
tobu o roj baanshi 
baajiye, thyala gaari 
teh niye jaaye JANJAAL. 
Oi kormi chole gelei, 
kichu kachra lok raasta tei 
fele daaye sab nongra JINISH; 
abaar ei boka lok gulo ee bole je, 
pourasabha r kormi ra thikthak kaaj 
korchena, abar janiye o daaye NAALISH.' 

BALA: 'Kolkata pourosabha ekta niyam 
koruk, je, baari r saamne r rasta e felle 
janjaal, hobe protidin 100 taaka JORIMANA; 
aar kukur gulo ke onyo jaayega e soriye niye jaoa 
ee bhalo, poribesh dushan o korche je, jekhane 
sekhane kore PAYEKHANA.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, February 4, 2023

UIDAI RETINA AUTHENTICATION AND CLOUD NUMBER NINE !!!

UIDAI RETINA AUTHENTICATION AND CLOUD NUMBER NINE !!!

WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN

"For the digital banking in India, 
by the end of FY 2023-24, 
there will be a new SUNSHINE; 
as the data of all the 
banks in India will be on the 
swadeshi 'cloud number NINE'. 
No, no, we are not talking 
about that particular 
Bryan Adams's superhit SONG; 
the implementation to put up all the 
banking data in the cloud has already 
started, it may not take too LONG. 
In many metro branches as well as 
urban branches, there may not be 
any enquiry officer's PRESENCE; 
a robotics programmed character in your banking 
app will deal with you with the backend support 
of a specialist team of artificial INTELLIGENCE. 
Even by the end of FY 2024-25, 
biometric authentication 
may become OBSOLETE; 
the UIDAI retina authentication 
will replace it, to make the ekyc 
more secured and CONCRETE. 
Also, in the digital banking 
apps, the MPIN and TPIN 
concept may fade OUT; 
random pin generation just like Google 
authenticator will come into play based on 
'otp', with the system of automatic LOGOUT. 
As a customer, in the banking app, either 
by typing text or voice message, you 
just need to tell your REQUIREMENT;
then the backend expert team will provide you a 
list of best products for you to avail, based on AI 
linked customer relationship MANAGEMENT'. 
So, be prepared 
with your smartphone, 
we are coming to entertain 
you in digital BANKING; 
don't worry, don't you fear, 
'Cyber Commandos' are always vigilant 
to make you feel that your banking data 
is secured and you are the KING. 
Just chill with a relaxed mind, 
everything regarding digital banking 
will be very smooth and FINE; 
welcome to the digital world of 
the Indian Banking system at our 
swadeshi 'CLOUD NUMBER NINE'."- Arindam Sain

Friday, February 3, 2023

NATIONAL ALLOCATED BANK ID NUMBER (NABIN) !!!

NATIONAL ALLOCATED BANK ID NUMBER (NABIN) !!!
WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN

"Another round of PSU Bank 
mergers may be very costly for 
the Indian economy at this STAGE; 
but, we can proceed for a common 
digital interface for all the banks 
of India in this modern AGE. 
Three types of CBS software are getting 
used, Bancslinc, Flexcube and FINACLE; 
so, to have a uniform CBS software, 
there is an OBSTACLE. 
Rather, we must take the 
other way, the customer id 
is to be given full ATTENTION; 
once ekyc is done in any bank, 
the customer id will get 
a unique ALLOCATION. 
If the ekyc of a customer id is complete, 
then there will be a national allocated 
bank id number (NABIN) GENERATION; 
now, with this (NABIN), you can find out 
the bank accounts of a particular individual 
in any bank throughout the India NATION. 
So, basically, to bring the entire 
banking system under one roof, 
for each and every CUSTOMER; 
irrespective of banks, there will be 
only one and only one (NABIN) national 
allocated bank id NUMBER."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, February 2, 2023

FOR OPENING SAVINGS ACCOUNTS FOR ADULT PERSONS, BE IT A SALARIED PERSON, COMMON MAN OR BUSINESSMAN; MAKE IT MANDATORY WITH EFFECT FROM 01.04.2023 TO HAVE BOTH 'AADHAAR' AND 'PAN' !!!

"Towards the 'AADHAAR seeding' 
only, the Indian Government is 
giving too much IMPORTANCE; 
but, the real dark horse is the 'PAN 
Card Number' when it comes to 
financial transaction VIGILANCE. 
With the help of 'Form 60', 'they' 
know the loopholes to 
do money LAUNDERING; 
the Indian Government must 
realize now, what changes in 
the system, it has to BRING. 
When it comes to 'know your customer' 
documents, make 'AADHAAR' and 'PAN' 
mandatory from the next financial YEAR; 
for salaried persons, if 'PAN' is not linked 
with 'AADHAAR', don't give them 'Income 
Tax refund' amount as well as any ARREAR. 
For opening savings accounts for 
adult persons, be it a salaried person, 
common man or BUSINESSMAN; 
make it mandatory with effect 
from 01.04.2023 to have both 
'AADHAAR' and 'PAN'."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 168 RUNS ON 01.02.2023 !!!

"Due to BRACEWELL; 
Ishan's wicket FELL. 
Tripathi looked more aggressive 
and that too by batting without 
wearing a HELMET; 
wickets kept on falling at the 
other end, but, 'Shubman Storm' 
continued as Mr. Gill was so well SET. 
On 01.02.2023, Shubman Gill 
scored another TON; 
everyone thought that as it is a batting 
pitch, the thrilling contest is ON. 
But, this is a new Indian squad, 
Hardik said, 'I will bowl the first over 
as Ahmedabad is my DEN'; 
in the first over, a sensational catch by 
Suryakumar helped Hardik to dismiss ALLEN. 
In the 2nd over, 
Arshdeep dismissed 
Conway and CHAPMAN; 
the catch taken by 'SKY' to dismiss 
Philips looked like an action replay, 
wow, Suryakumar, what a MAN ! 
Umran read Bracewell's mind 
and bowled him with his superb SPEED; 
Santner went back to the pavilion as it was 
good catch taken again by Suryakumar INDEED. 
Forget about 
the target of 235; 
after scoring just 66 runs, 
New Zealand failed to SURVIVE. 
India sealed the 3 match series by 
a margin of 168 runs and that too in T20; 
not only batsmen, in this squad, we are also 
finding talented bowlers in PLENTY."- Arindam Sain