UIDAI RETINA AUTHENTICATION AND CLOUD NUMBER NINE !!!

UIDAI RETINA AUTHENTICATION AND CLOUD NUMBER NINE !!!

WRITTEN BY: ARINDAM SAIN

"For the digital banking in India, 

by the end of FY 2023-24, 

there will be a new SUNSHINE; 

as the data of all the 

banks in India will be on the 

swadeshi 'cloud number NINE'. 

No, no, we are not talking 

about that particular 

Bryan Adams's superhit SONG; 

the implementation to put up all the 

banking data in the cloud has already 

started, it may not take too LONG. 

In many metro branches as well as 

urban branches, there may not be 

any enquiry officer's PRESENCE; 

a robotics programmed character in your banking 

app will deal with you with the backend support 

of a specialist team of artificial INTELLIGENCE. 

Even by the end of FY 2024-25, 

biometric authentication 

may become OBSOLETE; 

the UIDAI retina authentication 

will replace it, to make the ekyc 

more secured and CONCRETE. 

Also, in the digital banking 

apps, the MPIN and TPIN 

concept may fade OUT; 

random pin generation just like Google 

authenticator will come into play based on 

'otp', with the system of automatic LOGOUT. 

As a customer, in the banking app, either 

by typing text or voice message, you 

just need to tell your REQUIREMENT;

then the backend expert team will provide you a 

list of best products for you to avail, based on AI 

linked customer relationship MANAGEMENT'. 

So, be prepared 

with your smartphone, 

we are coming to entertain 

you in digital BANKING; 

don't worry, don't you fear, 

'Cyber Commandos' are always vigilant 

to make you feel that your banking data 

is secured and you are the KING. 

Just chill with a relaxed mind, 

everything regarding digital banking 

will be very smooth and FINE; 

welcome to the digital world of 

the Indian Banking system at our 

swadeshi 'CLOUD NUMBER NINE'."- Arindam Sain